#I literally cannot handle this
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wilson is so hot I'm gonna kill myself
#I literally cannot handle this#why am I so attracted to this man#I need to be horse tranq'd#or maybe incarcerated#perhaps even institutionalized#james wilson#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#mews speaks#mews watches house
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HEY WHAT THE FUCK HEY YOU CANT JUST DO THAT
PROPHY I MISS YOU
#prophet please come back#andy biersack#black veil brides#bvb#i literally cannot handle this#please don't play with me#i'm not kidding i cannot. handle it#the prophet#andy black#rais3dsays
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"Boygenuis is gonna break up soon" to YOU. in my mind they will aways be together
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GLEN GOT A PUPPY AND HIS NAME IS BRISKET! 😍😍😍
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#glen powell#brisket powell#glen is gonna be the death of me i s2g#i literally cannot handle this#i get such dad vibes from this#this is so cute#im so 🥺🥺🥺🥺#*dramatically sobbing* im fine#this is so sweet#thanks satan#why do u hate me what have i done#why would you do this to me#don't look at me. don't fuckin touch me.#crying screaming etc#gotta testify come up in the spot lookin' extra fly#thirst trap
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kim and jimmy at forque when she tells him she took the job at s&c. Like what if i literally blew up what if i explodes
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there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back
i am insane
#like YES i know there is obviously so much more history between the boys than edwin and the cat king#and for everyone who's like “well how would the cat king have gotten to hell”#yall charles got LUCKY that the night nurse was there to open a door for him#you can bet your ass that if she hadn't been there he still would've figured out how to get there no matter what it took#but the cat king calling himself a romantic because he'll wait vs charles GOING TO HELL TO GET HIM BACK????#absolutely insane#i cannot handle these two#like i can vibe with the cat king#but charles x edwin for the WIN#obviously the circumstances between the characters are a lot different#but to me that changes absolutely nothing about the fact that charles who only thinks of edwin as a friend would do literally anything#vs the cat king who claims to have fallen for edwin doing literally nothing and just sulking about it#i don't even care if you dont ship charles and edwin#the love they have for each other will forever outweigh anything else#(ps if you ship catwin you simply do not need to interact with this post. you will not change my mind)#(you do not have to interact with posts you don't agree with)#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles rowland#edwin payne#the cat king#painland#payneland#dbd netflix
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sometimes i just remember that merlin and arthur are canonically soulmates...like that's the main point of the entire show, their destiny is each other
then i just start crying.
#whether you see them as romantic or platonic#they're literally soulmates#i cannot handle them#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#merlin
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i think it’s so funny how suguru gets injured on a mission and then brushes off every attempt you make to care for him. he could quite literally be bleeding out in front of you but still he’s got that stupidly indulgent smile on his face as he tucks your hair behind your ear to see your furrowed brows clearly.
“it’s not a big deal. i promise,” he’ll sigh every time, and you’ll always huff in response.
(because he’s so ridiculous? almost dying and telling you that it’s not that bad.)
“yes it is!” you groan and then you’re fussing over his injuries—and all he can do is show you that same silly helpless smile.
he’s always telling you that it’s not serious—that injuries are nothing to worry about.
but then you get injured on a mission and it completely flips. suguru is all over you, worry so palpable as he takes your face in his palms and lets his eyes rove over your features.
you do the same thing he does—tell him it’s nothing too crazy and that you’re fine and it isn’t something to be so worried about.
(it really isn’t.)
but he never listens, never cares. one little scrape and he’s panicked. he physically will not let you out of his sight.
and when you call him out for it, cheekily grinning as you chuckle, he just sighs and shakes his head because he knows you’re right. he has no intention of stopping though.
what a hypocrite.
#(affectionate)#he’s literally ridiculous#the mother hen in him cannot be controlled#in his head he can handle it but you shouldn’t have to??#dreamy sigh i love him#i just think he’d be so insufferable about it too#oh you got a paper cut??? sit down.#you tripped up a stair???? absolutely not pls don’t move and let him do everything.#he’s overbearing but he’s such a sweetheart about it#he can’t help it you know???#anyways sorry i love him#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#geto x reader#geto suguru x reader#jjk drabbles#geto drabble
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He’s so cute he brought us flowers I love him pls
#the quality and lighting is bad bc I took this using my phone with shaky hands#i cannot handle this#the man on his first face to face meeting with us#told us his real name#complimented us#brought us flowers#im literally bringing put a ring wtf#i love him husband material real except hes so bbg wife#a date with death#lock-ing onto death
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OHHHH MY GOD....
