#I’m gonna rawr xd everyone in this place

[sergenttoiletpaper]

I will not sleep until I spread my propaganda of scene dennys

yk what? INTERN ISNT SAFE EITHER

[muthaz-rapapa]

StarPre: Zodiac Forms

Now that I’ve got the good quality official art, c’mon, did anyone seriously think I would not ramble about the zodiac forms in another long post? :P lol

Crap, I should be studying my Japanese since I’m traveling to Tokyo next week (GONNA GO VISIT THE PRECURE STORE, WOOOOT~!) but I want to get this post out first cuz I know I won’t have time or internet access to do it later.

So let’s do this!

Taurus form – BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS

8D

This one I like best out of Star’s two forms (but Pisces is awesome too!) for that reason but I also love how they changed her short tutu-style skirt into an asymmetric, flowing one. And that cow pattern is to die for~! <3

The butterfly earrings and horns are a very nice touch as well! *chef’s kiss*

Pisces form – I can’t explain why or how Hikaru pulls off the mermaid look so well…but she just does, okay?

Maybe it’s the twintails.

Anyways, super cute! Adding a touch of blue and deep magenta to the overall light pink theme really makes her look more tropical.

Then there are the sea accessories and ugh! Sometimes when I look at this, I’m reminded of Mermaid Melody except the way Star is designed here looks a lot more fun.

Before I get into this, I just want to say that we can now celebrate Lala’s bubble shorts blooming into space dresses! Aaaaaahhh~ <D

Leo form – Y’know when I saw Lala go “RAWR!” in the movie trailer, I was like “This is it, if this is the last thing I see, I’ll be happy I lived”, hahaha!

Lion imagery is just so cool, y’know? (as Gelato can testify)

The wild hair, the crown.

Yeap. This pretty much confirms it. Lala is Space Queen. ;D

Cancer form – I’m simultaneously gushing over her crab hair, how much I love this shade of yellow green and giggling mad that she resembles a jellyfish more than a crustacean. xDD

*sigh* Really, I think Lala’s forms turned out the best. They faithfully captured the aesthetics of the Star Princesses while retaining Milky’s original design and without making it overly gaudy, too.

Lala, you are perfect! <3

Libra form – Normally, I would say that’s too crazy for even crazy magical girl hair but then I remember Felice’s Alexandrite form and how extra that was in all its Mother Nature floral glory…

…and I just shut my trap.

Still, it seems like Libra form had the least effort put into it.

I mean, yea, they moved some colors around (more like seeped the orange into the ombre of Soleil’s hair) and extended the reaches of her dress but it’s practically the same thing save for Libra’s hairdo…which looks more like a wig she put on that anything.

That’s just it. The dual cornucopia there catches your attention right away on how…fake it looks that it’s as if the rest don’t matter as much. Which is sad cuz the Libra Star Princess is perhaps one of the best Star Princesses based on what little personality we did get from each of them. And I just wanted to see something more creative for her form, that’s all. :(

Maybe it’ll look better in motion? We’ll just have to see if that happens in the movie. As of right now, this still picture isn’t really helping my impression of it.

Scorpio form – Much better. Absolutely adore the slimmer cut and my, does Elena look downright gorgeous with a ponytail! <D

I’m always reading about how “full of passion” Scorpios are and while I don’t let those descriptions get in the way of appreciating their characters, have to admit that “passion” was the first word that came to my mind when I saw Soleil in this form.

She literally looks like a goddess of sunsets. Beautiful.

Capricorn form – Still not sure if I’m the type of person who favors something just because I so happen to share a quality or trait with that one certain aspect of a character…

And I freely admit that the Capricorn form is not the best of bunch (though it’s definitely not the worst)…

…but it looks unarguably lovely regardless and I love it with all my heart because me is a Capricorn, after all~ <3

The tiny hearts themselves may be a bit much but it’s part of Capricorn Star Princess’s design so honestly, I have zero problem with it. They’re adorable~

Then I kinda squealed because Selene traded her umbrella/lamp shade skirt for a fancy bed canopy! LOL xDD

But most of all, it’s simply wonderful to see Madoka with wavy hair (AGAIN WITH THE HAIR!). Ooooo, gotta love that transition from light purple to fuchsia! X3

Like I said before, they made the Cures’ respective color schemes and the Star Princesses’ color schemes quite compatible. But that’s a given since they’re within close range of each other anyway.

Sagittarius form – Ok, I may have said Lala’s forms looked the best but I believe the Sagittarius form alone can blow everyone else’s out of the sky.

I mean, look at her! Isn’t she friggin’ STUNNING?!

The long side pony tail (*SCREAMS*), the mature vibe the long gown gives off and most of all, MADOKA HOLDING AN ACTUAL BOW AND ARROW AND LOOKING LIKE A WARRIOR MAIDEN DESCENDING FROM THE HEAVENS TO PURGE THE EVIL FROM THIS WRETCH WORLD!!

HAAAAAA……I dunno why I get so emotional over form changes, I just do.

Alright, first things first. This is not the place for me to spill my grievances about Cosmos in general so rest assured, I won’t do that. But I am allowed to say one thing.

Toei. I don’t understand your incomplete logic.

Cure Cosmos is a rainbow Cure. You either give her all twelve differently colored forms or you give her none at all.

Seriously, it makes no sense that she gets four zodiac forms, leaving the other girls with only two when we could have had:

1) the original starters with three zodiac forms each

2) Cosmos with either twelve (because SHE’S THE CURE OF EFFIN’ RAINBOWS!!) or one exceptionally glorified rainbow super form (with seven cat tails because RAINBOWS!!)

This is less about midseason Cure privilege (which Cosmos has heaps of) or the fact that they won’t be able to fit so many forms in an hour long special (it’s movie budget so piss off!) and more about not doing your math right to get the best, maximum output! xP

*sigh* Ok, petty raging done (for now). Moving along…

Aries form – As some of you may know, I’m not a fan of Cosmos’ rainbow skirt but I find I can easily overlook that (along with the cat ears, the flat top hat décor, the weird braids and the dorito clips) to appreciate the full picture.

And the Aries form may just be my most favorite out of Cosmos’ forms. Since Aries is the ram constellation, the white wool trim looks appropriate, especially against the crimson of her outfit. Frankly, I think Cosmos looks better in this red design than her normal blue-rainbow Cure form.

Then there’s the poofy (kyaa~!) hair that just acts so well as a backdrop to the ram horns.

Mm, yes, definitely my favorite. *nod nod*

Gemini form – Again, where the fuck were you when Met Gala was happening this year?!

Like, this would not only fit right in with the camp theme but could’ve won best dressed that night!

The only thing I’d consider getting rid of is the rainbow but then it’d probably look less campy so maybe not.

Anyways, I was the least fond of this form when I first saw it but the more I look at it, the more I’m learning to like it…??

The red cape (and cherry earrings) provides a sharp contrast to all the green going on, too.

Virgo form – Azure blue complements light pink and white in a very angelic sort of way. Pretty~

Cosmos’ hair also looks delightfully charming when it’s curled and has a flower decoration in it.

…That’s all I have to say, really.

Oh no, wait.

It’s extremely odd to me that Cosmos gets two zodiac forms that correspond to other Cures’ birthday signs and she doesn’t even get the form of her own birthday sign.

Hikaru’s is Aries and Elena’s is Virgo. Look who got those forms.

Yuni’s sign is Libra. That form went to Soleil instead.

…WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?! >:/

Aquarius form – Is it just me or do the rainbow pleats actually work here?

We’re dealing with water and the droplet beads attached to the ends really reminds me of the rain so that’s probably why.

Cosmos’ hair also looks mega good in waves, too.

And the stars~! Exquisite!

