#I can't take her seriously
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Because Bryce is both hinted at being curvy but also not - Icl, I always imagine her with an out of proportion BBL
Like I think I know what sjm was going for but it just doesn't translate well in my brain. Especially since I think Bryce only mentions running and pilates, not weights etc
And it will say she's wearing a green dress that shows off her curves but covers her thighs, so my mind connects the modernity of crescent city and BBL Bryce and concludes the dress is giving 2020 fashion nova bodycon
But then she's wearing flats and takes off running through the city??and all I think of is a sim with dragged out proportions running around like a gta character
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Still some doodles of them :DD
#What's great with tua is that you can make any aus and say that it was one of the canon Timelines#five hargreeves#ofc he is the easiest one for me to draw I can't draw adults to save my life dshjds#Viktor Hargreeves#he deserves to be more violent on screen#allison hargreeves#there is one braincell for all the siblings and she has it most of the time help her#diego hargreeves#ben hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#my art#once again do not take this too seriously it's like half au/half hcs#idk how to explain but for me Five is as 58 as he is 13#He's making the biggest effort to tell his siblings where he goes for once#while bringing a gun of course#Luther and Diego makes me wanna jump off a roof to draw but I love them a lot too#tua#tua fanart#the umbrella academy fanart#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#the hargreeves#they make me very emotionnal I love them#ghost ben I miss you#I miss you sm n6 Ben#I shouldn't have given Klaus a shirt it was a reflex sorry Klaus#disclaimer I don't draw with references sorry I really try to :'))#they don't have the same faces every two doodles it's normal for now ahah
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loop and mirabelle. That's it that's the ask
DAY 84: enrolled in the gossip wars
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#mirabelle isat#isat spoilers#vaguely. mostly for the tags#i think it'd be sooo funny if like. loop and mirabelle postcanon.#loop has rejoined the party somewhat recently and they are not at all adapting. to be honest. reunion probably happened too soon#bc they are a siffrin which means they are disgustingly sentimental. their ass is not taking the time to discover themself as a new person.#do you really think loop is gonna take their own advice.lol.#lmao even#Ok so anyways i think the party and loop would have a weird thing going on#like theyre all extremely grateful to loop. and they trust loop through the general basis of theyre apparently very dear to siffrin#but fucking nobody knows what to make of this bitch. odile knows they are hiding Something but she has no certain evidence to pin it down.#isabeau can't catch loop alone for more than 5 seconds. has the distinct sense they're avoiding him and he does not know why#bonnie....well tbh i think they'd vibe with loop. bonnie win.#mirabelle. i think she wouldn't really like loop? not at first anyways#do you remember in sasasap mirabelle telling siffrin(loop) that for a long time she thought they were a callous sort of person#bc they never took anything seriously at all. like the whole journey didnt mean anything. until they took an eye for bonnie#i think mirabelle would catch a similar vibe towards loop(lol.) bc like#like loop's main presence in the group is negging siffrin and being weird and dodgy around everyone else#i don't even think they'd be mean to the others but they would do everything in their power to throw the party zero bones#so all mirabelle has to go on for loop is that they're kind of a dickhead to her friend and that they're not receptive to normal group#social activities. i think being on the receiving end of mirabelle's kindness would make loop kind of sad and she'd pick up on it#but like. loop is inexplicably important to siffrin. she doesn't know the details bc neither of them want to talk at all about the loops#and i think siffrin would be especially dodgy abt talking about loop in the interrim between them rejoining and them being Presumed Dead#so mirabelle tries a new strategy to bridge the gap between her and loop. the power of Mutual Haterism#more specifically i think mirabelle would get the impression of loop as being much more of a bitch than they actually are#due to the aforementioned siffrin negging#so like. maybe that's just how they socialize maybe they'd be down to talk about hot takes and gossip a bit
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FAMINE: That's one deep, dark nothing you've got there, Dean.
[youtube with closed captions]
dean and his father. dean and his family. dean and how bad it is.
