#I could go make a quick something now but then I probably wont get sleep for a few hours

[paladincecil]

I've been super ill all day so I didn't feel up to playing any infinite wealth but now that I've settled down in my bed I feel fine -_-

I better not wake up feeling ill again in the morning xD

[esoteriamaya]

astro thoughts - short n sweet: all about mars

Mars in 1st house - These individuals have a strong presence to their aura. These people could be workaholics as far as being in the gym goes. They could have a lot of energy to get things done so they can seem pretty intimating around people who don't have strong martian energy. They can be scapegoated because their boldness tends to rub people off the wrong way.

Mars in the 2nd house - A passion for getting the things they want with little to no effort. Hard work pays off. They dont have time to waste on mundane things, they simply want to relax but it seems too much for them sometimes. I say for this group, give yourself that time to chillax for a bit... the world aint what it seems sometimes.

Mars in the 3rd house - Could have a lot of outbursts from time to time, they feel things just a little differently than others and could be pretty opinionated. They have a lot of use for people who can debates with them on topics. They need someone who can go toe to toe with them at times, or else they'll get bored. They are very fast learners. Could also have a thousand hobbies because none of them could keep them occupied enough, and thats okay.

Mars in the 4th house - Could be overstimulated with family issues as this placement can make them the scape goat/black sheep. They are not afraid to say whats on their mind. There could also have been volatile experiences growing up in the house, so their a little open to having gentle partners/friendships because the toxic environment could have left them strifled.

Mars in the 5th house - These people like to live life on the edge, they need something to get them out of their racing mind. There quick learners just like the 3rd house babes, and they need someone who can match their fly. Could be a sex maniac with this placement. Needs someone who they can be passionate with.

Mars in the 6th house - WORKAHOLICS... please. just get some rest. What I love about this placement is that they NEVER STOP UNTIL THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT. They are powerhouses for sure. Because they wont eat, sleep,relax until they get the results. Literally blood sweet and tears is their motto.. They gotta get it done one way or another.

Mars in the 7th house - Incredible sex drive. Just like their friends in the 5th house, they need someone who can bring them passionate energy. They can bring the house down with their fiery energy alone, but they need someone to match their flow or else they will run that individual to the ground. It be like that sometimes.The more mars energy the more this can be a problem.

Mars in the 8th house - Damn. Damn. Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is probably one of the best placements to have with mars because 1. its in its rightful house (it is a ruler of scorpio). They're sex appeal is powerful. It will have anyone dropping to their knees. They are psychologically aware of people and their intentions and they can use this to their advantage. Dark feminine energy is a strong aspect for this placement. I could go on, but decided to keep it cute for now lol.

Mars in the 9th house - May have a tendency to travel outside of their homeland at some point in their life. This is necessary for their growth as an individual. They need to be alone more than usually so they can see the world from a different point of view. They are very intelligent creatures and give their all to know more than what they've been given in their short time span on this earth. They have a gift at teaching people how to navigate life through their own lense. Its a difficult path to say the least, because they always have to be confident in the face of trouble. But they always come abck out with ease.

Mars in the 10th house - Strong presence. Very practical nature. Has issues with the public eye from time to time. Could master the art of thought and can handle any situation most would crumble in. The life they lead isn't for the weak. It seems like they have an arrow on their back from time to time, but to no avail they use the energy to their advantage at some point. Great leaders, could have jealous friends/associates around them so they must be cautious.

Mars in the 11th house - LIke their friends in the tenth house, they are also really good at leadership. In their friend groups they can be considered the 'alpha' or the person who tends to plan out things or just knows what to do in general. It reminds me of blossom in the power puff girls to say the least. Their capable of taking on goals and commitments most people probably couldn't take. Just be careful you don't wanna make them mad. They can have a lot of disputes with friends and associates for the wrong reasons.

Mars in the 12th house - Mind over matter. Thats their theme. They could have a lot of issues with people and this could seem out of no where. A lot of hidden enemies with this placement :( It seems like no one likes them but they have a raw special energy to them thats hard to ignore. A lot of people do want to be around them but for some reason they can sort of despise them and it could be something subconscious and this is where a lot of the hidden hate comes from. This group has to be more open to the heart than most because its easier to shut back down after always being around people who use them for their personal gain.

let me know what you think :)

[the-s1lly-corner]

Creepypastas comforting the reader

except some of them arent particularly good at it + as per usual jeff ben and toby are written as platonic everyone else can be seen as either or writing a silly little thing before i tackle in on requests, falling into the same vibe as the "hugging/kissing creepypasta characters" post from last week since i do enjoy rating these lads on thing ehehehe obligatory "these style of posts go over my personal character limit but since this is writing for the admin he bends the rules a bit" anyways uhuh totally dont give me ideas for these eheheh winks

SLENDERMAN:

not much of a talker in general, and i think that remains true in scenario where you're upset/crying. but he does make it clear that hes here for you... just... in a general sense. you know? refuses to leave you alone unless you directly ask him that you need space; more so watches out of concern rather than his usual curiosity. i think he would make you a warm drink and let you vent to him. more of a logical approach than an emotional one; better at giving solutions rather than giving comfort.. though i like to think that his tentacles will pull you close if you want to lean into him, will let you cry into his shoulder with no judgement. 6/10 low score simply because sometimes one needs comfort in the moment instead of solutions, you know?

SPLENDORMAN:

i think hes the opposite of slenderman. hes all emotions first, logic later. if he already knows you comfortable with it, i think he would come in and scoop you up in a hug.. hell he might even cry with you, or do the equivalent of it (admin is still on the fence of whether or not he has eyes or not! torn between them being actual eyes or markings) will make you your favorite snacks and drinks, all the while letting you cry and vent to him. gets mad on your behalf if someone had done you wrong, does not make your feelings feel small or invalidated. if he could he would confront the person who treated you unfairly.... and in fact he might, who would ever believe the person that they came face to face with a ten foot tall monster? though... this can lead to him being a little quick to make choices that might have big impacts... 7/10 love this man need to write more for him and develop my hcs

EYELESS JACK:

you know now that i think about it, given how much i write for EJ, i swear ive done a similar prompt at some point. regardless of it i did and if my hcs are the same, im going to go ahead and drop my hcs. i think hes very similar to slenderman in terms that hes more of a solutions > emotion person.. though i do think hes more likely to join you in any shit talking if someone did you dirty... do i think he would target that person next when hes going to go 'hunting'? no... unless the person did something truly awful and unforgivable, then he would definitely consider it.. probably wont go through with a harvest, though.. but thats it whole other thing. more of a talker than slenderman, so at least he has that going for him. lets you sleep in his bed if youre venting to him in his cabin 7/10 one point higher than slenderman simply because he talks more n stuff

LAUGHING JACK:

im gonna be so real i think he can go either way if hes going to be good at comforting you. on one hand hes too silly and might not take it too seriously; or he might try to make you laugh.. which COULD work but other times makes it look like he doesnt care about your feelings. on the other hand i think he can give some solid adivce, but thats only based on the fact that i love it when unhinged hyper characters suddenly drop the most valuable info. shrugs. i mean if you need a distraction, i think lj is your man to go to ! he was literally made to entertain so i dont think its going to be too hard for him to take your mind elsewhere. i think he would offer to cook you something but i also think hed probably be banned from the kitchen because he cant cook for shit. has probably set water on fire somehow level shit. so instead you guys just sit together talking... mostly its him leading the conversation, though. doesnt leave you be until you at least give him a smile... 6.5/10 only because i dont know how to rate him here

MASKY/TIM:

oh not at all emotional. well no thats a lie but hes not very emotive. thats the more correct word. look if we're talking about masky, hes probably going to be really bad at comforting you unless your means to be comforted involves being watched... though i do think he would fall into the act of service hole.. does all the chores and such for you so you dont have to worry yourself about cleaning a pan thats been in the sink for two days now. tries his hand at cooking, but i dont think masky is the best cook.. TIM on the other hand.. but we'll get into that in a minute. probably ends in you guys ordering something but hey its the thought that counts. if someone made you upset you notice over the course of the next few weeks that person starts outright avoiding you and overall seems anxious. weird. probably unrelated! 7/10 only because im badly overworked irl and the idea of someone taking charge sounds like a dream

tim i think would be similar, but hes more expressive for you... will cook for you but if your favorite food happens to be really specific or something else, hes probably going to run out and get it. torn on whether or not he would tell you before he goes, or if he sticks to keeping it a surprise.. i think he would tell you just so it doesnt feel like hes abandoning you when youre down..! not much to be said here other than him being supportive 8/10 i would KILL for some white cheddar popcorn rn

HOODIE/BRIAN:

i think he would put you to bed. actually i think both of them would but to keep things clear im still going to divide this like masky/tims. i think hoodie is going to keep you in bed, even if youre not particularly tired. dont bother trying to fight him on it, hes only allowing you to get up for the bathroom. let him take care of things! very similar to masky, picks up on a lot of the chores. i think he can cook, though, definitely better than masky but i dont think hes like. top tier. likes making you little snacks, or food thats generally deemed as comforting (mac and cheese, cornbread, ect). doesnt talk (sign) much but will occasionally sign to you asking how you're feeling 7.5/10 love this man, so mad kid me used to sleep on hoodie

very similar, but an even better cook than hoodie so be prepared to eat good. communicates with you more than hoodie and makes small talk while cooking. i think he would keep the chat lighthearted and on a different topic rather than tackling your feelings, unless you express that you want to vent then hes all ears! not because he doesnt care more so because he doesnt want to seem prying or nosey and wants to give you the choice yourself. sometimes makes jokes about stuff in order to try to get you to smile. feels victorious when he succeeds 8/10 mad i slept on him too

TICCI TOBY:

i think he might actually be TOO strong and in your face when asking you what happened. only one who outwardly offers to krill someone if someone were to make you upset. but thats just because i think toby can occasionally get protective of you. i mean youre one of his best friends (only friends) and here you are upset! if you dont want him to do anything hes going to try to contain himself. he strikes me at the type to retreat to the roof and look up at the stars... i think he would offer to do that with you; but if youre too scared to climb then he can lay out a blanket for you so you guys can go sit on the grass! surprisingly a very good listener, though very emotionally driven and reacts a lot when you tell him the details of your day.. but its nice, i think, reassures you that hes is in fact listening.. 7/10 gives off brother vibes

JEFF THE KILLER:

ohhoho so this is an interesting one, because i like the idea of jeff still acting like an older brother every now and then even after everything. but he also has that attitude of "i dont care about anyone around me and im better than everyone".. more of an actions than words guy. he wont really say it.. you know? one of those "if he actually didnt care then he would bother giving you the time of day, much less break into your house at night with his arms full of your favorite snacks and drinks". good luck trying to vent to him though, i think its rare that he lets anyone vent to him since he also holds the "ew yucky feelings" thing ben has.. though once in a blue moon i think he would let you and give some decent advice... though every now and then that advice involves punching someone 6/10 is fair i think...

