#I’m getting married !!!
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guys ik you’re waiting for the next update and i swear it’s coming but…
i’m fucking engaged😭
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HOLY ACTUAL SHIT THANK YOU GUYS SM
guess i should update yall
i’m getting married. yes, the weird metalhead girl is actually getting married. to a golden retriever man btw.
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having friendship problems in your 20’s is silly, why can’t we drink cheese and eat wine and complain about our childhood trauma over colouring books goddammit.
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I DO NOT THINK PPL UNDERSTAND THE CHOKEHOLD THIS FIC HAS ON ME !!!!!!!! I CANNOT BREATHE WITHOUT IT ?!?!?!?!?!!
I WAIT FOR THE NEXT PART EVERY TIME !!!!! THE UPDATES ARE SO FAST BUT I SIT AND BEG GOD FOR TIME TO MOVE FASTER
AND IVE BEEN READING IT SINCE PART TWO WAS RELEASED
THE CHOKEHOLD IS SO SERIOUS
THIS IS ART
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
I WILL happily NEVER RECOVER
And they were roommates (part 11)
A/N: I hope this works because my internet is KILLING ME.
Warning: 18+ content SHIT IS STARTING TO GET REAL.
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The next day, you and Simon had driven to the house. It felt like two parents visiting a house to move in with their kids. It made you laugh. The house was enormous. 4 bedrooms, three bathrooms, a spacious kitchen, a big living room with a tv big enough to feel like at the cinema. A very modern house painted in dark tones. All that you liked. You had looked at Kate and General Hopkins as he spoke.
"You deserve some comfort. You've been such a great asset-"
"You're trying to give me a luxurious house because I almost got killed."
The silence set for a minute, Ghost grabbing the back of your pants as he stood behind you.
"Yes… pretty much" the general admitted.
You rolled your eyes. Kate shook her head.
"You also deserve it. Plus you need a bigger space since you are having even more roommates." She smiled.
You sighed. Ghost ran his thumb on your lower back, soothing you. It sent a shiver down your spine. He loved to do this. You had noticed it. These little touches, hidden from others. It grounded you to him. If you felt anxious, nervous or tense. You loved it. He couldn't stop touching you.
The week after, you had moved in. Gaz and Soap were sharing a room, Konig had his own room and Ghost and you too. You had wanted to share Ghost's room but to keep things slow you had both preferred to stay like that. You'd share each other's beds in any way. Soap and Gaz were thrilled, Konig was too but in his own quiet way. Ghost seemed tense already.
"Hey… you alright?" You asked when the boys were a bit further away in the house.
"Starting to regret living with these idiots already."
"Konig's quiet."
"Wait until they play board games."
You had laughed.
You had settled in your room nicely. The space felt much bigger than your old apartment. However it felt less empty. Even from your room you could hear the boys laughing, or the TV playing. You smiled to yourself. Things had changed so much in a few months. You didn't regret it at all.
You were putting away your clothes in your new walk in closet. You were at peace, finally. Walking back into your room, you yelped when you noticed someone sitting on top of your bed.
"What the-"
You squinted your eyes. You knew it was him. You would have recognized him even in the dark. But… him, sitting there, without his mask on, made your heart beat as if it wanted to leave your chest.
"Fuck… even your face is hot." You let out.
You immediately blushed when you realized that once more your mouth had been faster than your brain.
You tried to hide your blushing face in your hands as you heard him laugh.
"Come here bunny."
You dropped your hands, biting your lip and walking to him. You stood in between his legs.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you…"
You smiled, finally holding his face in your hands as his arms wrapped around your waist.
"I was happily surprised." You whispered.
He closed his eyes letting his face rest in between your chest, earning a chuckle from you. God he did look handsome.
"I just… thought it was time to show you my face." He said, voice muffled by your own body.
"I am honored. You don't have to if you feel uncomfortable." You assured him.
"I feel safe with you. I don't mind at all."
It made your heart jump in your chest. He felt safe with you. You wrapped your arms around his head, leaning your own on top of his.
You remained like this for a little while until a knock was heard.
"Hey guys!" Soap called.
Simon groaned against you. You laughed.
"Someone's here to see you!"
You frowned.
"We'll be downstairs in a minute Soap." You called back.
You tried to separate the embrace but he held onto you.
"Come on Simon. Let's go see who's there." You smiled at him.
He stared at you for a long minute.
"You're so pretty when you smile…"
You blushed heavily at the compliment.
"Thank you…" you dropped a soft kiss on his lips.
He sighed against your lips before you finally separated. He grabbed his mask that was thrown on top of the bed, only noticing it now, before dropping it over his head.
