#If they touch him I will be so upset 😡

[walkingencyclopediaofweirdmayo]

The choices IGG make are so confusing.

Him, and the others that got this treatment look so bad! But then they only did this to three characters (so far)?

Like why?

They don't even feel like they're from the same book as the other companions from their stories now!

Don't tell me I'm the only one pissed off by this. What the fuck. Who is this. Bring Vincent back

[lulumilkshake]

head prank on jujutsu kaisen men

pairing(s): g. satoru, k. nanami, f. megumi, i. yuuji, r. sukuna

authors note: no guillotine could prevent the head id give gojo tbh 🥱 lowkey ooc on some but wtvs!

g. satoru -

it was one of the only days he’s had off of missions in awhile and he spent a portion of it playing video games😐

since you were feeling lonely you decided to scroll on your phone to find something to do, that’s when you decided to prank your blue eyed boyfriend.. by giving him a “blowjob”

as you entered his dorm, he didn’t even realize you were in there in the first place because he was so enamored with the video game he was playing

you tiptoed to his desk and tapped him on the back where he jumped a little bit at your touch

“hold on a second” he murmured before turning back to his game

that’s when you decided to take your plan into action 😈 and crawled down under his desk

when he saw you crawling under his playboy instincts immediately kicked in and this mf MANSPREADED💀

you put your hand on his thigh and then.. grabbed a charger you “forgot”!

he was in SHOCK that you would do this to him and completely turned off his game and picked you up to his lap and sat you on his thigh

“got me all hard, you’re gonna take care of it now, yeah?”

k. nanami -

he was finishing up some reports on some missions in his office.

you were feeling extremely bored (and lowkey horny) so you wanted to prank your extremely serious husband.

you put on his favorite nightgown and walked into his office like a vogue model 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

his eyes immediately turned to you eating you UP saying a quick formal hello and that’s when you started walking towards him

you crawled under his desk already seeing the affect the nightgown had on him before reaching up to spread his thighs

as he was about to unbuckle his belt you asked-

“wait do you think a balloon can blow up under water?”

he. got. PISSED.

not only was he stressed with work he had pent up sexual frustrations from EVERYTHING and this was his last straw

he picked you up and pinned you against his desk and exposing your panties

“don’t you have anything better to do then fucking tease me right now? now you have to be punished”

f. megumi -

he came back from a mission he had to finish up, and he looked like a mess

all sweaty, dirty and in need of rest

lucky for him he’s got a girlfriend who is about to make matters worse!

while he was out pretty much saving Japan you plotted a little plan to get back at your boyfriend for ignoring you today😡

he plopped down on his bed next to you not even saying a hello, ugh the nerve

because you didn’t wanna seem like a total asshole you quickly grabbed a washcloth cleaning him up before starting your plan 😈😈

“hey megumi..” you said in the sweet voice you know turns him on

he turned his head nodding as you crawled next to him

“ive had extreme needs lately, and maybe you have to?” you spoke seductively while straddling him with fingers going down to his v line

he gulped as you brought your head down to his belt, playing with it “what are you saying..?”

“i think you know what im saying…. I’VE REALLY BEEN CRAVING ICE CREAM LATELY! let’s go together now!” you said as you threw yourself on top of him.

bro was now SWEATY, TIRED, DIRTY, AND HAD A BONER. that’s crazy!!!! pretty sure his inner toji instincts about to jump ur bones atp

but fr he was not happy; his cold and usually comforting persona completely turned to a sexually pent up boy

he threw you on the bed like a rag doll, putting you ass up in the air💀💀

you SWORE he turned into toji fr

“all because I fucking ignored you once? you really need my dick that badly, huh? well you’ll take it all night then”

i. yuuji -

poor baby probably one of the only ones who doesn’t completely turn into a certified pussy destroyer 😢😢😢

you were watching a movie with him, a basic rom-com and you were a bit upset with him and he could tell

call yourself petty but you were angry because he ate the last ice cream sandwich when it had your name on it!😡😡

you never confronted him about it but he could tell you were angry at him for something so he was trying to do everything to make it up to you, even though he didn’t know what he did. (HES SOO PUSSY WHIPPED)

you decided to talk to him about it first

as he was extremely into the movie, he didn’t even notice that you tapped him to talk until you went down on the floor and crawled to his legs💀

as you crawled closer to his legs he also manspreaded™️

you placed your hands on his thighs as his breath hitched and then you….

“i am NOT happy with you right now😡” you said as you pouted between his legs

“huh..? um why did you go on the floor to say that..?” he asked confused and embarrassed for thinking he was gonna get a blowjob

“because I need a proper apology and the only way to get your attention right now is to make you think your getting a blowjob. feel ashamed.”

“im super sorry for.. whatever I did.. but i don’t know why your angry baby?”

yeah you thought he knew that you were angry because he ate the last ice cream sandwich but he didn’t 💀

you felt so bad so you gave the boy a proper blowjob, forgetting about the issue😭😭

after he found out that he upset you about that, he went out and bought more ice cream sandwiches and also a teddy bear

the only man who got his dick sucked without getting pissed!!🥳

r. sukuna -

uh yeah you got a death wish if you tryna pull this on him. not only will your pussy be destroyed after this, all of your ORGANS will be

but anyways.. you’ve realized that you’ve never pranked your sweet and loveable boyfriend before!🥰 so today you decided that you want to

as you walked into his room, he was sitting on his throne all high and mighty as usual

“what do you want, brat?” (a/n: wow he’s so hot guys i love when he destroys me! he loves my heart shaped sunglasses)

“i have something to gift you!” you gave him a sweet smile as he ordered you to come up

you kneeled down on your knees in front of him, asking for permission to touch him

yeah bro thought you were gonna give him a blowjob too so he agreed and you placed his hands on his thighs, as he shut his eyes

he noticed that you were taking too long to suck him off so he said something

“why the fuck are you taking so long?”

“because my gift is this!” you held up a flower… be so fr rn y/n

“are you fucking kidding me?”

he picked you up and threw you on his lap, ik that shit hurt too..

he pulled down the skirt you had down, as well as your panties

he bent you over his lap and slapped your ass

“not only are you being punished for thinking you could tease me you slut, im going to spank you until you bleed and cry out for my dick”

ian givin no warnings on this post what did u expect tbh

[larluce]

Merlin as Arthur's familiar/Arthur's shapeshifter falcon AU

@dsabian , @theroundbartable , @theplatanitosqueal , @stressed-but-chill , this part is quite long.

LINK TO THE OTHER PARTS: PART 1 , PART2 , PART 3 , PART 4 (You're here) , PART5

Morgana, Arthur (with Merlin on his shoulder) and Uther having a family dinner. Gwen and other servants enter to serve the food.

Uther: Does the bird really has to be here?

Morgana: Oh, let him be. He's very well behaved. Even more than Arthur.

Arthur: I'm very flattered you think so highly of my manners, Morgana.

Merlin: (chirps)

Morgana: See? He agrees.

Arthur: Shut up, Merlin.

Uther: (thinking) Am I the only one that thinks is weird they treat this animal like a person?

Arthur: (takes a bite of his food) Hum, what is this? A pigeon?

Merlin: (chirps loudly, horrified, and flies away, leaving the room)

Uther: Arthur, control your bird! He left feathers on my food!

Arthur: Sorry father. (worried) He isn't normally like this, I think something upsetted him.

Morgana: Maybe is because you're eating a bird?

Arthur: No, that have never bothered him before and small birds are part of merlins' diet.

Morgana: Wait... (turns to Gwen) Gwen, what type of bird is that on Arthur's plate.

Gwen: I'm not sure... (turns to other servant girl) Gladys, you were with the cook when they prepared the food right? What kind of bird is that?

Servant girl: I don't know, it kind of looked like a falcon but it was too small too be one.

Morgana: You mean like a merlin?

Arthur: (pales) Fuck! (stands up) I'm sorry father. I need to go (leaves)

Morgana: Yeah, me too. It was a nice dinner, your majesty (leaves too)

Uther: But you barely touched your plates! (sighs, to servants) Take this away, and make sure you don't cook merlins for dinner next time, for gods' sake.

In Arthur's chambers. Merlin is in his human form crying, while Arthur and Morgana try to comfort him.

Merlin: He was just two years old!😭 He was barely starting living.

Arthur: (hugs him close, patting his back) I'm so sorry, Merlin.

Morgana: (puts a hand on his shoulder) Are you sure is Claws?

Merlin: I'll recognise him anywhere. (snifs) He had just started his first nest with his mate.

Arthur: Wait, he had a partner? 😧

Merlin: And five little eggs. (breaks the hug abruptly) OMG! I need to tell Brownie what happened to Claws!

Arthur: Go, meanwhile I'll talk to the hunters so this never happens again.

Merlin: (smiles) Thank you, Arthur.(kisses him on the cheek) I'll be back as soon as I can. (turns into a bird and goes flying through the window).

Arthur: (in shock with a hand on his cheek) 😳😳

Morgana: I'll try to get Claws' rests, so maybe we can do him a proper funeral when Merlin comes back.

Arthur: (snapping out of his trance) Right, good idea, Morgana. I'll meet you at your chambers in an hour.

Later. Arthur shouting at the hunters.

Arthur: What were you thinking?!😡

Hunter1: (scared) Bu-but, sire. You told us to get rid of it.

Arthur: Yes, but you were supposed to bury him somewhere in the woods, not get him cooked!

Hunter2: We were going to, but the cook saw us and thought it was todays dinner-

Arthur: I don't want to hear your excuses! (threathening) No one must know about this, specially Merlin, this stays between us. Do you understand?

Hunter1: Yes, sire!

Hunter1: Yeah, we won't mention this to your.. uh.. pet.

Arthur: Now, get out of my sight!

Hunters: Yes, sire! (leave)

Morgana: (enters, in disbelieve and furious) I can't believe you!

