#I’m kinda loopy rn

[contrast-paradox]

Do Fi and Poor Edward gift each other shovels since they have a bad habit of burying each other alive

[divine-cricetinae]

I think you’re the fake around here.

[afraidparade]

i am this close to taking my old body-kun art figure and making a little outfit and wig for it to turn it into a little fuast

you fools…don’t you see…by bringing faust into the physical world you are becoming pawns in his plan for world conquest. once the toy story effect kicks in you’ll doom us all

[moonastroellie]

reader teasing and dry humping ellie until ellie cums in her boxers?

cw: trans ellie, smut, dry humping

“fuckkkk” ellie groaned, her hands on your ass as you rock back and fourth on her hard dick… you bring your lips to kiss her neck gently, she crooks her head to the side for easier access.

you moaned loudly as her hard cock touched your sensitive pussy, she was wearing boxers of course but you could feel everything…

you roll your hips again and again and again, until her eyes are rolling to the back of her head- “keep going o’ s-shit so good” she whimpers, you know you have to let the poor girl come otherwise she’ll be sad

how cute, you rock them faster and lean on her shoulders for support. “you like this?” you question her and she nods her head at an embarrassing quick nod, multiple times.

you start rutting your hips faster and faster, ellie’s now a moaning mess, holding your hips tightly to stop you from going so fucking fast

“baby, baby f-fuck i can’t last pleasefuckmepleasefuckme” she chanted, she blows a load all in her boxers, you slow down your grinding as you watch ellie come down from her high, her breathing heavy almost panting like a dog..

so sorry if this isn’t good guys, i’m on heavy painkillers for period pain right now so im kinda loopy but this is the best i can do rn!!

[tklpilled]

LEE GAMING HCS BC IM A LITTLE TOO OBSESSED W HIM

Lee Gaming who ducky thinks has death spots on his hips, ribs, and feet.

Lee Gaming who is also palm ticklish and knee ticklish @ticklish-n-stuff Ty Sakura ❤️

Lee Gaming who snorts and laughs really breathily and squeaky until you really get belly laughs Outta him. (KINDA LIKE DUB TODOROKI IN THAT ONE OVA??)

Lee Gaming who snrks in anticipation, his face red and eyes wide and frantic. “I’m not doing anything?” “Ihihihi cahahan fehehee-EEP! I cahahan feheheel ihihit!!”

Lee Gaming who gets tormented by Xingqiu bc he finally has a new targetfriend (much to chongyun’s delight.)

Lee Gaming who shrugs up his shoulders and squeals and closes an eye whenever his neck or chin is tickled.

Lee Gaming who will fold like a chair from traces on his torso. Drag your fingers up his sides? Oh he’s putty in your hands and giggling like crazy till he’s loopy.

Lee Gaming whose tummy will suck in and puff out out of anticipation when you wiggle your fingers above it.

Lee Gaming who tries to keep his giggles in and they creep out from behind his teeth.

Lee Gaming who turns as red as his shirt when you pin his arms above his head. (He knows that death is imminent)

Lee Gaming who hides his face bc he thinks he looks dorky when laughing (pls compliment him he looks ethereal and it will only make him more flustered.)

Lee Gaming whose hair gets all disheveled and fluffy in front of his eyes (which adds to making it worse bc now he can’t see where his ler is going????)

Lee Gaming who loves to have his back or feet traced to give him “tingles,” but it tickles so damn bad that the person doing it has to ask if he’s okay. He shoots a shaky thumbs up with a hand slapped over a goofy smile.

Lee Gaming who thought he was immune to being teased (outside of tickles ofc) until Xingqiu called him “adorable” and kept cooing “tickle, tickle, tickle!” at him.

Lee Gaming who will melt into the floor if you tease him at all now.

Lee Gaming who gets poked by Chongyun when he gets too hyperactive, a soft, unspoken reminder to help him cool off before he gets overheated and hyper. (Personal hc i don’t care. Baby gets too hot when too excited. Him and Chongyun are homies bc popsicles ❤️❤️)

Lee Gaming who actually LOVES being tickled and will never ask for it to stop.

