#Jim Boles

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Birthday remembrance - Jim Boles #botd

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Podcast Actor Jim Boles Golden Age of Radio Tribute

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Arkham Asylum - Character Trophies

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Aracoma (Part 3)

History for #Aracoma , a #NativeAmerican leader in #Logan #WV #Appalachia #history #NativeAmericans #NativeAmericanhistory

Doris Miller (1903-1993), a longtime educator, historian, writer, and poet operating in the area of Huntington, West Virginia, composed this biography of Aracoma, a well-known Native American figure who lived in present-day Logan, West Virginia. This is Part 3 of her composition. Aracoma has been described as an Indian maiden of exceptional grace and beauty. Perhaps the Virginians she impressed…

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That it alone is high fantastical

“Oh, Mother, you’ll never guess! You’ll never guess in century of guessing!” Rilla cried out, sounding so much as she had as a little girl, for a moment, Anne could convince herself the War had never happened and that somewhere in Rainbow Valley, Walter sat writing a crown of sonnets in his leather-bound journal, his face dappled by the light, back braced against the bole of a birch tree, his grey eyes unfocused as he searched for his next word.

There was still a white stone in the graveyard. Shirley was in Toronto, having refused (albeit politely) to return to Glen St. Mary, much to Susan’s dismay, and Jem walked with a pronounced limp, his uneven gait announcing him as much as Mary’s voice.

There was a mystery there, Jem and Mary Vance, but Anne couldn’t see any way through it and Gilbert, lying beside her in bed, both of them tired but sleepless, told her not to try. Jem had seemed less removed, less falsely cheerful lately, and had begun talking about the medical course again, perhaps a specialty in obstetrics, a hospital practice. As far away from men dying in battle as he can get, Gilbert had observed and Anne had recalled Joyce’s little face, white as a mayflower blossom, and held her tongue.

Rilla, remarkably, given her exuberant entrance, had done the same in the absence of Anne’s response. Miss Oliver had left Ingleside some weeks ago, so there was no one to suggest Rilla either elaborate or calm herself, as her likeness to a whistling copper tea-kettle was increasingly pronounced.

“If I’ll never guess, dear, you must tell me,” Anne said. It was a relief that Rilla could still be the young girl she ought to be, for all that she wore Ken Ford’s diamond ring on her finger and was capable of a brisk, warm matronliness when it came to raising Jims, now reserved for the writing of letters to his new British stepmother and clucking over the missives she received.

“Faith Meredith has eloped!”

Anne did admit to herself she would never have guessed that, because for all her imagination, she wouldn’t have guessed something impossible.

“But, Rilla, Jem is with your father today, doing the Lowbridge rounds. Susan and I packed a lunch with plenty of pie for Dad and some of that flapjack Jem took to after being in England,” Anne said. He’d been in hospital in England, recovering from the injuries he’d sustained at the Front, in the prison camp, during his escape, none of which was spoken of. Only flapjack and stewed tea and how no cook in England was a patch on Susan and that you may tie to, uttered with some semblance of his old roguish humor.

“I didn’t say she married Jem, Mother!” Rilla exclaimed. Her cheeks were pink and her eyes were bright. She had a look of Gilbert at his most delighted about him, an expression Anne remembered from their childhood. Anne opened her mouth to speak but Rilla interrupted.

“It’s Bertie Shakespeare Drew! Faith Meredith is Mrs. Bertie Shakespeare!” Rilla said.

If Anne hadn’t already been sitting down, she would have, suddenly and gracelessly. As it was, the shirt she’d been mending fell from her lap.

“That’s—why, Rilla, are you sure?”

“I heard it directly from Mary Vance,” Rilla said, lifting a hand to stop Anne from speaking. “And Miss Cornelia Bryant. You know Miss Cornelia has no taste for gossip. Miss Cornelia’d heard it from Mrs. Meredith—”

“Poor Rosemary,” Anne said, before she could stop herself.

“Why poor Rosemary? I suppose they thought Faith and Jem would make a go of it, at least, perhaps Reverend Meredith and Mrs. Meredith did, but the War’s done funny things to people and Faith and Jem, they just didn’t fit any longer,” Rilla said. Sometimes, Anne felt Rilla reminded her of someone she couldn’t name and realized her youngest daughter spoke with the wisdom Anne’s own mother might have had. Plenty of folks in the Glen would find such a thought eerie, but Anne was comforted, for all that she ought to be the one offering a thoughtful explanation rather than receiving it.

