#I'm also a lil lactose intolerant oops

[dino-saurz]

i know a big thing on periods is craving chocolate, but does anyone just crave...dairy? cuz imma be real i just had a small chocolate pudding, ice cream, two glasses of milk and a cup of yogurt 😭 my cravings are satisfied but i am so gonna regret this later </3

[titsuya]

CONGRATS ON 1K SAR MY LUVR!!!! <3 It's so well deserved, let me kiss you pls babes. Thank you so much for hosting this event hehe, I'm majorly excited.

My name is Kai, I'm 18 and go by she/her pronouns. I'm bi but with a pretty strong preference for men, so I'd like to be matched up with a male from Haikyuu please! I'm a Libra sun, Scorpio Rising, Aries moon, and an INFJ! My favorite color is sage green, my favorite food is mac n cheese, and my favorite book is An Abundance of Katherines by John Green. I'm a big ol' sucker for quality time and physical touch, and I'm the type do acts of service/ gift giving for others. It makes me happy to be able to help someone out, or gift them a lil something that lets them know I'm thinking of them. I can be a little reserved when I first meet someone, but it generally doesn't take long for me to get comfortable with them and then I'll come out of my shell.

I'm generally the mom friend, everyone knows me as the reliable one they can come to if they need help, advice, or literally any object ever while we're out because I always have anything you could possibly need on me. I quite literally have an Incredibles 2 Look n Find book in the back of my car....like okay mom. But if you get in the backseat of my car and don't get excited about the Look n Find book and immediately start flipping through it, I don't really know if I can trust you. The only person I'm not great at taking care of is myself oops. Things like I pick up wayyyy too many hours at work for my own good and overwork myself, or I'm lactose intolerant but for some reason can never remember to take lactaid. I need a person that will remind me it's okay to take breaks and time for myself, but will also remind me to take things like take lactaid before I eat dairy, or my birth control because I'm also awful at remembering to take my pill on time.

I love a good party, and once I've found my perfect buzz you'll probably find me on the dance floor, or kicking ass at beer pong (I'm so good at pong pls). As mom friend, I've become a pro at caring for drunk people while pretty under the influence myself, but on the occasional time when I know someone else is specifically in charge it feels nice to be able to let myself go for a night and have someone else doting on me...especially if it's my s/o I'd love for them to take care of me for a night hehe.

If I'm being honest, I have a pretty big problem with getting hit on my nasty a$$ men :// Because of this, I really appreciate having an s/o that's protective and wants to make me feel safe. Nothing makes my heart flutter more than when they keep a hand on my lower back while guiding me through crowds, aren't afraid to stare down people that are looking at me the wrong way or that make gross comments, or give me their jackets to wear with their name on it so people know I'm theirs. I'm a big sucker for a protective s/o (the healthy kind, ofc).

For hobbies, I'm big on reading and writing, but I also really like astrology and reading tarot. I'm also super into music, I have so many playlists, one for just about every occasion or scenario you could think of. I also have a record player that I use allllll of the time, I especially love it for when I'm cleaning my room, which is probably the real reason why my room is clean all of the time lol.

My dream date consists of going to a bookstore together, picking out some fun new books to read, and then settling down in a cute little cafe to get coffees and either chat about whatever comes to mind or read our new books and just share space together. Also am definitely not opposed to study dates in the same environment, because doing well in school is important to me.

For physical appearance, I have hazel eyes that tend to lean more to the green side and long, brown hair that's a mess of either waves or curls depending on how it's feeling that day, my hair almost never looks the same twice. I'm pale af, like might as well be translucent. I'm super short, standing at whopping 5'0 on a good day, and I'm kinda built like a door LMAO....skinny and in decent shape but just without much curve to me (my wide ribcage is my arch nemesis).

Sorry this got so long oopsies....hopefully I covered everything!! Thank you so much again, I can't wait to see who I'm matched up with!