On another note, again she always comes as a strange package because if cats in general hate water, then pairing Cosmos up with Aquarius is the biggest mismatch of them all, them both having a blue theme be damned. xD;

~~~~~

*SIGH* Finished!

…Or not. One last thing. There’s always one last thing.

It’s just a real shame that these forms are exclusive to the movie. I mean, I know we all have our opinions on whether or not Form Changes are actually useful in the tv series (I don’t care, I just like looking at them and that’s reason enough for me)…

But the stock footage was severely underwhelming for StarPre so having these in the show may have done some good to alleviate that feeling.

Also, the Zodiac forms have a much closer relation to the space motif than the Twinkle forms do. Seriously, the most noticeable things about the Twinkle forms are the tiaras and it’s weird because we already have the Star Princesses. So WHY do we need to put tiaras on the Cures? They’re not aiming to become princesses themselves, they’re channeling the powers of the stars (aka the Zodiac princesses!) so they should take on appearance respective of the star signs!

Again, I really don’t understand Toei logic.

……AND ONE MORE THING! OMGODD

Is there anyone out there who tried to draw what the first four Cures would look like in the forms that went to Cosmos? And if there is, may I see them? Please, pretty pretty please please please?!?!?

[cumgiverandcumdumpster]

i feel like melanie martinez's album k-12 came out at a very important time in my life. i relate to it so fucking much. so much. lunchbox friends, teacher's pet, drama club, detention. all of them. lunchbox friends is relatable because i have them but i really don't. all these people at my new school are somewhat not woke. i feel like i’m either really lame or a nuisance to everyone unless i’m high which is not the fucking way lol. it's not cute to be enjoyable only when you’re high because that means that either you're not being your real self sober and it takes ganja to make you enjoyable and/or being comfortable. i want to be able to have funny interesting conversations with people at my school and i just don't feel like that's gonna have. i know ms.homb told me that, at age 16 and being a jr in high school, the next two years of high school aren’t even going to 20% of my life but i can never catch a break you know? i move from place to place and have no fucking stability. it really does suck. also, the dumb ass niggas at my school think that just because i’m bi, i want to fuck them. ew. like bro, i don't want to fuck you. the crazy thing about it is THEY aren’t even the cute niggas! like what makes you think that i want to fuck you when girls don’t want anything to do with you. make it make sense luv... anyways, i think this safe space will be therapeutic. no one uses tumblr like that so i should be safe to just speak my mf mind. no issues no questions asked. i think school has just never been a pleasurable experience for me. from elementary to 7th and 8th grade all leading into high school. the only year i can really say was enjoyable was 6th grade. i know this may sound dramatic and other people experience far worse than what i have but my shit sucks lmao. like really. i have no friends which i’m cool with until i’m not and seem lame. i love love love so much cassandra and that is literally my BITCH. she understands me and is one of the only fucking people i can talk to 99% of my life with, without judged or feeling like i will get ridiculed. people want me to conform to what they want me to be and i refuse. i honestly dread going to school everyday. i think i try to have a positive outlook on it but it just comes to a point where when i walk through does dumb ass gates, i feel trapped literally and mentally. literally because i can’t fucking escape if i want to. mentally, because i don’t feel like i can just be myself without being judged. i feel like i’m always being looked at and judged for being new. i’m a nice person. i don’t do anything to anyone to bother them or chase them harm at least on purpose. i’m so so so free and openminded and i want other people to be like me but i have to understand that people aren't. i’m only singular nigga that has had a totally different life experience than most people in and even outside of my age range. i hope when i get older i can move somewhere where i can get somewhat lost. being undercover and not in the spotlight is something that i actually enjoy. i gets so annoying and tiring always having to be the new person always having to explain myself or what i do or my life decisions. i just want to be me. the free, openminded, loving, caring, and compassionate person i am. life sux RAWR XD. i’m ugly for that lmao. i hope life does get better. this isn’t some type of suicide note. i’m not suicidal in the slightest (for the most part). i am also so scared to die. people have no fear of it and i think that that is so awesome. i can't relate. there are so many fucking world religions that contradict each other and say that this is the way to get into heaven but NO ONE KNOWS. people need to get that through there skulls. idk i don’t want to bask religion because some people dedicate their whole lives to a religion which i think is bonkers but interesting and inspirational. for you to dedicate your WHOLE life to something no matter what it is, religion or not, is inspirational and surprising. imagine you live life following christianity but allah is the actual god. crazy AF.

[thecrotchhand]

health class >:(

-ug

-did somebody say rick of suicide

-”ooh, there’s a laser!” -student teacher

-good ways to manage stress- “punching a hole through the wall”

-”do you have a long-term goal?” “dying”

-”we should deport justin bieber back to canada”

-”if you say you're gonna do something, then do it" "i'm gonna kill myself ;))"

-"i'm busy singing Africa by Toto" *off-key singing continues*

-"when you lose weight, where does it go?" "it goes to weight heaven"

-the guy next to me started playing Africa quietly from his phone

-"i'm talking to bowl cut. just kidding chris. i love you." "...i'm getting a haircut."

-"you don't lift to get swole" -st

-"that sounds not good for you" "i'm gonna try it"

-"during pregnancy, the women in here are gonna need more folate, iron, and calcium" "no, i'm gonna need a coathanger"

-"liar liar pants for hire"

-"is eustress good stress or bad stress?" (long silence) "it's good stress! yay!" -st

-good ways to relax- "11 hours straight of anime"

-"everything's gonna be ok" lmao good joke

-"precipitation... wait i mean perspiration. it still counts, it's raining from your body."

-ways to manage depression- "kill yourself :D"

-help the teacher (flynn) has been yelling at us for the past five minutes

-uh oh she said damn it's gettin' wild

-she went back into her office after and all of a sudden we hear a quiet "oh, happy Wednesday"

-"is it possible to have an abortion 700 weeks late?"

-"what's the r-word we talked about?" "rawr XD"

-"what does autonomy mean?" "it's like grey's anatomy but for cars"

-alcoholism is a good sims trait

-guy: sneezes

guy's friend: "god bless... america"

-”what do you say to your sibling during an argument?” "you should've been aborted" “no”

- "your personality might be kind of boring" "like a potato!" "yeah"

-"what does down to earth mean?" "it means you're like the lorax, you speak for the trees"

-"he was happy?" "yeah! put him working with me and larson for ten years and... we fixed him!"

-the student teacher generally has a habit of sarcastic yaying and it entertains me

-"jason (chris) move your head" "just throw a rock at it, it'll move"

-someone was trying to come up with weird phobias and someone suggested genital herpes

-"sir you've been diagnose with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia " "aahHH"

-"if someone comes up to you and says a mean word, you're gonna be upset" "hey sam" "what" "fuck"

-"i found a big circle"

-"*cough* flynn"

flynn, out of nowhere: "i heard that"

-"have you guys seen cabin in the woods?" "wait, the one with the cabin in the woods?"

-:(

-"let's say you don't have a gun" "pft, not in america"

-we were talking about miscarriage and cody goes "fetus... deletus"

-examples of anger- "when mcdonald's doesn't have ice cream"

-video from the 80's: "depression isn't talked about"

-a seal saved this guy's life and he just: 'ah yes it was all because of god' ¿¿¿???

-80's commercials are the weirdest shit

-yepperdoodles

-"...gonna get addicted to xanax"

-"you guys all did a really good job on your tests" "i got a C" "i got a D+" "yeah there wasn't a single person i was not happy with"

-"you say you see really good scores, but what i'm seeing is a D"

-examples of compromise- "i got a D+, but i feel i deserved an A, so let's meet in the middle with a C" "but what do i get out of it?" "if he passes the class, you don't have to see him anymore"

-"oh no my one feeling"

-"what are some ways to resolve conflict?" "killing yourself"

-"put away the candy this is health class"

-(talking about conflict) "...then the fire nation attacked"

-(softly) "yo what the heck dawg"

-"if they started a rumor-" "kill them"

-"when i was-" "a young boy"

-"you got two more weeks with the student teacher, then you get me back" *high pitched screaming*

-"they never broke out, and then one of them broke out"

-"wrestling uniforms are skimpy"

-(across the room) "hey man, can i touch your butt?" "i don't mind, dude"

-"let's say my wife is going to leave me and i'm... celebrating! oh wait"

-"they're fat and skinny, they're white, black, pink, purple, and orange-" "trump"

-"listen, idiotface"

-"do you think... the government is hiding the cure for cancer...?"

-i love government conspiracy theories during health

-"i... declare... bAnkrUptCY"

-"are we watching a movie?" "maybe if we're lucky it's the ring and it'll kill us"

-lmao i don't need drugs to feel numb

-"aww, flynn, we know you're drinkin' a bottle in the back room" "yeah, just look at ya, why wouldn't i?"

-The Weed™

-"weed stops your sperm from being produced correctly" "perfect, it's birth control too"

-"weed might shrink your... parts" "i think i'll just stick to meth"

-"weed might give you a special needs child" "it's wilson 2.0!"

-"i'm gonna be a drug dealer but not a mean one like a nice, happy 'eyy, wanna buy some drugs? :3'"

-oh no, grandma's growing weed in the basement

-"ahh, the weed's on fire"

-"guess that's how they caught the drug dealers. the deer were high"

-teacher: "ooh, i just sounded like yoda: don't smoke The Weed™"

-"hey, where can you buy a still? asking for a cousin"

-"raise your hand if you want to watch hentai"

-this guy keeps responding to people with "yes, my child?"

-"they put aborted fetuses in vaccines" "oh honey no"

-"how do you keep yourself from getting sick?" "stop breathing"

-examples of painkillers- "cocaine"

-"i know elvis presley is still alive because the king never dies"

-biggest drinker in our grade: "am i gonna be an alcoholic?" class: "you already are"

-c o m p r o m i s i n g  p o s i t i o n

-"trick question, i am hentai"

-"what would you do... if i said i could put you in your own hentai"

-"you're gettin' a hole in your nose oh my goodness"

-"depression" "nope" "wait... depression"

-"I can't remember the happiness i felt before drugs" "i can't remember feeling happiness at all"

-"oh you're back! just in time for meth"

-"oh my garage"

-"lotta meth in that town" "nah just incest"

-"it kills your brain cells. which some of you can't afford (staring directly at the class alcoholic)"

-"why do dentists have the highest suicide rate?? probably because everyone hates the dentist, i dunno"

-"that's accusations" "uuuuuhh no" "oh"

-"oh my gads. you got some meth?"

-"in the puss!" "terms" "sorry. vag!"

-"there's a pretty good chance that drug came out of someone's anal cavity" "that's why i don't do heroin"

-"hey, whose buttocks did this come out of?"

"i'm gonna go shoot myself with some dog food, brb"

-"oh my chicken pie"

-"i've been told we're gonna draw a penis"

-help they're genuinely discussing giving babies steroids

-"most of the female reproductive cells are useless" "just like my brain cells"

-the teacher keeps referring to developing babies as "little rat" and "alien creature"

-"if you eat my period snacks, i will eat you"

-*chiming* "is that santa??"

-"what's the only fluid that doesn't go to the baby?" "water" "no" "air" "no" "earth" "..." "fire"

-"you're supposed to snort those calcium pills" "don't snort the calcium pills"

-"mr. o'reilly, when'd you miss your period?"

-"is it true you puke the day after you get pregnant?" "no, if you puke the day after, it's from the alcohol the night before"

-fetus = jumbo shrimp

- i too, am a very sad lookin' heart

-"no, you cannot throw up your baby"

-"now that we've taken the baby home, we need to figure out what to do with it" "flush it down the toilet"

-"if you wear a hat all the time, all your hair is gonna fall out and die" "ha ha kevin, you're gonna die"

-"since i was 14. and i'm 112"

-"big dumb"

-"what do you want to be when you grow up?" "dead"

-"my parents say: 'hey... whatcha doin' with that 24-pack?'"

-"did jeffery dahmer's mom love him?" "hope not"

-"ohh i love the smell of babies *sniff sniff*"

-"they can be found in places that are... places"

-"why are there rotting apples under here?" "no you gotta let those ferment"

-"what's something you lose by age 3?" "hope"

-the guy in front of me had marvel porn on his phone????????????? hentai hulk's bright red ass is permanently ingrained in my mind

-"what am i supposed to do to live 2 more years? wrap myself in bubble wrap and eat brussel sprouts?"

-"for every 10 pounds overweight you are, subtract 1." "-50"

-"you're wearing a flamingo shirt, you're no one's favorite"

-"you don't snort viagra"

-"how do you feel about having guns in our home?" "how do you feel about how quickly i'd use it to kill myself?"

-"hey, 2 seniors walking down the hallway! wanna give her your papers?" "outta my way. hey! get back here and gimme your papers, ya bums."

-"it's not just the genitals that transfer STDs" "left calf"

-"what if they got an STD some other way?" "drinking sprite"

-"...serial monogamy-" "cereal is for mornings"

-"...trading sex for-" "chicken nugget"

-"you wanna try sex wearing a hazmat suit, go ahead" "don't kinkshame me"

-"STI: spaghetti time infection. it's an epidemic"

-"g- ross"

-"AIDS didn't come from sex with a monkey" "it's definitely about sex with monkeys"

-"what kinds of drugs do i need if i have AIDS?" "nothing, you wanna die"

-"do you know what they do to get rid of genital warts?" "chop your dick off" "mix wart cream with water and drink it"

-oh no they found out what they do get rid of genital warts

-"they shove a q-tip in your penis" "iiiiii'd rather die"

-"is that what tinder is? swipe right if you want crabs?"

-"i would suggest not setting your genitals on fire"

- "your penis doesn't do tricks"

-"do you have a driver's license? *nod* "do you have a car?" *nod* "are you a big boy?" *unsure nod*

-"i know it's only the last day but i will make you suffer for every last minute" "then i'll just do what i always do *sleeps*"

-our resident alcoholic was washing the board and people were jokingly flirting with him so he tied his shirt into a bikini and continued washing so the teacher docked him points for it. don't worry he was already failing

[kingofthewilderwest]

Haddock’s 2003 FMA Liveblog Part 4

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]