(via @closetoyou1970)
#spn#vid#mind the warnings on this one for real#woe! fruit of my rewatch be upon ye.#pallas calls this my 'deangirl coming out vid' which honestly. true. but those who paid attention know i've always been a deangirl.#also. after this no more deanwinchester rilo kiley amvs I Pwomise#anyway. i'm not gonna give a full commentary here but a big reason why i chose this song is that the narrator#is essentially dismissing her own problems and instead watching the problems of someone else#and i kind of wanted to play with that theme. this is the parallels show so let's do some parallels. lots of things happen to characters#that are Like Dean somehow. either in personality or circumstance. that we know or can infer happen to him. but we don't see it bc it's#not sayable. not speakable. so like for an easy one. we see meg being tortured in caged heat. she also talks about apprenticing under#alastair just like dean. so i show her being tortured [in a way that is sexualized and demon-specific] and reacting how she does#because i invite the audience to imagine or interpret that this has also happened to dean at some point. we just don't see it#so there are many dean parallels in this video. some obvious. some subtle but textual. some products of my twisted mind. but that's the way#i am using them to make my argument.#oh also: dean voice sam's eyes going black is JUST like when he used to fight with dad and wouldn't listen to me when i told him not to.#i guess also the point is that because it's unsayable. dean can't say it. dean can't even acknowledge it. and so it bleeds through#into everything in his life#that's why it's important that the song narrator doesn't take her own problems seriously. dean doesn't either.
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illario is such a drama queen i can't
#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#their relationship dynamic is so funny to me man i can't take them seriously#like there is illario selling his soul to a blood mage to get rid of his family#and lucanis comes back#and then illario has his edgelord mcgee moment where he angrily scribbles out lucanis' name while keeping his granny hostage#in her own room#and then there is lucanis who just starts ordering coffee for that demon????#deeply unserious individuals
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i sit down i pick up a pencil i draw them it's not my fault
#fionna and cake#my thoughts on ep 8 ->#guys i loved the eps but i can't take the flashbacks seriously WHY did she keep calling him petrikov...#if you're not on a first name basis then why are you on a solo expedition to find ancient artifacts basis!!!!#like i think we the audience (and fionna) are supposed to be happy for them while simultaneously feeling like something is wrong#e.g. betty dropping everything for simon and him letting her#i just wonder if the name thing is supposed to be part of that or if this is just a me problem lol
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As someone who's been a Team Starkid fan since the beginning, since 2009... do the young fans who only know hatchetfield know the old lore?? Do you know about crying in the choir room?? Do you know the door gag? Do you know Liam's got a phone call? Do you know about the iconic accidental sing along SanFran Con appearance? This isn't me being elitist or anything, I genuinely want to know! I just feel so very much older than all of you, all the time. Does anyone remember Tanya and her gay little blonde bob???
#starkid#team starkid#I remember every year during the summer I used to rewatch all their shows in order of upload#it didn't used to take so long#I can't remember the last time I did it#part of me misses pre Twisted Starkid#but then I realize I don't actually miss it#I miss being a kid and a teenager and not having to worry about bills and taxes and my next car insurance bill and next meal#Starkid is such a actual company but it has been for a while#I feel like people only take it seriously niw that they don't do blatant parody musicals#anyway I'm so excited for Cinderella's Castle#as number 1 fan and defender of Cinderella and her story I am pumped and excited to see what Starkid does with it#I pledged 25 dollars to the kickstarter cause that's all I had to give last month I was the 1964th pledger#I know new fandom always finds old fandom cringe and stupid but there was a simplicity back in 2009 that I'll always miss
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also i talk about 'getting lucanis out' like it's an easy thing but i do genuinely wonder if he experiences cognitive dissonance over it all. surely he must know if he stays with the crows and stays first talon, he's stuck in this state forever. he can change things, but how long does that last? how many times has he thought, guilty, 'maybe after caterina dies, i can be free'? how many crows will be waiting for him to die, so they can go back to killing for coin without thinking of the innocents lucanis wants to save? how could he ever ensure that? and if he has kids (i don't even think. he wants kids frankly.) i refuse to believe he would abuse them the way caterina abused him. like how does he raise any child to take over a guild that is infamous for infighting. he doesn't need to look far to know how that goes. the dellamortes used to be 14 members strong, and within a few decades that number gets whittled down to 3. lucanis stays with the crows? it can be whittled down to 0. but the dellamorte legacy remains. how on earth could he ever extract himself from the mess he's inherited. how could he ever trust any other hand except his own
#i do not think he should stay. but . oh my fucking god the idea of obligation 'im the only one who can fix this' is craaazy.#a rook that wants him to go for his own sake. lucanis who can't look away because he knows what the crows are. WOWWWW.#lucanis dellamorte#its also sweet and idealistic of me to think teia and viago could do something. i could perhaps pray and think like this but you know#tyche leaving him over this literally makes me want to die. she really would.#ok sort of. but my darling girl stuck with the crows for the rest of her life makes me want to fucking chew glass#veilguard spoilers#dav#it would kill her. LUCANIS YOU HAVE TO GET BETTER SHE CANNOT TAKE THIS SHE NEEDS TO BE ON A SANDY COAST TO LIVE#i have seriously been thinking abt this for a while since i finished the game bc the idea of tyche wanting kids is not out of the question#tyche having kids. with a lucanis who is talon. divorrrcceee.