THE SHOWER HEAD?????? It obviously has multiple settings, and he knows exactly which ones to use on you... but he pulls it away before you can come. So much orgasm denial... you're literally begging him to finish the job. You're shaking but he holds you up against the shower wall. The steam from the scalding water makes you breathless in the best way.
He's such a fucking tease.
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE WET CURLS....
You're in there until the water runs cold and you have goosebumps all over. But that doesn't stop him from carrying you to the bed and fucking you senseless there.
AHHHH THANK U SO MUCH FOR READING MY FIC <3
I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT AND I ALREADY HAVE OTHER PROMPTS SWIRLING AROUND IN MY DOME.
rn the one occupying my brain is reader x daniel in the shower.... dear lord.... reader is in the shower and catches Daniel admiring... things devolve from there....
😈 (filthyf1)
AHHH, of course!! it was so good, love love loved it<3<3
AND OH?? 👀 god i love a good shower fic.. so much potential. dare i say.. shower head orgasm but daniel is controlling it.. choosing if/when he wants you to cum, you have no control what so over. you’re just desperate for any pleasure he’ll give you, a whining, soaking (literally) mess for him.
eating you out with your back to the wall? one leg hiked over his shoulder as your hand makes its way into his wet curls, pushing him further and making sure that big nose bumps right against your clit.
the thought of him fucking you against the shower wall? tits smushed against the freezing cold tiled wall, adding to the overstimulation.
i could go ON about shower sex, but i can’t wait to see what you come up with and write 👀 you’re welcome back to discuss this if you’d like<3<3
#FILTH FILTH FILTH#😈 anon#I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE THIS#that man is a fucking munch tell me I'm wrong#daniel riccardo x reader#emchante
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Actually so tired that people mainly focus on the bdsm when they talk about La Pianiste when we literally have this dynamic right here. Like, that's insane.
What if you were a little girl in her 40's who couldn't grow up because of your mother-wife who made you sleep in her bed and forced you to repress every sexual desires and thoughts of becoming your own person just to keep you close to her ? What if you fought back and yearned for dangerous things out of her reach ? But also, what if you let her because it's all you've ever known and been taught to want ?
#these two are so entangled with each other and in the roles they play#(mother and daughter. husband and wife. prodigal or ungrateful daughter. adoring or mocking mother)#that they cannot handle it when something else is thrown into the mix#There's no space left because they fill all the roles in each other's lives.#but at the same time they never give the other exactly what she wants#The fights never last. Erika will never live up to her mother's ambitions. And her mother will never give her any form of affection which#might satiate her hunger for love. And so on.#They are deeply imperfect- Love and Despise each other but they could never bear the thought of being separated#When I read the part in the book where Erika talks to Walter for the first time and all she wants is to go back into her mother's womb...#you can't make that shi up#when people talk about toxic yuri that's what they could mean but unfortunately we live in a society#gradually learning to accept the person I'm becoming who would've been burned at the stake by my younger self <3#been having so much thoughts about this film once again. And I know that nothing written here is new but I'm a little sad no one really#talks about this relationship online since it's really the heart of the story for me#Of course everything happening with Walter is important. But none of that would be there without the mother-daughter situation#la pianiste#the piano teacher#haneke#sheep stuffs#isabelle huppert#also I'd kinda get it if it was another film and it made people too uncomfortable to talk about it. but I mean this is literally La Pianist
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Logan has always tried to do good, especially by those who he loves. And let's be real, in every universe he loves the x-men more than anything. They're his family for crying out loud. He might be an asshole with anger issues but he's not a bad guy, even the worst of his versions.
And Wade sees that, sees underneath all that anger and grief and tough guy exterior. He gets ran through by Logan's claws, being subjected to some very harsh words and is insulted every step of the way throughout most of the film. But his singular belief in Logan, that only he can save his universe, that never wavers.
"I know how to kill people for money but you...you know how to save them." Wade says. But it is him who saves Logan in the end.
#shut the fuck up im so not okay good god they make ke clinically INSANE#wade called him the best wolverine and then held his hand (both figuratively AND literally) and brought him to his little home#you cannot make this shit up oh my god#this post was in response to that one in X2 where Jean tells Logan he's the “dangerous guy” who is not brought home by girls#wade really said fuck that so what if he's dangerous I can handle his ass#they really fit like puzzle pieces together ugh#wade wilson#logan howlett#jean grey#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#wolverine
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the thing about the magicians is that. well i’m no expert but i’m pretty sure tv shows are not supposed to make you physically ill when you think about them.
