#I'm just a 9th grader idk what I'm talking about

[lil-gae-disaster]

I need to get some stuff about spiderman and logistics and shit out of my brain so here we Go

(Disclaimer, I'm not overly educated in the following topics and only have access to the knowledge I was taught in school and my own logical connections, so there may be errors, so don't quote me on anything I'm going to say)

That Spider-Mans Spider was radioactive didn't make sense. At all.

Because:

In the Andrew Garfield movies, the spiders are protected by a door and I can't remember anyone wearing a radioactivity protection suit.

And a radioactive spider would've done more harm than just a few new abilities

I don't really know exactly what the side effects of exposure to Radioactivity are, but definitely nor Superpowers.

Instead, I allow myself to throw a speculation into the room:

The Spider was genetically edited.

Because, again, Garfields Spidermans dad was on the work of a top-secret project that involved those spiders. And, as far as I can remember, the Lizard was his colleague. And how did the Lizard become the Lizard?

He tried to combine human DNA with the DNA of a Lizard to let his limbs regrow.

PLUS, this would also explain the Superpowers more logically

Because the spiders would have to have been genetically edited to produce a serum that makes their DNA compatible with other species' DNA (although this isn't always correspondive, as seen with the Lizard)

And, more specifically, if one were to try to recreate the Spider, the essence the Spider injects into it's victim's body, in that case a human, would have to be able to replace certain parts of the DNA, or find a place to insert itself into the DNA string, of the human DNA and THEN also specified for the test person

This is why I made Novah's aunt a genescientist, because I couldn't comprehend how tf a radioactive spider would've created the same stuff and I needed a logical explanation

@ashlamsms @half-eaten-baguetteee @klick-klaack I think this might interest you

[rat-rant-time]

Men's wedding rings are HORRIBLE

ok OK OK OK here we go, first rant on my rant-centric blog:

These fkin things

I hate these straight boy rings with such a burning passion in the pit of my soul. They are so so so ugly. When I see men talking about how cool these tungsten rings are I feel like I'm going insane... like, are we looking at the same thing?

Mixing metals? That brushed, milled-metal look?????

the fucking bezel on the side????

Ugh don't even get me started on how I feel about black metals in jewelry to begin with.

If you're wearing this ring, this is what I interpret about you: You are an 8th grader in 2013 who is very very proud of the hand-me-down blackberry phone that your dad gave you after he got the newer model. You carry a leather briefcase to school, are experimenting with being a little emo (but not fully emo) and you're a little nervous about going into 9th grade and not being the oldest grade in school anymore.

side note: a lot of these rings appear to have some kind of clear material in the middle that looks like resin and I just KNOW that after a few years of wear the middle of these rings will be yellowed and cloudy and someday these rings will sit in a thrift or antique store and some cool college girl will pick it up, show it to her friend, laugh, and put it down again.

and you may say,

Oh, but Ms. Rat, Tungsten is great and cheap and really durable and they can make it look like a regular gold wedding band check it out?

idk why but this SHAPE of wedding ring just makes me feel itchy. Like, It looks so obviously milled, like someone took a hunk of cheap metal and milled it down into a ring in 5 minutes (which they probably did!) its like, here you go Man™ here is your slop so no one would dare think you own something lovingly crafted, we just threw this together so no one would think you care. Oh also we put an axe on the inside just so you know its a MANS ring just for MANLY MEN who like AXES and WOODSMOKE and LEATHER but not in the gay way

UUHhhh yeah so thats it. I hate these rings. There is no deeper meaning to this post. (except maybe we could talk about why men's products have to always be "rugged" and "manly" at the expense of actual aesthetics because they feel like its too feminine these days to even have a regular old solid gold band or -god forbid- something with a bit more visual interest that doesn't look like garbage) Is this a controversial take? If you own one of these I am sorry. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings but sometimes you must scream into the void, yk?

[geeisafleabag]

yes so it is going to be a Roman fic taking place over the span of season one, at least. I'm aiming for 10k words if that means anything. I want them to be strangers until something happens like she and Shelley work together on a school project, attention is drawn to her and Peter bc they are gypsies, or just something happens that Roman is interested in, and at some point she is going to defend Shelley when those freshmen are bullying here in ep 3 and Roman is going to come to her when he sees+

Peter and Leetha together, it's going to be slow burn and they are first going to be good friends and have a really great relationship like Roman can come to her whenever he needs to about whatever, his emotions are really able to come out around her, he can say whatever, I want their relationship to be just a really nice one, I'm not sure how but at some point Roman and she want to fuck but Roman hasn't told her that it's hard for him to not attack her and I guess it would revolver around her being human if he hadn't told him about his relationship with blood but idk yet but he would be really insecure about that with her but its cool for them, and I guess it would also span into season 2 when he becomes a fully upir but who knows yet but yeah I honestly have no idea what I'm going to do other than a general plot and some scenes fuck me but help if you can

Okay. So I’m either gonna go with the witch idea or just have her be a normal person. Whether she is Romani and/or related to Peter is up to you, but based off of what I can tell that part doesn’t seem to mess with the story much. The thing is if you make her a werewolf then maybe that would make Roman think that maybe she is the vargulf upon talking to Peter and probably that would lead to a connection possibly. Shelley is a 9th grader, I believe, so the chances of your character having a class with her (if you were wanting this girl character to be the same age and grade as Roman and Peter) would be slightly unlikely. Don’t know if you’re american or not but considering the story line takes place in America and all, the schooling is pretty cut and dry. I mean there are rare cases where an older person may be in a lower class or vice a versa, but it’s something you would obviously have to explain, I think.

