#I’m the funniest person alive

[mishaesque]

[nonbinary-vents]

Iran’s so desperate to get Iranian Jews back that they’re sending private jets to our homes to pick us up

[abi177]

And winter is killing me even more 😗

[kingscythe]

hell yeah man i’m pregaming (brushing my teeth before going to the dentist)

[arinakaard]

how i feel not fixating on ro/uxls for once in like 4 years

[loser-user-noaccuser]

Mum was talking about danny devito and my brain replaced danny wagner with Danny devito so now I’m picturing danny devito as the drummer of greta and i’m losing my mind

[zeninsama-moved]

[eveningserenityyy]

Literally no one I know likes my x-files Halloween costume idea so y’all hear me out:

Me. I’m agent mulder. I wear a trench coat and run around yelling “SCULLY!” Or “SAMANtHaA” all night.

You. You’re in the inflatable alien costume (you know. The one that looks like it’s kidnapping you. Yes that one excellent). I chase you as I flail around my fbi badge. You are the truth and you are out there.

we fall in love.

[worldsbiggestnerd101]

stupid idea

i’m so stupid ☠️

[granma-sweetie]

things megamind would say to his therapist

[eefonline]

arab (assigned rizzler at birth)

[46ratsinatrenchcoat]

Pro Tip: If you ever are sobbing and need some music to listen to, listen to a song like Timber or I Love It (that song where the girl crashes her car) because they always go so hard then, and sometimes you can relate to the, in the funniest possible ways.

[abi177]

It’s no longer live, laugh, love

Instead

It’s sob, scream, suffer

tis the season 😀

[manicdream13]

i love homestuck!!

[ofhouseusher]

You after sending Ava and I the most deranged content in the gc

I LOVE A LITTLE BIT OF RAZZLE DAZZLE!

[loser-user-noaccuser]

I do be just giggling to myself any chance i get