BEN DROWNED:

kind of reminds me of how younger siblings will give their older siblings know they like. kind of like the "my brother saw me crying and asked me what my favorite color is... he gave me things in that color" post/image going around that i cannot for the life of me find but i know it exists because it made me cry. i think its like that. except since hes in your phone he already knows what your interests are.. probably pulls up what your comforts and likes are in an attempt to cheer you up. i dont think he would bluntly speak with you about your feelings, but thats just because he thinks heart to hearts are yucky and cringe/lh. uses videos, art, stuff like that. ehehe silly phone ghost 7/10 because as simple as it is, if someone tossed my cc at me i would feel at least a little better for a moment and its the action itself you know?

PUPPETEER:

i thin hes similar to jeff in regard that he tries to play things off but deep down he does care, and that tends to show more through his actions... though i personally think if you were to actually cry then he might lose it a bit, because who DARE? i gotta admit, im still trying to figure out how i want to write pup and what hcs to give him, but i think.. this is an okay take.. might 'confront' anyone who made you upset, with or without your approval which might make some issues between the two of you.. more ready to let you vent to him though, might slip out some mean insults and words about whatever's got you upset regardless of its a person, chance, or object 7/10

[xxlady-lunaxx]

KokuZan headcanons !

was gonna write a oneshot but nvm this is funner (these could be modern or regular AU, although some might be AU specific) also im writing this at night please bear with me (will probably post in the morning tho)

can we start with like — them giving casual touches of affection throughout the day

at first it was awkward when their relationship was still at its caterpillar stage but then a it bloomed into a butterfly they were giving quick pecks or holding hands absentmindedly, not even realizing it until someone pointed it out

always always cuddling

they sleep at the same time (or maybe Kokushibo’s reading and Muzan’s in his arms)

Muzan’s the little spoon you can’t change my mind. It’s not because he’s smaller, just that he’s always the one in higher power, always commanding and above (could be maybe boss or whatever if it’s not regular AU), but when it comes to their relationship, Muzan’s so achingly vulnerable, at Kokushibo’s mercy i swearrr

for modern AU’s, i can see them feeding each other when they have desserts idk it’s cute

a little “:0” and Koku guiding the spoon to Muzan’s mouth

also modern, Muzan picking out Kokushibo’s clothes

I can see Muzan being the more ‘fashionable’ one between the two, what with him always wearing suits and such

Kokushibo still wearing the same clothes he did centuries ago 💀

So Muzan’s going shopping for him, picking out clothes and making him try them on

Kokushibo doesn’t like shopping but he joins Muzan for window shopping sometimes

I feel like, if given the freedom, Muzan would be the type to have some sort of energy comparable to Mitsuri’s? But snarkier. Like a sassy child. Since he wasn’t really given a childhood, he’s going to be like this now as Koku makes him all comfy

Muzan making Kokushibo go to festivals and having them try EVERY ride

Can we have running hands through hair as a comfort. Kokushibo’s hair is long and sometimes Muzan misses his own long hair, but Koku has no problem running his fingers through the short dark locks

Alright, hear me out. Muzan is an expert at putting up hair. With all his fake families, you’d think he’d grow accustomed to putting up his ‘children’s’ hair, so he’s going to brush the fuck out of Kokushibo’s hair and then make little braids on the sides, tying it back into the pony tail, or braiding his hair into twin tails

Guys what if Kokushibo was the one to cut Muzan’s hair (I believe his hair was still long when he recruited Akaza and since he’s like ~200 years old and Koku’s 400+, Kokushibo could be the one parting Muzan’s hair, putting it up and cutting his hair with hands meant for battle yet wielded as gently as a mother tending to her child)

Muzan confessed you can’t say otherwise i wont listen

Kokushibo just expected rejection and said nothing (he was fine with it) but Muzan was so annoyed with this unknown thing he had to tell Koku

intimate relationships are a topic neither has truly delved before. be it platonic, familiar, or romantic relationships, they’re both new to it all and it’s so awkward and lovely at first 😭 <33

I feel like Kokushibo’s the type to cook meals tho

He’ll make Muzan breakfast in bed

give him princess treatment fr

they think they’re being subtle with their relationship at first

spoiler alert — they’re not !

raise your hand if kissing in public and holding hands and leaning over to whisper something to the other then blush powdering their faces is subtle (cue the crickets)

this is random but i feel like Koku’s such a bookworm and a nerd

he likes outerspace

they go stargazing sometimes

muzan’s more interested in plant life of course

specifically a certain blue lily

but ! maybe while searching for the flower, when he comes up unsuccessful once again, to feel better he collects a bundle of flowers and gives them to Kokushibo when he gets home <33

i can see him being good at flower arrangement tbh

off topic but in regular AU or other AU’s where they’re grandpas, they don’t realize there’s a term for BL

I can see maybe Kaigaku calling it yaoi

and then them not understanding and telling other people later like “yeah we’re dating we’re yaoi” HELP

they were corrected and Muzan said it’s stupid to be called gay like what yes we’re happy but are ‘straight’ couples not happy too ???

modern!muzan coming home with all sorts of plants and randomly cooking them mushrooms for dinner (after confirming it wasn’t poisonous)

kokushibo bought a mushroom (toadstool 🍄) hat and put it on Muzan when he was asleep

Muzan waking up and being directed to a mirror, staring bleary eyed at his reflection (cue reflection from mulan) and being all “why is my head so red… it has spots. DO I HAVE CHICKEN POX-“

he fully woke up and bonked Koku when he realized

anyway both of them DEFINITELY researched about gay relationships

or just relationships

they were desperate to get it ‘right’

the awkward big babies smh

i love them

anyway that’s enough im drawing blank

[meowzilla93]

If you would be so kind, headcannons about Baxter between the end of step 3 and the beginning of step 4? How he handled the breakup, what he was like in college, etc. ☺️

I apparently cannot give this man a break

I love him so much but gods he was just such a moron

Alright

Lets go

So night of the breakup, where he is being a prick and making excuses to leave you

He goes back inside after that line ‘if I could take back the days we spent together I would’

Oh you better believe that he is trying to justify all the cruel things he said

‘it was never going to work out’ ‘they deserve better’ ‘they were going to forget me anyways’

All this is happening whilst his heart and gut are doing somersaults

But he follows his stupid brain because of course he is right

Cant sleep that night, pulls an all nighter before he needs to call the taxi to take him to the airport

 Try as he might, he cant get that sick feeling from his stomache

Doesn’t really eat for a few days, until he has to

Gets to Virginia, unpacks his bags and lo and behold

There is the souvenir you got him

He just sits on the bed holding onto it, numb

After a few moments of fighting with himself about what he should do, he puts the gift away

From prying eyes, from his own eyes

A treasure to be kept safe

But one to leave alone until maybe he is ready one day

And so start the flings once again

One night stands just so that he can rid his mind of you

Surely a 3 month summer romance shouldnt keep a hold onto his heart as much as it had

So he will do anything to shift it

So he focus on schooling, and being sociable, and dealing with his family

After a while, everything else takes precedence and you don’t occupy his thoughts as often anymore

He gets notifications that you sent a message, but he wont allow himself to read them

You will forget him, there is no point reading the messages, besides, they could be hurtful to him and gods he just doesn’t want to know the truth of what you feel for him

It could actually break his heart

A few years pass, our man can drink without issue now!

And maybe one night he has a bit much

Meets up with a pretty someone at a function, goes back to their place for a fling

But there is a problem

There is just something about them that reminds him of you

But no, that’s not possible so he pushes it out of his mind

That is until he inadvertently whispers your name

Mans goes from 100 to 0 real fucking quick

Apologizes, goes back to his place and just sits on his bed

He takes out his phone, considering to look at those messages you sent him time and time again, but he just cant

So instead he goes looking for your gift, and takes it out to look at once again

And the memories flood back to him, and he just quietly sits there and cries

Once he is done, he puts the gift on display, he doesn’t want to keep those memories hidden anymore

He hurt you, he knew he did but he cant help but be so grateful for the time he had with you, the fun and laughter and love he had during that time

He should at least keep those memories alive and not hide them away

That doesn’t mean he will go out of his way to make new friends, no sir

Twice now, he made friends with people, cared about these people, and hurt them with his antics

He cannot do that again

So he puts on the air of the professional fancy man, puts on the mask of the perfect gentlemen and finishes his schooling and starts his career

One that of course that doesn’t require him to make friends, just work acquaintances

Throughout uni, he was that really sociable, affable guy

Touch strange, very elegant but nice regardless

Some of the other students found him very attractive, some got to spend the night with him and experience the slight cold shoulder afterward

It was only for fun after all, and he made sure that they went into it with that knowledge

Was known for being a top tier student once again, but there just wasn’t a bad rumor circulating around him this time

Probably the most amount of peace he has had in a while, if lonely

Oh but his parents

Try as he might, some holidays he just couldn’t get out of seeing his parents, mainly because they wouldn’t spend it in Golden Grove and they would find a way to twist his arm about it

One such outing, his parents where their obnoxious selves and they finally said something that snapped that thin string of patience he had with them

Without raising his voice, he advised he wanted nothing further to do with them, he doesn’t hold the same ideals as they do and never wants to

Cuts all ties and removes himself from their funds, forcing himself to fend for himself and earn his way in the world

I think this was the first official time he was happy after all that he did in his life

The first time he did what HE wanted and what made HIM happy, he is just sad he didn’t do it sooner

And so a few years passes, he finishes uni, starts working at a company, and repeats the cycle of being affable enough for people to feel comfortable around, but put up walls to avoid having anyone get too close to him

Though Xavier has something to say about that and start to slowly chisel away at those walls of his

He picks up an event that needs to be prepped and completed in 5 days, a worthy challenge for him

But low and behold when he meets for dinner with the party, there you are, 5 years on

You look as beautiful as the day he walked away, and you walk with an air that would make anyone stand to attention

And your eyes meet, and all there is, is shock

He really hoped you would never meet again, not because he didn’t care but gods he cared too much

Seeing you again tore at him, it was like a waking nightmare, he didn’t want to hear what you had to say or what you really saw in him, he just wanted out

So he runs, like he ran 5 years ago and kept running

But this time, running just kept making him run back into you

keep em coming, i have so many thoughts i need to put to paper

[headkiss]

hii!! how r u?? i hope fine :) i love ur work so much and i was wondering if u could write sth with steve, maybe r being tired and ready for a nap but she cant cause then she wont sleep at night and that stresses her out so steve kinda forceses her not to sleep and r is like cuddly and stuff ?? ignore how detailed that was. feel free to change however you like

hiii i’m good ty!! hope u are too <33 tysm for ur request, as a tired girl, i enjoyed writing this one :)) | 0.5k major fluff

You’re watching random reruns on TV with Steve when your tiredness hits you. The heavy eyes, the droopy head that you have to jerk back up to keep yourself awake.

It’s probably the fifth time you do it when Steve—with his arm around your shoulders, his thigh against yours—huffs a laugh.

“You can sleep if you want to.”

