#I’m never getting higher than that

[vampstel]

Actually losing my mind right now I’ve been farming in RH (specifically in art class) for about 2 hours now and I disconnected and lost my 173 streak 😀

[alluralater]

@ the gorgeous girl in my apartment building with the trans tattoo on her thigh that i met in the elevator one time last summer and now see everywhere, i need you to know i think about you randomly at night and i yearn to take you on a date. you’re so pretty and you were so nice and sweet and when you complimented me i felt my cheeks get super hot but remember i was moderately cool about it?? i could see the numbers counting down to the end of the elevator ride in my periphery and i didn’t want to waste my time being flustered so we started complimenting each other on everything, and you were blushing too?? anyways i should have asked for your number but i didn’t because all the trans girls i know are cuffed and everyone in my building is too so i didn’t wanna be weird and make you uncomfortable if you were dating someone and only looking to make friends. i think about you some random moments and everytime i go to do my laundry i question if i should dress up a tiny bit better just in case i see you. also uh… why does your laugh sound like music?

someone get this to her like a message in a bottle thrown desperately into the ocean please

[calamitydaze]

tbh “people hear about legitimate dream fuckups and it colors their worldview to exaggerate and misconstrue harm in everything he does” is just the opposite side of the coin to “fans hear about dream being legitimately fucked over and treated badly and it raises their defenses to react to every perceived slight like a personal betrayal” literally nobody is capable of being normal about that man

[sheepie-self-ships]

The free love mod is wild in the best of ways… just imagine you’re like. Some guy in pelican town and you meet this farmer and they just absolutely sweep 7 of your neighbors off your feet by bringing them sunflowers and eggs sometimes. One of them is some war vet who lives in the clinic with Harvey. One is the girl who runs the vineyard. Ones a pirate who washed up on shore a few months ago out of nowhere like guliver animal crossing. One is the girl who works at Joja mart. Ones the god damn wizard that you kinda maybe know about… ones that rich kid who wants to build bridges. and then finally there’s the guy who moved in a few years ago into that cabin on the beach who writes stories or smth? He’s there too, and they’re all under whatever spell that dirty little farmers got going on. Something they put in the crops??

[sunsoak]

I’m starting to think that nothing is as serious as people try to scare you into thinking it is

[bingqiv]

honestly great week for gender. got called a gentleman by a customer earlier this week (who was taking about me) and then got called a young fellow this morning.

10/10.

[ohello0]

So apparently people’s dogs are getting sick with a “mystery virus” that actually looks to be bacterial pneumonia with connections to covid. People are spreading the word about not taking their pets to large gatherings and distancing them from other dogs…

It is a lil crazy seeing people all of a sudden understand and take covid precautions seriously for pets but not people??? Like yes protect nibbles but guys what about meemaw or that cousin with asthma?? People that are at risk, immunocompromised, and/or disabled do not get this much effort and care from abled community members.

[void-tiger]

What do I want? I want to be seen as a peer.

[theexorcistiii]

Actually if I think about dragula too hard I’ll get so fucking mad but yes I am still going to see dragula live this may

[courtjestersanonymous]

Yesterday at work made me so upset I’m playing hooky because I feel like if I walk back into that office I will dissolve into a puddle of tears and violence. Which is generally frowned upon in a work setting.

[jamelalatise]

If I replied to every email, iMessage, WhatsApp, DM, and email I received—my entire life would be replying!! I want to create!! I want to live!!

[curiosity-killed]

14, 15, 26. (I love this ask set, some of it is so normal and some of it is truly bonkers batshit bizarre)

It is so chaotic 😂 ideal honestly

14. do you think you’re dehydrated?

the irony of this is that I refilled my home waterbottle right before moseying to bed to write and I have neither had any of the water nor written anything. So probably a lil bit!

15. rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

This is terrible and I hate it. Burning -> freezing -> drowning

We talked a fair amount in my freshman (HS) lit class about how quickly you pass out when being burned alive so. I will just hope that is true!

26. how’s your spice tolerance?

So according to my family’s tolerance, it’s very bad. Also based on the way I react to eating, touching, or breathing near them, I’m probably allergic to peppers. According to not-my-immediate-and-sort-of-weirdly-judgmental??-family it’s medium-ish. I tend to tap out somewhere in the north range of habaneros or scotch bonnets (but get a skin reaction from anything above jalapeños >:( )

random specific asks

[ddaengju]

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[capricioussun]

Always been a little confused by the hc uf papyrus is the weakest papyrus but like. To each their own ig

[cherrysnax]

stress triggered chronic pain let’s goooo

[mando-abs]

Idk if this will help u with ur fear of raw meat, but beef specifically rarely, if ever, carries parasites, and the reason we can eat whole steaks (and other whole cuts of red meats like lamb or bison) rare and can’t eat, say, chicken that way (or, up until a couple years ago, pork, but even then they still recommend medium rare at the very least) is because the only thing that grows on steak in usual circumstances is bacteria, and it only grows on the outside surface that’s exposed to air. All you need to do is sear the outside so that bacteria dies. Chicken (and other poultry including turkey and duck) can have salmonella and other bacteria all the way through, and there’s a chance that pork may have trichinosis, although that’s rare enough these days they’ve changed the guidelines like I mentioned.

That said, that’s why you should probably order your burgers well done, because that uses ground meat where the part of the meat that’s exposed to air and bacteria gets chopped up and mixed with the rest, so your ground meat has a higher chance of having harmful bacteria still growing on it if it’s not cooked thoroughly. (Speaking as a foodie though, if you really trust your butcher, you’re probably fine. People still eat beef tartare and they don’t die from it, so)

(Can you tell I’m mildly passionate abt this fkgndnvndnd)

Yeah, I know it’s just an irrational thing for me, and that I’m still picky after science. Like I can eat some beef or steak with pink in it, but it HAS to be lighter pink. I don’t want my meat bleeding. That just

And yeah, I never want my ground meat pink at all. Most of the time, I just don’t trust the butchers at the grocery store or the restaurants (@quica-quica-quica can vouch for me as my city has a failing restaurant score every week on the news) Idk about pork being pink…that just feels weird to me. Maybe a big honkin pork chop would be okay with some pink. But beef should really be the only thing that gets to be pink.

But I promise if you make it, I will eat it the way you prepare it bc I trust you 🥰🥰🥰