#I also ended up looting a magic hat that lets you change your appearance

[unwantedcrow]

The party just got into a fight with a bunch of orcs. I (elven cleric) gets knocked down two zero hit points two different within the combat. I am rolling death saves and one of the orcs places his axe over my neck and say if anyone moves, I die.

The barbarian, thinking he was fast enough, attacked anyway.

The orc swung for his two attacks…

And rolled two nat ones.

So my poor DM now has to orchestrate why this super strong orc was unable to hit the unconscious 4’10” body of my cleric.

It was the best revenge