I went to bed at a nice, normal time. And then 1:30 came around, my brain screamed “SURPRISE TIME TO WAKE UP” and uhhhhh it’s now 3 AM and I need to occupy myself for a little bit of time before I’m sleepy enough to return to the realm of happy unconsciousness.

Episodes 41-42

Ep. 41 Holy Mother

The central theme of this anime: The military sucks.

Yeah. Like that’s actually going to happen. “Don’t fight.” We know how shit like this actually goes down.

Bradley: Kills Martel inside Reverse Pinocchio. Blood splurts. Cut to: Extremely happy, energetic anime opening song with kids playing.

It would be a lot easier on everyone if Mustang knew something of what was going on, ya’ll. I don’t care if Hughes was like “You can reach the top while I investigate this privately.” At this point this is a hazard. A hazard.

There’s caution to keep people safe. There’s caution to keep yourself safe. There’s caution if you’re unsure of information. There’s caution if you’re investigating dangerous information. There’s caution if you’re uncertain you can trust someone. And on and on and on. But then there’s just caution for not the most well-written reason and seriously I keep feeling like this is sort of the latter, a semi-contrived reason for Mustang to be kept in the dark this entire anime.

Indie that’s rude.

Okay so racial relations in FMA 2003 versus FMA 2009. This could be like, a dissertation topic. I’ve been talking a lot about the difference with friends ever since I saw one semi-disrespectful post of FMAB talking about how it handles racial tensions, essentially saying that we’re supposed to believe one random, old woman (Shan) that the Ishvalans know that not all Amestrians are bad... whereas here in FMA 2003 Scar calls out the military’s discrimination against the Ishvalans to Ed in conversation and we’re supposed to understand believe what his point is. I 1000% understand the post, but don’t agree with that post.... but if we went into all the reasons why I don’t agree with its oversimplification of racial representation and voice in the shows, it really would be a dissertation right here and right now. Anyway. Now, while it is true that FMA 2003 shows a lot more of the perspective of the Ishvalans and gives a lot more straightforward of a minority voice, which is damn NICE, while FMAB focuses about the Ishvalan War more from the Amestrian side... FMAB is farrrrrr from without minority voice and complexity and meaningfulness and respect, too. FMAB does a very heavy job of calling out the Amestrians for what they did in the Ishvalan War as wrong and baseless, too - even if upper command (and Envy) started it, Riza points out that she and her fellow Amestrians carried out the bloodshed with their own hands. Watching the fourth OVA gives a lot of voice to people like Heathcliffe and wow. FMAB gives a lot of purpose to Scar’s motivations, too, from the start of wanting to kill State Alchemists out of well-understood revenge... to pulling him into a focus whereby he wants to rebuild Amestris’ Ishvalan population as he can. But where I think the BEST way to talk about the difference between the 2003 and 2009 racial messages in these shows isn’t that the minority voice is or isn’t given respect and time (because really, really, both *do* - let’s talk manga Miles, and Scar, and Scar’s mentor, and...). But what 2003 shows the Ishvalans saying is, “The military is shit. They destroyed us. We have the right to be angry. You can argue we have the right to fight back.” And while there’s a whole, whole, whole, whole, WHOLE lot of truth to 2003 and how things happen irl... there’s something really powerful about 2009. 2009 says, “The military is shit. They destroyed us. We have the right to be angry. But that DOESN’T mean we have the right fight back.” And that wraps into one of Arakawa’s biggest, most widespread message throughout all of her manga, from start to end: All humans are important. All souls deserve to be treated with the utmost respect as human beings. It doesn’t matter if you’re a suit in armor. It doesn’t matter if you’re a frog chimera. It doesn’t matter what your race is. It doesn’t matter who started the bloodshed... you should be the one to end it. You are a human, human is good, and the best thing we can do is help each other. FMAB is about breaking out of the cycle of “an eye for an eye.” Now FMA 2003 is showing, through Ed’s reactions and so forth, the conflict he has with the idea of “Eye for an eye,” suggesting also it’s not a good thing. But it’s really in 2009 where the message sparkles... because Scar becomes not someone with a vengeful purpose who wants to create a pure Philosopher’s Stone from military lives. But Scar is someone who goes from someone with vengeful purpose for what the military has done to him... to trying to be the better person, the HERO, who fights back and gives back when no one else would before. And fuck man. Scar and Scar’s brother are the damndest heroes in FMAB. There’s so much to be said about the pros and cons of racial representation in each show, 2003 versus 2009, but both really try to speak to important messages of minority discrimination, genocide, and the horribleness of what it is. NEITHER ARE BAD!!! XD But damn if 2009′s message of “Revenge is not justified. We will treat all humans as humans” is fucking wicked good. Like. Enormous applause to the Ishvalans for being the better people? They are the true heroes. They are the TRUE heroes of FMAB.

In FMAB 2009, Scar prevents an entire city (entire COUNTRY) from being used as an effective transmutation circle creating a Philosopher’s Stone. In FMA 2003, Scar is the one seeking to make an entire city into a Philosopher’s Stone. Interesting contrast. Sad not to have my hero Scar here. A complex antagonist in the 2003, who, from another framework could act as an antihero (the best antagonists imho are those whose perspectives could be written as “good guys” because they have understandable, human motivations)... but nevertheless, not a hero of the tale as in Arakawa’s final work.

Took fukkin long enough for Heart Eyes Motherfucking Horse Boi to find out. Thank you, Reverse Pinocchio, for acting with more sense than Markiplier and Virility Redux.

One beautiful moment with Al in the manga at Liore is when he pulls stuff out of his loincloth in public in front of his father, much to Hohenheim’s dismay and embarrassment. And here we have Armor stuffing his bro’s pocketwatch into his loincloth. I mean, it’s a fair place to carry things, buuuuut there is something to said it looks bad buddy. XD

I can’t judge talking military cats because we do like, have Jerso in FMAB.

Okay Bishie Boi I give you permission to kill a certain murderous State Alchemist Fucker. Go get Kimblee. Go get him. Martel hasn’t killed him yet. You. Please. Kill him. I don’t like Kimblee. Get Kimblee.

It’s so damn refreshing and applause-worthy to see full rooms of dark-skinned POC in an anime let’s be real.

Also not showing the eyes of ANYONE in the military during these scenes? Really good, chilling effect.

The name avoidance is getting really old homunculi pals.

Also love how many women are very prominent in the 2003.

GO SCAR GO. GO SCAR GO! BISHIE BOY, KICK KIMBLEE ASS!! GO SCAR GO SCAR GO SCAR GO!!!

.....that accidentally almost sounded like a Dr. Seuss book up there. Just need a little meter and rhyming and...

Dude there’s a fucking dragon on the end of that that is LEGIT.

You brought the kid back. You brought the kid messenger back. You brought the kid messenger back to Liore. KEEP THEF UCKI :ENW:EOGIN KEEP THE FUCKING KID IN SAFETY AWAY FROM LIORE IT’S A WAR ZONE YOU IDIOTS

Gotta respect how long Kimblee’s hair is in this anime.

[Camera angle constantly spinning around Kimblee and Scar while they’re talking] I get that you’re trying to make this dramatic but hell if that isn’t too much and somewhat dizzying.

Badass Al and his perfect-and-rapidly-drawn transmutation circles!

This anime had suchhhhhhhhh a slow start but finally we’re getting someplace. Not entirely well-joined together everywhere but we’re finally getting to Serious Shit and I appreciate it.

Al saying he’s hollow and not meaningless is a nice callback to when he was questioning the validity of his own memories, saying that if he weren’t human, then it wasn’t worth living. Exact opposite message here and thank. V good. This v good.

They get a lot more of Al’s intense and very real badass side down in this anime.

Sayin’ it like it is. Bruh, respect.

Yeah there’s lots and lots of good content rn.

“Can you hear it? The countdown to your death?” And this is why nobody likes you Kimblee. Fuck you.

Is this the part where we have Scar use his arm or something to change Al into a Philosopher’s Stone or whatever the hell it is that is the first stage of Al not being armor?

YES.

YES

YES YES YES MY WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.

Are you.

Are you fucking kidding me.

Die already Kimblee you fuck

Well that’s gotta be traumatic to Ed

Dramatic shots of doom.

This ain’t gonna end well. Also we’re suspiciously close to the end of the episode with no resolution... I planned to watch ONE episode tonight but that might not be what happens eh.

Oh look the episode just ended.

Yeah fuck that we need at least just one more.

Ep. 42 His Name is Unknown

I’m v suspicious Scar ain’t gonna live through this. Hopefully also Kimblee. Kimblee needs to Be Gone (TM).

Aka “This is how the writers don’t have Al die right here and now.”

DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEEEEAAAAAAD!!!

Okay but Scar. Ishval’s Top Model. Bishie Boi. He’s like. Walking around so calmly with so little sign of pain. BRO YOU ARE MISSING AN ARM. And don’t you DAMN tell me “It’s but a scratch” or “It’s only a flesh wound.” Like I could Monty Python caption you right now you fucker and I shouldn’t be able to do that.

Oh hey look my liveblogging is showing my true swearing colors. Rawr. I’m a swearer. I like swears. FEAR ME AND ALL THE SWEARS.

(I usually censor myself a lot on tumblr for Things Like Swears BUT AIN’T NOT HAPPENING NOW YO).

Is.... is ANYONE going to do ANYTHING about Scar’s recently lost arm?????????? HE LOST A LOT OF BLOOD. LOTS OF BLOOD GUSHED OUT WHEN HE TRANSMUTED IT OFF. AND YET EVERYONE IS SO CASUAL ABOUT THIS. Let’s talk about Al’s survival chances. Let’s talk about how to change Al so he doesn’t go off into a bomb. Let’s talk about the Philosopher’s Stone. Let’s talk about your past history with Lust. HOW ARE YOU CONSCIOUS AND WHY AREN’T WE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR GODDAMNEDFUCKINGSHIT ARM.

At least have him pass out or something.

Nope we’re just going to stand around and stare at each other and be like “You’re not my brother’s girlfriend” and shit and not care about your lack of armness apparently.

Hey new intro. The music definitely has the same generic rocky upbeat flavor of the other intros in 2003, but I like this one the best. The intro also shows us not one but two separate shots of Roy so that’s even better. And even bestest, we just keep pulling in that photo of Horsing Around in the background again. We just keep sneaking that in. I really wish you WROTE Horsing Around better but HEY we get the PHOTO <3 <3 <3

So all that’s good.

Yesssssss finally in this anime you are having ROY MUSTANG ***DO*** SOMETHING. Finally DO something. (whispers) and yes, of course Riza is here, I love you two together

But seriously how long does it take for you to WRITE MUSTANG DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THE SHIT GOING DOWN IN THIS FUCKING STORY

(whispers) Wife

Good for you, Alex.

“There’s no such thing as a military that doesn’t have corruption or evil in it.” I love when villains have damn truthful lines like that shit.

He’s really pretty in this shot.

Okay for all you mention Roy being the Hero of Ishval in this moment between Archer and Roy, and then there was that one scene waaaay back in Flame vs Fullmetal where we had Roy get a bit of a flashback to the war, and then I guess that ONE scene where he thought about doing human transmutation...... you really haven’t taken advantage. of. this. character. AT ALL. In this anime. You’ve really left him to sit by for dozens of episodes in a row. Develop this shit. Even if you plan to develop this shit down the road, this is just another example of uneven scaffolding in your writing. I went into this anime particularly because I was curious about the interesting Roy shit you were thinking about writing, and yet I feel like you’ve given me very little to work with? I mean. He’s present. We’ve had a FEW interesting moments with him, primarily at the start. We’ve seen him do some things like suppress the Ishvalans before they rebelled, and stuff. It’s not like he’s absent and you could critique my critique. But he still feels sooooo underutilized. He really feels underutilized. Develop all that trauma shit content and his ambition being the Fuhrer and his past with Ishval instead of just touching it here and there and referencing it in scenes and then being like “La la la and now all Mustang is gonna do in this episode is look suspiciously at people but not do anything active about the shit going all around him.”

So we’re SLIGHTLY paying attention to his arm, but still having an extended conversation about Lust instead.

I mean I don’t care if the arm got cauterized and there’s just a stump there, you still lost a lot of blood and there’s shock and trauma and shit. You are hanging in there way too good bud. THAT IS AN ARM.

That looks cool. And we know exactly what those symbols are.

Oh cool another arm gone AND YOU ARE STILL CONSCIOUS.

Now, after just a little gasping in pain and sweating, I’m going to stand up and calmly explain the history of my arm. COME ON SCAR ADRENALINE ONLY GOES SO FAR *YOU* *HAVE* *NO* *ARMS*

No one would even guess this is the screencap of a man who has literally just lost both of his arms.

In 2003, he loses both of his arms. In 2009, he uses both of his arms and destroys Bradley’s.

Yes, Indie. Tell Roy about your mother homonculus. At least do it for the sake of integrally including Horsie IN THE MAIN FUCKING PLOT MORE.

HOW DID SCAR DROP KIMBLEE FROM THE TOP OF THE BUILDING HE HAS NO ARMS HOW DID YOU CARRY HIM HOW DID YOU DROP HIM.

WHY ARE YOU STILL RUNNING AROUND.

Okay seriously how many times are you going to injure this guy and still have him be “relatively” okay? Because several gunshot wounds to his shoulders didnt make him lapse into unconsciousness either? At least he seems to be in legitimate lasting pain now? Not like that’s a GOOD thing to be in pain, but at least he’s not like, running around?

You should be like delirious tho bud

Seriously are these last two episodes “How many times can we injure Scar” like wut

Take that back he’s stood up and is waltzing around again wtf

I hate how the feels you get from this scene are 1). Scar is dying, 2). Scar is doing this for his brother [sob] and not... “we’re mass killing thousands of low-ranking soldiers and turning them into a Philosopher’s Stone.” Like something about that’s just wrong. Feels, good? But....

Power trio

This still is the most badass moment with these blokes tho:

[sigh] Mustang is just such a better character in FMA 2009 / the manga.

[whispers to Al] No it’s not. #1. Philosophers’ Stone. #2. You’re armor.

:)))))))))))

[diggorypuff]

Best Lyrics of Reputation and my commentary

Ready for It:

He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor - My 1950s loving ass is just here for this Burton to this Taylor shit, cause their an OTP

