#IS CHARLES DEAD OR ALIVE? I DONT EVEN HAVE TO SEE HIM

[starrylayle]

dead boy detectives season 2 (and possibly season 3..) predictions

ok i know that dbda has not even confirmed a season 2,,,, but a girl can dream. So here's all the things i want to see in this hypothetical season 2:

Finding Niko!! there are a lot of speculations that she didnt actually die and was saved by sprites (due to that lucky charm the walrus man gave her). And i hope this is true!! And if it is, i'd like to see they boys, crystal and possibly jenny getting wind that shes not alive and go on a rescue mission,, meanwhile niko is experiencing supernatural shenagians of her own.

Speaking of Jenny,,, more of her please. Love our goth butcher lesbian father figure and i want to see more of her. Also i want her and the night nurse to fuck. it would be so good. i literally ship them so much and they've barely interacted lmaoo.

I want charles and the cat king to have a one night stand. I dont care how it happens i just want it to happen. And i want charles to find out and get jealous :)))

Justice for monty!! I kinda hc that he tries and to break free from Esther's control and finds his own place. Maybe he calls on the cat king for help. Maybe the cat king is annoyed at first but slowly warms up to this crow boy. maybe he teaches him how to shift from creature to human. and one thing leads to another.....

I want Charles to have a sexuality crisis.

Edwin going on little gay ghost dates. possibly a new secondary love interest for him and jealous charles???

More of Edwin and Charles' times at school!! I wanna see flasbacks, how they were like when they were alive, their friends (or lack ther of..) and family dynamics. And for charles, i want to see how his cultural background and mixed heritage played into his life.

More slowburn of charles and edwin please.

Charles and edwin accidental and drunken kiss scene. Escaalates charles sexuality cris and edwin's gay pining.

I realised I havent mentioned Crystal yet, but i want lots of exploration on her too!! Her dealing with the effects of having her memory back, trying to right her wrongs, interacting with her parents, etc.

Oooh also idk if anyone else wants this, but i like the idea of crystal meeting the boy whose body David possessed and getting to know him better. Maybe they could even become an item!! It would be jarring but pretty interesting.

New characters (+possible secondary love interests??)

Pretty much it for now... but this show is slowly consuming my life so there will probably be a part 2 lol.

[snalz-artt]

forgot to post this doodle SAY HELLO to the shittiest bbc ghosts/mcyt au ever conceived, thankyou @/luigra for helping hehe

i have A LOT to say so its going under the cut this is soso silly

basic bbc ghosts plot: A young woman inherits a huge mansion estate in england from a dubious familial connection and moves in with her husband. They plan to renovate the manor and guesthouses to make into a hotel/venue, but when she falls out a window and almost dies, she comes back to life with the ability to See Ghosts. With the house being very historic, there are quite a few interesting characters (the falling out the window thing might be their fault, actually). Hijinks ensue.

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CLEO: Cleo is the Allison of the story, she inherits the house and falls out the window, now.. undead(?) they can see and interact with the cast of Ghosts they’re now stuck with. Making ZombieCleo one of the Alive characters was too funny, sorry.

SCOTT: Scott is Mike!! Cleo’s best friend/partner/chosen soulmate (like in double life), he Cannot see the ghosts but completely trusts they exist.

They get up to various antics as they try to renovate and market the place, usually while being hindered or helped by the ghosts. I haven’t thought of a good pun on the name Button House yet though..

The ghosts are not all from any specific series, but a selection of ghosts/dead characters from multiple mcyt sources ^^

JOE: Joseph Hills takes the role of Thomas Thorne. He is a dramatic regency era poet who mostly follows Cleo around, trying to impress her with his… unique poetry, that was considered before his time. Their ghost theming comes from Beetlejhost of course.

RANBOO: Ronald Booth is Pat, a 1980’s Scout Leader. To be honest, this is just because Ranboo is very associated with the 80’s aesthetic and can fit the silly yes-man subordinate role, and of course was a ghost on the dsmp (Boo).

BDUBS: Bdubs is Robin!! A caveman who lived on the land well before the house was built. He’s seen it all, which fits Bdubs’ storyteller theme!! This is also just a fun visual choice because instead of wearing animal furs he gets to wear a big mossy coat. He also talks in a quite a unique and funny way which could replace how Robin talks like. Yknow, a Caveman. There was also a tiny bit in.. last life? Where bdubs was a ghost? (We were running out of ghosts at this point.)

SLIME: Charles Slime is Humphrey Bone, a headless tudor nobleman!!! Slime has a pretty constant track record of dying dramatically in mcyt (dsmp, epic smp, slimecicle cinematic universe) hence getting to be a ghost here. He has a lot of comedy that i think fits pretty well with being a ghost and with the visual humour of having your body separate to your head <3

FLIPPA: Juanaflippa as Jemima!!! I had to get one of the Eggs in here, even if i dont know much about qsmp at this point its just too perfect for one of them to be Jemima, since we have Charlie why not have Juanaflippa ^^ This can fit the common bbc ghosts fanon of Humphrey being found family for Jemima, with Charlie and Flippa’s father-daughter relationship. Creepy little singing ghost girl!!!

QUACKITY/MEXICAN DREAM: Yeah ok we were really running out of mcyt ghosts at this point, if you dont know anything about the dsmp you would probably think im making this up- uh, quackity plays him, he died and became a very prominent dsmp ghost. He takes the role of Julian as a 90’s politician character (like quackity/md in el rapids etc) here. I GUESS.

GHOSTBUR: Im pretty sure that while alive Kitty didnt blow up a country or whatever but the innocent and kind character of ghostbur fits the role of Kitty pretty well, with both having poor/inaccurate memories of their lives and being very sweet. A georgian noblewoman! Instead of Kitty he’d be called Willy or something. That way one of the ghosts can still have an innuendo name. Thats important.

JIMMY: Jimmy (James) as Mary. A stuart era peasant who got burned in the witch trials. He could still have the power to make people smell smoke, i think it fits the canary thing a bit. AND SPOILERS FOR BBC GHOSTS, Mary being the First Ghost of the main group to get.. sucked away is just too perfect. While never explicitly being a Ghost, Jimmy has such a connection to death that i think im justified.

PIX: Pixie as Fanny!!! He used to own the house many years ago and is now a ghost that really wants it to be perfectly historically preserved. Pix was a ghost in empires s2 and an archeologist who wanted to preserve history of course, so this fits the really proper and old fashioned personality of Fanny pretty well. Also her love of animals fits pix having the ghost cat and the dodos…

SCHLATT: Schlatt as The Captain, a repressed gay ww2 Captain who never actually saw any combat. He can fit the leader role that the Captain does, especially the fact that he just assumes himself the leader, and the others kind of don't take him seriously. Schlatt was a ghost, Glatt, on the dsmp! He will be a bit less.. nice? Than the bbc ghosts captain, but could still have a good bit of development.

bonus convex as the plague ghosts, vex are kind of ghosty, right?

[itsdefinitely]

my favorite things in the performance of beetlejuice i saw live

TLDR; this is an unfinished list and i love beetlejuice the musical

- alex brightman being in the show

- literally all of it

- everyone cheers when beej says "Holy crap, a ballad already"

- "Hey guys, ain't it pretty? Look who's back in New York City! Since your live have been super shitty, let's start on, y'know the whole being dead thing."

- "that was an old Scandinavian folk song, i like to think i put my own spin on it"

- all of the transitions between scenes but especially when the graveyard turns into the house and beej says "it's a lot bigger on the inside!" because it was genuinely epic

- when Barbara says "look at these jugs!" beej turns around excited

- "this is what life is, it's just a bunch of Howards and then you die"

- Barbara gets her hand caught on fire i don't know how they did that

- Barbara "you give me the creeps" Beej "you give me a boner!" [pulls out a bone] "that's a femur"

- beej has a whistle during the whole being dead thing pt. 2

- the house retracts during dead mom and lydia stands on an empty stage during the long notes

- Adam gets turned around by beej when Barbara is doing the screams so that Barbara can focus

- a whole choir shows up during beej's soliloquy in fright of their lives

- "don't text in the middle of the night saying 'you up' because-" [pause because he's trying to hold back tears] "-new phone [sing song] whoooooooooooo~ [normal] dis?"

- *throws smoke bomb* "BAM! I'm gone." *jazz hands*

- "The Maitlands, more boring than Brigadoon."

- when beej takes the door down instead of saying "fuck you guys" he says "fuck brigadoon"

- Adam and Barbara with sheets over their heads

- Delia fortnite dancing during no reason

- beej complaining about his mom to lydia

- beej's hair turning purple during the roof scene

- smoke coming out of where beej falls during say my name

- during say my name Barbara learns to throw her voice

- during day-o beej comes out of the table (so proud of him) when lydia says his name

- the lights going dark when the skye goes inside to change to the inside of the house + skye had a flashlight

- during that beautiful sound, after the rip-off joke the actor holds the fake arm in between their legs (cuz no arms obvi) and beej says "that looks like a penis!"

- the pie gets flung out of the door, the actor doesn't even catch it

- i forgot when, but at some point Delia ran into the wall while exiting the stage

- the actor playing otho/Kevin looked like a discount jesus (not making fun of the actor just a thing i noticed that enhanced the character to me)

- "exorcism. death for the dead!"

- during the while being dead thing pt. 4 (good old fashioned wedding) beej's hair turns red

- "it's a green card thing!"

- the entire netherworld scene (especially the chase part)

-what i know now but one guy fell fully over, like they slipped and fell. i dont think anyone noticed but me. i noticed. i see you chorus member that fell.

- the whole life or death scene but specifically Adam's jeopardy podium thing says 'sexy' instead of his name

- "HOLD ON JUST ONE DAMN MINUTE" *everyone cheers*

- during Adam and beej's kiss (#lovewins) beej got REALLY into it

- Barbara slaps Adam and then they both say "Maitlands 2.0" to make sure they're on the same page

- Charles and Adam distracting beej while lydia gets the plan moving during creepy old guy

- beej with the tear away costume and slicked back hair

-the lights changing to pink when they say "i can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright" and the entire on-stage cast singing (including beej he doesn't even use the demon voice)

- beej coming alive, feeling emotions, and then dying in the span of 4-5 minutes (y'know, fair)

- Juno having a smoke machine around her chest and making it seem like she's smoking

- when beej says "this guy knows what im talking about" the third time he starts laughing a lot and saying stuff like "three times!" and breaking the fourth wall while all the other characters stand there confused

-"YOU TRICKED ME but with love" -beej as hes pushed off the stage by juno

- beej riding sandy (the sandworm) and wearing a cowboy hat

- "Look lydia, now we both have dead moms!"