“No, I can’t,” you whine, your head tilting back to rest on his arm.

“Why not? You can barely keep your eyes open.”

He’s right. You’re tired often, but it seems to be hitting you harder today.

“Because, if I sleep now, I won’t be able to fall asleep tonight.”

Sleep for you is already hard to come by at night, and Steve knows that. It’s probably why he thinks you should get some rest now. As good as a nap sounds, you know it’ll only make things worse for you tonight.

“Sweetheart.”

“You know I’m right.”

You are, but Steve just wants you to feel better. On the bad nights, he’ll stay awake with you until you fall asleep, no matter how late (early?) it is. He squeezes his arm around you.

“Okay. Do you want me to make coffee?”

He’s so quick to offer and it makes you smile. Most caring boy ever, especially with you. Instead of telling you you’re being silly, or something like that, all he wants to do is help in any way he can.

“Mmm. Then I’ll be too awake, you know?”

“How about a non-drowsy tea?”

“That would be nice.”

“‘Kay. I’ll put the kettle on.”

He stands from the couch, leaving a kiss on your forehead before he leaves.

You can hear him shuffling around in the kitchen, the clink of a mug on the counter, the tap running. It’s so nice to live with someone you love, you think, to get to hear them be present all the time. So peaceful, that your eyes are heavy all over again.

You get up to avoid shutting your eyes, walking to the kitchen. For a minute, you just observe him. The way his t-shirt stretches across his back, the way his hair sits a bit messier from leaning on the cushions.

You walk over and wrap your arms around his waist from behind, dropping your cheek to rest between his shoulders.

Steve jumps just a bit, “you scared me. Sneaky thing.”

“Sorry,” you mumble against his back.

His hands run across your arms, “don’t you dare be sorry for hugging me.”

He squeezes your arms lightly before going back to your tea. The kettle’s placed on the stove, the tea bag ripped open and dropped into your mug. Then, he turns in your hold.

Your head is tilted upwards to look at him, and Steve can’t stop himself from pushing your hair from your face gently.

“Hi,” you say, a lazy smile on your face.

“Hi.” He pecks you once, twice, three times. “Still tired?”

“Mhm.”

“Okay. Hopefully this’ll help.”

Before you can say anything he grabs your hand and spins you around, making you dance with him with no music besides the sound of the kettle getting warmer on the stove.

“Steve,” you try to sound like you’re complaining, but the smile is evident in your voice.

This is much better than napping, you think.

[borathae]

Chapter 6

HOSEOK BITCH STOP GRANDMA???? THATS A STRETCH AND KNOWING U ARE AN ANCIENT BEING, DAMN I-

Hoseok stumbles, colliding with Seokjin’s chest. ofc he laughs with his entire body FUCK I MISS HIM WTF NAH NOPE WE WONT CRY WE MUST STAY FOCUSED BROTHER

JIN U BETRAYED ME??? HOW COULD YOU

Seokjin pleads, giving you the biggest puppy eyes that man hates aegyo on command, but watch his ass do aegyo on command if its on run bts tasks 😭 ik he will be the most supportive one if you told bts you are selling feet pics

who calls their fraternity Alpha? What kind of superiority complex do they have?” 💯fr

What are you? Secret vampires or something?” um

So mysterious”, Hoseok says, ok ig

“that man can be an asshole.” WHAT DO U MEAN MY KITTY IS AN ASSHOLE????

dig his metaphorical fangs into your neck and drain you of your metaphorical blood WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? (ik what it means, but 👀👀)

at least she got her sleep and is stress free now, i guess thats a win

JAMAL CHILL?? OOH JIN TELL EM SIS, WHATS HIS PROBLEM?

they are quaking with the desire to punch each other’s faces in. BE LESBIAN, PROBLEM SOLVED YEEHAW

Without me? homie really said that with his whole chest

It’s one of those activities you like to call terribly boring." ??? sir ??

also u know what, i will make it unboring for you real quick, lets go on a pirate ship, that will make u scream

dont judge my man yall, he was giving birth to lie on the pirate ship

WHAT DID TAE TELL HIM???? JAMAL SMILED AT ME??? his moodswings be like ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️↔️🔄️↪️↩️⤴️⤵️🔃

joon asks me out to study AAAAAAH 😩

holding his arm before you giggle into it. *twitching eyes WHY SHE GOTTA LIVE MY DREAM AAH BUTTER TAE THOSE ARMSS 🤤😋

“Oh you’re still here?” Taehyung asks STOP HE IS SOO SASSY, GIVE THAT MAN LONG NAILS

making Taehyung chuckle.......... one of his weirdly dishonest ones. tae when jin forces him to laugh at puns (that still makes me cackle)

He is a self-centred peacock PEACOCK DAMN GURL

“Violence is never the answer IT IS THE SOLUTION

ok sorry tae, back to serious mode, IS THAT FORESHADOW TO HIS PAST(mentioned in drabbles)

we are going swing dancing today UWUW

I can’t dance. What if I make a fool of myself?” I CANT DANCE EITHER, LETS GET MARRIED we can swing dance together for shits and giggles and get drunk in each other's laughter and smile, kissing passionately as if we are still in high school.

(omg that was so romantic, lemme just copy that)

did i tell you i still love the way he talks, its so coquette, in a manly way

I am a terrible student. i got exams in a month i have barely studied 😃😭

time does really fly fr it does, you wish it went fast, but when you think back, you wish you could live in that moment one more time

“cake is quite the delicacy oof the fanciness

ah yes old stuff *sighs in delight and coziness

There is fog in the air. It got stuck on the rooftops of the houses. Like a perfect gradient it makes them disappear into a grey nothingness. if this scene was on tv, what color light would it have?? (background lights you know) i was thinking of yellow, since we are talking about antiques

“I guess…” you look out the window for quite some time to think of an answer. You look at the perfectly polished stones of the sidewalk. You watch how the rain builds little rivers in the nooks and crannies. And that is when you get your answer. and the lights slowly becomes cool and blue (blue for calm, unity and stability)

thats a nice perspective of history but for the love of god, i cant stay awake or mentally present during it 😭

With your cheeks burning up like crazy and a big smile on your face you look out of the window again. A swing song comes on the radio, Taehyung turns it louder the tiniest bit. AND THE LIGHTS TURN PINK

“N-no? I-I’m alright”, you stutter. we can see that

Taehyung gets a few (probably painful) steps on his toes, but he doesn’t say anything. MASOCHIST ALERT 😭

stop flattering me im shyyyyy *shakes booty like jimin

this is so cute bye im soo single

“this was like in the movies! Do it again!” SHE IS SOO CUTE UWUW MOVE TAE SHE IS MINE *hits the gym so i can yeet tae out of the way and carry her

HE DID IT AGAIN HEEEHEEEEHEHHE

“Okay but that throwing thing you did? You can’t just do that without training first. Also why are you so strong? It’s inhuman really.” SAY IT SIS

I just think you are beyond precious”BYE IM GONE

Why do an elderly lady and Taehyung know each to such extent that they are hugging as if they were two old friends reuniting? dont overthink, they are just besties, um they met on a idk metro yeah

“it’s been so many years and yet you still look the same. While look at me”, OBVIOUSLY ITS SUS

Perhaps I should have taken the offer back then.” 👀👀

“What offer?” um the plastic surgery offer, anti aging laser. HERBS YEAH IT WAS THE HERBS, SHE MISSED OUT ON AN HERBAL MASSAGE

No way! That’s splendid! Just what you dreamt of!” they are such cute besties pls

It is hard not to choke on your olive, not when your body is burning up like that. i choked on air

How is it?” WHY IS THIS SOO HOT STOP DONT FOLD THAT FAST BITCH NA UH *also folds like a lawn chair in a sec

Taehyung gets off the barstool and closes the distance between you and him. SIR MY MENTAL HEALTH???

you stutter, knees buckling slightly as he helps you stand up. SLIGHTLY???? u mean buckling like a trying on heels

You haven’t told anyone ever but in your dreams you always pictured your prince charming to be good with elderly people and kids. Not that you would tell anyone your stupid fantasies, but you really did picture him like that. we all do, tae is a prince charming *sighs in high standards

“I think you gave that lady proper heart palpitations fr, i got so giddy just reading

And so full of life”, 👀👀👀as opposed to what sir???

Taehyung seems properly flustered for a moment, eyes flitting downwards and blinking rapidly. YES WE GOT THE CUTIE PIE FLUSTERED YEEHAW THIS IS A WIN FOR THE GAYS AND UNGAYS (i love to use this in sentences unrelated to sexuality)

quite sad to think that we are looking at something which has died thousands of years ago ... Well if you say it like that mood sis

it is nice to know that we can look at the past when we look at the stars?” waaaah im in love with her

I always thought of them as a reminder of death”, “or rather hell.” AYO??👀👀

they are still burning bright. Mustn’t it be such a burden to never get to rest?” ooh

*starts playing love maze

“Then you mess up, you mustn’t worry about mistakes you haven’t even made yet” i will try to remember this all the time

because right now I am thinking that this lamp is also alone, surrounded by darkness and thick fog and it should feel so terribly lonely and yet here it is, outshining both of them." 

HOW DO U WRITE THIS WELL?? LEAVE US SOME TALENT CRUMBS

People normally aren’t happy when they are around you and finally experiencing it feels so good.  WHO HURT YOU POOKIE??? IM COMING WITH MY FRYING PAN

this is soo cute i cant, the writing, them, the lamp and the stars gosh, i feel so giddy i wanna spin around the lamppost like a simp does in music videos

Yes darling” Taehyung whispers and there is obvious seduction in his voice. OHO HO HO I SEE U NAUGHTY BOI

this was a cute chapter im gonna sleep soo good with idk grass and unicorns in my dreams

HOSEOK BITCH STOP GRANDMA???? THATS A STRETCH AND KNOWING U ARE AN ANCIENT BEING, DAMN I-

lmoaoao he is so mean for no reason fajsdfja I love him JFAJDFJ

Hoseok stumbles, colliding with Seokjin’s chest. ofc he laughs with his entire body FUCK I MISS HIM WTF NAH NOPE WE WONT CRY WE MUST STAY FOCUSED BROTHER

LISTEN I MISS HIM TOO OMFG I'M IN PAIN

Seokjin pleads, giving you the biggest puppy eyes that man hates aegyo on command, but watch his ass do aegyo on command if its on run bts tasks 😭 ik he will be the most supportive one if you told bts you are selling feet pics

I miss him so much 😭 BUT ALSO LESS THAN A MONTH TILL HE IS BACK OMGMGMG (the most supportive for feet pics would be Tae though change my mind. you can't.)

who calls their fraternity Alpha? What kind of superiority complex do they have?” 💯fr

no but it will ALL MAKE SENSE LIKE LIKE LIEK LIEKEKE LIKEKE

“that man can be an asshole.” WHAT DO U MEAN MY KITTY IS AN ASSHOLE????