Every love I’ve known in comparison is a faliure - Also a reference in my mind to Burton-Taylor love.

End Game:

I wanna be your A-Team - Just here for the early Ed Sheeran reference ;)

I’ve got some big enemies - idk i like the drama what the hell

Ooo you and me would be a big conversation - Media

I got a reputation that don’t precede me - opposite of the line that taylor cut from gorgeous

I don’t wanna just be another ex love that you don’t wanna see - <3

I don’t wanna miss you like the other girls do - hmmm... i really don’t feel joe vibes listening to this?

I just wanna be drinking on the beach with you all over me - This makes me think of the pics of Tom & Taylor on the beach

I got issues and chips on both of my shoulders - Ed’s singing always gets me and I like the chip on the shoulder trope

The truth is it’s easier to ignore it believe me - Love it

Even when we argue we don’t do it for long - Sounds like me with my friends <3

You understand the good and bad end up in the song - now that sounds like Joe

(Side note if it is all about Joe like she ‘claims’, seems odd but whatever, betcha that Calvin & Tom are so fucking thankful that Joe’s got her so loved up that she can’t even give a shit about their asses and how she thinks they may have wronged her)

All my flaws, paranoias, and insecurities - reference to the image built of Taylor

After the storm something was born - <3

Four words on the tip of my tongue - ???? Four words?

You and me we got big reputations - ... can’t be joe cause when they started dating everyone was legit like Joe who????

And I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put them - i’d rather it be like about putting them in peoples backs, but i like this too, like she keeps maps of where she puts them after their buried, cause she’ll happily dig them up again if your wrong her, ie Kanye drama

My reputation precedes me - there it is again

I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me - Love this line <3

Your handprints in my soul - <3

I Did Something Bad

I never trust a narcissist but they love me, so I play them like a violin, and I make it look oh so easy - I love it idk

Cause for every lie I tell them they tell me three - wtf love it 

This is how the world works, now all he thinks about is me - LOVE

If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing - reference to kanye’s i made that bitch famous lyrics? and i love it

I don’t regret it one bit cause he had it coming - this song has drilled into the vindictive, slice your throat open side of me??? pls stop

They say I did something bad - <3

And i love the techno sound of it like tear it up

I never trust a playboy but they love me - ;)

So I fly them all around the world and let them think they saved me - ? Taylor who this about?

They never see it coming - ;) devilish

You gotta leave before you get left - heart ripping feel the power

He says don’t throw away a good thing  - idk im torn whether I like this line or not???

If he drops my name then I owe him nothing - Kanye, Calvin, a ton of ppl? 

And if he spends me change then he had it coming - I love the had it coming line makes me think of Cellblock Tango

They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one - Strong line

They got their pitchfork and proof, their receipts and reasons - Receipts -_-

Light me up - I love whenever that term is used

The little bubblier tune change towards the end is magic too

Don’t Blame Me -

 How this is not a Jack Antoff produced tune is beyond me it sounds so much like Waiting Game, whatever the tune is magic

Don’t blame me love made me crazy, and if it doesn’t you ain’t doing it right - I love the passion filled love story goes back to my love of Burton-Taylor, also reminds me of that thread of That’s the Way I Loved You

I’ve been breaking hearts a long time - Love it

They say she’s gone too far this time - this is powerful

And I’m just gonna call you mine, I’m insane but I’m your baby - Playing on the medias stereotype, getting a bit old 

Echoes, love you name inside my mind, halo, hiding my obsession - It’s a good lyric especially the name inside my mind

And baby, for you, I would fall from grace, just to touch your face - I wrote a similar line in a song earlier today before I heard this similar feeling runs deep

If you walk away, I'd beg you on my knees to stay - playing on the damsel in distress vibe again, also getting a bit old

Delicate

This ain’t for the best, my reputations never been worse - I love the my reputations never been worse line <3

Oh damn, never seen that color blue - Love it

Is it cool that I said all that, Is it chill that you're in my head? 'Cause I know that it's delicate - Fresh love, and I like it cause I get

Is it too soon to do this yet? 'Cause I know that it's delicate - I feel like this is about writing a song about someone, like is it too soon to write a song about this yet, not in a bad way!!!

Do the girls back home touch you like I do? - Sexy line, hot

Echoes of your footsteps on the stairs - Line reminds me of ‘ Sounded like footsteps on my stairs’ from If This Was a Movie. Also reminds me of All Too Well and the ‘down the stairs you were there I remember it all too well’ cause you know I’ll look for any reason to mention the power song

Stay here, honey, I don't wanna share - ??? what’s this about

Sometimes I wonder when you sleep, are you ever dreaming of me? - <3

Sometimes when I look into your eyes, I pretend you're mine, all the damn time -  LOVE IT

Look What You Made Me Do

I’ve fallen out of love with the beat but it is still lit

But I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time - It’s strong and give me power

Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all time - See above

I got a list of names and yours is in red underlined, I check it once, then I check it twice - See above, also it’s vicious and I live for it

Maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours - Kitty got claws

I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me - Makes me grin with evil intentions

I’m sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now" "Why?" "Oh, 'cause she's dead!" - Maniacal laughter like Yzma as the cat in Emperorers New Groove

Below the lines that I’m not here for anymore

You ask me for a place to sleep,locked me out and threw a feast - idk? just eye roll?

The world moves on, another day, another drama, drama, but not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma - again just done with it

So it Goes...

I'm yours to keep and I'm yours to lose - Cool 

You know I'm not a bad girl, but I do bad things with you - ;)

Met you in a bar, All eyes on me, your illusion is, All eyes on us - Makes me think of This is What You Came For, so I’m thinking this is a Calvin dig, for him being a intimidated by her success

I make all your grey days clear and wear you like a necklace - This whole song I’m like idek if this is good or not, this is my least fav song on the album

I'm so chill, but you make me jealous - Girl we’re cool, but when have you ever been chill, and you’ve always been jelly?

Come here, dressed in black now - Oooh reputation era, bad ass taylor coming in, having her emo dressing in all black phase coming in XD

Scratches down your back now - Rawr sexy

Gorgeous

You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk - Making fun of Joe’s British accent ;)

And I got a boyfriend he’s older than us he’s in the club doing I don’t know what - Tom? Calvin??? Who knows.

Whiskey on ice, sunset and vine, you’ve ruined my life by not being mine - I get it 

You’re so gorgeous, I can’t say anything to your face, cause look at your face - Again I feel it

You should take it as a compliment that I’m talking to everyone here but you - Agreed

If you got a girlfriend, I’m jealous of her, but if you’re single it’s actually worse - Honestly yes, cause if you got a girlfriend, Ima be good cause I’m a Jackie not a Marilyn, but if you don’t omg I’m sorry I can’t stop it

You’re so gorgeous it actually hurts - Yep

Ocean blue eyes looking in mine, I feel like I might sink and drown and die - I’m sinking drowning and dying all at once

Like Joe isn’t really attractive to me but I’m glad she’s happy and wrote this bop cause I feel it in my soul

Getaway Car

The robo voice can go thank you

It was the best of times the worst of crimes - Love it already

I struck a match and blew your mind, but I didn’t mean it, and you didn’t see it - <3

The tires were black, the lies were white, and shades of gray in candle light - WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?

I wanted to leave him, but I needed a reason - IS JOE THE REASON? Okay love, but also come on if you wanna leave him, leave him for you!

X marks the spot where we fell apart, he poisoned the well, I was lying to myself - I love it so much and the beat??!?

I knew from the first old fashioned we were cursed, we never had a shot, shot, shot in the dark - Honestly can’t tell if this is her being like been on Joe for the longest time wanted to kick all the boys to curb moment I saw him shit, or whether it’s just her telling one of her made up love stories tied to the truth??? Like this is just about Bonnie and Clyde sorta and she’s just tying it to this.

You were driving the get away car, we were flying but we never get far - BOP BOP BOP

Don't pretend it's such a mystery think about the place where you first met me-And where exactly is that Taylor we’d all like to know, WHERE, WHEN, AND HOW DID YOU REALLY MEET JOE EXPLAIN

We're ridin' in a getaway car there were sirens in the beat of your heart - <3

Shoulda know I'd be the first to leave - Love

While he was runnin' after us, I was screamin', "go, go, go!" - LOVE LOVE LOVE

But with three of us, honey, it's a side show and a circus ain't a love story and now we're both sorry - Getting all kinds of era refs here

It hit you like a shotgun shot in the heart - Dead

I'm in a getaway car,I left you in a motel bar, put the money in the bag and I stole the keys that was the last time you ever saw me - This whole line is killer and I love it

King of My Heart

I'm perfectly fine, I live on my own,I made up my mind, I'm better off bein' alone - Love it

We met a few weeks ago - Idk but I like this single line

So prove to me I'm your American Queen and you move to me like I'm a Motown beat - I get American Boy vibes from this

Cause all the boys and their expensive cars, with their Range Rovers and their Jaguars, never took me quite where you do - All I can think about is Harry’s Range Rover, and Tom in the Jaguar commercials, and lol jaggywires 

Late in the night, the city's asleep your love is a secret I’m hoping, dreaming, dying to keep - sound of my heart beat

Change my priorities - sweet

Overall song is just eh - second least av

Dancing with Our Hands Tied 

That beginning piano is magic

I, I loved you in secret first sight, yeah, we love without reason - <3

Oh, 25 years old, Oh, how were you to know and my, my love had been frozen - </3

Deep blue, but you painted me golden - powerful

You said there was nothing in the world that could stop it, I had a bad feeling - Strong, and heartbreaking

People started talking, putting us through our paces,I knew there was no one in the world who could take it - SEE ABOVE

I hate the chourus 

I, I loved you in spite of, deep fears that the world would divide us - Beautiful

I'm a mess, but I'm the mess that you wanted - Darling

Swaying as the room burned down, I'd hold you as the water rushes in - All about the idc, and lets keep going even as havoc wreaks 

Third least fav maybe?

Dress

Golden Tattoo - ????

All of this silence and patience, panic, and anticipation, my hands are shaking from holding back from you - Darling and sexy at the same time also come on Taylor just jump his bones!

I don't want you like a best friend - Did anyone not know this?

Only bought this dress on you could take it off, take it off, carve your name into my bedpost - Sexy, also still hear carve you name into my nipples XD

And if I get burned, at least we were electrified - Cool, but if you get burned you’re gonna be pissed

Nights back when you met me your buzzcut, and my hair bleed - Hair bleeds??

Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me - <3

Flash back to my mistakes,my rebounds, my earthquakes - Pain

Even in my worst nights, you saw the truth of me - <3

Don’t like the high pitch of the song, everyone built it up so it fell flat 

Fourth least fav maybe???

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year - BOP

So why'd you have to rain on my parade? -  BOP

This is why we can’t have nice things, cause you break them, I have to take them away - !!!!!

It was so nice being friends again, there I was, giving you a second chance, but then you stabbed my back - KANYE KANYE KANYE

And therein lies the issue, friends don't try to trick you, get you on the phone and mind-twist you, and so I took an axe to a mended fence - HOT HOT HOT, I really want an axe to swing

But I'm not the only friend you've lost lately, if only you weren't so shady - grinning cuz Jay-Z

Here's a toast to my real friends,they don't care about that he-said-she-said - POWERFUL, makes me think of Taylor’s You Belong With Me Shirt in LWYMMD

And here's to my baby he ain't reading what they call me lately - Getting a lil tired of this her BABY, all songs are about Joe, JOE, JOE, JOE okay we get it, glad you happy, calm down 

And here's to my momma had to listen to all this drama - My favorite part idk why

And here's to you cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do haha, I can't even say it with a straight face - ;) I it’s funny, idek how to feel cuz im like oh god but also HYSTARICAL??

Not for the siren sounds, but also it’s lit and a secret fav?

Call it What You Want

THIS SONG IS MY BABY!!

My castle crumbled overnight, I brought a knife to a gunfight - <3

They took the crown but it’s alright - </3

All the liars are calling me one, nobodies heard from me for months - 0.0

I’m doing better than I ever was - Happy for her

My babies fit like a daydream, walking with his head down, I’m the one he’s walking to - <3 :) love it, and she used the British term fit XD

My babies fly like a jetstream, high above the whole scene, loves me like I’m brand new - Beautiful

All my flowers grew back as thorns, windows boarded up after the storm -  The afterward to Clean

He built a fire just to keep me warm - Bonfire imagery gets me

They fade to nothing when I look at him - <3

And I know I make the same mistakes everytime, bridges burn, I never learn - POWERFUL ADMITTING IT

At least I did one thing right - <3

I’m laughing with my lover making forts under covers - <3 :)

Trust him like a brother - TRUST TRUST TRUST GETS ME

I want to wear his initial on chain round my neck, not because he owns me, but cause he really knows me - UGH I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT

Which is more than they can say - <3

I recall late November, holding my breath slowly I said, you don’t need to save me, but would you runaway with me, yes - <3 LOVE LIKE THIS IS KILLING ME

New Years Day

Her voice is so sweet and dewey here and I love it, but everyone hyped it up and so it fell a lil flat on me imagery is great tho

Don’t read the last page, but I stay when you’re lost and I’m scared and you’re turning away - <3 <3 <3

I want your midnights - <3

You squeeze my hand three times in the back of the taxi - Eh it’s okay, sweet???

I can tell it’s gonna be a long road - LONG GOOD ROAD

If you strike out and you’re crawling home - Strong supportive