You threw a last smile at him before you headed for the door.
You walked down the stairs with him, meeting the rest of the house and Price in the living room.
You turned your head to finally see your guests. Mellissa and Amy.
"Oh Sparrow! Are you alright?" She was worried.
"Y/N! Ghowsty!" Amy cheered.
You could have laughed at the shocked expressions on the rest of the team. You finally reached them, taking Amy into your arms as she was impatiently extending hers towards you.
"hey! How are you monkey?" you kissed her cheek making her giggle.
As Simon came to a stop next to you she extended her arms to him. You had been beaten at this game. He was her favorite. You looked at him, his eyes not leaving you and the little girl in your arms. You saw something unfamiliar in his eyes before he extended his own arms to pick up the little girl.
"gowsty!" she smiled at him.
"hey little baby princess." he cooed.
Yes. he did. And it made you melt on the spot. Melissa grinned and the rest of the room were absolutely shocked. It took one glance from ghost for them to look away. You rolled your eyes. You invited Melissa to come sit on the couch with everyone as ghost and Amy followed. She decided to sit on his lap and not move from there, playing with his skeleton gloves.
"Boys, this is Melissa gallegos. She's my friend and the mother of this sweetheart, Amy." You cooed as well, softly brushing a strand of hair out of her face, making her giggle. Simon looked like he wanted to devour you for a split second.
"this is Soap" you introduced.
The little went into a giggle of laughter, making everyone melt in the room.
"soap!" she repeated.
The man in question blushed a bit, waving at her.
"why you'calld soap?" she asked.
The room temperature suddenly changed but Ghost was quick to move.
"because he loves washing his hair." he lied.
The truth was not something for her little ears. Soap looked a bit hurt but the rest laughed.
"this, is Gas. because... because that's his name." Ghost said, taking the lead.
"This.."
For a second you were worried about her reaction towards Konig. He stood in the room a bit further away. He was trying to hide his big frame, probably not to scare the child but was failing.
"this is Konig. He's... a friend." Ghost tried. It was clumsy. He was trying to find a way to make her accept the big guy.
"Why he sow bwig?" she asked.
"Amy..." Melissa started.
"Because he's half giant." Ghost said, making everyone chuckle and Konig rubbed the back of his head.
"he has supew powers?" she asked, not letting Konig out of her sight.
"yes." he asked.
"wat?" she asked.
"he gives the best hugs! and when you're in his arms you're super tall!" Soap said.
She giggled.
"thas not a supew power!"
"ah! you should try!" he winked at her.
She thought for a minute before extending her arms towards him, leaving you in a bit of shock. This little girl would never cease to amaze you. Konig had frozen on the spot.
"Konig. Come here." Ghost ordered.
You were going to protest, telling him not to force him if he was uncomfortable, but Konig moved forwards very slowly. Finally in front of Ghost and Amy, he picked her up very slowly as if she was made of glass. The little girl didn't say anything while looking around.
"im tawler than everwyone!" she claimed happily, making everyone laugh.
Konig looked relieved, until she looked into his eyes through the mask. She touched it a bit.
"ah ah Amy. We talked about this." Melissa warned.
"imno gonna take it off!" she said, looking offended.
It made you smile. As she turned back to the man.
"you eyes awe pwetty. They blue" she said, making the monster of a man melt on the spot.
She hugged him before asking to go back to ghost's lap. Konig was very flustered but walked back next to soap to sit on another couch.
"This is Captain price. Or as Y/N calls him, dad."
You gasped, looking at Ghost horrified. Everyone laughed. Amy was deep in thoughts. Before jumping from Ghost lap and running to price
"gwandpaw!"
Now Melissa looked horrified. It clicked so fast in your mind. How Melissa called you her sister and Amy's aunt. The very clever girl added 1+1 and decided that if you were her aunt and Price was your dad, obviously he was her grandfather.
Price had looked taken aback but gladly held her in his arms.
Ghost sulked a bit, suddenly not being the center of attention of the little girl. You left the boys being completely amazed by the little girl as you turned to melissa.
"How are you? Laswell told me what happened. I was in the room when she was talking to Hopkins." she looked worriedly at you.
"I'm fine, don't worry. Not my first rodeo, we both know that." you said, grabbing her hand in yours.
"I was so damn worried. I couldn't handle it, and Amy surely wouldn't." she said.
"Hey, I'm fine. Don't worry alright? I have a whole team of bodyguards constantly watching over me now" you said in a joking tone looking at the boys behind you.
Amy was standing on top of the table, the men on their knees or crouching around it.
"though your daughter seems to be their master. She has a talent of bringing these terrifying men to their knees.'' You laughed with melissa.
