#Is this anon hate?
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I hope you get your dick sucked by a nest of fire ants
Unless you're into that in which case I hope someone sets the new world record for most vanilla blowjob ever on you
either way i'd be getting laid, which would put me ahead of you. check.
#asks#is this anon hate?#it's really lazy if it is#at least get creative#like this is maybe half a level above just calling me a virgin
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Sinner
Correct
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You are a tar pit.
...thank you?
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modern au cato where he enjoys using salt as lube hmm daddy put that salty penis in my salthole
? hey.?
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Do you hate men?
fascinating
#is this anon hate?#i cant tell if this is anon hate#im not sure WHAT this is#i think maybe its a test to see if i give into my base instinct to be mean when people play stupid games
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The proper use of words such as their, they're, and there is an indicator of intelligence. Please use them in the appropriate manner when posting comments.
...I'm doing my best dude (gender neutral). Those words just tend to trip me up. And it's not any indication I'm dumb or anything. It just means I have an understandable weakness and you're a jerk for acting like an easy thing to get confused by is some great indication of how smart I am or something. So I suggest you shut up and stay quiet. Unless you have actually constructive criticism, I'll keep trying my best. Not to appease you because apparently you think I'm stupid. But so I can get better at using those words correctly.
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To the wet box with you!!
I'm just a poor little meow meow... :(
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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me
#people missing context this was about the wwdits show runners pulling a 2012-era queerbait#and was a joke#also if you're going to send me an anon asking me why i hate ace people. miss me with your homophobia thanks
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life hack: imagine your ocd intrusive thoughts are anon hate so you can reply "the reading comprehension on this site"
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Why do u call yourself a transGIRL if you are over 18? That's pedophilic .
this one is always sooo funny to me, cause like ok, when some random cis woman calls herself or her friend a girl or something she's quirky and cool, but when a trans person calls themselves a girl or a boy we're suddenly pedophiles! hmmmm i wonder where that rhetoric comes from?
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jason todd unique second child privileges
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you really need to raise your standards for what's considered "a phrase" because if it only makes sense in the specific context of the post it was originally found in and it isn't repeatable in other situations, that's not a phrase that has entered the lexicon, that's just something someone said one time.
i started this thing last week i need all the posts i can handle
What doesn't alter your vocabulary may alter, or may have already altered, someone else's. This is not about adding to The General Lexicon - I have an entire tag for things that change this site as a whole, which has a higher bar; this is largely about novelty and humor. This is us curb-stomping whatever the fuck we want into the right form for our needs, whatever those needs may be, including altering aspects of the phrase to fit the necessary format or context. It's a linguistic shotgun.
its my fuckin blog bitch ill shit where i want
#vaps.ask#i use 'phrase added to inventory' to reflect that these are things that may change someone's personal lexicon or that already have#also everything on this site is something someone said one time.#also keep in mind i do not genuinely hate you anon. i'm just slightly flabbergasted that someone comes in#and critiques a gimmick blog that i started Last Wednesday#with clearly arbitrary guidelines and nominations#like...why do you expect quality. you're setting yourself up for failure here#it's a grab bag. a random draw
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hey can you do a poll that asks if you’ve ever received hate anon mail? Thanks
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you cannot use my negative traits against me i’m very aware of all of my flaws and actively working to fix them
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pinnochio! 🫵🤣 you will never be a real boy!
i mean pinnochio did become a real boy. that was a pretty significant part of the story. i understand that you’re just being transphobic but pinnochio did very much become a real boy.
#this is so silly to me on so many levels. like how did you expect me to be genuinely hurt by this#anon hate#examples of transandrophobia#transandrophobia#transandromisia#transmisandry#virilmisia#virilphobia#anti transmasculinity#transmascphobia
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