When it’s hard or it’s wrong or we’re making mistakes - AGAIN SUPPORTIVE LOVE

Hold on to the memories, they will hold onto you - Strong strong strong anything with the word memories gets me everytime

Please don’t ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere - CRYING HERE

You and me forevermore - I hope <3

[stargleeksil-blog]

Criminal Minds s03e01 Doubt review - or more aptly named, one of the most confusing episodes ever, yet it might be because I’m slightly buzzed. LOL

Episode 01 – Doubt

Hey everyone! Wow, season three! Who thought we’d get here this fast? Certainly not me.

Alrighty, so last season left us in emotional shambles because Erin ‘the Bitch’ Strauss is trying to manipulate Emily through what she learned from Hotch about her determination and try and turn her to spy on them for Erin, and try to get Hotch out of the way. Fuck you, bitch.

I just hope Emily is better than that, or I’m going to smack some sense into her.

Alrighty, let’s see what happens.

So let me get this straight. Gideon is quitting? Because Frank came after him personally? Oh damn.

Oh wait. So the entire episode is a flashback? Damn.

A dude is killing on campus in a college in Arizona? That’s messed up.

Wow, that RA is seriously uptight. I guess that’s what they’re looking for when they hire them.

Um, why is that girl standing there all on her own? What is she holding?

Wait. Did that guy who she just looked relieved was him, taser her? FUCK.

“You see, I met Sarah at college, on a campus just like that one, 31 years ago. Campuses are supposed to be places of life and excitement. They’re supposed to be about the future, figuring out who you are and who you’re gonna be. They’re supposed to be about dreams, not nightmares. They’re supposed to be about hope. I just apparently don’t understand the world anymore.”

Oh my baby.

Oh my god, Jason is seeing Sarah everywhere. The poor thing.

Oh god. That girl was the one person who didn’t show up for curfew. Oh boy.

Okay, a little relief from the horrifying things happening on this show: let’s talk about Shemar’s sexy tattoo popping on that bicep under the sleeve. YUM. I’m so happy they put him in a tight short-sleeve.

That Dean is smart. Shutting down the school when it’s obvious that is the hub for the killing. Fuck.

Oh god. Erin, leave Emily alone! Fuck you!

That security guy creeps me out. I’m betting he’s the unsub.

Look at how sophisticated he looks! That’s my goal, if I were a man, which I guess is a possibility these days, but just for that, I don’t think they’ll let me have a sex change. Do you?

“Talk to me, girlfriend.” Hey, gorgeous.

And I love her earrings, by the way!

How can my goddess not have anything? Come on.

“You’re a security guard. “I’m not sure I like where this is going.” Oh honey, I love your sense of humor, you amazing human being you! And Emily, don’t imply that Penelope is a security guard, ever, she has dirt on everyone, just ask Derek.

“You probably had higher ambitions.” “Easy.” Don’t antagonize my baby girl.

Nathan Tubbs. Fuck you, asshole.

“You are the best.” “Word.” Ha.

He’s not on duty. Uh-oh.

Oh god, this guy is creeping me out. Just walk away! Why did you get in the car with him? Ugh.

What? Why is he asking her questions like that? God, that security guard is creeping me out. Jesus fucking Christ.

YES.

They got the fucker.

How the fuck is a guard allowed a knife and a taser? Give me a break.

Oh Gideon, just break the guy, please. I’m so done with this asshole.

And here I am again jealous of an inanimate object because Shemar Moore has it in his amazingly large hand XD

Shit. He lawyered up.

I really don’t like this lawyer. I mean, he’s doing his job, which is great, but he’s a dick.

LOL, JJ and Emily reminisce about being in college and how they’re not that young anymore. Oh honey. Those college kids have no idea what they’re doing with their lives, trust me. Not one single one of them.

Oh god. So she’s going to study, on her own. While everyone is partying. Well, that is beyond stupid. And I can totally see her being killed because probably Tubbs isn’t the murderer. Either that, or there’s another unsub and I fucking want to kill that asshole for stealing Tubbs’s thunder. Not cool.

Yup. She just got sucker-punched to the ground. Fuck.

Wait. That unsub is actually hitting her with a rock? What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

And all the while we’re having voice-overs from Gideon doubting himself. Shit.

That detective is seriously getting on my nerves. He asked them to help. They give him their professional insights, and he’s dismissing them because he’s trying to save face in front of the public for presumably arresting the wrong man. When it’s obviously a copycat who’s trying to imitate Tubbs. Ugh. So annoying when they have a character like that.

Derek trying to reason with someone shouldn’t be this hot.

Did that bitch just spit in JJ’s face? What the fuck is wrong with people?

POODLE TO THE RESCUE!

“You kidding? I was a prosecutor. I can hold him off for days.” Yeah, I wouldn’t want to mess with Hotchner either.

“I’ve been on both sides of that.” Wait. Hold up. Was Derek a cop before he joined the FBI? Oh damn. Now I’m imagining him running around with doughnut-eating cops and I can’t stop laughing.

Holy shit, that is probably the most dangerous picture of Derek out there. Seriously. Both hot and angry. Rawr.

Oh god. That girl is a hot mess. Fuck.

Cutting her hair? Cutting herself? Shit.

Anna Begley. Bam. Got her, the bitch.

Oh god. A small community, everyone knows everything. So they’re punishing him for being a suspect. And they still don’t believe he’s innocent. And with good reason. Well done, guards.

So that bitch spits in JJ’s face and calls her for help? Ha, good thing JJ is professional.

Oh god, Anna was actually turned on by his killings? So she wants him to take her? Oh my god. Take her or kill her, that’s the big question.

“Got it.” You go, Hotch.

Oh god. This is making me sick.

But yay for sneaky Derek!

Oh god. That girl is so messed up. She wants to die. She wants him to kill her. Fuck.

Oh fuck. She’s gonna stab herself, isn’t she?

Oh god, that girl is so fucked up. Shit.

So Gideon is fed up with the deaths. Damn. And he doubts himself completely. Damn.

Wait. So Gideon had a hunch that there might be another, so he wanted to see the copycat attempt to contact Tubbs, that’s why he let him go. You smart cookie.

But now he’s even doubting his own profile that maybe Tubbs wasn’t the murderer to begin with? That is so fucked up, it doesn’t even make sense. Why doubt yourself, my pretty pony?

Ooh, Strauss is mad at Aaron. Hahahaha oh you idiot.

Why is Hotchner taking the blame for Gideon’s hunch? I love you so much.

WHAT? Is that bitch seriously going to take the word of some Arizona police department for it, and suspend Hotchner for taking the bullet? FUCK YOU, LADY!

“Always a pleasure.” Oh Hotchner, you sarcastic little puppy. I love you so much.

Oh god. Why is Gideon holding that gun? Please tell me he’s not planning what I actually think he might be planning. Please god no.

And what’s with this goodbye letter? Who said it was okay for you to say goodbye, Jason, I didn’t approve this. Uh-uh. No way.

Okay, so this episode was extremely aggravating. First of all, Erin Strauss is a fucking bitch who I desperately want to see fired from the FBI. Ugh. So annoying me. Second, poor Gideon doubting everything because Frank targeted a woman he loved. So not nice. I just felt really unfulfilled by this episode, I don’t know, it was weird to me. Maybe because I was drunk the entire episode? I mean, I’m drinking a Bacardi Breezer right now lol. So maybe that kind of clouds my judgmental part of the brain.

I guess I’ll just have to hope for the best for the next episode, and maybe try and watch it when I’m all sobered up. LOL I’ll see you all for the next one, hopefully after the buzz is over <3

[h-eckers]

riverdale already is edgelord garbage can it get worse than the "i'm weird, i'm a weirdo" monologue and the phrase "dark betty" being used inside the show itself

OK weird thing, but I'm actually super glad you sent this because it gives me the chance to yell about some things that need yelling about re: Riverdale. Buckle the fuck in children, I have some Things To Say.  

Riverdale is literally, at it's core, edgy bullshit. The show genuine took a happy, light hearted, comic series and went "let's add murder, and gangs, and heavily imply twincest." My best friend loves the Archie comics and refuses to watch Riverdale because she doesn't want to ruin the happy-go-lucky of it all. So from the get go, we've got to expect some kind of edgelording based off the way it was adapted in the first place.  

However, Season 1 managed to mostly maintain it's cool. Most of the story lines were interesting enough, certainly added intrigue in a lot of places, the characters were well acted pretty much all of the time. I did definitely enjoy every episode at least to some degree and I loved certain things about the show over all, for example, FP and his story and relationship with Jughead is incredibly complex to me, I'd love to see it explored further and I live for Skeet Ulrich. When it comes to Riverdale, I'd say that I like more about it than I don't but that definitely doesn't mean it's all smooth sailing. 

That being said, it definitely had it's low moments, and imma talk about  my top five; 

Number 1: “I’m A Weirdo”

This right here is some 2003, myspace, edgelord, rawr XD type bullshit that was bound to become a meme almost instantly. I have nothing against Cole Sprouse or his acting abilities but this is just plain bad writing and I’m a bad writer so I know what the fuck I’m talking about. If you didn't cringe at least a little bit watching this scene, then you're lying or you didn't watch this scene. I get that they want to establish him as the broody, outcast, wallflower dude but you dont need to explicitly say “oh, btw, Im a tad bit strange” and even if you do, you should not be saying it sounding like you plagiarised an 11 year old scene kids tumblr poetry from the dark ages. If i had to give the writers any advice on how to improve this scene, I would say; “If you found it in your sixth grade diary you should probably leave it out of the script.”

Number 2: ‘Dark Betty’ 

First off, this annoys me because ‘Dark Betty’ isn't actually ‘Dark Betty’, a more apt name for it would be ‘Severely Affected By Mental Illness and Needs Genuine Treatment Betty’ but I guess that was a bit too wordy for the final cut. Second of all, nobody in the history of real life, outside tumblr, to a genuine real person’s face has called anyone ‘Dark’ anything, if Betty was my friend and I saw her try to drown a guy, I wouldn’t call her ‘Dark Betty’, I’d call the fucking cops. Also, in case you missed it, she did literally try to drown a guy, and she would have if Veronica wasn't there to stop her, and no one addressed it ever again in a real way. Sure they mentioned it, but no one actually broached the subject with the seriousness you probably should when someone was almost murdered, you know? Even Chuck, the guy who was almost drowned, basically brushed it off like “nah, happens all the time”, what the fucK kind of bullshit is that?

Number 3: The Entire Grundy Storyline

I guess my biggest issue here is that there was absolutely no point or resolution to this plot at all. she rolls into town, manipulates and rapes a child, rolls out of town and everyone's just fine with that? You’re telling me no ones parents wanted to press charges? You’re telling me Archie just forgot that he was supposedly in love with this woman who was twice his age? She wasnt even necessary to the wider plot in anyway, once she left, nothing else happened with that story at all, the only conceivable reason they needed her was to put Archie at Sweetwater on the 4th and they could have come up with literally anything else for that. Also even beyond the fact that they shoehorned in a pointless statutory rape plot for no reason, why did they make her look so suspicious if she was completely uninvolved with Jason’s murder? Basically, why the fuck was that necessary? The answer; it. fuckin. wasn’t.

Number 4: The Beronica Kiss

This has been explained and complained about a million times so ill keep it short and sweet but basically, why? There was no reason for the to do that, and if Cheryl’s ‘lesbian kissing isn't taboo anymore’ comment was meant to come across progressive, it didn’t because it was immediately undermined by the fact that Betty and Veronica went on to never have any romantic feelings for each other and ended up with ‘boy problems’ by the end of the episode. Why? Just, why was it necessary to have them kiss? It doesn't make sense. Even if they did end up together it doesn't make sense because making out has nothing to do with cheer leading unless you're on PornHub. Y’all writers just think you can trap the gays with shit like this and then lead us to heartbreak when nothing happens and you’re fucking right so please stop.

And finally: 

Number 5: The Aftermath Of Cheryl’s Icebreaker

BITCH SHE JUST TRIED TO KILL HERSELF AND Y’ALL JUST GONNA GO TO THE JUBILEE LIKE AIN’T NOTHING HAPPENED??????I have so many angry things to say about this because it made no sense and it was again, bad writing. Why didn't they take her to a hospital? Shes obviously not stable and she just took a dip in ‘Cold As Balls Lake’, why would you not immediately take her to a hospital where there are people who can watch her to make sure she doesn’t... i don’t know... burn down her house? No you're right, just take her to your house, sit her by the fire, and fuck off to a jubilee because that’s what’s important, she’ll be fine. Oh, and just chuck a gas station bandage on Archie’s hands, I’m sure he didn’t fracture or break anything when he smashed through thick god damn ice with his hands until they were gushing blood, you guys are so s m a r t. “Oh, they're just kids, they didn't think of it” you say, buT HERMIONE DIDN'T EVEN THINK TO TAKE HER TO HOSPITAL. This grown ass bitch, walked in and sees Cheryl Blossom, fully clothed, saturated, shaking, by the fire with a dead look in her eyes and goes “It’s aight, probably just had a water fight in the snow or some shit, kids are weird’ bitch didn't even ask, didn’t find out what was wrong, just shrugged and left her alone in the apartment because shes a god damn responsible adult. I’m so infuriated by this part because literally none of it makes any sense what so sever why is everyone so dumb wtf.

Anyway, I guess the point I’m trying to make here is that Riverdale definitely has its pitfalls and it definitely has things it needs to work on, however, I’m just hoping that they don’t continue down the path the promos seem to indicate because its a pretty good show but they toe the line already and i don’t want to see it go completely to shit because they're trying to be edgy.

If they want to take it dark im all here for it, i don’t mind but there is definite room for improvement What I want to see next season is, consistency, development, proper address of mental illness, actual friendships, and god damn mother fucking common sense.

What I don’t want to see,

IS THIS EDGELORD, 2003, RAWR IS I LOVE YOU IN DINOSAUR, BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR IS THE PINNACLE OF MUSIC, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME, IT’S NOT A PHASE BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BILLBOARD. IT MAKES ME WANT TO DINER.

That’s all, goodnight, thanku for ur time.