#i haven’t even rewatched this show in like two years because i literally cannot handle it#sera gamble i’m in your fucking walls#the magicians#queliot#em speaks
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I CANT DO THISSSSS 😭😭😭😭
#euphoric. will prob delete. prob offensive.
#THIS IS HILARIOUS IM GONNA CRY#MY GODDDDD#i literally cannot handle this#this is fucking genius#this needs to be put up in a museum or something good lord
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I know I've said it before, but I think this upcoming episode is going to be so interesting, even if we don't get Queer Eddie OR BT Bones (neither of which I'm fully convinced are going to happen on Thursday), & it's really for this one interesting phrase that Ryan & Oliver have both used.
They have both mentioned "rose-colored glasses" when it comes to Tommy & Shannon, and I would argue that they each have to reckon with these relationships before we can have any movement towards Buddie.
Eddie thinks that Shannon was the love of his life, that he failed her and has to carry that guilt with him for the rest of his life. I believe that Eddie placing Shannon on a pedestal is partially what's stopping him from realizing his queerness (along with the catholic guilt and repression, but a lot of that is also tied up in Shannon & their failed marriage.)
Buck's convinced that his big feelings last season were all about Tommy, and I'm not saying that some of them weren't, but I don't think it'd be too far of a stretch to say that he figures that he's in this relationship now and that obviously everything is fine now. He figured out this part of himself and he's dating a man and that means everything is Fine and he absolutely does not need to do any further digging or searching or learning, despite the fact that he and Tommy don't really seem to like each other all that much, nor do they seem to be all that compatible.
Buck has to reckon with the fact that realizing his bisexuality and immediately jumping into a relationship with a man that he wasn't even sure he wanted (his speech at the coffee date) might not be the solution to all the problems he's had, and Eddie has to deal with the fact that Shannon was not perfect, that what she did was not the same as what he did, that she's responsible for her own actions and that this romanticized vision he has clung to of their lives is not real and is not consistent with the actual relationship that they had.
There's a Divorce Arc this episode - which I'm begging does something with Eddie - and an uncomfortable truth learned about Tommy's past; it's not completely out of left field to assume that the Rose-Colored Glasses come off this episode.
And the fact that it's happening for them BOTH, at the same time? In the relationships that I think are the biggest obstacles to them realizing/accepting their feelings for each other???
I'm never fully convinced they're actually going to go there with these 2, but it will be SO interesting to see how this episode plays out, regardless.
#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie#anti bucktommy#anti tommy kinard#anti bt#this is like the least haterish thing I've ever said about BT but I'm tagging it anti anyway I cannot handle being yelled at lol#911 speculation#8x06 speculation#buck x eddie#i think facing the Shannon of it all will lead to getting Chris back & then realizing he's queer so we're so close!#I think we are really getting into the Queer Eddie arc#I just don't think it's coming at us next episode#I'm more than happy to be wrong tho#if we get Gay Eddie & BT Bones both nex episode I will be ECSTATIC#literally never seen a happier girl than me on thursday night lol#They're going to have to face these relationships anyway so that's not really a surprise#but them both doing it at the same time??? & then having a moment of silently supporting each other bc their mere presence is enough??#at the end of an episode that seems to be all about calling back the past?#“baby in a pipe”/kid down a well“/divorce/s1 plot#it's all just so incredibly interesting to me#I can't remember if I've made a post about this before or not but I'm saying it again 😤
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Listen here you little runts, if you're into Kafhoshi and HAVEN'T stumbled upon this fanfic, 'cause you're a blind old granma' jus' like me take this offer for a joy ride!!
for now I barely managed two little sketches, and I need to postpone my detailed crit- I mean commentary for tomorrow 'cause BED is screaming for me, but LISTEN!!!
*points at people*
YOU KNOW THAT I AM TALKING TO YOU IN PARTICULAR, READ THIS GODDAMMIT, IF YOU HAVEN'T YET!!! ໒( ●ܫฺ ●)ʋ
#kaiju no 8#kn8#kaiju no.8#soshiro hoshina#kafka hibino#kafhoshi#fanfic promo#cause this thing broke me#in a good way#so much emotions i cannot handle it#this was literally a 7 hour rollercoaster of feelings and I loved it#childhood kafhoshi fluff AU omfg thanks to everyone that was involved creating this or sparking the idea#i love the kaiju community so much#this is way I refuse to move on#all the chef's kisses
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