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“General Kenobi, you claim an assassin killed the Chancellor?”
“Yes. Unfortunately, neither I nor Commander Fox saw them, as they used a flash bomb to disorient us and fled too quickly for us to follow.”
“And where, exactly, did they flee? No one reported seeing anyone leave this office.”
“Why, they fled through the broken window, of course.”
“What broken window?”
“That one.” Kenobi points. The previously intact window shatters, as if hit by a very strong invisible force. Neither Kenobi nor the Marshal Commander so much as twitch.
“Are you alright, sir?” Commander Fox asks, all concern. “You must be very tired, if you didn’t notice the clearly broken window. You should go rest. It’s okay, General Kenobi and I can take it from here.”
“Yes,” Kenobi agrees, prim and proper. He raises a hand, fingers slightly curled, and his voice takes on a different note. “Go home and take a nice, long nap. This will all be handled by the time you wake.”
“I will go home and take a nice, long nap. This will all be handled by the time I wake.”
“Very good. Have a nice evening.”
#do i know who they’re talking to?#nope. absolutely no idea#i just know that these two silver-tongued little shits would be such a good team#let them be besties#they’d have so much fun#obi wan kenobi#commander fox#star wars#the clone wars#coruscant guard#prompt#mini fic#sw tcw#my writing
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Everytime I think about Obi-Wan and Anakin it’s like- I don’t ship them so much as I think they should be together at all times. I think tcw had a point, actually, and the two of them should just. Always be together. I think Anakin is Obi-Wan’s hope in an increasingly difficult life and I think Obi-Wan is Anakin’s tie to humanity when he most feels like a monster. They are intrinsically combined, from the very first movie where Obi-Wan dies at Vader’s hands with a peaceful expression.
It’s Obi-Wan begging Luke not to see Anakin in Vader while Vader searches Luke to see some sign of Obi-Wan. It’s Obi-Wan calling Anakin another pathetic lifeform to Obi-Wan being unable to process the idea of Anakin being anything but good. It’s Anakin awkwardly (adorably) shaking Obi-Wan’s hand to Anakin awkwardly (adorably) bringing up Obi-Wan during conversations with the woman he wants to seduce.
It’s Obi-Wan knowing how to fix Artoo and Obi-Wan teasing Anakin about Artoo. It’s Anakin’s first thought on losing his lightsaber being “Obi-Wan’s going to be mad at me again” and Anakin laughing when Obi-Wan tells him to drive better.
The prequel trilogy is so fascinating because my favourite parts are always Anakin and Obi-Wan. The parts I think about the most often are those parts with Anakin and Obi-Wan. The relationship between these two drives the entirety of the plot of the prequels, to the point that the literal birth mother of the main characters of the original trilogy is all but forgotten in the third movie.
It’s. Obi-Wan spending years watching over Luke because Luke reminds him of Anakin, never approaching because what if Luke really does turn out to be like Anakin…?
It’s Vader assuming that Obi-Wan taught Luke to fight, because who else could teach a Skywalker?
It’s Obi-Wan accepting all the blame for the people he knew best, the people who were basically his family, all dying.
It’s Vader keeping Obi-Wan’s lightsaber in a parallel to Obi-Wan keeping Anakin’s.
They are just. Mutually Obsessed. Obi-Wan held up Anakin and said “this is my whole personality now” and Anakin responded with “neato, same.” They bicker like an old married couple. Anakin can’t imagine even thinking about leaving Obi-Wan behind. Obi-Wan tells Anakin point-blank that he’s a good Jedi who deserves to be a Master.
I ship them because like. The universe? Does?? They are destined to be by each other, in life and in death. They support and sustain each other. There was probably eepy Force magic stuff that made Anakin into a Force ghost because Obi-Wan wanted him to be one.
How else can I explain it? They were made for each other. Like. Literally. They should never be separated. Look what happened when they did separate in universe. They are a nuclear bomb. They have to stay together or the galaxy gets the worst of it, and that’s just canon, somehow.
#the inane ramblings of a madman#star wars#anakin skywalker#darth vader#obi wan kenobi#obikin#vaderwan#long post#every time i see someone say the ship is unhealthy#all i can think is#‘and their platonic relationship is healthy???’#they are the most married couple to ever suffer a bitter divorce#rotj is the custody battle of luke and leia#and obi wan only wins because they get remarried#like come ON#this is beyond soul mates#this is like#legitimately impressive#‘these two love women’ oh and those women aren’t at all like each other??#obi wan doesn’t fall for the literal opposite of a jedi who pisses him off constantly?#anakin doesn’t fall for a diplomatic expert at making people do what they want who calms him down?#i don’t even know what to say anymore#they’re absolutely batshit and i love them
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Obi-Wan so politely asking Qui-Gon’s force ghost for help when he realizes Anakin is Darth Vader, meanwhile I’d be banging a damn gong like Mushu “Rise and shine, asshole! You told me to take this kid and now the galaxy’s imploding. COME FIX IT!”