Arthur: (turns to her, nervous) Oh, hi, Morgana! 😅

Morgana: Don't "hi" me. You killed Claws! You murderer!

Arthur: You're talking like I've just killed a person. He was just a bird.

Morgana: He was not just a bird to Merlin and you know it! Did you think about how devastated he would feel?

Arthur: He was never supposed to know he died, just that he disappeared!

Morgana: yeah, because that's ten times better, isn't it? Are you even hearing yourself?

Arthur: Morgana, stop. I feel bad enough already.

Morgana: As you must! 5 merlin chicks are without a father thanks to your sick jealousy!

Arthur: (Guilty) I didn't know he had a family. (thoughtfully) How do you compensate a female bird for killing the father of her eggs?

Morgana: Don't. She'd probably just take your eyes out.

Arthur: (sighs) Will you tell Merlin?

Morgana: No, that would just crush him more. Your secret is safe with me.

Arthur: (relieved) Thank you.

Morgana: But you better start acting on your feelings for Merlin before you start killing the entire merlin race!

Later at Claws funeral in the royal garden. Morgana puts Claws bones in a box and Arthur buries it while Merlin watches in grieve.

Morgana: I'm sorry I could only save the bones. The servants tend to eat the royal leftovers.

Merlin: It's okay. If he wasn't eaten his dead would've been in vain. (turns to Arthur) Was he delicious?

Arthur: Ahm... yeah?

Merlin: (smiles, sadly) I'm glad. He was a nice friend. He didn't care I wasn't enterily a bird though he didn't quite understand it.

Morgana: Did you know Arthur thought he wanted to mate with you?

Arthur: (flustered) Morgana! 😳

Merlin: Oh, he did propose me to mate with him once.

Arthur: What?!

Merlin: Yeah, he did the most beautiful flying dance I've seen, but I just couldn't see him like that. So we stayed friends. It surprised me a lot, normally merlins just leave after I reject them, but he never stopped hanging out with me, even when he found his mate.

Arthur: What a nice friend (thinking) That flirtatious bastard.

Merlin: Anyways, I need to go now. Brownie needs me to hunt her food since she's incubating her eggs still and can't leave her nest.

Arthur: (guilty again) Right, send her my condolences.

Morgana: Mine too.

Merlin: (kisses Arthur's cheek again and leaves in his bird form).

Morgana: Well, that went well.

Arthur: Morgana.

Morgana: Yeah?

Arthur: I need to learn how to fly.

[ohnococo]

Satoru Gojo SFW Alphabet

(under the cut for length)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Gojo is extremely affectionate. He craves affection, in fact. He’ll outright pout if he hasn’t been hugged when you see him. He’s absolutely that Kirby meme that’s like “I didn’t get no mfin forehead kiss 😡”

He just wants to hold your hand constantly, be draped off of you. He’s like this even as friends, so everyone around you will think nothing of it until they see him giving you a kiss - something he doesn’t mind doing in front of others.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Gojo is that friend that shows his love by hanging all over you and also by purposefully bugging you. He just loves a little playful banter and even if he didn’t he has zero boundaries when it comes to friendship.

He’s that friend who will come to your house and treat it like his own. He’s the friend that will be talking to you on the phone and then 10 mins into the conversation he’s like “hold on lemme flush” like excuse me???

It’s just that if you’ve gotten to the point of being his very best friend he’s got zero self-consciousness around you. You two are basically a living breathing unit now.

As for how that friendship starts… you can’t know how close you’ll become to Gojo. People certainly know when he doesn’t like them, but outside of that he’s so casual with everyone. So he’s also casual with you. Then you get to know each other, and he’s even more casual. Next thing you know he’s talking to someone and refers to you as his best friend. A good tell is if he lets you see him being serious, upset even. When he feels safe enough with you to let you see his less-than-pleasant emotions you know you two are close.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He’s a big cuddler. King of physical touch. If he lets himself get close enough he’ll actually complain about not being able to fall asleep when you two have to be apart. His cuddling is essentially acting like some kind of shawl draped across you, leaning into you, lying across your lap, acting like you’re some kind of living pillow. God help you in the summer, he’ll complain about being sweaty while he’s choosing to be stuck to you.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

In canon? He doesn’t. His legacy is his students, his relationships are platonic, where there’s at least a small layer of separation. As for actually getting married or starting a family, he doesn’t want to actively bring someone into his world like that, and he doesn’t want to risk losing them. Even if they’re strong, he knows the expectations placed on him alone, and having someone he cares for like that is a risk that doesn’t line up with who he knows he has to be.

In a no curse AU though, absolutely. He loves intimacy, and closeness, and feeling like he has a unit. Settling down is a goal for him.

As for cooking and cleaning, in every universe this man is hopeless. A simple recipe works for him, but two burners on at once? Or a recipe where he needs to be occasionally stirring something between prepping other things? Nah stuff is getting forgotten, or burned, and the kitchen is going to be a mess afterwards. He just keeps using spoons then throwing them in the sink before he’s done. Stop it Gojo, stop using so many goddamn spoons now you have to wash one and the onions are burning.

Cleaning, he is perfectly capable of doing, but he hasn’t had to - going straight from having others to do it for him because it’s not something this chosen one was meant to worry about, to being able to pay people to handle it for him. I don’t blame him, no one wants to scrub a toilet, but he’s not what I’d call “domestic” and can tend to act like someone who’s never had to clean up after himself.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

I’m so sorry y’all… this man would break up with you over a text… it’s not a short text, at least. It’s a long one he’s typed and typed and retyped 100 times, and might have had to take a break and go for a walk in between. But it’s a text nonetheless. It’s just that if he’s decided to break things off, he’s not in a place to be able to put his big boy panties on and deal with the messy emotions that might come up in a face to face breakup.

Besides, he doesn’t want to make it worse, and the first words that come to mind to whatever you say might not come across how he wants them to, he wants to be able to think and say the right things.

It feels cold, but that’s how he is on the outside when he’s ending things because he thinks he has to force himself to be.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

I’ll go non curse au with this answer, for reasons stated above, but Gojo does know he wants commitment long term. He’s a weird one though, in that when he falls he’s absolutely head over heels in love. He wants to spend all of his time with you, drag you along on all of his whims, and he will even jokingly call you his husband/wife at a certain point and talk about being together long term while cuddling, but…

This man is gonna take fucking AGES to propose. He’ll take ages to even ask to move in together. It’s not that he doesn’t want to, it’s just that you guys are at each other’s houses so often that it’s like half of your stuff is split between the two places. And he loves you and thinks of you in terms of that long term commitment already, so the ring or the key just don’t come up in his mind.

He’s the type you have to drop hints to, maybe even outright say “my lease is up in spring, let’s move in together.”

It’s an enthusiastic yes from him. And when the proposal happens he’s the one grabbing your hand to show your ring to strangers and calling you his fiancée with a sparkly lilt in his voice, but damn Gojo just focus.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He can be gentle physically, tracing his fingers over your skin, rubbing his thumb against your hand while you’re holding hands. Sometimes when he’s cuddled up with his head resting in the crook of your neck he’ll blink against your skin, tickling you with his long lashes in a little butterfly kiss. But as gentle as he can be, he can also be one to roughhouse with you a bit (though always in a restrained way that doesn’t intend to hurt).

Hugging you tight and swinging you from side to side, tugging you along by your hand when he’s excited to show you something, tickling you til you’re squealing, he might even play wrestle a bit when he’s kissing you. The man contains multitudes.

Emotionally… he can be a bit clumsy. Sometimes he just doesn’t consider how his words or tone will come across before he’s speaking.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Gojo loves hugging. It’s like it clears his head, so he gives you long firm hugs often. He wraps his arms around you, putting his weight on your shoulders as you wrap your arms around his waist, and presses his face to the top of your head. He’ll rock you both side to side in the hug, and you have no choice but to go along with his movements because he’s got you so tightly pressed together. Always finishes the hugs with a big happy sigh.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

In canon, it’s hard to get out of him outright. It’s scary to give himself away just that much, knowing he can’t always protect everyone. Knowing you could very well go and get yourself hurt. You’ll know in other ways though.

In a no curse au, Gojo loves with no restraint. He’s saying it fast, too fast in some relationships. Almost casually. He feels so, so much, and doesn’t think twice before he speaks sometimes.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Gojo doesn’t get jealous. He’s too self-assured for that. And he doesn’t have any insecurities about you or your commitment, otherwise he wouldn’t be with you.

The closest to jealousy he gets is when he feels like he hasn’t had enough time with you. It’s not that he thinks anything is going on with you and whichever friends you’ve been spending time with, it’s just that he doesn’t understand why he can’t come along too.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Gojo’s kisses are slow and sweet - teasing even. His soft lips are gentle against yours, so light sometimes it tickles, and show any sign of enjoyment or even desperation, and he’s smiling into your kiss. He’s not using tongue at first, and if you try to initiate too soon he’ll pull back, brushing your noses together. When he finally does kiss you properly it’s gently, restrained, a crooked finger tilting your chin up for him, a thumb on your chin keeping your mouth softly open so he can beckon you to make a little noise for him. Once you’re making out the intensity ramps up considerably, then Gojo’s kisses are deep and wet and needy.

As for kisses elsewhere, Gojo loves a forehead kiss. Sometimes he’ll just bend his head down and point to his forehead, then once he gets that kiss he looks SO pleased with himself about it. As if you’d deny him… as if his pouty self would let you deny him! He loves giving those forehead kisses in return, or when you’re holding hands he’ll often bring your hand to his mouth to kiss.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Gojo is great with children. He’s rambunctious, matches their energy, and is great at saying silly things with a straight face that make them laugh. He’s one of those people that babies always smile and wave to, and comes across as a safe adult to children.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Getting out of bed is the first struggle for mornings with Gojo. A chronic “5 more minutes” type. Even if you get out of bed easily in the mornings, you won’t with him. He’s wrapping an arm and a leg around you and groggily pouting if you try to end your sleepy cuddle session. He just loves the closeness while everything is so quiet and still in the mornings.