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ninjago & taylor swift lyrics
#so i might have gone overboard and made too many#enjoy#'amelia it's just a lego show it's not that deep' oh YEAH?? then why is haunted literally jaya and TIMT & mirrorball are literally arin#invisible string for pixane because he gave her half his heart. GOODBYE!!#ninjago#dragons rising#lego ninjago#ninjago arin#ninjago nya#ninjago jay#jaya#ninjago lloyd#ninjago sora#ninjago roby#ninjago wyldfyre#wtf is wyldfyre and roby's shipname i can't find it anywhere. sillyshipping i suppose because they are The Sillies#ninjago geo#ninjago cole#geodeshipping#lostshipping#ninjago harumi#my post#plsssssssss don't flop i know most of tumblr hates taylor swift but guys i sent far longer on this than i should've#im not tagging their surnames i cba#posts that will be brought up for my denial into the pearly gates#reason:#taking ninjago too seriously
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Really happy with how she turned out! I decided to give her some naiad features, inspired by this post and it was really fun! I hc that she can breathe underwater (even though she doesn't have gills. Do naiads have gills?), although I am not sure if she can do it freely or for a limited amount of time 🤔
The fabric piece covering her chest was loosely inspired by 18th century neckerchiefs, because I wasn't sure how the Mycenaean open chest fashion would fly with the censorship here or on other platforms ¯\_(• ▽ •;)_/¯
#I can leave comments and reblog posts again#yay#the odyssey#tagamemnon#penelope#character design#my art tag#I hc that she took over Odysseus' duties while he was away and got to be a reigning queen for about 10-13 years#until the suitors took over. It's a pretty long rant and I can't fit it into tags#this is her design before that#her being a ruler wouldn't really have been possible by Homer's time because of how the ancient Greece treated women#but since the story was set in Mycenaean Greece... maybe? Just maybe she could have enough authority for the assembly to take her seriously#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#greek mythology#maybe this hc would change as I learn more things about history#but for now it's here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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#spop#she ra#catradora#spop catra#spop adora#spop s5 taking control#i love them ahh#entrapta being quick to forgive doesn't surprise me- she's also not good at the emotional stuff#and when she sees catra tearing up as she apologizes i think that was enough for her#can't stop making gifs.#won't stop making gifs#it was seriously so hard to pick only 10 gifs for this shit#i straight up made like 20 lmao#this is what i do now#this is who i am. fight me
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What if... Who Killed Markiplier... but it's Ace Attorney Investigations...
"Ace District Attorney Investigations", if you will.