#I know I’m behind shut up#I got emotional#I literally couldn’t finish it when it came out cause I wasn’t emotionally prepared to see Ewan and Hayden again#I’m still not ready but it’s been two years so#it’s time#qui gon jinn#obi wan kenobi#star wars#anakin skywalker#darth vader#ewan and hayden
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I was NOT prepared for General Grievous to jump down with a "Hello there" to Obi Wan in the Clone Wars, the original meme just got 10000% funnier. And Obi-Wan remembering some encounter from like 3 years ago and being able to reference it and mock Grievous mid-fight is so ridiculously in character. Yall be mocking Anakin for being dramatic but you forget who his big brother is.
#obi wan is a sassy little bitch#this is getting out of hand now there are two of them#obi wan is a charming little scoundrel#obi wan kenobi#obi wan and anakin#the clone wars#general grievous#Yes I'm not stupid I know this is probably an in joke amongst the writers but I prefer the in-universe explanation#also the absolute scooby doo door gag that is Anakin and Grievous avoiding eachother for that one line in Revenge of the Sith#Star wars#star wars prequels#revenge of the sith
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Echo’s world has gone decidedly… wobbly. Blurry. Fuzzy at the edges, and what-will-you-else. He can’t feel his fingertips, is his first thought. Kriffing overdid it on the glowing green shots, is his second.
“Holy kriff, Echo, that manhole-cover underneath you is moving!”, Fives exclaims, third. Or more like slurs into Lt. Jesse’s shoulder, who is himself moaning indistinctly into the Captain’s pauldron, who is in turn swaying back and forth gesturing at Commander Cody.
And it really is - the manhole cover, that is, once Echo stumbles off it with a shriek. Jumping up into the now open air with sudden force, steadying and then scraping across paveme-
“Are those kriffing hands?!”
In an instant, seven highly drunk pairs of fists and one blaster, courtesy of Commander Cody (the only one present who’s sober enough to be legally handling it) are aimed in a circle around the cover slowly being shuffled to the side, then the hands reaching up to palm at the edges of the hole -
- and are slowly being lowered again when two white-red painted helmets are heaved into view, along with chest-deep groaning and grunting. Two armored Corries collapse in a heap at Commander Cody’s feet, who stares down at them in open-mouthed shock.
Slowly, Echo blinks. Slowly, he raises a hand to snap his fingers in front of his face. No, still there. Slowly, Fives grabs for a piece of flank underneath his blacks and twists. Echo yelps, and slaps his hand away hard enough to hurt himself. “OI!”
“B’have, boys”, Captain Rex makes a brave attempt to slur out as he sways on his feet, still staring down at the trembling heap of armor at their feet. Whoa, Echo didn’t know they had those kinds of funky armor designs in the Guard. Very avant-garde.
“That’s blood, Ey’ika”, says Appo.
Oh.
Slowly, Hardcase raises his right foot, inching towards-
“Don’t even think about it”, Commander Cody snaps, and Hardcase’s foot whips back to the ground next to its companion. Fives chortles. “Yeah, genius, those are Commander kamas - they’d put you down in a second flat!”
“Why would two Corrie Commanders go crawling out of holes in front of 79’s, huh, genius?!”, Hardcase retorts, somewhat justly, Echo feels. Next to him, Commander Cody frowns, and kneels carefully. “Good question, trooper. Fox, can you hear me? Fox’i-“
Which is when one of the bodies - Commander Fox, Echo realizes with a shudder, The Marshall Commander Fox - convulses on the ground, and an arm rears up to nail Cody face-first with the back of a hand, sending him sprawling back into the pavement with an undignified squawk.
“Thorn”, the sad figure that is the highest decorated clone in existence groans, still faceplanted into pavement, “Thorn, I’m hallucinating Cody. Thorn, tell him to shut up.”
“Shuddup”, Commander Thorn heaves, loyally. Cody makes an affronted noise, braced back on his shebs. “Sdubid Codeh.”
Commander Fox’s visor scrapes against the ground with his nod, a sound that sends the surrounding vod’e cringing. “Yeah, you go, Thorn. You’re my favorite.” A considering pause. “Oh, kark. I need to call in medevac - Fox to Stabby, Fox to Stabby - the kriffing Narglatches are back on the lower levels.”