“I suppose I meant the surprise, an elopement—”

“They must not have wanted to wait. Or were afraid someone would try to talk them out of it. Bertie’s mother maybe,” Rilla said.

Rosemary or her father, Anne thought. Jem, if he’d been given the chance, perhaps. Perhaps not, if Rilla was correct.

“Bertie Shakespeare Drew,” Anne said. “I remember when he was born. He’s just Jem’s age.”

“He’s not much like you remember him, Mother. He’s all tall and stalwart now and they say he’s going in for engineering, that he learned quite a bit in France, found he had a talent for that sort of thing. And his ears don’t stick out quite so much anymore,” Rilla said.

“There’re more things on heav’n and earth,” Anne said, mangling the quote a bit, fairly certain Rilla would not correct her. “D’you suppose Faith calls him Bertie? Or his full name—it’s quite a mouthful.”

Queenly Faith Meredith, the undisputed beauty of Glen St. Mary, who had a sense of humor but also a sense of herself as beyond any teasing, now to be Mrs. Bertie Shakespeare Drew. Anne smiled to herself and thought how Mary Vance would find a way to make Jem grin over it all. She’s lucky to get him, Mary would say, reversing the order the Glen would have assumed, and Mary, canny and unexpectedly kind, would have the right of it, perhaps.

Susan would be quite outraged and the pastry of her next pie might suffer for it, but Gilbert had always taken an unchristian glee in Susan’s outrage and wouldn’t mind the pastry being a bit heavier. It was still the best piecrust on Prince Edward Island, now that Mrs. Rachel Lynde was no longer living to give Susan a run for her money.

“Miss Cornelia said Faith was heard to call him Will, when she spoke to her parents. It’s after Shakespeare of course, and because he was so determined they marry,” Rilla said. 

“And because Faith wanted to,” Anne said. She wasn’t sure if she meant the elopement or the name, but it was all of a piece.

“Miss Cornelia said they’d gone to New York for their honeymoon and she hoped Faith didn’t come back with a bunch of silly Yankee airs but Mary and I didn’t think that was likely,” Rilla said, sitting down beside Anne, picking up the shirt and starting to sew.

“She didn’t come back from England any different, after all,” Rilla said.

“Except that she didn’t marry your brother,” Anne replied.

“D’you know, Mother, even without the War, I don’t think they’d ever have gone through with it, Faith and Jem,” Rilla said. “It was, how shall I put it, like a childhood fairy tale, the honorable knight and the maiden fair, all sorts of adventures they had in Rainbow Valley. They were always going to grow up. We all were.”

Not Walter, Anne’s heart said. Not Joyce.

“I’m glad of Ken’s name, anyway. And don’t worry, I wouldn’t elope for anything. I want our families around us, as many as we can get, even if we have to wait. We’re rather good at that,” Rilla said. She’d finished the one shirt and picked up another. She peered at it, frowned. “I can’t think what Dad does to his clothes—”

“I’ve made up a thousand stories to try to explain that and I still don’t think I’ve figured it out,” Anne said. “Some things, my darling girl, are beyond explanation.”

This one's for @freyafrida because I didn't manage to squeeze Faith/Bertie Shakespeare into my Jem/Mary fic...

[cantsayidont]

Mostly complete discography of the L.A. alt rock band Concrete Blonde, not including singles or "best of" collections.

Their best-known album is BLOODLETTING, with its Anne Rice-inspired title track, "Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)"; the morose ballad "Joey" (one of their few songs that got significant radio traction); and their cover of Andy Prieboy's AIDS crisis valedictory "Tomorrow, Wendy." Their best album is probably 1993's MEXICAN MOON, a return to form after the weird indulgence of WALKING IN LONDON (which sounds like an '80s Heart album), but their 1986 debut defined their sound, and in some ways they never topped it.