-beej giving Adam his dead mother's leg and saying "you're boring, but you're sexy. own that."

- "maybe I'll find my father." [gasp] "sequel??" *bad imitation of airhorns*

- when beej goes to the netherworld he says "fuck brigadoon" again instead of "tell my story"

- lydia floating during jump in the line- the stage going dark and the deetzes + maitlands being spotlighted in pink in a hug during the last "im home"

[alittlesaladwithmydressing]

I would like to address something...

A lot of people on here are bashing the Alice and Betty storyline and The Farm storyline. I don’t get it. NOW I fully support bashing the Gargoyle King story line because they lost track of that in like episode 6😂 and that is a poorly crafted plot issue. They should’ve just done the farm. Not both.

Onto the The Farm.

So I don’t know how old some of you guys are Or how aware you guys are with pop culture, societal, historical events. But The Farm is a well crafted plot and Cheryl and Alice are both written very well for someone who joins a cult. I mean if you research any famous cult, ie jones town, wild wild country, Manson, etc. most members abandoned their families and possessions because these cult leaders have preyed on their weaknesses, taps into them so they can seem like a saving grace, a new messiah. A healer. Redeemer. This season the writers have almost perfectly emulated and paid homage to all the famous cults. So if you are just bashing that plot bc you’re mad that your fave characters aren’t interacting that’s exactly what they want you to do. It is infuriating to watch someone so damaged, broken, and vulnerable get lost in a cult because they are so lost from trauma but that’s also the textbook trope of a cult storyline. That’s what happens in real life cult scenarios. Most times it ends in taking your life. Which is kind of what they’ve been doing with the blue lips. Which they will probably tie in at the end. Maybe with Edgar telling The Farm to drink it as the town figures out what he has done. This would be a homage to Jones town. Highly recommend looking it up bc it’s beginning to lean in that direction.

Betty and Alice

Once again, this is how a familial relationship works when one of the members becomes “awake” it’s heartbreaking it’s supposed to be. The love is still there. All the things Alice has done to Betty and vice versa were done with good intentions. Assuming it was right. What Betty did tonight is what all families have to do with cult members because there is no rational reasoning. I thought this was one of the best episodes ever for Alice and Betty. This was a pivotal episode for them. It shows how far they will go for one another. How deep and true their love and bond is.

I don’t get why you guys are even worried about any relationships... they’re foreshadowing every relationship setting up for the next season. Varchie, chonie, bughead, falice, fangs and Kevin. The show would be over if there was no conflict in the world or the relationships.

Betty blatantly stated Alices whole character obstacle for three seasons. Her past.

Toni blatantly told Cheryl her character obstacle for three seasons. The loss of her identity and Jason.

Betty blatantly told Toni her character obstacle for three seasons. Her darkness (mental health), intrusive thoughts.

Ok that was my soap box. I thought this episode was one of the best of the season. I haven’t felt this way SINCE THE PREMIERE. I JUST DONT SEE HOW PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE FARM IS A BAD STORYLINE???

[wizisbored]

Tell me things about the feral goblin child pls

hell yea the gremlin child. bugebroph. buggie. soup.

so where im at currently, lydia was basically the kidnapping equivalent of an impulse purchase. beetlejuice was just vibing in the living world, hanging out i guess, and realised that this fuckin baby could see him. kid kept pointing at him and saying shit like "a". and he was fuckin obsessed. hell yeah, "a". he decided he liked the kid, so he just kinda... took her. there was some vague justification that he could teach her to summon him at some point in the future, but it was mostly just because hed taken a shine to her and he has awful awful impulse control.

lydia was always aware of the fact that she was stolen from the living. but she was raised on stories of juno and beetlejuice telling her that parents are dumb and she doesnt need them, so she doesnt particularly care. in fact, she thinks her life with beetlejuice - basically being raised as a demon - is much better than any life in the living world could be. all her clothes are conjoured for her by him and grow with her, and he makes her new ones whenever she wants them. up to a certain point she knew him solely as lawrence, since he didnt have any way of getting 'beetlejuice' across to a baby. he heared her parents say her name a few times before he took her, decided he liked it, and kept it. he didnt catch her surname.

she was raised primarily in the netherworld, with beetlejuice smuggling her in and out to bring her with him when he leaves and keeping her hidden. but eventually there comes a point - around 5 or 6 maybe - that shes still too young for him to leave by herself without worrying she'll be found out, but getting too big to easily smuggle. and after a near miss with juno, he decides that she needs to graduate to hiding in plain sight.

his plan basically boils down to 'make lydia a fake id and pass her off as a young demon'. in order to make the cover as convincing as he can, he binds her to a name in the same way he's bound to betelgeuse. he tries finding another star name, gives up, takes a thesaurus to his own name and then messes around with the spelling. hence, bugebroph - pronounced bug-broth. shes a little more particular about the spelling than beetlejuice, which is why i dont write it as bugbroth. its only until after he binds her that he remembers that it will prevent her from using his name to invoke, but he doesnt really care at this point. with her demon name and forged papers shes significantly safer, though beetlejuice still tries to keep her out of juno's sight.

when shes a little older, and hes gifted her a knife, beetlejuice starts leaving her in the netherworld while he visits the world of the living. its mostly due to the fact that shes visible, which complicates things for him. so little bugebroph, lacking even beetlejuice's lax supervision and hanging around the entrance to wait for him, begins making a habit of terrorising the recently deceased. the ghosts who are there regularly, such as miss argentina, come to know and recognise her. a few even know shes alive, but none have the heart to rat her out to juno. if beetlejuice wants to keep a pet breather thats his business, her fake id is convincing enough to let slide, and shes kinda cute in a distincly feral way. nobody brings up her mortality. but after a few too many comments about how she's oddly rosy-cheeked for a young demon - she doesnt get much sun but shes not quite as pale as the dead - she starts wearing masks that cover all or most of her face, just in case the wrong ghost gets too good a look at her. of course, these have the added bonus of aiding in her terrorising of new ghosts. ive sketched a few possible designs for em:

nobody's keeping track of her age, but shes a teenager when she finally manages to persuade beetlejuice to let her help with a haunt. and that's how she ends up in the home of adam and barbra maitland, shortly after it was purchaced by one charles deetz.

[shyrose57]

Brothers anon, it makes me really happy and comforts me that you enjoy reading what I submit. It makes me really happy to write all of this and finally be able to tell someone my ideas. Thank you so much.

At first he kept trying to deny the father figure role, but when one night Jackie had a nightmare and came to him and ended up calling him dad, he stopped denying it and accepted it. And once he accepted it he did basically adopt all of them. Jackie and Grievous are literally chaos incarnate most days. They regularly love to prank the contestants and just act insane. Ran and Jackie just kind of hang around eachother, like Ran could be reading and Jackie training and they'd enjoy eachothers company. They do sometimes nap next to eachother, or play card games (which is a rare instance where Ran gets (playfully) rilled up and competitive). Grievous and Ran bonding sadly gets interrupted when Ranbob suddenly drops in, but before that Grievous would try to talk to Ran about what book he's reading and just try to make conversation with him.

Oh the height difference definitely remains. And its both terrifying and hailours to new people. It's even better when it's a 2v2 fight because Jackie has a habit of just climbing Ran like a monkey gym and sitting on his shoulders and its terrifying.

Well, since the drinking age is 3, I personally think the age limit is like 14 or something close. I believe I made their ages as Ran is 19 (almost 20. Maybe 4 months away), Jackie is 16, Watson is 30 something, Grievous is 22, and Ranbob is 28 (Ran is younger than his brother by 9 years) I have written down all their ages somewhere (and the ages where the events of Mizu took place) and if I got any wrong I will submit another ask with their ages. The other gladiators have managed to keep good relationships with most of eachother. A few like Grievous and Genevieve are close, Edward, Levi, and Watson are drinking buddies. Lagguis sadly isn't as involved cause he is sick and can't vist often at all. (I think I got everyone. Tell me if I missed anyone please, I cant check cause whenever I exit tumblr, tumblr deletes everything in my ask :') )

I dont have many rules for the Pit rn but I do have, no injuries that could cause long term or chronic damage, no sabotaging opponents, no teaming unless its a team round, no blackmail or anything of the sort to force an opponent to forfeit, and in order for a battle to end due to forfeit both sides must agree to it. But the Pit in general is a lot of things, there's fights for money, fame, and positions (like general). There's tournaments meant for nothing other than to show skill and just to fight your heart out. It's open to anyone above 14 and anyone under 80, to people from Subbin to those just passing through.

And there are different battles in the Pit, theres singles, the ones we saw in the Tales of the SMP episode. Teams, where teams of 2 battles against eachother. Free-for-all, where literally everyone fights against eachother. And Ion battles, battles where there are super powered weapons (like flame 2 iron sword. Or strength 3 potions) that spawn in the area at random. Typically Ran and Watson work best toghere, as their strategists and plan everything with back up plans, and they always call out warnings and watch eachothers back so its incredibly hard to actually hit them. And Jackie and Grievous work best toghere, with the two going insane and often taking people by surprise with their unmeasure and randomized movements and attacks.

At the start Ranbob was completely under Dreams thrall, not being able to really think for himself and even foregoing self care. When Ranbob starts to become himself again the fishermen are more than confused and hesitant, with Cletus especially stating multiple times that it may just be a trick. So it takes a while but Isaac actually is the one to suggest maybe it isn't a trick, and has to do with the mask that was found. This is later confirmed when the mask is brought to the group and Ranbob has a massive negative reaction that sets him back to how he was when they first met him.

Im honestly not sure yet, I think I want it to be a 'lets never go back' type thing but im not positive yet.

I dont have a solid backstory for the fishermen, but I know I want a little bit of it to tie to the story. Do you have any ideas for their backstory or nah? I do know I want them to have met eachother while they where in unfortunate situations and because of those they got family level close.

Ranbob doesn't take the little space well at first; staying outside when able too, even though that really upset Benjamin; and Ranbob has no idea how the outside works and has no idea how to read the weather or what he can and cant eat, but hey the enderman boi is trying his best to make up for everything he's done. And trying to build his own house to not impose on the fishermen (much like Ranboo did with Techno), but Benjamin wouldn't accept that and kept dragging him inside. It wasn't that hard for Benjamin, Isaac, and Charles to get used to Ranbob, already being used to sharing a small house, it was more Cletus with him refusing to leave Ranbob alone even for a second because he doesn't trust Ranbob at all.