The Commander’s comm crackles to life, as he heaves himself over with a punched-out moan - oh, yup, that dark patch’s definitely not paint, and are those teeth marks?! On plastoid??
“I’m going to wring Senator Hliii’s neck, and then I’m going to twist him into a human kriffing meat-lasso to catch every last one of his little pets with”, sounds through Fox’s comm, who just hacks out a laughcough in response. “Pinging your location now. Where’s Thorn?”
“Pr’snt”, slurs Thorn.
“Concussed”, adds Fox, “We crawled out forty levels to behind 79’s, so no one would see us.”
Awkward silence follows.
“Uh, about that”, begins Rex, only to be interrupted by a deep groan from Fox.
“Oh, you’ve got to be kriffing kidding me! As if Cody’s ugly mug wasn’t - WHAT THE KRIFF ARE YOUR KRIFFING ARC KARKHEADS DOING IN MY HALLUCINATION, REX?!”
“Shuddup, Rex”, Thorn moans bravely.
#sw tcw#commander fox#commander thorn#commander cody#captain rex#tcw fives#tcw echo#tcw jesse#tcw hardcase#tcw kix#tcw appo#fox is very annoyed by the news that he miscalculated sewer exits by two alleys#‘out of my way kote’ he says and drags thorn two alleys over#why didn’t he kill the narglatches you wonder? so does cody#cody. cody. sweet cody. am i sentient? asks fox. no? are the narglatches classified as protected animals? yes? then what the kriff#do you think they’ll do to the non sentient military weapon that murdered a pack of protected creatures in the middle of coruscant?#good talk#NO screams cody HORRIBLE TALK ACTUALLY. VERY BAD NO GOOD HORRIBLE TALK#you’re delirious from blood loss fox. your vitals are concerning fox. pah. tell me something i don’t know#i love you and am worried ahout you fox says cody#….motherkriffer whispers fox through tears#and that’s how cody and rex fix coruscant once they get fox to a medbay with bacta and recover from ‘their’ hangover#stabby not only sends them foxs full unredacted medical file but also speederload of handcuffs and industrial rope#to keep him contained he says with a smile#rex and cody slowly inch back#thorn is fine don’t worry <3#he does keep telling various people to shut up on the way to being fine tho#obi wan thinks it’s hilarious#anakin thinks it’s very confusing#no i don’t know what this is either bear with me i’m not sleeping lmao
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Sol and Jecki have the dynamic of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan if Qui-Gon mildly cared about the code and/or the wellbeing of children
#this is not to say caring less about the code is bad thing#bc thats not all that contributed to qui-gon's interesting treatment of younglings#i dont actually know if those two things correlate at all#but all im saying is that Sol would not have let Melida/Daan happen the way it did#star wars#everytime i hear the qui-gon sol comparisons i think this#i go 'yes theyre the same except sol is actually nice'#to quote another post i saw#'sol is fanon qui-gon'#sol the acolyte#sol#master sol#sw the acolyte#the acolyte star wars#the acolyte#qui gon jinn#jecki lon#obi wan kenobi#this my hot take sorry guys#feel free to clown me if im wrong
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it just occurred to me that some of you might have missed seeing american football player joe burrow’s suit this past june during paris fashion week, and it is my personal opinion that everyone see these images at least once in their lifetime, especially those of us with a shared interest in slutty clothes on men (fictional or otherwise). so here they are.
#not to assume!! i’m sure there are some tumblrinas into sports like myself who have seen these#but i’m just covering my bases here playing it safe#the perfect suit for a fictional character of your choice!!!#will this mean anything to anyone who isn’t me? not sure#i gasped when i first saw these images#number one bc i was like joe burrow is at fashion week? as i do like american football and was not expecting this move from him#and number two bc oh my GOD his BACK#sluttiest suit i’ve ever fucking seen#immediately i jotted it down in my head for later#i said i have so many fictional men i can put this on#anyways it was really groundbreaking for me#it might be in my head bc i like joe burrow personally but i hope this is life changing for u all as well#idk what to tag this??#just fictional men i think it would look good on i guess#and why not i’ll tag joe burrow bc i know there ARE joe burrow fans on this app just maybe not running in the circles i’m in#joe burrow#sam winchester#dean winchester#anakin skywalker#will graham#obi wan kenobi#obi-wan kenobi#bruce wayne#sorry bruce wayne was random lmao#idk everyone just tag hot ur own hot men#my post
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#I AM FINE . SO TOTALLY FINE AND OKAY#if you thought i was done with the sw quote posts . think again#the gambit series was karen miller taking up a steel chair and pummelling me with it#it is just a non-stop emotional roller-coaster of 'hey what if we reminded you that at his heart anakin was a passionate and caring person?'#'what if we just constantly bombarded you with the fact anakin empathises with the suffering of others because he knows and lived suffering'#'what if we reminded you that he never moved on from the trauma inflicted by the cruelty of a childhood spent in slavery!!'#and that is on top of him and obi wan being so two halves of a whole the entire time that it's almost overwhelming#anyway . normal again#star wars#sw tcw#star wars the clone wars#clone wars gambit#anakin skywalker
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#codywan#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#clone wars#star wars tcw#Star Wars#desert husbands#why is cody dressed like a minion i dont know#secret buddies#just two steaming bowls of guac LOL#goldleaf's art
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Sabine: I can’t believe how much we have in common!
