#I love me some jameis 😭😭

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NFL Pookies

Arizona Cardinals

IDC

Atlanta Falcons

Jessie Bates we miss you in Cincy <3

Carolina Panthers

I saw an interview with Xavier Legette when the Panthers were in Germany and that is one thick southern accent, charmed me instantly

Chuba Hubbard's a funny name ngl

Chicago Bears

There was a bears player that made a comment on Jayson Tatum and the Olympics a couple of weeks ago, and ever since then they're 0-3 (blocked fg, OT loss, whatever today was)

I'm very petty yes

Dallas Cowboys

CeeDee deserves to be in a stadium with curtains

Let Brandon Aubrey try a 70 yd fg!

Detroit Lions

Oh I'm very very fond of Montgomery and Gibbs, 'Sonic and Knuckles' what a cute nickname, the dynamic of 'both of them are good enough to be the #1 option on a different team but they choose to work together' >>>, that Montgomery Disney celly was everything for me, absolutely adore how small running backs look compared to everyone else

Amon-Ra 🔥, headstand! wow

the story of Jake Bates 🥹

DJ Reader is doing well there, always nice to see!

I do get weird vibes from Goff? Maybe it's just me?

Green Bay Packers

Big fan of Josh Jacobs ngl, I swear bro does not go down

I think my dad's entirely sick of Christian Watson dropping passes (he's a Packers fan yeah)

Los Angeles Rams

I love just saying Puka Nacua

Minnesota Vikings

Justin Jefferson has my heart and soul and anything else he asks for

If you follow Vikings social media they do a content called 'Tell us with Metellus', 10/10 no notes, Josh Metellus is one hilarious dude

let me introduce y'all to another Vikings safety named Camryn Bynum, he copied that one Australian breakdancer for one celly, and did the Parent Trap handshake with Metellus, I hope he wins celly of the year!

Jordan Addison what a player

Very intrigued by Sam Darnold's rise from the dead

KOC to all first round qb busts: 'i can fix him'

New Orleans Saints

... I like Chase Young ig

I also thought it was very funny that there wasn't a murder in NOLA when the Saints went 2-0 those first two weeks

New York Giants

LEEK! I saw a tweet saying Statefarm should sign Malik so they can do the 'Like a good Nabers, Statefarm is there' and I cracked up, NY media sucks, he's a kid leave him alone he's trying his best,

Philadelphia Eagles

OPOY Saquon!, that backwards hurdle was insaneee,

i find it very funny how cooper dejean is the only white cb in the league, and he's been balling!

San Francisco 49ers

Tumblr propoganda has got me hooked on Fred Warner

CMC gives me douchey white boy vibes idk

I will never root for Nick Bosa, (i know not everyone I'm listing has my political views but don't just barge in and endorse someone in the middle of your teammate's postgame interview)

Seattle Seahawks

IDC

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

I'll be honest I saw Baker take a sack ONCE and Mike Evans and Chris Godwin support him to the sideline and I was speechless for a second there

Washington Commanders

I want Jayden to have success, I believe in him I really do, doesn't look very bright rn but I have faith

Baltimore Ravens

makes me feel 🤮 to have positive emotions for a divisional rival, but lamar is really really good

Derrick Henry has also been amazing there

Buffalo Bills

my brother's a Bills fan so I root for them when I can, 13 seconds was absolutey devastating for him,

Keon Coleman's been pretty good for them

Cincinnati Bengals

My baes 😭, it's been tough

I support Ja'Marr's rights AND wrongs, he's the best idc

Joe should be protected at all costs and has never had a good o-line around him and someone on twitter said we're gonna andrew luck him and I googled andrew luck and omfg we're andrew luck-ing him

Trey carrying the entirety of the defense

Everyone else can ---I shouldn't say some things aloud

I hope someone gives Tee a BAG this offseason (probably not us unfortunately)

Cleveland Browns

Jameis Winston is one funny dude, I will remember that snow game for ages,

Teared up a little at Nick Chubb's TDs,

Denver Broncos

I'm a hater I hate

Really shallow of me, but no team led by "BO NIX" is ever winning SHIT, it goes against the world order,

Houston Texans

Guys is CJ uglier than Jayden? My brother says no, I say yes

Still a little sad over Diggs tearing his ACL

Go Joe Mix!