STILL IN HOLLYWOOD is not an album but a compilation of B-sides and non-album tracks, including their fiery cover of Leonard Cohen's "Everybody Knows" (from the soundtrack of PUMP UP THE VOLUME), and covers of songs by Jimmy Hendrix, Nick Cave, and Bob Dylan. It unfortunately doesn't include their song "Tomorrow's Gonna Be" (by Tom Boles and Mark Walton) from the soundtrack of a very obscure 1986 movie called ECHO PARK (which was credited under the name "Johnette," although Jim Mankey's guitar line is immediately recognizable), but it has some other gems, like Johnette Napolitano's implish road trip anthem "100 Games of Solitaire."

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Week 7 Blog Essay: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) and the Comparison to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

(TWO FILM ESSAY)

By Jensen Boles

In the year of 1974, Tobe Hooper directed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He was also known for directing films such as Eggshells (1969), Poltergeist (1982), as well as the sequel, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986).

Above is the original theatrical trailer for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Tobe Hooper's casting choice for this film mainly consists of unknown actors consisting of Gunnar Hansen, Marylin Burns, Edwin Neal, Paul A. Partain and Jim Seidow. While these actors were unknown at the time, they did eventually gain some recognition from horror fans, thanks to this film. Gunnar Hansen who played Leatherface in the film, even stated in an interview "Yes. And in fact, once Chainsaw came out, I started getting asked to be in films."

The story of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is set in the same year the film came out, being 1974. The story of this film follows five friends who head to rural Texas to visit the gravesite of one of their grandfathers which has been desecrated. While on their way they stumble upon a psychopathic hitchhiker and an abandoned house that's home to a chainsaw wielding, cannibalistic psycho, named Leatherface along with the rest of his family who are also psychopaths and cannibals who are also known for tormenting their victims.

The film was known for having a low production budget consisting of only $140,000 and having a cast of mainly unknown actors as mentioned above. However the film made $26,572,161 for the worldwide box office. The film was also known for being really controversial due to its excessive violence and disturbing content which got the film banned in the UK for 25 years. The film was also inspired by the real life serial killer known as Ed Gein.

Despite the film's low budget and controversy at the time, the film was still praised by fans as well as a few critics such as Roger Ebert who stated "It’s also without any apparent purpose, unless the creation of disgust and fright is a purpose. And yet in its own way, the movie is some kind of weird, off-the-wall achievement. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to make a movie like this, and yet it’s well-made, well-acted, and all too effective." Roger Ebert was stating that despite the unconventional elements along with the film's low budget and controversy, the film was still effective and enjoyable in the horror genre.

Moving onto my second film of the week, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, which was released in the year 2000 and has a totally different plot which is set in 19th century Qing Dynasty, China and involves a young Chinese warrior named Jen Yu (Zhang Ziyi) who steals a sword from a famous swordsman named Li Mu Bai (Chow Yun Fat). Li Mu Bai was originally going to give his sword to a young female warrior, Yu Shu Lien (Michelle Yeoh) before it was stolen by Jen. Yu Shu-Lien, then gives chase to Jen and along the way, she encounters bitter loose ends, fervent passions, and an unconquerable desire for freedom.

Above is a still frame from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon that consists of Yu Shu Lien (Michelle Yeoh) about to battle Jen Yu (Zhang Ziyi) in the most iconic scene from the movie.

In comparison to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon had a larger production budget consisting of $15,000,000 and made $213,966,221 worldwide. The film has also won an Academy Award for best cinematography as well as a Saturn Award for best Action/Adventure film.

The film has also garnered praise by fans and critics alike. Peter Bradshaw from The Guardian said "In the old-fashioned entertainment that it delivers, and in its inspired combination of seriousness and playfulness, Crouching Tiger is already assuming the lineaments of a classic." I think Peter Bradshaw makes a good point because the film is still considered a classic to this day and the cinematography still holds up today as well.

All in all, both of these films are totally different from one another because of the different budgets, the different setting, and the different style of films. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre had a lower budget and was set in Texas in the year of 1974, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon however, had a higher budget and was a period piece set in 19th century China. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was also a horror film which had gained some controversy over the years, while Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was based off of a Chinese novel and had won awards for best cinematography and for best action film. Even the actors for both films are considered different, while The Texas Chainsaw Massacre had unknown actors at the time, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon had a few well known actors, yet some of the actors weren’t known well amongst certain audiences.

