#I have so many of these headcannon thingies you have no idea lmao

[soupmanspeaks]

do you ever think when Glamrock Freddy sees a an older brother pester his younger brother in the pizzaplex, he immediately goes over there to make sure nothing bad happens, do you think while he does this, he makes sure--triple checks, in fact--that his jaw doesn't even open even an inch, do you think when he looks at them, he falters for a second, because the scene reminds him of something from the back of his mind, that he doesn't even know what it is, do you think the spirit of his brother watches this and knows Michael changed for the better

[starglitterz]

i need to stop playing valorant but uh here i am with main headcannons

Venti: I see him as a Jett main, because wind cool and also he would play based on agility, movement and speed that type of stuff AND HE RELIES ON HER PASSIVE TALENT (gliding basically)

Zhongli: i see him as a sage or pheonix main because his reaction time isnt very fast and these characters can heal themselves. (also random thing i see zhongli as xiao’s older brother who’s like 8 years older than xiao who got into valorant obviously with a lot of convincing from xiao)

Xiao: I see him as a Viper, omen or yoru main. He’s the master of deception. I swear to god. He would probably use teleports or viper’s smoke toxin thingy a lot.

Childe: Pheonix. I feel like he would be really reckless and aggressive with his plays and because he’s so reckless, he uses pheonix’s ult, second life(hehe dongsheng), a lot. he only wins by eliminating the other team, spikes not involved here.

Ganyu: I feel like she would be more in the backlines, supporting her team however she can, so sage would be her main. not much to say here but she’s probably a more defensive player.(she has to heal childe so many times like oh my god. also got into valorant from xiao)

Rosaria: She’s a reyna main. no doubt here. Reyna can inflict Nearsight on her enemies, heal herself, turn intangible, and even turn invisible. Like holy crap that’s overpoweredskkksks

Xinyan: A RAZE MAIN OH MY GOD I JUST SEE HER AS ONE YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND

(trying to keep it short here working on longer version to post on blog lmfao)

-Luca

WAHHH OMG THIS IS SO DETAILED WAIT LEMME REPLY TO ALL OF THIS

also sorry my val knowledge isn't that deep i haven't played in a while T_T

under the cut bc it got kinda long LOL

venti: yes omg i totally agree !! i can just imagine him having so much fun messing around with her knives, and since it's like a long distance type of ult it kinda matches with how he uses a bow in genshin yk?

zhongli: LASDKJSD ZHONGLI AS A SAGE MAIN,,, SO TRUE - he has no idea what's going on but if he puts a wall here, that helps his team right? right ??? wait, why's xiao screaming at him to heal?! is he injured?! *runs to check on xiao irl and ends up losing the round* zhongli basically is very confused, boomer peepaw is trying his best tho LMAO

xiao: THE WAY XIAO AND VIPER'S COLOUR PALETTE LOWK MATCHES... also both xiao and viper r hot asf <333 but yes omg he does use the smoke toxin thing a lot, but also based on my hc for the streamer xiao drabble, he has amazing aim oml he just easily headshots everyone

childe: CHILDE AS A RECKLESS PLAYER YES I AGREEE ASKDASKD he never goes along with what his team decides, he always just pushes to wherever he likes and they would hate him for it if it wasn't for his win rate - also i feel like he prefers knifing people instead of using guns bc hes just that sadistic

ganyu; help my baby shes so adorable T_T yes omg shes a healer main ! she finds sage so pretty too,,, and she doesn't rlly mind healing childe all the time although she wishes that he would be more careful, and she's super happy xiao introduced her to valorant, even if her busy schedule doesn't let her play that often

rosaria; reyna main for sure i completely agree but also like,,, thats sexc 👀 YESS SHES WAY TOO OP !! she rarely plays bc she complains that she has too much work from her job that she hates, but when she does play, let's just say the enemy team has no chance, like it's a 13-0 match LMFAOOO

xinyan; THERE ARE NO WORDS THIS SUITS HER SM SKJDSKJD pls the bright colour palette, the explosive kit, xinyan literally loves playing as raze and never plays as anyone else

luca this was so cool !!╰(*°▽°*)╯also im going to cry xiao as a viper main its too perfect 😭

u should totally brainrot in my inbox more, hint hint AHAHA

[hufflautia]