the foreshADOWINGNNG (i said too much)

dig his metaphorical fangs into your neck and drain you of your metaphorical blood WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? (ik what it means, but 👀👀)

HELLOOOOOOOOOO

Without me? homie really said that with his whole chest

THE JEALOUSY of this man LIKE

It’s one of those activities you like to call terribly boring." ??? sir ??

i love their sass fr fjadsjf

WHAT DID TAE TELL HIM???? JAMAL SMILED AT ME??? his moodswings be like ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️↔️🔄️↪️↩️⤴️⤵️🔃

perhaps something with her metaphorical blood HELLOO

joon asks me out to study AAAAAAH 😩

AAAH (scared)

holding his arm before you giggle into it. *twitching eyes WHY SHE GOTTA LIVE MY DREAM AAH BUTTER TAE THOSE ARMSS 🤤😋

when this video dropped I lost IT

ok sorry tae, back to serious mode, IS THAT FORESHADOW TO HIS PAST(mentioned in drabbles)

mhmhmmhmh

time does really fly fr it does, you wish it went fast, but when you think back, you wish you could live in that moment one more time

YES THIS OMFG the most painful thing ever 😭

ALSO I love how you thought of different colours during the scene <3 I love this energy heheh <3

Taehyung gets a few (probably painful) steps on his toes, but he doesn’t say anything. MASOCHIST ALERT 😭

there are no lies to be found here tbfh

“this was like in the movies! Do it again!” SHE IS SOO CUTE UWUW MOVE TAE SHE IS MINE *hits the gym so i can yeet tae out of the way and carry her

NO BUT THANK YOU i LOVE HER SO MUCH she is so cute frrr

“it’s been so many years and yet you still look the same. While look at me”, OBVIOUSLY ITS SUS

it IS

lmaooao you losing it over Tae existing is so me fr

it is nice to know that we can look at the past when we look at the stars?” waaaah im in love with her

me fr

I always thought of them as a reminder of death”, “or rather hell.” AYO??👀👀

THE FORESHADOWING GOES CRAZY FR ps: i forgot the stars and photography part during this chapter and now im <3 holy moly they were so cute together in the beginning im so soft

People normally aren’t happy when they are around you and finally experiencing it feels so good.  WHO HURT YOU POOKIE??? IM COMING WITH MY FRYING PAN

NO BUT FR

this is soo cute i cant, the writing, them, the lamp and the stars gosh, i feel so giddy i wanna spin around the lamppost like a simp does in music videos

I'M HAPPY YOU LOVED IT SO MUCH HEHEHE 💜💜

[take-the-moon-take-the-sun]

Writing some lil somethin somethin for @intistone scars and scales. Lil angsty bit? Idk

Set after sun and moon trust YN a bit (enough to sleep a bit easier)

Angst, blood, mentions of torture and abuse to minors, might be comfort depends on how i feel when im done setting this up.

A stormy night ment everyone was staying in. It was getting pretty late and everyone was getting tired. Y/N had been sitting in the livingroom playing with Sun and Moon. They had been playing easy games like tic-tac-toe, connect four, and even some hide n seek. You are really glad for the hide n seek. You wanted them to feel safe in your house so the game was your way of getting them to explore. It worked perfectly too. Sun had a blast listening to you pretend to not know where he was hiding, you could hear him trying to hide his laughter from in the hall closet. Moon on the other had enjoyed seeking. It was crazy how good at it he was too. Clearly enjoyed the shock on your face when he found you, he decided to try and surprise you everytime he found you. Sun yulping with laughter as moon found him once again. All in all it was a fun evening for the kids, you had a fun time too enjoying seeing the kids act like kids. It was nice. But a yawn from Sun, then moon, followed by you, ment it was time for bed.

Clean up had taken a little while but soon enough you had the boys wrapped up on the couch in a little blanket fort you made with them. If it made them more comfortable then you could live with the mess of the living room. It was sweet to see them snuggle up one another. A small soft small on your face as you make your way to your bed. You felt kinda bad the boys had to sleep of the sofa but theres no way they would rather your bed when the living room was more open and not so closed off. You have taken to sleeping with your door open though. Just incase the kids need you or something happens in the night. But tonight you go to bed tired but for once in the past day with a light heart.

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He was running as fast as he could. They are gonna get him. Its going to hurt so much once they catch him. The pounding foot steps are getting closer. Not just humans after him. He can hear their paw pads hitting the concrete. Not the beasts too he doesnt wanna face the beasts. Pants as he round another corner only to find a dead end. He turns to find a big black beast snarling at him, teeth ready to attack. They lock eyes. His heart is pounding. The beast pounces. Biting hard into his arm, he had thrown them up to protect his face. Its teeth dig into his skin, sharp pain shoots through the bite and a scream is ripped from his mouth. But the scream is short as he lashes out with his other arm to claw at the beast. It clamps down harder so he is forced to claw at its eyes. The beast yowls and releases his arm finally. Blood flows freely from the bite but he can relaxe now. He knows they had time to catch up. Those humans. Those monsters. He hears a soft clapping as the humans loom over him. He feel so small.

A smile is across the humans face as they applaud his act of violence. He knows they like it when he attacks. Maybe hes appeased them enough and they wont punish him. No oh no their reaching into their pocket. The small remote is being taken out and before they can push a button he launches himself at them. He knows it probably wont end well but he has to try. He bites down as hard as he can on their leg. A yell is ripping through the air. Hes climbing the human, an arm slams down on his head, one blow, two, and by the third on he catches the arm in his teeth. He chomps down as hard as he can. If he can win he can escape. He can save his brother snd they can leave. He just has to stop this human from alerting the others. Another yell. But then his whole body feels like its been set on fire. The next yell is his as his collar is activated. Alerting the others and sending him horrible shocks. Normally they just send a quick shock but not this time. The human holds the button down as he continues to scream. The pain ripping through his body as he thrashes on the ground, having fallen from the human. All he can hear are his own screams as the shock goes on as if to never end.

Then it does. Panting he just lays there. But its not over the human has alerted others and they have arrived. He doesnt know how long he laid there gasping for air. Long enough for him to notice someone reaching for him. They grab his arm and jerk violently. He yelps but also quickly reaches for their hand with his bloodied claw and scratches. They released him and pulled their injured had away. Hes not done. Hes not giving up. Lowering himself to better defend he gets ready for another attack. More humans they all start reaching for him. So many hands grabbing for him. His breathing increases as he tried to swipe all the hands. Hes biting and swiping as best he can but some hands still reach him. No no no they cant get him. He bited down as hard as he can on the arm that had him. They yelp out, sounding nothing like the humans normally do but he doesnt notice. He has to defend himself. He cant let them get him. They are saying something to him. Almost like chanting. Its so loud. Hes cant hear any words just how loud it is. He grits his teeth and clamps his eyes shut. Hands coming uo to his head to try and block out the noise. Its so loud. Its like its inside his head. He cant take it….

Then moon wakes up. Eyes blast open as he panics finding himself in a humans grasp. He bits down again on their arm. Warm liquid fills his mouth, a horrible taste, as just as warm tears streak down his face. “Moon! Moon calm down!! Your ok its ok” its like a switch. All of a sudden he realises hes not in that horrible cold and clean place but in a warm messy room that is your living room. He makes eye contact with you as he realises hes still biting down hard on your arm. He quickly releases you from his grasp. You pay no mind to the injury and quickly go to making sure Moon is ok. “Hey kiddo you are ok, its ok. Your safe here moon your safe.” You gently resch out with your mostly uninjured arm. Pauses to make sure hes on with it, before patting his head gently. Hes eyes your injury but you speak up “hey im ok its alright, you alright now? I gotta go check on sun ok. You gonna be ok for a second over here?” He nods at you and as you walk away the words start to register in his head.

What’s wrong with his brother? Had he had a nightmare too? Was sun ok? He looks down at his claws to see them covered in blood. Did he attack you that much? His body is sore from his thrashing in his sleep but just sitting here in worry isnt gonna do him any good. Slowly he makes his way off the couch. The blanket fort had been torn down in YNS attempt to reach him. But wheres sun. He sees the bathroom light on and makes his way there. Theres a few drops of blood on the floor. He really bit you hard huh. But once he glances in the room he freezes. Sun sits there covered in scratches. He has tears flowing and is quietly sniffling as YN gently trys to tend to the more harsher gash on Suns hand. His brother looks up from the floor too lock eyes with Moon. Both frozen in place but the moment Sun calls out to him Moon bolts. Both sun and YN call out to him but neither follow. You hold Sun back as hes still bleeding from that gash on his hand and from the scratches all over his arms and a few on his face. You know hes worried about his brother, hell you are too, but you have to finish getting these cleaned up or else they could get infected and Sun already has a weaker constitution.

You sign as you return to cleaning Suns wounds. He doesnt fight you, probably knows he will get to looking for his brother sooner if he lets you finish. He winces as you start cleaning the cut in his face. Its right under his right eye. Its not deep at all and probably doesn’t even need a bandage. You set to making sure you have cleaned all the blood off him before you start to deal with your own wound. He sits silently, eyes unfocused on the floor as you hastily wrap your arm from Moons bites. Finally all set you kneel infront of Sun to try and catch his attention. He seems to have spaced out to some place dark. Gently you call out to him. “Hey sun.. you ok buddy?” He lifts his gaze to you, looking just as small as the night you had found him. “Its gonna be ok. You ready to go and find Moon?” That brings some life back to his eyes. Its like he realised he is in your home and not some horrible place. He nods and reaches out as you gently pick him up.

You carry him on your less injured arm. Sun calls out but Moon doesnt respond. Its like hours before. But this time its not a cute game of hide n seek and a child hiding because hes afraid and probably panicked. You have a guess as to where he might be. There he is, curled up under the coffee table again. The blanket has been pulled over him as you hear soft sniffling. Your heart once again being broken into small pieces as you kneel down to infront of the table. Gently you set Sun down. He freezes in place eyes the lump of blanket under the table. He looks so sad as he gently calls out to moon again. The sniffling lump goes quite and becomes still. Sun goes to say something else but stops. Its clear to you he doesnt know what to do. “Hey moon, buddy you wanna come out for us?” You step up as the adult you are and try to help. You should know what to do but no one told you how to handle this situation.

Theres a soft rustle of the blanket as Moon moves around to try and hide even more, trying to make himself as small as possible. “Moon its ok, we know you didnt mean to. Come out buddy you arent in trouble.” He shakes his head, though you and Sun can hardly tell what hes doing. He hurt you and he hurt Sun. He hurt his brother. Whats wrong with him. Hes a monster. Hes just like those horrible humans hurting his brother. Sending his own brother to that dark place he knows too well. He could see is in Suns eyes. He did that. They had been right. They told him he would do nothing but hurt his bother and it had come true. With his own claws. The blood he could still see it even though YN had wiped them off. There under the edge of his nails was his own brothers blood. Sun probably hates him. That thought shook him to his core. His brother probably hates him. Suns going to want him to leave, and he should. Hes gonna be alone. Hes never been alone like that. Suns always been there for him and now hes gonna be left alone. Hes doesnt want to be alone. Please dont leave him alone. Hes sorry hes so sorry. He doesnt want to be alone. “m sorry im sorry please dont leave me alone m sorry please km sorry im sorry” a little mantra spills from him.