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Arkhamverse Charcter Smash or Pass: Part 1, Arkham Asylum

Batman →Smash

Joker →Pass (just… no, not hard to figure out why)

Warden Sharp →Pass (old but not a silver fox)

Frank Boles →Pass (drinks on the job and is a dick)

Killer Croc →Pass (those scales have to hurt)

Harley Quinn →Smash

Penguin → Pass (gross and a dick)

Two-Face →Smash

Prometheus →Pass (don’t know him)

Great White Shark →Pass (don’t know him)

Ventriloquist →Pass (looks like I could easily beat the crap out of him)

Hugo Strange →Pass (just… no)

Black Mask →Pass (not my type and is a massive dick)

Calendar Man →Pass (just… no would probably save the date of our smash and create a crime based on it)

Oracle →Pass (would rather be friends, besides she’s cute dating Tim)

Jim Gordon →Pass (he’s not voiced by Jonathan Banks… yet)

Penelope Young →Pass (she would probably inject me with Titan)

Riddler →Pass (had to pass as we don’t actually see him in game and the character designs on the bios are different from the actual game designs so we don’t truly know what he looks like in Arkham Asylum)

Catwoman →Smash

Bane →Smash

Jack Ryder →Pass (Dollar General J. Jonah Jameson)

Maxie Zeus →Pass (if he actually thinks he’s Zeus… no bcuz chances are I’m not the only one he’s smashing)

Ra’s Al Ghul →Smash

Killer Moth →Pass (goofy looking)

Ratcatcher →Smash

Firefly →Pass (would probably burn me alive afterwards)

Amadeus Arkham →Pass (just… no)

Bruce Wayne →Smash

Thomas & Martha Wayne →Pass (not into necrophilia or threesomes with a married couple)

Alfred Pennyworth →Smash

Aaron Cash →Smash

Mr. Zsasz →Pass (just… no, not hard to figure out why)

Poison Ivy →Smash

Mr. Freeze →Pass (would rather be friends, besides he belongs to Nora)

Scarecrow →Smash

Scarface →Pass (literally a puppet)

Hush →Pass (killed his parents as a kid and would probably harvest my skin)

Mad Hatter →Pass (just… no)

Humpty Dumpty →Pass (don’t know him)

Tweedledum & Tweddledee →Pass (just… no)

Spirit of Arkham →Pass (can’t smash a ghost)

