#I'm juat THINKING !!

[spacedace]

Got another DP x DC prompt for yall:

Things in Amity are going bad, the GIW are getting more aggressive and Jack and Maddie are starting to suspect there is something ghostly going on with Danny and Jazz is scared out of her mind and desperate to get them the hell out or dodge before she comes home one day to find her baby brother strapped to a table in the basement or worse.

She knows there's no way she's going to be able to get custody of Danny though (maybe she's still a minor herself, maybe she is over eighteen but it takes more than being a legal adult to get custody of a kid, and Jazz just doesn't have what the government is looking for and she can't risk Danny getting lost in the system) and even if she could, where could they possibly go? Even if they ran away, they don't have any way to survive.

Half out of her mind with stress and exhaustion late one night she ends up digging through their family tree looking for someone, anyone, that looks like they might be able to help, that could at least get them away from Amity Park if nothing else. She and Danny had each other, and literally anything was better then the nightmare creeping ever closer.

And somehow it doesn't even take that long, maybe luck finally shifting their way for once, maybe Clockwork nudging things along just right, but she finds someone.

As far as family relations go, they're on branches as far away from each other as possible while still being on the same tree. And of course the person in question has a pretty massive criminal background and is still super obviously involved in some shady stuff, but Jazz does her research and can see that - criminal mastermind or no - there's no history of vivisecting children or ghost hunting and honestly the Goonion review is pretty glowing.

Besides, Gotham's ambiant ectoplasm is about the same as Amity Park's, it'll help keep Danny (and her, really, as liminal as she is) healthy.

It's a long shot, but short of fleeing to the Ghost Zone and praying their parents don't chase after them, it's all she’s got. So, using one of Tucker's programs, she gets ahold of a phone number and makes the call.

To say that Oswald Cobblepot is surprised by her reaching out and suspicious of her desperate request would be an under statement.

But he knows a con, and this doesn't sound like one. The girl on the other end of the line sounds close to tears, begging him to hear her out, pleading for his help. When he has his people investigate he finds that Jasmine Fenton isn't lying. They are distant cousins - very distant - and the kids' parents are honestly Arkham levels of insane and the kids' teachers have been getting progressively more frantic in their reporting on their concerns. The notes on Daniel Fenton and the number of visible injuries he's been going to school with are particularly concerning. As is the fact that the Drs. Fenton are apparently scientists on top of being entirely mad.

Call Oswald a soft touch, but there's an old childhood wound deep in his heart that has him feeling for the kids, and from what he’s seen of Jasmine - Jazz, she said to call her, and her little brother is Danny, not Daniel - she's got the kind of drive he admires.

And hell it's not as if he can't afford to put them up in an apartment somewhere out of the way if they turn out to be too much trouble. Besides adopting a couple of sad kids from a shitty home can only be good for his reputation, look how well it worked for Bruce Wayne.

Maybe if he plays his cards right, he can set up a play date with the Wayne kids or something, really get some good networking in.

[dubiousdisco]

Johnny's ass keeps pushing Sento away from the support on his back because it's too big btw, do you think Sento knows. Is Sento aware that johnny's cheeks are constantly pushing it. And if so, do you think Sento cares at all, being a sword and all. Is that mundane for a sword. Does Sento compare whose backs or waists or butts or hands felt nicer. Does Kenshi know. Would it tell Kenshi that his hands are the most caring but Johnny's ass is the biggest.

[thevoidstaredback]

2021

Me: I work in a different city almost everyday this month. Can I take the train? It'll save ya gas and money and time

Parents: No

2022

Me: I work in a different city almost everyday this month. To save gas and money, can I take the train?

Parents: No

2023

Me: I work in a different city almost everyday this month. Can I take the train to save gas and money?

Parents: No

2024

Me: I work in a different city almost everyday this month. Can I take the train to save gas and money?

Parents: No

Parents, a week later: Buy a train pass because gas is expensive

Me: Okay, but I don't get paid until Tuesday

Parents, that Tuesday: Don't get a pass; we'll take you to work

Me: Alright, then I'm going to spend this $85 on food and gas

Parents, yesterday: You're taking the train to work tomorrow because gas is expensive

Me, to myself: If you'd actually teach me to drive, we wouldn't be having this problem

[strawhatyaa]

Danny Phantom crow au

continuation of my I am the ghost king I speak for the crows Danny au or whatever as I try to finish this b4 I have to pay attention in class but danny!! teaches the crows n if this is a dp x dc au sorta thing and he goes to school there maybe he is just that one weird kid that gets up at bumfuck in the morning to feed and talk to the crows.

and if bruce adopts Danny and maybe Danny figures out and just doesn't say anything for shits n giggles and when he ominously says he knows and they ask how he figured out he can just say like "the crows told me" or something and they notice "hey now that you mention it there ARE a lot of crows around the manor lately..." and they wrongfully assume that Danny is a meta that can talk to crows because us I eyes glow green around them(cause there are some weird meta powers out there there is no way there isnt) and because they figured out Danny is the reason for the increase in crows, he earns extra brother points with Damian :) ill expand on this more if I think of anything and tell me if YOU have any ideas for this au, id love to hear :))

first post

[theood]

Debating asking to go to a thing last minute

[larry-koops-again]

Some may think that my second favorite Mario character is another one of the Koopalings, but no

It's this thing

[kerosene-saint]

just learning there may be a chance I have dyslexia and just never knew

[jhinstrumental]

That Jhin in flat colors was part of a bigger thing for JhinHwei week way back when, before I got sick but... I just have so much going on rn I don't think I can finish it...