In what order do you think are the hogwarts houses? Like in popularity

hmmmmmmm ok i know in the books it is mainly centered around gryffindors which is a little unfair bc we hardly see representation of the other houses. i dont wanna offend anyone if i say the order that i believe in; also everyone is different i dont think their personalities solely rely on their houses, because people can be introverts or extroverts, etc. oh lordy lord i started typing out a list (here it is: “from most popular to least, perhaps it would be hufflepuffs”) but then i stopped bc bruh i have no idea and i feel like some people would be offended. hufflepuffs are so lovely and might be chatty or prone to being very loving and forward with friendships BUT ALSO some hufflepuffs are very introverted. a friend said that they see so many hufflepuff headcannon thingies in stories in which they’re very extroverted and the friend wished they could read shy and introverted hufflepuff stories bc its accurate and i couldnt agree more. slytherins are amazeballs and cool people so they might attract attention and be surrounded by a crowd of great friends, but some slytherins are reserved and keep to themselves. also i lowkey regret saying the “slytherin doesnt like expressing emotions” in part 1, wtf was i thinking. its kinda funny how now in part 2 and 3 hes so loving towards hufflepuff and the thing i wrote in part 1 about how he doesnt express emotions often is staring at me like 

LMAODMAOFINAS AHHAHDAHD ok i spent a minute laughing at that 

part 1 slytherin: i like to keep to myself and i dont like expressing emotions

part 2 slytherin: *sees hufflepuff smile* ok nvm imma simp for this girl 

HAHA ok anyways gryffindors might be a little bold they like making friends i dont know if there are any introverted gryffindors, there probably are but i dont know enough about them to arrange them in a popularity order. also i might say something controversial rn i dont like writing slytherin x gryffindor incorrect quotes (well sometimes i do) or stories bc gryffindor had so much representation in the books so im like ok ill just primarily write about the other houses 

but also fuck jkr i dont care about her so i shouldnt judge any houses or base my ideology on gryffindors from the books that revolved around them i just mainly like writing for the other houses and its kinda weird i feel like i know more about slytherin x hufflepuff than the other interhouse thingies 

im really sorry if i offended anyone, pls let me know anything u feel that i should know about gryffindors in my asks if u want so that i can educate myself and potentially write stories about them if u want! moving onto ravenclaws, theyre smart theyre creative theyre amazeballs too so they probably have lots of friends but perhaps they like being alone with their brain or something so some of them are introverted SEE THIS IS THE THING ALL THE HOUSES HAVE PPL WHO ARE INTROVERTED OR EXTROVERTED SO I RLLY DONT KNOW HOW TO RANK THEM lmao i dont know why i put caps i did it so that it stood out among the other texts im not yelling or anything although it might seem that way. 

if i absolutely had to, i would rank them from highest to lowest: hufflepuffs, slytherins, ravenclaws, and gryffindors, bc after thinking about it, im pretty sure hufflepuff house has the highest number of students bc helga hufflepuff is very accepting. thus, more hufflepuffs are prone to being extroverted or introverted and friendly usually so perhaps they would be more popular bc theres more people. next is slytherin, idk why but i love slytherins and theyre so amazing so yup 2nd. next to ravenclaws bc theyre so fantastic and my best friends are ravenclaws and theyre just so fun. last is gryffindor, bc i dont know much about them feel free to educate me ok that is all goodbye love u 

[pindaleng]

All of the 70 asks thanks :-)

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

It’s dece! 

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

With all three words? And not “lurv” or “luv”? And in person and not text? Yikes idk maybe my mum

03: Do you regret anything?

Regret is a strong word for all the little things that haunt my mind example responding to someone’s “nice to meet you” with “oh haha… um you too” with a slowly fading voice

04: Are you insecure?

aRe YOu INsEcurE¿ No what gave you that idea

05: What is your relationship status?

