#I would give u a pumpkin but you already got them n I don't want to bother u

[but-aint-this-texas]

Awwee, I'm a favourite? ....yeah right- anyway 3 FACTS LETS GOOO

I make lil bracelets

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I have a brother

Thank you <3

[legendaryskeletonpicklewolf]

HANDSOME JACK X READER PT4

( This one is Christmas themed!! this fanfic takes place in modern day also the gender of y/n is up to the reader)

Y/n had woken up they were very excited it was 5 days till Christmas! They got out of bed put some decent looking clothes on and made some coffee...Jack rolled over he was grabbing around at the sheets looking for y/n, jack woke up looking around noticing that they weren't in the room anymore he panicked. He rushed out of bed he opened the bedroom door to only find y/n leaning against the kitchen counter. Y/n looked at him "morning jackie....you alright?" "Yeah yeah i-im fine you just sorta scared me...you weren't in bed and I was worried about you." "Aww how sweet of you hun" jack hugged y/n tightly they hugged him back.

As y/n started to pull away from the hug jack started to kiss their cheek going down their neck down to their chest he started to move his hands down to y/n's waist kissing every inch of their skin. Jack dropped to his knees still kissing their body and his hands still gliding around their body " jack w-what are u doing?" "I'm just greeting u babe, is that so wrong of me?" He asked he had that lustful grin on his face y/n knew he was up to something "i-i don't mind but that was so..sudden" I mean y/n wasn't complaining they enjoyed this quite alot and "ahhhhmmm jackk n-not in the kitchen" jack smirked he picked them up and carried them onto their bed layed them down and spread their legs putting his head between their legs "mmm you ready pumpkin? Cause I sure am" "y-yes please"...

(Time skip cause I'm not going to write smut)

Jack layed next to y/n cuddling with them comforting them "that was amazing jackie" "mm it really was you were delicious" y/n blushed deeply at his words "hey jack I'm gonna get up and get some coffee u want some?" "I wouldn't mind a cup..I'll come with you" jack follows them out the bedroom door back into the kitchen. Y/n poured two cups of coffee handing one to jack " would u like some creamer jack?" He grinned at them "yeah babe I'd love some creamer" y/n poured some creamer in his cup and poured some eggnog in their cup "what's that?" "This oh just some eggnog" "huh mercenary day already?" They giggled "its called Christmas here jack" "Christmas what the hell is Christmas" "it's a religious holiday where u give out toys and candy to kids and people u care about" "....sounds dumb" "oh really? I guess I throw away the presents I got u then" "wait nonono I um I love 'Christmas' it sounds...nice" y/n smiled and grabbed jacks face and kissed him.

"I'm gonna make the tree come help me would you?" "Fine but only cause I love you" "aww look at you getting all sweet and festive" y/n pulled down the box the tree was in and started to un-pack the tree and fluff up the branches "okay so now we get to decorate it" y/n gets out the ornaments "here" y/n hands jack some ornaments he starts to decorate the tree while y/n decides to bake some sugar cookies.

Y/n pulled the cookies out of the oven and send them on the stove to cool down. "Hey jack cookies are done they just need to cool down!" They yelled out jack rushes into the room "the cookies are done?..can I have one..please" "when they have cooled down a little you can have one" "Fine but in the mean time me and you how about we watch a movie how's that sound?" Jack's says as he grabs their hand and pulls them towards him and rest a hand on their hip y/n blushes deeply "that sound wonderful hun" they both walk to the couch and sit down, y/n cuddles up next to jack as he flips threw the channels. He finally decided on a movie...it was a hallmark movie,he's watching it and he's halfway through the movie already when he looks down at y/n and notices that they fell asleep, jack smiled and threw a blanket over them kissing the top of their head and saying "goodnight pumpkin sweet dreams" before going back to watching the cheesey movie he put on....

[boyshoujo]

u don't even know me but u already kno me and my personality?? wow u must be a sorcerer.................. but im indeed problematic, and ummm i don't like filet o fish??? i hate her but we go to mcdonald's almost everyday and im forced to eat something so it's the only choice i have........ the meat and chicken at mcdonald's tastes like plastic but that damn fish tastes REAL!!! she isn't fake..............

yea Whatever….. a few days ago u told me that “filet of fish gives [you] emotional support” ???? but when i out u suddenly u hate her??? what’s the truth :/

what’s wrong with hadaka shitsuji???? its a funny game!!! don’t u like the main character tomoaki?? he’s the only good main character ive ever seen in my life and he’s a sadistic bitch??? i love sadistic binches cuz they are like me!!! i felt like “i” was in the game when i saw him, he killed everybody and i was proud of this ugly fuck cuz thats what i would do if i was in this game,,,,,,,,,, i would do more fucked up things than him but anyway, i don’t like fedoras!!!!! i just like that dude-

LFSJLKFSJKSF bceuacuse IT’s A BAD GAME!!!!!!!! ITS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! actually you remind me of tomoaki???? a lot???? gotta add that to ur callout list……………

-cuz he’s funny and btw he’s the one wearing a purple jacket and his name is hashizuka and that fake loser who is a cheap version of sergei is called junichi :/ and tbh i send u furry asks cuz ur the only one who accepts me for who i really am,,,,,,,,, like i sent some arcana blogs some asks about fucking a fictional goose and a donut kink and they just said “what the fuck” and ehh they’re so serious?? like chill its just a joke jfc sharon :/ i go to their pathetic edgy blogs and this is how they treat me???? i just wanted to cheer ur edgy ass up sharon don’t act like ur 70 dammit just accept a joke lol