Satine: Our names, for starters —— just one letter different.
Sabine: Iconic style and fashion sense, of course.
Satine: And let’s not forget about our problems with estranged family members.
Sabine: We’ve both had precarious encounters with Maul, too!
Satine: Precarious indeed. Is there anything else you can think of?
Sabine: Hmmmmm...well...
Obi-Wan and Ezra: *standing together awkwardly in the background*
Sabine: ...nothing I’d admit publicly.
Satine: I suppose you don’t have your own Korkie, then? A ‘nephew’ of inexplicable origin?
Sabine: Sorry...a what??
Satine: Never mind. Give it a few years.
#no idea what AU this would happen in but I love the concept of these two meeting#and bonding over their poorly-concealed affections for the historical bane of Mandalore lol#oh and then there’s…#Tristan: “Sabine???? Where did this baby come from????”#Sabine: “This is my niece.”#Tristan: “Your neice?? But she’s not *my* daughter! And I’m your only sibling!”#Sabine: “Don’t think about it too hard.”#Tristan: “You know…this baby looks kinda like Ez—”#Sabine: “DON’T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD!!!!!”#ok but Sabezra secret marriage AU?? I like the sound of that#sabine wren#satine kryze#ezra bridger#obi wan kenobi#sabezra#obitine#korkie kryze#korkie kenobi#star wars incorrect quotes#sabezra incorrect quotes
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i promised to forget you (i lied)
the first time he calls, it goes to the machine. obi-wan's voice crisp and clean over the line.
"i gave your name as my emergency call," anakin says, voice breaking, "please pick up."
the officer give him a look that he assumes is pity, "try someone else. they can come get you tonight."
anakin tries the number again, listens to the tone ring and ring. it goes to the machine again.
"obi-wan, please. i know you're probably awake. please."
he could call asohka (but he's probably burned that bridge too) she might come get him, lecture him on the way home and deposit him in bed one last time.
if she knew he was in lock up, she'd have his head. he promised to do better.
“i swear he’ll pick up,” anakin whispers, voice lost in the cacophany of the county jail.
he does not say, he always picks up. he does not say, he has always picked me up. he does not say, i think i burned that bridge, what if he doesn't pick up?
the alchol is still making his head fuzzy, the world blurs aroud the edges of his vision, though that might be the concussion. he thinks his nose is broken. his hand too, maybe. all the pain drowned under the heartbreak.
anakin knew they left things in tatters, their relationship in pieces as they (he) hurled the most hurtful things he could think of back at obi-wan while he tried to be understanding, patient, until even that was impossible.
"son," the officer says. she's defintely looking at him with pity now, it burns. "try someone else."
anakin dials obi-wan's number again. fingers too tight around the black plastic as he punched the number in again.
it rang twice.
"hullo," obi-wan says. his voice is too thin, frayed, like he's hanging on as well as anakin is.
"obi-wan," anakin breathes out and the line cuts off.
anakin slams the reciever down and lets out a frustrated yell. the officer lays a hand on his shoulder. he doesn't have the energy to shake it off.
"he was wrong to hang up," she says, like she's trying to comfort him.
belatedly, he realizes he's shaking. he thinks he's crying. he can't tell.
"let me try again. i'll stay the night, i swear he'll call back."
"why are you doing this to yourself?" the officer asks. she's kinder than most of the officers at the county jail. patient with him when she doesn't need to be. she could send him out into the rain alone to find his way back home.
"he always picks up," is all he can say in response.
