#I’m so tired it’s 5AM

[mochitheglitch]

I’m bored and sleep deprived so how about a little medhammer fic?

Cup of Tea

Two demons sat at a table in a rather lavish looking house. One casually lounged while the other kept tight to his own body, almost afraid to even touch anything. The smaller demon kept scanning his surroundings, carefully making sure to inspect every corner, nook, and cranny. He didn’t utter a word as if awaiting an order or approval from the other. The silence was broken with an annoyed grunt from the larger demon for he had been watching him for some time.

“Well?” He leaned closer to the smaller demon, this had snapped him back to his senses. He stared back confused, even tilting his head slightly.

“Aren’t you going to help yourself Meds? I didn’t invite you so you could starve yourself.” He tapped a claw on the table which had a bowl of fruit and a plate of muffins on it. These were quite a luxury to have. It would be so wrong for some lowlife like Medkit to indulge in such privilege. He looked towards them hesitantly.

“Are you sure?” The bigger demon frowned at his question. He couldn’t see his eyes but he could only imagine they were scorning him. Medkit felt like shriveling up into a corner as a wave of embarrassment hit him. But there he sat, frozen and stone faced as usual.

“Yeah. I don’t see what’s wrong with that. My home is your home ok? I don’t care Meds, you’re welcome here.” His brows furrowed. How could he just be so casual about it this. That did anything but put Medkit’s mind to ease. They only started talking not too long ago, and yet Banhammer is so trusting of him? No. He must be careless, foolish even. Material needs are not as valued to the spoiled warden. If he wanted something he wouldn’t have to lift a finger to get it. So why would he care if Medkit took something.

“Meds…” He perked up at the sound. Banhammer was still staring at him, waiting for any kind of response. He hesitantly reached over for an apple and took a small bite. Immediately he regretted this. It felt so wrong to indulge in something he didn’t earn. In fact, this apple was so bitter he wanted to spit it out. That would just be wasteful, he toughed it out for the sake of saving face.

Unfortunately, Banhammer could see something was wrong, he didn’t know what exactly. Perhaps his guest was parched.

“Need something to drink?” What gave it away? Was it his look, his lack of words? Medkit fiddled with the apple stem to preoccupy his rampant thoughts. With a breath he spoke.

“If it isn’t too much trouble yes… but I could get it myself.” Banhammer laughed a little.

“Oh Meds cmon… I’ll get it for you. Stop being ridiculous.” Medkit opened his mouth to speak but stopped himself. Why was Banhammer doing so much for him. He could fend for himself just fine. He did nothing for him besides show up. Hell, things were pretty rocky before, almost landing with a jail sentence for Medkit if it weren’t for her. He saw Banhammer’s smile. Nothing to fake there, his usual grin. He could tell for the fact that Banhammer loved to display his teeth. Sharp and deadly, perhaps able to cut bone but the guy was mostly bark. He’s being genuine with him, maybe this isn’t something he should be looking into. Medkit came here as a guest, so therefore he should act like one.

“If you insist… I’ll have some tea then.” Banhammer snorted at him.

“Hah! I knew it. You seemed like the type. What kind?” He got up from his chair. Medkit rolled his eyes at the comment.

“Something black, Earl Grey or English breakfast if you have any.”

[torusmistress]

co-parent bakugou .2

katsuki bakugou x nb reader (previous part)

(cw: smut, angst, kids, arguing, verbal abuse)

when bakugou comes back from his morning walk he goes into the kitchen to see raya over the stove cooking breakfast. “hey babe, goodmorning,” she turned to face him, “i'm sorry about last night; i was just upset.”

he nods and goes to their bedroom and gets undressed. raya, not being satisfied with his reaction, pauses breakfast and follows him up. she sneaks up behind him and runs her hand down his bare back. “i said i was sorry babe, you have to forgive me.” he turns around to face her.