The two groups actually get along surprisingly well! They like eachother and Watson once said, "It was like a family reunion. Or like long lost siblings finally found their way home."

I am once again not sure! Originally I planned for them to stay in Subbin and in the Pit. But the more I think about it the more boring that is and more I like the idea of the groups traveling toghere in the world.

I like this question! So enderman travel in groups called hauntings right? I personally headcanon the enderman in this group are basically family, biological or not. And ever since Ran and Ranbob lost their family they lost their haunting, which can be mentally damaging to a enderman. Once Ran found Waston, Jackie, and Grievous and started hanging around them more, he started feeling a connection ot them he hasn't felt on a long time. He's claimed them, as his haunting, his family. And he'll defend them with his life against anyone and anything. And then suddenly Ranbob came in, a enderman that should be part of his haunting but isn't, a enderman that killed his previous haunting. So Ran is incredibly defensive over his group, and is trying his best to keep Ranbob as far from his haunting as possible, to protect them.

Now Ranbob also got a haunting, his being Charles, Isaac, Benjamin, and even Cletus. So Ranbob is also defensive over his family. But unlike Ran, Ranbob still considers his brother as part of his haunting, his family (and yes, Ranbob did think Ran was dead when he first chased him out years ago, so he's shocked and relieved that his baby brother is still alive). And he sees how his family gets along so well with Rans family and then starts to even consider Rans haunting part of Ranbob's. Basically Ranbob has a big heart and is willing to accept almost anyone into his family, no matter what they've done.

Yep, the reason Porkius is so interested in Ran is because he's an enderman hybrid. And no one else is a hybrid expect for the two brothers (and Porkius, with him being a piglin hybrid).

Porkius is excited! He's excited to see what happens and is more than happy to agree to help as long as he is kept in the loop. Though unless he's directly asked to be involved he prefers watching from a distance at whats happening. Just so he doesn't get mauled by a pissed off enderman.

Sorry for any spelling mistakes (its late) and its so long! Im probably going to try to shorten them.

I’m glad you’re happy, it’s a nice thing to feel. Your ideas are really cool, and I hope I’ll get to see more of them in the future.

Now, can I simply say how adorable so much of this is? Jackie going to Watson when he had a nightmare, the Rans being protective of their groups, Jackie climbing Ran? I love that, it’s very heartwarming and cute, and it made me smile.

So Watson wasn’t really sure what to do with his new title at first, hm? And then Jackie called him dad? How’d he feel about that? How’d Jackie feel about the slip? Or did he even notice? He’s parenting them all, he’s gonna have a dad voice and everything. How do the adopted ones feel about him embracing it?

Jackie and Grievous, two people to truly fear when they wish to cause havoc. Tremble before them. Do they prank people, or do they just become absolute madmen on the battlefield? Or something else. Honestly, anything with these two just instantly makes me amused. 

Jackie and Ran being chill buddies. very nice. Ran getting competitive over card games is a funny thought. Does he win often? Does Jackie? What kind of card games do they play?

Rather sad Ran and Grievous bonding is interrupted, but it’s nice to hear Grievous trying it. Hopefully they’ll get there someday. 

Oh my god, it’s the height difference. Jackie getting on Ran’s shoulder sounds absolutely terrifying. Imagine being some poor new guy pitted against these gremlins and the short ones climbs on the tall ones shoulder-both look absolutely gleeful with the destruction they’re about to wreak, and you already know you cannot outrun them. 

Jackie...Jackie...he’s da youngest. He’s small, and young, and you have no idea how much I’m laughing at this. I don’t even know why, it’s just really, really funny to me. Probably something to do with what a complete force of chaos we all know this boy is. Oddly fitting, but hilarious. How does Jackie feel about this? 

How do the others? Are they a bit more protective over him? Does Ran like to flaunt his three years more over him? 

Grievous and Genevieve are buddies! Very nice, they seem to have a good dynamic. Watson, Edward, and Levi also being close? Very interesting, has a lot of potential. I bet they share a lot of funny stories.

So we’ve established the basics of The Pit. Doesn’t seem too bad, for a fighting arena, to be honest. Seems pretty popular, actually. Do the gladiators live there? In the palace? Or do they just have a house somewhere nearby? What kind of establishments and areas are around? Food places, stores? 

So Ran and Watson are the scariest team because of their strategy, and Jackie and Grievous are the scariest team because of their randomness? It checks out. I’m curious though, how do the other combinations work out?

Ranbob sounds like he has a less than fun time here, and the poor guy could really use some closure. What’s he like, free from the influence of the mask? He seems pretty close to Benjamin, so at least he’s got that going for him. Though he and Cletus don’t seem to have the strongest bond at first. How is that resolved?

And how does Ran feel about his brother’s new haunting, after everything? I imagine that he’s at least a little bit unhappy with it, for one reason or another-and there’s quite a few reasons for him to pick from.

How did that house-building attempt go, between Ran never being above water, and probably never building a house before? I can’t imagine too well.

Some ideas for backstory, well, hm. Isaac seemed dressed a bit fancier than the others, perhaps he comes from a richer family than the others? That’s about all I’ve got for now, sorry. 

It’s nice to hear they got along, who clicks the easiest?

Possible road trip? Always fun.

So, the enderman hybrids have adopted their respective groups as their hauntings. You’ve mentioned Ranbob’s pretty cool with this, how does Ran feel? Obviously, he’s less than pleased with Ranbob, but what about the fishermen? Protective Ran and Ranbob! How protective exactly? Is it subtle, or overbearing at times? Actually, how do their instincts lead to them interacting with their groups overall?

Porkius must not see Ender hybrids too often, if he’s so interested in them. It’s nice that he’s willing to help out though, and his concern is valid. I wouldn’t want an angry enderman hybrid after me either. 

Are hybrids not overly common, then, if there’s only Ran, Ranbob, and Porkius around currently, or are they just not mentioned a lot?

Thanks for the ask, a lot of it made me smile. I enjoyed reading it, and I hope you’ll be willing to send more when you have the time.

[hhawkeye]

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HI okay one of my fave silly little ideas is like. basically bj goes to maine and like. hawkeye doesnt reject him exactly but he kind of goes “look dude i have my own shit to deal with right now and i cant have you spur of the moment abandoning your wife and child to come try to sleep with me when you havent even thought this through and we are both clearly going through something” etc yknow. and bj is like. well i thought about this for the last two or eight years and yes okay i may have had a little bit of a crazy moment and dropped everything to come here but im fine and normal and i cant believe youre rejecting me like this but whatever i’ll respect your decision. and he fucks off. and ends up in boston because Why Not right idk theres got to be a good reason for it but i cant think of any except hes going to visit charles and or margaret (who are of course going to get lavender married) but idk if that really works but ANYWAY. whosoever should he happen to meet at a bar in boston but newly divorced trapper. and idk if he knows its trapper from the start but i think he figures it out at some point and obviously trapper doesnt have a clue who bj is but hes like well this guy is sexy. so ANYWAY theyre talking and bj is like. drunk and a crazy person so i think he kind of is like haha omg 😳 ur so big and strong and hot 😳 do you wanna ummm get out of here 😳 and trapper is like Yes and they get to like maybe the alley. and then trapper like kisses bj and bj kisses back and then punches poor trapper who is like, oh great i’m about to get fucking gaybashed? by the cop from the village people? (except he doesnt think that bc its the 50s and the village people didnt exist yet) and anyway hes like whatever if its gonna happen its gonna happen and like, trapper is allergic to punching people but he will fight back if he must, except then bj starts CRYING and trappers like. ah i see. this guy is a self hating closeted homosexual. i get it now. and he like pats bj on the back and is like look its fine cmon i’ll get you another drink. but then he hears bj mutter-sob something about hawkeye. and trapper is like. holy shit. and anyway long story short hes like did this guy know hawkeye after i left? was he there when hawkeye died? and its a whole thing and they end up going back to trappers apartment and there is a really hellish minute where trapper is like. kind of asking about hawkeye and what happened in the end and bj does think about not correcting trappers assumption that hes dead. but then hes like jesus christ thats so fucked up of me and he starts crying even more and i think theres a fun moment where trapper is sitting beside him kind of :/ but not Doing anything about it and it’s all very period of adjustment yknow. anyway eventually bj pulls himself together enough to be like no hawkeyes alive and well actually so well he told me to fuck off not *checks watch* twelve hours ago so! and trappers like ???????????? because like. Huh???? and anyway bj ends up explaining his whole life story to HIS MORTAL ENEMY TRAPPER and like idk what happens or how it resolves itself here but they eventually end up with this weird like therapist pen pal situation going on where they dont ever like properly talk about things but they also kind of do? and they have this common thread of being in love with hawkeye going on and trapper still has not contacted hawkeye btw bc hes like well he told this dude to fuck off so why would he want to talk to ME of all people. and its all just like a total mess. and anyway they hook up a few times also<3 and idk what happens in the end i think they all just like sort of become a little bit healthier as people and then finally beejtraphawk happens because duh 🙄

you know what im so sorry for this answer i dont know what a paragraph break is. i am allergic to being comprehensible i think :) anyway

[askthetoppatclan]

Yeah, I did another Hunger Games Simulator, they are just a fun thing to do while I’m stuck at work, so enjoy, because this was rather short:

-Reg ambushed Galeforce and killed him, guess that was the revenge for last game

-Edna shoots an arrow into Medical Toppats head, c’mon Edna, they could have actually healed you xD

-Right tried to shoot Terrence with an arrow but killed Papageni instead, I’m not even making this up, this is the most tragic thing I ever had to read

-Charles commited suicide because he couldnt take the circumstances anyone. Well, bye from my blog then-

-Carol died from toxic berries while Reginald and Burt were talking about old times, stuff happens

-Henry tried to poison Seths drink but then accidentally drinked it and died. Thats what you get for trying to kill Seth

-The Anons killed the Oracle. She probably saw it coming.

-Sven threw a knife into Reginald’s chest, guess Right will go on another genocide

-Toppat Anon and Burt fought against Rupert and Dave, Toppat Anon and Burt survived. Seems like Dave and Rupert werent the best team

-The Anons killed Sven, probably as a revenge for Reginald’s murder

-Mod and Wasabi tell stories about each other in their shelter, which sounds about right for our friendship

-Lillia and Ellie hold hands, which is a ship I could see tbh-

-Right Hand Man hunted Wasabi down and killed her, come on Right, Terrence is still alive you know?