Suns breath hitches as he understands what his brother is thinking and repeating. Slowly he pulls himself up to the mumbling heap of blanket. And reaches out. He hesitated once but then pats the blanket. Moon get knocked back into reality as Sun slowly un wraps Moon from the blanket. Sun gasps once he finally finds Moons face. Tears streaming down his face and his face fills with fear at sign of Sun. Sun freezes. Then slowly reaches out for Moons face. Moon finches but doesn’t pull away. If Sun wants to return the favour of scratching up his face he thinks it’s deserved. But instead Sun gently wipes away the tears from Moons cheek. Moon looks up to lock eyes with Sun who just offers a weak smile. After a moment Moon leaps forward to hug his brother. Tears flowing as he spews apology after apology. Clutching Sun like his life depends on it. Sun hugging his brother back his own tears start to fall again as he reassures Moon he never wants to leave him.

[axvwriter]

I've got some more Bobo questions, if you don't mind!

1: Would she drink coffee or energy drinks?

2: Would she fall asleep in the company of someone she doesn't know very well?

3: Does she eat mushrooms or just grow them?

4: How would she react to something super sour/ spicy?

5: Does she enjoy tea?

6: What are her opinions on quiet music? Like lofi or soft violins or that sort of thing?

And 7: How well does she understand figures of speech?

Thanks!

I do enjoy questions about my ocs as sometimes I get stuff I haven't necessarily thought of before. Like number 4.

1: Bobo wouldn't drink either. She avoids anything that could give her "artificial" energy such as a high dosage of caffeine. She prefers feeling in control of herself at all times. This would also mean that upon reaching the drinking age, she wouldn't have alcohol either.

I'm not sure artificial is the right word. Just stuff that may make her jittery or have a hard time staying still or even affect her ability to sleep such as having too much caffeine. I think some teas might have a lot of caffeine? Small amounts of caffeine can actually help with headaches, I think.

2: If it's someone she doesn't quite know but doesn't think they're a threat, she might nap around them. Usually Bobo finds most people as not a threat, used to danger usually coming from beasts. She does have the uncanny ability to wake up when needed to. If it's someone she despises and doesn't trust at all, then she won't let herself nap.

Though with her being in Twisted Wonderland, the first few books she won't nap around anyone she doesn't quite know unless she has a friend nearby.

3: Mushrooms are practically in every dish in the Mycelind Kingdom and growing them is a common practice too for several different reasons. Bobo does know how to grow mushrooms and upon being in Twisted Wonderland, eating mushrooms is a bit of a comfort to her.

She actually sets aside a room in Ramshackle to grow mushrooms with Jade along with being his taste tester. Though Bobo always checks what mushrooms Jade uses first. She knows which mushrooms are safe to eat and in what ways they're safe. She also wont let Jade grow any dangerous shrooms at Ramshackle.

4: I think Bobo would prefer super sour over super spicy. I don't think she'd necessarily seek out either, but if it's a dish served to her, she'd prefer the sour one. Being from a kingdom that's constantly hot, it's best to avoid anything that could make her excessively sweat. She slightly favors sour, but I think it might just be that she wants something super sour every now and then. As for spicy, she will avoid. Might freak out if it's super spicy as her mind is going to jump to the possibility of dehydrating.

A quick google search does tell me that there are real world mushrooms that are considered spicy. Quick search suggests that there are real world mushrooms that are sour as well. Add in the mushrooms I plan to make up for the kingdom, Mycelind Kingdom probably covers a good range of flavors. They do also have access to meat and dairy, though Bobo isn't the biggest fan of meat. Considering the beasts she slays are usually turned into food for the kingdom, she prefers not to have meat.

5: I'd say she's indifferent to it. Though probably has a preference to caffeine-free iced teas. She's used to having tea as that's a common beverage that her sister kingdom would give her upon visits. Bobo isn't really the type to ask for a different drink or food, as she's usually content with whatever's given to her.

Though in Twisted Wonderland I do think she might start to seek out having tea as Sage's Island probably feels cold compared to her kingdom. I think she likes the fruity teas the most. Anything with rich flavor that may be unique to her, for anything meal/drink related would be what she gravitates towards.

6: I'd say ballroom dancing music tends to bore her. She prefers music with some energy to it. If it's something soft like lo-fi that's playing in the background, she probably be fine with it. Unless it's supposed to be a gathering of people, then she's going to feel like she's stuck at another boring ball.

Actually if it's soft music in the background while she's having a one-on-one conversation with someone, if the conversation stops the music might just lull her into a nap. So I'd say she won't throw a fit over it, but it can aggravate her sleepiness and sometimes boredom.

7: That's somewhat tricky to answer. I'd say it all depends on if that's a saying that exists in the Mycelind Kingdom or not. I am trying to compile a list of Mycelind Kingdom versions of idioms. The possible problem I see with that is if any websites I look at don't list a common idiom that I fail to think of.

For example in Mycelind instead of saying "To hell with it" they say "To the rot with it". I'm heavily leaning towards there being little to no religion in the kingdom, so they've never heard of things as Angels, Heaven, Demons, and what not. (Though I suppose that might just mean no christian religions. One of these days I'll figure out how to learn about other religions without having to worry about how accurate the info is.)

Keep in mind that the Mycelind Kingdom is an underground kingdom with lots of mushrooms and little to no knowledge of the surface world. Their sister kingdom has basically kept the underground kingdom isolated from the rest of the world.

If you want, you could ask or dm me about specific sayings and I can let you know if Bobo would know them or not.

[casualmelody]

Serenity of the Strings

After learning that, by some infernal happenstance, MK had never actually read Journey to the West beyond a very very light skim, Xingshen had insisted the apprentice borrow her copy (split into four volumes) and read one chapter a week before star tested him on what he learned. He had done exceedingly well with the first few chapters since they were about the Monkey King and his origins, but now that they were reading through the Tang Priest’s origins Xingshen could tell his attention was waning. Such was the way of humans, they had the attention span of magpies. This instance, MK was sitting in Xingshen’s living room, frowning and staring so intently at the page he looked like he was going to pop something. To make sure he wouldn’t goof off or get distracted (as they were wont to do), Xingshen was sitting in her large armchair, wrapping up orders she had gotten for her hand-made jewelry. It was while she was working that she glanced over and noticed MK’s expression. In her smooth, rich voice she asked, “Is there any reason in particular for you to look as if the pages have wronged you in some way?” The Monkie Kid let out a frustrated sigh and rubbed his eyes, leaning back. “I can’t focus! The stuff about the priest’s parents is important, I get it, but I’ve read the same page like five times and nothing’s sunk in!” “Do you find the material dry?” “No no, it’s not that I’m bored, it’s just that my mind literally will. Not. Focus!” MK flopped sideways on the couch, throwing an arm over his eyes dramatically. “Even Pigsy was on my back earlier abou-” They were cut off in their explanation by a rather loud yawn. “About it. Sorry, my bad.” Xingshen set down the box she was wrapping a bow around. “Monkey Child, when was the last time you slept? More importantly, how long did you sleep?” MK thinks for a few seconds. “Work ran kinda late last night and I had training to do with Monkey King, then I had to hang out with Mei for a bit soooo...uh...I don’t know. I got home last night and I kinda passed out, I didn’t see what time it was.” “And how often have your evenings been thus?” “Psshhh...a week? Two? I kinda lost track.” The woman frowned. “Little wonder you cannot focus, you must be exhausted.” Star stands and takes the book from MK, sticking a bookmark between the pages before closing it and setting it back down on the coffee table next to the jewelry box. “I believe it is time for you to get some rest.”

“Yeah, you’re probably right.” MK went to stand up, but was surprised when Xingshen used a hand to push him back on the couch. “Oh no you don’t, young man. If you head to your home you will become distracted again and lose track of time again. You will take your rest here until you can function properly, and I will assist you.” The tall woman moves to pick up a blanket that had been folded on the back of the couch, unfolding it and tucking MK in before making sure he had enough couch pillows.

“Uh... Ms. Hong, this is nice and all but I’m pretty sure you don’t need to-” “Shh.” One of her hands pats his head. “It is rest time. Besides, you will be shown something I have not shown anyone else for some years now.” Star clicked off the lights, letting MK look up and see a constellation of glow-in-the-dark star stickers. To his tired eyes, the darkness and soft green glow was a relief. MK had to admit, the blanket was pretty warm, and the couch cushions were very comfy. Maybe a quick nap wouldn’t hurt... He rolled over, letting his eyes close. As he began drifting off to sleep, he began to hear the sound of a harp playing. Had he opened his eyes, he would have seen Xingshen sitting back in her armchair, this time with a harp in front of her as her fingers delicately played a soothing melody. Their tired mind wouldn’t wonder how in the world star had carried the thing from elsewhere in her apartment to the living room, nor would it question just how effectively it carried his consciousness towards the peaceful land of dreams. In said dream land, there was nothing but the sweet sound of the harp and a beach with a cloudless sky where he could run about and play how he wished.

[tera-91]

More word salad

I know I just posted today, maybe yesterday depending on when I decide to post this. I was torn. What should I do with my time? If the last several days were any hint I probably wouldn’t be getting to sleep anytime soon.

I could be productive. I could go to my computer to do one of many things.

I could edit my youtube videos. But Im stuck. The video Im working on got a little garbled. The video is there but the audio is either lost or im not sure where it goes as I recorded it in several sessions. Unfortunately, I cant scrap it as it is part of a series and the remaining videos I recorded follow that. Should I just skip it for now and at least get the follow up videos edited?

I don’t really want to do that as I just spent im not sure how long. At least a few hours recording more of the series today. Im a bit spent on the topic.

I could go to my computer to work on another project but that would require talking. There is so much background noise as I live with other people. It wont work. Or at least I feel like it wont. That and I don’t really feel like talking in general. Its times like this that I wish I lived alone. I could make sure there was no background noise. Or at least no one would ask me why Im up at 3 in the morning talking to myself.

I could go to my computer to write. Which I am doing that but I mean should probably work on scripts. I want to do other content than what Im doing now and it would require scripts. Ive done it before but it takes so long to write, check over the script, record it, edit the audio as sometimes its takes a few tries at a line and then edit the video. If I did that I would only release a video every month, maybe every other month. Which doesn’t work for building a channel.

I could write a story. But what kind of story? I feel like I haven’t watch sanders sides in such a long time. Or at least I feel like I have lost touch with how I feel the characters personalities are like. Same thing about the ninja turtles. Its been forever and a day since I watched any of the series. Or the movies. It makes me want to just go on my phone and go down a rabbit hole of watching those things over again to get a feel of the personalities. But do I want to do that? I want to get off of just watching endless videos and get productive. Or do I write it anyway? I remember seeing stories before where the author puts ooc for a particular character. Specifically saying that the character is written in a way that is not how they are written canonically. Maybe I should just do that.  

