#I’m soooooo thrilled

[crowwithahotdog]

IM SCREAMING I JUST FINISHED THE QUILT TOP AND IM OVER THE MOOOOOOOOOOON this is the best ever i love patchworking im gonna be a patchwork person now i cannot be stopped

[spelllingandthemysteryschool]

with all due respect i think if i have to spend one more second of my life on linkedin i am actually going to end up violently committing suicide

[oldiesstationlover11607]

🎶Good morning, good morning to you!🎶

Fun fact, I spent at least ten minutes looking for a greeting-related lyric from a band I saw in concert yesterday and could not find one that wasn’t extremely sad. Gives you an idea of my music tastes. So you get this one!

Anyways, hi! It’s 💛! Your favorite anon (jk). I absolutely loved the Disney story! I’m a Disney freak myself so I was sure I would know all the fun facts, but your story actually taught me one (never say fanfiction never teaches you anything). Also, your Daughter series has my soul in a death grip. I’m addicted to it.

So, I have a request. I absolutely loved the vampire story you did and the dynamic between vampire Josh, Tyler, and the reader. And I’m a sucker for a good angst. Soooooo…I was wondering if you could maybe do a fallow up where the reader’s hunger just cannot be solved (she’s just always hungry. I can’t think of a better way to describe it). So, out of necessity (and part curiosity), she one day follows Tyler on his hunt for a live blood source. But, one way or another, Josh finds out and he gets really mad (maybe just because he didn’t want her to kill or maybe he’s also a bit jealous too…your choice 😏).

I wanted to get this request in prior to the end of October which is why I made it now, but if you don’t see the vision of don’t want to do it that is totally fine. 💛

Real Thing Part 2 - Vampire!Tyler Joseph + Josh Dun X Reader

Warnings: Vampire stuff, blood, possessive tyler and caretaker josh (i love this dynamic so much hehe)

Word Count: 2066

A/N: Another vampire fic! God J love this AU so much hehe - enjoy :)

Part 1

The hunger had been gnawing at me for days. No matter how many blood packs I drank, no matter how much Josh reassured me that it would get easier, the ache never faded. It sat there, constant, coiled in the pit of my stomach like a snake ready to strike. And Tyler’s words echoed in my mind, his voice a low, teasing whisper that lingered long after he’d walked away.

You’ll realize you’re still hungry.

It was true. No matter how much I wanted to believe Josh—that this life didn’t have to be about killing, that we could survive without giving in to the darker urges—I couldn’t escape the truth.

I was starving.

I tried to distract myself. Josh and I went through our routine, checking the bags, rationing what we had left. He sat with me every night, his calm presence a comfort, his touch grounding me. But it wasn’t enough anymore. They felt thin, weak—barely a drop of relief for the storm brewing inside me. And every time Tyler’s words crept back in, the hunger sharpened, cutting deeper, “it’s a full-on rush.”

I couldn’t help but wonder if he was right. Maybe there was something more I needed, something only a living pulse could give me.

The thought terrified me. But it also thrilled me.

So, one night, when Josh had gone out to scout for more supplies, I found myself slipping away from our hideout, my heart pounding with a mix of fear and anticipation. I knew where Tyler would be. He didn’t exactly hide his hunting grounds—always close to the edge of the city, where the streets grew quieter, darker, and more dangerous.

My footsteps echoed faintly in the alley as I followed the trail of his scent. It was familiar, comforting in a way that only made me feel more conflicted. I told myself I was just watching, just curious, but deep down, I knew better. The hunger had driven me here. It was gnawing at me, clawing at the edges of my control, and no matter how much I tried to suppress it, it was winning.

I found Tyler in a shadowed alley, leaning casually against the brick wall, his gaze fixed on a couple walking down the narrow street. He hadn’t noticed me yet, his focus entirely on his prey, his body tense with anticipation. The way he watched them, his eyes gleaming in the dim light, sent a shiver through me.

I should’ve turned back. I should’ve left right then.

But I didn’t.

Instead, I stepped closer, my breath shallow, heart racing. Tyler’s head snapped toward me, and for a moment, his eyes widened in surprise. Then, that familiar smirk crept across his face.

“Look who finally showed up.” His voice was a low, teasing purr. “Couldn’t resist, huh?”

I swallowed hard, the hunger twisting inside me, making it difficult to think. “I’m just… watching.”

Tyler raised an eyebrow, pushing off the wall and stepping closer to me. His presence was intoxicating, overwhelming, like a magnet pulling me toward him. “Just watching?” he echoed, his voice dripping with amusement. “That’s not what it looks like.”

I opened my mouth to argue, but I couldn’t find the words. The truth was, I wasn’t sure why I was here. Part of me was curious—wondering if feeding from a living source would really be different, if it would finally quench the unrelenting thirst. But another part of me felt guilty, like I was betraying Josh and everything he’d been trying to teach me.

