#I wanted to punch him

[mizutoyama]

Public enemy #1

The Slytherin that basically tortured a Kneazle to get his whiskers and then proceeded to bully dear sweet Poppy.

[modernvintage]

No bc I’m still kinda deadass mad that they didn’t make Debling fall madly in love with Penelope! I wanted to like him soooooo much. It would have been crazy powerful to see.

It was his jealousy / fear of being a cuckhold that made him break off his plans to propose. But what if he had done it out of love? He could have still seen that pen and Colin were insanely in love and bowed out.

I get that they wanted Penelope to believe in herself / have confidence on her own and not bc someone loved her but WHATEVER.

Penelope Featherington deserved to be courted! I’ll die mad that they did not give her the romance she deserved from both Debling and Colin.

It was never actually a love triangle.

And Debling was a greattttt foil to Colin, but I mean, come on, Sam Philips deserved better too.

"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"

My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???

Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor

His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?

Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?

Be so serious right now

[turn-tabled]

Bruh, I was watching Undercover Boss with my mother this afternoon, the boss was such a dick, my mom decided to never eat at his restarants again.

[phantomhivestims]

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Throwing tomatoes at Jimmy stimboard

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Note ; I hate him and want to throw things at him and expect a stimboard for my queen Anya <33

Another note ; HELP THANKS FOR SO MANY NOTES??? 😭 didn't expect this would be my most popular stimboard atm

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[mr-malumm]

Aquarium trip cuz we love summer vees WOOOO

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[theardentone]

just had from dinner with my coworkers and some dude from the table next to us kept trying to involve himself at our table and kept going up to my coworker and playing off his touches as being friendly. It took everything in me to restrain myself from fucking shanking him with a table knife. I. fucking. hate. men.

[whathorselegs]

Story-wise, I do not want Dazai to just show up and save the day again

Emotionally though, I want Dazai to show up and beat the shit of Fyodor for what he just pulled with Atsushi

[demaparbat-hp]

Thinking about @stygiovictoria's Roleswap AU.

[blossom-beast]

FREAK ALERT

[ciderjacks]

despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,

theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.

[choccy-milky]

SHUT UP ABOUT THE DARK ARTS 👊💥

[minlicious]

i imagine that every time agamemnon proposes a dumb plan odysseus just has to close his eyes and take a really big breath and then he’s just like: okay, but how about we don’t do that because that’s fucking stupid

[stewedlycan]

The guy he thought was interested in monsters has actually NO interests in them, but DOES have an interest in him specifically ( but there’s no time to process this because he needs to save his friend from being murdered)

[sheikfangirl]

A bitter sweet memory ❤️

Pre-Calamity flashback panel from my Zelink comic. Work in progress.

[egophiliac]

:) hello! :D hope you have a nice day and absolutely do not think of the possibility of one of the last story cards being of silver! and that his groovy will very probably be crying!!! THERE'S SO MANY CRYING PEOPLE IN STORY CARDS LATELY!!! SPECIALLY LIGHT USERS!! I AM!!! SCARED!!!! bc so far we got Lilia and Sebek in the beginning book 7.... so at the end.... so we're missing story Silver... and Malleus is the one with less cards, so they might add one for him... but... the tears... ego.... THE TEARS!!!! EGOOOO!! (LOVE YOUR ART BTW EVERYTIME I GET A NOTIF FROM YOUR BLOG I RUN HERE TO SEE!)

(thank you! 💚💜💚)

YES I am ALSO like...90-95% convinced that we're going to be getting a story card for Silver once we wrap around back to diasomnia. 👀 especially because the way things are going, Silver will be the only character whose dream we haven't seen -- yet???? -- and that just. y'know. makes me wonder!

although I do think it would be VERY funny if he got a story card and the groovy was just "regular Silver except with one beautiful single crystal tear". this is actually a lot coming from him.

(he used up all his emotion yelling at a baby that one time, there's none left for a proper groovy-level cry.)