-Toppat Anon tried to force me to kill Clarkson or Terrence. Apparently I couldnt do it so I got killed instead. I can see why I havent drawn you in a while, hoe-

-Edna spears Mr. Macbeth in the abdomen, next stop on the paintrain is death apparently

-Toppat Anon, Right and Terrence fight but Toppat anon runs as Right kills Terrence. At least Terrence is finally dead.

-Right Hand Man kills Ellie with an explosive, I dont even wanna know how many kills he has right now

-Edna kills both the Anons and Toppat Anon, which has a weird feeling of irony for me.

-Right ambushed Lillia and killed her, Right really needs to chill for just a second-

-Burt tried to convince Edna to not kill him, she hesitated and then he killed her, thats just straight up savage man

-For some reason Right is merciful with Clarkson, even if he killed like 5 other people already

-Now Right and Clarkson snuggle, I think Right is a bit lonely after Reg got killed?

-And right after that Right falls off a tree and dies and Clarkson dies from thirst, that could have gone better

So…..Burt won!

[throbbin-bobbies]

Y'all interested in a James Norrington x reader short story?

I wanna know what people think of this bad boi

Word count: 1630

Another warm day at Port Royal. The sun was high in the sky, kissing the lands with its warmth. Today was the day some of the Royal Navy's crew would be arriving, so naturally I decided to go down to the ports and greet the boys like I usually do. With some baked goods of course. The men always enjoy cookies and other sorts of sweets any other time, but I've always figured that after some time at sea they would be a lovely welcome back.

I walked out onto the balcony from my bedroom, spyglass on the small metal table still from last night. I could see the ships coming in to dock, but that didn't stop me from looking through my spyglass to get a better look. The men seemed to be carrying business out as per usual, following orders and getting ready to dock the ships. I took this as a cue to start heading down to the port with some sweets for the lads. An abundancy of cookies and muffins to choose from, two of the house servants helped me carry everything to the carriage. Charles and Arthur, two of the households servants, are usually always the ones to head down to port with me on these occasions. With me in the carriage making sure the sweets dont topple over, Charles and Arthur sat atop the carriage and started their way down to our destination.

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Everything was going well, like usual. Having some small talk with some of the men getting off, talking with the officers and such.

"Ah! Miss (l/n)! What a sight to see after a long journey at sea!" An officer and friend of mine, Theodore Johnson beamed walking down the port.

"Theodore! I see you're alive and well, the sea hasn't tried eating you whole yet? Or has it, and you left a bad taste in its mouth?" I joked with him. We talked a bit more, about the same things we usually would when coming back to port. Rough waters giving troubles, pirates, and prisoners.

"We haven't got as many prisoners as we did our last go around. However, we did find a man floating adrift on some wood in the waters. Very odd discovery, but he's proven to be decent enough. Much more pleasant than his appearance I must say. The past couple months has proven to be  rather...difficult for the man."

"Well the world is rather cruel, especially in these parts. It's no surprise that any man or woman would be roughed up by the nature of the Caribbean." I said, watching Theodore grab a third cookie with a grin saying 'please?' And 'I'm just going to sneeeak this one, dont hurt me' in a playful manner. "Just take the cookie Theodore, I'm not going to chop your cookie greedy fingers off if you take another."

"Thank you dearie, you're so sweet" he smiled triumphantly with a cookie in hand.

"Has the man floating adrift have a name?" I asked.

"Yes. The man is –" Theodore started, holding his arm out in a gesture to someone behind me.

"James Norrington. Who asks?" I heard a man say walking up to my side. When I looked over I almost couldn't believe what I saw. The man that I thought surely had fallen off the face of the earth. Someone I've known for years, my dear friend James was alive and well.

"James! I thought you had gone and gotten yourself hurt! Or worse yet - killed!" I said practically shoving the tray of cookies into Theodores hands so I could hug James.

"No, no" he chuckled hugging me back, "its takes a lot more than what you'd think in order to get rid of me".

"I hate to break this little reunion, but we must be headed to see Lord Beckett, (y/n)" Theodore said, taking a bite out of a new cookie as my hug with James ended.

"Theodore I'm surprised you're not double in size with how many cookies you eat!" I teased him, causing him to smile. "But I'll let you two boys go attend to Lord Beckett. I would however like to see you again afterwards this evening, James. If you dont mind that is."

"Of course, (y/n), I always enjoy spending time with you. If I can not tonight, I'll send word to you for another time, alright?"

"I'll be waiting" I smiled, taking the platter of cookies from Theodore. He looked like a child robbed of their sweets. I grabbed a small stack of cookies and handed one to him, as well as James. "Take care you two! Theodore I expect James back in one piece, else you get no more sweets from me".

James chucked starting to walk towards land, but Theodore looked as if he was told his ship had been sunk. "I'll see to it then!"

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*Later that evening*

I had yet to hear from James or Theodore since around noon when we were all on the docks. I was walking around my family's gardens. A beautiful array of colors and smells along with the overlooking view of the light blue Caribbean waters. I stopped near a section of the garden actually dropped off a bit. Maybe ten feet, but my father had a thick stone fence placed at the edge so no one would fall and break their neck. And also because I fell off the edge. But that's another story.

I leaned onto the warm stone, having been baked in the sun all day, letting out a sigh.

"Dear old James Norrington...if only you knew how much I missed you and care about you..." I thought out loud, one hand propped up under my chin.

"I believe I can say, now, I know" I jumped hearing James and seeing him suddenly appear next to me at the stone fence.

"Christ almighty!" I jumped, causing him to smile. I noticed he was no longer in torn clothing, and cleane. He was wearing a Commodores uniform, clean shaven and all. "Don't you know better than to sneak up on people James?"

"Forgive me for startling you, (y/n). But I can't help but ask...what did you mean by what you said just now?" James questioned, toying with a pebble on the fence.

I swear I could feel my face put off steam with how hot it got. "Oh, uhhh... well..." I started off, unsure how to go about the situation. "Well, honestly James," I said looking up to him, him looking up as well and meeting my eyes, "I've missed you so much ever since you left. Even more so than before, when you were with the Royal Navy. I knew you'd be coming back, this past time I didn't know if I'd ever see you again... I've...cared about you — liked you — for a long time. I just...You may think it's dumb, I'm sorry."

Now it was my turn to fiddle with pebbles, looking down at small rock that was suddenly very interesting. I could feel James' gaze on me still. I figured he was still processing what I've told him, thinking of a response.

"(Y/n)...you...like me? For..how long?" He asked curiously.

"Hmmmm...a good two years I'd say. But I'd be a liar if I said that's the time I admitted it to myself, it's likely much longer than that." I briefly looked into his blue eyes, dancing with emotions.

"I...I never knew! I thought you never liked me in such a manner" James said, taking his tri fold hat off.

"I never let you know because I knew you'd never feel the same way back" I looked up to him. "You had Elizabeth you loved, there was no doubt you would've chosen her over me."

James suddenly looked me dead in the eyes, "No! That's not true, (y/n), I believe you have yourself mixed with Elizabeth in that situation."

"What do you mean?" I was confused to say the least. I turned my body towards James, watching him fidget around a bit.

"What I mean is that I would've chosen you over Elizabeth any day. Anywhere. Any time. I simply thought had I asked for your hand in marriage courtship you would laugh at me and not want to be around me anymore. " He smiled, taking a step closer, "I think it's safe to say that it seems we both have fancied each other for quite some time, (y/n). We just don't know how to use our words." He chuckled lowly.

Noticing how close we were I couldn't help but notice more details on his face. Namely the two fresh knicks from shaving by his jawline. 'How cute' I laughed internally.

"Well...sometimes the loudest things can be said without words" I laughed.

James merely smiled and chuckled, one hand on the stone, taking a step over so he was directly in front of me and placing his hand with his hat on the other side of me. "Oh, do tell, lovie. I'm curious. Have you any examples for me?" he purred, bending down in front of me to match my height.

My elbows were up against the stone slid back further, so I could snake my hands along the railing and up to James arms. "Hmmm...I think you're a smart man James, I'm positive you can figure this one out." I winked with a grin, our faces only inches away.

James started to wrap his arms around me. The hand with his hat went to my back, while his free hand rushed to the back of my head. "Mmm yes, I believe I have" was all he said before he closed the distance between us.

[im-justso-bored]

Week 3 of clown theories and analysis

S3E03 - Meetings Have Biscuits

OH BOY. what a lot to unpack here. so im gonna save that Scene™ for last because i’ll never get to everything else if i don’t. i’m actually having to rewatch while writing this review because honestly what even happened other than The Bus Scene™??

The Tuning Fork Kills - i’m not a big fan of these kills, they were so unrealistic lol everything else about this scene was gold though. V going back and forth between the maid and the baby was hilarious. im disappointed we couldn’t actually see V steal the baby. does V even know how to properly hold a baby lol

I Have All My Best Thoughts In The Bath - Such a Carolyn thing to do here lol idk about anyone else but when Eve came into the bathroom, i got so excited, you can just tell when she walks through the door that she’s back to her old self. also this might be an unpopular opinion but i like Mo. i saw some posts about how unusual it is that Eve trusts the Bitter Pill team so quickly but i think it’s less a matter of trust and more a matter of resources. both Bitter Pill and MI6 need something from the other and Eve surely can’t do it all herself. Also each group is invested with Kenny working at Bitter Pill and then of course, Carolyn being invested as his mother. i dont think either group is really happy about the arrangement but they’re working with it to achieve a common goal

I’m Not Ready - i love how Dasha just casually puts the baby in the trash and literally no one notices lol. I’m actually really surprised that V didn’t hop on the next flight to London after processing that Eve is alive. i guess that really shows just how much V actually feels when it comes to Eve that she LITERALLY HAS TO SORT OUT HER FEELINGS BEFORE SEEING EVE, she’s such a gay mess and im here for it

6 Million Euros - so im a little confused by how willing Konstantin was to loan Charles 6 million euro that he doesn’t have. it seems that they’re old friends based on their conversation about their families but it sill seems a bit strange to me how Konstantin agreed to give him the money. Also if V was tasked with killing Charles, wouldn’t Konstantin know this if he’s supposedly still working for The Twelve? so why go through the trouble of looking for the money if he was just going to die anyway? This makes me believe that Konstantin is working for someone else entirely. what do you guys think?