His stomach beckons him out of bed eventually, though, and he’ll have the audacity to insist you get ready and go to a cafe for pastries even though you’re both starving after a solid hour and a half of cuddling in bed.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Gojo is one of those people that gets a second wind at night. He can tend to stay up late because of it. If you don’t mind, he’ll love to watch movies or play games with you until late into the night, head resting on your lap the whole time. Once you’re in bed is when the “would you love me if I was a worm” questions start though.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Gojo is one of those people that reveal things without revealing things. He’ll tell you something so earnest, embarrassing even, that would be a sign of closeness or vulnerability from other people - but for him it’s just his usual oversharing. The real things that matter to him he keeps close to his chest and reveal slowly and after a good while.

When he eventually says them he does so with that same casual tone he’s used to tell you about the time he laughed so hard he peed himself at the tender age of 23, but by then you’ll understand it means a lot that he’s being open about things he usually wouldn’t.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Gojo can almost be impossibly hard to anger, so if you’re the type to want an argument over something you’re going to be hard pressed to get it. He’s more the type to awkwardly laugh at the wrong time, which would just make someone already mad at him even more angry.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He doesn’t really let on how much he remembers, but he does. He’ll get you your exact order from a coffee shop, or buy you something you’d mentioned craving to someone else when he happened to be in the room, then if you ask how he knew he’ll just smile and say “lucky guess.”

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Gojo’s favourite moment is the first time you’d comforted him. He’ll never ask for that from anyone, and most of the time people assume he doesn’t need that assurance and comfort because he always seems so happy and unbothered by things that would worry most. But you notice, even if he’s acting perfectly normal, and offer to lend him an ear - even asking if he just wanted a hug. He does, and even if it was one of a hundred random kind gestures for you, it meant the world to him.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s the type to protect from afar. He lets you handle things first, because he’s the type to have faith in you, but the minute you need help he’s there. Basically he’s always back up, but will never have you looking helpless.

He doesn’t want protection, to the point where it can feel like out of nowhere when he stops you from intervening or defending him. He just prefers to handle his own matters himself.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

This man makes AN EFFORT for special days. If grand gestures aren’t your thing, it might be a problem, but he’s the type to book the nicest restaurant in town, buy you loads of roses, commemorate anniversaries with pretty jewellery (matching, in a lot of cases).

Day to day though, he’s more lowkey. His love is shown in his physical affection, but the way he splashes out on birthdays, anniversaries, and Valentine’s Day more than accommodates that.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He’s got a few bad habits for sure, and they’ll take a lot of reminding (like years of it) to get him out of it. Leaving the toilet seat up, squeezing toothpaste from the middle, stealing bites of food off your plate, barging in when you’re on the toilet. Things that don’t bother some people, but can be annoying to others.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

His appearance means a lot to him, and he’s not ashamed of that fact. He’s always well groomed, and when out of school attire he wears expensive clothes that are carefully curated to his tastes. He takes care of himself: good skincare regimen, chooses outfits carefully, he even uses purple shampoo and hair treatments to keep his naturally white hair looking bright and soft.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Absolutely. If he’s not with you he’s thinking about you and wishing he was with you. If he has plans he wants you there, because everything will always be better if you’re there too.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

If you’re up to it, Gojo loves to be one of those couples with matching sets of things. Matching rings, him wearing a bracelet that’s from a set with your necklace, and if you’re down to be one of those especially obnoxious couples full on matching outfits when you go on dates. Not necessarily the same outfit, but coordinating colours or patterns. He has no qualms about being that couple that makes everyone cringe.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He has a few things he doesn’t love, and it’s honestly hard to pinpoint what set of things make someone a fit for him because it’s not obvious to even him.

He definitely isn’t a fan of his partner smoking cigarettes, refusing him affection or giving him the silent treatment as a “punishment” for arguments, or poor communication. The last one isn’t a deal breaker for him, but if you expect him to read your mind when you’re upset about something, you’re in for a lot of disappointment. He needs to be told things outright.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

The whole bed is his side of the bed. You’re also his side of the bed. He can start off contained, happily falling asleep as your big spoon (or little spoon depending on his mood), but soon enough he’s hogging the whole thing. A leg over your waist, his head on your pillow, his other leg half hanging off his side of the bed. Get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and you’ll come back to him sleeping with his limbs out like a starfish. Nudge him a bit and he’ll go back to barnacle mode without even waking up, pulling you in to be his little spoon again.

[sassy-radio-hazbin-queen]

Hello my fellow RadioStatic fans. I thought I'd share a dream I had last night.

In my Dream Vox and Alastor were best friends and it was Alastor who had a crush on Vox. He was still Asexual but he did like him a bit more than a friend. Meanwhile Vox was totally in Love with Alastor. However both were too scared to admit their feelings so they held them in.

This would not be good. As Valentino wants Vox all to himself. Yes Vox and Val were dating but for Vox it was only business so he didn't actually love him.

Val Figures this out. So he uses his Pheromones to try and Keep Vox away from Alastor.

It works as Vox begins to leave Alastor behind Alot making the latter feel hurt and betrayed. However Vox eventually remembers his love for Alastor when he sees a photo of them hanging out.

He gets an idea and leaves the Studio. After a bit he goes to Alastor. Who had been at Rosie's upset. ( I headcanon The Chaggie situation was a mirror of the RadioStatic situation and that Rosie helped Alastor)

Vox talks to Alastor and gives a sincere apology and a locker with there pic inside. He asks him to join the vees. Although a bit skeptical Alastor decides to forgive Vox and he accepted. ( This feels like a marriage proposal to be honest 😂)

However it doesn't end there.

Val finds out and is furious he has to find a way to get rid of Alastor so he can have Vox all to himself. He finds out that Queen Lillith owns his soul. So he makes a deal with her. He gets Vox , and She keeps Alastor forever. She agrees.

Later on Alastor goes to his apartment and is confronted by Valentino and Lillith. Who drugs him and takes him away. Poor Alastor wakes up chained in an unknown place.

Meanwhile Valentino tells Vox that Alastor left and said he was using vox. As proof Val hands Vox the locket. ( Trust me Alastor was devastated when he found it gone 😢)

Vox is heartbroken and believes Valentino

7 years pass Vox is heavy depressed Val is basically like Stella. And Alastor has been tortured for 7 years. Lillith eventually let's him out cause she got business in heaven and can't leave her toy in her dungeon.

She tells him to watch over Charlie until She comes back.

As you know the pilot happens but when Charlie asks Alastor to do a commercial. He goes straight to Vox. ( Because as far as he knew Vox was his best friend still)

Vox was Shocked and Pissed at Alastor for abandoned him. That was until he sees Alastor starts crying. Why cause he thought he was in a hallucination. Yep Lillith used hallucination to torture Alastor.

Vox feels bad and imideatly talks to Alastor calming him down and showing the locket. Alastor realized Vox is real and breaks downs holding on to him.

Long story short. Vox became PISSED OFF AT A CERTAIN MOTH AND QUEEN 😡

he agrees to help Alastor with the commercial and even the hotel. He asks Velvet to come along but she decides to stay.

Now they live in the hotel together and help each other out.

Vox has a lot of guilt for what happened to Alastor and scars from Val abuse. Meanwhile Alastor has some PTSD and touch starved. He will go up and hug or touch the others to make sure they are real.

Husk learned from Vox not to push Alastor away though.

And that's basically my dream though.

Would anyone be interested in writing this or if I wrote this?

[alaskan-wallflower]

Hi friend can I request some Sodapop hcs if you have any 🤗 been thinking abt him a lot lately ❤️🎞️

Ofc!!

Soda was a very jealous little kid with Pony

He was really upset he wasn’t the baby of the family anymore and little three year old Soda would shoot Pony the nastiest looks I swear

He used to just talk to little baby Pony like “you know we’re never gonna be friends, right 😡”

look at them now lmao-Soda gets embarrassed as hell whenever Darry brings this up

Soda would also try and push Pony down whenever he stood up to walk and his parents had to sit him down and talk to him after that

They explained that just because Pony was new to the family didn’t mean that he was gonna be forgotten, so Soda kinda loosened up

He hates his brown eyes. He wishes they were blue. He loves blue eyes

He’s lowkey kind of jealous of Darry’s eyes lol

Soda was the kind of kid to find those daddy long legs spiders and just pick them up and pluck their legs off

Him and Steve would do this. It’s how they became friends actually. Steve just came up and was like “sick” and him and Soda became friends

Pony’s first full word was Soda and he never lets him forget it (don’t tell him but it was actually dada-he just insists he heard Soda lmao)

‘Soda is the smallest out of the curtis boys in the end at around 5’7’’ or so-because of this he’ll just burrow into Pony or Darry’s laps like a cat

Everyone assumes he hates being shorter but he loves it because he’s small enough to be cuddled by the two

His appetite is insane. He could eat the entire McDonalds menu and still ask for dessert

When he finally fills himself up though he doesn’t shut up about it-he’s always like “ohh my god I’m stuffed!” and whoever he’s with will just smack him upside the head

He is kind of oblivious to when women flirt with him like they could be asking for his number and he’d be like “oh they wanna be friends!”

