#Jesus in cartoon

[bobauthorman]

Every good series has...

...An awkward protagonist...

...A goofy goober...

...A wily elder...

...And whatever this is supposed to be.

[bogleech]

I thought this line was so fucking funny in 1987 I horrified multiple adults by adding it to my lexicon and over three decades later it’s actually funnier than I could ever imagine

[gleafer]

When your retired demon gets bored and has to fulfill his need to save you from IMMINENT DOOM.

[beauty-funny-trippy]

The truth about Republicans and Christian Nationalism

[cor-jesu-sacratissimum]

Best Sacred Heart of Jesus AI-generated arts (Part I)

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[prokopetz]

Them: But the way the toilets are always saying "skibidi bop" is, like, super annoying.

Playing on repeat in my head for the last 22 years: FRENCH EROTIC FILM, AN OLD BLUE SCOT CALLED DILL, WINDY SHAKY DRIVER, DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THEY'LL REVIVE HER

[tomicscomics]

10/10/2024

The Feast of St. Teresa of Ávila is on October 15th!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: St. Teresa of Ávila (or Sister Teresa of Jesus, as she was known) was a Carmelite nun, a mystic, a reformer, and a musician! She'd play drums and tambourines to keep time for her sisters as they played other instruments or danced in their recreational time. In this cartoon, St. Teresa receives a new drum kit, but it's too big for her to play alone. Drum kits aren't normally meant for two people, but as the other nun points out, this a "co-nun-drum." A conundrum is a dilemma (like having a drum made for two people when you only have one drummer). A co-nun-drum is a drum made for two nuns to co-play (play cooperatively).

[i-eat-mold]

Oh, betty

[nando161mando]

[faunandfloraas]

Hyunjin chasing Seungmin at the end of the video about killed me

[bigdickwizard]

…is this anything?

[violentlycookingcartoons]

"I keep hearing this melody my ear"

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[davidaugust]

[jammunin]

two legends meeting each other

[tomicscomics]

10/04/2024

Biblically accurate married couple.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In the Bible story being read, Jesus is asked by some Pharisees if a man can divorce his wife for any reason. Jesus says that, if the marriage is lawful, it binds the couple together as one, and what God has joined together, no man can separate. 2. In this cartoon, Fr. Mark reads this passage to his Sunday school class while explaining the sacrament of marriage. The girl with the bow swoons over the proper, spiritual weight of the words as she imagines a typical wedding scene. Conversely, the words strike horror into the heart of Agnes, the girl in the green sweater, who has a history of mishearing or misinterpreting Bible stories. In this case, she's heard Jesus's figurative description of marriage -- "The two shall become one flesh." -- and imagined it literally, with a husband and wife fused together into a single fleshy pile. 3. I drew the amalgamated-flesh-pile with smiles and googly-eyes to reduce the chaos-god-body-horror implicit in its conception. I'm sure these efforts were satisfactory.