(Everything you see here was drawn by me, with some backgrounds/that one evidence photo being either screenshots from the show, or edits of official photographs of Mythea Castle, where WKM was filmed)
#who killed markiplier#wkm#ace attorney investigations#wkm fanart#wkm district attorney#captainsona#captain yona masters#''a burgundy-wearing prosecutor teaming up with a kooky detective? now why does that sound familiar- OH YEAH!''#anyway you guys ever notice that the da from what we're shown is a pretty piss-poor investigator?#they just kinda wander around aimlessly and allow people to shoo them away before offering up any information#like their alibis or lack thereof#it doesn't exactly help that wkm is a choose your own adventure without any choices#and I know mark's team was limited on budget and time or whatever and they meant for it to be more involved than what we got!#it's not their fault!#but still you can't deny that what we got isn't very satisfying as far as murder mysteries go#and I don't feel all that compelled to pretend otherwise!#so in the version of wkm that exists in MY head#da!yona is going to take the prospect of solving her dear friend's murder SERIOUSLY goddammit!#(the conclusion she's gearing up towards in the last two pictures#is that the party was a cover for mark's plan to kill the colonel; but it obviously backfired and mark wound up getting killed instead)#(that's her theory. as we all know it's not /quite/ accurate to what really happened but it's pretty close!)#(obviously she's unaware of any supernatural element to the whole thing at this point)#(or heck maybe in this version of events there actually isn't a supernatural element at all and she's right. I haven't decided)
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act 2 prediction
#my art#inanimate insanity#ii spoilers#ii mephone4#ii lightbulb#ii microphone#i mean wouldn't that be a fucked up way for this secret to be revealed? if mic heard cobs say it through her gain function#and how upset do you think lightbulb will be when she finds out there's a reason she can't take things seriously#if you can't read my handwriting then check the ALT text
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when were y'all gonna tell me about persephone, the poodle webkinz who runs a shop that's pretty much exclusively for rich people-
i need to make it clear that the irony here is not lost on me LOL
what's even better is the comment section which is a mixed bag of praise and "fuck you persephone for hating poor people" criticisms and again, thE IRONY SHOULD NOT BE LOST ON US HERE-
this has literally nothing to do with LO and yet it makes me laugh so fucking hard to see a whole ass other niche and specific fandom embroiled in criticism regarding a pink depiction of persephone who they deem to be a snobby diva
d-
do you think-
do you think this is what rachel's been referencing the whole time when she keeps having the male characters in LO brag about persephone's pedigree-
#never expected the antiLO community to have a crossover episode with the webkinz community fr#i support you webkinz persephone haters#you may have won the battle but the war wages on#btw in case anyone can't see the obvious here this is a shitpost purely for gags#like this literally has zero to do with lore olympus so please don't take an ounce of it seriously#i know i shouldn't have to say that but i just know i'm gonna get messages in my inbox over this LOL#it's hilarious that persephone is a lightning rod for snobby diva girl characterizations like this#they really do just keep making her pink and mean#this is officially the dumbest thing i've ever posted fr#out of everything i'm going to hell for this is up there as the worst LMAO
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Reblog with 1 troll (or alternian resident) to be judged by aelynn* :>
judge backs are very welcome
*please note that aelynn has vision powers that allow her to see everything, including through masks/blood colour/mutations etc so if i don't know the character you might want to mention it so that aelynn takes it into consideration
#i can't remember if she can see through illusions/transforming tech and magic or not i would have to ask bast#ALSO LET ME JUST REMIND EVERYONE THAT IF YOU'RE GONNA PUT A SEADWELLER IN FRONT OF HER IT'S NOT GONNA BE A GOOD RESULT#SHE DOESN'T LIKE THEM#or subjugs#you are free to reblog with them but seriously it's very unlikely she'll be even. polite.#exceptions DO apply but it's rare#anyway i'm gonna go take a shower and then if anyone has reblogged i will answer once i am clean
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You ready?
(crying) OKAY BUT. Echo didn't even HESITATE. He didn't tell Omega to go with them to safety. He didn't ask, are you sure. He knew she would stay, and he didn't question that. He RESPECTED IT.
She's finally their equal.
#the bad batch#tbb#tbb spoilers#the bad batch spoilers#the bad batch season 3#tbb echo#tbb omega#I can't even explain what that means to me#she's worked so hard for them to take her seriously#after all the 'its too dangerous omega' 'stay here omega'#this is what shes trained for and she is READY
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