He doesn’t dare after Sandy and if he were to he would honestly be really closed off and anxious

He’s lactose intolerant but can’t live without root beer floats

He loves Coke-it’s his favourite kind of soda. Him and Pony will have full blown arguments about whether coke or pepsi is better

He swears the least out of the brothers tbh

Him and Two Bit can NOT under any circumstances be together alone. You saw what happened with the aerobatics

He gets zoomies when he’s excited. Darry and Pony have had to chase him inside on more than one occasion because he got too excited on more than one occasion

He loves listening to music. He especially loves upbeat music because it always puts him in a good mood

He’s definitely straight but he’s the gayest straight you’ll ever meet

He def pulls that “no homo” shit with Steve

He used to have a lisp

He has a tooth gap that he’s lowkey kinda insecure about

He’s terrified of shots. He makes Darry hold his hand and will scream like he’s being murdered

Piano music makes him emotional because he remembers when his mom used to play and he misses her a lot

He has really muscular arms from working on cars

He’s always without a doubt starving when he’s done with work. When Darry picks him up he brings a little bit of food with him because he can’t put up with Soda whining lol

Soda is def the extrovert who adopted Johnny. He brings Johnny to social events and probably has tried to set him up before Johnny started telling him he wasn’t interested

Two Bit and Soda go on heists together like they’ll literally do the lamest shit like steal gas station candy and act like they’re smuggling nuclear codes

He has the nicest laugh ever-idk how to describe it but it’s one of those cute laughs where he gasps for air

If he’s belly laughing he actually snorts lmao

He has very ticklish armpits and the sides of his ribs are off limits because you can’t even touch him there without him bursting out laughing

He throws his head back a bit when he laughs too

He has the most perfect smile too. Ever since he was a kid.

He’s terrified of spiders

Hope this is good!!

[anxiousnerdwritings]

I wonder how would Yandere platonic Aerys 2 Targaryen react to Reader (who was adopted) standing up against him? Like he goes to Rhaella to punish her or abuse her for something that made him angry, and when Aerys got there, he started to hurt her inside chambers. And Reader was walking around the castle minding their business, until they hear Rhaella crying“You’re hurting me”. Reader rushes to their “mother”, once they got there they witnessing how their “father” hurting their “mother”. Reader shoves Aerys from Rhaella, punching his face so hard that his nose bleeds

Reader: “GET AWAY FROM MY MOTHER!!!😡👊 “I don’t care that you are a King, but you will not dare to hurt her!”

Also how would Yandere Rhaella react to this, the same question for Rhaegar and Viserys 3. Reader would be really disappointed in Rhaegar for not doing anything about it, that they would throw a disappointing look at him anytime they see him. Also Reader would be disappointed in Guards and scold them for not protecting the Queen.

So what do you think about it? What the reaction of yandere platonic Targaryens and some Kings guards would be? I imagined that Reader would be strong enough to do it.

P.S. sorry if it’s too long. I just wanted to show it in full detail

Aerys would definitely be taken aback. At first, he can’t believe that someone hit him, that someone was close enough to touch him. It doesn’t take him long to be thrown into a rage over it only to come face to face with who exactly it was, his own ‘child’ had attacked him. Why? How could they do something like that to him? And then he sees them consoling and comforting Rhaella, as if she hadn’t deserved what she got. And that only infuriates Aerys more. But it’s not directed towards the Reader, it’s Rhaella who he has his sights set on. It’s all her fault.

Aerys would be all over the place with his reaction. He’s enraged. He’s shocked. He feels betrayed. And he’s all the more enraged. He’s even more angry with his sister-wife than he already was before because he only sees her as the reason why his ‘child’ attacked him out of what he sees as nowhere. Aerys doesn’t even think about being upset at the Reader for hitting him, he puts all the blame on Rhaella. He believes that she’s told their ‘child’ lies to make them think that she needs protecting, that she isn’t deserving of what Aerys believes is her due punishment. If someone else were to have done what the Reader did to him, they would be dead but the Reader gets a hard pass on any form of a death sentence. There would of course still be a punishment for the Reader but nothing extreme or severe. If anything the Reader would only be locked in their room for a period of time to think about their actions, so basically ‘grounded’. Honestly, Aerys wouldn’t even acknowledge what the Reader did to him after that, at least not to them or anyone else but Rhaella will be reminded of it. This situation would make Aerys back off of Rhaella though, he at the very least wouldn’t use her as his ‘stress reliever’ as much as usual thanks to the Reader. Whether it’s due to Aerys’ consciously doing so or not, the Reader’s actions had some form of effect.

Rhaella would be just as taken aback as Aerys is, but her shock would immediately be replaced with absolute concern for the safety of the Reader, the consequences of their actions and what exactly Aerys would do in retaliation. She couldn’t be more relieved though when Aerys doesn’t hold much of a grudge against the Reader for everything or that he didn’t even go very far at all with their punishment. She doesn’t even bat an eye at the fact that Aerys has completely and utterly put full blame of the incident and the Reader’s actions onto her, she’s just so overjoyed that the Reader is safe from her brother-husband’s wrath and that they won’t be receiving anything harsh in return to care about it. When given the chance, Rhaella would speak to the Reader privately, most likely during their being grounded, to not only gently chide them but also to graciously thank them for what they did. She doesn’t necessarily agree with how they went about it or the fact that they did anything at all, after all she came to accept her place as Aerys wife and queen some time ago, but she can’t deny that a part of her deep within took great pleasure in watching Aerys get what he deserved. Not only that, but the fact that their ‘child’ stood up for and protected her from even Aerys meant so much to Rhaella. And the Reader called her ‘Mom’ while they were protecting her too, it just adds to filling her heart with warmth. But she would advise and make the Reader promise to her that they wouldn’t do something like that again for their own safety. Even though she knows full well that the Reader is lying to her when they promise not to, she can’t help the smile spreading across her lips knowing that her precious ‘child’ will continue to protect her no matter what. I also like to think that the Reader made some sort of comment to Rhaella when she chided them, something along the lines of ‘Everyone protects the King, but who protects the Queen from him?’ (similar to what Jaime had talked about with the other Kingsguard). And that really struck something in her, causing her to cry in front of the Reader and them just holding her, vowing that they won’t let her be all alone in this. They aren’t going to let her carry the burden of the Realm and having to put up with Aerys in general all on her own.

There’s no doubt that Rhaegar gets word of what happened, whether someone relayed it him or he heard it floating about the Realm, and he’s panicked/worried about what he’s going to be met with when he makes his way to check on the Reader and his mother. Honestly, he couldn’t much less care about his father, on the contrary Rhaegar is slightly amused to hear that his father got what was coming to him. But he’s much more concerned about what fate may befall his ‘sibling’ on behalf of the King. Nothing could have really prepared him for the disappointment and frustration that the Reader directed towards him for not doing something to better keep their mother safe at the hands of their father, especially since Rhaegar is next in line to take the throne. Rhaegar would be very upset with himself and completely understanding towards where the Reader was coming from, but he also knows damn well that he wouldn’t be able to get away with standing up for their mother like the Reader can. Not when it comes to Aerys. As much as Rhaegar would want to be able to protect Rhaella, he wouldn’t be able to do so unscathed. And Aerys would punish him much, much more severely than what the Reader could ever get. But Rhaegar would vow to both the Reader and his mother that once he became King he would be able to make up for not doing much of anything now. It wouldn’t mean much to the Reader in the moment but it’s something, and if Rhaella takes his word then so will the Reader. But Rhaegar would be extremely upset with himself for not being more like the Reader. For not caring about how he’ll be viewed by everyone else but instead just being able to act out on what he wishes he could. If anything this incident would have Rhaegar admiring his adopted sibling for not only standing up for what they believed in but also acting out on said beliefs, no matter who they were standing up against. And he would do better by both the Reader and his mother.

Given how Rhaella shelters Viserys, I have no doubt that she wouldn’t tell him about the situation. If anything Viserys would have most definitely heard it from the servants gossiping only to ask his mother whether it was true or not. All this time the Reader had been painted as someone to look up to, someone that Viserys has come to idolize given how admirably the Reader is talked about, but now he’s hearing that the sibling he looked up to so highly attacked his father who, as far as he knows, was undeserving of such treatment. Rhaella would do her best to make neither party seem like the bad guy but out of the two she’s definitely defending the Reader more than Aerys. It would probably be the Reader who tells Viserys the truth about Aerys altogether. It never did sit well with them how Viserys didn’t know the truth about his own father and how he ruled, or even a small extent of it. The Reader was understanding in the beginning of why Rhaella didn’t want him to know but he should at least be aware of some of his father’s doings. Viserys would need some time to come to terms with and fully process that his father isn’t really who he had been brought up to believe. But eventually it would end up with Viserys latching onto the Reader more and viewing them as more than a sibling at that point now that Aerys has been pretty shit on. It certainly wouldn’t help Aerys for Rhaella to admit to even a bit of truth about him to Viserys. I have no doubt that Rhaella would certainly want for Viserys to look up to and grow up to be more like the Reader in the future, so she would vehemently talk about the Reader in an adoring and admiring way so that Viserys would favor them more than his father.

I personally think that Arthur Dayne, Barristan Selmy and Jaime Lannister would all be quite taken with what the Reader did. Sure they know that it’s one of the biggest no-no’s to touch the King like that, let alone to attack him or inflict any harm onto him. It’s their role to protect him after all, they all took an oath for a reason but internally they have nothing but pride and respect for what the Reader did. It’s no secret about what Aerys has done to his wife, the Queen, and as much as they wish they can step in, they can’t do so without great action being taken on them and going against everything they took a vow for. Jaime especially would be a little more outward about his reaction than the others would be. He himself had wanted to protect the Queen from her ill-fated brother-husband since he first became part of the Kingsguard but he couldn’t, no matter how much he wished he could have done something. I definitely think that these three especially would see the Reader in a different light, even though they know he’s the only one who could possibly get away with doing such a thing, they can’t help but still hold a new found respect for the Reader for standing up to the King like they did. And honestly, it’s about damn time someone did or said something, if it weren’t for the Reader nothing would have been done otherwise. But finally someone is there for their Queen and has her safety in the forefront of their mind for once.

[cintsalis]

James Potter: *Waiting for Severus’s response owl letter*

3 hours later.

