#IM SO PISSEDDD

[jxurnes]

WE CAN LITERALLY SMILE AT HIM. HOW IS HE NOT FRIENDSHIPPABLE. JAM CITY PETITION TO FREE PIETER FROM FRIENDSHIP JAIL HES THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS ME IN THIS CRUEL WORLD

[humanteethmarksonhumanbone]

i swear if it wasn't for the fact that every single thing on this planet make me nauseous

[hawks-birdie-gf]

NO ONE WAS WATCHING MY LITTLE SISTER AND HER FRIEND AND SHE USED MY 35 FUCKING DOLLAR LIMITED EDITON BODY WASH AND ITS LIKE EMPTY NOW

WHAT THE FUUUCKKKKKK🥲

[biblicallyaccurateangeloncrack]

fuck you alhaitham, i swear if you dont come home in my next ten pull, im gonna shove your fucking book where the sun doesnt shine

[mad-hunts]

humor was one thing that barton had been trying to implement more into his life as a coping mechanism. it was kind of like that saying, after all: 'if you don't laugh, you'll cry.' in addition, although barton himself didn't as a rule feel guilty about a lot of things he had done over the years... should the quite thorough banging he had inflicted on his own head only make him feel immensely tired, but not enough to allow him to sleep? barton imagined that he would probably be haunted by what he'd done to marty today in his own way. but they weren't even to the entrance of the warehouse yet so he supposed he shouldn't be worrying about that right now.

especially since a new and frankly much more important problem had soon reared its head to matilda. and this was shortly after barton got out of the car rather ungracefully while hanging onto the door to balance himself. she was just trying to be nice by offering jervis a hand. but he supposed even the kindest person would break at some point under all of the pressure that both of the mathises had been putting the other under. however, that didn't change the fact that the instant barton saw one of jervis's hatpins, he didn't even think before acting to try to defend his daughter. whatever strength the man had left was used to pull the knife out of his boot and proceed forward before saying, ❝ you son of a bitch. get your filthy hands off of my daughter, or i'll — ❞

matilda seemed to shut her father down with just one look, however, strangely enough. she had seemingly communicated to him even through her fear that she could handle this on her own. an inkling that jervis wouldn't make do on his threat was now lingering in the back of matilda's mind, so she shouldn't be afraid of jervis. but like a lot of people: death was not the kind of thing that she wanted to welcome with open arms. a bit of anger had began to mix in with the fear, actually, at this point because this man suddenly had the gall to think he could stand up to her; like a mouse challenging a snake. matilda listened to the other's words, but not because she wanted to.

ahh, so this was about how she grabbed jervis back there in the restaurant, huh? furrowing her brows was what she did next as she was still genuinely feeling fear. then, something changed the moment matilda saw jervis was rolling that pin between his fingers like he wasn't sure he could do it. which meant that that gut feeling she had about him might just turn out to be right. how boring. matilda remembered a concept barton taught her a long time ago, and that was to not aim a weapon at someone unless you are fully prepared to kill them. but jervis's heart seemed to be too soft to deliver the killing blow. slowly but surely, the fear in her eyes began to fade, replaced by a stoicism that was very hard to read.

but barton thought he could at least somewhat understand it from where he stood. she was disappointed, perhaps, that jervis didn't appear to be following through on his threat. he still stood at the ready just in case the other did attempt to do something to his beloved daughter. their relationship really did have tons of twists and turns to it, he thought, for moments like these were when barton felt like he'd been transported back to the man he was years ago. back before he'd introduced his kids to crime. matilda remained silent even as jervis let go of her wrist, before immediately turning around and gesturing for barton to take a seat like it never happened.

❝ hey, punaise d'amour (love-bug), are you okay? ❞ she seemed to stop gathering up materials for stitching up the gash momentarily at the nickname, a huff leaving matilda's nose. it wasn't long before she was abruptly wiping off all of the clots and blood that had gathered at the back of his head though. and barton's first reaction to that was to hiss, the feeling of nausea he'd been plagued with before becoming unbearable right at that second. matilda retrieved a nearby bucket almost as soon as barton started to dry heave. there was quite literally nothing in his stomach, though, so he didn't actually throw up.