I might do that after I finish writing this. Hey at least over 500 words is a start at something. Even if it is just a word salad of a map in my brain. A map that has been ripped to pieces and somehow transferred to there pieces of paper so some things are inverted and one is trying to put it back together. Probably by the time I am done with this it will be nearly 800 words. A thousand if I am lucky. Something to get my brain started. I loved writing out quick stories thinking they would just be 800 words or less and then they turned into 1500, 2000, sometimes even over 3000 words.

I read nearly all the stories I posted on here today while I had to wait for something. It was as if those words didn’t come from me. Like I wasn’t the writer and I was reading the story for the first time. Im not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. Like I remember writing them, the titles familiar and all but its like I cant believe I wrote them. I don’t know where they came from. But the mild EMBARASSMENT I felt. Maybe its not embarrassment. Im not completely sure of the word but I felt I guess like I shouldn’t be reading them in public even though theres nothing bad or risqué in them. Although some spelling mistakes I realized while reading them were completely embarrassing. But the fluffiness of what I would write. I have no idea where that came from or how to get back to it. It almost made me feel sad. Or maybe disappointed too. The amount of time that has passed. Seeing comments of people wanting to be tagged in a story. I feel like I let them down because I didn’t continue with it. If I continued with it or even started it over and tagged them would they still be interested?

Wow writing that all down makes it sound like I am so sad or depressed. Hell I might be a little depressed. Mostly just disappointed maybe of where I am. A little frustration to. Feeling like my hands are figuratively tied. Wanting something so bad while not wanting it at the same time. Like Im self sabatoging myself while still wishing I had something that I currently don’t. But I swear I am not in the sense that Ive dealt with a time before that was worse than this. I mean literally depressed that I didn’t take a shower but once a week, just went to school and didn’t do nothing else with my days but do homework and laid in my bed. I just feel that if I don’t write this and post it I haven’t done anything. I haven’t started anything. These posts are nothing but pebbles to be moved out of the way so that larger mind boulders can be set free. To open a flood of stories and motivation that I know I have. I feel like I have lost my place but I want to get it back. I want to get myself in a better situation. Don’t get me wrong my situation is not bad I know people have it worse. I just want it to be what is better for me. I have been off and on writing a book for a long time. Longer than I want to admit. I met an author last year. I was lucky to ask for advise and get an answer. He said that I need to bury that book. Write a million words. Come back to that book a better writer. Im not sure how many words my other post was but this post will be atleast another 1000+ words towards that one million. Stream of consciousness writing to figure things out.

Well, I hope everyone had a good April 1! It is so hard to believe that it is April already. Pretty soon it will be my favorite time of year. Here comes the spooky season and no one can tamp down my excitement for what is to come in the fall. If I could I would live where there is perpetual fall weather. Halloween town if it was a physical place I could live. Play almost nothing but spooky season movies and tv shows. Oh you best believe that Lisa Frankenstein is a current fixation of mine. As soon as that comes out on DVD I will have my hands on it so fast and it will be on repeat for DAYS. I will probably watch it the first oh 10 times it plays and about every third time after that at least until Beetlejuice Beetlejuice comes out.

[ask-tanjiro-kamado]

As the boy past by the bird remember him, despite the boy probably forget which is better for muzan!

The bird must report back quickly! But the bird is erm.. Stuck in the bird cage…

Unless the seller opens it the bird must wait for now.

(Gotta make sure he wont cause any trouble! Also care for some random sad story about the old man? If yes look below! also not apart of the rp i just got bored )

The old man used to have a wife who loved birds and had a bunch of them when she was still young

. She made a promise to the man if she was ever to die, she will send  a beatuful colorful bird to keep him company until he meets his own fate 

and of course the wife had grew old and die in her sleep the man was sent into a sad state, he only farmed because he needed the cash to buy things he needed.

 but as 5 years of the wifes death and bird came by, it was panicked and semi having a hard time flying  (the blood tranfer happend a 3 days ago and the birds body wasnt reacting well to it). Like his wife said a colorful bird came flying… but it was in distress

 The old man noticed it as the bird started  fall as it was tired out from it’s attempt to fly  the man took the bird in, worrying it was injured  and cared for it. Saying he will only keep it until it’s better again

But as months go by the man had gave the bird it’s own room and everything  a parrot needed. Seems like this bird gonna live with the old man!

The old man took the bird everywhere he went and treated him as some sort of charm from the gods (but the truth is.. It wasnt sent from any goodwilled gods at all). The man was happy and so was the bird 

The bird learned the old man routine. He make food for him and the parrot (Yes the bird was spoiled since the day he arrived). After eating the man cleans up the mess that was made and walked to a shrine made for his wife.

The man would say his good mornings and other stuff to the shrine thinking his wife is hearing him. The heartwarming thing is after he done a week hard work he always leaves something on the shrine.  Flowers,feathers and sometimes jewarly.

The bird see how happy the man gets as he places the trinkets down at the shrine. So the bird did the same! After cause small issues for the corps, the bird made it’s duty to find something good to place in the shrine which is usually bird feathers and anything you can find outside (But the man was still happy!). 

The man couldent believe his eyes the first time. The bird did it and that night the bird was given more treats then usually. (Fruits/nuts anything that a parrot consider a treat he had it!)

The bird and the man lived together for 20 years until of course.. The man meet his fate. Atleast his wife was honest the bird was there as his feat was being sealed (if a bird could cry this buddy would be crying a river) tho the bird remained silent knowing that muzan probably wouldent approve of the bird getting attached to a human

Oh well… hopefully the bird will find a owner who remains him of the old man.. Tho the habit of bringing back objects from outside to inside anyone house wont be broken as long the bird still lives..

TLDR

Bird Bonding with old man  as the old man thinks the bird was sent from his dead wife so he takes care of the bird like it was a charm from the gods. Bird gets sad when a demon kills him but stay slient as muzan wont approve in anyway also he has a now life long habit of bringing stuff from outside of his current house into inside  where he chose a space to hord it all at.

(the story is so sad and sweet at the same time😭😭)

*Tanjiro didn’t recognize the bird by its appearance but by its scent. The bird was locked up though so he continued walking, making quick, occasional glances to the bird*

[jacunture]

tw: suicide

nothing really matters at all i just found out i probably wont be graduating on time and it's over 3 elective credits that don't have anything to do with my degree and it's coinciding w a lot of other shit right now. like realizing i mightve just had ADHD and that's why i felt so different and weird all the time as a kid even when i tried really hard to control it and be likeable

and w this its just like. five fucking years of getting straight As, i could count the amount of Bs ive gotten on one hand but like literally none of that matters. every time i rushed to class, every late night trying my best to make sense of material, putting my heart into the work i was doing bc i really believed like it mattered and was powerful but the truth is that it doesn't matter

school is the only thing ive been able to understand and do well in. and it doesn't even matter if i move onto something else bc that next thing isnt steady either and it's like for what? five years of that, im broke, im lonely, im sad and i go through life so scared and stressed and for what?

my parents. my mom already said if i died she'd get over it and i think suicide would hurt my dad but i think he'd be okay too. i am really scared at what irl do to my little brother. we dont talk as much as id like, he's very quiet and a really great kid, but he's like 5 hrs away and doesnt see me often so im hoping that helps

im so selfish bc even the good friends i have as much as i love them, ik they'll be fine - things keep going, you meet new ppl, u find other reasons to smile. im just too tired to find it. and i don't think it'll make me happy. anther best friend won't suddenly make me happy, a partner that loves me won't make me happy, nothing will bc ive noticed all my life even when i was a kid, i always felt very sad. i think now it might've been that ADHD i just could never get what i was doing wrong and why ppl disliked it so much. and i think that left me w the fear i live w today that makes everything so hard.

it's not that i dont believe life comes in waves, that every new day is an another opportunity to be kind, to be happy, that mourning will only last for a night, it's just that i don't care anymore. even those good times, they're just a quick, minuscule moment where things are too busy for me to remember how heavy and jarring the sadness in me is.

i sometimes think that the adults who told me i was mature were just seeing that sadness.

To kill myself, I'm deciding between either taking Nyquil or renewing my prescription for my sleeping pills and swallowing it down w alcohol. I think I would want to clean my house down first. The real scandalous things i'd pack up in a bag at my doorway so a friend could take them before my parents come for my things (i leave everything to my family to sift through but Amari gets first pick at everything and dibs on what money i have left). then id pick a night, get high, watch something easy and funny, maybe spongebob or drag race, then id swallow everything while lying on my couch.

literally nothing in life matters. it doesn't matter how many times i recreate myself, it doesn't matter which god i do/dont pledge my allegiance to, it doesn't even matter how others feel about me. whatever they feel now will pass and even the parts of me that stay with them, they'll be able to live with despite everything.

nothing matters and im too tired to pretend it does so i can make it to another day.

[herprincenamjoon]

Chapter 37

Her Prince ✏️Prince Namjoon x OC ✏️ Romance ⚠️ Warning Fic includes: Fighting (sword and physical), blood, kidnapping, injury fighting additional warnings in tags⚠️

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Seokjin and Hoseok showed Yeona around the grounds more on their way back to her room. They even walked through the gardens. It was just as she imagined and she couldn’t wait until she was able to draw it on paper.

The three of them jumped at the sound of Si-Woo yelling Yeona’s name across the courtyard.  Their surprised faces looked in her direction to find her standing next to a laughing Jimin. Gone was the kind smile that was usually on her face. She was livid. 

“I have been worried sick! I’ve looked everywhere for you. I thought you were taken. You are lucky Jimin showed up! I was about to go get the guards!”

“I’m so sorry Si-Woo. I didn’t plan on being gone long or going far. But I got turned around and couldn’t figure out where I was.” Yeona took the angry woman’s hand in hers. “I promise I wont leave without at least letting you know.”

“Ugh, come on. Your lunch is probably cold by now. But with what you put me through you deserve it. Thank you gentlemen for bringing her back safely.” 

Yeona said a quick “thank you” to the three men and grabbed the box from Jimin’s arms before she was pulled away by Si-Woo.

Si-Woo took the box as soon as they entered her room. Yeona sat at the small table and ate her cold lunch while she watched the slightly less angry maiden set up an area for her to draw in. Yeona tried to tell her several times that she didn’t need a special area and that she could draw anywhere. But Si-Woo wasn’t having it. She wanted Yeona to be relaxed and comfortable, after all this was going to be her home for the next week. Si-Woo was hoping it would be longer and, judging by the gossip going around, she wasn’t the only one.

Yeona spent the remainder of the day tucked away in her new little art corner. Her only distractions were when Si-Woo would bring her something to eat. The maiden was amused whenever she had to repeat Yeona’s name multiple times to get her attention. She was in a zone. Not even the sound of Myung yelling at her maiden drew Yeona’s attention away from her drawings.

