#IM L AUGHING

[kattidiot]

hello tumblr death note community

[odysseys-blood]

begging on my hands and knees please pb stop killing your own game its getting quiet in hereeee

[t4tails]

ROBIN?? WHYS HE A FULLY GROWN MAN 😭

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

it really is the hope that kills you huh 😭

[mpgis-fangurl]

watching cheerleading videos to study how cheerleaders actually work their bodies when doing stunts (squad routines, elevator preps, flyer-base stunts) and my goodness..........

so like ik that cheerleading stuff isn't what mpgis actually focuses (they keep making fun of the fact that it's not a "real sport" and that they mostly just spell things with their hands and i mean, stop-motion animating barbies doing fucking backflips and cupies would be unbelievably hard to animate!!!!) but like now im really leaning into what their actual dynamic would be when they;re actually doing cheer practice

like obv mackenzie is the top of the pyramid so she'd be the flyer (she's the person who'd be in the air the most in a stunt) as she doesnt want to be anything less than the main attraction of the routine. her being dextrous and laser-focused on whatever she does (bitching people out or cheerleading) is already a given, but also she probs have the best balance out of all the girls and with a strong enough base, can do a successful cupie at her age. Her core strength would be INSANE and honestly, yeah she deserves to have abs

Brittnay is obvs strong asf, so i imagine she'd be a really strong base??? but also she's like flexible (she literally does splits on the ep she's introduced) and the fact she's in control of the microphone and the brawns of the squad, has the biggest stamina of them all. Acrobaddie who could do backbends for days but just doesnt wanna do it. i like to imagine that she's down to be base for mackenzie and can do partner stunts with her, but when the situation calls for it, she's an amazing flyer.

i also often hc Trisha being ditzy but actually one of the more graceful people of their teammates. ofc it's because i hc her as being tall and slim (second tallest to shay), and though not as powerful as brittnay or as focused as mack, i would imagine her to be the most dextrous of them when she's in practice. So altho at first you'd think she wouldn't be a good spotter, she'd have probably caught mackenzie from the air more than brittnay does. even if she can't swim, Trisha would have good body coordination and can do cartwheels from cheer practice.

Shay would obvs be a really good flyer, and altho she's tall, she'd probably be light enough to lift in the air like mackenzie (47KG!!???!!?!) and has learnt a lot from cameron's stunts (tho i dont think cameron was much of a healthy influence when it comes to cheerleading and body image sorry). but she probably hasnt practiced cheerleading as much as the cheer squad has when she joined, so she probably isn't as body-coordinated as the rest and 5 times out of 10 can't stick the landing from the air because of how vertically tall she is (possibly kicked the squad in the neck and face more times from practice than she admits due to how long her legs are). however, she's extremely observant and is equal to trisha when it comes to being an effective base. from s3 we can obviously infer that Shay has really good and sound judgment, and in contrast to mackenzie and brittnay's hotheadedness, her demeanor is cool and level-headed. so her delegations as cheersquad captain would be pretty reasonable (if her ego doesn't get in the way). so she would be a really good coordinator when coming up with routines i imagine, and secretly lets mack have top spot in the pyramid and be responsible for most of the air stunts since she internally knows she cant catch up with mackenzie's athleticness by this point

ANYWAYS that's what ive thought of so far, watch @/Its.ccaylee, @/danielbuyeskeon on youtube, and read a bunch of cheerleading information on google to see where tf the brainworms are coming from

people keep stereotyping cheerleading like theyre for meanly competitive people(and thats prolly true at some capacity idk im very not athletic so idk much dont take anything abt this seriously) but it really opened my eyes on how physically demanding it is and now i can fully appreciate what type of gymnastics actually goes into these stunts like WOW

[risingsunresistance]

i have GOT to figure out how to commission people without being forced to personally hand over my legal info, my Mental Problems will not let me do that

[ljuerlav]

how do you ask your roommate to leave surfaces generally in a clean and working order. not even talking about clutter but like oil and grime and shit

[delusional-mishaps]

ive decided on the grand idea of forcing myself to learn crochet literally only to make a single scarf and im SUFFERING

[onepiexe]

my god. yesterday was a day.

[h0lygh0stlings]

Some doodles of my gal Anita; She's my Titanic / 'periodical era' inspired Oc ! [Caledon stinky gf confirmed]

[amphibiahawks321]

I would like to ask if you could write a miss bloomie x m! Reader)yn smut? [if you want to and if you do don't rush please take ur time:)]

[Y/N enters Miss bloomie's class]

TeacherM!Reader : Hey bloomie!