You both watched as Amy took turns, touching soap's mohawk, price's hat, gas's hat, Ghost mask and konig's too.
"Stay for dinner, the boys will be thrilled." You said.
And they were. They were absolutely thrilled. You had made dinner with Melissa while they had played with Amy's legos that Ghost had bought for her the last time. Now you all sat at table dining, talking happily. Amy was so fascinated by the way Konig ate underneath his mask that she'd forget to eat what was in her mouth. Konig had felt very embarrassed under her scrutiny and had avoided eye contact.
You had stopped for a second, looking at the table you sat at. You felt grateful. For all of these people.
Once dinner was over, the boys had cleaned up the table, except ghost who was trapped by a little girl in his arms. She was starting to get sleepy. Ghost had glanced at you as you sent a wink his way, making him shake his head.
"what's happening between you and the liteutenant?"
Melissa's voice made you slightly jump.
"hum... well... we're... together." you spoke.
You tried not to blush but she gasped, a smirk on her face afterwards.
"you go girl! daaaamnn." she said.
You rolled your eyes.
"so it's serious huh?" she asked
"yeah... I think it is... he trusts me enough to show me his face."
She looked touched, holding you in her arms.
"I'm so happy for you. Really. You deserve it."
You smiled, tears gathering at the corner of your eyes. You blinked them away.
"Thank you Melissa. I'm so happy you're in my life too."
She smiled at you before turning back to ghost. The little girl had fallen asleep in his arms as he kept pacing around to rock her softly. You noticed that the boys had lowered the volume of their voices too, as Ghost eyed them like a hawk at every decibel too high for his taste.
"He'd be a great dad." Melissa teased.
"We're far from that. Please don't start." You begged.
You walked towards him.
"Thank you lieutenant. She really adores you." she said to him.
"No problem." he nodded.
"I think we should go home." she said, glancing at you and then at the sleeping girl.
"Alright, we'll walk you to the car." you offered, Ghost clearly not wanting to wake up the little girl, agreed.
Everyone bid their goodbyes in a hushed tone under Ghost's gaze. You walked Melissa to the car, ghost had dropped the little girl, her car seat buckling her up.
"Thank you lieutenant." she smiled.
You stood next to him as Melissa looked at you both.
"Thank you for taking care of her lieutenant". she said.
You blushed heavily, looking down to hide your face.
"The best mission I've chosen." he answered back.
You bit your lip looking up at him as he glanced down back at you. Melissa got into her car and left, leaving you both at the entrance of the house.
"You're gonna catch a cold. let's go back inside." he said, his hand meeting your lower back.
"Simon." you called.
He looked at you, waiting.
"Thank you. for taking care of me."
"No. Thank you. For holding on to me. To my... fucked up mind and scarred body."
Your eyes faltered, his words hurting you in a way you didn't think was possible. You grabbed his face in between your hands, his masked face dropping to touch your forehead with his.
"You're everything Simon. you. Ghost. the lieutenant. all of you." you comforted him.
He hugged you tighter.
"fuck.." he cursed under his breath.
A breeze passed by, soothing the incredible heat in your body.
"come on... let's head back."
You nodded, stepping inside with him.
One thing had been absolutely sure. The boys loved playing games. When they weren't training or at the base and they were bored at home, they'd always want to play a board game or a game of cards. And right now. The game of cards was improvised. The evening had rolled in, you had been working in your room, and the boys were bored. It had begun as a simple game, Soap had ordered pizzas, and you sat around the large table in the living room. But as time passed, those menaces had decided to add some dares to the game. If you'd lose, you'd have to do something. Price had been skeptical, Ghost too, especially because he was worried about what the boys could make you do just to taunt him.
After the first round, where, much to Soap's dismay, he had lost, he was forced to play with handcuffs for the next 5 rounds. Watching him struggle during round 2 made Price laugh way too much, so he remained for the game. Obviously he very quickly regretted his choice.
Gaz had brought some Rhum, and even if it remained very calm, alcohol loosened minds and… tongues. You were all a bit tipsy. And the dares were beginning to be slightly hotter than they should be. Konig was shirtless… the poor man was extremely embarrassed. Gaz and Soap made out, a little predicament created by you. Unfortunately that had horribly backfired. You had to call Laswell and ask her if Price could legally adopt you. She was extremely confused but had said yes. Price added that he'd keep it in mind.
To counter that you had prepared a little cocktail for the next looser, Soap. You made sure it was incredibly spicy. He had died, his soul leaving his body for a minute. Ghost seemed to be a very good player, managing to lose twice. He had to draw two little blush points on his mask with lipstick. He looked extremely cute. The second time he had to let the boys draw something on his arms with a sharpie. He had rolled his eyes. After that he had escaped all shenanigans except one, he also had to take off his shirt. For some reason these men loved seeing each other half naked.
