#I wanted to just write Adrien eating the alliance ring for no reason

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Random miraculous ladybug scene ideas living in my head rent free:

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Gabriel: *hands Adrien an alliance ring* Here son, wear this to make me feel better which will make you feel better about me feeling better.

Adrien: *looks at the ring and then sets it down on the bed* Oh thanks, but actually I’m pretty sure I’m allergic.

Gabriel: What do you mean?

Adrien: Well, I think the factory that makes those must live next to a feather store or has a massive pigeon population, because I start sneezing like crazy when I put it on.

Gabriel: *crushes the ring in his hand* That’s ok son, I’ll just put a tracking device on your ph- I mean, I’ll go see if we can get an icing machine and make you some cupcakes.

Adrien: *tearing up* You are the best father ever.

(Later)

Gabriel: *bust open doors to his secret lair room where he keeps the kwamiis* WHICH ONE OF YOU GOT DUUSU TO RUB THEIR FEATHERS ON MY ALLIANCE RINGS?!

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Chat Noir: *currently pinned by Hawkmoth* You can’t stop me! You’ll never have my miraculous!

Hawkmoth: What a foolish declaration! You are defeated! I’m about to grab your ring right now!

Chat Noir: Not if you can’t get to it! *proceeds to shove his ring finger in his mouth*

Hawkmoth: *realizing what he’s about to do* Don’t you even-!

Chat Noir: *successfully swallows the miraculous ring. Thus ending his transformation*

Plagg: *phases outside of the ring. Proceeds to golf-clap* Wow! Congrats kid. That may have been the most chaotic choice I’ve seen in the past three centuries. Enjoy the tummy ache! *cackles and then flys away*

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Hawkmoth: … Adrien??

Adrien: Uh… So are you still planning on like murdering me?

Hawkmoth: *stares in utter disbelief that this is even his offspring* Oh gods no, after witnessing such an idiotic and childish display of rebellion, I can only summarize one thing to do to you: *takes a deep breath and then exhales tiredly* Adrien, you’re grounded.

Adrien: But… But you’re not my father…??

Hawkmoth: *grumbling under his breath* Oh son, I really wish I wasn’t.