Miss bloomie : Hm? Y/N? Why aren't you going home?

TeacherM!Reader : I just wanted to check up on you that's all!

Miss bloomie : ....You just wanted to check up on me, you sure it's just that?

TeacherM!Reader : .......Chuckles you know me so well

[TeacherY/N walks towards Miss bloomie who's sitting at her desk and kiss her cheek]

Miss bloomie : Well i just know you can't get enough of me~

TeacherM!Reader : Of course I can't!

Miss bloomie : .....Are the other teachers still in the teacher's Lounge?

TeacherM!Reader : Yeah

Miss bloomie : ....

[Miss bloomie starts smirking]

TeacherM!Reader : Uhh... bloomie? Are you okay?

[Miss bloomie leaves her seat walks up to the classroom door and locks it]

TeacherM!Reader : ???

TeacherM!Reader : Bloomie what are you–!!?!?

[Miss bloomie walks up to TeacherY/N backing him up against the desk]

TeacherM!Reader blushing : U-Uhh... Bloomie?

[Miss bloomie grabs TeacherY/N's Tie and tightens it up making TeacherY/N let out a small squirm]

Miss bloomie : I think you know where this is going sweetheart~

[TeacherY/N gulps and starts blushing redder]

10 Minutes later

[Miss bloomie on her desk spreading her legs open smirking at TeacherY/N with lust in her eyes]

[TeacherY/N Infront of miss bloomie with both of his hands on the desk next to bloomie's legs with his pants down and his cock exposed]

TeacherM!Reader : You're crazy to know that...

Miss bloomie : You know you love it~

[Miss bloomie grabs TeacherY/N's Tie and pulls it forward making TeacherY/N's cock entered her]

TeacherM!Reader : Ngh~!.... F-Fuck...

Miss bloomie : Aah~!.... Hehe~ don't keep me waiting sweetheart~

[TeacherY/N starts thrusting and pounding]

Miss bloomie : Mmmh~.... Just–Augh~like that....

TeacherM!Reader : O-Oh fuck~.... B-Bloomie~....

Miss bloomie : Mmmm~ F-fuck I can't get–Aah~! I can't get enough of you~

TeacherM!Reader : S-So Mhm~! T-Tight~!

Miss bloomie : Oh i-Aaaah~! I was hoping i-it would dear~

TeacherM!Reader : Mhmm~! f-fuck~!

[TeacherY/N starts pounding and thrusting faster]

Miss bloomie : Aaaah~! O-Oh f-fuck~! Haaah~! g-good puppy!~

TeacherM!Reader : Hnngh~! O-Oh fuck yes!~

Miss bloomie : Aaaah!~ L-looks-Aah!~ Looks like someone excited~?

TeeacherM!Reader : Ngh!~ Y-you feel so f-fucking g-good!~ B-Bloomie!~

Miss bloomie : F-Faster!~ Oh fuck-Aah!~ H-Harder~!

TeacherM!Reader : Gggh!~ Oh fuck!~

[TeacherY/N starts thrusting faster and faster each thrust]

Miss bloomie : Mmmmgh!!~ Right t-there~!–.....!!!?!?

[TeacherY/N leans forward and starts kissing her]

Miss bloomie : H-Hehe-Agh~! G-Good pupp~-puppy!~

[Miss bloomie immediately wraps her hands around his neck]

[Miss bloomie and TeacherY/N starts tongue kissing and TeacherY/N starts pounding her even faster]

TeacherM!Reader : Nngh!~ B-Bloom!~ i-im C-Close~!—

Miss bloomie : C-Cum!~ in-Aaah!~ inside!~

[TeacherY/N final thrust spurt of cum deep inside her making miss bloomie's legs starts shaking]

[TeacherY/N pulls out of her making his cum drips down to the floor]

[TeacherY/N falls down on Miss bloomie's neck which Miss bloomie's starts chuckling and starts kissing his forehead and rubbing his hair]

Miss bloomie : Pant you handle it so-Pant good baby~Pant

TeacherM!Reader : Pant Thank-Pant T-Thank you Pant

[Miss bloomie keeps kissing his forehead which made him smile]

[agentcalypso]

my (mostly) coherent thoughts on the wisdom saga

written during first listen/the livestream this time bc i have shit to do tmrw so forgive me if i miss some stuff (will prob do a part 2 once i have a spare hour or so)

(also spoilers)

𓅓 LEGENDARY 𓅓

first off there were over 100k ppl in the livestream by the time the saga started which i think is a record so good job winions