Price had tapped out, opting for going home before he lost all credibility as a captain. Konig had also begged to be let go, you had obviously let the poor man leave, remembering him he didn't need permission, and shouldn't listen to the boys. Now, as the four of you remained. The dares become completely ridiculous. Now Gaz was handcuffed to Soap. They had a wife and husband written on their foreheads with a sharpie. You had cringed, you knew he'd be hard to clean up.
The tapping point was you having to… lick your way from Ghost's clothed mouth to the aim of his pants, under the careful gaze of the two men. You were blushing hard. Ghost's eyes were fixated on you, his breath had quickened. His hand had reached your hair, tightening there when you passed over his abs.
You had tried your best to hide your blush when you stood up. You could feel Simon's eyes following your every movement. When soap had tried to comment something along the lines of 'I'm jealous I want a bunny too', he had received a smack behind the head as a warning. The last round had hit, everyone was tired as 3 am was slowly approaching. To everyone's surprise, Ghost lost. Soap and Gaz had run to you, and you were now trying to find the perfect dare to conclude the game.
Soap finally jumped.
"I know! You have to wear a dog collar and a leash all day for Y/N!"
You had gasped and blinked slowly, trying to process what he had said. You looked at Ghost, he seemed to think about it.
"Simon…" you called.
"Ok."
Did he… agree?! You were unsure if it was the alcohol or something else.
"Nice!" Gas said.
You were extremely confused… and slightly excited. The sight might be something worth seeing.
You had called it a night, kissing Simon goodnight and hopping into bed. The liquor and the tiredness made your head buzz as you closed your eyes.
The next morning you had woken up rather begrudgingly. You needed a coffee. Or tea. You had thrown one of Simon's hoodies on and some leggings before heading down stairs. The house was noisier than usual for this hour. You had walked into the living room, greeting everyone. Soap and gas had a grin on their face. Ghost had walked to you, lifting up his mask to kiss you deeply.
This was the best way to wake up. Truly.
"Good morning" you mumbled in a sleepy voice.
"Good morning bunny." He growled.
You were taken aback from his tone. What was going on this morning?
"Breakfast is ready, come on!" Soap called.
You had sat at the table and eaten breakfast with everyone until Price had walked in, a bag in hand.
"Good morning everyone!" He greeted.
The boys were quick to their feet as ghost sighed, getting up as well. He extended his hand to you, making you get up and step to him. He dropped your hand to reach his neck with both hands, taking his dog tags and transferring them to your neck. You stumbled on your words looking at him. You felt incredibly honored and thrilled and… owned.
"S-simon… I…."
"Fuck. You're gonna have to let me take a picture of you like that." He talked in a hushed tone to you.
He didn't leave any room for an answer as he grabbed your head and made you walk with him to the others.
"I have no idea why you asked me to pick this up, but I have a feeling it has something to do with last night's game." Price said as he dropped the bag on one of the couches and grabbed the objects inside.
Your eyes widened when you saw him take out a dog collar and a leash, both black.
"Oh my god…" you let out.
"Yes!! Captain you are the best!" Soap almost yelled.
Gas was just as excited as him.
"Alright, so who has to wear this?" He asked, turning to soap and then gas.
When they both turned towards ghost, who stood next to you, arms crossed, Price froze for a second.
"Really?" He asked with his signature smile.
You were unable to process what was happening as Soap took the object and ran to the man next to you. He stopped when he saw the dark gaze of his lieutenant.
"Sergeant, if you try to put it around my neck I will break your hands." He warned.
Soap smirked but nodded before handing you the collar and leash.
"Wait, WHAT." You cried out.
You looked at the black leather collar. It had a silver tag shaped like a skull. You turned it to see Riley written behind. They had made it engraved. The leash was a mix of black leather and chain. It was pretty basic. You were taken out of your thoughts as you saw Simon bend down next to you, now eye to eye level.
"Simon, really?" You asked.
"I am a man of my word." He said.
You shook your head. This… was ridiculous. The rest of the team looked at you expectedly. You sighed, unbuckling the damn thing before very slowly approaching it to his neck. The eye contact was intense as you secured it around his neck, and the tension was breakable as you hooked the leash on it.
"Bloody hell. You're all insane." Price let out, finally breaking the tension.
He straightened up as you still held the leash in your hand.
"There! Now you have scary dog privileges!" Soap joked.
"This is a sight LT." Gas added.
"When did this happen?" Konig asked, poor man confused.
You couldn't believe this.
