#Ingvar brotherband

[jade-of-mourning]

lights, camera, heron!

text by @reine-du-sourire! thank you for being patient and waiting nearly an entire year for me to get around to drawing this! (i did this in three sessions lmfao)

[just-your-local-rafan]

Lydia: You're a loose cannon Wulf.

Wulf: No I'm not. A cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? is that truely what you think of me?

Stig: I think you play by your own rules.

Ingvar: No way! His number one motto in life is that all rules were made to be broken!

Lydia: Like I said, those are all attributes f a loose cannon.

Wulf: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Edvin is a loose cannon.

Edvin: *eye twitch + loud screeching* nO I'm NOt! You shut your trap Wulf!

Ingvar: I'd say Edvin's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to loose. That's an entirely different thing.

Stig: Now I'm just confused, is Wulf a loose acnnon or not?

Lydia: All right, put a pot of coffee on, lets get to the bottom of this.

Wulf: *groans*

Edvin: Awww man!

[nothernghostbat]

y'all I just remembered that one mf from slaves of soccoro that called Ingvar "fatboy", this man is one of few instances where i condone violence

[thelastranger]

[stigolafson]

ingvar with chronic pain. he’s over seven feet tall, dammit, his spine must hurt so bad. give me ingvar who stays up all night silently sobbing when his back starts to spasm. give me ingvar who wants nothing more than an aggressive shoulder massage at any given time. give me ingvar with flare-ups and irritability and chronic pain!!

[twofoursixohjuan]

deepest deepest sympathies to Ingvar. my man is stuck having myopia on a shipful of identical blond guys

[absolutely-existing]

*hands you a Jesper and an Ingvar* hold these for a moment, would you?

*holds them carefully* yeah i will! ingvar is hugging jesper rather tightly, should i try to separate them? i don’t think jesper is accustomed to all this love and affection…

[brotherbandarchive]

hey ik the brotherband fandom came up with better last names for everyone but i forgor what they were. can you tell me

It would be my pleasure! I love these questions. Brotherbanders, please feel free to chime in, especially taking credit where credit is due because I may or may not have forgotten who coined which name:

Hal Wavechaser ( @mostlyonthefloor), who found a ship by 'following the waves in its wake'

Stig Ironskin, who's seemingly impervious to strikes and who finally managed to get his temper under control

Ingvar Starbreaker, who broke a sword forged from a fallen star

Edvin Hopebringer, who- well, I'm not exactly sure; legends abound with this one

Jesper Stormrunner ( @twofoursixohjuan this one is yours), who ran through a cornfield- oops, I mean a storm- to deliver a warning

Stefan Hafsærling (this one is mine [ @reine-du-sourire] ), who Sang five enemy ships into smashing themselves against the rocks

Ulf, Wulf, and Lydia I don't know.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Ingvar: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Edvin: The afterlife, I guess.

[burnin0akleaves]

My contribution to the Hal x Ingvar fandom

[jade-of-mourning]

"what a shitbagning brotherband" - erak starfucker 645 C.E.

and i was like oh yeah, i've gotta focus on my schoolwork, i'm not gonna procrastinate anymore, and i put this dumb shit off for all of two(?) mildly miserable days and oh fuck i have a test tomorrow. im coping shut up

i based this off of this lovely fabulous insanely Tasty art from this super cool brotherband instagram-er that i stumbled upon so the words are mixed from flonkerton and the op. all credit to op i literally had that tab open staring at it trying to suck their artistic talent into my soul.

i did a lydia atlatl doodle to make up for this i miss her

don't question what ulf and wulf are doing in the background i geniunely don't know and i cant'd raw people interacting???? why are they the only part of this drawing i actually despise but was too lazy to redraw <;/3

sorry bout the incredibly low quality here's full res

oh also here's the atlatl lydia doodle i might clean it up and post it later idk

i've become such a tumblr artist courtesy of these mad brainrots that i don't think i can draw anything properly ever again uh

also sorry to those rotting in my inbox i love you guys and it's on the way i swear after i finish this test and that lit book and that other test and ah fuck seven assignments and textbook chapter and uh </3

[just-your-local-rafan]

Lydia: Ingvar I screwed up big time.

Ingvar: Lydia, giver your daily life experiences you're going to have to be more specific.

[nothernghostbat]

boom, doodz

[thelastranger]

My toxic trait is I just can't picture any of the Herons as blonde despite all canon evidence to the contrary. Not a single blonde to be found in that group of Skandians

[al0ra]

Going through some shit rn, so I made more silly tweets to cheer me up