Indianapolis Colts

also boo

Anthony Richardson wtf you mean you tired, you can't SAY that dude, what media training did you go through

Jacksonville Jaguars

Bc most of the people i root for are LSU alumni, i do root for brain thomas jr

Not a trevor lawrence believer i'll admit

Cat team solidarity ✊

Kansas City Chiefs

Fuck 'em

Actually I like Justin Reid a lot but shhh

For my football enjoyment Xavier Worthy develop some goddamn sideline awareness, you're fast but you need to be in bounds!

I'm also a little fond of Pacheco

Las Vegas Raiders

Brock Bowers been balling!

Los Angeles Chargers

I have no goodwill for Justin Herbert in my heart

Miami Dolphins

How much is Tyreek paying in child support?

Waddle's underrated imo

Tua you got a marshmallow for a head wear the fucking guardian cap

New England Patriots

I like Drake Maye a lot

Christian Gonzalez is one of the few corners I know by name

New York Jets

Davante asked for the trade I know, but if Rodgers leaves him I'm gonna hate Rodgers even more, getting back together with your ex is ALWAYS a bad idea davante,

twitter is very steadfast on removing sauce's nickname bc he's been kinda ass, it's kinda funny

Garrett Wilson with the catch of the year!, sign him to Jordan rn!

Pittsburgh Steelers

Nobody good wears yellow and black. BUMBLEBEES

TJ did deserve DPOY last year and they'll probably give it to him this year to make up for it, but I don't really think he deserves it, also gives me douchey white boy vibes,

Kind of in awe over George Pickens?

Tennessee Titans

Is Sneed off the injury report? What happened to dude anyways?

[georgiapeach30513]

I know Azzie and Icy come in a package but I also know Icy was the biggest daddy’s girl when they were babies. My heart clenches whenever I think of a bright-eyed baby girl just thinking her daddy is the greatest person in the whole world. Is it okay to request to see Icy and Daddy’s day throughout the years? Like with no Azzie or any siblings, just Ran and Iris doing their thing 😹

Icy was such a daddy's girl. Azzie and Ransom were just alike, so she went to him for advice and stuff, but Icy just thought her daddy hung the moon! She did go to Frank quite a bit, especially if she just needed some alone time. Like they could just be out on the boat. But Ransom and Iris had such a tender relationship. And to think that Ransom was so scared of Iris at first, because biologically she wasn't his, and he knew he would get attached, and Andy could take her away from him.

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Taking You From Me

Summary: snippets of just Ransom and Iris

Pairings: Ransom X Iris

Rating: 🥹🥺😭

Warnings:  mentions of James’ POW status, 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 1.7K

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Iris lays on the floor in the hall, her head peeking under the door, while her fingers wiggle around letting out her whispered, “Dada,” waiting on Ransom to finish his shower that has taken too long for Iris.

He giggles seeing her little fingers moving around under the door, “Dada?” she whispers again.

“Icy?”

“Dada done?”

“Let me get dried off,” he responds, trying to dry off as quickly as possible. Adding just a bit of his cologne before he bursts through the door.

“Dada” even Iris’s squeals are almost whispered as she claps her hands reaching up towards her dad. “Dada, hold you!”

He leans over to pick his sweet girl up and throws her up in the air. “Icy what am I going to do with you? You can hardly stand being away from me.”

“Icy loves dada,” her blue green eyes pouts up at Ransom, and he just holds on to her tighter. “Dada love Icy?”

“Always, you are my Angel, right?”

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“Daddy, help me put it on,” she holds up a miniature baby carrier to him. “I want to hold my baby like you hold Story.”

He goes to strap the carrier on, and she stuffs her little baby doll in it, giving her a sweet kiss on the head. “How come you always want to hold your babies? You did with Blade, too. Did you do it with me?”

“First off,” he starts picking Iris up to sit in his lap. “I enjoy carrying my babies, because your mom already carried you guys enough. Now it’s my turn. I like holding my babies because you need me.”

“For ouchies?”

“Yes, ouchies is one thing. But also, you feel safe when you’re with me right?” she gives her daddy a nod, and leans over on his shoulder. “And you like when daddy tickles you right?”

“No, I do not. I can’t breathe. I don’t like it.”