Ok. Alright. It was a matter of 24h. It might be fun after all.
You had continued about your day, unleashing Ghost. Soap and gas had forced you to keep the leash on you so you could put it back whenever needed. They were having way too much fun with this. You had your laptop on your lap as you worked through some things on the couch, Simon not too far. You had heard some commotions behind you in the kitchen.
"Y/N! Get your dog!"
You smirked.
"It don't bite." You said matter of factly.
"Yes IT DO!" Soap threw back.
You had continued to work without paying attention to them. During the day you had found yourself often playing with the tags around your neck, letting your fingers trace the letters on it. Mindlessly bringing it to your lips when you were lost in thoughts. You had only noticed it when soap had thrown a comment about it.
"Y/N."
"Hmm?"
"You don't have to kiss that, the real thing is right here."
You had blinked looking at him and then at Ghost. You felt a rush of adrenaline as you saw him, hunched over the kitchen counter both hands on it, gazing at you through his lashes like he wanted to pounce on you.
Soap had immediately excused himself and you had let the tags fall back to your chest.
"S-sorry…" you apologized.
He had suddenly realized his posture as you spoke, straightening himself and cleared his throat.
"No problem."
He had quickly walked out, the tag on his collar clicking, leaving you confused.
The interaction had remained in your mind. He had seemed a bit distant afterwards. You had gone out for a drink, soap and gas reminding you that you had to keep him on a leash. You had been horrified at the thought but Ghost had grabbed the end of the leash and hooked it in his collar.
It had been funny to see all the soldiers at the bar avoiding all eye contact towards your table. The sheer fear the man next to you created in them was astounding. And yet he was next to you, as your hand held onto the leather leash connected to his dog collar. He had made sure to reach to your neck and take out the dog tags so everyone could see it.
"Damn he possessive." Gas had joked, being completely ignored by his lieutenant.
And he was. You had gotten up to order another drink at the bar.
"What can I get you ?" The bartender asked smiling at you.
"Hum can I get a mojito, with strawberry syrup?" You asked tentatively.
"Oh! Sure, Nice!" He agreed with a wink.
When you had walked back to the table with your drink, Simon had wrapped his arms around your waist and not let go for the rest of the night.
You felt a bit uneasy because you could clearly see his mood had changed. You had gotten home around midnight and everyone had gone to bed. The boys had finally let Ghost alone with the collar, though he was still wearing it. You had brought him into your bedroom to try and talk it out.
"Y/N, I'm fine, come one hop into bed." He had tried.
You were still holding the leash and you straightened it, applying only a bit of pressure.
"Simon."
His gaze had darkened.
"Tell me."
"Your time is up bunny. The leash is off now." He warned.
You furrowed your brows in challenge, applying even more pressure in the leash. He growled.
"Bunny. Let. Go." He warned again.
"Then tell me." You confronted again.
He reached your hand, bringing you to his chest. You yelped. His hand was holding your jaw softly.
"You had fun having me on a leash all day?"
His special dark tone was back. The one that sent shivers down your spine and made you feel like he was a predator hunting his prey.
"Well, everyone knew who you belonged to." You teased.
He chuckled darkly.
"Yeah. Same with my tags around your pretty neck." He made you spin around, now making you look into the mirror on the wall. His hand traveled from your stomach to your chest where the tags dangled. Your breath hitched as his hand hovered over your breast.
"Look at you. Mine. So fucking pretty." He growled in your ear.
"You know what. You're such a pretty sight to see. Let's immortalize this pretty sight."
You frowned.
"W-what?" You asked.
He took his phone out with his other hand, turning it on and opening his camera.
"Grab the leash." He ordered.
You obeyed, holding the leash over your shoulder. He placed his hand over your throat, not squeezing but holding you in place. He aimed the lense towards the mirror, taking both of you into view.
"Good girl…" he praised, making you close your eyes and tilt your head back.
He had taken a picture at that exact moment.
"So pretty fuck. I wanted to punch that guy at the bar you know."
You finally understood.
"Simon… his wink was just playful… it-"
"No… not his wink. The way he eyed your ass when you walked away from him. That. That made me want to rip his head off."
Oh. You hadn't noticed that. He was jealous. God that man was possessive.
He closed his eyes for a little second.
"Simon. I'm yours." You reminded him.
He opened his eyes, planting them into yours in the mirror. He visibly relaxed.
"My bunny."
"My wolf." You teased.
He laughed a bit, relieved.
"That's new."
You turned around hugging him. He took off his mask, letting it drop to bed behind you. He dropped a kiss on top of your head.
"I'm sorry… "
"Why?" You questioned.