❝ i'm fine, dad. to be honest with you, i do feel this slight want to slit jervis's throat, though. ❞ she didn't care whether the other heard this, so she just said it in her normal speaking voice. barton was able to stop his dry-heaving enough to talk to her next, and it was kind of surprising what he said, ❝ mm, trust me, i do too. but — and i'm not saying this to defend him — there are some things that i probably should've told you about regarding him. so i kind of feel partially responsible for this. ❞ matilda went back to cleaning his wound but a lot more gently now. she let out a soft scoff before her eyes darted off to look at the spot that jervis had disappeared into. ❝ how is any of this your fault? i have to admit, i did manhandle him back in the bistro. ❞

barton let out an uncertain hum at that before looking over in that corner as well, ❝ eh, i'll tell you later. i just really need to sleep right now, ❞ and that was one thing that matilda was going to gladly allow barton to do, so right after that, he was in the sofa bed they had in a side area. matilda was just about to get ready to start stitching up his gash (after shaving his hair in the area) when she spoke once more, ❝ so... do you think that if i offer jervis the futon, that he'll take it? or that he's still going to stay there for a while? ❞ silence permeated the air, and as a result, matilda took that as barton seriously wasn't kidding when he said he needed sleep. with a shrug, all she did from there was take his pulse to make sure he was indeed still alive and finish stitching up his wound.

of course, there was the question of whether barton had swelling in his brain as well. but matilda would need to find that portable scanner to diagnose him. a sigh slipped through her lips as she looked at her currently bruised wrist. yeah... even if it took her hours to find it, matilda was not asking jervis for help.

Maybe not on this side of the pond, Jervis might have responded, if he were feeling more sprightly or cheeky. He was no fool, however; even in London, straight arrows like Stephen were a rarity, especially in Scotland Yard. As it was, he was cringing at the prospect of Barton’s impending nausea, blinking away the feeling of his legs turning to water as the other man began to struggle into a sitting position. Still keeping an eye on the Mathises, Jervis then reached behind him to sling his bag back over his shoulder.

The sight of Matilda's nails derailed his thoughts; their immaculate manicure glistening subtly. God, if he ever saw anyone with uncut nails after this night, it would be far too soon…. His heart skipped a beat. Thin, gloved fingers coiled around the secret pin he had stashed in the lining of his hat's brim; the gleaming point flashing in front of Matilda's eyes, causing her to flinch in astonishment. His free hand folded around her outstretched wrist, twisting the delicate joints with a practiced precision that sent shivers up both of their arms. The uncomfortable torque elicited a faintly audible crick.

Not once did he shout or raise his voice. Instead, he spoke with an eerie sense of calm, as if he were simply making small talk about the weather. “Just so you know, dear, this isn’t personal. I appreciate the offer and your willingness to aid in our escape, but if you’ll permit me to grant one piece of friendly advice.” Still holding the pin aloft, Jervis stepped out of the car; drawing himself up to his full height, eyeing each artery and vein in the girl’s pale skin, each nerve cluster. “Posez à nouveau la main sur moi comme ça, et ce sera la dernière fois que vous l'utiliserez.”

The stale air was charged with something else now, something acrid. Apprehension? Caution? Jervis couldn’t name it. No longer had the patience or inclination to do so. He couldn't quite wrap his head around his real emotions right now, and no amount of poetic verses or literary quotes could help him make sense of it.

Self-preservation and survival instincts had won out, finally. Somehow, his hands remained steady; mismatched eyes boring into hers. Inwardly, he hoped the display would be enough. Jervis was well aware he’d wandered onto thin ice here, especially with Barton mere feet away. Enough blood had been needlessly shed tonight. He didn’t want to be the cause of anymore… but if he’d just forfeited his own life, too, to the Mathises for his actions, then so be it. His bad leg screamed, sending daggers of flame into his hip.

You never hear the bullet that kills you. The skin alone contains over five million nerve endings… but the brain itself doesn't feel pain because it has no pain receptors. At this point, it no longer mattered whether Batman or the cops found them. The ghost of Arkham no longer lurked in the back of his mind. As he rolled the pin between his fingers, he saw Matilda’s free hand facing him now, palm stretched outward in entreaty; a line between her brows.

God, he really didn’t want to do this…

Reluctance and no small amount of grief and self-loathing and disgust filled him as the fear in Matilda’s eyes turned his thoughts back to Alice, picturing her gray eyes and curly, red-gold hair shining in the sunlight. She was so young, not much older than Matilda. She’d had her whole life ahead of her… What would she think of him now, if she could see him like this? Jervis felt a pang of guilt, cold as ice water. He had always wanted to be a good father to her, to provide for her and protect her from the harsh realities of the world.

But now, as he stood in front of the Mathises, he couldn't help but be reminded of how he had failed Alice; that his actions had consequences. He had always been a dreamer, an idealist, a hopeless romantic; a man lost in his books, and his dreams ended up being too hard to defend. No price had been too steep, or so he had tried to convince himself, not when it came to Alice. He had sacrificed his reputation, his integrity, hurt people, manipulated them, and caused them pain... Marty and his partner were not the sole outliers. And for what?

To fulfill his foolish and laughably naive hopes for his daughter and her health and her future, his own selfish desires for a clear mind and unburdened conscience? (Stupid, stupid, stupid…) To blame others for his own demons and his inability to come to terms with what was actually happening to his child, the true gravity of the situation? (You fool!!! How could you be so blind??? You tried so desperately to protect her, but in the end, all you accomplished was smothering her!!! In the end, you lost it all again!!!)