Roman Centurion - can we talk about how V is literally everyone who has ever gotten their heartbroken? she gets to London fully expecting to see Eve and instead of putting on La Villanelle, she decides to go for a “powerful” scent to show Eve just how much she’s moving up in the world and has “moved on”. she’s so dramatic 😂

Poland - Niko is moving further and further out of Eve’s life and as much as i want it to be Eve who is done with him, i’ll take it at this point because finally.

Who Doesn’t Answer Their Phone On A Stakeout?! - what a GREAT scene. Other than The Bus Scene™, i think this is my favorite scene of season 3 so far. This scene really brought me back to season 1 with the music, the tension, the coldness and calm with how V carried out the kill. 10/10. this is also my favorite kill of season 3 so far. everything about this scene was perfect. This scene was also a great tribute to Killing Eve: No Tomorrow! the tension was sooooo good, this scene actually gave me chills. like i was pretty confident that Carolyn wasn’t going to die but they had me second guessing myself. also the way Mo reached out for Carolyn and was so relieved when she opened her eyes! Both of their performances here was incredible. Especially when Carolyn went home. We’re seeing so many different sides of Carolyn this season and Fiona is nailing all of them!

I’m Wearing Power - I love Villanelle and Konstantin’s relationship so much, i totally thought V was going to say something about how Eve kissed her and Konstantin would be the disapproving best friend who has told her countless times to stay away from her “ex”. im really curious to see where Villanelle’s interest in finding her family stems from. she said that in order to have power, you need knowledge and that’s why she wants to find her family which i believe is partly true but i also think there’s another reason. we’ve seen her having more feelings this season like when she was empathizing with Felix and then when watching the news with the father and the baby. Maybe she wants to know what that feels like? To have someone so happy to see you again after thinking you were gone? maybe she saw herself as the baby? Her family thinks she’s dead and maybe she’s thinking she’ll get that same reaction when returning to them. if that’s the case, that will reunion will end badly for her. im excited to see how much episode 4 dives into this storyline.

Admit it, Eve. You Wish I Was Here - okay so this scene was just as gay as The Bus Scene™, if not more so. Eve went through so many emotions here. Confusion as to where the voice was coming from, realization when finding the bear, anger at the thought of V toying with her again, and then ending with just pure fucking longing and acceptance as she replayed the voice over and over again. she’s so gay and i’m so glad she’s finally giving into it

The Bus Scene™ - it’s been 18 hours and i still haven’t processed that this actually happened. we were all satisfied with them beating the shit out of each other but they really went above and beyond with this scene. everything about this scene was perfect. the way Villanelle walked up Eve just radiated confidence and big dyke energy and i think i speak for all of us when i say, Jodie could step on me and call me a piece of shit and i would thank her. Eve was ON SIGHT and I STAN. Eve’s reaction was absolutely perfect. I love just how completely she caught V off guard and got a couple of hits in before V regained her composure and ABSOLUTELY TOOK CONTROL OF EVE AND MANEUVERED HER AROUND THAT BUS WHILE SMILING. Like godDAMN, that was sexy, the power struggle between the two of them is just perfect. and the wAY V FUCKING HOPPED OVER THE SEATS AND SO EFFORTLESSLY STRADDLED EVE. i don’t think i’ve ever been more attracted to anything else. and in the midst of all of this, V had the audacity to say “Smell me, Eve”, i love how unpredictable she is because that sure as hell caught me off guard but at the same time, sexy as hell, only V could make something so outrageous sound so sexy. and the fact that Eve kissed her is sooo important. V was never going to do it first, not after Eve stabbed her and i’m so glad the decision was made to have Eve initiate the kiss. it wouldn’t mean as much to us as fans and to V if V were to do it first. I love how all of V’s confidence and “power” just evaporated when Eve kissed her, we stan a soft Villanelle! and the way they paused to look at each other before EVE HEADBUTTS HER WHICH IS JUST PERFECT. Everything about this scene is so in character for both of them. As outrageous as this scene may seem for anyone from the outside looking in, it was fucking perfect for these characters and everything we needed for a first kiss from them. i’m really excited to see them together again later in the season. i’m really curious to see how or if this changes the dynamic for them. look out for a fanfic about this soon, i think that’s the only way im going to be able to fully process this

OVERALL - i really enjoyed this episode, the tension was just perfect, the plot is picking up and really seems to be going somewhere which im really looking forward to. as of right now, this season could really go anywhere and im really excited to see how it all plays out. i cant believe that after next week we’ll be halfway through season 3, it’s all going by so fast! thanks for letting me rant!

[kingofbr00klyn]

Newsies prompts! Yeah! Um... 1. Jack being a big brother to Race. 2. Crutchie and Racetrack getting into some trouble together. 3. Jack and Spot caring for some of the littles. Pick one or write them all idc. Can’t wait to read!

Hi this took me like 4 days to write, I thought it was longer than that but okay, I have loads of other stuff in the works, this is just the first one I finished. Sorry for the wait. So this is for the prompt we’re Crutchie and Race get into trouble.

I tried to mix both 1992sies and livesies in this, but I don’t think it really comes across. Also, this story is ever so slightly exaggerated, but oh well. But it’s been a while since I’ve written anything, so this probably isn’t the best.

This will also be found on my AO3 account.

"Remind me ta never listen ta you again."

"How was I'se suppost ta know this would 'appen?"

"Well, I dunno. But now I’m in trouble because a’ summing I didn’t even do."

“Oh c’mon! Nuthin’ bad happened. I came out worse than you did. You get to go home scot-free.”

“But still. This is all your fault an’ I’m gonna make sure everyone knows it.”

"Wow, Crutch, whatta' way to throw a pal under da bus."

"You'se deserve it."

Race rolled his eyes and sulked further down into his chair, only to regret it when the hard plastic rubbed uncomfortably into his back. He glanced at his companion, who looked just about as shit as he felt. Crutchie kept nervously running a hand through his hair and fidgeting with the helm of his shirt, he looked like someone who had just been caught doing something illegal. Oh wait, that's because he had. Let's take a step back, shall we?

2 hours earlier.

Crutchie stood outside his door step, awaiting Race's arrival. The two had decided to spend the evening together, since none of their other friends were available. Race had said he would pick him up at 6. After Crutchie's watch ticked 6:15, Race's old TP Cruiser pulled up. He wore a bright, cheeky grin as he leaned over to open the passenger side door. "Get in loser, we're going shopping!" Crutchie gleefully obliged, grabbing his crutch and sliding into the front seat.

"Are you ready for the funnest night of yer life?" Race asked, a unlit cigar hanging loosely from his mouth.

Crutchie laughed. "We'se just goin' ta the diner on 4th, ain't we?"

"Nope," Race grabbed something from the cupholder beside him and handed it to Crutchie. "Just got this from my guy. Thought we'd treat ourselves tonight." It was a fake ID.

Antonio Higgings

11/12l1997

XXX XXXX XXX

XX/XX/XX

XX/XX/XX

"Yer guy?" Crutchie snorted, handing the card back. "You'se mean Albert."

"Maybe I do. Anyway, I'm low on cigs and shit, so I thought we'se stop by a corner shop and see how well this baby works." Starting the engine, Race pulled out of Crutchie's drive and set off for the nearest place that would give them what they wanted.

"What if we'se get caught? I don't wanna be done just because you'se got a nicotine addiction." Crutchie offered, messing with the diles for the radio.

"Then I punch Albert in the face," Race resorted. That drew a snicker from the blonde. "But seriously, don't worry 'bout it. Everthin's gonna be a-okay!"

Spolier altert; it wasn't.

After 10 or so minutes of driving, Race pulled to a stop and poorly parked the car. "Eh, good enough." He got out, with Crutchie tailing right behind him.

"You don't gotta come in. Ya know, cuz yer so scared of gettin' caught." The taller boy mocked.

Crutchie retaliated by hitting Race in the leg with his crutch. "I'm comin' wit' cha so you don't get punched in the face." Race forged offence, but waved off the comment.

The shop was small, just your regular off-licence, cheap booze with an even cheaper taste, the perfect thing to fuel Race's needs. A little bell rang as they opened the door, there weren't many people inside the shop, Crutchie noted the few middle aged men who were likely in there for similar reasons as themselves. Race swaggered to the front counter, an air of confidence around him. The shop clerk, a young man with a stoic expression, rolled his eyes at the tall blonde.

"What can I get you?" The clerk's tone was as cheerful as expected.

Race grinned cockily. "A smile would be a start, sweetheart," The shop clerk didn't respond, but continued to glare the boy down. "Okay then… A box o' ya finest Corona's and summa that scotch ya got up there." Race slapped $50 on the counter, along with his fake ID.

The clerk picked the card up, eying it suspiciously. Crutchie had a feeling this wouldn’t end well. “Yah think you’re funny, kid? Think I don’t know what a fake ID looks like?” The clerk said. “I’m gonna have to call the cops, you know.”

Race’s expression floored. Disbelief and fear quickly made itself at home. Crutchie felt a similar dread rise up in his stomach, he looked to Race for an inkling of what to do next, but the tall boy just continued to stare dumbly. Until he finally said, “I’m gonna fuckin’ kill Albert.”

As it turns out, the shop had an undercover officer outside the shop to deal with instances like this. The clerk called him in, and he escorted Crutchie and Race to the local station. Luckily, they had pretty much just been given a slap on the wrist and a call home. Except, since this wasn’t Race’s first offence, so he had also been slapped with a $50 fine.

The boys anxiously awaited the arrival of the parents. Race had already had a million and one messages from his brother, Jack. The sonva’ was having a field day with this. Text after text about how much trouble Race would be in, how he was grounded and how much shit Jack’s going to give him for this. Race ignored his brother, instead opting for spamming Albert with a variety of angry messages in all caps.

GottaGoFast - RedHeadHoe

19:05

GottaGoFast: ALBERT FUCKING DASILVA

GottaGoFast: U FUCKING BITCH

GottaGoFast: IM SO GOING TO KILL U

RedHeadHoe: ???

GottaGoFast: im at the police station

RadHeadHoe: oh what did u do now???

RedHeadHoe: OH

RedHeadHoe: YOU GOT CAUGHT

RedHeadHoe: HA

GottaGoFast: YEAH AND ITS ALL UR FAULT

RedHeadHoe: how is it my fault???

GottaGoFast: BECAUSE UR THE 1 WHO GAVE ME THE ID

RedHeadHoe: dude u didnt have to use it

RedHeadHoe: also i dont make them so it aint my fault

RedHeadHoe: blame my guy

GottaGoFast: ur guy?????