"I… sometimes lose myself. You have to tell me if I scare you an-"
"No!"
You looked at him as he frowned.
"I'm not scared Simon. Please don't think that. You never hurt me. And I trust you."
He took a moment before nodding.
"Come on, bed time."
You whined.
"Sleep with me tonight." You asked.
"Bunny… not tonight. I got to wake up early tomorrow, the team has to go to base."
"A mission ?"
"Something like that. I'll tell you more after I get info."
You nodded.
You had slipped into pj's in your bathroom before slipping into bed. He had stayed just to be able to tuck you into bed. He turned around heading to leave before you stopped him.
"Simon…"
"Yes baby?"
"Can you send me that picture…" you blushed.
"Of course bunny."
Once he was out you smiled to yourself. He was really possessive over you. You knew there was a part of him that felt scared that thought you might regret this relationship. That he was not good for you. You wanted to prove him wrong. Your phone buzzed.
You picked it up to see the notification. Simon had sent the picture. Fuck was it good. You made sure to keep it for yourself. He had added a little treat as a second notification rang. He was shirtless, the collar still on as he held the leash in one hand. The camera was tilted upwards as the looked straight into it. Fuck. You didn't take him for the kind of man to send thirst traps to his girl. But you were glad he was.
You bit your lip, thinking about your next move. You were slightly embarrassed but also somehow excited. You undressed yourself before laying back down in bed. You made sure to position the dog tags in between your breasts with his name visible. You bit your lip. You held the phone up, making sure the flash was on and you took the picture making sure to push your breast together. You edited the photo making sure to add little skulls over your nipples.
You made sure to check the picture before sending it as fast as possible with a small good night.
You bit your lip. You wondered if you were going to get an answer. Two minutes passed so you thought he wouldn't. But then a notification came on.
You smiled to yourself. Finally drifting off to sleep. The next morning you woke up to an empty house. It felt oddly quiet. You took your time eating breakfast and resting. Around lunch time you were still alone. You knew the team had to go to the base for something related to a mission. You wondered when they would come back. Time passed by and you got lost for a little moment in your work.
When late afternoon rolled in, you decided that perhaps a warm bath would be perfect. You could read a book or something. You stood from the couch when suddenly you heard the front door open and a lot of voices half yelling at each other. You frowned, watching the team stumble over each other.
"hey hey hey... guys, what's going on?"
"hey Y/N!" soap called in a very soft voice making you expect the worst.
"so hum... we got something here, can you take a look?" gas asked.
"It's a bit urgent, sweetheart." price added in a serious tone.
You walked over to the table where the boys gathered, putting down a laptop on the table. you sat down in front of anxious looks.
"Will any of you tell me what's going on? By the way, where's Ghost?" you frowned, opening the laptop and turning it on as you looked around.
"Hmm..." Konig tried.
"well..." Soap continued.
You immediately turned to Price at their hesitation.
"Please tell me what's going on."
He sighed before sitting next to you.
"Darkends is dead. We are very close to catching the drug lord. We've been put on this mission and we were called to brief everyone and check some seized gear. one of the cases was... trapped."
You felt your heartbeat quicken. no... wait.
"Simon?" you asked.
"he was the one who opened it."
You closed your eyes letting out a shaky breath.
"Hey, he's fine, he's fine. He was in contact with a powder, a drug. He's going to be alright"
You sighed with relief.
"He's gone upstairs to his room, but we need to know what kind of drug it is. It was quite a dose and we need to know the effects. Can you do that? "
"Absolutely. I'm on it."
You turned to the screen, you absolutely needed to find what it was.
For over an hour, after you managed to decrypt the computer, you finally had found something interesting. The boys were pacing around and kept watching you.
Finally you found something interesting, a video about the effects of the drug.
"guys i got it!" you called.
They rushed to your side and finally you opened the video.
The silence was loud. But nothing louder than the sounds coming from the laptop. You blushed heavily as Soap laughed and Gas cursed. The noise kept repeating itself, making it obvious as to what the drug was.
"ah! fuck me!"
It was a sex drug.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
#i’ll never get over it#never recovering#i’m in love#no im serious#so serious#im sorry#please help#i’m obsessed#not joking#i’m getting married#this is art#masterpiece#oh my god#thank you for this#this is healing
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instead of Bakugou insisting he doesn’t give a fuck about Izuku, platonically or romantically, he very adamantly and stubbornly insists he’s gay as hell.
“So, Dynamight, are you seeing any special lady at the moment,—“
Bakugou, currently on live television: I’m gay. Im gay as hell. I’m allergic to pussy. Gay gay homosexual gay. I died for that nerd, he’s never getting away from me, ever.