[jmkitsune]

lyraeon

replied to your post

“took me 7 years…but i finally finished Dream Drop Distance :3I somehow...”

Not to be like that but I'm fairly sure all of KH is so convoluted that nothing shy of actually watching a playthrough or at least the cut scenes COULD spoil any of it :P

I know you said- not to be like that but I’ve seen A LOT of people shitting on the convoluted story with KH3 just released and I’ve kept quiet til now cause  “meh whatever let em think what they want” this is not meant SPECIFICALLY AS “rawr don’t shit on my game series” but more a “I hear people...but a lot of people are looking at it...MAYBE too myopically)

so yeah sorry Ly...this is not directed at you...but also yeah XD I have been wanting to say something like this since....well probably a LOT longer than I know because I’m surrounded by people who either SHIT ON the series OR admit- they just button mash and thats it- they dont care and it breaks me inside as a story teller SOOOOOO INCOMING RANT TO THE VOID

I’m going to be honest, 

I’ve played the games since release, and I streamed BBS, KH1, 2 CoM on twitch (play throughs are on yt for anyone who wants to binge those :D- shameless self plug here) and JUST finished Dream Drop Distance (when I streamed the other ones I played in chrono order not release) so as of now I’ve played from BBS-3D in chrono and release order, I still gotta do the last two parts of 2.8 before starting 3.

and before I dive too deep I’m gonna preface this all by saying

when people say its convoluted-

YES it is, no question, this is a series told OVER a decade spanning many games. Its gonna be messy for a lot of people especially those casual gamers who don’t play games for deep story they play to escape. I get ya- this isn’t for you, have fun gaming ^.^

BUT is it SO convoluted it takes too much to understand if you WANT to? 

ok now that I made sure to not DESTROY people’s dash boards--- ON WITH THE SHOW

I don’t think so

I’d even argue FF7 and KH series ON THE WHOLE (like when mapped out beat for beat story wise) so far are pretty equally convoluted but yet EVERYONE LOVES FF7 in spite of its extremely deeply convoluted story. 

I think the MAIN difference was that FF7 relied heavily on explicit unreliable narration. In Cloud being the (redacted reason for spoilers) protagonist (seriously, it may be an old game but I’m not gonna spill the beans go play it to find out, this allowed for A LOT of exposition to be given naturally and also for “plot holes” to be filled in as the game progressed when we see “what really happened” when we did. I truly think that HINDSIGHT and that revealed knowledge is why SO MANY clamor that FF7 is the BEST in the Final Fantasy series when to many- its really not, its a great game but certainly not the best (as seen from the STARK as fuck divide in the fanbase over it’s expanded chapters (crisis core, dirge of cerberus, Advent Children, etc)

KH does not do this entirely, they instead rely on a “childlike” narrator (which is still unreliable but I’d argue a different kind) Sora is 14/15 in the first game, so through HIS journey alone we’re seeing the world from his perspective and ITS A LOT TO TAKE IN but even in DDD everyone kinda points out ...SORA IS A BIT OF A DUNCE lol I attribute the story telling to that, cause in BBS when we play as Ventus/Terra/Aqua- its not as confusing sometimes, cause these players are older, so the world is already understood by them, nothing is really NEW, whats new is their personal blossoming philosophies conflicting with the world they are now thrown into

they’ve studied it but never PARTAKEN in it vs Sora...who literally wakes up in another world carrying magic mcguffin after a giant mother fucking eldritch creature with a gaping hole in it’s torso swallows HIS home world (its not spoiling it’s literally the tutorial/prologue of the game)

the other thing- where FF7 had 3 discs (which back in the way back days) was SHOCKING (until Star Wars came out with their 4 disc KOTOR/KOTOR 2 for the PC) like 3 discs for 1 story? wtf man?

KH so far in their series has had - 

BBS (3 character’s stories over the course of I think a few weeks)

KH1- 10 years later following a new boy with no prior knowledge of what was going on prior to his story, and this takes place over nearly a year

358/2 days- runs relatively overlapping with Chain of Memories, buut starts 7 days before due to the fact it starts in the final act of KH1

KH2- picking up where said above two games leave off, wrapping up the arc of the Organization and reuniting Sora/Riku/Kairi together at home another year has passed

Coded (not needed but is part of the main timeline) happening I’m guessing in a SHORT as fuck span of time

Dream Drop Distance- taking place between 2 and 3 as a bridge cause it shows Riku and Sora finally hitting a maturing point- they take the tests to be LEGIT keyblade warriors

7 main games over 7 “discs”  honestly I like that what they did for us was gave us over time the 

1.5, 2.5 and 2.8 remixes cause that condensed ALL that into “3 discs” (JUST LIKE ff7- also mind you, the thing I’d even stress- imagine if Square Enix tried to compress ALLLL this story back when KH1 started, like it’d be too much, this story needs to be digested slowly. LIKE another LONG running series (that for the most part - MANY PEOPLE love (Game of Thrones? Homestuck? ANY anime that started back in the toonami days and isn’t done (look at you Dragon Ball) 

GRAND stories take time, video games just were normally NOT that format to showcase such a spectacle...hell Final Fantasy which is like...what? nearly 20 games (including side ones) but only...2 of the “main numbered” games have sequels, the rest are not connected plot/world wise. 

being a writer I probably could do all that Kingdom Hearts has done in the form of 

the five act plot vs the 3 act structure we are used to (see Dramatic Structure)

normally people are used to a 3 act structure (Exposition, Rising Action, Climax)

but so far I see KH serie as a 5 act structure (below)

Exposition - BBS (explaining the world and following 3 people well versed in it for the reader to fall into it and be ready for the next step)

Rising Action - Kh1/358days/CoM (Sora is plucked from his world and thrown into a larger one, on the way he learned about the dark and the light, growing and preparing to fight it as he feels he is part of something bigger than himself)

Climax - KH2/Coded/3D (this part is guess work) we see the “end” of Sora’s growth, the boy we started with is grown and all in, we see him and Riku raising up to their peak to fight the darkness only for the ending of 3D to reveal that the end isn’t the end,

Falling Action <- this part here I think is going to be ALL of Kh3, the falling action, that stripping away of all things built up with the end in sight

Denouement/Resolution/Catastrophe- and here is where the series will end...however that is be it ONE MORE GAME or...the climax of KH3? I dunno we’ll see

SO YEAH....long story short...Kingdom Hearts IS LONG but like ANY OTHER long standing story with deep, and expansive lore- consumption can’t be done in one go. It’s not for casual consumption, at least the story isn’t. Many people play it and give ZERO shits about the lore/story/etc....and honestly I can’t with those people I literally don’t comprehend it but thats on me not them

BEFORE I LOSE MY TRAIN I END THIS RANT HERE

[chokobananya]

(Translation) Sandaime J Soul Brothers: 50 Questions and Answers PERFORMER/Yamashita Kenjiro

REPOSTING GUIDELINES, CLICK HERE.

So this is the last JSB member for the 50 Q&A. (It’s been almost a year since I updated. XD) I’ll try to update more translations since this will be a good practice for me before I go back to Japan. www

For the previous members’ Q&A:

Kobayashi Naoki: HERE

NAOTO: HERE

ELLY: HERE

Iwata Takanori: Part One, Part Two

Tosaka Hiroomi: Part One, Part Two

Imaichi Ryuji: HERE

And for the #Recent Translations and #Old Translations from my old username (asexualfairy), please check the TRENDS sidebar on the left side below my introduction :)

Q1. What do you do on your day-offs?

Kenjiro:

4 AM: Departure from Tokyo

6 AM: Arrive to Kasumigaura meet the members of the association of professionals (fishing) 

7 AM: Breakfast

7:30 AM: Ride the boat

8 AM: Fish on!!!

5:30 PM: Go back

6:30PM: Eat with everyone

9 PM: Departure from Kasumigaura

11 PM: Arrive to Tokyo

(T/N: Basically he said his schedule for his fishing lol)

Q2. Which country would you like to go to and why?

Kenjiro: Lake El Salto in Mexico. I want to catch a 10-pound Black Bass fish!

Q3. If you were reborn as a certain member of Sandaime J Soul Brothers, who would you want to be and why?

Kenjiro: Anyone from the vocalists!! I want to sing a song!!

Q4. What makes you happy?

Kenjiro: When doing live concerts and fishing

Q5. Who’s the person you want to meet?

Kenjiro: George Tokoro, Ariana Grande

Q6. What are your hobbies?

Kenjiro: Fishing bass, Tamiya RC Cars, survival games

Q7. Please name 3 essential things in life.

Kenjiro: Friends, fighting spirit, compassion

Q8. What do you do before sleeping?

Kenjiro: Set the alarm.

Q9. What is something that you never forget to do in your daily routine?

Kenjiro: Taking a bath.

Q10. Since you have been demonstrating your impersonation skills, do you have someone whom you can impersonate with confidence?

Kenjiro: The bass professional, Aoki Daisuke-san (T/N: I searched for this person on google but it’s very difficult since the kanji in the magazine is different from the one which shows up. But it seems that this person is connected with fishing so most likely it’s him.)

Q11. Since you have mentioned that fishing is one of your hobbies, what is the most worthy fish that you have caught?

Kenjiro: The 62-cm black bass that I caught in Lake Biwa.

Q12. Do you have any recommended fishing spots?

Kenjiro: I will definitely not tell (laughs).  Anglers (fishermen) search for their spots as if it’s a war every day.

Q13. What is the most important thing you do as a performer?

Kenjiro: To reach everyone’s hearts!!

Q14. What kind of fashion are you into?

Kenjiro: Monotone street fashion.

Q15. What is your stress reliever?

Kenjiro: Fishing fishing fishing!!!!!

Q16. What is your recommended spot in your hometown, Kyoto?

Kenjiro: Arashiyama

Q17. What have you been into?

Kenjiro: From then, until now it’s fishing!!

Q18. What are your words to live by?

Kenjiro: One for all, all for one (T/N: He said this in English)

Q19. Something that you can’t live without in one day:

Kenjiro: Nasal spray

Q20. What is the important thing that a man should improve?

Kenjiro: Be kind to others and if something good happens, always be thankful.

Q21. What is something you want the most?

Kenjiro: Wristwatch, leisure boat

Q22. What habit of a Sandaime member which interests you?

Kenjiro: Elly forgets his things a lot.

Q23. Who is the person you admire?

Kenjiro: Tokoro George

Q24. How do you see yourself 10 years from now?

Kenjiro: I want to be a gentle father.

Q25. What do you want to do among with the 3JSB members the most?

Kenjiro: LIVE!!! (T/N: In English)

Q26. What is your favorite Sandaime J Soul Brothers song?

Kenjiro: Go my way

Q27. What happens to you when you’re drunk?

Kenjiro: My face turns red. If I drink more, I become more reddish and everything turns dark then I go home.

Q28. How do you cheer yourself up?

Kenjiro: I listen to music.

Q29. What kind of secret do you know from the Sandaime J Soul Brothers’ members?

Kenjiro: Gun’s ○○○○ has this feeling of “RAWR!” because of ○○○○.

Q30. What is something that you ought to do in life?

Kenjiro: The effort I make to achieve my dream.

Q31. What do you want to tell the other members of Sandaime J Soul Brothers?

Kenjiro: NAOTO> Thanks for always bringing me into a good bar.

Kobayashi Naoki> to be honest, NAOKI is the funniest.

ELLY > Did you bring your wallet and your phone?

Iwata Takanori> Rambo! Please check the both sides of your clothes carefully, okay?

Imaichi Ryuji > Make your RadioCon soon.

Tosaka Hiroomi > Let’s go fishing again, okay?

Q32. One word which represents your character:

Kenjiro: Energetic.

Q33. If you’re going on a drive, where do you want to go?

Kenjiro: Kasumigaura

Q34. What would you like to accomplish by the time you’re 30?

Kenjiro: but I’m already 30…………….

Q35. What do you want to do with Sandaime J Soul Brothers from 2015 to 2016?

Kenjiro: Become the best seven!!

Q36. What is your weakness?

Kenjiro: Alcohol!!

Q37. What were the words that changed your perspective towards work?

Kenjiro: In 2007, I was still a back dancer in EXILE’s live concert. HIRO-san made his effort to say 「よろしくお願い致します!!」to the students (T/N: HIRO said Yoroshiku onegai itashimasu which may mean “I’ll be looking forward to working with you!” But in this case, HIRO talked to the EXPG students in a polite way.)

Q38. If you score yourself, what points would you give and why?

Kenjiro: 30 points. It’s the same as my age (laughs). I’m gonna do my best for my points to increase as I age.

Q39. What is your treasure?

Kenjiro: A gift I received from HIRO-san.

Q40. What is something that you always keep in mind?

Kenjiro: Maintaining a good physical condition

Q41. What do you do when you can’t sleep?

Kenjiro: I’ll watch the AmeTalk that I recorded.

Q42. What do you collect?

Kenjiro: Fishing tools from Evergreen

Q43. What would you like to tell yourself now?

Kenjiro: In 30’s!! I’ll do my best!!

Q44. When it is difficult for you, how would you pull through?

Kenjiro: I forget difficult things when I go out with my friends. Then, I’ll do my best again!!

Q45. What is the quality that you have which won’t lose to other members?

Kenjiro: The number of my hobbies

Q46. What sound do you like?

Kenjiro: VROOOOOOOOOOM!! (The sound of a motorcycle engine)

Q47. If you were in a position of a stylist, which Sandaime J Soul Brothers would you like to style and how?

Kenjiro: With Gun’s full power, I would like to dress him as a girl.

Q48. How do you see the members of Sandaime J Soul Brothers?

Kenjiro: Friends

Q49. What’s the word that you have the habit of using?

Kenjiro: “I’m hungry~”

Q50. How did you find this 50 Q&A?

Kenjiro: There were a lot of things that I don’t usually think about so this Q&A made me know myself more! It was fun!!

It took long for Kenjiro’s interview to be translated compared to the others because I searched for the places and other info he provided for his favorite hobby. XD But so far his interview was really fun so I hope you enjoyed it as well! ♡

[pope-of-the-snail-church]

taggeb by the lovely @mikototsu-trash Name: Hakuryu Kagami Nickname:  Haku/Snaku/Katsudon/JJ/ Time and Date: 10th April, 20:06 Average hours of sleep: 6-8 depending on the day Cats or dogs: i hate this question but bc of my charakter i would chose cats Last thing I googled: Copic LED tracer Birthday: 5th January Signs: Capricorn Chinese zodiac: Tiger... rawr Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw MyerBriggs/MBTI Type: I always forget it but i remember i was the same as tom hiddelston Gender: Nonbinary ....Genderflux something but i use nonbinary like 100% of the time Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Height: 161cm (which are  5.28 feet ? converter says so) Favorite color: RAINBOW ( i prefer blue green colors tbh but i srsly rainbow is the best) One place that makes me happy: My mind when i think about my stories and charakters?  How many blankets I sleep with: usually one, sometimes two