Single and ready to be alone forever

06: How do you want to die?

Preferably shot while shielding someone with my body and then bleeding out in their arms while they tearfully say wow ur heavier than u look.

07: What did you last eat?

Yummy Lindt truffle cappuccino flavored *heart eyes*

08: Played any sports?

Ooo dabbled in lots! Basketball, swimming, tennis, karate (is that a sport?), volleyball, and football

09: Do you bite your nails?

Nah but once I tried to before my piano lesson to trim them by biting right before my piano lesson so my teacher wouldn’t admonish me for my long nails

10: When was your last physical fight?

I punched a kid in the arm for beating me in Mario Kart once but she didn’t punch back so don’t think it counts as a fight but like literally my closest thing

11: Do you like someone?

Like a million celebrities

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

Lmao no I can barely stay up like five before needing a nap

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Stable genius

14: Do you miss someone?

My frandssssss

15: Have any pets?

No :

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

Shleepy and stressed

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

Shucks no but all the fics make it sound amazing

18: Are you scared of spiders?

Irrationally yes but like calmly I can respect their space if they don’t crawl on me or touch my food

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

I’d go back and tell past self to watch vine while it’s happening so you’re not left out of all the references in the future

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

Their house haha lmao lol

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Move back to school and mebbe go to a sports game

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

Idk cuz like it’d be cool to raise a tiny human but also RAISING A TINY HUMAN ASDJFKL; But if I do, at least two cuz sibs I think sibs r gr8

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

7 ;) jk only two, one on each ear

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

Math on my good days! Physics in high school but then college happened and that flew away like a sparrowhawk

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

Many! Talking to the master of holding on to things here

26: What are you craving right now?

Affection. But will take pizza as consolation prize

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Definitely

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

Don’t think so!

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Um probably not but who rly knows

30: What’s irritating you right now?

@Michael what do you want from me

31: Does somebody love you?

What really is love

32: What is your favourite color?

Red. Like blood

33: Do you have trust issues?

Answered in previous ask but if you need a reminder the answer is woohoo yes! :)

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

Sophie Cookson don’t wanna talk bout it

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

@blackdowning Yikes that was embarrassing sorry

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

Nope most of the time people deserve second chances and third and fourth and fifth and

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

Definitely forgive I can remember stuff for five centuries for every single transgression made towards me don’t wrong me I’ll bring it up on your deathbed 

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

It���s only been like eight days calm down don’t pressure me

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Big ol two - oh

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

Yikes nope

51: Favourite food?

Sushi! Could eat that ish foreverrrr

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Maybe some things but not everything? Like was there a reason I dropped my phone trying to take something off the shelf? Yes and that reason was clumsiness.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Go on tumblr

54: Is cheating ever okay?

Idk I have a daydream/headcannon that there’s this one spy that has to for the sake of national security so good for the country but kinda messes up the family yikes

55: Are you mean?

I think I’m pretty average yeah

56: How many people have you fist fought?

None :(

57: Do you believe in true love?

Yessssss

58: Favourite weather?

Sweater weather! Or non-sweaty tshirt/shorts weather

59: Do you like the snow?

Fresh snow omg yes sign me up

60: Do you wanna get married?

I think so? Tax benefits pls

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

Um dunno since it hasn’t happened. I do like pet names tho so idk.

62: What makes you happy?

Other people being happy!

63: Would you change your name?

Umm maybe if it’s super cool but I’m also v attached to my name

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Yikes yes

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Stab them and yell what’s wrong with you. But actually probably just pretend I don’t know until I can’t and then get real stressed and maybe cry. Wait, do I like them back? Cuz that would change things. Also wait is this current bff of op sex cuz hahahahahhahahahahahahah refer to first statement.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Pretty close I’d say! But like what really is my complete self yk

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

In person? My dad

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Um my friend Alex!

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

Yep

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Lotz of people! Not a huge selection barrier

Asky me thingys