#I just wanna turn into a cat and forfeit my braincell and cuddle with Pippin

[szethsmom]

Update: I have sent ONE email, made ONE phone call, paid ONE bill, and deleted some junk mail. I should not feel physically exhausted from that, and yet…

I hate you constant email spam I hate you guilt-trippy little “we’ll miss you if you unsubscribe” messages I hate you newsletters I never signed up for in the first place I hate you constant slurry of one-day-only “deals” designed to create a sense of urgency I hate you unfiltered capitalism making it impossible for me to use email like an actual form of communication