#I hate this post

[mactavishenjoyer]

Soap, seeing ghosts happy trail when he stretches:"slut."

Ghost:"what I do?"

Soap:"you know what you did whore."

Ghost:???

[argeiarenga]

Yippeegoni

[cannibal-stag]

straight hannibal be like. tell me bro

[ihatethejerseyshore]

Some more wttt doodles

My art style has been pissing me off lately 🤷

[anjeez929]

Inspired by this post

*lisa voice* this is my girlfriend yukina, and her girlfriend ran, and her girlfriend moca, and her boyfriend ryo, and his boyfriend nayuta, and his boyfriend ren, and his boyfriend yuto, and his girlfriend chisato, and her girlfriend kaoru, and her girlfriend misaki, and her girlfriend kanon, and her girlfriend kokoro, and her girlfriend hagumi, and her girlfriend eve, and her girlfriend maya, and her girlfriend aya, and her girlfriend hina, and her boyfriend kanata, and his boyfriend reiji, and his boyfriend tadaomi, and his girlfriend hagumi (again), and her girlfriend kasumi, and her girlfriend arisa, and her girlfriend tae, and her girfriend saya, and her boyfriend banri, and his boyfriend rio, and his boyfriend wataru, and his girlfriend rimi, and her girlfriend nanami, and her girlfriend toko, and her girlfriend rui, and her girlfriend tsukushi, and her girlfriend mashiro, and her girlfriend rokka, and her girlfriend masuki, and her girlfriend rei, and her girlfriend tae (again), and her girlfriend rimi (again), and her girlfriend himari, and her girlfriend tomoe, and her boyfriend miyuki, and his boyfriend reon, and his boyfriend kenta, and his boyfriend nayuta (again), and his girlfriend yukina (again), and her boyfriend felix, and his boyfriend tomoru, and his boyfriend jun, and his girlfriend ako, and her girlfriend rinko, and her girlfriend sayo, who is also my girlfriend. i’m lisa, by the way, and this is my girlfriend yukina—

[motherly-birdy]

So my mom just told me that when she first saw JoJo Siwa’s seizure dance in a video she thought she was homeless, and I’m currently losing it

[philsmeatylegss]

So is Dil a nepotism baby?

[kitzenvoncatzen]

only weak cowards allow "your mom" jokes to offend them you fucked her? ok, good for you, i guess - good for her too i really do not give a fuck, other than to your mom, of whom receives many a fucks

[antimony-ore]

miserable people shut up forever challenge, the talking sponge has spoken

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[anjeez929]

WOKE RHYTHM GAMES

BanG Dream Love Live D4DJ Project Sekai Ensemble Stars NOISZ STΔRLIVHT

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[solardrake]

the national weather service tries so very hard to keep us safe and you slander their very state of being

weather apps are like SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING!! REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL actually it’s gonna drizzle lol sike. SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING. it may not rain actually. 9 INCHES OF RAIN INCOMING. 10% chance of rain. THIS STORM WILL BLOW YOUR COCK STRAIGHT OFF

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[birdthatisbored]

Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

[karda]