What I’m wearing: A black shirt from my brother fav footbal club a snap back and swimming trunks...  Favorite Books: I am not sure about the english title but i think it was... wings? one is actually not out yet a friend is writing it and it is SO DAMN GOOD.  Last book I read: The ABC of LGBT+ from ash hardell Most used phrases: “Fuck you” “oh my fuck” and similar What I last said to a family member: “thank you QAQ!” bc she gave me food i forgot to take with me in my room hah Favorite Beverage: Ginger ale atm Favorite Food: ALL kind of noodles, sushi  Favorite Movies: there are too many kill me Last Movie I Watched: I guess it was inferno? at least the last one i really watched Dream vacation: half a year or so traveling throuh japan... Dream wedding: I don’t really want to marry but IF the day will come: it is gonna be a cosplay wedding. fuck everyone i’m gonne get through with this xD Dream job: Author... Favourite fictional character: Fushimi Saruhiko i’d say Favourite singer: hm i guess the singer of skillet bc fav band? When was my blog made: Ehh november 2014 i belive? Number of followers: 744 Song stuck in your head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7lyxocnPig THIIIIIS Last TV show I watched: Takeshis Castle The kind of stuff I post: LGBT+ Content, lots of anime (mostly yoi k and haikyuu atm), photography, galaxy tbh from everything a bit. ( i wish i could share more headcanons though and make more own content but i think no one is really intressted he ^^”) Do I get asks regularly: no and i the last month i am not good at anwsering them (i am sorry T__T)  Why I chose my URL: i wanted to get rid of my old url so that i am not found out that easily here on tumblr and i saw this post of the snails being all together on this place and @german-asexian-noodle gave me the nickname snaku bc someone said i would appear like i need “it” (you now, sex and stuff) really... much?? and they were like: what, you are like a snail when it comes to that... and it all happened to the same time soooo ? i guess thats it xD Lucky number: i have no idea but i feel lik 21 would be it? I tag: @german-asexian-noodle @asahii-a @harukapaint02 @highwarlockofedinburgh just if ya want of course

[sophie-nicktoonsverse]

Epilogue (Surprise!)

It’s the day after her birthday with The Vanguard and Sophie is feeling better than ever as she goes home to change and eat before hanging out with them again. However, she finds a new present has been placed on her bed for her as she starts to feel the love from her own world. ((Shorter than its predecessor but I still think it’s okay so I hope you enjoy it!))

Sophie stretched as she and Lion returned from the sleepover with The Vanguard. She did her usual morning routine of turning on her TV and making herself a bowl of cream of wheat for breakfast as she put away all her gifts she didn’t leave in Jimmy’s lab. While putting her box of notes from the team in her special things place she found a box nearly identical to hers, but her school emblem was on it, in its place. She looked confused as she opened it to see more notes. “Oh, wonderful more notes to make me cry,” Sophie said sarcastically.  She took her cream of wheat off the stove and sat down with it at the island as she started to read the notes. She picked up Alex’s first.  

Listen I didn’t like Sophie when she first came in as a new art prodigy. She seemed too sweet for me. Over the five years, she’s been here though she’s quickly become part of the group. She’s incredibly witty and tempered enough to stand up to others. Plus she’s Burr’s class pet and can get us out of anything. She’s actually pretty cool.

Sophie rolled her eyes playfully at the note. Yeah sure Alex says he hated her when she came to the program but she knows the truth. He loved her the moment she walked into that classroom with Burr and he knows it. Sophie picked up Lafayette’s note next.

Mon Amie Sophie what to say about you?~ She’s beautiful, kind, adventurous, incredibly witty, and a wonderful addition to the arts program. She doesn’t make fun of my accent and treats me like I’m a normal American boy. I dare say she’s one of the few to actually understand me 100% of the time and I thank her for that.

Sophie blushed at Lafayette calling her beautiful. She swears he’s like her universe’s version of Manny. She also thought it was sweet of him to mention how she treats him like another student. I mean just because he has an accent doesn’t mean he’s different, weird, or stupid right? She picked up Laurens’ note next.

Sophie is such a cutie! She’s so sweet to me and the boys and always makes us yummy treats for us to eat! Whenever she starts feeling sad over something I give a hug and she seems to cheer up instantly. Honestly the other are too “tough” to admit this but we see Sophie as our baby of the family.

She physically went ‘Aww” at Laurens note. He’s such a sweetie pie cinnamon roll of the group. Honestly, he’s one of the sweetest boys she ever met. He’s always supported her from day one and she’s grateful for that. Sophie picked up Hercules’ note next.

Sophie is a tough little miss. Especially if she’s survived this long with the four of us and Burr. She’s proved on more than one occasion that she can run with the boys and not only keep up but thrive. If anyone ever hurts her though the fellas and I would take care of it.

Sophie rolled her eyes once again. Of course, Mulligan would say something like this. Why wouldn’t he? He always was being protective over both her and Alex so why wouldn’t he say that in his note? She picked up Aaron’s note next.

Since Sophie’s arrived I’ve seen improvement in her skills both art and people skills. While I do think she needs to talk less and smile more I can’t deny that the boys bring out something special in her. Her drawings flow better when they are around and it shows. I feel like a proud father when saying this but she’s really come a long way.

Sophie’s heart swelled with pride after reading Aaron’s note. Burr really did put up with a lot of shit when it was her and her boys but he always did stay calm in the middle of it. She often looked to him for guidance and was grateful he could help her on her way to becoming an artist. After washing out her bowl from breakfast she sat down and picked up another note. Duncan’s note to be precise.

Look I’m not sounding soft or anything but Sophie is a great soccer captain. She’s kinda like our mom and I appreciate it since my parents aren't the best at parenting… I mean they have to deal with my siblings more than me and kinda forget my existence. It’s kinda nice I can go somewhere and Sophie cares what happens to me.

Sophie smiled at Duncan’s note. Of course, Duncan had given her trouble during soccer. He was Duncan. He was gonna rebel. It was just what he was going to do. However, Sophie has been patient with him and it paid off. He was now one of the best players she had. She picked up Alejandro’s note next.

Listen I may have been a teensy bit of a jerk when Sophie was the first girl to join the soccer team. Okay, maybe more than a teensy bit of a jerk. But really she’s a great player and I’m honored to be co-captain of the soccer team with her.

Sophie grinned at the note. Ha! After all these years he finally admits he was a jerk for her. Which took up an abundance of his own pride probably. She thought it was sweet of him to also say she was a great player and despite his arrogance, he was a pretty good co-captain. Sophie picked up Gwen’s note next.

Sophie is a great art buddy and teammate. I’m pretty indifferent to people but Sophie is actually really cool. If I don’t feel like participating then Sophie doesn’t make me. Not many people will do that for me and it’s pretty cool.

Sophie giggled a little at the note. Gwen was probably the most indifferent person she has ever met and yet that’s what she loved about her. Literally, she doesn’t give a shit what they do as long as it’s cool. Sophie picked up the final note from her soccer friends which was from Courtney.

Look Sophie isn’t the level of perfection I would like out of a soccer captain but I  for some reason don’t care. Sophie is a great person and does at least a decent job at leading us along with Alejandro. If anyone disagrees I will fight them.

Sophie was surprised with this note. With how much flack Courtney always gave her about her form she was surprised to get something this sincere from Courtney. Also the line of Courtney willing to fight someone for her kind of worried her. She started on the notes from her best friends starting with Fionna.

Sophie is so cool! Like I’ve never seen someone climb trees so fast in my life! She’s also a great adventurer! I love the places she takes us! They are always so cool! Sophie is an amazing friend!

Sophie giggled at the note. It was hyper just like Fionna. Fionna was cool even though they didn’t hang out much and weren’t very close. She could always count on Fi if she had nobody to go adventuring with. Sophie picked up Elyssa’s note next.

Sophie is pretty rad! Every time I see “Rawr XD” written anywhere I always think that she’s definitely the one who wrote it and I smile every time. She makes us smile and if anyone ever ruins her smile, I’ll handle that personally.

Sophie laughed the note at first. She still couldn’t believe that inside joke created all those years ago during second grade was still going strong. There was something else about the note. Why did it seem like all of her friends wanted to fight someone? She needed to discuss this with everyone later. She picked up  Allyssa’s (Elyssa’s twin sister) note next.

Hey. So just to say that this will be incredibly awkward but deal with it. Listen Sophie is a great friend that I can be awkward with and it’s great. I usually hate people so Sophie is special. So yeah… Sophie is great and everyone else sucks then.

Sophie let out a laugh at this. Yup. This was Allyssa’s note alright. Just as lovably awkward as she is. She’s glad that she’s on Allyssa’s list of people she likes instead of the list of people she’ll be dragging at her funeral someday. Man. That funeral is going to be the greatest thing she’ll ever witness one day. She moved on to Audrey’s note next.

I like Sophie because she's such a sweetheart. When we met in the third grade she was awkwardly funny just like me! That made for some interesting times in math honestly. Even if our teacher did hate us! I love Sophie she’s so sweet.

Sophie grinned widely at Audrey’s note. Audrey is honestly one of the cutest human beings she’s ever met. She’s also been so nice to her and it just made Sophie feel good inside knowing she had a true friend like Audrey. Even if there were moments that made Audrey groan at her exclaiming that she hates her. Audrey still cares for her. She picked up Caden’s note next.

Sophie has always been really sweet to me and Audrey ever since the third grade. I remember when I got my appendix out Sophie baked me all these muffins and sorta went overboard but they were REALLY good muffins. I’m glad she cares about us.

Sophie laughed as she remembered those muffins. She must have baked him 30+ pumpkin muffins for Caden and had given them to him. He must have thought they were good considering by the end of their classes for the day they were all almost gone. Caden has always been making Audrey and her laugh in math since third grade and she was thankful for that. She picked up McKenzie’s note next.

Sophie, I always remember her as an organizer. But not a stickler, she always had something planned in mind but it didn't always have to go that way which was cool. Down for anything but if there wasn't anything then she'd make something. She’s funny and cares for her friends and loves lions which are valuable traits. Her drawings were, and always will be, fun and charming to me. Your dedication to a fandom is an unbridled passion that few have and is an overlooked positive trait! I still have that robot shirt she gave me from all those years ago, too, it doesn't fit and it's peeling a bit but I could never part with it because it was something a true friend made.  

Sophie wanted to cry after reading McKenzie’s note. It was so sweet to hear words from her like that as one of her oldest and dearest friends. She felt good as she read all the positive things said about herself and realized that she is actually a really good person. She picked up Gabe’s note next.

I think I’m one of the only boys in the whole school that can actually tell Sophie and Skylar. On the one hand that should be really impressive on the other hand it’s really sad considering how different the two are. Sophie is far more adventurous, creative, and tomboyish then Skylar is. Even though I may be in love with Skylar I gotta give credit where credit is due. Sophie’s her own person and people gotta respect that.

YES! Thank you, Gabe, for finally understanding what she’s been telling people for years! She and her sister are separate entities and beings. They are not the same and she’s so glad Gabe can see that when few people can. She picked up Talia’s note next.

Sophie and I been friends for a long time. She and I are the original tomboys from kindergarten. We started a whole trend! I’ll always remember her as the tomboy queen and how she could show any boy that she could do what they do.

Sophie grinned at the note. She really did start a trend with the whole tomboy thing even if she didn’t mean to. She was just being herself. Soon enough Talia just jumped on the bandwagon of being a tomboy and all the others came running after. Sophie picked up Cerise’s note next.

She’s my best friend. My entirely weird, excitable, stupid best friend. She’s a great artist and she should always keep moving forward. If she doesn’t I’ll hit her with another book. Also, I’m planning Sophie and Xavier’s wedding and it will be amazing. So yeah she’s stupid but also my best friend.

She also noticed a lot of doodles on the note confirming that this was indeed Cerise’s note. Sophie rolled her eyes. Yeah, it had her signature bitterness alright but there was underlying sweetness to it as well. Cerise was her best friend. She had gotten Sophie through those rough years of her trying to raise her sibling and she was really thankful for that. She picked up Marshall’s note next.

Sophie is my favorite cousin! We’ve been best friends since we were two and she’s awesome! She always goes along with my schemes and… she got me through the divorce while she was still raising her siblings. We leaned on each other for the longest time and I hope we always will.

Sophie started to tear up at Marshall’s note. Those toddler years were really rough for the both of them. Sophie was trying to raise Olivia and Nate after their mother died and even though Skylar and Silas were kinda helping it sometimes felt like Sophie was raising them too. At the same time Marshall was going through his parent's divorce with them constantly fighting, his oldest siblings at each other's throats, trying to take care of his sisters, and worrying about his unborn sibling’s future it was a lot for him at once. However, they had each other and depended on each to get through it. Sophie picked up Skylar’s note next.

Sophie has always been an amazing older sister even if she’s only five minutes older than me I’ve looked up to her. I remember when Webkinz was considered status to our grade and you gave up some of your work money to help me out. While she doesn’t have as much class as the girls in dance or cheerleading and she still chooses to be a Tomboy after all this time my point is despite are clear differences. Sophie is a great sister and friend.