Tyler’s eyes flicked down to my throat, his grin widening as he stepped even closer, his breath brushing against my skin. “You’re hungry,” he murmured, his voice low and dangerous. “I can see it. You’re starving.”

My heart raced, my breath coming in shallow bursts as Tyler’s hand ghosted over my arm, his fingers trailing lightly along my skin. The hunger roared to life inside me, fierce and demanding, and for the first time, I didn’t push it down. I let it rise, let it take over, my body trembling with the intensity of it.

And Tyler could feel it. He leaned in closer, his lips brushing against my ear as he whispered, “Come with me.” 

The world around us seemed to fade as Tyler's words lingered in the air, beckoning me toward something I had fought against for so long. My pulse quickened, my breath shaky. I wanted to say no, to turn and run back to the safety Josh had built for me. But the hunger was too loud now, a living thing clawing at me from the inside, and Tyler’s presence only made it worse—made it unbearable.

Without thinking, I nodded.

Tyler’s smile widened, his grip on my arm tightening just slightly as he led me deeper into the alley, farther from the soft glow of streetlights and closer to the shadows. My heart pounded in my chest, not out of fear, but anticipation. My body ached with need, my senses sharpening as the scent of fresh blood reached me, faint but enough to send another wave of hunger crashing through me.

We stopped at the mouth of a smaller alley, where a lone figure stood, unaware of the danger lurking nearby. It was a young man, distracted, scrolling on his phone, completely oblivious to the two predators watching him from the shadows.

Tyler's eyes glinted in the darkness as he glanced back at me, his voice low and smooth. “This is for you,” he said, his tone dripping with temptation. “I’ll show you how it’s done. You don’t have to be afraid.”

But I was. Not of the act itself, but of how much I wanted it. The thought of sinking my teeth into warm flesh, of feeling that rush of blood as it flowed into me, was exhilarating in a way I hadn’t expected. The part of me that still clung to Josh’s teachings screamed at me to stop, to turn back before I crossed a line I could never uncross.

But the hunger drowned out that voice. It took over completely, twisting my moral compass into something unrecognizable.

Tyler’s movements were swift and fluid as he approached the man, too fast for him to react. In a blur of motion, Tyler grabbed him, pulling him into the shadows, his fangs flashing before sinking into the man’s neck. The sound of blood rushing filled the air, thick and intoxicating, and I found myself stepping closer, mesmerized by the sight of Tyler feeding.

My mouth watered, my fangs aching as I watched. Tyler’s eyes flicked to me, dark with hunger, and he pulled back just enough to let the man slump against the wall, still alive but dazed, his pulse weak.

“Come closer,” he spoke, blood dripping down from each side of his mouth. As I stepped forward, the man's pulse was a hypnotic rhythm beneath his skin, drawing me closer. Tyler watched me, his eyes gleaming with satisfaction, daring me to give in. My hand hovered near the man’s shoulder, fingers trembling, but it wasn’t the cold that made me hesitate—it was the weight of what I was about to do.

Before I could make the final move, Tyler’s hand shot out, gripping my wrist with surprising gentleness. His gaze never left mine as he pulled me toward him, his lips still wet with blood, the metallic scent wrapping around me.

“Wait,” he whispered, his voice low and seductive. Before I could respond, he leaned in, catching my mouth with his in a fierce, sudden kiss.

My first instinct was to pull away, but then the taste of blood filled my mouth. Warm, fresh, intoxicating. He had parted his lips just enough to let it pass from him to me, shotgunning the crimson liquid into my mouth. My body reacted instantly, the hunger flaring to life as I swallowed, feeling the rush of warmth spread through me. The sensation was overwhelming—electric, raw, and primal in a way I hadn’t felt before.

Tyler’s hands tightened around my waist, pulling me closer as his lips moved against mine. He kissed me deeper, his body pressed firmly to mine, and I could feel the heat of the fresh blood coursing through both of us. It was dizzying. I tasted the rush of the man’s pulse, felt the strength of it as if it were my own, and for a moment, the hunger quieted.

When Tyler finally pulled back, his smirk returned, smug and knowing. His thumb grazed my lip, wiping away the stray drop of blood before licking it off his own finger. “There,” he purred. “How does that feel?”

I stared at him, still breathless, my mind swirling with the aftermath of what had just happened. My hunger was still there, lingering, but the taste of fresh blood—it had been different. Not like the bags. It was immediate, potent, like nothing else I’d experienced since the night I turned.

Tyler tilted his head, his fangs visible under the dim streetlight. “Now you see why it’s so hard to resist. Why bagged blood isn’t what you should be feeding on.”