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A hard-nosed cop reluctantly teams up with a wise-cracking criminal temporarily paroled to him, in order to track down a killer. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Jack Cates: Nick Nolte Reggie Hammond: Eddie Murphy Elaine: Annette O’Toole Haden: Frank McRae Albert Ganz: James Remar Luther: David Patrick Kelly Billy Bear: Sonny Landham Ben Kehoe: Brion James Rosalie, Hostage Girl: Kerry Sherman Algren: Jonathan Banks Vanzant: James Keane Frizzy, Hotel Desk Clerk: Tara King Lisa, Blonde Hooker: Greta Blackburn Casey: Margot Rose Sally: Denise Crosby Candy: Olivia Brown Young Cop: Todd Allen Thin Cop: Bill Dearth Big Cop: Ned Dowd Old Cop: Jim Haynie Detective: Jack Thibeau Plainclothes Man: Jon St. Elwood Ruth: Clare Torao Policewoman: Sandy Martin Bob: Matt Landers Cowboy Bartender: Peter Jason First Cop: Bill Cross Second Cop: Chris Mulkey Parking Lot Attendant: Marcelino Sánchez Road Gang Guard: Bennie E. Dobbins Road Gang Guard: Walter Scott Road Gang Guard: W.T. Zacha Prison Guard: Loyd Catlett Prison Guard: B. G. Fisher Prison Guard: Reid Cruickshanks Duty Sergeant: R. D. Call Hooker: Brenda Venus Hooker: Gloria Gifford Torchy’s Patron: Nick Dimitri Torchy’s Patron: John Dennis Johnston Torchy’s Patron: Rock A. Walker Gas Station Attendant: Dave Moordigian Security Guard: J. Wesley Huston Cop with Gun: Gary Pettinger Bar Girl: Marquerita Wallace Bar Girl: Angela Robinson Witherspoon Bartender: Jack Lightsy Henry Wong: John Hauk Interrogator: Bob Yanez Leroy: Clint Smith Gang Member: Luis Contreras Cowgirl Dancer: Suzanne M. Regard Vroman’s Dancer: Ola Ray Vroman’s Dancer: Bjaye Turner Indian Hooker: Begonya Plaza Film Crew: Original Music Composer: James Horner Producer: Lawrence Gordon Editor: Freeman A. Davies Production Design: John Vallone Director of Photography: Ric Waite Editor: Mark Warner Writer: Walter Hill Casting: Judith Holstra Editor: Billy Weber Producer: Joel Silver Sound Editor: John Dunn Sound Editor: Tim Mangini Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Donald O. Mitchell Costume Design: Marilyn Vance Sound Editor: Teri E. Dorman Supervising Sound Effects Editor: Richard L. Anderson Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Rick Kline Executive Producer: D. Constantine Conte Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Gregg Landaker Makeup Artist: Edouard F. Henriques Makeup Artist: Michael Germain Supervising Sound Effects Editor: Stephen Hunter Flick ADR Editor: Mark A. Mangini Stunt Double: Terry Leonard Stunts: Nick Dimitri Writer: Roger Spottiswoode Writer: Larry Gross Writer: Steven E. de Souza Set Decoration: Richard C. Goddard Hairstylist: Dagmar Loesch Stunt Double: Vince Deadrick Jr. Stunts: Tony Brubaker Special Effects: Joseph P. Mercurio Stunts: Bruce Paul Barbour Stunts: Larry Holt Stunt Double: John Sherrod Stunts: Jerry Brutsche Stunts: Billy C. Chandler Stunt Driver: Conrad E. Palmisano Stunt Coordinator: Bennie E. Dobbins Gaffer: Carl Boles Stunts: Walter Scott Movie Reviews: John Chard: You switch from an armed robber to a pimp, you’re all set. A hard as nails cop reluctantly teams up with a wise-cracking criminal temporarily paroled to him, in order to track down an escaped convict cop killer. The mismatched buddy buddy formula exploded onto the screen here in a ball of violence, profanity and pin sharp one liners. It also launched Eddie Murphy into 1980s stardom. Directed by Walter Hill and starring Nick Nolte alongside Murphy as part of an electrifying black and white double act, it’s unrelenting in pace and bad attitude. It could have been so different though, with the likes of Stallone, Reynolds, Pryor and Hines attached at various times for lead parts, it now is written in folklore that Murphy got the break and grasped it with both hands (he was actually fired at one point mind!). Thankfully the problems behind the scenes were resolved to give us a classic of its type. A big success for Paramount it paved the way for more choice same formula pictures in the decade, but few were able to be so course and daring with the racial divide explosions. Murphy is outstanding, quick as an A.K. 47 in vocal d...

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Madge Evans, John Boles, Bruce Cabot | Sinners In Paradise (1938) Full M...

Sinners in Paradise is a 1938 US. South Seas adventure film directed by James Whale.  The stars of the movie are Madge Evans, John Boles, Bruce Cabot, Marion Martin, and Gene Lockhart. A passenger aircraft crashes in mid-Pacific and some of the survivors reach an island inhabited only by an American, Jim Taylor, with his Chinese servant, Ping. He declines to help them, telling them to build their own shelter and gather their own food and, though he has a boat and fuel, refusing to take them off. The reason why he wants to remain undisturbed, we learn, is that he is wanted for murder. In time his attitude to the intruders softens as they, despite endless bickering, manage to form a working community and he finds himself increasingly drawn to an attractive young nurse, Anne Wesson, who is running away from her husband. When the boat is prepared for a trip to civilization, two crooked businessmen from the party steal it with Ping on board. In a fight, he kills them both and, fatally wounded, brings the boat back. The rest can then escape. Cast Madge Evans as Anne Wesson John Boles as Jim Taylor Bruce Cabot as Robert Malone aka The Torpedo Marion Martin as Iris Compton Gene Lockhart as Sen. Corey Charlotte Wynters as Thelma Chase Nana Bryant as Mrs. Franklin Sydney Milburn Stone as Honeyman Don 'Red' Barry as Jessup (as Donald Barry) Morgan Conway as Harrison Brand Willie Fung as Ping Never miss a video. Join the channel so that Mr. P can notify you when new videos are uploaded: https://www.youtube.com/@nrpsmovieclassics

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Jim Boles (February 28, 1914 – May 26, 1977)

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The Beast You’ve Made Me

by Anabsolutetwat

Jim waits, ducked behind a thick-boled rubber tree. Sniffing and listening while drops speckle their bare skin, tickling and diluting their scent. The storm makes them itch. They want him to find them already. They want to crawl out of their skin completely. Run on all fours. Tear into flesh and scream in to the rain. They want to feel him. Covering their back and clawing at their skin. He possesses their mind and heart every day, and nights like this they want him to fill the rest of them.

