#I will resist

[quietmakesglark]

Holy FUCK I just woke up and immediately realized an incredibley dumb AU idea for submas.

TRUMAN SHOW AU

hear me out:

Somehow Ingo instead of being ebee deebied to Hisui is kidnapped for the main star role of the show.

Of course he doesn’t remember, whoever runs the show probably keeps Ingo on some kind of drug or something that has them not notice the cameras (yo drugs maybe also double as memory suppression)

Other people on the show include more fallers like Looker, Abigail, Dawn, etc.

People are slowly becoming immune to the drug so they see the cameras and other weirdness happening.

Ingo is the last to see and everyone tries to help him escape, sadly watching him deteriorate as he remembers his old life.

The show is being recorded/shot in the distortion world to stop outside influences

Volo is the director because why not, he makes sure everything runs smoothly

All the Pokémon are controlled unwillingly by Giratina? Or maybe aren’t real??? Lmao idk

Everyone on the outside of the distortion world is freaking out about the show, not knowing where these missing people could be.

Emmet is horrified by his brother’s treatment of course and watches as Ingo sinks further into despair about his returning memory and realizing he’s just a plaything.

Giratina is befriended and decides to help them get out, realizing Volo is a bad friend or something

Reunions are had because of the end of the movie ends happily and the boys are reunited

Uh. Wow.

Submas brainrot got hands man

[bitter-hibiscus]

if theres a voice inside ur head telling u to dye ur hair green don't do it that is the mental illness talking

[celestialtrolls]

Just read about the galaxy IC 3225 and now I want to make a new eystal legulus

[drhu0806]

The problem with getting back into crochet is that I want to buy these shiny crochet kits with yarn and patterns and a whole bunch of other colorful goodies even though I am not at that level yet and also I know I could get all this stuff separately on my own for cheaper

The cute colors and amigurumi designs are really activating the color-loving bird part of my brain

[haruichi-mamiya]

"Well I'm not gonna pull on the self chosen illustra banner but I'm gonna choose SSR waiting cat (an SSR I really want) so that I have something to cute to look at every time I do my daily free pull :) this won't have any effect on my desire to pull on this banner" <- words by a person who is now extremely tempted to pull on the banner

[creppersfunpalooza]

so tempted to sleepwalk animatic by forrest day but for aisling backstory stuff

[vexic929]

the desire to post a scene out of order just because it turned out really good is so strong

[limethechef]

Fightin my demons (brain) that are tempting me to commit acts of lustful sin (buying V1 ULTRAKILL body pillow) (type: waste.money into your search bar)

[isanyonetoknow]

The way I’m falling back into the desire to read dc

[victor-aguilar]

the urge to grace and richie workin boys matching icons.....

[six-demon-bag]

kinda want to do a giant fic dump despite my one-fic-a-day rule (that i absolutely failed at last week) just to get these stupid things out of my head

[queen-scribbles]

*realized I didn’t do the Knight/Warrior missions on one server*

Hmmm dunno how I missed that, let’s dooooo f!Warrior, just a throwaway, not keeping her

…..

…I’m not keeping her, I’m not keeping her I’M NOT KEEPING HER

[twisted-tales-told]

Somebody needs to take my internet access away Right Now

[lisanamjoon]

the urge to pet this raccoon on my porch is so strong

[scvlly]

the feminine urge to click on a spoiler tag and ruin ur own day.....

[lizardperson]

the immense urge to venture into the tag of a show you haven't finished yet