#obikin#obi-wan is putting shoes on. he's getting ready to pick anakin up. he has a feeling he knows where he is.#and it's raining. and late. and he's so tired but he will always go get anakin even if it hurts him too#he listens to the two messages on his machine two minutes after hanging up but for the briefest moment it felt good to just hang up#he'll beat himself up about it later. when anakin is safe and at home and they've had a screaming match about it#obikin fic#i'm listening to dial drunk on repeat because i am firmly in my noah kahan phase#i just spelled phase faze four times before i figured out it was wrong
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wait hi hello what the frick is this star wars au you talked about i must know immediately
Ok so it’s not very well fleshed out, but the premise is SOMEHOW Obi-Wan was the one who went dark side instead of Anakin (don’t ask me how, idk. Maybe it was to protect Anakin from going down that path) and the Republic falls and the Purge happens.
Anyhoo, Anakin thinks Padmé died and Padmé thinks Anakin and everyone else died and is now in hiding. Meanwhile Anakin and Ahsoka have fucked off into hiding together and are just two siblings struggling for survival.
One day Anakin breaks down and spills everything to Ahsoka - the secret marriage, the pregnancy, everything - and they grieve together. Eventually somehow they end up on Bracca and find a little Cal and are like “well, new brother I guess” and adopt him. Maybe they even run into the Bad Batch.
#would obi-wan ever go sith? no. would he do almost anything to protect Anakin? yes#I just need disaster big brother anakin looking after two kids#you just know those three would cause SO MUCH trouble together#Star Wars#ask#anakin Skywalker#ahsoka tano#cal kestis
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Beloved gingers
young little shit- no wait, Obi Wan Kenobi during civil war....posin'
Cal (Jesus- wtf) Cestis having a heartwarming moment with BD:
#art#star wars#cal kestis#bd#we lovin the droid#sw#obi wan kenobi#autocorrect just turned Kestis into Jesus....and i don't know how it happened...#while Kenobi should be the one#comfort#sketch#star wars fanart#jedi#a bit of angst#just two lost padawans trying to survive war#mwuahahaha
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Hehe just rewatched Obi-Wan Kenobi. And he gives Leia the holster and she is disappointed there’s not a blaster in it and he says “you’re ten, Leia” and I just know he’s having a flashback to nine year old Anakin “accidentally” flying a Naboo fighter up to destroy the droid control ship.
#I can’t decide if it’s more Anakin or padme coded#her dad would definitely have done this#but we all know padme#Star Wars#leia organa#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#this poor man#two generations of Skywalkers#it’s a miracle he didn’t go gray sooner
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Being an artist with a consistent artstyle is hard :////
At least all my different art styles will have him in common ig
#obi wan kenobi#star wars prequels#I don’t know why he has two lightsabers I was just playing around with posing and shit#we can say he’s teaching ahsoka or something
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Fandom: Star Wars, Jedi Apprentice Series, Jedi: The Dark Side Comics, The Wrath of Darth Maul, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008), Star Wars: Rebels
Chapter: 2/?
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Relationships: Feemor & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Feemor & Qui-Gon Jinn, Feemor & Darth Maul, Feemor/Mace Windu, Feemor & Clone Troopers, Dooku & Feemor
Characters: Feemor, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Darth Maul, Dooku, Mace Windu, Asajj Ventress, Shmi Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Kilindi Matako, Clone Trooper 99, Yoda, Rael Averross, Komari Vosa, Ahsoka Tano, Grand Inquisitor, Bendu, Original Clone Troopers
Additional Tags: Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Angst, Fluff, PTSD, Yoda’s Disaster Lineage, Found Family, Enemies to Friends to Family, Darth Maul Redemption, Darth Maul Needs a Hug, Darth Maul Being a Little Shit, Feemor Needs a Hug, BAMF Feemor, Protective Feemor, Protective Obi-Wan Kenobi, Protective Qui-Gon, Protective Dooku, Teenage Terror Obi-Wan Kenobi, Clone Troopers and Jedi as Found Family, Grand Inquisitor Backstory, Force Shenanigans, Mortis Arc, Mace is having a Crisis, Grief/Mourning, Discussions of Canonical Suicide, Temporary Character Death
Summary:
Feemor Aylward dies by his Clone Commander’s hand, then wakes up 24 years in the past.
Feemor has no idea what’s going on, but he’s going to do his damned best to fix whatever the kark just happened. Too bad he was never really involved in that whole Skywalker mess. Guess it’s time to actually get acquainted with his crazy disaster lineage.
(Sidious is just confused about how all his pawns keep slipping out from beneath his thumb.)
#feemor#disaster lineage#star wars fanfiction#fanfiction#star wars#obi-wan kenobi#qui-gon jinn#darth maul#count dooku#time travel au#time travel fix it#star wars time travel#my fic#chapter two!!! got away from me!!!! but i really enjoyed it :)#star wars fix it#swtcw#the clone wars#i never really know how to tag my own fic haha
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