MICO's voice fits telemachus SO well its not even funny

and like he also has a bit of jorge's voice in him and it's just. augh /pos

the L-L-L-L-Legendary :D

ok but you can hear his voice get just the tiniest bit softer when he starts talking abt the suitors/penelope

ARGOS :DDDDDDDD

MAN OF THE HOUSE

also the animatics are SO GOOD

ANTINOUS YOU BITCH /POS

"WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT CHAMP?" LMAOOO

12/10

𓅓 LITTLE WOLF 𓅓

THE ART??? HELLO??????

i hate antinous /pos

but also his voice is sooooooooooo good

this. this is just street fighter (/pos)

ATHENA WITH THE QUICK THOUGHT

"Whoa, this is so sick!" i love him <3

god teagan sounds sooooooooo good

i did not expect him to lose but it makes sense so im not complaining

10/10

𓅓 WE'LL BE FINE 𓅓

athena looks so pretty in the art omg

athena opening up? holy shit

"my time with you's been splendid, the best day of my life" telemachus you got beatne to a pulp are you okay

i like the new lyrics for telemachus' part better tbh

TELEMACHUS FALLING THROUGH HER LMAO

9/10

𓅓 LOVE IN PARADISE 𓅓

THE TIME DIIIIIIIIIVE

gigi hitting HARD with the animatics again

CALYPSO'S FACE WHEN HE TALKS ABT PENELOPE LMAO

also calypso's animation is so flowy i love it

"last i checked goddesses can't die ^_^"

it was at this point the livestream died for "policy violations" i think youtube just hates us

pov: you are in the epic the musical discord at 11:44 p.m. EST

THE OG STREAM WENT FROM 110K TO 4.6K IN LIKE THREE MINUTES LMAO

i came into the new stream to jorge cackling like mad and i think that sums up the general energy of my reaction to this whole saga pretty well

the glowy effects on her are so cooooool

damn poor ody :(

fuck you jorge /pos

"i have to see her" vs. "he needs my help" pick you poison

10/10 -1 point for youtube being a little shit /neg

𓅓 GOD GAMES 𓅓

luke. just luke

wolfy animatic :D

the harp strings are so fun

love hephaestus' animation omg

also hephaestus being voiced by jorge's dad is so cool :D

aphrodite. that's it that's the post <3

i still maintain that you can do the camp rock march to ares' part idc

ATHENA DANCING LMAO

BEAST MODE ZEUS HOLY S H I T THE GROWL

"is she dead?!" i love him but yea there's a reason ares isn't the smart war god

THE FLASHBACK??????? HELLO???????? I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS

OH SHIT ARES WAS RIGHT

12/10

in conclusion idk what kind of crack got put in this saga specifically but consider me hooked

[mossyriverrocks]

WISDOM SAGA REACTION

Legendary - I went in thinking I wasn’t gonna like it very much but HOLLLLYYYYYY SHITTT it grew on me fast. The seamless transition to the suitors is AUGU. And??? “Whatchu gonna do about it champ” I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS PART OF THE SONG SO AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STREAM I WAS JUST LIKE OH I GUESS WE’RE DOING THIS NOW. WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED WHEN IT PLAYED. My only gripe: the L-L-L-Legendary part. Telemachus my boy don’t stoop to being a SoundCloud rapper yet you have suitors to beat 😭

Little wolf - HOLY SHIT. ITS SO GOOD??? The first time Antinous says “wanna be a man so” he sounds a lil 🏳️‍🌈💅✨it made me laugh BUT AUGH ITS SO GOOD. THE PART WHERE THEY JUMP BACK INTO BATTLE AND THE PIANO PLAYS AUAGAHAUAUABAH ????? AND ATHENA’s LIEK DESCANT OMGGG Ough I love that song

We’ll be fine - Needa listen to it more but like YES TELEMACHUS HIT THAT FALSETTO. Hey I’m normal bro I’m normal. Love in Paradise - OUGH. OUGH. AUGH. BROOOO. Head in hands SOBBING ITS SO GOOD. The beginning with Athena is like HGHGGH Yes ok ok ANSNND. AND THEN CALYPSO STARTS. I listened to that one clip before it came out one too many times so I’m still getting used to the change in how “Hello no I can kill you where you stand” is sung but it’s SO GOOD. And. Ough. Ok. WHEN I TELL TOU. WHEN I TELL YOU. ODYSSEUS BEING SUICIDAL. ODYSSEUS TRYING TO JUMP. IM NOT OK. THAT PART MEANS SO MUCH TO MEEEE ITS SO COMFORTING TO HAVE SUICIDAL CHARACTERS. And. Bro I’m so normal about that part IM SO NORMAL. “Just let me close my eyes” AUAHAUGAH “Come into my open arms” CALYPSO WAS VILE FOR THAT. That part honestly like reminds me of myself so it’s like. Augh I love it.