The media: well they seem like very good friends
#Izuku thinks that’s the funniest shit in the world mainly because it annoys his boyfriend a LOT#Bakugou: fuck a boyfriend I TOLD you we’re married#Izuku: propose to me then!!!#bakugou: and get on my knees? I’m gay. not a bottom.#bakudeku#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#bnha#text posts#incorrect quotes
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To the two people on here that may care: IM ENGAGED BITCHES!!!!
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#never experienced such debilitating depression like I have this year#I’m getting married#I got my dream job#but I’ve never been more depressed and anxious#trying to find the right meds to treat my anxiety depression and adhd all at the same time is so much and I’m so overwhelmed already#what is wrong with me
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"A stream through the valley to nourish these hills would lay all my troubles to sleep" A Field Song - Unfamiliar Things
Based off of CherriFire's designs!
#WHAAT two krash posts in one day???#don't get used to it lmao- I had this done a couple days ago#trafficblr#traffic smp#wild life smp#wild life fanart#It's been?? long enough that I'm not tagging the team as being spoilers pretty sure it's known by now#slight trafficshipping#inthelittlewood fanart#rendog fanart#inthelittlewood#rendog#treebark#was listening to unfamiliar things while making this so it's only fitting to assign it one of their songs :]#also I was a little evil with this one but idk if anyone's gonna catch it lmao#edit because I love them being in dresses so much (will be drawing them again)#I’m pointing directly at the both of them: you are now queer. you are both masculine and feminine in a customized combination#your relationship? also queer. nobody knows what’s going on with the both of you except you#friends?? married?? worse?? idk what it’s called but they’re a matching set
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My dear, wonderful Martin; you made me believe in magic. It’s a yes. A thousand times yes!
On a spontaneous trip to Bali my lover asked me to be his forever! 💘
#engagement#engaged#I’m getting married#love#engagement ring#emerald ring#diamonds#diamond ring#proposal#Bali#happy new year
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bride to be est. 2021
#engaged#Disney bride#bride#bride to be#I’m getting married#holy shit#beautiful#elegant#rose gold#rose gold ring#engagement ring#rose gold engagement rings#hells kitchen#hells kitchen ac#Atlantic City
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morning person steve making night owl eddie breakfast but he won’t stop making stupid egg puns
steve: i could do some scrambled eds…
eddie: steve.
steve: eds over easy, maybe some poached eds…
eddie: steve i beg of you
steve: got it!
eddie: …
steve: eds benedict 😊
eddie: i want a divorce
#they’re not even dating but they are a married couple#lmao steve’s like ‘you gotta stop telling people that dude i’m gonna have to find a new roommate to get the rumor mill to calm down’#steddie#eddie munson#steve harrington
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I swear I sat down to draw a ship without Gil in it
#if you saw me use this pose before no you didn’t#I like it a lot bro… 😔#I was gonna draw robul cuz they are so married couple cute#but lietpru foiled me again#I tried to finally learn how to render metal I’m pretty happy with it but it could be better :P#different kind of rendering for this one#this man will not let my soul go#get out of my head or start paying rent fucker#digital art#my art#fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#hws lithuania#lietpru#pruliet#aph prussia#aph lithuania#gilbert beilschmidt#tolys laurinaitis#man I wanna draw the Baltic trio next they’re fun#wish me luck on that#you stay away from me gil
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I think about this bit a lot
Bonus:
#jrwi the suckening#fizzfangs#emizel tucker#theo collins#jrwi soda#omgart#comic#I’d call deacon a bastard but he literally didn’t come up with this part#the wife and kids were all Emizel#ALSO. you know if Emizel’s marrying anybody but Theo then Theo’s got a monopoly on being best man#like THE GALL. of Emizel getting married WITHOUT HIM????#even IMAGINARY NOT-REAL married???#…I’m not past ep 9 yet but I just got chills there’s a marriage plot later on right?
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A moment of appreciation for the fact that this is the first time Buck has felt happy and settled enough in a relationship to not question his emotions or second guess his actions. He doesn’t need to go to Bobby for advice because he already knows how he feels.
Tommy is giving Buck the security to just exist in a relationship and not seek the the validation he needs from Bobby, because he’s already getting that validation and love from Tommy 🥹❤️
#I’m in love with them your honour#I still appreciate Buddie but my god Tommy is just giving us everything we ever wanted for Buck#tommy kinard#the man you are#out here giving Buck all the love and support he could ask for#I need them to get married#911 abc#911 spoilers#9 1 1 abc#buck x tommy#bucktommy#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#tevan#kinley#kinkley
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veilguard spoilers regarding a josie romance. but can we talk about the letter josie sends to a romanced inquisitor because. i’m sorry. fucking losing my mind at the fact that the inquisitor and josephine are close enough friends with the guy the inquisitor duels in her romance to be invited to meet his third child. implying they’ve been invited to the other two. at a baby shower and getting introduced as the one who dueled the baby’s father because he was trying to steal your girl. antivan romances insane.
