#Kevin desert bluffs

[fox-guardian]

at first I was kinda surprised that Cecil was the sexyman of WTNV and not Kevin cuz like. Kevin is his evil double/doppelganger/whatever, he's always covered in blood, hes always smiling, he does arts and crafts with Gore, he's a little freak (affectionate) this seems like the kind of thing the tumblr girlies would LOVE for a sexyman.

and then I remember that Cecil's voice sounds Like That and I'm like right yeah fair, Kevin never stood a chance, sorry king

[cloverjester]

Kevin saying “He is holding a cat” when seeing Cecil

Cecil saying “He is holding a knife” when seeing Kevin

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

this is where kevin posts from btw, if you even care...

[popfishjr]

THERE. WTNV FANART.

LETS FEED THE FANDOM SHALL WE

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

anyway I miss Kevin. I know we just had an entire season about him but I didn't like it so that doesn't count

[purpleandyellowshowdown]

ROUND 2: SIDE B

[inkblot-embalmer]

I think this is a fitting first post. :) I've been catching up on WTNV since I started listening to it allll the way back when it began. Kevin is still my favorite ever. Nothing has changed. WTNV the podcast you are... Imperfectly perfect and normally odd.

[agnes-come-back-challenge]

ok but episode 43 "Visitor" is like. actually kinda scary

Not in a "omg that creature was sooo creepy" kinda way maybe, but Strexcorp literally. Left a violently programmed artifical creature in his booth. With the intention of scaring him into obedience

Like. They maimed his cat to try to get him to stop being so into having rights. That was clearly sending a message that they were willing to hurt his loved ones. And doesn't Lauren start asking about Janice and Carlos a few episodes later?

Jesus, that must've been terrifying. Can you imagine having your employer almost kill your cat and then start threatening your niece and boyfriend?

No wonder they were able to break Kevin so thoroughly. It's honestly surprising Cecil managed to avoid that

[theribthatgrewback]

nobody talks enough about the hand-knitted worm sweater

[terrys-min-catl]

My slow ass wanted to draw Kevin, and did it

Love him (platonically)

[takavasen]

Things i wish/want to see in wtnv

-Cecil and Carlos communicating properly for once

(Edit: i wrote this in a way that it sounds like i think they never communicate, that wasn't what i meant. I was talking about Carlos not telling Cecil about his past, especially the ten year DOW situation. Sorry for confusion, they have a healthy realtionship and i know it)

-Cecil's father lore

-More "Night vale exists in real world now" story

-Kevin

-Charles and Donovan lore

-Tamika Flynn snapping and going full militia leader mode one last time

-Character appearences: Huntokar, Earl Harlan, Fay, Janice, Erikas

-KEVIN

[cloverjester]

So, Cecil won the sexyman tournament and Kevin won the false prophet tournament. Good for them.

Anyway, we need a scientist poll. No reason, we just do.

[artisticmenace]

tma wasnt THIS horrible in my ears LMAO

this is from 70A.

AAAAAHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️

i hate you kevin desert bluffs.

[neriumdelusion]

Never trust a bitch who likes Kevin and hates Lauren Mallard

[nautilidea]

Night Vale (and Desert Bluffs) citizens with animal ears!

[myzlwow]

today i offer you kevin desert bluffs🤲

i spent far too long on this help