#I cannot deny that it looks pretty dang cute hahaha

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A few more doodles I had lying around!

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Criminal Minds s02e14 The Big Game review - or more aptly named, the episode that has my brain spinning like a fucking dreidel and makes me go what the actual fuck and why is James van der Beek a crazy psycho and how dare they jeopardize my feelings like this? Assholes.

Episode 14 – The Big Game

Hey guys! So I’m back from work, and ready to rock and roll with the team of superheroes. This episode suggests that it’s centered around some type of sport, considering it’s America, it’s bound to be football, or baseball, or basketball, or anything really, damn, Americans do love their spectator sports.

Oh well, let’s see what happens.

And I nailed it! Football! Superbowl? Oh damn. Are they going to kill an NFL player?

Oh, no, it’s just the TV. Okay.

Ooh, creepy stalker. Should be interesting.

Okay, so we heard two voices. Is one coercing the other one to kill them? Oh damn.

Hey. Wasn’t the back door closed before? Hmm. Spooky.

They have a cleaning lady for their home? Privileged fucks.

He’s calling in a 911 call to tell them that Raphael is going to kill those people because they have too much stuff? Oh god. And then Raphael kills them. Oh crap.

Okay, Superbowl party. Okay.

Oh damn! Derek dancing. Oh shit. Fuck!

I’m with you, Penelope, I’m drooling with you all over that hunk of yummy chocolate, too.

Hahaha, oh Emily I love you. Warning Derek against his wallet falling out and then Derek is all like, “That’s all right, I’ll be a broke, happy man.” Oh damn.

Oh damn. That was so hot. And it’s so not nice of Emily to dig on Derek like that. He’s a smooth, yummy, sexy cat and I could watch him all night long. Rawr.

Hahahah Hotch is taking Hayley to dance, aww.

Wait, JJ can play darts? Awesome.

“You’re gonna have to find someone else to humiliate you.” Oh my god, I just fell in love with JJ all over again.

Ha! Reid playing drinking games with geek friends is everything.

Oh my goodness, that was the most amazing 3 minutes ever.

What is Gideon looking at? And I love him whistling. Damn.

Bird pictures? Seriously?

He’s a bird enthusiast. Good to know.

Why are they showing us the unsub’s face? What is going on here? They don’t usually do that in this show. What’s up?

“You know, it never fails. Just as I’m getting my groove thing going, bam, we’re back at the BAU.” Oh my god, someone arrest this man for being too hot.

Penelope knows what I’m talking about.

Oh my god, Emily is such a sassy kitten, I love her. “So, is it really that hard to get your groove thang going on again?” oh my god, that is just mean, girl.

In 4.26 minutes, “Raphael” managed to butcher the two people like crazy and disappeare before the police showed up? Oh dang.

Mission-based killers. Fuck.

God, I hate this Raphael dude. He is one sick asshole. Poor guy.

What the fuck do farm animals have to do with anything?

Whoa, is that the guy’s daddy? Oh boy. Did he just poke him with white-hot metal? Oh my god, someone stop this asshole! Shit!

His daddy burnt a cross on his forehead? How messed up did he turn out?

Okay. That was 11 minutes before the show opening started. Oh shit. This is gonna be an intense one.

Perry Smith: “I didn’t have anything against them, and they never did anything wrong to me, the way other people have all my life. Maybe they’re just the ones who have to pay for it.” Oh crap, I really don’t like the sound of this quote, it definitely sets a tone to the entire episode that leaves me spooked.

“Ever so welcome, my liege.” Oh Penelope, you silly goose.

Wait. All of a sudden Gideon is tired of cases that happen due to people blaming religion on their actions? Damn.

Hey! This detective was the guy who didn’t want to pursue the case of the frozen lady in the first season of Castle! Hey, dude!

Prentiss, how are you not phased by this grossness? Gross.

So it could be a hunter or a farmer who knew how to drain the body of blood. Gross.

Oh JJ, you charmer.

Oh my god, Derek in those doctor sock-baggie things is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

Wait, Garcia just got a viral video of the murder? Oh shit. He’s actually filming that crap? Why? What does he have to gain from that? Oh my god, that is so sick.

He hacked their laptop and manipulated their camera? Oh god.

So he can see into the PD because they took the laptop with them? Oh god, how can they be so stupid?

He turned off the computer so they cannot access them? Seriously paranoid.

People think this shit is cool? Seriously? It’s really sick.

So he works at a computer service company? So he has access to computers? Oh my god, that is seriously sick.

Okay. That’s one guy entering the house. How can there be more than one person talking then? This doesn’t make sense. And he’s calling 911 again? What the fuck is wrong you, asshole?

Okay, so they have a witness and they didn’t get a description. Yikes. But he says there was only one guy. Interesting.

And there’s another murder, this time reported in by Raphael himself. And this time they cut the male’s throat? What the fuck? Oh, the victim was the local handyman? So his wife was supposed to be home, and the handyman wasn’t even supposed to be there? So he’s abducted her because she cheated on her husband with the handyman. Damn.

So he’s trying to punish those who have sinned? Oh god, that is seriously sick.

“Jeez, don’t you people answer your cell phones anymore?” I love you, Garcia.

Oh god, the daddy was so psychotic he drowned his dad in the tub as ‘batpism’?

Oh my god, Penelope, I love you so much, you are absolutely precious and I’m so, so sorry you had to witness those dogs tear that girl to pieces.

Wait, the detective can recognize the dogs because they attacked someone before but he didn’t press charges against the dogs? Oh damn.

Hey! That’s James Van Der Beek! Oh my god, you’re so cute!!!!!!

Wait, he’s 30 and lives with his daddy? That psycho is still alive? Oh god.

Wait, did Reid really have to pee or was he just playing Hankle?

Wait, why is Hankle denying having called the police?

Oh shit, he was timing their response calls? Oh you sick, sick, sick puppy, Toby.

Wait, where is Reid going now?

Oh, you smart peeping Tom. Oh shit, Toby can see him! Shit! Wait, Toby is running away!

And they finally found him out! Boo yah! Boy genius and cutie blondie on the go.

And they can’t call in anyone. Great.

Wait. They split up? Oh god, bad idea, Reid. For a genius, you’re an idiot.

Yeah, like she can hear him from that far.

Why would Reid go into the corn field alone? That’s like the worst plot of a horror film that I’ve ever heard of, can’t say I’ve seen, cuz I hate horror movies.

Shit. JJ just stepped on something that made noise. Oh god, that’s just gross, that’s a puddle of gross blood. ew. And those are hungry dogs! Shit! Run, Reid, save JJ! Fast!

Oh shit! He just knocked out my little genius.

Wait. What? Those two people speaking are the same guy? It’s Hankle? His daddy is really dead and he’s just imitating his dad? Oh my god. That’s the sickest fucking thing in the world.

And turns out he’s abducted my pretty boy genius? Oh god. Oh god.

 Okay, so this episode just went haywire in all directions. This Toby Hankle dude is insane as fuck! And James van der Beek is an amazing actor and more people should appreciate that cute puppy. Also, who the fuck said that hot FBI detectives can’t rock crime scene baggie booties? Cuz Derek Morgan sure can XD. What’s not cool is that they think it’s ok to leave a cliff hanger where Reid is abducted by that crazy psycho loony Hankle. Not cool. At all. I’m anxious. So I’m gonna see the next episode and let you all see what happens tomorrow. Though you’ve probably already seen it, in which case – SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don’t you dare spoil it for me.

Love ya, see y’all tomorrow to find out what happens to pretty boy genius. <3