LFKSKFSJK bicht i’m literally 0.00039 seconds into the game u rec’d and???? /?? ??? literally ALL of the guys r pathetic???? they go to a school called Charming Cherries lFKJLF AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS THIS does this mean the principal guy is a Veteran Cherry…………………..binch…. that’s Why he wears a fedora………………………………..i accidentally picked the annoying know-it-all guy so i’ll go for him first and then mayb try the ceo guy……dONUT KINK,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , > >>>???/ ??/ ?? ??? ?? no offense but i’d be like ???????????? GET OUTTA MY INBOX???????? HOW DARE U COME IN AND DISRESPECT MY BRAND LIKE THIS??? ?? ?? ?? ? ………….anyways i wanna hear about the donut kink LOLIKR!!!!!!! !  ! i hate people who r too serious………………………i mean…. im actually p serious Tbh but some people on this website can’t take jokes????? i saw a shitpost where this person was like “some of yall need 2 get mugged lol” and people were like “why do u want people to suffer so bad??? SHOULD I JUST DIE THEN!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE!!!!” and im like …………… wtf chill Ashley lmao………

i feel like if i ever met u we would be the best friends ever?? actually i would be the one who’s crying cuz we both have the same taste?? ik a lot of characters like segrei and vincent so if u want me to tell u their names im gonna say it in another ask, and i like how u don’t judge me unlike all of my new friends ;^( i had a friend in middle school in 7 grade and i told her a lot of weird shit and she didn’t judge me??? she was a true friend indeed……………….

give me more sergei characters 👏👏👏👏 also DW im deFINITELY JUDGING YOU LMAO but im amused and laughing at the same time?? sometimes u send me asks and im like ???? ????? ? ?? ?? ?? ? ? ????????wtf lmao ? ??? ?

im sure if we talked more ur gonna find out that we’re literally friend-mates= 2 lonely binches who got the same taste in fictional character and idk but we would be the best bff’s ever tbh?? ur the friend who i have been searching for years?? everyone finds my thirst and my “weeaboo” ass (although im not a fuckin weeaboo im just thirsty for fictional characters!!) too weird and they always say “u can’t take ANYTHING seriously!!” like?? im 5???? why should i take anything seriously?? im not 70??

gfgfg bicth? i don’t even know anything about you, how can we be friends!!!!! WHO ARE YOU!! ! !! ! we should make a Lonely Bitch club but the requirements to enter are: do u play otome? would u body slam lucio into the pavement??? would u fuck the goth fish from finding nemo?? r u a thirsty ho????

i thought u would say “she’s a thot lol” and u would agree with me that she’s a thot??? if we didn’t know each other im trying to know her??? im trying to be friends with her????? how am i going to be friends with her if i didn’t talk to her?? fuck that shitty book??? im more important???? im sure she can read that damn book at her home and not in school!!!!!!! she should study like the rest of us………. and she shouldn’t study HER book!!!!!!!!!!!!

JKSJLSJKSJF i just realized, all of my friendships w/ virgos happened bc they woULDNT STOP TALKING/BOTHERING ME LOL this is why i love virgos…………. ur like stray cats that just never stop meowing until u let them in……maybe u should bother her more FKLSJFKJFS and she’ll finally crack

if i ever tried to read a book it should have pictures in it cuz i don’t want to imagine all that shit by myself!!!!!!! just add a fucking picture jfc…………….. i was exactly like that when i was a kid and im still the same??? i haven’t changed much tbh and im glad???? im glad i still have that silly trait of mine lol 

no offense but READ?????????? imagining things is fun??????????????? books r so much fun????????? wtf???rn im reading a book about some ugly french guy from the 18th century with a Superhuman sense of smell who kills girls to make The Ultimate Perfume or whatever?? im barely like 50 pages in, but he killed his first girl?? and literally shoved his nose up her ass?? it was wild?????? books r wild??????

we’re going to study about christopher columbus this year and his ugly face is in my book???? like bitch why u gotta curse my book with ur disgusting face???? im going to roast this bitch when we get to his part in the book and everyone is going to ask me: “binch y are u angry???” and im like “why don’t u do some fuckin research sharon abt this ugly fuck and then ur going to understand why im angry” like get out of my book u lil bitch!!!!!!! that dam book is cursed now!!!!!!!

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I LIKE TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER TOO!!!!! im just kidding but what’s ur favorite season???? mine is winter cuz uhhhh its winter???? everyone who hates winter is canceled??? lucio loves summer and is canceled????

fall-winter???? bc halloween…….. and american thanksgiving is fucked up bc it essentially celebrates the genocide of native americans but tbh……..i love turkey…… (we eat roast turkey and mashed potatoes n pumpkin pie n stuff for thanksgiving)also i just love it when the weather gets colder??? i get to dress up??? and be fashionable??? when it’s hot, all i wear are t shirts and shorts which is Boring it doesn’t snow where i live though lmao and it’s typically warm year-round where i live :/ winter is the only time i get to pull out all my cute sweaters and jackets but some winters only get cold for 2 weeks lmao :—–/

so you’re american right???? which means u have halloween rn??? or does it start on 31 if im not mistaken???? sadly we don’t have halloween here……………………………………………. they consider it “an event where people worship satan” here lmao

halloween is only one day (31st) SKJKSJ

i think its hot if batman would ever judge me

KSJKFSJFKLJFSK i;m gonna frame this ask Bye