#I’d use my basement chains but if we’re doing this properly I gotta give you a chance to escape/kill me back or whatever
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Important question: are YOU genre savvy? Do we have a murderboi and a victim trying to outwit each other based on the Scream-style Rules of Murdersims?
I'd like to think I'd play cat and mouse for a while, but if I had a digital form that could bounce back from harm I'd go STRAIGHT for all the bad choices lmao. Come home with a stranger to admire their collection of scissors after they've ominously told me how sharp and strong they are? Don't mind if I do!
Obviously you get to bounce back, you need to collect all my endings to get my bonus content!
Don’t mind why I’m asking which pair of scissors you like the best, I’m just making conversation this for sure isn’t a choice that comes back to bite you (or maybe help you) later on. I’m partial to the stork embroidery scissors myself, but if you like the pinking shears more, well I’m sure that’s a great choice too.
Don’t worry about the knives in my desk organiser, they’re for… crafts yeh, I’m a big crafter I am. Anyway, wanna check out my basement?
#asks#patchwork-fool#ngl bestie I’m good with ropes. you’re gonna need some tenacity if I decide to tie you up#I’d use my basement chains but if we’re doing this properly I gotta give you a chance to escape/kill me back or whatever#hey! stay out of the safe! how’d you even find the code for that!?#you gonna be able to piece together my backstory from the random things I left laying around?#I got a sizeable cage to chuck you in if you turn out to be a pest#I am all over the place as a murderboi. pick a theme Salt!#lol
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