#Just double life

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[boxofoxberry]

desertduo are NOT beating the allegations rn

[liloinkoink]

do you wanna try your luck at the wild life session 5 trivia questions?

well now you can! i gathered all the questions we came up with into a pair of google forms so that you guys can try your hand at the same trivia questions the CCs did!

quizmaster's questions from session 5

we tried to have a good amount of questions for every player and season. we also tried to include only questions we thought at least one person would remember the answer to, especially things we'd seen them bring up recently in their own videos or streams, or big moments that would appear in fanart/animatics that we thought they'd be more likely to remember from seeing in those. we also aimed to include silly questions/answers, or questions/answers we thought people would find entertaining. we wanted players to be able to go to each other and ask each other for help on questions they didnt know the answer to!

but wait! there's more! we also have a form for all the questions which didn't make the cut!

rejected questions

the rejected questions didn't make it due to either being too difficult/niche or being something we did not think any creators would remember, being about a player we already had too many questions for in order to make room for questions about other players, being "stat" or number questions (i.e., "how many times did X die of Y cause?"), having too many names involved in the question or answer (making it hard for players to know who to ask for help), the questions just being wordy, or not being particularly entertaining. fair warning, the rejected questions also were not all fact checked as well as the actual episode questions were, as they didn't go into the actual session

originally our questions were a bit more difficult (we had a lot of questions we didn't necessarily think anyone would remember the answer to), but we were asked to tone it down and have mercy after the unexpectedly high amount of snail carnage (hence why the forms are jokingly names "easy version" and "hard version")

anyway, huge thanks to the rest of the trivia team, @cherrifire, @xmaruu11, @hopepetal, @applestruda, @ink-ghoul, and @cocoabats !!! working with all of you was super fun! and thanks so much to Grian for trusting us with this! this whole thing was a super cool experience and i'm thrilled with how much everyone likes the questions!

[isjasz]

between your teeth definitelynottober - day 7

[gumy-shark]

free my girl she did all that shit but if she was a man you'd be all over him AND his crimes

[thirdtimed]

one more pearl & tilly for the road

[elizaisdunn]

how I imagine Grian telling the gang it’s time for a new season

[batsyheere]

Duke, who is tired of being bullied for still having only a few spots checked off on vigilante bingo, decides to get even when family game night includes Never Have I Ever. Danny, who is either a friend or basically adopted family at this point, was invited.

He brings up the fact that he has never died and been brought back to life. Multiple fingers are put down, groans and complaints are made, and then they all turn to Danny when he just stares at the ground.

"If it happened more than once, do I put more fingers down? Or just the one?" he asks. The room falls silent for a few seconds before the flood of questions start.

[risibledeer]

hugs, all of joel's soulmates, lizzie, grian and eefo lol

Psst reqs are open, ik I draw a lot of Joel but i like drawing most hermipires so feel free ti ask, if uf like to

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[lolottes]

Or...they agree is Billy becomes THAT civilian who always gets captured by Danny and used as a hostage to attract the heroes.

At first he plays the role seriously, but after a while...he stops pretending to be scared and comments on the action, isn't even attached anymore, he eats cookies in the middle of the planned volcano plant of the day of Danny.

Danny knows Billy can escape if things go wrong. he also started small to do bigger, crazy and spectacular things with him.

The perceived danger grows at the same rate as the apparent desensitization of young Billy who asks the justice league if he can have a word as to why he will not be able to return his report in time.

Billy gets his own JL communicator to let them know when he's captured. The leaguers is surprised that Danny doesn't stop him or take the communicator ect. But...Fenton did way weirder shit.

He and Danny make bets on their reaction time, whoever arrives first, whoever will carry him "to safety". The one who will bring him home / to his city

Even if Billy's secret identity is discovered...why would that matter, he argues that he must maintain his civilian identity and at least no real civilians are endangered, it's a win win. So even after Shazam's identity revelation, nothing changes.

If he's out for shazam shit, he can just pretend he was taken by super villain fenton! True win win

One day in plain meetingreunion JL, he is called by Danny to find out if he is available the next day. He waves to the league as he begins to say that he is unavailable because he has an important test in the afternoon. It's chaos at the meetings as each of the regulars starts waving at him in shazam

Now will they take advantage of it to be able to organize themselves in advance the next times or set a trap for Fenton and possibly lose the warning before the start of the Fenton plants?

Or how Fenton's fights are becoming more and more pre-planned appointments over time

There's even a time when the rescue is interrupted by another alert and Fenton asks for the problem and is surprisingly understanding and willing to shift, provided they act as if they're surprised when he re-starts this plan from the beginning!

in the end the lack of stakes means that some heroes can relax in this type of encounter with Fenton and text their new equipment in situation

Clockwork sees how stressed Danny is from trying to be the goodest boy and never do anything remotely bad that could turn him evil and thinks he may have overdone it. At this rate his panic over never doing anything evil is going to force him to emotionally burn out and stop caring. Then he'll turn evil anyway.

So Clocky does something that sounds completely ridiculous in theory. He scoops Danny up and drops him into a universe full of superheros and villains and tells him to "Do whatever you want. There will be no consequences for you." Then he leaves.

And just like that, Danny goes apeshit. He decides to do the one thing he always wanted to do but was too afraid to because he didn't want to be judged, or worse, forced to join his parents.

He becomes a supervillian. Not as Phantom, no. But as Fenton! He goes full super genius mad scientist and terrorizes whatever city he's in. The local superhero is being driven insane as Danny builds death rays, shrink rays, his own modified version of the GAV, ect.

The best part if that the local heros can never catch him for long and when he is caught he always escapes before he is transported to whatever facility they wanted him in. He always ends up back in his home dimension where he goes back to acting normal and no one from either human dimension or the Infinite Realms knows what he's up to (except the stop watch of course)

After a particularly fun day in which Danny highjacks all broadcasting services to teach everyone in the world how to make insulin at home so you didn't have to pay a ridiculous amount for necessary medication, the Justice League was now on his tail.

Danny just laughs, thinking there's no way they'd ever be able to arrest him. Little does he know some guy calling himself Batman is leading the mission and he has no intention of arresting him. Danny, much to his horror, becomes far to familiar with adoption papers. As in he keeps having to set them on fire.

[lemon-bread-slice]

edit: i've been reminded in the tags that False also won the Grian Head Hunt so pretend that's scribbled at the bottom of False's list

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

[mxmarsbars]

third time’s a charm!

[nicecrumbart]

Did @cocoabats DTIYS from someone with no consistent style!

Had a lot of fun with it bc I haven't done something so loose in a while 😭 need to start getting more abstract again

[raticalshoez]

Etho "I am not a protector" Slab