RedHeadHoe: ye

RedHeadHoe: skittery

GottaGoFast: ok but ur still dead

RedHeadHoe: cool

GottaGoFast: dentys gonna be here soon so gotta go

RedHeadHoe: good luck my dude

GottaGoFast: fuck u

RedHeadHoe: :)

Race slipped his phone into his pocket, just in time to see some familiar faces walk though the station door. Bryan Denton, Race’s foster father, walked up to the receptionist desk, before being pointed towards where the boys were sitting. Race looked at Crutchie, before straightening his back and putting on his most charming smile. "Heya Denty!" Race beamed, hoping to the gods above that this would go in his favour. Bryan didn't look particularly mad, but Denton never really got mad. It was like the man was incapable of it, it was great, and Race had done a lot of things that would cause any parent to flip their shit.

"Race," Bryan started, calm and collected as always."What were you thinking?" Okay, maybe it wasn't as great as Race thought, Denton's tranquill state was quite unsettling at the moment, Race had no idea what he was thinking.

"We'se just wanted to have a bit a' fun, ya know, teenage stuff," The blonde rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "Did they'se tell ya 'bout da fine?"

"Yeah, they told me over the phone," Denton said. "I'll pay it and then we'll go home. Jack's waiting for us in the car.”

Race rolled his eyes. "Oh yay."

Crutchie didn't really pay much attention to the scene in front of him, he was too caught up in his own head. Fear and worry filled his thoughts, his grandmother wasn't the most forgiving then it came to things like this. Crutchie remembered once when he was 7 and snuck out of his room in the middle of the night to get one of the freshly baked cookies his grandmother had made that day, the elderly woman had found out about his midnight snack and boy was there hell to pay. She wasn't particularly mean or nasty, she could just be strict at times.

Times like these, Crutchie thought as he saw his grandmother barrel towards him with an expression that would make the toughest of men wet themselves. "Charles Andrew Morris! You are in so much trouble, young man!" Oh no, she used his full name. He really was a goner.

"Race, I don't think I'm comin' outta this alive…” Crutchie said.

Race snorted. "Don't worry, my dude, I got this." Crutchie didn't have time to ask what 'this' was, as Race stepped in front of him and greeted his grandmother.

"Mrs Morris, so good ta see ya 'gain," Race started. That diverted the woman from her path of destruction, as she instead gave the blonde a striking glare. The Italian tried not to shrink under her gaze, opting to continue with his sentence. "So um, ya see, Ma'am. It wasn't actually Crutchie's fault, it was mine. So, err, don't punish him for my mistake."

What?

Crutchie was in complete disbelief. And he wasn't the only one, Bryan shared a similar expression. While Race was a good friend, he was also a bit of an asshole, so him taking all the blame for this (even though it was his fault), was a surprise.

Crutchie’s grandmother eyed the boy suspiciously, before she turned on her heels and walked away. “Come on, Charlie, it’s time to go home.”

Crutchie was slightly dumbfounded, but didn’t question as he hugged Race. “Thanks man.”

Race winked and smiled. “No problem, Crutch. Text me if you ain’t dead!”

“Will do!”

RiceCrutchies - Racer

21:35

RiceCrutchies: Guess who aint dead :)))

Racer: yayyyy

Racer: so what happened

RiceCrutchies: Gran wasn’t very happy but she wasnt too mad

RiceCrutchies: Im grounded for 2 weeks tho

Racer: oh well at least we had 1 last night of fun before that

RiceCrutchies: Yea so how’d it go with Denton???

Racer: not too bad

Racer: im also grounded but they took my cigs at the police station so i need to get more from Albert

RiceCrutchies: You think you would have learnt your lesson but ok

Racer: ���

Racer: i gotta go crutch see you in school???

RiceCrutchies: Yeah, see you and try not to do anything illegal between then

Racer: no promises

RiceCrutchies: 🤦‍

[girldraki]

CHARLES GEARS?

BEAUTIFUL PERFECT MOTHERFUCKING CHARLES GEARS? GOD DAMN BRILLIANT ANOMALY CONTAINING LEVEL FOUR CLEARANCE DESIGNATED: THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS CITY WHO CAN HANDLE ME MOTHERFUCKING CHARLES. GEARS. ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE REBLOGGING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT CHARLES GEARS. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE TO ENDURE SO MUCH TRAUMA WHY DID THE FOUNDATION HAVE TO FUCK AROUND AND MAKE HIM DEAL WITH SO MUCH SHIT HIS EMOTIONS SHUT DOWN IS HE PERFECT? IS HE AN ANGEL? MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MAN IN MY LIFE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLD’S MOST PERFECT FACE GET BACK IN HERE AND DONT YOU DARE BE SAD ANYMORE if i wanted to get into heaven and god said charles gears isn’t here i would pull out a thirty one mile long list telling him why he’s wrong and half of those reasons would be Because I Love Him its a good thing there are tales about him because if i had to go this whole time without hearing his voice not only would i close the tab i would delete my scp-wiki.net bookmark and have to go through the whole site again for the experience of being able to take all the times when he is mentioned or alive and put them into one clip for me to listen to on repeat for the rest of my life i can’t even explain why i love him so much he contains skips but i am just adoring because i am love unlike SOME PEOPLE he has a fucked up back story and his trauma has literally taken away his emotional expression but hes still capable of growth and making the right choices venmo me @iloveandrespectcharlesgears skip isnt even about him vaguely mentions what is maybe supposed to be his daughter and i fucking lose it is he dead? i hope he isnt but if he is im gonna so deeply wish he wasnt man of my dreams i would hug gears so hard that his emotional repression would finally give up the ghost under my big meaty arms and as it evaporated into the psychosphere spell out NOW YOU’RE TALKING in binary code i can’t right now i am crying at this point i wish there was a confirmed date for when gears’ birthday happens so that every year i could see the reminder on my phone and pay my respects to the man who contained the clockwork virus

[humanransome-note]

Idk y but I headcanon that Beetlejuice HATES showers but loves baths. (He doesn’t know there’s a difference)

so some bg on how this came to me. My neighbors have a dog, tiny white n light brown shiz tsu, [i call it mash potato {pahtayta}]. They also have some kids, younger side, one day I get home from school and the kids have got MP in a cage outside and are just blasting this little dude with the garden hose. The parents came round and stopped it b4 I got out of the car. But still

N ive seen some of the small comics/headcanons @cirilee had 4 their tiny!BJ au (fukin adorable by the way) and I could just see Juno blasting him with a hose instead of bathing him proper/having him take a shower (she doesn’t have to wrangle him into the bathroom, or be affectionate in anyway, she sees it as efficient) he gets older she stops doing it and he just kinda (ferments? marinates? either way he stinky) the closest thing he gets to bathing/showering is rain and even that’s few n far between

Neway the musical happens but he comes back round and everyone lives happily with their stinky opossum demon. But as previously stated, he STINKY™️, he SMELLY™️, his odor qualifies as a smelling salt. Lydia swears the flowers in the garden whither just a bit when passes by.

nasty boi

It starts with little hint from the Maitlands talking about how they miss how great fresh laundry smells (they can still smell stuff it’s just duller(?) smhow) they also tried out a bunch of weird hobbies and junk u cannot tell me they didn’t take a candle making class so they bring it up and how they love sented candles

But being subtle with Beetlejuice is like trying to tickle a brick wall so after a few weeks Charles/Lydia finally snap (Delia doesn’t seem like the “snapping” type, at least not this way) “BEETLEJUICE YOU NEED TO BATHE!” He gets defensive n twitchy “I don’t gotta I’m a ghost” or “I havent washed in centuries why do I gotta start now!?”

They go back n forth 4 a bit until “IF YOU DONT GET IN THAT SHOWER I WILL BLAST YOUR UNDEAD ASS WITH THE HOSE!” The red that’s been creeping up his hair stops, the color just drains out of him, he looks double dead. His hair’s a splotchy mess of purple, black, and yellow. It’s not bright either it’s that murky mustard almost brown color you get from bruises. B4 they can figure out what’s wrong he just *poofs* (there’s even smth depressing about his poof)

Cue Lydia and the maitlands having a proper “fuck what’s wrong what did I do” freak out (Charles feels bad, but not freak out bad)

Barbra finds him crammed in a corner of the basement. BeeJ isnt rlly the biggest guy, but he’s not tiny either but he’s crammed in this corner (he probably wouldn’t have been able to get there if he were alive)

She trys to talk to him n he kinda whimpers. This is Not Good. The only time they’ve ever seen him even remotely like this it’s had smth to do with his mother. (Barbra was never really the violent type, but she’s dead now, n she woulda done anything to have a kid when she and Adam were alive [ready,set is cute n funny but that subplot from the DC run shoulda stayed I think] so to hear about someone who had a child when that should have been impossible and to then treat that child [now adult] like Juno did, well Juno got off light with that sandworm)

It takes some coaxing, some poking and prodding but she finally gets it out of him n yeah trying to bathe a toddler is like trying to corral cats but that’s just cruel (again Juno got off easy with that sandworm)

She starts to tell him that real showers arnt like that and he knows, it’s just, he can’t make himself get past it

So she suggests a bath

“Arnt they the same thing?”

“No bug they’re different.” She explains it to him, and of course he tries to make it something crass but even without the promise of a naked Adam or Barbra (or both) he’s excited.

He’s not stupid nor is he compleatly oblivious, he knows he’s rank, but he’d rather be gross than have a panic attack from smth that basically every breather does (how can he scare ppl if he’s scared of something they do everyday?)

Cut to the bathroom, Lydia doesn’t know what’s going on and the fact Barbra and Adam go in too makes her not want to, but as long as that demon gets clean, she didn’t care.