… no. He had no one to assign the blame for everything but himself. Whatever came next was on his own head. Tears welled up in Jervis' eyes, but he quickly blinked them away. He let go of Matilda's wrist, lowered the pin, and silently slipped away into the shadows on the opposite side of the room.

[maybecordelia]

I’m just gonna rant rn

aang and katara are rlly cute together but i absolutely do not see them falling in love like that or just AT LEAST not that soon (aang being 12 and katara being 14) tbh I see them more like younger brother older sister vibes. BUTTTT zuko and katara are so flawless omg just by watching the show you can just tell how in love they are LIKE IT IS CRAZYYY and literally even in the show they were making jokes abt it then zuko LITERALLY SACRIFICES HIMSELF FOR KATARA???? like after that for sure they’d end up with eachother right… RIGHT??? but no. they dont. and im PISSEDDD. now zukos future wife WHO ISNT KATARA has to look at the scar on his chest every single day for the rest of her life knowing full well that her goddamn husband sacrificed himself for another girl LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

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[sidesteppostinghours]

a little unrelated to the post at hand but my tumblr glitched and gave the dialogue a glitch effect by accident which i think sells it more

your brother thinks you're a pushover.

which is wrong, and you know it's wrong, and you tell him it's wrong, but he doesn't listen, because of course he doesn't listen, because god forbid river becker ever listens to anything that anyone else ever tells him, even if it's done with the goal of keeping him happy or safe or alive or-

“I’m not a pushover,” you say again. “it’s called loyalty.”

smile. show a little teeth. enough that it looks more like a snarl. no heat behind it yet - you won’t do anything to him (not after what just happened, not when tensions are already this high) and he knows it, but it’s a warning nonetheless. one that he refuses to listen to.

“more like obedience,” he scoffs.

“if you think they’re the same,” you continue on, ignoring the way your sickly-sweet tone drags an angry tidal wave from him through the connection, “I guess that explains why you don’t know anything about either of them.”

it’s a low blow, and the both of you know it.

“fuck you, fawn.”

it’s immediate. dismissive. angry. angrier than you’ve heard him get with you in years. it hurts a bit, and you’re sure it’ll hurt more later, after this argument is over and you’re replaying it in your mind, but for now it just helps to fuel your own anger. to prove your point. to make you feel less guilty about pushing him back, the same way one would on a bruise, hoping it hurts. you want it to hurt. you want him to hurt. you don’t know why.

“why’re you mad?” you ask, widening your eyes in faux innocence. the smile-snarl tips back to friendly, even if it’s too large and full of teeth to genuinely come across that way. which is fine, considering its dishonesty. “all three of us know that julia’s the only “family” you care about.”

she’s not here to take it personally (or defend herself), but you watch river’s expression harden that much more at just the mention of her name. you always suspected he knew the root of your distance from her - as much distance as anyone with the last name ortega would allow, anyway - but this confirms it. he’s known this entire time that you had an issue with his “sister,” and he’s ignored it.

“she left you.” you enunciate each word clearly, continuing to treat him like an unruly child just to watch his rage spike. you want him to hit you, a passing thought hisses. you dare him to. to show himself that he’s not any better than cyrus, but you love him anyway. because he’s your brother. your brother, not hers.

“she abandoned you. they all abandoned us! they saw us go out the window, and then they fucking left us to the farm’s so-called “medical care”-” the air quotes are unnecessary, but they give you something to do with your hands that isn’t yanking at your hair, “-and the first thing you do is forgive her?! just take her back in like nothing happened?!”

“and you have the nerve-” they end up in your hair anyway, twisted in your bangs and pulling the same way you’re pushing against him, eager for the pain of it all, “-the nerve, to say I shouldn’t do the same for cyrus?!”

or you? hangs heavily in the air.

he abandoned you. he replaced you. but you forgive him. you’ll always forgive him. both of them. because that’s what family does.

[princessbrunette]

reader being super bratty to john b. something upset her and she’s just yelling, cursing, and throwing a full blown tantrum over john b being so busy with the treasure hunting. john b just takes it for a bit letting her get her aggression out but imagine she says something he really doesn’t like and he’s pisseddd. that’ll be the first time he’s ever raised his voice at you him telling you to get on the bed NOW. we know he’s a pleasure focused punisher. he doesn’t like punishing you but when you does he goes all in. first he’s giving you around 10 spanks (and making you count) then yk he starts with the edging you’re already soaking wet from him being all aggressive. he’s gonna be edging you all night you will be begging crying hyperventilating wanting to cum so bad :(. but he just won’t have that you were so mean to him. eventually he’s done but he still doesn’t let you finish, you’ll eventually get to

ughhhhhh angry john b is so hot im sorry it’s true !!!!!!!! finally beating the soft sweet boy allegations and he does a full 180 on u !! you’re mostly just crying bc you want your sweet lover boy back but he’s definitely gonna make you work for it before he even thinks of scooping you up with cuddles n kisses <3