🪟 👀

✍️ 🦉 📜💌📤

Severus Snape-Black: 🦉💌📥

*Opens it*

James Potter: 📜

Why aren’t you responding back?

Severus Snape-Black: 😒

✍️ 📜📤

James Potter: 🪟🦉��️😱🥹

*Opens it*

Severus Snape-Black: 📜

"To begin with, you are not my boyfriend; you are experiment number 7. When I finish experiment number 2, I will meet with experiment number 3 and schedule you, a day or two from now. Relax, your turn will come.

James Potter: 😐😓😤😡✍️

(Traces the letter owl’s 🦉 foot prints)

-Location, Three broom sticks, with Evan Rosier-

Severus Snape-Black: 😌

Are you sure...you want to?

James Potter: *Grabs Severus’s arm, and drags him out*

Why are you cheating on me?

Severus Snape-Black: 😓😒

Potter, people have sex all the time, you don’t have to be in a relationship to—

James Potter: 🥺☹️😩😢

I—I thought… that… I was at least experiment number one, so did you have someone else before me?

Severus Snape-Black: 😐😒

Blimey, Potter, Obviously, you weren't my first, why? Did you think you were special because you were my first Gryffindor experiment?

James Potter:🥺😢 I'm not a pure individual, so I don't expect to be your first, but I also don't know what those numbers mean. If it's based on the people you've had in chronological order, then number 1 must hold a special place in your heart because he's your first. I won't lie to myself; I'm jealous of how he was able to hold that position, does number 1 touch you like I do? Massage your feet 🦶 when you’re exhausted from long walks because you don’t fly a broom, does he… know that you don’t like things that are sweet, rather bitter because it reminds you of eating mashed potatoes with sugar back at home? Does he—

Severus Snape-Black: 🫂

Do you realize how needy, clinging, and annoying you are?

James Potter: 🥺😩😢

Is that why you don't love me?

Severus Snape-Black: 😓😐😒

“I—I didn’t say that I-“

James Potter: *Hugs tighter*

So, you love me?

Severus Snape-Black: 🫂😐

Y—You’re annoying.

James Potter: 😢

Kiss me.

Severus Snape-Black: 😒

No.

James Potter: 🥺😢

Do you not love me?

Severus Snape-Black: 🫤😑

Are you going to keep asking?

James Potter: 🫂

"I love you! I love you so much from all seven layers of every world, no matter what universe we're in, so, I just can't bear it, if my sweet Snivelly doesn't love me,"

Severus Snape-Black:

Go home, you’re embarrassing me.

James Potter: 🫂♥️

I can't take rejection, I need to know why I'm not number 1.

Severus Snape-Black: 😑

Do you truly want to be number 1 so badly?

James Potter: *Tightens hold*

🥺😢😫

I shouldn't even be a number; I should be your everything!

Severus Snape-Black: 😑😒😓

Fine, I’ll stop seeing other men.

James Potter: 😕☹️

Really?

Severus Snape-Black: 😒

I’ll start seeing other women.

James Potter: 🥺😕☹️😫

Severus Snape-Black: 🙂‍↔️

When she gets upset she throws tantrums and fits, when she’s hungry she gets angry too, when she argues with me—I think to myself, if I invade her thoughts with legilimens, will I see myself in there too?

James Potter: *Blinks Eyes* 🫤😕

Do you love her so much? 🥺☹️

Severus Snape-Black: 🙂‍↔️😊

Yes.

James Potter: 🫤🫂

Snivelly, I had no idea you had such a fetish.

Severus Snape-Black: 😓

James Potter: 😌

That girl is just me.

😍😘🥰

Severus Snape-Snape: 😓😒😑

💭

"At least he knows."

James Potter:

😊

She’s me, me, me!

😍🥰

Severus Snape-Black: 😑

James Potter: 😐

Since you love me so much, who’s number 1?

Severus Snape-Black: 😒😑

I’m not telling.

James Potter: 😥

I want to be your everything, exceeding number 1! Severus Snape-Black: 😒🙄

Blimey, Potter—

James Potter: 🥺

As a self-centered wizard, I desire all of you for myself. I dislike sharing, and if you shall be mine, I want you completely to myself—I don't like to- 😨

Severus Snape-Black: *Kisses his lips*

Please go home, Potter.

James Potter: 😐☹️🫤

I'm not going, if you're having sex with random Death Eaters—like Evan Rosier.

Severus Snape-Black: 😓

You noticed that every single one of those numbers is a Death Eater, which is great, but you're still the only Gryffindor I've slept with. I can have sex with anyone who's attractive, but there's only one person who I really felt an emotional connection with, and that person is you.

James Potter: 🫤

Snivelly, I don’t want to be your boyfriend anymore.

Severus Snape-Black: *Withdraws from the hug*

😐

James Potter: 😌

I want to be your husband.

Severus Snape-Black: 😓😒♥️

[forcebookish]

I'm so annoyed with the Top hate or ppl saying the car scene was fully consensual top is a big boy but not taking Boston manipulating top how easily Top gave in ok so does his reaction not mean anything and everyone is so focused on the 2 years part I'm so sick of if

look. i get it. it's bl. there are a lot of consent issues that have been normalized in the space and in some dramas/contexts, they're not meant to be viewed negatively or interpreted as assault - even if they would be in real life. however, only friends is unsubtly trying to subvert that trope, AND "assuming you have permission to engage in a sexual act because you've done it in the past" with "a partner who is disengaged, nonresponsive, or visibly upset" is not consent,

and this isn't the first time boston has crossed that line:

(sorry i keep posting the same screencaps, i really need anyone who hasn't blocked me yet to burn this into their retinas because what the fuck)

"giving in" to someone is not consent. (i also have a hard time believing that the whole choking thing was consensual, both because the assumption issue i mentioned and for Theme reasons. you know, choking on smoke... choking during sex... plus, he really doesn't look like he likes it. not posting a cap of that shit though.)

also, rape by deception is a thing. it's complicated (and unfortunately has been used against trans people😡), but it's a thing. "deception that causes significant harm in addition to the infringement of the victim's autonomy" applies here. autonomy is about making informed decisions.

top could not make an informed decision because of boston's objectively cruel, harmful deception.

setting aside all of that, even if we somehow don't read it as coercion/rape, top is taken advantage of. that is 100% true. and the person being taken advantage of in these situations is never the one at fault. ever.

tricking someone into sleeping with you under false pretenses is reprehensible. it doesn't matter what any law says (and rape laws are not the be-all, end-all of consent!), lying to top and hurting him that much in the process just so he (who NEVER WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HIM AGAIN!! CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH) will have sex with him should be unforgivable.

the fact of the matter is that if boston hadn't lied to top, cornered him, and touched him without his permission, top wouldn't have had sex with him. period. and that in and of itself should tell you that what went down in that scene was EXTREMELY FUCKED UP because of WHAT BOSTON DID.

[darth vader voice] i find their lack of empathy disturbing

(and wait, what's up with the two years part? why are they preoccupied with that? the only reason the two years thing matters is because mew has been lying since the beginning... and boston more than implies that they're sleeping with each other again. what????)

ugh. this sucks🫂

[ozimagines]

dating peter schibetta would include please 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Oh for sure! Peter was my first Oz crush! He was a little vitellone but he didn’t deserve the shit he got.

TW!! For everything that happened to this boy.

Dating Peter Schibetta Would Include….

Doesn’t believe in love at first sight… or second sight… or love in general at some point.💔

He knows his parents loved each other, and that’s most of the reason he got married. He just wanted to be loved like that.

If societal norms are anything to go on, I’m betting Peter’s wife left him after finding out about his assault. Said it made him “less of a man” which hurt about as much as anything could, even if he wasn’t wholly shocked by her reaction.

Mama’s boy ™️

His mother loved him. Deeply and truly. It made Peter a little soft if he’s honest. When his mother’s no longer there to clean up his messes, he spirals. He’s convinced he can do anything.

After Adebisi, not so much.

After Schillinger and the others, he’s convinced he’s capable of nothing.

He spends most of his days alone, or surrounded by the other Italians, saying nothing

Which is pretty much alone as far as he’s concerned

He used to be just one of the guys from the neighborhood… now he’s not sure who he is. 💔

When he meets you, nothing changes, he doesn’t suddenly believe in love again.

You’re nice to him. Like genuinely nice. He thinks that makes you stupid, but he certainly won’t be the one to tell you that.

He’s hostile at first. Who wouldn’t be after Oz? (35 years for money laundering? The math ain’t mathin’)

He’s very much a pretty boy, so he catches you staring once or twice

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”😠

“No, it’s just that you’re… no, you’re right, I’m sorry.”🥺

“…don’t… don’t worry about it.”😳

But it’s the little things you do that make him unable to take his eyes off of you.

He starts noticing the way you tuck your hair out of your eyes when you’re reading, not noting it as anything important but whenever you do it, he finds his eyes drawn upwards.

He knows about your favorite pen with all the bite marks at the end, from where you chewed nervously during tests. When he sees that pen anywhere, he puts it somewhere safe for you.

Some of the guys take their dates to get gelato, and you two are single and get paired up automatically. You like the stracciatella flavor with strawberries on top… not unlike his mother. The realization makes him blush into his pistachio flavored one.

He starts to notice you by your absences, noting things in conversation or on TV that you’d like and remembering to tell you about them. ☺️

His “friends” start joshing him because he likes you, which he vehemently denies. It’s not that he dislikes you, it’s that Peter’s made a pact with himself that he’s going to die alone, and you’re in the way of that.

“C’mon, kid.” Chucky teases almost meanly, “you got a little crush on him/her/them.”🫣🫣🫣

You’re kind, funny, beautiful to Peter, and you represent everything he could have been, and he hates you a little for it.

One night you text Peter all the details about your day. He doesn’t respond. You ask how his day was. Nothing but a read receipt. You ask if he needs someone right now. Nothing.