Lee Gaming who adores comfort tickles, both giving and receiving. He’ll be with Chongyun and Xingqiu, visibly upset. Opening his arms with grabby hands for a hug from them both, he’ll murmur into one of their shoulder’s “do the thing…” (I luv him Kaz you don’t get it)

Writer Ducky who is going to turn that into a fic ^^

Lee Gaming who has 3/10 ticklish ears and giggles when his hair is played with near them.

Lee Gaming who will 100% willingly be the sacrificial lamb when someone is in a ler mood.

Lee Gaming who needs hugs after he’s tickled or he’ll die (real not fake)

Lee Gaming who has a soul connection with his lil lion dude (I cannot find his name help) and whenever someone scratched its tummy, his eyes are squeezed shut and he’s trying not to fall over giggling.

Lee Gaming who is getting an entire fucking novel abt him sent to Kaz rn <33333

Mk I have a meeting with my professor. I’ll probs send you little blurbby blurbs throughout the week <3

DUXKY. DUCKY. GOD. i love him SO much this only made me love him even more THESE ARE SO CUTE???? he has the cutest giggles ever omg and i know he's like. a cocky little brat until you even look at him the right way bc then he's all flustered and giggly HES SO. xingqiu/chongyun/gaming polycule is so real btw i've decided that now!!!!!!!! perfect balance between ler lean, lee lean, and even switch in that order. im right

[ninas-trashcan]

Anything for fame.

Hi!! This is my first post so don’t expect top-tier quality!

(Also my grammar sucks I can’t help it)

This is a short little story!

⚠️THIS IS 18+! MINORS DNI⚠️

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        As you and your friends were laughing coming back from a hyped-up party, you checked your watch to realize you were gonna be late for your date. You decided to take a spree since those were faster. You connected to a guy named “Kurt”. He looked kinda suspicious but shrugged it off since you didn’t know how long it would take to connect to another spree. You clicked yes and sat near the front door of your friends house.

        You waited for about 5 minutes when you saw your spree pull up to your friends driveway, you got in and saw cameras which was kinda creepy. “Hey, I’m your spree, the cameras are there for my safety.” “Your heading to ********** right?” “Yup!” You said, “That’s the place!” He started to drive while you gazed out the window. “I’ve got water back there if you need it.” You were feeling a bit thirsty but remembered you brought your water bottle in your bag. “No thanks I’ve brought my own,” Looking around the car you find his phone apparently live streaming? You see stickers around the car saying “KURTSWORLD96″. You smoothed down your skirt and fixed your hair in the rear view mirror, suddenly you realize you’ve gone the wrong way, you think of telling the driver but you get taken a back by the music suddenly blasting. Who did this driver think he is? Blasting a song meant for a 6 year old. “Hey I don’t think we’re going the right way, this isn’t the way to the restaurant-” You get cut off by a punch to face making you black out.

        You wake up in a bedroom, there’s a gaming setup that flashes rainbow colors that makes your head hurt, and your strapped down by what looks like chains to a bed with no bed frame. You gaze around the room still loopy from that punch, you notice a picture frame with the same exact print that you saw in the car. Frantically, you try using your self defense skills to pry the handcuffs but it’s no use. The door suddenly opened and out came the driver you had saw earlier. “What have you done? Why are you doing th-” Your cutoff by him putting his hand over your mouth, he props his phone on a stand showing the livestream, people suddenly start joining the live while sending lewd messenges about what he should do to you. You stare in horror as people send inhuman and gory things, “that’s a pretty good idea,” He points to a message saying that he should fuck you until you pass out. He climbs onto the bed and pins you down, you look in horror as he unzips his pants revealing his hard member, you’ve always had this obsession of sexual fantasies and now you wanted him. He inserted his cock into you as you moaned out in pleasure, ““You like that huh? You dirty slut, say you want me.” He thrusted his cock into you as you groaned in pain and pleasure, you denied obeying him as you wondered what would happen. He grabbed a fistful of your hair and pulled it hard, the pain almost made you immediately burst out in cry, “Say it you wh-whore” “I w-want you!” Your submission made him glee, you felt this knot in your stomach waiting to release. “Baby, promise you’ll never leave me, hm?” He said playfully, ““I wont leave you ever.” you replied back. You finally came and gasped in pleasure, he pulled out of you and wiped the cum with a towel.  “Round 2 in the shower?”