Yeona reached to grab something from the tray that Si-Woo had sat beside her earlier. She pouted when her hand touched the floor instead of snacks. Turning her head she found the tray gone and Namjoon sitting just out of reach holding it.

“Why did you steal my snacks?”

“It was the only way I could get your attention,” Namjoon chuckled.

“You could have just said my name.” Yeona rolled her eyes and turned back to the drawing she was working on.

“I did, multiple times.”

“Where’s Si-Woo?” She asked, glancing at the now empty space that the maiden had been in.

“She was fighting sleep when I came in so I sent her to her room.”

“She doesn’t go to sleep this early.”

“Yeona, it’s late.” Namjoon smiled at the confused look on her face.

“No it’s not.” Yeona looked over to the open window that was no longer bringing in sunlight. “What time is it?”

“Like I said, it's late.”

“If it’s so late then why are you here your Highness?”

Namjoon let out a sigh. “I couldn’t sleep so I went for a walk. When I saw the light coming through your open window I became concerned, so I came to make sure everything was alright.”

“You’re going to get in trouble again, your Highness, if someone witnessed you coming through the front door.”

“But I didn’t come through the front door. I came through the window.” He said with a proud smile. “Which, surprisingly, you didn’t hear. I said your name a few times and you didn’t respond.”

“How long have you been here?” Yeona asked as she continued to draw.

“Long enough for you to finish your last drawing and start on that one.”

“I’m almost done with this one. Have you been watching me this whole time?”

“Yes. I’ve missed watching you draw. You’re so beautiful when you’re focused on your work.”

Yeona’s hand stilled as her cheeks warmed. “Should you be flirting with me right now, your Highness?” She asked, adjusting her position so that she could focus again.

“Not flirting. Just stating the truth.”

“Sure you are,” she said sarcastically.

“Yeona?”

“Hmm.”

“Did you tell my Mother that you wouldn’t marry me?”

Yeona sighed and placed her drawing utensil on the table. “Yes. No. Well, kind of.”

“Which one is it?”

“I told her I would rather you marry because you chose to and not because you were being forced to.”

The two of them stared at each other. Was Namjoon being forced to marry? In a way, yes. The law stated that he had to have a wife and the council was making him choose one by the end of the week. He’d already chosen. He’d fallen for her the first time he saw her on the streets of Hwen and he’d chosen her the night they laid beside each other on the grassy hill as they watched the stars fall from the sky.

Namjoon opened his mouth to speak but the sound of voices coming through the wall stopped him. “What’s that?” He asked loudly enough for only Yeona to hear.

“That must be Myung and her mystery man.” Yeona stood up and headed towards the wall they shared.

“Her what?” He asked with a hint of anger, following after her.

“Si-Woo said she’d heard them the first night. But she didn’t see who he was and Myung's maiden didn’t know either.” Yeona turned around just before she reached the wall.

“What?”

“I don’t know if you should listen, your Highness.”

“Why not?”

“Because she is one of your potential brides. We don’t know if that man is a friend or something else. What if we hear something we shouldn't? I can tell by looking at you that you’re already angry.”

“Myung is hiding something by having him come over this late. She told me she didn’t know anyone here so why would a man be there?”

“Just promise me you wont do anything out of anger, your Highness. You’re already in trouble with the council for coming to my room the other night. I don’t want to see you get in any more.”

Namjoon stepped closer to her and held up one of his pinky fingers. “I promise that I will not get into any trouble.”

“No matter what we hear?” Once Namjoon nodded she hooked hers with his.

The two of them placed an ear on the wall to try and hear something. “Do you know why he wanted the council to do that?” They heard Myung ask.

“I have a pretty good idea, My Love.” Yeona looked at Namjoon. His eyes were closed as he concentrated on the conversation. “This means that we are going to have to go with a different plan in order for you to be Queen.”

“So what are we going to do?”

“We’ll talk more about that later.”

Yeona watched Namjoon’s eyes shoot open when Myung giggled the name ‘Sung-Ho’.

“Who’s Sung-Ho?” Yeona asked as they moved away from the wall.

Namjoon didn’t answer her. With his fist clenched by his side and Yeona right behind him he made his way across the room.

“Your Highness?” Yeona whispered a little louder since they were away from the wall.

Once again Namjoon didn’t answer. He just walked over to the opened window and made a low whistle. Yeona’s eyes widened when Yoongi appeared in front of it out of the darkness. She watched from a distance as he slightly leaned out the window and whispered something in the guard's ear. Yoongi gave him a nod and Yeona a tight lipped smile before he disappeared again.

“Who’s Sung-Ho?” Yeona asked again as she watched Namjoon’s back move from the deep breaths he was taking. “Your Highness?”

Namjoon quickly turned, causing her to slightly jump. “He’s a member of the Royal Council.” He took a deep breath and moved away from the window. “Sung-Ho was the one who was so hell bent on me going out and finding a wife.”

“He wanted you to find Myung?”

Namjoon came to a stop in front of her. “I need to leave before he or one of his men find me here.” The feeling of his warm hand on her cheek made her heart skip. “I don’t know what they are planning and I don’t want to leave you.”

“I can protect myself.” Yeona rolled her eyes.

“I know you can.” He smiled. “I want to protect you, Yeona. I will place some guards nearby just in case. As soon as I leave, lock the window.” Yeona nodded against his palm.

“Good night, your Highness.” She closed her eyes when she felt his warm breath across her forehead.

“Good night, Yeona.” He said before placing a soft kiss and quickly leaving.

Next Chapter>>

[aerimomo-mellon]

Skz as Boyfriends!

Paring~ SKZ x Reader

Genre~ informative lol

A/N~ yep it was requested! Enjoy 친구 <3

warnings? none. (idk mention of bed related things haha)

SKZ M☁List II Main M☁List

시장……..

✿ Bangchan

We all know this guy and you all have read enough of him I think, to know what imma say. (But for special purposes why not..)

This guy is really really serious about relationships and you are probably the one because he just can’t help loving everything about you.

The fact that he is yours even with all the responsibilities and work he has as a leader and idol is a miracle itself. Therefore consider yourself LUCKY to have the most caring and loving man anyone could have.

Dates- He likes movies hence movie nights and date to the theater are often. If not then he likes taking you to a sports event or the beach cause yeah. ( that vibesssssss you know? )

PDA = 3/10 why?, because as mentioned earlier he is responsible for many important things and he doesn’t want to have any misunderstandings about you and dislikes hate in general. That 30% I gave him was because he would only do PDA if really needed.

In Bed things? Umm not often actually but once in a while yes WHILE he would like it I’m sorry I mean LOVE it..

Con? Yep time! Sorry girl but that time you need, it’s hard for him to fulfill every time.

Cute extra info- Doesn’t mention it but secretly likes when you poke his dimple and say he’s cute.

✿ Minho

There are these majority conceptions, as I said majority but not all cause there are stays who know that he is a sweet guy deep deep down.😉

If you’re his s/o he will give every bit of him to you and expects the same for you. I would categorize him as a boyfriend wo acts like a mom lol. It maybe hard to digest that information but trust me this feeling I have from my gut I can say that he is also very caring. Although he might not say things like I will be there whenever you need me or even I miss you, care for you, but he doesn't need to say this anyway. As action speak more than words our Minho is the same.

Dates- He likes to balance it between what you like and what he likes as well. If you are a new couple he straight up asks what you prefer. Plus point he likes to take you to cat café if you like cats too.

PDA = 0.5/10 why? honestly speaking this guy literally hates to express his feelings. That .5 is literally him agreeing that he is yours and that's it. (when someone asks that is)

In Bed things? I personally think it depends on his mood and not yours. Yup. Somedays he wants you a lot and somedays he likes his space. I'm not saying he hates cuddling but more than that on days he is either tired or stressed he likes to keep that little limit to what happens next.

Con? Attention... you would literally take his cats away from him to get his attention.

Cute extra info- likes it when you call him and yourself Appa and Eomma to his cats.

✿ Changbin

Changbin being the puff/ strong guy(sorry that sounded disturbed lol) We all know how babied he likes to be.

Him as a boyfriend is just very natural, I mean from the way he takes you on a fancy date to even putting nail polish on your left hands. Everything is very genuine and he loves it. The Boyfriend to always apologize first.

I find him as someone to take attraction and the next step which is relationship very seriously. ( the person to be very calculative, it can beat Chan honestly..)Knowing that he is afraid to hurt people in any kind of way, to hurt you even as an accident breaks his heart.

Dates- Our Dwaekki loves taking you on dates with loads of food or snacks. A typical Korean restaurant or even food stalls, he loves seeing you eat than to be broken when you might have some kind of sickness due to eating problems.

PDA = 5/10 why? Because he likes your opinion. He is okay with either if you insist on a particular one but slightly leans on less public knowing. Holding hands and probably hugging you wouldn't be a huge problem for him.

In Bed things? he loves it anytime honestly... if he is horney he is getting what he wants and when you are same goes to you.. you'll get what you want..

Cons? Too much aegyo which makes you do things you don’t necessarily want to. (Stay blessed)

Cute extra info- Praise him! (x100) loves it when you say things like " my boyfriend is so strong.." or even " those arms mmm..."

✿ Hyunjin

I mean do I need to say how into he is with this??? Damn this man is the most prepared man a girl could have. The type to know everything about relationships... from trending couple fashion to even special not important but cute couple events..( that he probably found randomly scrolling through google)

He knows your anniversary, birthday, your moms birthday, dads and basically your whole family knows him too. He also keeps track of your monthly cycle too cause he likes being responsible for you..

He is the type to get jealous very easily BUT wont admit it when you ask. Likes to braid your hair while learning from YouTube.. Likes to buy you so many colorful cute hair accessories. (loves your hair..)

Dates- we all know this guy is fancy so he likes fancy dates but he can also be the complete opposite.. Fancy~ maybe to a art restaurant or even on a fancy boat cause why not.. Normally though~ likes to take you to an art museum or at night to take you on the roof for star gazing..

PDA = 2/10 why? I've probably given hints on my fictions with Hyunjin about this in particular. He prefers keeping this in private and that 20% is with his members (barely)

In Bed things? This guy couldn’t be more romantic lol. Loves being prepared for this buys every thing you both need… and yeah loves it.

Cons? He buys Kammi more hair clips than you sorry….

Cute extra info- likes when you get mad when he cut his hair lol. I apologize to all the stays I know he is cute every time but that long hair just hits different….

✿ Jisung

The craziest boyfriend you could have and will only have. You would low key love your relationship with this man I’m telling ya…

You two would have so much fun like toddlers. He is honestly the cutest, funniest, talented etc.. man you get all in one.. ahaha..

Likes to buy you the most stupid things that actually works for a daily living..( that thing he bought to watch on his phone while laying down 😵)

likes to joke around and talk to you a lot.. gurll listen to him he loves it. He likes to value your problems as well so listens to you too.

Dates- likes to watch anime so you two usually have this anime night cuddle sessions but if he were to plan something outside he would prefer to take you to the amusement part lol.