I swallowed hard, trying to steady myself. The pull of his words was undeniable, and for a moment, I understood the craving Tyler spoke of, that thrill of taking blood straight from the source. It wasn’t just the hunger—it was power, freedom. But as the heat faded from my lips, the guilt began to creep in, thick and heavy.

“I… I don’t know if I can do this,” I muttered, my voice shaky.

Tyler’s grin only widened, his eyes dark and full of mischief. “You already have,” he said, his voice teasing. “And it felt good, didn’t it?”

Before I could respond, a sharp voice cut through the tension like a knife.

“What the hell are you doing?”

I spun around, my heart freezing in my chest. Josh stood at the mouth of the alley, his face twisted in anger, eyes locked on Tyler—and then on me. His gaze flicked between us, catching on the blood smeared across my lips. For a moment, his expression faltered, and something darker flashed behind his eyes. Betrayal. Hurt. But then it was gone, replaced by fury.

“Josh, I—” I started, but he cut me off, stepping forward with deliberate, forceful steps.

“You’re feeding off people now?” His voice was low, dangerously calm, but I could feel the storm raging underneath. “With him?”

Tyler shrugged, unbothered by Josh’s presence, the smirk still firmly in place. “Relax, man. She didn’t even bite him. I was just giving her a little taste.”

“That’s not the point!” Josh snapped, his eyes narrowing, his fists clenching at his sides. “You know what happens if we go down this path. You know what it means.”

He wasn’t just mad. He was furious. Not just because I’d broken the rules—because I’d done it with Tyler, of all people. His jealousy simmered beneath the surface, mingling with his fear of losing me to this darker side.

“Josh, it was just… the hunger, it was too much.” I took a step toward him, but he backed away, his jaw clenched tight.

“I told you I’d help you,” he said, his voice trembling with barely restrained emotion. “You didn’t need to go to him for that.” His gaze flicked to Tyler, who was now lounging against the wall, watching the confrontation unfold with a mixture of amusement and indifference.

“Calm down, Josh,” Tyler drawled. “She’s just learning how to handle what she is. You can’t shelter her forever.”

“I’m not trying to shelter her!” Josh shot back, his voice rising. “I’m trying to stop her from becoming like you.”

The words hung in the air, sharp and final. Tyler’s smirk faltered for a second, but then he laughed, the sound low and dangerous. “Like me? You say that like it’s a bad thing.”

Josh took another step forward, his eyes blazing. “Watch it.”

The tension between them was electric, two forces clashing in the dark alley, both trying to pull me in opposite directions. And in the middle of it all, I stood frozen, the taste of blood still fresh on my lips, torn between the two of them. Tyler’s temptation, raw and wild, or Josh’s control, steady and safe.

But the hunger… the hunger wasn’t going away.

And I didn’t know how much longer I could fight it.

//

REQUESTS OPEN

[romaritimeharbor]

i’m giggling at the idea of the house of the hearth kids thinking of the other harbingers as aunties and uncles. mostly scaramouche (pre-archon quest ofc) being increasingly annoyed at being called uncle balladeer by a group of kids. (he’s lying when he says he dislikes them. bro has a soft spot for kids he can’t fool me.)

OHHH AND CHILDE. childe who is canonically a great brother, he would make such a fun uncle. he’d feel so overjoyed if any of them called him that to his face. he would also give them planets of treats and sugary snacks and then send them back to arlecchino LMAO

pantalone would be amused by it i think, he’d probably buy them lots of cool stuff to win favourite uncle. (also pantalone’s child and house of the hearth [name] would get along so well oml. they’re the cousins that are just besties.)

anyway i’ve also been thinking non-stop about parental!arlecchino ajhdjsksjdjalakjfl i already have started two more drafts 😭😭

AWW HAHA THIS IS SO REALLLLLLL i fucking love the dysfunctional harbinger family........

SCARAMOUCHE TRYING TO ACT LIKE HE'S ANNOYED IS THE REALEST I SWEARRE it's okay buddy we know you care for the kids ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ he can pretend like he hates it all he wants but one time childe and arlecchino caught him napping with a bunch of the kids, who were all thrown over him like across his torso and on his lap and now they won't let him live it down... and then he erased himself from history 😔 bro wanted to escape the teasing SOOOOOO bad

NOOO LMAODJDJSBSJ CHILDE'S SO FOUL FOR THATTTT SENDING THE SUGAR-RUSHED KIDS BACK TO ARLE but also real bc he SO would. he would also be so thrilled if any of the kids gave him literally any familial term of endearment. he would love that sooo much!!!