“What about when daddy cooks?” she shakes her head no and giggles. Ransom stares at her flabbergasted. “You like taking long naps with me.”

“I like to sleep, and your comfortable.”

“God, I remember when you were just this tiny thing. And you just wanted to lay on my chest. That little bitty hand would rub on the back of my neck. You made a mess of my hair, but I think it soothed you,” Iris stares up at him so content, and getting tears in her eyes.

“It did soothe me.”

“Grandpa said that you would fall asleep to the beat of my heart. Baby, why’re you crying?” Ransom doesn’t want to laugh, but he giggles to try and make things a bit more lighthearted. Seeing Iris cry usually gets him in his emotions as well.

“I miss it. Being the baby,” he gives her a hard kiss to her cheek. “Not like Azzie. I love my babies. But, I miss it.”

“Trust me, I do, too. If I could keep you this little thing forever I would. But there’s fun in getting older. You can talk to me and carry on conversations.”

“I can play with Jamey more,” Ransom’s face falls flat but Iris giggles. “Daddy, he smells like peaches, and I like it.”

“I need his mom and dad to change his shampoo or something. Peaches?” Iris nods her head at him. “We gotta find you a new best friend.”

“I’m good.”

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“Daddy?” Iris stands in her dad’s office door, her awkwardly wiggling around when she looks at him. “Can I talk to you? With the door closed?”

Ransom gets nervous at the last part. Usually closed door conversations are reserved for his wife. He gives her a nod, and she walks into his office, pacing around before she sits down. “I have a plan. I want to graduate, go to Harvard law, marry Jamey, and have a family. You know this.”

Ransom takes a deep breath, positive that he isn’t ready for what’s next. “Would it be so bad, if we changed the order?”

“Angel, please don’t tell me you’re pregnant.”

“No…but…he’s gonna be gone a lot. And I want a piece of him here with me. Would it be so bad if I got pregnant like…I don’t know the end of my senior year. And then…daddy, I’m gonna miss him. I’ve never been without him, and if I had his baby, it’ll be like he’s with me right?”

Ransom let’s her words sink in. Showing no emotions as he processes what she’s telling him. He understands her thought process, and that makes this so much harder. “Raising a baby alone isn’t easy. I feel like you’re just trying to fill a void with a baby, and you know yourself, you’ll want to be so hands on, but you’ll want to finish college quickly.”

“But Jamey and I…it’s gonna happen. Why do we need to wait?”

“I know it’s gonna happen Icy. God, I’ve known that my whole life.”

The tears Iris had been holding in, pushes past her lashes, and all she wants is have her dad to hold her. “You think it’s a terrible idea.”

“What do you and James think?” Iris sits silent, just shaking her head while she wipes her tears away. “Come here, angel,” he opens his arms wide, and lets her walk over to him. Her chin on his shoulder, while her fingers still play with his hair.

“You haven’t mentioned this to him?”

“I wanted to ask you first.”

“I’m not thrilled. But sweetheart, your future will be your responsibility. If you choose to get pregnant, James will be wherever, while you’re here raising a child. You could marry him and move on base, but you would be away from Harvard. And alone with a baby. Parenting isn’t easy. Something like this, I can’t tell you what to do. I can tell you, I will support you, I will be there, and I will help you. But this is something you talk with James about.”

“What…what if…something happens, and I miss my chance to be a mom, or a wife. Daddy there’s just him. I’ve never looked at someone and even thought about them in that way. It’s always been James. And if something happens, I don’t want to move on.”

Ransom very rarely becomes speechless. He did in that moment. Realizing his seventeen-year-old is planning more than a prom, preparing for more than college, but instead is terrified that the love of her life won’t come home to her.

“Daddy, say something.”

“Iris Jade Drysdale, I highly doubt there’s anything you could do that would make me not be proud of you. Because you will make sure to put your all in it. And I have no doubt, that you, my beautiful sweet daughter, are going to be an amazing mom. Whether you’re pregnant now, or you don’t have children for five more years. I’m not telling you to do this. I’m telling you…I’ll never be ready for you to have kids.”