This was rushed and short, it’s like so late at night rn 😭😭

[hetchiew]

My vision is doing cartwheels but I’m feeling out of it and kinda loopy so instead of being concerned I’m just giggling to myself about it🤪

Like my vision is doing CARTWHEELS 🤸‍♂️ 🤸‍♂️ 🤸‍♂️

Look at him go!!!🤣

Hand-eye coordination also sucks rn, it took me forever to type this😅

[banooky]

hi yall i had surgery so i’m kinda loopy and goofy and dumb rn viewer descretion is advised

dont worry im ok it was my sinuses

[adriancatrin]

not to offhandedly brag or anything but i just want to state Somewhere that ppl commenting on my post-war fic telling me that it’s the best azula redemption arc they’ve ever read straight up makes me CRY. like. wtaF that is such a high compliment and i have no idea how to say thank u so i’ve barely been replying to the comments

[multiplefandomsblog]

Am I rewatching Over the Garden Wall for the millionth time? Yes, yes I am.

I have no idea what the show is but that sounds amazing, enjoy your show you amazing fucking person

[pinkys-plan]

Getting drunk because sober me thinks he doesn’t need dinner but drunk me knows that nutrition is important and insecurities can suck my cock actually. Literally just feed urself when you need to, I promise it doesn’t make u bad or unworthy. Eat those chicken nuggets. Fuck it, I’m gonna have a salad too. Chicken nugget salad. Some vegetables, some chicken nuggets. A balanced diet. Probably. Who cares. Don’t let your insecurities stop you eating a meal PLEASE 💕💕

[stimboardboy]

sometimes I see that I got tagged in something and ppl are like “check his pinned post to learn how to credit” or whatever and for some reason I get excited I’m glad I can help ppl like that and I’m glad ppl think of my blog

[emo-rejects-archive]

Head empty, no thoughts

But hand filled with bewbies

[cynistine]

Note to self; weed sucks. Thought I’d give it a try again. Did only 1. Now current dissosication is even worae than last time.

Don’t do it again. Now I’m off tk go drug text my friends. (Like drunk text but instead it’s drug text)

[movedtodykedvonte]

We know the lords can't be injured easily due to their regenerative powers, but can they get sick?  Drown?  Get an infection, or something?  If so, how do you think they'd handle it?

fSo I’ve thought I’d this and I imagine they can die but it isn’t permanent if it’s not the case like when they crystallize in game. It’s just like a long coma. While I do think they can get sick, I doubt it’s in any natural way or has regular symptoms:

Alcina Dimitrescu

Gets sick the least out of the lords actually. It’s mainly due to how strong her regenerative abilities are but also she rarely interacts with others outside her daughters and meals.

Though when she does get sick, it’s bad. Mainly because it only happens when she hasn’t been able to feed

Mix the headache and stuffy feeling of a bad cold and insatiable hunger. Her eyes would be blood shot and dull, skin cracking like before her boss fight, maybe a little clogged sinuses.

It be super easy for her to transform at this point so her mood is even more shit. Snappy and cruel, rude and impatient even to her daughters

She feels bad about it when it’s towards her girls but Momma’s having a rough time rn.

Needs to feed A LOT during this time to feel remotely better so they lose a lot of staff.

Probably one of the only times you’ll see her in down clothes and casual attire as getting all pretty is too taxing

Donna and Angie

Surprisingly gets sick the most out of all of the lords. This is mainly because she’s always had a weak immune system and the cadou didn’t do much to make it better. Also she makes tea outta of not necessarily edible flowers

Most human so she get the most normal symptoms, but they are super intense. I’m talking bad headaches, upset stomach, dizziness, the poor girl can barely get out bed.

Angie takes care of the house and dolls during this time and goes as well as you expect, but she’s trying. Doesn’t help as the cadou messes with Angie and all the dolls. The dolls act sick like Donna and Angie can barely move around.

Sometime when it’s really bad Angie calls Moreau and Alcina. Moreau was a doctor so he would know what to do and Alcina has the physical capabilities to help. Also Angie can’t make food without burning it.