NO LITERALLLYYYYY. AND HE’S AN IN LAW. ITS TOO FUNNY. i cannot imagine how they met and how yvette probably was like “teehee…. the man that my sister spurned…. has fallen in love with ME!” and the best/worst part is that ortranto really has. i like to think of them running around with each other and secretly meeting as though their families actually hate each other (they really don’t lol) . the ortrantos would probably be delighted to have their son actually marry a montilyet like they wanted, even better that they’re actually in love and it’s not arranged!
i have this image of josie going like “you can’t marry him. is this a joke, because it’s not funny. i almost embarrassed him! the only reason the ortrantos do not hate us is because he is a very kind man who saw that i was in love with the inquisitor! ….yes i suppose a very kind man like that could love you…….. yes of course i want you to be happy…… yvette gabrielle montilyet, i fear you are not hearing what i’m saying— DON’T SAY YOU ARE ALREADY AN ORTRANTO. DID YOU ELOPE? ah okay. don’t do that. i said don’t do that. yvette come back and listen to me” etc etc
of course i must believe that there was a big scene caused (once again) by a montilyet and ortranto that ends with lord ortranto making a speech where the publicly declares his love for yvette in front of all of antiva city to see and hear. so there’s no backing out from this one. in my mind there’s a rehash of the big “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!” (ortranto, desperate but genuine), “you do?” (completely aghast josie who has somehow missed the fact her sister has been giggling even more than usual), plus an “OF COURSE HE DOES!” (a thrilled yvette) that reminds josie so fondly of her own love story that she's immediately relaxed (and suddenly accepting) about this whole thing <3
#josie to me also feels more awkward than she lets on because she's quite good at being graceful and kind#but he is kind of. you know. the guy she rejected in front of val royeaux#i think the most out of character thing is that josie doesnt notice her sister and ortranto meeting up and falling in love etc#but i also think she can be busy enough being an ambassador/running the family business/eldest daughter#that she somehow misses it. for the sake of this beautiful idea i have. and also it would be cute and funny <3#also like the image of yvette saying ‘i’m getting married to adorno!’ and inq is like yeah ok :] congrats!#later asks josie like ‘oh yeah. who was the guy ur sister is marrying’ and josie pauses thinking abt how to say this LOL#this is also how trev finds out ortranto’s first name is adorno. nearly dies laughing over the whole situation i think#he really is like a footnote in her mind where she's like ':/ guy who almost married my beautiful wife' and then almost#without any issue she's able to go like 'GUY WHO IS MY IN LAW. AND WAS REALLY GRACIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE ARRANGED MARRIAGE THING.#HE'S QUTE COOL ACTUALLY!' <- and has no issue about ortranto after this#much to josie's amusement and exasperation <3#josephine montilyet#adorno ortranto#yvette montilyet#not to mention josie's unseen brothers. they do intrigue me#the idea of either of them kind of finding out their youngest sister is running around with ortranto they probably sighed in relief like#yeah we can distract josephine with this. that will get her off my back about marriage for about a year.#even more if theyre planning the wedding!#evelyn trevelyan#<- mentioned briefly. i guess#veilguard spoilers#for a codex entry but when i saw it i did melt. everyone deserves to experience this firsthand#long post
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Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)
oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!
(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)
teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?
so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…
i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go
*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff
he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..
in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english
it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!
you will need:
at least 2,050,000 G
20 cursed tools/accessories
if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…
but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)
you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.
**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**
you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….
on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!
#my art#why is his name localized as CURDY…..#i was making fun of it being cardi in the japanese version but……. CURDY#bokumono#harvest moon#story of seasons#harvest moon ds#harvest moon ds:cute#harvest moon ds cute#hmds#hmds cute#pastor carter#now everyone knows i always name my farm ram ranch. shameful#ladies……. he’s broke and possibly an alcoholic….(can we save him?)#the proposal really comes out of nowhere lmao#i’m sorry i’m still not over this his name is CURDY…… aaaaaaaagh#pastor carter is such a funky little guy to me. i have him in my acnh town he has a basement full of flame machines and a single wheelchair#why did the video crop like that when i appended the recordings together. i’m getting so old#sorry for the excessive babygirlism my tablet works again and i went a little ham#of course marrying a man of god causes the game to end. since the programming language for hmds is ancient evil curses#heh….. hex code
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