So you show up at his door with a dollar store movie you’d never seen and some chocolates.

He’s upset at first.

“Treating me like a bitch on her period.”😡

When you start to apologize and say it’s stupid he softens.

“No… thank you, I mean. Really. It’s just been… it’s just been a day.”

You chill out in his apartment -which is remarkably clean for a bachelor pad- and giggle on his couch as you watch the 300.

You make jokes to make Peter laugh as you watch. His steely demeanor starts to crack, and after a joke about one of the men dying “without ever knowing women’s touch” (“they said “woman’s touch” Peter, not virgin. Remember that.”) his face breaks into the prettiest smile you’d ever seen from him… because it’s real this time.

The real surprise comes when Peter invites you out one night. He’s very clear it’s not a date and “just wants to pay you back”.

He offers to have you over and make dinner. He reiterates it’ll be nothing fancy.

When you come over he has aperitivi ready for you. An limoncello spritz, some fresh mozzarella he got from the cheese maker himself and some fresh tomatoes drizzled in olive oil and sea salt.

You offer to help in the kitchen, but he refuses, insisting you’re his guest😊

You sit by the kitchen table that looks into the kitchen, watching him work. The first course is pasta pomodoro. Just freshly sliced tomatoes, basil from the garden, and nice semolina and egg yolk pasta.

You’re full and thanking him, to his confusion, and he tells you that was just il primo piatto.🍝

He brings out some beef shoulder cooked ‘genovese’, which he boils down to using “a fuck ton of onions”.

After dinner, he takes your plates and refills your glass with wine.

Peter brings out some fruit he sliced and some pastries he got at “the Moluzzo’s”, and hands you a shot of digestive liquor.

You’re stuffed and a little drunk, sitting on his couch with yet another glass of wine.

He turns on the tv for you as he cleans and you search through channels.

You find “the Sons of Katie Elder” on, and remembering it was a John Wayne film (to say nothing of Dean Martin), you select it and begin to watch.

You’re entranced in the movie when you notice Peter’s standing over your shoulder, drying a dish, mouthing along with John Wayne.

You ask if he’s seen this movie before, and he admits it was a favorite of his father.

You don’t know if that’s a good thing or not.

He joins you on the couch and laughs through your John Wayne impression.

By the end of the film you both are laughing so much you’re in tears.

The laughter dies down a little and a silence fills the air.

“Thanks. For… like, being there, I mean. I know I’m out of the family and everything, but… I don’t know. It was nice to be thought of.”🙃

You assure him that you’re not doing anything special, you just like him and want good things for him.

“Yeah, well, you’re the only one.”

“People will love you as much as you let them, Peter, please give us a chance to love you-“

His lips are on yours. It’s soft and gentle, no real push. He doesn’t grab you. He doesn’t stick his tongue in your mouth. He just kisses you on the lips.

You’re not sure what to say. Neither is he. You kiss back but he doesn’t want to talk after that.

“I didn’t mean to… it’s not why I invited you… you should probably go.”

You’re not sure how to interpret anything he’s done.

He doesn’t call you for a week. You assume he needs space so you give it to him.

About a week in Dino and Joey come up to you. You’re friendly with Joey and pleasant with Dino but they don’t look friendly today.

“Listen, kid, you’ve been fucking with his head, and he doesn’t need that right now. Not after taking it up the ass twice.”

“After… what?”

You’re not an idiot. You know he was in prison and what that implies.

You rush to his house, ringing the doorbell and banging on the door.

“PETER COME OUT HERE! I SWEAR TO GOD-“

He opens the door slowly, as if he was standing in the other side listening to everything.

“Dino talked to me today.”

He knows what that means. His eyes hit the ground and he goes to close the door.

“I don’t need your charity-“

You stop the door and slam your hands on the railing to his steps.

“Goddamnit, Peter, let me love you.”❤️

He stops for a second. He’s not sure what to say.

“I need a drink.” He turns to go inside, before adding, “join me?”

You come inside and sit on his couch as he fixes you two heavily poured grappas. His has about twice as much as yours.

He sits on the couch and drinks silently for a moment.

“Look, I… in Oz… can we not tonight? I mean, I know we have to talk about this at some point… but… not tonight. Please.”

You agree, telling him you’ll talk about whatever he wants.

He tells you when he was a kid, he wanted to be an actor. Like Pacino or Stallone. He tried drama club before his pop told him it was for ‘fags’.

He loves 1960s Italian movies. Said Marcello Mastroianni was his idol. He even tried growing a mustache for a week. It was a pathetic attempt.

You giggle and ask him to continue.

He talks to you all night, into the early morning. You both fall asleep on the couch, sitting up, holding hands.

You two are together now, but Peter takes a minute to put a label on it.

“This is Y/N, my… uh… yeah.”😂

It doesn’t bother you. You think it’s cute.

You’re calling him your boyfriend before he calls you his girlfriend/boyfriend/partner.

He sits you down a week and a half into dating and has an uncomfortable conversation.

“So… listen… I want… you’re so beautiful… I just… I can’t.”

“We don’t have to have sex right now, Peter.”🙂

After the rapes, sex is very difficult for him.

You eventually do, working your way there.

You start just kissing, then necking, and then you offer to give him a bj that he refuses… but accepts a week later. You make it clear it’s not a 1:1 ratio and that he doesn’t have to reciprocate…

But after a few too many one night -and Peter is a SLOPPY drunk- he’s laying on you on the couch, kissing you all over, giggling at how beautiful you are. You don’t do anything he might regret, but the next day he says he’s ready to give it a shot.

Makes love. When he’s ready, he lays you down on satin sheets, undresses a little embarrassedly, insists the lights are off and after accidentally crushing your foot in the dark, settles for a scarf over the lamp.

His eyes are closed at first, and you can tell this is hard for him, but a few encouraging kisses and gentle touches and Peter’s able to differentiate between sexual assault and sex as a result of love and care.

His struggles aren’t over, but he’s healing and you’re helping him get there. ❤️‍🩹

Kisses like a clumsy romantic boy, not a self assured man, but he reminds you of the boy that made you blush so much in high school, because for his lack of technique there was an abundance of care.

He still likes to hold your hand or have an arm around you in public. You may have to initiate or wait for him to unconsciously reach for your hand. 🤝

“Buongiorno principessa/principe/pincipx!”

^he greets you like a man in one of his favorite movies (La Vita È Bella)

You start to see him smile more often. He can be goofy when he feels like it.

Can’t really fall asleep unless he’s spooning you… (or you spooning him but he swears you to secrecy on that.)

You enter into domestic life fairly fast and Peter couldn’t be happier.

That’s all he’s ever wanted; just to have someone there.

When you guys get chocolates, you leave him the dark chocolate and the coconut, because you know those are his favorites.🍫

He does the dishes and you dry, listening to music in the kitchen. 🍽️

You leave his slippers by the door and he lays your makeup out for you in the morning. 💄

Thinks TikTok is stupid but downloads it at your insistence. (Prefers Tumblr😂)

He cooks for you… a lot. It helps him unwind after a long day and he enjoys being bossy in the kitchen.

“Knead the dough for about ten minutes then leave it and stir the sauce so it doesn’t stick… I love you.”😘

That’s actually the first time he says I love you. It’s random. It just slips out while he’s laughing and bossing you around.

He stops afterwards. Not sure if he should address it or pretend he never said it.

You just giggle and say nothing but a vocal “yes, Chef” and move on.

As you’re cuddling that night, and you’re sure he’s not asleep yet but his eyes are closed, you whisper “I love you too.” Into his ear.

You know he’s not asleep because you can see him smiling.

When he proposes to you, he’s not sure if he should make it big or small. He went big with the his ex wife but that’s because that was what was expected of him.

He plans a date; the perfect date.

None of it goes well. 😅

He picks up an expensive wine and makes a cheese board. He wears an expensive Versace suit. He plans a picnic… and it rains. 🌧️

He tries to pivot and take you to a nice restaurant but it’s too late notice and he doesn’t have his father’s power anymore. It’s emasculating.

He takes you to his place, you wearing his coat because you’re shivering and soaking wet. The label is peeling off the bottle of wine. The crackers and bread are soggy. His suit is ruined.

The real kicker comes when he tries to unlock the door quickly to get you two out of the rain and the straps on the picnic basket snap.

“Fuck.”

You help him pick up the contents of the basket, both of you on your hands and knees. You grab at salami and oranges until your hand hits a small box.

Only one thing could be in there.

Your eyes race to Peter, whose already staring at you red faced.

“I’m sorry… I tried. I really did-“

You cut him off with a kiss in the rain like one of those old Italian movies, grabbing at the wrinkles on his soaked button up, hands moving to his curly black hair. You stop suddenly.

“Wait… we have to get the Madonna’s blessing.” You put your hands together, close your eyes, and shout at the sky: “Maria! La chiava, per favore!”

He laughs the most boisterous laugh you’ve ever heard out of him and kisses you again.

It’s his grandmother’s ring from the old country. He asked his ex wife for it back and you know how much that must have pained him. ✨ 💍 ✨

After you two are bathed and eat an ordered out pizza, watching La Vita È Bella for the hundredth time, just at the Maria La Chiava scene, he turns to you.

“You never said yes.”

“C’mere, dummy.” You pull him into you, kiss the side of his head, and whisper into his ear. “Yes, Peter, always yes.”🥰

Bonus: He’s ashamed of this. Possibly more than anything… but he loves 2 Broke Girls😂😂 Reminds him of his summer working in a local diner. Max is essentially all the things he wanted to say but didn’t have the balls to. He lives vicariously through her.

[anonymousredactedconfessions]

Patrons, and the whole fandom in general, for the love of god please stop acting like you have Erik on a leash and then pissing and screaming when you don’t.