Because of this Donna tries to hide whenever she is ill or feeling bad, hides behind her veil more wears gloves to hide how pale she’s getting, attends more meetings and such. She doesn’t want to be a burden. This all stopped after an incident in which she passed out on her pin cushion.

Since she tries to hide it, it takes her a lot longer to recover as she starts to medicate for it later. Only time the other lords show compassion to one of their own (Donna is the most helpful and least annoying)

When she gets better she makes little dolls for the other Lords as a thankyou, only Moreau keeps them all but Karl and Alcina would never let her know they get rid of them.

Salvatore Moreau

The lord that gets sick the least. Yes, he constantly vomits and has various physical complications but when it comes to colds, flus, or whatever happens to him rarely happens between all the lords.

When he does start to get sick, he barely notices it as it just feels like when his cadou is acting up on a bad day. However, when he finally realizes, after too many bad days in a row, absolute dread and despair washes over him

Being sick for Moreau is a deeper ring of hell in his already torturous existence. His tumor growths become enflamed and more sensitive to the point a gentle wind feels like agony. He loses immunity to his acid bile and it burns his throat raw along with him in general. He feels weaker and this it is harder to move with the weight of his parasite.

Cries a lot. Not necessarily over the pain (he’s used to that) but just the extra reminder of how fucked up he is, is never good for his psyche.

He hides away both to avoid something hurting him as his body is super sensitive now and to avoid his family picking on his further. Donna knows the signs of a sick Moreau and will bring him herbs and teas for him to make medicine (I like to think they care the most for each other)

Also stays in his fish format the bottom of the reservoir most of the time as the pain is more disbursed and the water feels better on his enflamed tumor eyes

Gets better over time but always forgets how bad it is, so he’s never prepared for when it happens again, smh.

Karl Heisenberg

The biggest baby about being sick because he refuses to do the right things to take care of himself. Like he starts getting sick and purposely over works himself out of spite.

When he gets sick his electric organs go into overdrive so he kinda has to leave his factory if he doesn’t wanna get magnetized to a wall for like a week.

Randomly gets shocked by his own ability and hates it. Not to mention he has regular cold symptoms like blocked sinuses and a cough. Still tries to smoke his cigars, hacks up like half a lung.

Hates how the medicine makes him feel and tastes. Tastes like ass and makes him feel loopy, out of his element which he hates. The other lords have to hold him down just to give him a single dose.

Over heats super easy and has been found in his factory slumped over something. Donna and Moreau have to beg him to rest just because Mother would be very unhappy if her “favorite” died

Huffs and whines the whole time, “Its too hot.” “I don’t want that.” “This tastes like shit.” The other lords are tempted to just let him suffer, but he’ll whine even more.

Gets better fast and honestly shouldn’t complain as the other lords are literally in pain due to how their cadou fuck up their symptoms but he has a flare for the dramatic.

Fuck this post and fuck google for making me write it over and over again.

[just-a-demi-bean]

ramble under the cut :)

so i forgot to tell cute guy/twitch streamer that i got surgery on saturday (oops) and for the past few days ive been feeling a bit of pain and altogether been pretty mopey :/ (im feeling loads better now tho!!!!) so ive been texting friends asking them for photos of their pets for a bit of a pick-me-up, and theyve dealt with me spectacularly even when i was loopy off pain meds

but i didn’t tell cute guy because i. forgot. so i didnt ask him for photos of his cat because i felt weird about it so instead i was complaining to a mutual friend about how cute his cats were and how i wanted photos of his cat but didnt want to ask for them (i was kinda delirious at this point lol) so they. texted him. asking for photos of his cat.

he was kinda confused abt it so he texted me like “someone just asked me for photos of my cat” and i was like “fuck. that might be my fault” so i explained everything and he was like “oh shit why didnt u tell me???” and then spammed me with cat photos

and then the next day he asked me if i was a baseball fan (am i a BASEBALL FAN?????) and i was like “yes i am a baseball fan and im totally normal about it too” and then we chatted about the yankees

he asked me to another date on monday wanting to take me to a game but i CANT cause im still on crutches so i had to apologize a million times and say that im so sorry but i cannot walk rn and im still so upset about this but its ok ;-; he sent me a good night and told me we’d talk tomorrow :))

he sends me all sorts of pretty photos from his trips too :) i’m very happy :)