oh yes i think he would find it funny, if not a little endearing too!!!!! he's so uncle coded i do NOT care what anyone says LOOK AT HIM BRO ❌️❌️❌️❌️ that is a rich uncle who gives shitty relationship advice if i have ever seen one!!!!!! he has a petty little competition going with the other uncle-ified harbingers about who is the favorite and he is determined to win just so he can hold it over childe's (him specifically. SPECIFICALLY childe) head. like. he's the favorite and you're not, TARTAGLIA ❗️❗️ how does that make you FEEL ❗️❓️❗️❓️❗️❓️ AWWHWHWHW THEY SO WOULD BE STOPPP they are literally bestie cousins real and true

so valid parental arlecchino crosses my mind multiple times a week 🙏🙏

[collarbjt]

SPN 1018

Dean’s having a nightmare….I’m so sorry for him, but the scene he struggles with his nightmares is so……..HOT. Seriously, extremely hot.

Oh, Hannah hello! Well Cas, you did a lot for the heaven but you also killed a lot of your species.

Demon uses an Ipad. These guys still love ‘Apple’, lol!

Sam, Cas, I think…….it’s not a good thought to call Metatron on earth again…ohhh wait they call Bobby🥹 hey Bobby we miss you so much

Dean is really good at billiards!!! Amazing! And good at provoking too. And his shirt in this scene is just looks like demon Dean. Ohhhhhh wait Rowena?????

Bobby’s exodus from heaven?? It would be so thrilled! And well, if heaven’s like that, isn’t it just same as a small jail?

Rowena and Dean’s dialog is thrilled but also hilarious lol she’s really a kind of mommy who tries to manipulate her son, soooooo overbearing mother

Crowley came to solve the problem with Dean, And Cas rush to the heaven for Dean. Hey man, you have a lot of good friends.

Another bestie moments btw Crowley and Dean, haha Dean you need to convince that the king of hell is…..kinda? Your bad old friend. Finally Dean is counseling the Crowley’s family issue, what a mess

Sam and Cas, You guys are becoming professional threateners, wow

Crowley : I’m bloody Crowley! I’m the king of hell!

Damn it, you nailed it, Crowley!!!! Well I’m curious about what will Rowena do next.

Sam, Cas, listen to Bobby plz.

[lazywriter-artist]

A gift! For you! :D Two perfectly normal citizen of the imperium! (I really enjoy your little story, please continue doing your thing! :D)

BEAGH!!!!!!! IVE GOTS A FAN ART

BWAGHHHHHH!!!!!! I genuinely cannot put into words how much this means to me 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’m very very very happy and over joyed you enjoy my goofy little fellas and I’m just thrilled to see them in your style sososososos much!!!!!!!

BEAGH THEYRE so silly!!!!! Crunching on them like hard candy I love them so much ttytytytytyt soooooo sosososos much

[3lji]

i’ve been in bed all day with a cold and was thinking about what sick he tian and mo would look like so

headcanons!

- both of them are an absolute nightmare when they’re unwell. so jot that down.

- he tian will be pouring scalding hot coffee on his hand, spacing out in the kitchen before he MAYBE agrees he isn’t feeling his best. it takes even more mo-manipulation to actually agree to stay home

- mo will roll his eyes while tian attempts to work from bed, giving out orders via phone and sending out emails that make no sense until mo takes away his devices and hides them.

- the only way he’ll settle into being ill is if it includes momo spoiling. that means, his favourite food brought to bed, and when he’s better he totally will take advantage of this and beg to be fed by hand. cough cough mo i’m just soooooo poorly cough cough.

- for some reason, maybe because he tian is a tiny bit of an old man, he doesn’t care to watch tv when he’s unwell and will definitely comment about not wanting to rot his brain too. so that means him trying so hard to focus on a book but frequently falling asleep, his head nodding and snapping back up.

- mo reads to him, and he thinks this might not be so bad after all.

- because they’re disgusting and won’t care to keep away from one another for a second, of course mo gets ill too.

- mo is possibly even worse. because he tian goes into absolute overdrive when he’s sick, with worry and also the excited over actually being ALLOWED to spoil and care for mo. his number one kink 😂

- he orders in food from all sorts of fancy places because if he cooks himself he’ll burn their apartment down. mo will complain he can’t have all this rich food, just something simple. edit: omg i can just imagine tian hand feeding him orange pieces and mo being so red in the faceeeee. he tian will make him splutter when he says, sincerely, ‘good boy. doesn’t that feel better?’

- i think that the only culinary masterpiece he tian is capable of is his special mo sandwich, which mo will now ask for whenever he’s sick. he tian has never been so thrilled.

- he tian takes full advantage of bathing mo, insisting he needs help in the bath or shower ‘in case you faint, sweetheart’ and mo glares at him, but eventually acquiesces.