[pixiecaps]

Hello, you are a Q!roier knower. Im writing something with him in it and was wondering if you had any particular insight on his and Q!mariana’s relationship

its quite brief since mariana didnt spend too much time on the server but qroier trusted mariana a lot he was one of his close friends on the server he’d spend a lot of time with. they built their homes near each other because of that. qmariana was one of the few that didnt betray him so he held that relationship with him throughout. theyre both big jokesters and roier likes to tease him a lot. roier was there when juanaflippa lost her last life on the boat and he was there when mariana met codeflippa. so he got to see marianas reaction to all of those events. roier is also quite protective over those he cares about so even with him teasing mariana if anyone else ever tried to mess with mariana he would intervene or feel upset. like when codeflippa put tnt all over marianas house and roier got pisseddd. hes like that with everyone he loves so its a roier trait that applies to mariana as well. but yeah overall their dynamic was a good friendship

[joshbruh10x]

HW2 Spoilers Ahead!!! And a rant from a nerd (fr)

Ok so like aparently HW2 trailer dropped and all I can say is

OGKEKDLSL THE GLAMS

MY BOY WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU

SHE IS PISSEDDD

AND GOD DAMMIT YOU'RE HERE

(for context I fear Ballora, thank you :>)

PLS PLS PLS GIVE CLOSURE TO BONNIE PLS PLS DEEM MONTY INNOCENT

Speaking of the gator PLS WHEN HE COMES BACK GIVE US OUR NON CHIHUAHUA BOY BACK

I love him as angy doggo but GIVE THE IDIOT BACK I BEG THEE

Other things i wanna say is gameplay wise, I think it's really fun! Only problem? I DON'T OWN A PLAYSTATION AND IM NOT BUYING ONE FOR JUST ONE GAME, EVEN IF IT'S FNAF.

Lorewise, idk if this is gonna be set before or after SB, if after, then is this another simulation like og HW? If so, who made another simulation??? The first one literally contained a rabbit forming some furry cult with masks. If after, is this like a few years after SB or did someone make this during SB's prime?? Before the whole HI IM GREGORY AND IMMA STEAL THIS BEAR AND SET THIS PLACE ABLAZE and HI IM CASSIE AND I GOT DUPPED BY THE MIMIC‼️‼️

In conclusion, I am excited

[tiamathh]

I have a big test next month. So, I'm preparing for it. [I don't really like monsoon. I love autumn tho. It's just that I don't like rain. Everything is wet 😭]

NAUR I GET THAT LOL whenever i have to leave my house during rains im pisseddd like T_T, anyways autumns great! I gotta say love winters too just dont like summers worst one akfjdhkhad too hot

ALL THE BEST FOR THE EXAM BBY you will do so well muah <33

[spindash]

sometimes i read a post and get so pisseddd but luckily for everyone most of the time im too tired to put the effort into typing something coherent so i just keep scrolling and seething to myself

[heavenintact]

IM SO PISSEDDD😭😭😭 i have to take time off work for my grad ceremony

[fleurdelislily]

Hey how did you find the season 4 finale for manifest? I noticed your the only one on Tumblr doing manifest stuff so I was just interested.

personally I felt the series really was so whacky that the finale couldnt really live up to my expectations. and then I was pretty disappointed with the ending that everything was reset

PS im a Jichaela fan! :)

hi!! I’m torn about the series finale honestly. like for some characters I’m so happy but others I was pisseddd

spoiler warning for the series finale of manifest!!

honestly I love drea and jared together and was dying for them to be a couple for the entire first 2 seasons drea was there so I was v happy that drea + jared and mick + zeke were endgame!! I love jared and michaela together (and the actors are together irl how cute 🥹) but I just feel like drea and zeke are so perfect for them. And I love drea and zeke as standalone characters too lol

I was so happy that cal and olive get their childhoods back but TJ and olive???? violet and cal??? eden not existing???? so sad

TJ and his mom though 🥹 I cried a little ngl

I am a Grace hater have been since day 1 LOL I’m obsessed with ben and saanvi and they should. have. been. end. GAME

Angelina dying was the highlight of the episode honestly. I’ve been waiting for her to be GONE and it HAPPENED

Eagan is my fav character (probably obvious if you’ve seen any other posts on my tumblr lol) so him and Adrian had me 🥹

I hope they’ll do a spin-off eventually but idk if that’s just wishful thinking. I would honestly watch anything that anyone from this cast is in though now they’re all so talented

p.s Josh Dallas in Once Upon A Time is SO good 10/10 reccomend

[magic-number-3]

im so . Fucking . PISSEDDD