YOU chose to pay for his content, and YOU choose to consume it. If his choices/storylines/wtv upset you that much then stop interacting with him. Please stop devoting all your time (and money) towards something that makes you so viscerally angry. It’s not healthy, and it isn’t Erik’s job to live up to the expectations you sit on your couch bubbling with instead of getting your ass up and touching grass. You knew what the benefits were to paying for patreon, and dictating Erik’s content was never one.

You’re allowed to make critiques and be upset at how a storylines going, but at the end of the day it’s HIS content, HIS platform, and HIS characters. Yes I agree content creators should listen to their audience, but please be real for 3 seconds. If Erik listened to majority of y’all’s “recommendations” all he would post is half baked stories of Angel being a damsel in distress and David being that “you mess with the wolf, you get the howl 😡😡😡” character from that one space werewolf episode in Liv and Maddie. Not to mention his lore heavy series, if he tried to please the whole fandom he’d hate all his content, and the quality would go to shit

And I’m not an ass kisser, he’s not the second coming of shakespeare, not everything he creates is gonna be a masterpiece. But this fandom is so toxic when he posts something they don’t like. You don’t have to love every character, storyline, and decision, he makes, but stop acting like he’s holding you hostage and MAKING you spend 20$ on him every month when you don’t like his content. If you hate it so much then stop lining his damn pockets.

The channel is his platform to be creative. If you don’t like that, stop GIVING him a platform.

— 🎀

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[cassketti]

Tbh… you should totally drop your adrian shephard headcanons pls……..

OWCH OW OW OFYCK FUCK FUCK CRAMPS OCUH OC WO OWWWW

- filipino. hehehHAHAHAHAHA 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

- He doesn’t know how to speak tagalog. Just picked up some words and phrases that his parents said.

- Agender. Lmfao. Aro bisexual

- I’ve been kinda thinking abt what his typology would be. Whats there to even type LMFAOO. But ermm. I’ve been thinking sp7, sx6, 8fix, 3fix. He’d def be like a 3V tbh.

- His spore launcher grew up. YAYY!!! Spore launcher, erm, shock trooper, acts like an angsty teen now.

- Adrian: ya man so like. I would be carrying this baby alien around with me and he SPITS OUT FUCKING uh FRUIT GRENADES AND SHIT like thats fucking sick man wish I can spit out fruit grenades Shock trooper: ddaaaaaad, ur embarassing me.. 😡😡😡

- But they’re both happy they were able to reunite <:3 HEHEHEHEHE

- Adrian was in stasis all like “that mf BETTER NOT BE DEAD.. THAT WAS MY SSON…..”

FUCK OW OW OWWW

- i hate his cannon (ish?) personality. Tf u mean “adventure”?? Acting like ur going to a field trip and shit. Omfg.

- That being said. He does try to look for opportunities of “adventure”. Type of guy to purposely get himself lost. Like he’d be walking home and go “damn bruh what if I just went a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT route than I usually do”. Chris McCandless ass 😭😭

- I feel like he’s the younger sibling 💀💀LIKE THE TYPE WHO ACTS MORE CHILLER AND I GUESS MORE MATURERER THAN THE OLDER ONE. Mitchell tries so hard to be like a role model for him but adrians jus chilling

OW

- (This is after like stasis. So like, hl2) hates being in the dark (literally). Hates being alone too. He’s not like super duper social or anything but he tries to surround himself with people or at least someone to keep him company.

- Touch starved, lmfao.

- Foams at the mouth at the sight of grass and light /j

- He gets overwhelmed (physically) easily. Light gives him a headache. He notices sounds more.

- Adrian’s upset that his home is kinda, gone. And he feels rlly homesick and there’s nothing he could do 😭😭😭 bro came back from 20 years of the void and he finds out that everything has completely changed.

- Cuz like. In his years of stasis he was fantasizing about being back at Earth and what he would do again, then he comes back and ITS TERRIBLEEE 😭😭😭

- Hungry. Appreciates his meals alot more than he did before. I mean who wouldn’t, look at WHAT EARTH IS IN HL 2. THE COMBINE FOOD IS NASSSSTTYY AND SOME PEOPLE BE JOINING CIVIL PROTECTION FOR IT.

- this isnt an adrian shephard hc. But like i like to think rebel bases has like those filipino tricycles, the ones with a motercycle attached to like a cab. Yk? Alyx rides on them a few times. Hc she’s also (partially) filipino 🇵🇭🇵🇭

- he used to be kind of a germaphobe. Bro washed his hands two-three times for more than 20 seconds each. Like he’d wash his hands and go “damn wait a minute what if I didn’t wash it enough. One more time just in case.” He carried hand sanitizer with him everywhere. Washed his face and doused himself in lysol disinfectant spray whenever he came into contact with something that “just felt dirty”. Wiped down his belongings after someone borrowed it. Tried not to open doorknobs directly with his hands as much as possible. Used to be hesitant on petting stray animals. He grew out of it, eventually. Lol. Such a 1F (ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO)

- I mean he’s an animal person tho. That’s just a collective agreement at this point. That mf liked animals. He likes otters. The spore launcher reminded him of an otter.

- Hated being seen as weak or pathetic. Tries to make himself important. Hates people seeing him emotional. Tries to act calm and collected and shit. He doesn’t know what he’s doing most of the time.

- Likes journaling. I do too. He glues scraps and other stuff on a page when he didn’t feel like writing.

- Feels like he failed something. Like he could’ve reached his fullest potential but didn’t. Erm. Wasn’t able to at least.

- gman bullies him cuz he thinks it’s fucking funny as hell. Like, just do things that would inconvenience Adrian slightly (not rlly slightly). Like gman moves furniture precisely where Adrian would hit his elbow really hard, flinch and turn around really fast, then hits his head on another piece of furniture, then he falls over and hit his back on the edge of a chair.

- Gman would abruptly teleport next to adrian, trip him over, then immediately disappear right before Adrian could get up.

- Yk. Stuff like that.

- Adrian’s lowkey scared of gman. I mean shit I would be too if I was him. He’s scared that gmans gonna come in and ruin everything for him. Gordon is too, I could go into detail and my gordon hcs I literally have notes for it. anyways.

- He dyed his hair blonde

Theres more buuut WHATEVER. Some of these dont even rlly have an apparent reason I jus be like “ya this got to be adrain shephard” and believe its true

Part 2 if someone asks this question again FILIPINO EDITION🇵🇭🇵🇭😇😇/j

[rachaeljurassic]

So, part two of Sunday's double bill

😁

Questions?

Has Jack learned ANY lessons from Paddy?

Has Phryne recovered from Jack actually touching her with purpose?

Has Dot recovered from being shouted at by Hugh?

And is Jack allowed to arrest Hugh's mum?

🤔

Also though, how painful that the reason Dot gave, right at the beginning, for not thinking it was a good idea to date Hugh has turned out to be the reason that all this is happening

😢

Ah, lots of floaty ladies

😊

Oh dear, Aunt P

😞

OMG it's just getting worse

😨

Oh, she's hosting a sanitorium, and things are a bit much

"They're far too wealthy for that, they're just unwell"

🤣

Sounds about right!

And who the HELL is THAT????????

*reluctant* 🥃

Where's HUGHHHHHHHH???????

😭

"Miss Fisher, at last"

His face, trying to ignore that other policeman on the floor

😐

And Phryne tells Jack exaclty what happened

😆

And then stands up in the most suggestive way imaginable

🥵

"Shall I leave now"

NO JACK, JEEZ, you are STILL not getting this!!!!!

🤦‍♀️

Hugh's gone fishing. Nooooooooo. Shut up Constable Interloper!!!! He IS coming back, stop upsetting Dot.

😡

Oh but his face throughout his first experience of Phrack Murder Investigation synchronicity

😦

Yes, you get on with the searching, the lady and I will be interviewing suspects.

The Constable *what the hell kind of operation IS this?*

😆

Oh HOW DARE that woman talk about Arthur like that!?

😡

But at least she's getting some information, although who knows how reliable it is

OK, I'm thinking that it's not Betsy who was consumed with lust

😂

And I have to say that outfit Phryne is wearing, I LOVE that top thingy (fashion is NOT my forte, I have no idea hoe to describe it lol)

Oh god I love the way Aunt P said

"very bed hebit"

😂

Oh poor P, I don't like you being sad

🙁

My god that new guy is very keen

But how long has Hugh been gone

😢

MACCCCCCCC

😍

OMG that whole exchange about the "electric massager"

🤣🤣🤣

Phryne and Mac having the BEST time EVER!

"A what?"

Phryne and Mac's coordinated look at him

😂

Their expersions throughout

😏

Mac leaning forward on the table to get the BEST POSSIBLE VIEW of this, because it's gonna be good

😆

Jack going from

🤔

to

😮

to

😳

"Have you seen one before?"

*Nods* oops *shakes his head* damn *how do I play this without looking like an innocent fool but also without looking like I'm TOO into that stuff?*

And strangely Jack doesn't see the point of this line questioning

😂

Mac and Phryne do though

😏

"Mr Freud would be terribly interested in that"

Oh Mac, you've decided to join in on the torture, I'm sooooo glad

😍

Phryne's very interested too

🤭

And Mac and the end trying SO hard not to laugh

😂

[confetti-critter]

Random 🎂 facts:

-it can change its colours and appearance at will, but seems pretty insistent on looking Like That

-it can change the colours of other things so if you want something to be a different colour, it can help. (just hopefully you want it to be obnoxiously bright. If you want the thing to be a dull colour you'll have to ask it really nicely because it takes more effort. Beige is impossible though)

-its deely-bopper antennae colour and the brightness of its fur are tied to its emotions (when it's really sad or upset, it gets duller in colour. It might even go completely colourless!). If it's super happy it might start shining all over

-Its blood is thicker than human blood and is prismatic (I would go with some bright solid colour but thats a homestuck thing I'm pretty sure). saliva+tears kinda have a gasoline-on-concrete effect

-if you were to put your ear up to its antennae, it would sound like a burnt out lightbulb (what, you've never shaken a burnt out lightbulb and put your ear to it? Next time a lightbulb in your house goes out shake it and put it to your ear), and also it would feel like an old tv screen

-its "nose" also feels like an old tv screen (is it actually a nose? there's no nostrils....) and if you touch it you'll most definitely get a little static shock

-its eyes are probably the same way, but don't touch its eyeballs pls :(

-despite sounding like lightbulbs, its antennae aren't fragile like them. (Idk if they can ever crack/break but if they did, that wouldn't turn out well I think)

-it doesn't blink often, but when it does it makes a lil cartoony noise (like the "squemp" from spunch bob)

-it's always moving in some way (even if it's just whisker+antennae wiggles)

-it can sprout insect-like wings out of its back, but it hurts and makes a horrible ripping sound so you don't want to watch that. The wings can shed and regrow

-Its insides definitely look more alien than human, probably more insectoid (maybe it even has…..mechanical parts??)