Sophie’s heart swelled with pride. She remembered the days of Webkinz fondly (She still 40 of them in her crawlspace) and waiting with her sister to get some for the both of them even though the coldest days and hottest days too. She and her sister were close as children but as they grew up their interests spread out and they grew apart. She was still her sister, though. She picked up Silas’s note next.  

Look I know anyone who reads this will be all “Oh you guys aren't real siblings. You’re just half siblings”. Shut up. I shared a womb for nine months with these two. I might as well be their full sibling. That being said both Sophie and Skylar have always been more outgoing than I could ever be. Sophie especially and I’m glad she can do something I never could.

Sophie started to tear up more at Silas’s note. She never considered Silas a half sibling. As far as she was concerned she, Skylar, and Silas were full siblings. That being said she never pushed Silas to be like her and Skylar going out to make friends as fast they did. He did things at his own pace and Sophie respected that. Sophie picked up the last note which was from her boyfriend. Xavier.

Oh where to even begin with Sophie? Ever since we were four we’ve been best friends. I showed her how to be normal and actually make friends and she showed me into her world where I can be a hero and do something with my life. When she first kissed when we were seven I knew there was something there though I never had to courage to say it. However, this past Valentine's Day something changed and suddenly we were a couple. I’ve been blessed with the best girlfriend the world created. I love her so much.~

Sophie blushed hard at the note. She always felt something special between her and Xavier as well but didn’t know how to address it until that fateful Valentine’s Day. Since then they had been a couple and she couldn't be happier with their relationship.

It was then Sophie realized something. Not only did she have a support system from The Vanguard but she also had a support team here. Her art friends, her soccer team, and her best friends new and old. She had found something special. So what if her family wasn’t the most put together? Who cares? She had two families one consisting of The Vanguard and the other consisting of her best friends. As she put her two boxes away in her special hiding place she realized this was all she needed.

[atomickrakatoa]

Episode 1 - “...They’re actually all backstabbing nasty bishes. Like me.” - Liana

Nic

god i cant wait to spiral out of control by episode 2 and become a mess and go off 

anyway im also here to redeem myself from Dead Sea and channel the mastermind queen Misty 

Liana

You put Jaiden on a tribe with me and he says I have beef with him when all I want to do is move on. I really wanna not get stressed out by this game much so I hope there's not unnecessary drama. So far I love this game because it's not One World and I've started conversations with Dana, Nicholas, Trixie, and Nic. That's probably enough for tonight right? ugh I really with I was with Jay! I hope I make it far enough for a tribe swap because I like working with Jay and think he's a stand-up hero.  Everyone seems nice so far but I feel so in the dark about what they did to become villains since I haven't really been involved in the community in a while (and let's face it, even when I am, do I ever pay attention).  So it's scary that everyone is of course so nice when they're actually all backstabbing nasty bishes. Like me. 

Akito

I feel like I could make friends in this game. I need to build up the jury of friends that I know will vote for me in the end. I mean like 11th is another story I am here to play the game and hope that I don't goat around. I know 4 Koh sai members are in a tribe but that is big of a number for me. I am gonna try to talk with people to make them not vote for me and hope that I am not the one getting the boot. If i have to throw Koh Sai under the bus for my own safety, then I will.

Jaiden

[5:20:06 PM] jAIDEN: oh look another game quillyn Zach Nicholas and Trixie will run also dana

Jake

this tribe is def. interesting like it seems some people know each other which could be bad for me, because they can be closer to each other off the bat, however there also seems to be rivalries and i could use that to my advantage, i hope to be a dominant challenge tribe! Also that idol clue seems to have been useful with the whole snorkel thing, i think it pertains to a location being dived under so 36 hours till i can search!

Bryce

Okay so right away I'm talking to Quillynn Kelsey and Adil. Quillynn and I worked well together last season so that' good! And Kelsey seems cracked but iconic. And Adil is nice! I talked to Akito too since we were together last season so maybe that'll be good. Plus I know Chips so hope thats something. Quillynn helped me find an idol clue too so thats good but I think I flopped too. This buff challenge seems hard but fun but im no artiSt.. But I'm confident we can slay!

Bryan

Omg!!! I’m so excited for this game! First confessional, WOO! So I’m on the hero tribe, huh? Gonna be honest I was expecting either tribe cuz I feel like I could be placed in both but I’m still very happy to be on the hero tribe. Three people have really left a mark for me. First quilLynn: she is super nice and I love her so much. So much so that I think she is probably doing this with other people. She will probably have a lot of allies quickly so I just need to stay wary of her but for now I like her! Next is Akito. Nothing special really happened just some good conversations! I would love to work with them! Next is Kelsey, she is a very...expressive person. Not to say I don’t like her. She is very nice, I just think she may be a bit too much for me sometimes. I’d still like to work with her tho and talking with her is pleasant! Other than that. I gave an idea for the buffs that people seemed to like so I’m proud of that. 

QuilLynn

Okay so i'm just coming off a win from last season and I'm so excited to be back!  I love my tribe so far, but there is definitely a problem. It is no secret that I know, and am GOOD friends with a chunk of the villains tribe, and although I want to play this season loyal to the heroes, I don't know if they're going to believe that, especially Jay. I'm trying to do my best in these challenges to at least secure my worth to this tribe. I want to get to know the players who I've never met before too so I can hopefully convince them to keep me and that I'm not a threat due to my villain affiliations. I also want to form a Koh Sai alliance with Bryce, Kelsey, and Akito. I love Kelsey but she's a slippery one! She'll lie to your face, laugh and write an iconic confessional all at the same time. I also found a hint in the rules about the idol search AFTER I had already looked, but I made sure to tell Bryce about it right before he was going to search and then submitted the hint to my host chat after hoping we might get lucky and find a second clue. I'm thinking that although the clue didn't help me directly, the snorkel I found might help me search for the idol in places I wouldn't have been able too before. 

Colin

OKAY so i'm determined to do better than dead sea, not just in placement but also in gameplay. my gameplay in dead sea fucking sucked but I'm already off to a better start!! i'm really excited to be on the villains tribe tbh because everyone is crackedt and exciting. HOWEVER i'm also a little nervous because the rest of the villains have a very..... strong personality. Also like 5 minutes in everyone was already fighting Jaiden so that was a mood. It can be easy for me to kinda blend into the background for the first part of the game, but I also don't wanna get lost in that and become an easy target. Like, I'm not nearly as insane as the rest of this tribe. whether that's a good or bad thing is yet to be seen! I was working my social game as much as I saw fit last night, I had really good conversations with Dana, Nic, and Zach. They're my three faves as of right now. Jaiden is an icon but idk how long he's gonna last on this tribe. Nicholas and Trixie are fun but i always have a tough time trusting them. Jake is nice but isn't standing out to me right now. Willa and Liana were mostly absent during all the first night excitement. Overall it's a strong tribe with interesting dynamics. I think there's a premade type thing with Zach, Nicholas, Dana, and Trixie so I have to watch out for that, and they have ties with QuilLynn on the heroes tribe so that's scary too. They can be a really strong force if they stick together. So yeah that's that on THAT. Wish me luck!

Adil

Just slowly getting to know every one here in the tribe

Akito

I just want to find an idol ;( I want to protect my bestie Jay <3 He's amazing and everything and popular. Despite people liking him but it's game but. Oh well you know. I am fine with Jay winning Atomic <3.

Trixie

there's no sitch bitch... yet

Ian

Christian, asked me if I was the Ian from Devil's Lair... Ain't nobody know me from Devil's Lair besides the people I beat in Devil's Lair, whose catfish is this?

Zach

hi hosts hehe I'm Zach. in this game, my plans are to target that weasel rat bitch Dana... she called me crazy and I don't like that so shes GOTS to go. hehe yeah

fuck my life i'm doing this alright i hate everyone, i'm clearly a hero amongst these villains but will that play out? very unlikely. rawr. xD literally i know like everyone except jake and [liana] on my tribe and so it's kind of an easy scenario but i wanna make this game POPPIN so lets shuffle the deck of cards and send these bitches home one by home but really like everyone on the tribe is a pickle except.. jake so jake's like... how would you say a carrot in a bucket of pickles but also nicholas smells and dana/trixie/willa are freaks tea time with zach

Christian

I guess I'll go ahead and do first impressions of my tribe mates. Adil - Still hasn't accepted my contact request lol, and I think they only talked once in the tribe chat since the game has started. Akito - I tried to make interesting conversation with Akito, but he's very boring to talk to. I would try to come up with interesting topics to talk about, and his only response would be "oh." or "that's nice.". So I just stopped messaging him completely. Bryan - We talked the first night for a couple of hours, and Bryan seems nice so far! Bryce - I just messaged him for the first time a couple hours ago, so I don't have much to say right now. Chips - We still haven't interacted one on one yet. Ian - Ian is the oldest on the tribe I think. We talked most of yesterday on and off, and I like him a lot so far. I think I'll end up talking more with him today. He's someone I'd love to work with tbh. I hate that I always wanna work with the guys in games but shrug. I just vibe more with guys, it's like that in real life too. Jay - Jay is the only person I "know" before coming into the game. We played in ihos and festive together. Both times we "worked" together. One minute Jay says I'm a queen and he likes me, and the next minute he talks shit about my friends and I ctfu. I've been off Skype for a few months, so who knows how he feels about me now. Kelsey - Kelsey is....interesting. Is all I will say. QuilLynn - I like QuilLyn a lot! She's someone I'd be interested in working with. Her and Kelsey honestly.

Willa

obligatory im on the wrong tribe confessional. jk but also yay Dana and Zach <3 I cant wait for the bahamas f3 to reunite except im julia and i win. Also Jaiden and Nick are here which is cute, but I don't know anyone else so hey everyone prob hates each other i'll be fine xoxo

Nicholas

i dont want to die first :(

Fajar wins Reward

Bryce

We lost but I'm not demotivated plus the villains buff' are good too and more importantly the hero version looks better :)

Later...

listening to fault out boy... i regret this is it worth it!

QuilLynn

So my buffs were way better, but we lost. Its REALLY hard to hold in my inner villain right now. I want to like scream at everyone, because thats just like the type of bitch that I am. I also am soo mad that we lost because like I’m at risk of leaving first due my dumbass friends on the villains tribe who I don’t even want to work with in this game!! So I need all the help I can get to win this immunity, but of course the judges were friends with the villains and we lost rip rip. I’m just hoping that my losing streak from last season isn’t continuing on djdhsbhs

Bryan

Man...it sucks that we lost the reward challenge. And it was so close too! Anyways. The immunity challenge is really fun! I was able to get a couple of them so I feel like I’m contributing to this immunity challenge and if we do end up losing it I won’t be a target.

Ian

Of course we lost the buff challenge, ours were good but the addition of the drag queens made the buffs not work. I get why Quill put them there but you need to realize that they're not being made for just you. I wanted to ask for them to be removed but I didn't feel like ruffling feathers. Especially since we will lose this immunity challenge.

Fajar wins Immunity

QuilLynn

I hate losing kjsdnvl I honestly think I'm probably a big target for my team right now. I mean I said I was going to do 2 of the 10 pointers and then didn't, but at the same time I'm still the only one who scored in the 10 point category. I hope that my tribe likes me, and sees that I'm here to help in comps and don't just try to take me out early because they're afraid I'll flip down the road. Wish your reigning queen luck at tribal <3 x

Jake

so to catch yall up between now and my last confession, i've made social connections with nic, trixie and will :) and though i haven't rly dont much challenge wise (whoops!) i plan on being a productive member when i can, otherwise imma be dead weight!! But yeah life is all good for the villians! Ugh annoyed that this idol is such a process, but i feel like im getting closer

Colin

YAS BITCH WE WON. A villain is WINNING this game. Mark my words!! but anyway i'm really happy bc I can talk to people more now. and it gives me more time to explore the lagoons. I'm feelin good right now. Let's hope I don't fuck it up.

Dana

Cracked Toe goals are to keep my confessionals short because jesus knows I wrote 7+ pages per confessional the last time Logurt hosted me. Being a crackedt ass bitch means you got a lot of thoughts tho so werk! Cast analysis you ask? Trixie/ Nicholas/ Zach- my hoes and also who knows how long I can actually trust them for. Putting all of us and Quillynn in a game? Problematique! Jaiden- Sapphire idol whom? Crazy king! But also I love him and like he fucking mists me I don't even know why because like..this boy doesn't know the truth. Liana/ Jake- Ehh. Liana tried to talk to me, seems nice, but not someone I'm craving an alliance with. Nic- Nice but like i accidentally started talking about my past game strategy with him which set up expectations my ass can't uphold. Willa- my love, but also probably won't work with me because bahamas happened and i snakes him out. Colin- I just want him to be my friend. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Other thoughts? Give me an idol because i'll have an entertaining aneurysm if you do. 

Jaiden

I don't really know what I'm doing exactly. I hate my tribe so that's what's going for me, but other than that I haven't done much and I don't intend on it. My position is pretty terrible lmao, but now that Ian has quit, it still gives me the opportunity to try and just survive until the next vote or something.

**Ian quits, and round 2 begins.**