- mo remembers being unwell a lot when he was young, visiting his grandmother and being allowed to watch cartoons. so he tian brings the tv into their room and puts it onto the kids channel all day. he likes snuggling against mo’s back while he watches and stroking his hair.

that’s all i got so far!

[kawareo]

(if you're my roommate stay the fuck away from this one bro im watching you)

Soooooo i wrote a oneshot fanfic for Gortash and my Durge, it's been forever since i wrote anything especially with an OC, so it's not the most ambitious; Gortash's boyfriend stalks him at night and then they fuck. For some reason hand kink and a disgusting amount of softness slipped in.

Small preview:

Scion of Bhaal stood up, blood seeping through his robe where Gortash’s knife found its target the first time, eyes shinning with excitement of their little scuffle… but if Gortash knew him –which he did- it was more the thrill of stalking him that got his heart racing like this. “You could’ve just said hello, like a civilized person.” “Oh, but archduke, who would be there then to make sure you stay sharp?” “Only one of us is bleeding; I’m sharp enough, it seems.”

[maniacalgenius]

08.04.24

heyy!!!

so it’s been a few days. (once again.) my mom and i threw a birthday party for my best friend yesterday and then after everyone left and my mom went to bed, the two of us went to see twisters upon a recommendation from a friend. it was really good!!

today we got up, went to church, and then i went back home, ate leftovers, did the dishes and (took a nap and then) made my bed. when i got up, i started rewriting in pretty handwriting my notes on the four uses of the hardy-weinberg equilibrium. my exam is on wednesday from 1-3 pm, and after that my mom and i are leaving town to visit relatives for a few days before coming right back to move in with my new roommates and start school. eeeeee!!

☙ lemon cake i made for my best friend!

☙ pretty orchids at the grocery store. i loveeee orchids esp the little tiny purple ones they have which sadly are not pictured, but the larger ones are still beautiful!!

☙ jambalaya my mom made for my best friend (it is a family recipe that she lovessssss and specifically requested for the evening <3)

☙ pretty notes on 4 uses of hardy-weinberg!!! what a scoundrel

so the next three days are basically going to be studying and packing. so thrilled 🤩

in better news, i have convinced my mom to go through the scary room (the junk room she doesn’t want to admit we have) and parse out stuff to donate. so i’m very excited about that; no one could tell from looking at my room in its current state but i am a big fan of minimalism and just feel soooooo much better when there isn’t random crap clouding up my vision. also it’s really hard for me to just look at a bunch of objects and parse out if the thing i’m looking for is there so having fewer things and a designated place for every single thing i do have really helps with that too.

☙ song on loop: “alone together” by fall out boy was on repeat today while i was spending quality time with hardy-weinberg <3

☙ current book: last night i finally made good on my promise to start rereading the sisters grimm by michael buckley, illustrated by peter ferguson. so currently on #1, the fairy-tale detectives. this is a “comfort book i’m reading on my phone where i keep digital copies of all my comfort series” kind of situation as opposed to a “making progress on my pile of unread physical books” situation but it’s… something, i guess.

☙ days until move-in: 9

☙ days until fall semester: 15

until next time!!

xx

[henrysglock]

i loved that TFS really made HNL/Brenner the core villains again. Like don’t get me wrong I love the Shadow and the UD and all that, but there’s something soooooo [kicks feet and giggles] about HNL and Brenner being the driving force of evil/bolstering existing evil that was somewhat under control. Like Henry was struggling to contain the Shadow, but he wasn’t lost to it.

Mister “14-years-old with no self-esteem, one singular close friend, a mother who’s actively doing harm to him, and no support network” over here was handling the flaying surprisingly well…and then Brenner/HNL caused it to spiral into disaster by poking at him instead of helping him. And that’s what both Season 1 and Season 4 were all about: Brenner pushing and pushing and pushing on kids irt the supernatural until they break and cause catastrophes, and the community having to clean up the aftermath while HNL gets off without a hitch in true villain style.

I’m always thrilled to see that plot-line returning, but especially so going into Season 5.

[13thdoctorposts]

Michelle Gomez and Sacha Dhawan Panel

Please note this IS NOT word for word, but so you can get a general gist of the panel. Both Michelle and Sacha were soooooo hilarious.

Whovians of all ages got to ask both of them questions.

This post is just Michelle’s and Sachs’s part of the panel there is a seperate post for Michelle’s panel and Sacha’s panel will be up in the next couple days!

Shouting from the back…

Sacha: Oh so boring!

Michelle: security, security!

Sacha walk to the stage

Michelle : Sacha Dhawan everyone!

Sacha: I was standing up the back and I thought… this is so boring…

(in a bad Scottish accent) “oh me and Peter Capaldi”

Michelle: laughing hard (can’t understand what she’s saying)

Sacha sitting down hugging Michelle

Sacha: so how are you?