“you know my dad doesn't like it when we argue.” he hated that. he hated it when she used her dads position as leverage. with rayas’ dad being the mayor and all; she’d grown to be a spoiled brat. sure he had the skill to be a pro-hero but maybe not the funds. his parents weren't exactly the richest in the world. so of course his wife offered to let her dad take care of it. just like that- pro-hero dynamite had his own agency.

he swallowed hard, some spit along with his pride and sighed, “yea, ‘m sorry bout last night. i wasn't in the best head space." raya smiled, and played with the waistband of his boxers. “it's okay lovebug, now just lay back and let me take care of you.” he stood there quietly and watched her. watching as she knelt down, pulling down his boxers as she did. taking his semi-hard dick into her hands then licking the tip while working her hand up and down his full length. she kind of falters at noticing he isn't getting hard as quickly as he usually does. “did you jerk off already today or something?” he lies and shakes his head yes as she stands up. “or maybe you just can't get hard for me anymore.” she says jokingly, and katsuki forces a laugh. unsure of what was causing the problem.

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by the time you get up it's nearly 1pm, woken up by your antsy little toddler who you let sleep in your room for night. you get up then go do your morning routine. (accompanied by your curious toddler of course) when you finish both of your morning routines you go towards the kitchen to make your cereals of choice. you go up to your room to grab your phone and see a text from bakugou. “When can i see my kid again” you sigh and reply telling him he can come over today. he likes the message and lets you know that his wife will be tagging along as well. great.

they get to your house around 3pm. you welcome them in and take them to the living area. bakugou mentions he brought something over for hana and went back to the car. leaving you and raya alone. you sit there kind of quietly while hana is wearing headphones watching her tablet. raya observes the girl, “hm.. are you even sure its his? she looks a little.. slow,” she says nonchalantly. you stare in disbelief at her, shocked she’d even say that straight to your face. “excuse me?”

“its a cute baby of course, kats’ genes really tried their best but..” she pauses “i can just imagine how pretty our baby girl is gonna be- you know with that being said, i'd really appreciate it if you kind of backed off. he needs to be an attentive father to our baby, not yours. i don't need to be worried about some desperate baby momma.’’ you scoff, you had enough of this wench disrespecting you and your child in your own home. without thinking you end up over your coffee table landing a smack across her face. she yelps in pain and hold her face like it was the most precious thing ever. “what you are not about to do is come up in my house and disrespect me and my daughter. you can get the fuck out.”

she immediately ran outside to katsuki, leaving you alone with a dumbstruck hana. you ignored the little girl's curious expression and just simply ran your hands through your hair. it wasn't too long after before you heard daunting footsteps headed your way. “what the fuck did you do? yer gonna let me bring my wife up in here just to disrespect ‘er? why the fuck of all people are you calling her a tramp ‘nd sayin she got sloppy seconds? of all people. i'm trying real hard to be in my daughter's life but yer being a real bitch about it.” without letting you say anything he drops a gift bag and leaves. leaving you once again, and leaving you speechless.

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later that night you drop your daughter off with her grandparents and go see your old friend, eijirou kirishima. you two usually caught up at least once a month. drink a little, laugh a little, indulge a little. he's been such a great friend, so supporting and always there for you. even occasionally watching hana for you. but today you two are all alone, and both a little too drunk for either of your liking. it starts off with friendly peckish little neck kisses, short playful pecks on the lips. nothing you two haven't explored before.

but tonight something was different. you expressed to him how stressful things were today with what happened with katsukis wife. he told you he’d make you feel better and you just kind of brushed it off. but now it's hard to brush it off when he's knuckles deep inside of you, working his fingers deeper and deeper inside. you just throw your head back against his plush couch letting the pleasure take you away. “eijirou.. please,” you whine. he shoots you a toothy grin with half hooded eyes. “please what? you can use your words, i know you can.” you whine more while he works his fingers into your special spot. once you finish he pulls out grinning; leaving you blissed out with arousal apparent by his print visible.

he gets you a ride home, both too intoxicated to drive anywhere. he opens the door for you then hugs and kisses you goodnight. you get home and go to sleep.

when you wake up the next morning your head is pounding and your phone is blowing up. the most alarming test came from your mother

: “How could you be so stupid?”

: “Letting the press see you getting so personal with someone”

: “Theres photos of you and that Kirishima boy going around of you kissing”

you dont get why it was such a big deal. you didn't even care, with your parents being famous pro-heroes everything you've done since birth has been documented. it's tiring and after your daughter's birth you stopped caring. Doing whatever you wanted regardless of the paparazzi, but them following you over to kirishima's house was ridiculous. The second text you read was from bakugou;

: “Out of all of my friends you go for him?”

: “You didnt feel the need to tell me about this?”

