#JURGEN LEITNER??? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER

[grungebutsoft]

Elias Bouchard:

God i hate it when Jurgen Leitner -_-

what a cunt

[rotting-and-so-beautiful]

when i said “someone give gwen a metal pipe” i meant it

(click for better quality :3)

[dzknik]

if it turns out jurgen leitner is still alive down there jonny you better watch your fucking back i swear

[thatoneghostthateatspeople]

BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS, LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN. COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER

leitner??? jurgen leitner?! stupid IDIOT motherfUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GODDAMN FOOL BOOKCOLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD AVATAR OF THE WHORE

[ni-c0s]

I’m taking book binding at my college rn and we got to look at this ARCHIVE of RARE BOOKS and the whole time I could not stop thinking “is this a TMA ref” LIKE ISTFG I’m either going to find or somehow make a Leitner this semester

[krystal-prisms]

God I love tumblr

Where else can I go to say with my full chest that I hate Elon Musk and all his stupid ugly vehicles that don't work and look like shit, and that he's an actual idiot, dumbest motherfucker on the planet, and I want him to die a thousand deaths, each more painful and humiliating than the last. I could write a whole rant on this, to rival the likes of the Jurgen Leitner monologue

Tiktok could never

[anthonynotgreen]

SO UH. I THINK YOU GUYS KNOW THE ANSWER ON THIS ONE.

okay I've been seeing these around and I wanted to do one for the TMA cast. here's a random wheel (link) featuring every character I can remember with a speaking role + a couple extras who don't speak but are still important to the plot or that I thought would be funny

[sydneighsays]

Doodle

Timeline unclear but we ball

[merciful-heavens]

HAPPY PIPE MURDER DAY

To those who celebrate

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Sasha, Melanie and Cel but is just Melanie making friends and trying to get them to kill Elias (alterbativally best ghost hunter trio).

Elias, Grizzop and Zolf but Elias is so busy going "what type of Peter Lukas is that and should I divorce him too" with Zolf he doesn't realize Grizzop killing him.

Martin and Wilde but is just Wilde way to elaborated excuses to not honestly review Martin's poetry and Martin's elaborated hidden tests around "is this an alternate historical figure or the Stranger being silly?".

Azu and Jon but is just cause Jon needs a hug and Azu is way to competent she could solve TMA with marbles, hugs and axes.

Hamid, Tim and TMA Sasha just cause I think they would be neat together. But mostly Hamid and Sasha research into danger zone repeatedly.

Bertie and Jurgen Leitner cause Leitner deserves to have to deal with Bertie and I think that Bertie would have a lot of underseved fun if he got eldrish permission to be openly fucked up and evil.

[driedlillies]

AU where Gerry lives and he somehow finds himself in the tunnels with Jon (I haven’t thought about the logistics) and when Leitner finds them he takes one look at Gerry and BOOKS IT back to a hideout

[horseradish-girly]

Jurgen Leitner must experience brutal pipe murder in every universe

[herding-octokittens]

Jurgen Leitner has been dead for eight slutty slutty years!!!

[rebeccaberry]

BRUTAL PIPE MURDER ANNIVERSARY TODAY!

Let's all do anything except pay respects to that old man goth book collector!

[apollos-star]

Welp, that's obviously a Leitner

[lailas-in-space]

Happy death day, Jurgen Leitner. You are not missed.