He takes a deep breath, rubbing his hand up and down her back. “It’s this bittersweet thing. I want you to stay young forever, but I can’t. So now, I live with the fact that you and that stupid Bonehead will have kids. It’s inevitable. But don’t rush your lives because you feel you have to. Have a baby because that’s what you really want and when you want. Not because he’s home from basic training.”

“I’m not saying I will…” her fingers twirl his hair around and she sits up, fully looking at him. “But if I do, you won’t be mad?”

“Iris, I’m not going to be happy about my daughter pregnant in high school. Let me make that perfectly clear. I’m not going to ground you, I’m not going to take away your car or anything like that. I’m going to support you because I know how much you love Tweedle Dee.”

“I really do.”

“Talk with James. And you and him make the decision. Because it’s you and him that going to have to deal with the outcome of that decision. Okay?”

She leans to give him a kiss to his cheek. “I love you. Thanks.”

“You’re welcome, angel. I love you, so much. And I hate that you’re thinking about these things. Quit thinking so much.”

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Iris curls up into her dad, on one of the seats in the theater room. One of James’ favorite movies, but it’s just background noise. She clings to him, as steady flows of tears drift down her cheeks.

This had become routine for Iris and Ransom. Everyday, they watch one of James’ favorite movies while he holds her. Trying to reassure her that he was coming home. That he would be able to hold her and Posie.

Iris wanted to believe it. With each passing day it becomes harder. Every movement and kick that Posie makes, it becomes harder. Each day that she talks to Steve, and she hears James’ voice, it becomes harder. Everyday is a constant battle.

She rubs her hands over her bump and is thankful that at least she has Posie. That everyday she wakes up a piece of James is always with her. When she talks to her bump every night, she remembers sweeter moments with James.

There is no part of her life that she remembers doing without him. And she doesn’t want to start now. “Daddy, I miss him.”

“I know. I do, too.”

“Really?” she chokes out a laugh. “You miss him now?”

“I miss how easily he made you smile,” Iris buries her face deeper in Ransom’s chest. “I miss how he could turn any dull party or get together into something fun. I miss how he always included your little siblings. Like it was never a question. I miss him helping out around the house. Never complained, just did it. I miss how he lifted you up, he protected you. I know you think I hate him, but I never have. I have just always hated how he was taking you from me.”

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“And Iris wouldn’t let me sit on James’ lap. He’s my boyfriend, too.”

Okay.. but like why do I wanna see a little moment with James and Lucy😭

Lord have mercy! Lucy completely thinks James was the cutest thing, but what she really and truly loved about him, is he took the time to just let her be. Lucy is one of the reasons that James knew he wanted kids.

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Love Him the Most

Summary:  James has a date with two girls

Pairings:  James Rogers X Iris/Lucy Drysdale

Rating:  🍿🎥

Warnings:  none, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  650

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Iris bounces down the stairs, her littlest sister dressed and ready to go.  Staring out the front window, and waiting impatiently.  She knew that James had made her sister’s day, when he asked if she wanted to go to the movies with them.  She couldn’t stop telling her sister that James was taking her on a date.  Iris would just politely remind her that she was going as well.

Lucy didn’t care, she just cared about the sweet boy that always managed to include her with her older siblings.  “He is wate,” she gives a little stomp with her foot, and looks back at Iris.

“No he’s not.”

“I can’t teww time,” the three-year-old goes back to staring at the window, when that truck comes rolling up.  Giving a little yip, before she starts to run towards the door.  Iris grabs up her bag of blankets, and Lucy’s favorite stuffed animal, Sugar Pig.  Nearly missing Lucy excitedly jumping at James’ feet.

“Hey, Baby Doll,” James takes a once over his girlfriend, and nearly needs to bite on his knuckles.  She walks closer to him, and runs her little hand up his side.  Both of them giving the tiniest chaste kiss, before he picks up the younger Drysdale.  “Alright, Squirt what is it you’re wanting to watch?”

“Eviw Dead?”

“No,” the older ones answer at the same time, leaving Lucy to roll her eyes.

“Fine, wets watch a dumb pwincess movie, because I’m, thwee.  Go on.  I wiww get in my seat.  You two do the nasty kissing,” Lucy continues grumbling as James sets her on the ground to crawl into the back of his truck.

“We could have taken my car.”