GOD GAMES - HOOOOOOEEEEH. IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ONE FOR AGESS. AND IM OBSSESED. There are a few gripes but they’ll grow on me dw I just needa get used to them. The beginning sounds a bit awkward musically and at the end when Zeus does the whole thunder bringer thing. I think he could’ve been addressing her directly? Like saying “you” instead of “her” because it just kinda sounds edgy anime kid but I get that the rhymes would be messed up. BUT ANYWAYS APOLLO SOUNDS BANGER HEPHESTUS OUGHHHH APHRODITE AND ARES IM SOOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO OBSSESED WITH LIKE AUAHAUAVAUAHH HERAAAAAAA HER NEW VOICE. AHSURBDHNFNJ AND THE??? AND THE AND THE AND THE AND THE END??? WITH ATHENA??? IN INSTRUMENTATION IS SOOO COOLLLLLL AND THE PLWADING IM SO NORMAL IM NORMAL AUAHAUABAHAUABAHABAH

[rockintapper]

the um

te sec2ond one, the thi3rd one

ok so basically i say whar i think about rhythm heavem chatacters. starting with Tengoku brcuase why nawt

readmore ebcuase this posr long as hell!!!!! please work this time

uh

karate joe: hi kasper the he <3 i wana hug him,

hair vegetables: what Thr fcuk

sarge: idk. attention march

squadmates: petar

air batter AIRBATTERR 💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💞💞💕💞

space umpire: perpetual smiler

the clappy trio: your sequel stinks!!!! /sillay i love your wigs

sneaky spirits: get bow and arrow'd l plud ratio /j

samurai steve: hi sage hes really cool actual6 #chilling

yokai (the thingies the samurai slices): pe uliar little cratures. up to no good

rats: thr cheese

ms. whiskers: THE FIRST CAT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

sick beats doctor/dr. cutlery: hes vibing ong. why do you hsve an endless game

thr viruses: leav that litlle guy alone >:(!!!!!!!

yellow organism (sick beats): little guye :) dj yelo

the donpans: theyre all dating your honor

yagura-chan: spiteful luttle child i love her. may she grow up and pan

mahou tsukai: hi rocket The WIZARB!!!! magic autism

ojou-chan: flowers autism

the monster (wizard's waltz): STOP EATING MY PLANTS

pengiuns (showtime): yhe dillays i love them they deerve the worl

monkey (showtime): i just read about him. gonna make him explode now

rabbit: boing boing boing boing boing b

tram and pauline/poline: hi cheese THE FOXES the foxes ever hth foxes ever the

space gramps: i widh he was my grangpa 💔 /j

space dancers: pa-pa-pa-PUNCH! put some respect on my boys plea

q maou: AAGH. AAH. AAHHG. AG

contestant: hi 56 hes. hes jist like me frfr /hj

play-yan: hi sunny i really liek. his uh level. minigame. wharever it s called its like. really calming. unless im Going for a Perfect!

mini chounin (power caligraphy): the dancing dancers

akai mono (polyrhythm): i uh. i dont have anything about these thangs. what

RAPMEN: YO. SANJI DESUKA

urakata aki to ki (bouncy road): my children. i love them. i would Kill for th

spheroids (bouncy road): you have a page? on the rh wiki? what?

ninja and the lord (ninja no shison/ninja bodyguard): augh

toss boys: hi ninety The toss bous. they hehheeh3he hugs ao-kun

yuka: YIPPR YIPEEE YIPEE YIPEEEE YIPEEEOEIRIRJ HI T YUKAIEJEBE ^_^ totally isnt dating a tall tapper shes totally not dating a tall ta /lie

giraffe: dont fucking look at me like that

tanaka (ninja reincarnate): AAHHHHHAHAHAEHRHDSHSHEHD /VPOS I LOVE HIM IDK WHERE THIS LOVE FOR HIM CAME FROM BUT I LOVR HIM

kanojo: ypure in good hands. mostly. (cant get the fast part of ninja reincarnate)

waru mono (ninja reincarnate): w,,ario?? w

soshiSOSHIIIIIIII SSOHIIIIII SOSIIOOII SOSHIII EOSBSISI SHSOHSHSIJSSOSHUSII SHSOOSIUSHISJS SOOHSIIII SOSHIII SSOSHISJEOWSHIWJEOWJWJSJSSJEJESK SOSHSISB SSOSHHS

cosmic girl: Rude™ (/hc). may also be the commander in amrching oerders 2,

cosmic dancers: space dancers HATE THEM! /silly

TH RAPP WOEMNEKENENNE kan sbejebdjeTHR RPA WOMRN THEJEBR YURIIIIIIIII JRIIII YUEIII YUIII!!! YHRIIII hi cheese