Michelle: oh you know between here to hellish

Sacha: I thought I would join you

Michelle: if you thought it was boring then you’re gonna think it’s really boring now. Ok 2 for the price of 1

Moderator: I feel like a 3rd wheel… next question

Questioner: Green wing and the book club were on when I was young, do you take responsibility for warping a generation of millennials?

Michelle: yes, yes I do. I’ve landed myself in shows that are a little different.

Questioner: Missy has her own Audio series what was it like having her as the main character?

Michelle: well obviously it’s great to not have to put up with other people, lol. It’s brilliant because it keeps me connected to a world that I was thrilled to be part of and it’s a laugh because I live in NY and they record in London, so I’m in a booth in NY by myself.

Moderator walks off stage… feels like a 3rd wheel

Sacha takes over from the Moderator

Sacha: Alright let’s ask some real questions now!

Michelle: laughing again can’t understand what she’s saying

Moderator from the question line on the floor: long time watcher first time asker (room is laughing hysterically at this point) in green wing in your office after everyone has left there was scenes of you or you character doing some amazing weird and wonderful… disturbing things, who came up with that concept that your character is doing these obscure boarder line illegal things?

Michelle: I think at that point I was still learning how to be a professional so I was still feral at that point and they would lock the camera off in my office and then let me fuck around.

Questioner: Hi Michelle…. First of all Sacha don’t come for my girl, bro,

Sacha: yes I love it

Questioner: I’m Māori bro I’ll see you in the parking lot

Sacha: I love it… god it’s turning me on

Questioner: Fuck that was…

Crowd laughing hysterically can’t hear

Questioner: What’s the best acting advice you’ve been given throughout your career?

Michelle: if you’re serious about it don’t ever give up, there’s so much rejection, and it took me so long to get where I am today. Surround yourself with like minded people. And go to the theatre I feel like the real education is on stage.

Questioner: What was it like bringing a comedic edge to such a scary character in the flight attendant?

I’m classically trained and I did an Epsom play not known for it comedic tendencies, and the review came out and said Michelle Gomez plays one of the funniest performances in the Master Builder by Epsom, and I was like WHAT? I was quite offended, I don’t know I’m being funny is my answer to your question. Miranda in flight attendant was not meant to be funny she was meant to be very scary, thank you. (Laughing)

Questioner: Sacha when I was in line for my photo I asked about the Rasputin dance and you said you were saving it, is now the time?

Sacha: is it the time? You know when I did the dance I thought it was written in the script… but it wasn’t and for some reason I thought it said ‘the master dances’ I realise now everyone who was there that day must have been thinking ‘what is he doing?’ I don’t think I’ll be able to bust those moves out again. I remember we had 5 minutes to shoot that scene and under pressure it’s amazing what shapes you throw, I remember not being able to walk the next day.

Question asker: I think that’s the best Master moment to date… both cheers and boos from the audience, and a lot of laughter.

Sacha in a deep voice: Come here my boy

Michelle in a little voice: mmmk? (About the comment not coming to Sacha)

Questioner: I’m just wondering if it’s true you and Sacha are going to do a spin off called the Masters? (Please note the answer was in jest!)

Michelle:Um… oh… deny deny deny… um maybe 🤷……….. You heard it here first… maybe.

Questioner: Sacha I was wondering how it felt when you replaced Jodie Whittaker?

Sacha: ahhhh…

Michelle: oh fuck…

Sacha: we’ll I knew about it

Michelle: oh he knew about it (The love/hate flirting they do is comedy gold, the chemistry is on point)

Sacha: I knew it was going to happen a couple months before and before I played the Master I always thought I’d love to play the Doctor, I’d love to be able to do it. But obviously being the Master I thought there’s no way I’d ever be the Doctor so it was amazing that the opportunity came up and I LOVED IT. But I did realise the Doctor has way to much pressure, the Master can come in mess things up then leave because I don’t have to worry about the mess but the Doctor then has to clean it up, so as much as it was nice doing it for a bit I was happy to give it back to Jodie.

Questioner: What are your next projects?

Michelle: We have a strike at the moment so nothing.

Sacha: I’ve got a show coming out in the UK called Wolf it’s a dark detective series with a a black comedy element to it it comes out in July I think

Michelle: and are you playing a Wolf?

Sacha (side eyeing Michelle): no, lol

Questioner: This is for both of you last time Missy interacted with a master it was the simm!master

Michelle: oh yeah 🙄

Questioner: They had an interesting dynamic my question is what do you think the dynamic between your Masters would be like?