-when escaping a situation it prefers to sorta.....pop out of existence. It can only do this in short distances, and if you're around it when it happens your ears pop like you're on a plane

-its voice sounds like a mixture of insect chittering and a garbled voice I heard once when I had sleep paralysis (my eyes were half open and everything was wavy, and the voice came from behind my door and I somehow knew it was an alien's voice. :3 tee hee)

-its laugh is sort of like the sound laminate paper makes, and it can make all sorts of cartoon-y noises

-it doesn't seem to need to eat/drink, but it does anyway, preferring sugary drinks/baked goods/candy. It can also eat non-food things and not get sick

-it's sensitive to smells/sounds/feelings. When it's good its GOOD YIPPEE!!!!!! 🎉 But when it's bad it's BAD YUCK HISSSSS!!!!!!!!! 😡

-if you ask anything about it it'll just sorta shrug (where'd you come from? Do you have like....a spaceship? What's your gender? What's your sexual orientation? How old are you?🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷)

-Jermaine (the assistant manager of the fun centre that 🎂 lives in) says that it must be "at least in its late 20's" because it rickrolled him once

-(they don't talk face to face, just through word docs on the same office computer from time to time. Jer types a message while he's working and 🎂 replies after hours when it's up)

[jjungkooksthighs]

Thank the gods you aren't hurt. Let me see you. What were you thinking, female?

He's gone now, alpha.. I'm fine, I really am🙁 see? It's just a few cuts here and there, minor ones really. *cups his face with both hands* I promise you, I'm fine. What about you? Are you hurt anywhere? Show me.

"thank the gods", huh? Now you believe in the gods?😏

I'm kidding, I'm kidding!😂

Honestly, that fucker Yoongi- ugh. I just couldn't help myself. He looked so sad while speaking to my friend. I didn't know any better than to stand there with her.. I thought he'd take my advice, leave me alone and move on for a better life, especially when he oh so bitterly said "I could have given you so much better". I thought he honestly was put down, and I thought of how beautiful it would be if he met his own mate. I joked around and told him not to scare her away by chasing her through the forest, and that's when he fucking did that to me!😡

I promise, I'm fine, I'm ok, alpha. You got here before he could even get to me. And I'm ever so grateful..

What was I even thinking? I should have listened to you when you told me to stay away.

...

...

You're mad at me, aren't you..?

Yoongi is many things, but determination may as well be his middle name. The male doesn’t give up. Ever. It’s why he pursued from the month you first bled and still continues to do so.

You will produce an enticing, intoxicating concoction of a scent until you have mated with another and become impregnated with the pups that only an alpha can give you.

You are a woman now, and every male knows that. We can smell you from miles away. And just breathing you in, omega… it is enough to have us harden without a single touch. It is enough to have us leaking with precum without so much as a single glance at you.

And that is precisely why I have always sought to watch you. To protect you.

Yoongi has never been one to control his urges where I trained myself to. For your sake.

He will not hesitate to take you against your will. And that’s what makes him dangerous.

I’ve told you not to go near him. Multiple times. Do you enjoy putting me through the hell of worrying if you’re alright ? Do you like seeing me in anguish over the fact that you could have been stolen from me?

You ask if I’m mad at you, and my answer is this: how would you be if you told me not to near a certain rabid female that fancied me, and I did it anyway?

Would you be upset ?

[its-wabby-stuff]

I’m feeling particularly insane for doing this, but for anyone interested, here is my breakdown of why I chose which brother for which emoji (I’ll make this as short as I can):

😀 Donnie. The blank smile with little emotion. 😃 Leo. The wide eyed curiosity. 😄 Raph. A little bit more. 😁 Mikey. These smiles just get slowly more intense. The end of the collection of smiles.

😆 Leo. I could see him doing this.

🥹 Mikey. Cause he’s a cutie.

😅Donnie. Smile but ✨stressed✨

😂Mikey. Classic. He’s a happy boy. 🤣 Leo. The sequel. He’s rolling on the floor laughing.

🥲 Leo. It’s all his pain being released through that tear.

☺️ Mikey. 😊 Donnie. He got that praise from a parent aged adult.

😇 Mikey. But he’s pretending…

🙂Raph. 🙃 Mikey. Them. That’s the reason.

😉 Leo. Obviously. It’s a lil cheeky.

😌 Mikey. Satisfied with good food or behavior.

😍 Donnie. For that inner passion.

🥰 Raph. Cause he deserves it.

😘 Mikey. Cause he’s giving it. 😗 Donnie. Emotionless passion again. 😙Leo. Twinning. 😚 Raph. To complete the saga.

😋 Mikey. Yummy.

😛 Raph. Silly guy. 😝Mikey. A little sillier. 😜 Leo. Even sillier. 🤪Donnie. He’s unhinged.

🤨 Donnie. It’s literally his expression.

🧐 Dr. Delicate Touch, PHD. 🤓Donnie. A nerd. 😎Leo. The cool one. 🥸Raph. (But you can’t tell)

🤩 Mikey. He literally makes this expression

🥳 Raph. Cause he deserves it.

😏 Leo. Smug. 😒 Donnie. Annoyed.

😞 Raph. Worried™️. 😔 Leo. MmHm (he’s sorry).

😟Raph. Visibly concerned. 😕 Donnie. Emotionless upset. 🙁 Leo. More upset. ☹️Mikey. The most upset.

😣 Raph. Worried™️ even more. 😖 Donnie. [redacted]. 😫Mikey. In anguish. 😩Leo. Dramatically and emotionally exhausted.

🥺 Raph. Cause he’s a sweet boy.

😢 Donnie. That movie moment.

😭 Mikey. Cause he’s done this emotion.

😤 Raph. Angry boy bout to throw hands.

😠😡 Dr. Delicate touch bout to throw hands.

🤬 Raph. The only one in his family allowed to curse.

🤯 Donnie. Oh no the eyebrows! Rip forehead.

😳 Raph. Embarrassed.

🥵Leo. 🥶Mikey. Baja blast. Switching colors.

😱Donnie. Dramatically, over the top, end of the world expression (Someone moved something in his lab)

😨Raph. Something went wrong. 😰 Mikey. One the same page. 😓 Leo. Stressed.

🤗Mikey. Jazz hands.

🤔 Raph. Just to shove it in Donnies face.

🫣 Donnie. There’s a beach ball.

🤭 Mikey. He has a secret.

🫢Leo. He almost said something he shouldn’t.

🫡 Raph. It’s hero time. 🤫Raph. It’s quiet time.

🫠Donnie. Blah. 🤥 Donnie. He has a long nose.

😶Raph. He has nothing to say.

🫥 I may be invisible but I still look good, fic. Iykyk

😐Donnie.

🫤 Mikey. It’s quirky.

😑 Donnie. So I could do this: 😐😑😐

😬 Raph. Yikes.

🙄Donnie. Eye roll™️ (He owns it now)

😯Mikey. Ooo.

😦Leo. What (dumbfounded). 😧Raph. What (surprised).

😮Donnie. Emotionless surprise. 😲Mikey. Woah

🥱Leo. Always tired™️ can’t sleep™️. 😴Raph. Healthiest sleep schedule. 🤤Mikey. Good dreams. 😪Donnie. Passed out while working (again).

😮‍💨Raph. Phew (he finally got a minute).

😵Leo. Ummm… maybe don’t.

😵‍💫Raph. He’s got a lot on his plate.

🤐 Like Father Like Son, fic. Iykyk.

🥴Leo. Most like to be intoxicated.

🤢Donnie. Gag. 🤮Leo. The reason. 🤧Raph. Allergies. 😷Mikey. Not going to get sick.

🤒Leo. Sick. 🤕Leo. Injured.

🤑Donnie. Money money money.

😈Leo. A menace. 👿Donnie. Leo made him. Disaster twins. That’s the reason.

That’s it. Whole collections (I hope it captures their characters):

Raph: 😄🙂🥰😚😛🥸🥳😞😟😣🥺😤🤬😳😨🤔🫡🤫😶😬😧😴😮‍💨😵‍💫

Leo: 😃😆🤣🥲😉😙😜😎😏😔🙁😩🥵😓🫢🫥😦🥱😵🤐🥴🤮🤒🤕😈

Donnie: 😀😅😊😍😗🤪🤨🤓😒😕😖😢🤯😱🫣🫠🤥😐😑🙄😮😪🤢🤑👿

Mikey: 😁🥹😂☺️😇🙃😌😘😋😝🧐🤩☹️😫😭😡🥶😥🤗🤭🫤😯😲🤤😷

The full collection of Risemojis. I’d love to make them into actual emojis people can use, but I’m still trying to figure it out.

Total: 100. Leo-25, Raph-25, Mikey-25, Donnie-25

Let me know which ones are your favorites in the comments or tags cause I’d love to know!!

The Collection of closeups are under the tag: Risemojis.