: “Really ??? Eijirou? Has he been around Hana?”

you got kind of upset at his messages more than you did your mom. what did it matter to him, he doesnt get to control who you talked to. he’s not your boyfriend nor your dad. you leave him on read and you scroll through your twitter feed. filled with photos of you and kirishima kissing. “PRO-HERO MIYU and YUIKA SUZUKI CHILD CAUGHT MAKING OUT WITH PRO-HERO RED RIOT” you sigh and almost turn your phone off but see another set of messages from bakugou, was he jealous?

[myokk]

fast sketch for today💓💓

[beardedvulturethingz]

I may or may not have a problem.. is it a good thing..? … Probably..

Was this just an excuse to show off my updated Sinner Adam design? Yep.

Was this also an excuse to draw Lucifer with shorts and no boots? *sigh* yea..

Did I draw this for myself?? Uhm.. maybe.. (Yes)

Gosh I have so much storyline for them in my head but I can’t write for shit!

it makes me so mad I wanna tell everyone how this happened!!😭

[z0mbiew00d]

I feel like a lot of people when analysing Martyn & Cleo’s dynamic in Double Life seem to miss the point that Double Life is the first season after Last Life, where Cleo was stabbed in the back by her teammates, quite literally.

It makes sense she would be upset when her soulbound didn’t come looking for her and it also makes sense why she’d be so close to Scott, the person who welcomed them into his alliance and was the only person still kind to her when she was red, and wouldn’t want to become close with someone she hadn’t previously allied with.

By the end of the season she and Martyn were getting along for the most part, and that carried over into Limited Life and Secret Life, but at first she was hurt and felt betrayed and they didn’t want to get close to someone new considering what happened last time she did that.

They don’t hate Martyn, even if they say they do, she’s just hurt by what happened and the fact they thought he didn’t care about her.

[resident-rats]

When you have to sleep in your childhood bedroom

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

So Toodles the cat doesn’t technically belong to us, she’s apparently got a house with a neighbour down the road but that neighbour got dogs and now she doesn’t really go there anymore.

We think she’s pretty old - she’s got that skrungly look of a cat that been around a while, and while she’s looking better these days (mostly because we’re actually looking after her) she’s got some stuff going on with the fur around her mouth where she’s possibly got tooth problems and drools a bunch

So Star’s reached out to a local rescue to ask what we can do, cause we’re worried about her. She’s an outdoor cat, until we started feeding her she was quite literally skin and bones (we have accidentally over done it and now she’s mildly chunky, we’re resolving that lol) and there’s clearly other stuff going on. The rescue is going to come and take her, check if she’s microchipped, check what’s going on with her teeth, and then probably bring her back to us (especially if she isn’t microchipped). Rescue seems very keen on us having her, which is excellent. (Rescue has also learned that we keep reptiles and is like “hey would you mind helping out with some random guy’s iguana while he’s on holiday, it’s a paid job”)

The cat distribution system strikes again?

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

I’m not gonna take melatonin tonight :(

[floral-hex]

woke up at 4am feeling the weight of my life crushing me, so I’ve been sitting out in my car for the last couple of hours because I just need. to. be. somewhere else.

[loderlied]

awake again after 4 hours of sleep am i normal again. not as much as i’d hoped but we ball

[whumpy-wyrms]

does anyone wanna read super unhinged self indulgent thoughts about anton i wrote in my drafts at 3am last night. cuz wow

[aardvaark]

JJ is definitely not one of my favourite criminal minds characters and i think the later seasons did her dirty, but i still have so many Thoughts about her cause like,, there’s this deep underlying emotional complexity (which yeah kind of gets killed in later seasons) and rarely discussed years of family dysfunction post-rosalyn’s death that are really under appreciated. she’s so passionate, she’s so angry, she’s so loving, she’s so loyal. she’s got some truly major commitment issues in all other relationships, but also desperately cares for her BAU team as a family. i feel like she got robbed by the narrative. by the producers and execs, more accurately. but even by the writing of the show tbh.

[vellichorsdesire]

whshshdgshdhdgdhdghfh f/o yearning hours

[the-void-has-questions]

With so much love, Hello From the Hallowoods is ruining my life 💕💕💕

[littlestarbigsky]

the outsiders lilo and stitch au lmao

[spoofyleaf]

MK doesn’t want to be a hero to save the world, he just want to have fun and keep his friends safe. In this essay I will-