HIIIII BABY ILYSMMMM TY FOR JOINING MY EVENT I HOPE U LOVE IT !!! <333

I MATCH YOU WITH

MATSUKAWA ISSEI

NO BC you guys found each other in the weirdest way, but who knew it’d lead to you falling for each other? you guys are so adorable :,( he towers over you because he’s so big !! scares off all the creeps that even look in your direction !! takes care of you when your sick or drunk !! strokes through your curls while you lay your head in his lap while you read !! brb crying

YOUR TROPE: fake dating (kinda)

like you said, you’re sexy (oh you didn’t say that ? weird that’s literally what i read) and there are always creeps trying to bug you (sorry abt that btw men are scum) and hit on you. well one ex tinder date finds you while at the grocery store and tries flirting with you and asking you to go on a date with him. you’re panicked like “wtf pls get away from me” and issei notices from the produce section and swoops in. “excuse me? what are you doing talking to my girlfriend?” and you look at him with wide eyes because 1. who is he? 2. why is he hot? anyways, he kinda scares off the creep and you turn to thank him for saving you, nervously. he brushes it off with a charming smile and you introduce yourselves and part ways. you kinda keep seeing him all around town and finally, he sees you at a restaurant and offers to buy you dinner and how can you refuse the tall, brooding yet handsome man that practically saved your life. yeah… you guys fell in love after that dinner.

YOUR SONG: my kind of woman — mac demarco

nothing really specific as to why i chose this song ! i just feel like its a song they’d play at a bookstore and issei would run away from the forensic books to come find you in YA or romance just to kiss you and say he loves you </3

moodboard!!!

DRABBLE (will not proofread im sorry)

“c’mon, doll,” he grunts, picking you up off the floor of your bathroom at home. “up, let’s get you changed and in some comfy clothes.”

you giggle, laying on the cold floor, swatting his hands away, “‘sei, ground feels soooo good, let’s cuddle!”

he smiles, softly, squatting down to move the stray hairs away from your face, eyeing your flushed face. he thinks about how lucky he is to see you having this much fun, how lucky he is to take care of you since you forget to take care of yourself.

he picks you up, ignoring your protest and taking you to your shared bedroom to get your drunken self changed and ready for bed.

as he takes off your clothes, you gasp, jokingly, “are you trying to seduce me, ‘sei?” he simply rolls his eyes and sticks one of his shirts on you.

he climbs into bed with you and pushing you to sleep on your side, before lightly draping his arm over your waist. “see, we’re cuddling?” he whispers into your ear, placing a soft kiss there.

“mhm,” you hum, delightedly. a few seconds of silence goes by as he traces the skin on your arm as he waits for you to fall asleep and you talk again, whispering, “thank you…”

“don’t mention it, baby, ‘s alright to have fun, okay?” he rubs your arm, squeezing it affectionately. “i love you,”

you giggle, “i love you more,”

[aphrodite-made-me-write-it]

1. 29. 33. 38. 47. 53. 57. 60. 80. 88. 93. 97

That’s a lot lmao sorry

it's all good bb!!

1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?

aw man i'd LOVE to have a bear as a pet. a black bear. they are so fucking cute, i want to snuggle them and kiss their stupid little noses so badly. i saw one for the first time a few years ago and i was SO excited. but my family was like 'u cannot pet that bear what is wrong with u'

29. What is the natural state of your hair?

a lil curly, just enough to get a good natural wave when i have layers to it. and blonde. very, very blonde. i was born with red hair but now it's that kinda blonde fanfic authors cream their pants over

33. Last time you had an orgasm?

this morning, it's p much the first thing i do when i wake up lmao

38. What color do you wear the most?

red! i look great in it. i wear a lot of black, too, but i also have a lot of warm colors.

47. Sweet or salty?

salty all day babey

53. Favorite kind of pizza?

sorry, i'm boring, i just like cheese pizza. to my defense, im lactose intolerant so i shouldn't really be eating it anyway

57. Favorite labels about you?

damn bro i dont even know. um, i gotta admit, my mind went to all sorts of places for this question. like, nicknames, things im known for?? man, uh, my family started calling me 'bam bam' after the second door incident. so probably that, it makes me laugh.

60. What size shoe do you wear?

... 6.5

80. Has your opinion changed on something recently?

ugh i learned some bad shit abt morgan freeman that totally ruined my opinion of him. fuck that guy, but damn, there goes half my childhood

88. What’s something you would rate 10/10?

fried potatoes

93. What’s your spirit animal?

oop for the record i didn't really realize this q was on here but i do understand that this term is insensitive to native americans (and possibly other indigenous groups, but im not as educated as i should be) but ill answer it in a sense of 'if i were an animal, what would i be'! in which case, the answer is probably something like a bear or a very aggressive small dog.

97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person?

i'm a pretty good mix, i think! while i do kinda go overboard with planning, i don't really panic when things don't go to plan, and i'm kinda prone to distractions anyway so plans are kinda loose enough for wiggle room