Michelle: you’ll have to watch and see (again this was in jest… maybe letting us know to message RTD more to get on it! Lol)

Sacha: I think it’s going to be very sexual, the Master is a little bit in love with himself so

Michelle: oh my god… ok… oh yeah it would be dead sexy

Sacha: and slightly violent

Michelle: what is wrong with you…😏 ok honey 😎

Questioner: If your 2 Masters were on scene together what chaos do you think they would get up to that isn’t… that? (Again the answer is in jest)

Michelle: You’ll have to watch and see I don’t think you understand you’re getting an exclusive here. What would we get up to? Hmmm… you understand we’re actors we don’t really say the cruel stuff that’s written for us.

Sacha: what chaos would you like to see us get up to?

Questioner: I don’t know… kidnapping the Doctor doing crazy stuff…

Michelle: oh that’s what you mean, oh right yes, I see what you mean, so I’d stick him in a trunk and drive him to Paris and we’d have lunch and then we’d let the Doctor out and he’d have to get his own way home, and then we’d travel back in time and we’ll take you with us and we’ll go to the 1920s and we would be in Jazz club.

Questioner: what mundane superpower would you have?

Michelle: I hate emptying the dishwasher, I don’t mind loading it, but I don’t like rinsing that annoys me too so anything to do with the dish washer. Dishes are dumb.

Someone in the crowd; get Sacha to do it

Moderator: you know they don’t live together? Laughing

Sacha: after a night out when I’m a little drunk and I need to get home, in London getting home is a nightmare so if I could just click my fingers and be in bed

Michelle: whose bed?

Laughing so loud can’t hear what is said

Questioner: Which other masters have you meet in real life?

Sacha: I worked with Derek Jacobi, but I’ve not met anyone else, I did try following John Simm on instagram but he didn’t follow me back, that was a bit awkward

Moderator pointing at Michelle covertly trying to remind Sacha that he’s met her now

Sacha: oh yeah we’ve met (looking at Michelle)

Michelle: ummm… I did a season with John Simm, so you got 2 for the price of 1 there… I like to mess about a little bit between takes, and I thought this was very funny… John didn’t… I got someone from catering to get me a pear and I stuck it down my top, cos he had to go down and get a locket and so he pulled out the pear… because I have a lovely pear…

Questioner: that’s awesome

Michelle: I thought so.

Questioner: if you ever get a chance to meet Eric Roberts, he just came to Armageddon, I could have looked in his eyes all day long, I hope you get to meet him one day too.

Sacha: I just realised I did meet Eric Roberts actually (crowd laughs at his inability to remember the Masters he’s met)

Questioner: did could you look in his eyes all day

Sacha: no, but he’s very handsome and super lovely as well.

Moderator: did you know he had played the Master?

Sacha: I do now… (laughing) no I did, I did know (crowd is skeptical, Michelle looking off going lalalalala)

Questioner: With you Michelle we had our first female master and then with you Sacha our first non white Master, and then it feels like the Doctor is just copying you now that we had a woman Doctor and now a non white Doctor. How does it feel that the Doctor is just copying the Master now?

Sacha: I think not necessarily just with me as the Master or with Jodie, I think being part of Doctor who this time around it felt like the show creates some extreme worlds but it keeps an eye on what’s going on in the world generally and I think that’s, I’m really proud to be a part of it in that way. I’ve mentioned earlier I wanted to be part of the whoniverse maybe years earlier but actually being part of it this time round felt right and I kind of, even though I have some extreme storyline’s with Jodie about Gallifrey, I don’t know, I always thought about what was going on in the world and I think the show reflects that and I wanted to reflect that in my performance as well so I feel immensely proud about that.

Michelle: similarly for me it really felt like it was time to shake things up, why can’t the master be a woman? Be a mistress? And I felt like I got a lot of love from the transgender community and I get it, I understand it, like being an Uber nerd growing up and not feeling like I fit in, so I felt like I was paying homage to that in a big way. It felt like it was time, like it was current. Steven Moffatt always said it was the best person for the job at the time it didn’t matter (if it was a man or a woman)

*Coming soon… there will be a part 3 with Sacha… I just don’t have time to post now as I’m heading back home from this iconic trip, so Sachas panel will be a couple days away and Part 1 with just Michelle is already up.

Some random notes:

Let’s just say our little spy master isn’t afraid let his feminine self shine, lol. They have a really funny and flirty chemistry together.

They were sat next to each other at the autograph tables with a volunteer between each actor, Sacha and the volunteer swapped spots so Sacha and Michelle could sit next to each other where Michelle proceed to write on posit notes and throw them at him, and they were quiet funny together sitting there.