[da-riya]

Me, not knowing if I'm feeling hot or cold bleeding from my nose and choking while drinking my tea: "yeah I'm fine I should do this job for at least another 3 months, then I can get the sign up bonus"

[asexual-vampire]

Sometimes the answer to your problems really is as simple as putting something in your ass

[mywaywardcupcake]

Ok, my spouse finally got me to watch Scream, and I'm kind of mad at myself for not watching it before.

[ancient-reverie]

does anyone else realize that white supremacy in america has also taken white people culture away from various different white cultures there used to be and made it into one conglomerate white person thing. like I can't look back into my ancestors and find any culture at all. and I can't really say that being american is much of a culture really it's just capitalism, and surviving that capitalism

[millenniumdueled]

sorry I haven't been more active on my muses lately my brain is just. not. working.

[kashilascorner]

Remember when I said Tamino looked exactly like someone who would break my heart? Well, he left without saying goodbye so now I know for a fact 💔😔

[fitzselfships]

I'm autisming so hard right now so here's Fuzzy lore since I don't remember ever posting it anywhere (btw I've been struggling to word things correctly for the past few days so sorry if this doesn't make sense or the wording is weird)

Fuzzy was found by Stretchy. They were stuck in his chute causing a lot of blockage before he finally managed to get them out. He ends up freaking out because like. An entire person was in there for who even knows how long lol

He rushes them over to Tiny so he can fix them. Fuzzy was impossible to fix since they're a more modern model of robot, but Tiny and Stretchy managed to do it. Fuzzy doesn't wake up immediately, but when they do wake up, they're confused and scared

Fuzzy is freaking out because it seemed like one minute they were sitting on the same scrap heap the others were abandoned on and then the next they're in a place they don't even recognize. This was also Fuzzy's first time seeing other robots so they had no idea what Tiny and Stretchy even were

After giving them time to calm down, Tiny and Stretchy explain what happened. Tiny asks for their name but Fuzzy's like "I don't think I have one of those :(" they also have literally no memory of their personality or anything like that

Tiny decides to give them a name. They're named Fuzzy because of their fuzzy outer covering and their fur. Tiny tells Stretchy to give them a tour of their world, and he's like "yeah okay" but he's like. Really not sure about this since he still needs to get back to work

After giving them a tour and (attempting) to introduce them to the others, which was impossible because Fuzzy kept hiding behind him the entire time, he tells them to wait for Tiny while he goes back to the junkyard. That doesn't work out though because now Fuzzy has imprinted on him like a duckling lol

Stretchy is annoyed at this and reluctantly decides he's just going to have to bring them with him to the junkyard. Fuzzy ends up following him around there too and trying to copy him. This is when Fuzzy starts learning that they're a robot

The next few days, Fuzzy still stays close to Stretchy, who is slowly starting to enjoy their company, but they also start venturing out on their own to learn how to be a robot

Eventually, Fuzzy is finally less nervous and starts to become the way they are now. Them and Stretchy also start to bond with each other. He finally decides to ask why Fuzzy was sticking so close to him and why they chose to be around him out of everyone else. Fuzzy says "because you're my hero!!! :]" and Stretchy is confused

Fuzzy explains that if it wasn't for him taking them to Tiny that they probably would've been destroyed beyond repair, and that while he could've easily just left them, he actually cared enough to get them fixed and then Stretchy's like "OH OKAY 🥺🥺🥺🥺"

Fuzzy begins learning about what they're good at besides helping Stretchy around the junkyard. Fuzzy learns that they're very good at singing, comedy and fashion design. Tiny, who was planning a welcome party for Fuzzy, hears Fuzzy singing and sees some of the outfits they made, and asks them if they'd like to perform for everyone

Fuzzy agrees to do it, but is VERY nervous about it. Stretchy and Tiny assure them that it'll be alright, and that everyone will love them

At the party, Fuzzy performs for everyone, which was a HUGE success. After this they're shown to their new home. It was built next to the junkyard so they could easily go over and help Stretchy. They were also gifted a bunch of different fabrics and supplies to make outfits

Basically now Fuzzy and Stretchy are best friends. The two of them are rarely seen apart, and even when they are apart the other is probably somewhere close by

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

The weirdest thing happened to me last night and I wanna share it because I'm still uneasy and terrified about it and I don't know if I'm overthinking it or not

For context my brother works nights & usually comes home from work really late at night/really early mornings so when I hear someone try to open the door and then ring the doorbell ar 1am, I assume it's my brother who forget his key so I go downstairs to let him in... but I open the door and it turns out it's some random creepy bloke 'asking for directions'.... nothing happened he fucked off but the fact that I heard him try opening our front door is fucking scary. I didn't get any fucking sleep afterwards because I was scared he was gonna come back and I was worrying about what could've happened. Like thank fuck he buggered off pretty quickly but what if he does try and come back again? What if my brother does forget his key one night and when he tries the door I don't let him in because I'm fearful it's this creepy bloke or some other dodgy dude? I fucking hate this