Having to explain to someone who’s lived for millenia how to properly bathe themselves is not something the maitlands thought they’d ever do, but than again they never really thought about what’d happen after they die so ¯\_(��)_/¯

Beetlejuice is CLEAN

(the bathtub isn’t but it’ll survive)

[mystery666]

Dreams of a better life

Part one of suicidal Charles story

Charles was giggling in his dreams he was cuddling Henry the perfect Henry who never left him and treated him like he was actually real. "Thank you Henry for staying with me at least you'll never leave me" Charles said softly hugging Henry closer. "Charles we can only stay together as long as your asleep the Henry out there would never treat you like this" dream Henry said gently caressing Charles lip before leaning in and kissing those soft lips. Charles kissed back he loved his dream Henry but knew that this perfect Henry didn't exist. "I don't want to wake up Henry I dont want to leave you" Charles said softly crying as he began to wake up. Why did real life have to rip him away from his fantasy world Charles woke up with tears on his face looking up at two people laughing at him. Henry and ellie were in his room laughing because Charles never slept in. "get out" Charles said angrily shoving them out of the room. Charles looked back at his pillow seeing his secret under there contemplating using his secret to go back to sleep "not today t-there's too much to do"

Charles sighed getting ready for the day and leaving his house trying not to hear the whispers and nasty remarks about how bad he looked. Charles mental health had been steadily declining ever since someone said that he was basically a burden on the team of triple threat. Ever since he hadnt said much loosing his old cheerful attitude and acting more like Henry only speaking when it was needed. Charles sat in his helicopter and waited for Henry and ellie to get seated Charles took off once they had. "Hey Charles any idea what to do for this mission" Henry asked Charles didn't answer focusing on flying at least he could still enjoy his time in his helicopter. "Charles come on what's got you into this funk come on suggest something for us to do" ellie said. Charles sighed "you don't need or want my help your just pretending" Charles said quietly before hovering above their mission place. "That's it Charles, come on land and come with us" Henry said "that isn't our dynamic you guys infiltrate im the pilot that only helps with transportation" Charles said but Henry and ellie dragged him out onto the mission with them.

Charles felt better during the mission beginning to smile and laugh a little and give little witty remarks. Charles was almost his old self again during the mission until the general yelled at ellie and Henry for breaking from protocol on this mission. "Cool it general if you haven't noticed Charles has seemed miserable for a while we were trying to cheer him up" ellie said. Henry seemed angry because the generals comment had erased the previous wide smile on Charles face. "While I appreciate you guys attempting to cheer him up this mission was too dangerous for that" the general said "it was working" Henry said softly. Charles was told to take a few days off for his own mental health but this made it even worse he began to hurt himself his arms covered in cuts. Charles was sleepy today and didn't get out of bed looking at his knife before he sighed sitting up charles slowly held up the knife inspecting the dried blood on the blade. Charles smiled gently pulling off his bandages and his long sleeves cuts and scars were plentiful on one arm but the other one hadn't been given the same treatment yet.

Charles ran the knife across his wrist feeling a bit of relief at the pain shutting down his head he did this again and again more and more cuts formed on his wrists as he smirked. Once charles felt he had done enough damage to his arm he cleaned up the bloody knife hiding it again and wrapping his wrist in bandages. Charles fell back into his bed laying under his covers and he yawned sleepily before falling asleep for a few hours henry woke him up. charles looked up at henry who told that they were going to lunch with Ellie and charles got up slowly he got his wallet and went with henry and ellie to lunch but several other government soldiers said very rude things to charles. Charles learned that Henry and ellie had lured him here to insult him and he cried taking the sharp knife on the table. All the soldiers Henry and ellie gasped when that knife soon found a new home in Charles chest stabbed into his chest by Charles himself. Charles fell to the ground bleeding and unconscious but he was smiling as he faded out of consciousness expecting the after life.

Charles woke up in a place that was white all over and he saw his perfect Henry smiling. "come with me Charles you'll never have to be alone again we can dance forever" henry said. "What happened i thought I was dead" Charles said softly "no you missed your heart your alive just in a coma" Henry said shifting so he wore a beautiful black tux. Charles took henrys hand and was lead in a dance by his perfect Henry smiling gently he suddenly was wearing a white tux and a red bow tie with gold accents. On the outside all of those soldiers had been severely punished while ellie and Henry were also reprimanded for making a depressed man feel even worse about himself. "Henry im deeply disappointed in you you should know just how bad mental illness is on a person! You've got bipolar disorder" the general shouted at them. Ellie and Henry felt the like the worst friends ever they essentially tried to make him feel better by getting Charles insulted by the meanest cadets in the government forces now Charles was in the hospital in a coma because of their own meanness and stupidity the jerks.

Charles began to wake up really late at night two months later he pulled the stupid things out of his body looking at his chests healed hole. Charles got up putting his clothes back on and he left the hospital he went home and looked at his favorite helicopter plushie which was as big as him. Charles wrapped his arms and legs around it and nuzzled into the softest thing he had in his house which was a pillow he had given to Henry but Henry has returned it because he apparently didn't like soft things. Charles didn't feel that ache in his chest anymore for some reason but he was sure that it would return. Charles yelled at both ellie and Henry that they were the worst friends ever and Henry and ellie told him that they'd try to be better. Charles was silent for a while then told ellie and a few other friends that he had a crush on Henry for a while. "That guy is a player there's no chance he'd ever date you" Rupert said painfully truthful again Charles sighed "i know that but I was hoping he could at least love me A little".

Charles broken heart was the absolute worst feeling he felt empty and broken and he decided that he was going to move. "I'm going to go visit my sister for a few months maybe I'll start to feel better with a change of scenery. Who knows maybe I'll find someone who can actually love me" Charles said softly to Henry and ellie as he packed everything up. Henry and ellie nodded knowing that charles needed something to help him and maybe a visit with his family members would help him with that. when Charles came back three months later everything had seemed to have gone well but Henry got really bad vibes off the guy Charles now called his boyfriend.

[cyborgraptorprime]

Anemone: Eureka Seven Hi Evolution

Let’s try and figure this out..

After watching the film, I had so many questions! Some I know we’ll have to wait for Eureka Seven Hi Evo 3, but there were so many scenes that had my brain twisting!! There isn’t going to be much of an order here, so bare with me as things go by a little chaotic like…

MAJOR spoilers down below

The world

So, looks like this world takes place in ANOTHER seperate universe in the E7 series. This time, it’s on Earth, in the year 2028 (I think) where humanity has been invaded by scub scab coral, specifically the ones we see are called the seventh Eureka aka “Eureka 7”. Now, does this mean there are other scab corals around the planet that are called Eureka 1- 6?

When diving into this film, I was curious if this movie connects to Hi Evo 1, since Anemone replaced what they previewed at the end of the first movie. Well, from what I noticed it seems that these two are indeed connected.

They mentioned “Silver Box” lots of times in the movie, the weapon we see in Hi Evo 1. I’ll get back to this one specifically, later.

Near the end of the film, we see the same Control Cluster shown in the first film.

Anemone witnesses the end of the first film, with Renton running, crying, and grinning as he goes to find Eureka. Again, more on this and Renton later.

When we see Nirvash type Z, he breaks out of some kind of egg. In Hi Evo 1, we see that same egg thing surrounding Dewey’s Devilfish after he survived the Summer of Love.

There lots of other things but I could, but I ain’t gonna list them all. Speaking of Dewey, what the hell happened to that guy? Dr Bear says the found him coming out half way through the scab coral. Is this Dewey the same one as Hi Evo 1? Possibly not, since he says the Renton in his world is dead(?). He also mentions that the stock footage other worlds Anemone sees, while she virtually dives, are not true and that his actual world is coming through the scab. What his actual world is, I believe the film left us wondering intentionally. Whatever it is, he’s obviously scheming something. He also mentions a bunch of mystic mumbo jumbo which makes me head go owy.

Silver Box

So, Silver Box was something I was completely not expecting to hear about again. From what we know, Silver Box is a musical warhead Adroc designed to combat the scabs. It lands on top of the Control Cluster and starts syncing with the scabs, bit then apparently goes out control. When Dewey goes to check it out, Silver Box is actually fully operational, but then swallows Dewey up in these red ribbons, protecting him from the Summer of Love. Then Adroc uses the Nirvash to “shutdown” The Silver Box, and its disappears. So what is it doing in Hi Evo 2? Before the climax, we see these red ribbons as the burst through the floor of the lab Anemone’s team was working in, carrying Anemone upwards. Dominic 2.0 also said that Silver Box wasnt working with him at one point too. One of the big hints was that Eureka seemed to be using Silver Box to create her different worlds. So, perhaps Silver Box was shut down in Hi Evo 1, but it already synced with the Cluster, making it possibly super charged? Like as if the two fused to make some kind of super world altering power?

Eureka and her “Dreams”

So, when we meet officially Eureka, she gets pissed at Anemone for not allowing her to be with Renton in these “dreams”. She later explains that in her world, Renton was swallowed up by her arm during Acperience (I’ll get to THAT later too). So she “dreams” up scenarios where she and Renton are still together. This, to us, is shown as all other continuities in the E7 franchise: The original series, AO, Pocket Rainbows, the games, fan art, and the manga. So does this mean this Eureka dreamed up all the past 10 years of the franchise? Honestly, I hope that’s not the case. Maybe with Silver Box’s help, Eureka was able to recreate/ copy other worlds that also had scabs (the other universes), and wanted to live out these fake existences as long as it means she’ll be with Renton?

Acperience

So if you’re a long time fan, and this word seems familiar, that is cause it is. Acperience was the title for 4 of the 50 episodes of the orignal series. Each episode contains a point where are main characters get in some form of contact with the scubs and enter their limbo-like world made for communication. Though they never mention it by name in the show (at least not from the dub that I can remember), the Hi Evo movies both describe this other worldly contact as Acperience. Hi Evo 1 mentions it when Renton places the Amnita Drive on Nirvash’s Compact Drive, starting the acperience. Then Hi Evo 2 calls it whenever Anemone travels from her world to Eureka’s.

Renton

One of the biggest reasons this film is a little confusing is thanks to this kid. So as mentioned above, what makes this story twist from the first Hi Evo 1, is that Renton dies in the acperience event that happens in the first film, yet as we know in Ho Evo 1, that’s the opposite. In fact, he stops it from happening and saves Eureka from decomposing. So do we have a split timeline in a universe where there’s already alternate timelines? Then, take make things even more confusing, turns out Renton’s not actually dead, but he’s in what looks like ANOTHER universe! We dont know which one for certain, but from what we see when we pass that strange cube we saw in the first film (maybe its quartz?), the world that Renton is on is very similar to the Earth we see know of the end of the original series, since we see that it has a large land mass covering half of the original planet.

Or

He’s actually staring at an Earth and hes in a universe that just has two Earths! In Hi Evo 1, Adroc sees the quartz(?) and two Earths and calls it the “true world”. I thought we were seeing a multiverse effect of multiple Earths from multiple universes, but maybe he just saw two Earths? We also see in a quick, blink and you miss it, moment that Adrock is sent there too, after he stops Silver Box.

So the question is how did Renton get there? I think that when Renton was swallowed by Eureka’s arm, he actually got acperienced to that universe and is trying to find a way back.