[utopianfancyland42]

Paul’s got back tour Sydney stop! I’m soooooo lucky to be there! The whole show is on fire! The music is just pure perfection! Thank you Paul for still rocking, this is surreal and thrilling for a young Beatles fan. This concert will carve in my memory! ❤️❤️❤️

[iamveryold]

I just finished The Trials and Tribulations of Draco Malfoy’s Employment and it was soooooo good! I absolutely loved Lady Ursa’s writing style. The sarcasm and wit of the narration was so entertaining and the dialogue was fantastic! It was adventure packed with thievery and beasts and magic and Todd. Any story where a random Todd shows up tends to be great (see thrilling adventure hour and their Todd) ((also Todd from Magicians)). I’m starting the next book in my queue, but best believe, there will be much more from Lady Ursa in the future!

[pepperycar]

Hello my dear, I am so proud of you of how far you have come with your stories.

My favourite has to be “The Best Power Up”. It’s a sweet and fun story of Mario showing the powerups to Luigi and the reactions are just darling!! I love the ending the best of all.

😭😭 thank you soooooo much! You were one of my main inspirations along with @silenzahra and Bluejay2 to start uploading my fics To Tumblr and Ao3! Your stories just make me a blubbering mess (still crying from @silenzahra most recent one. 😅) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Also Thank you! I’m glad you like it! Ironically I feel it’s one of the more weaker ones, being very short doesn’t help it much either. But I’m thrilled you enjoyed it! I’m actually in the process of trying to make a direct follow-up to this story. Basically my “simple” explanation on how the movie bros would get their Firebrand and Thunderhand abilities. And with brothership on the way, I think I have some ideas. 😉

[sylvies-chen]

boy do I have things to say after this one so here we go folks…

TED LASSO 3.05 THOUGHTS

as a bisexual, I loveddddd seeing bi!keeley confirmed and having her get together with jack. they have great chemistry and keeley deserves it. as a writer, however, I did not appreciate it. at. all. and I say this so strongly because I just feel like they don’t know what to do with her character romantically so they’re hinting at bits of keeley and jamie, then her and roy, and now having her with jack. it feels like they’re reducing even her work storyline to a romance, and I’m thrilled at the representation but I think we all collectively agreed keeley was bi even without all of this and it just feels weirdly placed and pointless knowing roykeeley is still going to be endgame anyway

I’m soooooo glad zava’s done for, like I thought it was interesting watching the group fall into a cult-like following of him but it was getting really annoying really fast. hope retirement treats him like shit! I do not like that man!

ted coaching himself through his panic attack!!! omg my babygirl is showing so much growth we love to see it I’m so proud of him!!!

okay I was veryyyy iffy about that scene with rebecca yelling at ted at first because yes, she has a right to be upset, but it felt a litte mean. but then she apologized and we got A TEDBECCA SOULMATE CONNECTION SCENE? rebecca saying she bullied ted and ted being taken aback because it applies to henry, another person whom he loves dearly? rebecca being taken aback at ted calling himself something of a psychic? IT’S LIKE THEY’RE UNKNOWINGLY TUNED INTO THE HAPPENINGS OF EACH OTHER’S LIVES I’M GONNA EAT GLASSSSSSS

speaking of rebecca… yeesh. her scenes were tough to watch this week. it’s such a sensitive and personal storyline and you could see how much she allowed herself to hope only to have that hope crushed by the reality that rupert put her in. but rebecca, my love, families come in all shapes and sizes. there are other ways to be a mother, and I hope she finds a way that makes her happy even if it isn’t henry she becomes somewhat of a mother to

I get what ted was trying to do with the believe sign, getting the team to remember to believe in each other and not a symbol, but it still hurt me to see it ripped up in pieces 😭

ok but like roy rly ate with that torture tactic for bullies… not gonna lie I took notes

oh and NATE. NATEEEEE. I really liked his storyline this episode!! I think it was such a perfect way to explore how this new lifestyle isn’t fitting for him and how that good kind awkward but lovable guy is still in him somewhere but through a lens and context that isn’t just ted vs. rupert. I like him and waitress girl!! any woman who brings you baklava is a goddess because it truly is divine so I approve of this pairing. if rupert fucks with that I’m going to kill him.

overall this episode was not my favourite, rebecca’s plot was definitely the star of the episode to me but the ep felt very disjointed which normally happens when you reach the middle of any tv show season so that was kind of disappointing but I have confidence it will all start to tie back together

[cruel-hiraeth]

YOU SHOULD BE SOOOOOO PROUD OF UR SHANKS FIC BELOVED ITS SO GOOD……… im literally gonna be rereading it like nightly im so serious

plu… i have yet to reply to your tags (they made me giggle and kick my feet—trust), but i’m beyond thrilled to hear that you enjoyed the fic 🥺 i get nervy whenever i write a character for the first time—especially when people who i consider to be Experts on said character will see my writing—but i’m pretty happy with how the fic turned out! and it just… truly means the world to me that you liked it 🥺💞 THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!