MAN-K: mN i lovr him hes so cool dud e whaha

biribiriuo (night walk 2): STOP ELECTROCUTING PLAY YAN 💔💔💔💔

usamimi maki sensei: i love the face she makes whe n i press a button too earlu/late. may also be cosmic girl

space rabbits: ive seen you in waroiware.... pets yu

buta-san (tengoku remix 7): pigy :]

barista: i hc his voice is jasmine wright's from the rh iceberg

people at the café: only (canon) black person in the entire series helooo

neko machine: meow. meow. meow.meow owah owah mah? mah? o-mah? m

honse machien: wha,

love-san: suki (cheering)

mr. upbeat: hi tomano tucking him in giving him a goodnight kiss and a glass of milk <3

mannequin; i wonder what game yoyll be in the futue

anata: hi 56 i love his goofy ass smile go girl give us everything

drum girls: wait whered they come fro

samurai drummer: no way. it Tsunk

samurai drummer's band: i did not know you existed hello??

oba-chan: protect. protect. protect.

pwner: Kill. Kill. Kill Kill. Kill. Kill. Ki

producer: who tf are you? what? wait lemme rrad about yo7 furst

im back. music autism

ok thats all the characters in rhythm tengok!!! thanks for Did yiu read all of tjis? zamn!! congrats dude /gn

[risingsunresistance]

thank you techno o7

[summerf0x]

🪳shedroponmywigtillidie-deactivated-cycle-27

Casual reminder that Monster Kelp aren’t real ambush predators. They actively seek prey out instead of waiting for it to come to them.

🎄totally-a-real-pole

What the fuck are you talking about? Monster Kelp have been ambush predators longer than you’ve been clinging to the ceilings. Why don’t you log off and touch some wormgrass instead of projecting your preylessness onto us?

🪳shedroponmywigtillidie-deactivated-cycle-27

I’m the preyless one? At least I can move.

🚨 red_leech_collective

Honestly, we think that this argument is super dumb. Monster Kelp are lineaged versions of Pole Plants, and if Pole Plants are ambush predators then so are Monster Kelp. Typical landwalker L.

-Mod Red Leech 3

🐈 TheSurvivor

can you let go of me please

🪳shedroponmywigtillidie-deactivated-cycle-27

SMH average Red Leech behavior. Always sticking their suckers where they don’t belong. STAY 👏 OUT 👏 OF 👏 AMBUSH 👏 PREDATORS 👏 BUSINESS.

🚨 red_leech_collective

Are you saying that leeches are not ambush predators?

-Mod Red Leech 2

🐈 TheSurvivor

im so cold and i can hear the rain coming please i just want to find my sibling

🪳shedroponmywigtillidie-deactivated-cycle-27

Yes???? Everyone knows Leeches, regardless of color are parasites.

🚨 red_leech_collective

Parasites are a species type, not predator type. I swear, the average intelligence levels on this site are so low.

-Mod Red Leech 3

🐈 TheSurvivor

got a rock gonna throw it

🎄totally-a-real-pole AUGH FUCK

🐈 TheSurvivor

made it to the shelter im safe

🪳shedroponmywigtillidie-deactivated-cycle-27

lol if you hadn’t been so caught up in your stupid argument you would have eaten that Slugcat. I’ll have fun eating them next cycle.

🎄totally-a-real-pole

This loser isn’t in their den!!!

RAIN ATTACK 💧🌧💧🌧💧💧💧💧🌧🌧

🪳shedroponmywigtillidie-deactivated-cycle-27

MY EXOSKELETON

🚨 red_leech_collective

Imagine not being able to breathe water.

🥀 monster-whelp

Glad that asshole’s not going to be in this timeline anymore. But real talk? If you can’t handle Monster Kelp being considered an ambush predator unfollow now.

💣 Scavenger-Wizard-Money-Gang

I gained a net zero of information from this post