Anyways, I like the normal person idea the most just based off of where you want the story to go. I do rec a rewatch of the first 2 seasons. Roman isn’t actually dangerous to anybody in season 1 as Peter said something along the lines of “The upir hasn’t grown his teeth” or something like that? It’s been awhile but I remember him saying this to his mother when mentioning Roman. So that dynamic would be more of a season 2 type thing. Also keep in mind that Peter leaves and that is what causes Roman to turn full upir (aka suicide) and I believe if he’s as close as he is to your character that might not happen. So you would have to give him a reason to make that full change in order for that problem to actually arise or it’s just going to be Roman feeling insecure about his interest in blood considering it’s not an actual hunger in season 1.

I hope this makes sense. If you have any other questions, lmk.

[mashedpotatosunrise]

I'm bored so I'm doing this because I'm secretly a 9th grader

ASK ME THINGS 1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? -Howdy 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? -fuck that dude 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? -yes 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? -7 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? -sober 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? -I don't mess anything up ever 7. What does your last received text say? -Thomas said "Hell yeah, enjoy and episode of friends! Don't worry, we can make fun of his gap tooth whenever you want. 🤣" 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? -damn we really gotta bring this up? 9. Where was your last kiss at? -I'm done with this portion of the interview 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? -too long ago 11. What do you drink in the morning? -water, red bull spritzers, chai lattes 12. Where did you sleep last night? -my bed 13. Do you think relationships are hard? -yes 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? -nah 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? -I'd punch him straight in the dick 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? -sunny 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? -several 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? -sweatshirt and shorts 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? -idgaf 20. Does anyone like you? -everyone likes me 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? -idk I can't keep track but yes for sure Sam 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? -I wish 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? -probably 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? -never seriously 25. In the past week have you cried? -no 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? -I don't know 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? -in 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? -I mean probably 29. Do you think you’re old? -I know I'm old 30. Do you like text messaging? -depends on who I'm texting 31. What type of day are you having? -vanilla 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? -I've done it at least 2 times I think 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? -warm 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? -several 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? -neither right now 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? -simply complicated 37. What song are you listening to? -why you assuming I'm listening to music? 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? -usually 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? -Samsquatch 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? -I don't like anyone 41. When did you last receive a text message? -at least an hour ago 42. What is wrong with you right now? -I'm not asleep 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? -it was my sister so pretty well 44. Does anyone disgust you? -Trump 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? -no 46. Are you in a good mood right now? -neutral 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? -Thomas 48. What color shirt are you wearing? -black 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? -probably 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? -yes 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? -I haven't fallen. Only tripped 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? -sure 53. Do you like rain? -I have no choice not to. I live in Juneau 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? -to a certain extent. 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? -100% 56. Do you like to cuddle? -no 57. Are you shy? -not all the time 58. Do you get along with girls? -they frighten me 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? -no 60. What do you carry with you at all times? -my body 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? -100% 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? -I could. Don't know if any guy is capable. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? -fuck nah 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? -yas 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? -no 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? -I can't keep track of that 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? -pay 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? -ew 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? -no 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? -idgaf 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? -just a phone please. 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? -when I ate at Sam's a few weeks ago 73. Do you like diet soda? -i don't like soda in general 74. What color are the walls in your room? -depends on what room we talk about. Lavender or white. 75. Are you 16 or older? -Lord yes 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? -no 77. Do you have a job? -yes 78. What are your initials? -BDD 79. Did you ever have braces? -no I wish 80. Are you from the south? - yes. SOUTH Dakota 81. What does your last status on facebook say? -Oh goodness I don't know 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? -ew no 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? -Uh.. Both? 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? -yes 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? -I don't know 86. Do you smoke? -nah homie 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? -depends on the occasion 88. Is your phone touch screen? -yes 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? -straight 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? -no 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? -pool 92. Have you ever made out in a car? -of course 93. …Had sex in a car? -no 94. Are you single or in a relationship? -single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? -getting into bed 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? -a few weeks ago 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? -sure 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? -kind of 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? -kind of 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? -no hate 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? -nah 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: -animal 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? -I wish 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? -I've done it. Never again. Goodness I wish I could say I didn't just spend 15 minutes doing this.