The Ending

This was a literal wtf moment. So after defeating Eureka and possibly the Control Cluster/Silver Box hybrid, the scabs turn to dust and reveal that somehow, The Gekko and Gekkostate show up and break free from the scabs. Then we see Charles and Ray got there too! How?! Then Dewey walks out, being all ominous and shit. Then Eureka, Anemone, Dominic, and giant Gulliver (I’m not even gunna try to explain how they came to be alive, let’s just go with fatherly love) witness an giant egg with an completely new Nirvash showing revealing to Eureka that Renton is alive.

What?

I hope they explain that in Hi Evo 3, but I got a hunch that the next film wont anwser anything. (Let’s hope my hunches are worse than Anemone’s)

Trivia things I noticed

When a Nirvash attacks, it apparently only goes for 1246 seconds, just like the antibodies in the original series

When Anemone gets play-backed into the Spearhead, its has TheEnd color scheme which, I think, proves that TheEnd in Pocket Full of Rainbows was the same black spearhead in that film

Generation Bleu sign tehee!

Speaking of Gen Bleu, Mischa and Sonia name drop the Triton and Posiden. Maybe those crafts and their teams exist in this universe too!

The music the pilot plays while Nirvash X attacks is called Tiger Tracks, which is the actual name of the song composed for the original series. Good shit.

Obviously, the number 7 is a constant in this film. You see it everywhere.

[fyeahcodegays]

suzalulu fics for when ao3 isn’t enough

a couple of gen mixed in, but if you have rose tinted shades they’ll work fine

btw these aren’t necessarily exclusive to ffn; some authors have imported their works between sites and thus you might come across something you’ve read in ao3 already.

I may or may not have been depressed that I can’t find fic recs besides this one (which has a lotta good fics, I thrived here) and the lj rec lists dont even load so yeah.

on another note, in the midst of making this, I also found this fic rec (the best playground for my angst loving heart tbh) so I decided to remove the overlaps I found.

i’m personally a fan of dark fic (more like unhealthy codependence) so there’s that I guess

1. In Birdcages | toujourspret

Escaping is only the illusion of freedom when your wings have been clipped.

2. Guileless | J Plash

“Stay with me,” Suzaku whispers, and pretends he doesn’t see the lie when Lelouch says “okay”. Because Lelouch can’t be Zero, not again. All the evidence proves it. And Suzaku couldn’t love Zero like this. 

3. To Err Is Human | tastes-like-ciel

All Zero had to do was string together a few words to bring the knight to his knees. Suzaku never stood a chance and Lelouch never saw the betrayal coming.

4. The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Friend | tastes-like-ciel

Zero and Suzaku call for a truce in order to defeat a common enemy in their never ending war for Lelouch’s affections. Their enemy’s name? Gino.

5. Excused Absences | YamiPaladinofChaos

Maybe Zero’s meeting with his secret lover?“ The Black Knights discuss their leader’s absence.

6. Scarred But Not Stronger | YamiPaladinofChaos

Suzaku always makes Lelouch stand up again, even when neither of them really wants it. Nunnally and Suzaku, after Kaminejima.

7. Abandon Thyself | Sanjuno

“The strongest soldier cannot balance long upon the blade that does divide his honor and his heart, and whatever way he falls, the cut will kill him.” ― Susanna Kearsley, The Firebird

8. Sleeping Beauty | tastes-like-ciel

And so the brave and noble Prince Suzaku rescued the lovely Princess Lelouch and, in doing so, created a fairytale bound to be told long after they were dead and gone. AU. NOT a Genderswitch.

9. Battleship Grey | tastes-like-ciel

On the day of Nunnally’s kidnapping, Suzaku was absent because of military duties. With no one to aid him, Lelouch was forced to face Mao on his own.

10. Leading Moves | elarielf

Lelouch may be the “girly” one and the “uke” in the relationship, but the whole world knows who wears the pants in his and Suzaku’s relationship.

11. Just Another Game | elarielf

Lelouch takes Suzaku to one of his chess matches, only this time Lelouch loses. The other player orders Suzaku to screw Lelouch over the chess table while he watches.

12. Higame | elarielf

Suzaku thought that all the times Lelouch went out to gamble with Rivalz they were really having sex.

13. Retribution | spare

But somewhere between grabbing Lelouch by the collar of his shirt and shoving him against the wall and glaring into his eyes—one violet, the other glowing red even in the dim light, Suzaku had miscalculated.

14. Get Your Hands Off My Girl… Er, Guy… | elarielf

AU, in which Suzaku and Lelouch go to a club with Rivalz and a guy starts to flirt with Lelouch… So Suzaku gets angry, and at the end they start to fight for Lelouch.

15. Walk On In | Tainted Ink And Paper

Lelouch had an odd habit of taking strays… especially unwanted ones. Suzaku, the Japanese biker who waltzes into his home without permission, comes with more baggage than he can handle… like the Black Knights, like Zero.

16. Mismatched Yarn | Cat In My Fridge

Because in the end, when everything else had been stripped away, there was still one thing Lelouch had to give: himself.

17. All That Remains | LawliPop

Something terrible has happened.

18. Forever, With You | VirtualDraconium

They thought Zero Requiem would be the end of their problems. However, due to unexpected events a considerable amount of time later, the two are brought together once more. Very post-turn 25.

19. Requiem | LawliPop

It was the word on everyone’s lips. A quiet murmur that steadily grew louder with each passing second until it evolved into a celebratory chant.

20. Pure Hearted Love | DnKS-giRLs

What if, instead of waging war against Japan, Britannia sought after an alliance by arranging a political marriage between them? What if the two parties involved was Lelouch vi Britannia and Kururugi Suzaku?

21. Snapshots | DnKS-giRLs

A collection of one shots following the event of Pure Hearted Love. Some mere snapshots portraying the live of Lelouch vi Britannia and Kururugi Suzaku as the royal couple of The Holy Empire of Britannia.

22. Juicy Footage | Coral Blush

Gino thinks Lelouch is sexy, and Suzaku wonders if it’s possible to break his friend’s fingers when no one is looking.

23. In My Memory | KiraxMomo

When all you have are memories, you cling to them. When those memories start to fade, what do you do?

24. Twisted | pretense

“Protect Lelouch and Kill Zero… Well isn’t that just grand?”

25. Mosaic | abovethenightsky

Through the years, the pieces fall into place. It takes Lelouch and Suzaku a little while to learn, but eventually they do. Follows the dynamic duo through R1 and R2, and cycles of fluff, angst, and forgiveness.

26. Revision |  DnKS-giRLs

After the regicide, Zero found himself walking to Emperor Lelouch’s bedroom with fear in his heart. Yes, this is a CRACK fic.

27. The Royal Command | Seto’s Darkness

After defeating Britannia in a bitter war, Suzaku Kururugi is the Prince of Japan who takes a liking to the purple-eyed prisoner, Lelouch.

28. At The World’s End | Seto’s Darkness

Lelouch has always copied Suzaku, the stronger of the two of them. And Suzaku will always protect Lelouch, no matter what.

29. The Moments Between | Zure96

After Charles erases Lelouch’s memory of Zero and Nunnally he has another plan for him before sending him back to Ashford to draw out C.C. Placed in Suzaku’s care, will the newly appointed Knight of Seven abuse his power? Or will he do his duty?

30. Windowless | ucco

Euphemia may hold the title of being Suzaku’s girlfriend, but she’ll never own his heart.

31. The Elegy of Suzaku Kururugi | Coeurlito

The Zero Requiem was not the end. For Suzaku Kururugi, it will never be the end.

32. Thunder and Lightning | Jynova

Thunder and lightning. Two different words denoting the same entity. Two parts of the same phenomena, separated only by the expanse of time. Lelouch Vi Britannia/Lelouch Lamperouge/Zero/99th Emperor of Britannia/Emperor of the World, strikes so brightly. Suzaku Kururugi, plain and simple in his thundering justice.

33. Wrong | faecree

After Euphie’s confession to him, Suzaku simply felt wrong. And, when something feels wrong, isn’t the best way to properly remedy the situation to counter it with something “right” instead?

34. Safe and Sound | Lovelily Lion

In a different world they were ordinary boys caught in a dystopian society bent on watching them lay down their lives. Lelouch grieves over the lover he never had and Suzaku finds a way to get back to him at all costs.

35. Ariadne’s Thread | anlaaria

It could have been perfect. Inception AU.

36. the disloyal order of sunflowers | tenshiplz

Marianne’s eldest son—eight years old and proud of it—the eleventh Prince to the Britannian throne, had attempted to escape three times in the past two days over that wall, but this fourth time was the charm.

37. Fanfic ABCs | Cat In My Fridge

Turning lesbian seemed like the logical thing to do when Suzaku and Lelouch kept being MIA having sex in yaoi fanfiction. At the time, anyway.

38. Retrograde | Libek

At the end of R1, on a whim, Lelouch receives a very different punishment for his actions. Now everyone must deal with the consequences. Themes of “white” slavery, and yes, he does now technically belong to Suzaku.

39. A Friendly Chat | Vermillion Lies

Emperor Charles and Suzaku have a brief conversation regarding memories.

40. Behind Those Wonderful Double Grand Doors |  DnKS-giRLs

That day, the four ladies of Ashford Academy heard some very interesting things behind the closed door of student council room. And what part exactly does aloe gel play in that?

41. Selfish | shimo hyozan

If he was just given the chance, he would’ve been selfish.

42. In Loving Memory | Strawberry Scented Paperclip

An accident has left Suzaku with no recollection of the past two years. He doesn’t mind much, but who’s that dark haired stranger haunting his dreams, and why is his girlfriend acting so distant?

43. The Emperor’s Waltz | realms of fic

Empires may grow and crumble, but music plays forever. 

44. Seeing Double | elarielf

Two Suzakus teaming up against Lelouch, Rock'n'Dolless’s Kiss doujin style. Consensual; semi-public outdoors. …because there can’t be too much Suzaku?

45. Absolution | ficshun

Suzaku must make a choice when confronted with the truth of Zero’s identity.

Bonus Round: cgkinkmemeii fill personal faves

Lelouch is alive with a code, sex with Suzaku ensues

Lelouch turns to Refrain, dubcon

Lelouch switch between good au and canon

Suzalulu RP as each other 

Photographer!zaku

Decayed by rex_sun sidestory (by rex_sun)

MMORPG pk Zero

Student Council/table-kun

Continue? [Yes/No]

Lelouch has fujo fangirls

Cold!lelouch, Passionate!zero

Conflicted!zaku after R1

eyes are windows to the soul

post-R1 non-con

ghost!lelouch