PDA = 8/10 why? honestly he likes showing you off cause he is fond of you. Basically doesn't care what others think... his parents know you, members, friends outside the group, and stays know you exist lol.. 20% i kept for a reason because he doesn't like it when things get out of handle so he wont do anything to the extent..

In bed things? yes he likes it but that turns up into a tickle fight or even a complete cringe but cute moment..

Cons? He might be very sensitive leading to him being upset and you having to apologize...

Cute extra info- loves it when you kiss his cheeks or just play with them in general..

✿ Felix

I had to bring this up at some point lol.. stays probably know the video where he says his clothes are boyfriend material lol...and yes i agree hands down!

A boyfriend material in his own way ahaha.. i mean we all know he loves to be cared for and loved. That Bangchan! spoiled little youngbok.. i personally feel or think two ways. Either he likes being cared for by you or he takes care for you since now he gets to be the older one..

Felix likes speaking in English so if you know English he would speak both languages as well. Likes to give you blowjobs cause he fell in love with you lol..

Dates- Shopping malls, window shopping, UNO on a picnic lol all these are his favs and so are yours .. Personally speaking he likes to take you to places where he can take lots of pictures of you..

PDA = 4/10 why? I don't know haha yup its just a feeling where I'm in between of two opposite thoughts.. I fell like he shows you to his members and family but not more than that.. (Olivia is most likely to love you)

In bed things? Likes being pampered and loves it when you lead.. happens pretty often actually..

Cons? yes! he like being touchy and so do you but he does it too much which beats ya.. and jealous really easily! and he lets you know that..

cute extra info- compliment him on his freckles and he will blush literally a tomato 🍅..

✿ Seungmin

Sweet really sweet.. he is the typical Korean boyfriend you'll get haha even better than that.

He just likes to talk to you or even look at you all day and keep that puppy smile on him.. The type to sing you a song to sleep or whenever you ask him to. likes to hear you sing too.. attempts to make you laugh but ends up, giving up.

He likes kissing your eyes when they are closed.. or when you just fell asleep after the song likes to give your eyes quick pecks..

Dates- He likes walks and that's why you go on evening walks and return when it's dark.. likes holding your hands. He likes grocery shopping with you, takes you to the rooftop to talk about life and its shitty problems.. Basically effortless things that make your relationship happy for what it is.

PDA = 1/10 why? I mean do I need to tell you this? he is like Minho but just a little bit more obvious.. Prefers to express his love when you two are alone..(that's it)

In bed things? umm yes but no.. i mean he gives in to your begs but I feel like Seungmin is just too into cute cuddling and these things are only when he is very desperate ..

Cons? not much but maybe ignoring you when you ask if he can buy you ice Cream for the fifty-sixth time..(but gives in anyway)

Cute extra info- He likes when he sees you in his clothes.. but doesn't say it and acts like he doesn't..

✿ Jeongin

Baby, baby, Baby..... he is our baby boyyyy but his savage ass towards his Hyungs just breaks it all hahaha…

Jk he is actually really cute, caring, sweet and likes to be protective. It may not suit him but yes he likes scolding people if done wrong to you..

You might be older or younger honestly he doesn’t care.. he is very respectful to you either way. He loves you and is very shy too which you find cute.

Dates- Asks you for your opinion or his Hyungs. He still is very inexperienced so he doesn’t know but sometimes likes it when you two spend time on the swings of some random park with fruit juice 🧃..

PDA = 0/10 why? Cause no no no no not even to his members haha he is just too shy and likes to keep his relationship in its own boundaries.

In bed things? Nope please! I’m sorry stays but I just can’t with Jeongin… (no further details he is just so precious to me)

Cons? He understands very late.. like you trying to say you want to cuddle, kiss etc.. without words he won’t get it. Just fucking be straight forward with our baby.

Cute extra info- honestly everything is cute about him so I can’t fit it here sorry… stays use your imagination here…

끝…

[the-tiniest-one]

Hello! I saw you asking for requests to be sent in. I was wondering if you could do headcanons for kakashi and gai (separately) with a plus size civilian s/o? Or one or the other? Thank you in advance ❤

MIGHT GUY

SO we all know Guy is ALL about 3 things. Youth. Passion. Protecting Precious People….and guess what? When you happen to cross paths with the Leaf Village’s Blue Beast, he trips over himself to let you know just how PRESH you are.

I don't see your status as a civilian as much of a road block for him. He needs someone grounded and with soft hands to hold.

Someone who will think he’s the strongest man in the world, a superhero.

He protects the ones he loves with his life and once you're in that circle there is no way out of this man’s giant heart.

You somehow enter Guy’s line of sight, maybe on a walk to class or work too early in the morning…. and from that moment you pass by and he catches sight of your pretty face, he is out for the count.

Now. Lets remember….Guy is CONFIDENT (sometimes more in spirit than in actual ability, he is the fake-it-till-you-make-it KING).

Also important to note: Guy is NOT the same as Rock Lee in his pursuit of women. He’s not about to blow every kiss at you from the jump or shamelessly confess everything out right. Don't get me wrong, he’s shameless….but Guy wants to be seen as someone cool, sexy, a real macho/mighty man... He wants to be slick Kakashi his eternal rival. He’s going to try to be velvety smooth….without success.

He would find any excuse to be in your eye line while flexing or saving a poor disguised student he employed for his contrived scheme, in this case... Neji or Lee in a dress from falling off a building LOL. (“They would be asking him to please explain again how this is training?”)------You might be a civilian. But Genjutsu of that level does NOT work on you LOL.

You are the one to finally introduce yourself to a slumped and defeated Guy after about a week of his adorable attempts at trying to bate you in with his goober acts.

“Hello, my name is (y/n). I was hoping maybe you would like to get a drink sometime?” you say with a half smile.

He would raise his head, teeth BEAMING….the power of youth always prevails!

Best. Decision. Ever. Guy charming and not to mention SHREDDED.

When he accepts your date offer, He would stand and grin, maybe saying something a little cocky like; “A handsome, war hardened devilish shinobi such as myself will always find time to satiate the voracious desires of such a heavenly woman so bursting with the essence springtime.”

He would be so so so respectful.

That being said, you're HIGH AF if you think you aren't making a B-line to walk by Kakashi on the way so Guy can tactfully walk by loudly so that his rival notices he’s with a cute girl.

He’s going to be the chivalrous type. The kind of man who makes sure your hands are around his giant bicep whenever he escorts you anywhere….which from this point on is almost anytime he is home from missions or not training.

Guy is perfect. He’s tall, JACKED, and such a sweet loving man.

He is obsessed with your shampoo. His nose is always in your hair.

Lets face it. Guy is 100% the most physical man that has ever walked the streets of Konoha. If you aren't big on touching, then his is not the man for you.

One hand will always be around your waist, holding your hand, arm around your neck, locked on your curves or anywhere else….respeeeectfully of course.

He will always be up on you and in your face so get ready for that LOL.

He will be proud of you. He will be boisterous to an exhausting level about your achievements.

He will be exhilarating in every way.

One of Guy’s greatest strengths is also one of his most unfortunate downfalls. He is wildly protective. Never underestimate his ferocity when it comes to you. You may have to communicate more than once where the line is when it comes to him watching over you. Even though you aren’t skilled in combat as he is, you also are not a child and he will take some time to learn what you require and what you don’t.

He always means well.

You have some faults and things to work on as well. Guy is tender as hell, an emotional, hot blooded, love sick fool who can and WILL take things you say to heart so be sure if you notice him freaking out or trying too hard to make you happy, to hold him and let me know often that he is perfect the way he his.

In the end all of the passions and butterflies that Guy provokes from your heart are entirely justified.

He will ask you to marry him after a date, probably at sunset, one knee, giant ring he spent way too much on.

He claims you deserve the world and you tell him that instead of the world “you would settle for just having his hands, his lips, and his heart.”

Do your best to return his love to the best of your ability because not everyone gets the chance to be loved by the Hidden Leafs Handsome Blue Beast.

KAKASHI

I’ve never seen Kakashi as someone who would end up with another shinobi bombshell.

Instead I think he would find himself interested in someone who is a total badass in another line of work.

Example; You first encounter him one day while advising Lady Tsunade on the information the Hidden Leaf Village (and a few others) pay’s your company large sums of money to collect, aggregate, and report.

Kakashi stands guard during the meeting, watching you speak with an eloquent grace and authority he finds captivating and maybe a little seductive.

By then end of the meeting he is curious about you...wondering what you thought of him, what you think about everything.... You never even look his way.

He falls in line with you as we escorts you out of the building, walking beside you in the otherwise empty stairwell.

You smirk and take the liberty of speaking first. “Did you enjoy the show Scarecrow?”

From that moment on he’s hooked.

Now I also don’t find the idea of him falling for someone with some FULL curves to be all that outlandish….He has never given .00000001% of a shit what other people think.

He also shares the famous Pervy Sage’s taste in “women he describes from research” and romantic books about women shaped like gourds so with that logic in mind….dude likes thicc, full, curvaceous women for sure. It's basically cannon at this point ;)

Kakashi is someone who has learned emotional detachment through pain. You are the first person who shows promise in tearing down those defenses.

Your relationship not necessarily a slow burn. Kashi isn’t a kid, just because he hasn’t fallen head over heals with anyone before, doesn’t mean he is a mystery to himself or oblivious to his feelings.

That being said, I do think he will protect you by keeping a relationship with you under wraps for the first year or so.

If anything EVER happened to you….he wont let that happen.

The secrecy could be hard on you at first.

Watching more than a few women flirt shamelessly with your Kashi is beyond ROUGH.

Especially considering most of them are tough as nails ninja women with perfect bodies. You aren't used to feeling threatened by other people men or women, so you have a hard time learning how to deal with it.

Kakashi is always quick to remind you that he is serious about your relationship though.

He looks at you with a ferocity only seen by people who are no longer alive. His voice is low and serious when he gets close and tells you, “(Y/N) You are my entire life. I will never leave you. I promise I am yours until the day I die.”

After a few times of him promising you that he really is in love with you, you believe him and can be secure in his word.

As his girlfriend, you take his breath away.

The way you speak, move, sleep….

Even the way you casually conduct yourself at home and in public makes him more than proud to know who you are. Let alone get to go home to you.

Guy is the first one to catch on believe it or not. He notices Kakashi peaking over the top of his book at you as you walk down the opposite side of the street. He’s known Kakashi since they were kids, he puts a reassuring hand on your boyfriends shoulder and vows without spoken words to protect you when Kakashi can’t be there….and Kakashi understands. It helps him sleep just a little better knowing he has help.

Stargazing on a rooftop one chilly autumn night, Kakashi grabs your hand and proposes to you with a small silver ring, slightly ashamed for it’s lack of a stone.

“I want you to be my wife.” is all he says and you wrap your arms around him whispering in his ear “You have had my heart since the first day I met you…. And you always will.”

His heart melts into a puddle at the sound of you telling him he will have a wife. Finally have family that loves him this much.