 Jim and Oluwande are werewolves. And pirates. And they have a night of freedom to go have bloody, wild sex in the woods.

Words: 2917, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Other

Characters: Oluwande Boodhari, Jim Jimenez

Relationships: Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Werewolf, Blood and Violence, Not overly graphic violence, Some biting and scratching, theyre werewolves, Porn with Feelings, POV Alternating

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46765855

[lazaruspiss]

Arkham Asylum - Character Profiles: Part Two

Commissioner Gordon

Aaron Cash

Frank Boles

Dr. Penelope Young

Mr. Zsasz

Killer Croc

The Riddler

[lieselotte-sky]

Víno? Už nikdy!

To jsem se tak jednou motala kolem Mrtvého moře když bylo ještě marodem. Narazila jsem na sajtnu jakéchsi filosofů aji s jejich učitelem, slovo dalo slovo a tak jsme jednoho čtvrtečního večera zachlastali v zahradní knajpě. Nekecám, byl to takové děs, že jsem z teho byla tři dni mrtvá. Večer se rozběhl, oni furt cosi řešili, tomu jejich učiteli už to lezlo na nervy, mně ostatně taky a tak jsme společně s ním a jeho otcem zachlastali, protože to jinak nešlo vydržet. Ale víno. Já to tehdy neznala, vědět co je to za hrůzu, tak se toho nedotknu. První zaplul pod stůl nejspíš otec toho týpka, tedy myslím si to, já už byla celkem zřízená, ale pamatuju si, že se ten týpek nejdřív seknul a napil se octa, tím si nějak vzpomněl na otca a začal řvát eloi eloi lama sabachtani, pááč ho nebyl štont najít. Já zas řvala neco jak Rameno! Rameno! Rameno bolí mně! a upřímně jsem nechápala proč mě ty ramena tak zatraceně bolí, já si vůbec nepamatuju co jsem dělala a možná je to tak lepší. K sobě jsem přišla až v sobotu pozdě v noci. Ležela jsem s tím týpkem v nějaké strašné díře, ukrutně mě bolely ruce, strop se točil, lavór nikde. Říkám si, zkusím to s chlapem, zkusit se prý má všechno, třeba příjdu na jiné myšlenky, jenomže jak jsem na něj lezla, já s tím nemám ty zkušenosti, tak se mi ten hajzl vytrhl a zdrhnul. To ale nebyl konec mého utrpení. Chvílu po tom se tam přihnaly nějaké děvky a hledaly ho, asi jim nezaplatil, nebo co, řvaly jedna přes druhou a já myslela že mi praskne hlava, stála jsem tam jenom v noční košili, co teď? Tak jim říkám rychna je tady jak v hrobě, tady snad neco zheblo, néspiš já, bo su mrtvá jak nikdy, jděte už do prdele, co hledáte někoho živého jak on mezi mrtvéma, děvky jedny blbé, zasrané, uřvané… A ony fakt táhly. No to jsem nečekala. Ač se mi pořád motala hlava, podlamovala se mi kolena a strašně mě bolely ruce, tak jsem raději vypadla taky, jeden nikdy neví kdo tam ještě doleze a zas bude neco chtět, už teho všeckeho bylo nejak moc. Od té doby víno rač nepiju, ono to nedělá lidem dobře. Néni nad poctivó domácí slivovicu, ta člověka pohladí, dobře mu udělá, vende a neškodí, ale z teho vína si člověk leda umotá tak divokého draka, že by se ho i v Číně lekli. Naja, ale někteří lidé jsou nepoučitelní. Nedlouho po téhle hrůze jsem potkala pár těch filosofů. No zas to jelo naveliko, byli tak zřízení, že mezi sebó mluvili tak, že temu nikdo jiné nebyl štont rozumět. A to by si člověk řekl, že to byli chytří lidé, no. Tak to je tak.

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The distinctive face of character actor Jim Boles