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Jack Zimmerman does not keep up with adult pop culture at all, but he loves being able to talk to kids about what they like. This is what leads him to knowing more about Roblox than any other adult in his circle.
#I just think it would be funny if he didn't know who Vin Diesel was but could hold a 45 minute conversation with kids foreve#On stuff like Ryan and lol dolls and roblox#Do I know anything about that stuff? No but I don't talk to kids much#Omgcp#Jack Zimmerman
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Summary of the Fornite Spanish Stream [02/14/22]
It was a pretty funny stream with lots of anecdotes. sadly I couldn't find a twitter thread that did the full translation, so I'll try to give more details. They decided to make a dynamic about asking questions to learn more about each other, so there were interesting details
Elementary School Stories
He told Pauline's story[Link] again as a failed date when it wasn't even a date at all. LMAO
He talked about how his craziest party was a kermesse he had in middle school because there was a DJ playing David Guetta songs.
But later he mentioned about how in Mexico he went out to clubs with his friends but didn't know the songs, so one of his friends made him a playlist with the songs that are normally played, there he found out about Bad Bunny.
When he was asked about his biggest fight he mentioned that in elementary school he had a friend who pushed him during recess, he fell on the lunch of a group of girls, so he got up upset, they both held each other's shoulders while staring at each other, then quackity opted to headbutt him which made his friend cry. He was proud that it didn't hurt to do his headbutt however during class his friend kept threatening him with signs and a pen.
His friend wanted to fight with him outside the school next to the moms and other children who were outside, quackity mentioned that he had friends in common who kept saying not to fight. Then quackity as he was ashamed to fight outside (with the moms) explained to him that it would be better to fight in a nearby square but before that, he pulled a trick in which he told him that he didn't want to fight with one of his best friends, but if he wanted to come in and fight he would gladly do it, his friend began to cry for his touching words to end it with a hug. [I laughed so hard, what a touching story! xD]
Fun facts about Quackity
Some of the curious answers that he mentioned:
Quackity told about how he finds songs, first he listens to one song then starts listening to another, until he gets to what he calls '4 songs' , so he doesn't pay much attention to album titles.
In one of the questions Juan asked him about what differentiated him from other creators, he mentioned his creativity.
He talked about how he has a personal project of 'collecting' bald people, on his list is:
Pitbull
Bryan Cranston
The Rock
Komander
Vin Diesel
Hank
El Babo
JuanGuarnizo
Quackity could finally feel happy to find someone shorter than him, he is 172 cm (5'8) while Juan is 169 cm (5'7) approx.
When he feels stressed he sings corridos.
His favorite beers are 'Corona' and 'Millers' and in the case of tequila he likes '1800'.
He hasn't even had his first kiss yet.
He wakes up at 9 or 10, depending on how he feels, sometimes it's AM or PM, but now it's AM.
Quackity responded that he would like to go on a date with ''the bald guy from breaking bad''.
His favorite movies are 'Goodfellas' and Fast and Furious Brazil although he has not seen the latter one. [Yes, he likes a movie he hasn't seen yet, only he is capable of such a feat.]
About his new partnership with Juan
During the previous stream of the [MC] building competition and this stream, their interaction improved and brought a lot of fun things.
At the beginning after Juan died they began to pray and dedicate prayers to each other.
Juan's nicknames for quackity were quackitys, quackyris, quacketas, my love, mamacita and at some point he was 'nalgón'(big bum?).
Quackity imitated Tom Holland's voice[Timestamp(1:23:16)] for Juan, as that was his answer to the question about who they would like to date.
At a very crazy point they decided that they would be partners to buy a hamburger restaurant to sell their own hamburgers, Juan proposed the idea that the Quackity hamburger should have snot* on it.
*I think he implied the idea that he is 'meco' whose closest translation would be: brat? goofy? annoying ipadkid? idk but they were just kidding. [Side note: The restaurant they're talking about is called Butcher's.]
As you can see it was a varied stream full of a lot of fun, it has become one of my favorite streams. At one point I don't remember very well... George sent him a message in which I think he mentioned that he knew Spanish, which Quackity denied, because according to him, he is the one teaching him Spanish [qnf crumbs] EDIT: He also mentioned the possibility of doing a roblox stream with Juan.
Other summaries made by me: Mario Kart + DSMP[01/31/22] [MC]SquidGames[01/30/22]
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Bloodshot(2020)
Genre: Action
Who's In It: Vin Diesel, Eiza Gonzalez, Lamorne Morris, Guy Pearce, Sam Heughan, Alex Henandez, Toby Kebbell
Who Directed It: David S.F. Wilson
Plot: Ray Garrison, a slain soldier, is re-animated with superpowers.
Run Time: 111 Minutes
IMDB Score: 5.7
Metascore: 44
Rotten Tomatoes Score: Critics 30% Audience 78%
Why I Watched It: It's an action movie, I need more in this section. I might have to start lying.
How I Watched It: Amazon Prime Canada
Random Thoughts: Why are movie posters so boring nowadays? That poster tells you nothing and is bland as hell.
Look at those numbers, I love a movie that's all over the place, when you can't get a real consensus. It's easy to say Critics didn't like it but audiences did. I think it's because it's a kind of dumb loud action movie and I think audiences knew that going in and for me it's also because this is a perfect good-bad movie or the perfect bad-good movie.
If you thought the poster was boring check out that plot summary, I usually get the plot summary from IMDB but come on even for an action movie that's slim.
Here's a kind of funny story, I was watching this on Prime through my PS4 and about the 3/4 mark the movie stopped and I couldn't get it back and I had to reboot and turn the app and PS4 off, so it took like ten minutes and as I was doing it I thought to myself this is a lot of work just to finish this dumb old movie. I did, cause I care.
What I liked: This is one of those "it does what it says on the box" I got what I thought I'd get no surprises so in that regard the movie was fine and I will say it's one of those movies that I just wasn't pissed at, it wasn't great but it kind of hooked me in.
I liked the premise, now they give way too much away in the trailer but the plot is pretty decent and the set up is good, the first twist is good(as long as you didn't see the trailer) and I will say they did more with it than I thought.
At this point we know what we're getting from Vin Diesel, he doesn't sleep walk as much as he coasts through films. He's a presence and he's fine here, I also liked Eiza Gonzalez, yes it does help that she's very attractive but she did a good job of trying to flesh out and even shade her character a bit. The action was functional, there's a couple of decent set pieces and even though the film is long they do keep the pace going pretty well.
What I Didn't Like: This was a dumb action movie that should have been smarter and they could have put more effort into the script and try not to rely on cliches as much as they do, the basic idea was solid enough but the execution was barely workmanlike.
The acting was a mixed bag, I love Guy Pearce but he's beyond typecast at this point, he's playing the same guy/type in all these action movies. I don't know who to blame the actor Sam Heughan or the script but he's character sucked, he ended up being almost the main bad guy and he was boring and honestly so bland I couldn't care a less about him. It also didn't help that some of the big fights with him and Diesel had terrible CGI and really took me out of the movie. The big final fight was not great and look I get CGI is super expensive but come on if you have a huge fight either spend the money or tone it down and do it practical.
The movie is too long at almost two hours, it didn't need to be, the big twist is nice but it then turns into every action/Super Hero story we've ever seen. This need to be trimmed down and it needed more heart. Vin Diesel honestly just played a very cliched action hero with hardly any layers or depth and yes I didn't expect much more but it would have been nice to have gotten it.
Final Thoughts: Not as bad as I thought but also not real good either.
Rating: 5.5/10
I don't like giving the .5 but here it deserves it, it's a bit better than a standard 5 but not good enough for a 6.
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