#I'd love to see Inntouch in a romantic role again.

[aliceisathome]

My Stand In Ep 11 of DOOOOOM. Here we go. I have tea, chocolate and a new Labour government to see me through.

I can kinda see where Mike's coming from in the confrontation at the apartment - he doesn't know that Ming's been in love with the same Joe all along.

OH HELLO! Ming's being held at Payu's house. Well, the outside is Payu's house - the inside set is somewhere that doesn't match AT ALL. Odd choice.

Up looks good in his hunger strike bed scene - the mussed hair suits him.

Excellent bit of babygirling in the hospital as well.

I don't get his mum at all though - she's all over the place as far as her allegiances go. Make your mind up darling. And don't even get me started on the patriarch - nasty, abusive old man. Fuck you - I hope both your sons, your daughter and your grandson all abandon you. Die with your money.

And Tong! How low can you go? Not only do you try and use your unborn son as leverage but you then get your SECRETARY to deliver divorce papers before confirming that you only married for money. Mai is well out of it. I'm sure we can find a nice man or woman for her - how about Sol? He's single.

The line 'finally we're together' at 35 mins into the episode heralds absolute disaster of course.

Joe, baby, you're too bloody nice. Shame you didn't know Tong had just had Mai served with divorce papers before pleading that he wanted to see his baby's face. And Tong with his whole he 'wouldn't have let Joe do it if he'd known something would happen' schtick - he literally went there begging Joe to help because they were going to kill him.

Nice to get a reverse mistaken from behind bit though.

Do NOT tell me Tong's going to get a redemption arc. FFS. I want him tortured, reputation destroyed and then thrown off the same cliff Joe fell from. Luckily Ming's dad is maintaining bastard status. Can we yeet him as well?

And then, just when Ming's almost got Joe out of there, his mum fucks up again - first the lawyer to Joe's ma and now the cops? Lady, you really make some terrible decisions.

YOU JUST SHUT UP BLIND DUDE! JOE - DO NOT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT DAMMIT. THERE'S MORE KISSING TO DO PLUS YOU NEED TO TOP MING AT LEAST ONCE.

Send more chocolate.