“I think she enjoys getting to ride in my truck.  Makes her really think this is a date.  You do realize that you picked a movie that’s showing during her nap time right?” Iris only smiles pulling him down to give him a nasty kiss.  “That’s mean.”

“If she’s going to go around and tell everyone that you’re her boyfriend, and I have to share my time with you, with a demon child, then I’m going to make sure we have some alone time.  Got it?”

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“Luce, this is your seat,” Lucy looks at her sister and then at James, shaking her head.  “Yes, this one is yours.”

“James, sit down,” he quickly does as he’s told, and she crawls into his lap, giving her sister a devilish smirk.  “This is my seat.”

Not long into the movie, Lucy does indeed fall asleep against James’ chest, Sugar Pig held tight in her arms.  Giving him time to give his girlfriend some kisses.  Abandoning the movie all together for only a moment before Iris stretches out, and leans against his arm.  Smelling his peachy scent, and even giving him a nuzzle.

James looks down a moment, seeing his beautiful little girlfriend on his arm, and her little sister passed out on his chest.  A clear vision of how he sees his future with Iris.  How he’s always seen it.  Him and her, and their first child.  

While he enjoys the place him and Iris are, he can’t wait for the next parts of there lives.  Feeling completely at peace in his life.  These simple moments are what he lives for.  Tiniest Drysdale with her Sugar Pig, and his dainty little girlfriend.  He gives the two of them a kiss on their head, before he reclines back himself.  

Falling asleep to the music, and feeling so content.  Moments like these make him dread going into the army.  Thinking he could just stay right where he was, with the people he loved the most.  But of course, Jamey has a duty to fulfill.  So he’ll just soak up every moment he can.  Remember them for when he’s away.  

Whether it’s the many drawings that Lucy has done for him.  Turning him and Iris into cartoons.  Or Iris’ class ring that hangs on a necklace.  Physical evidence that he will come back to the people who love him the most.

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[georgiapeach30513]

Not gonna lie but This is your daddy" drabble made me cry so hard!!

How can you always write emotions so heartouching😭😻👏

You needing some more fluff with James, Iris, and Posie??

Ditto

Summary: James holds Posie

Pairings: James Rogers X Iris Drysdale

Rating: angsty fluff

Warnings: Mentions of PTSD flare, 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 375

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“You wanna hold her?” Iris asks pitifully up at James, and he shakes his head no.  “You can,” she looks over at you for help.

“James?” his sad hazel eyes stare up at you.  “Can I help you?” his eyes then turn to Bucky, and he gives James a nod.

“Okay.  I’ll hold...her,” you pick up Posie out of Iris’s arms and walk closer to James.  Posie’s little hands wiggle around towards him, and she releases the sweetest baby laughs.  “She’s happy.”

“You’re her daddy,” Iris responds, wiping her bittersweet tears away.  Ransom places an arm around her shoulder, and he pulls his daughter closer to him.

“You’ll, stop me, if...” his scared eyes look back at Bucky.

“You won’t hurt her, Jamey,” James gives another nod looking at Iris before you place Posie on his lap.  He bounces the little girl around for a bit, and she giggles the whole time.  “She’s a happy baby.  Reminds me of my golden retriever.”

“She’s beautiful like her mama,” James smiles over at Iris, and he fights back the tears.  “I missed so much.”

“You’re here now, though,” even though the room is full of people, should James have a flare, it’s almost as if it’s just Iris, James, and Posie.  “She won’t remember.”

“You will.”

“I’ll be okay.  You’re here now.”

He looks back down at his daughter.  Posie does her little babbling staring up at him, reminding you so much of Iris when she was little.  “I’m sorry.”

“Jamey, you don’t have to apologize to me.”

“I’m telling Posie, I’m sorry.  I won’t ever leave you again.  I’ve wanted you for as long as I can remember.  Eventually we’re going to give you some siblings, once your daddy’s brain isn’t messed up,” Bucky steps closer, but James puts up his hand.  “But I’m going to do everything I can to protect you, your mine and your mom’s little flower,” he looks up at Iris with a smile.  “Thank you.  For always being there for me.  For never giving up on me.  And for our family.”

“You’re welcome,” Iris licks at her lips, as the tears continue to flow.  “I’ll always love you.”

“Ditto.”

“Such an ass, you are.”

“Hey, you love the movie Ghost.”

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