#I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

[the-wandering-mage]

5+1 Danny Phantom x DC universe prompt

Five times The Teen Titans thought they were fighting a new bad guy and the one time they realized they were just trying to make a friend.

Had this idea don't know if I'll ever fully write it but here it goes for anyone else to use. As is Fanon ghosts socialize by fighting. Dani is sent to a dimension (clockwork identified as the safest for her or because it has a lot of young heros for her to make friends with and not enough healthy ecto to create ecto ghosts) her safety while Danny fights the whole war with the GIW and there is some political upheaval about how Danny is handling it. Danny doesn't want his child in the middle of it. Dani is sent with an emergency communicator, Cujo, a backpack full of things to help her, and most importantly a case with healthy ecto.

Dani wares a medical device that gives her transfusions of ecto and nutrients her human body needs to keep her form stable. Idk if a belt or a arm cuff I like the idea of better. I briefly thought a crown belt combo for the aesthetic but a princess crown would be really impractical.

So, to the meat of the story. Dani tries to make friends the only way she knows how from both her instincts and time spent in the realms before being basically witsec'd, she picks fights with them. Stealing their stuff to get them to chase her ect. A lot of taunting and shit talking and generally being a pain. Maybe even stealing food from stores because she needs it and knows Danny will pay them back. The teen titans think she's a villain she thinks they are really bonding. The more she evades them the more they get frustrated and uping the ante. They get confused when she actually helps them take out an actually baddy. Then she steals Robin's cape and they are right back to being pissed with her.

Then one day during one of their "spars" Starfire or someone else gets a lucky shot on her medical device which of course they think is just villain tech or something. Or alternatively she could just be running low and needs to refill if you want to be boring. Her medical device gives a warning beep and she calls time out. Now anytime she'd ever called time out it was a respected rule in the realms. In a play fight you call break everything stops so she is completely caught off guard when her new friends don't stop. They keep going and it's not fun anymore it's scary.

She starts crying and she gets hurt and doesn't understand why and is begging them to tell her why they are being mean. The team at first is annoyed and scoffs while thinking they finally got the upper hand and she is just trying to trick them with crocodile tears. Then she starts destabilizing. Then they start to freak out and realize that it's real. She calls Cujo to fetch her medkit with her ecto. They treat her and inbetween sobs and trying to help what they now realize is a scared little girl that they get she thought they were playing. Starfire and Robin are the first to figure out it's a cultural/species difference. The whole team feels super guilty.

Then scared when Dad Danny and Tucker show up having gotten an alert her medical device has malfunctioned. Danny explains everything and apologizes about the trouble. The team apologies for their side of things. Dani ends up with friends in the end and the team takes care of her and nicknames her princess. Funny beginning heartache middle and happy ending.

[pkmn-smashorpass]

My partner once turned to me and said "Houndoom's bite leaves a burn that can be felt on the victim's skin forever. I wonder what its cum feels like." and that's stuck with me for a while

[letmebite-you]

“but i thought we were friends” heartbreaking

[etakeh]

What. What did they just say.

[jadeprismm]

So yh my new friend who seemed so sweet and great has blocked me across all platforms without warning, and i'm so upset.

[parasolladyansy]

WELP.

Day 1 of beach trip: I drive 4 hours, have fun playing in the waves, & the ocean ate my phone :/

[jamminvroomvroom]

woke up. saw The News. killed myself 3729 times in my head. face down in my bed. it cannot be real.

[cheeseycapy]

🥖

No bread?! You monster!! 😱😱

[glitchyko]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

victim 1

victim 2

[skateisawesome]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE MEAN TO ME

WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE YOU DO THIS

I HATE BEING A TEENAGE GIRL

[faggotwalkwithme]

youre a faggot

what the fuck, dude

[doodledoesthing3]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: @lpsgirl109’S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE SAID THAT THE HOPPY HOPSCOTCH PLUSHIE WAS COMING OUT LAST. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE SAID THAT TO ME. SHE WENT TO MOB ENTERTAINMENT HEAD QUARTERS' AND SHE MADE HOPPY HOPSCOTCH GO LAST, AND SHE SAID THAT SHE GOT MATPAT TO HELP HER DO IT. AND I SAID “that’s insane!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM: "PEG, HARRY OSBORN ISN’T GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT SPIDER-MAN GAME, HIS STORYLINE WILL BE THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY HOPPY HOPSCOTCH STORYLINE LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT, GUYS. ALL FLUFF, NO PLOT HOLES, NO CREEPY WRITERS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE POPPY PLAYTIME CHAPTER 4. SHE RUINED MY HOPES AND DREAMS TO GET A HOPPY HOPSCOTCH PLUSHIE, SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, JOE BIDEN? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! /hj

[daftmooncretin]

et tu ryan bergara?

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

THE WIP GAME Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Why did you do this to me, @six-demon-bag?

Okay, here are my 34 WIPs that no one will ever read because I write two and a half sentences a year. BEHOLD!

P.S. Most of my stuff is inspired by songs, and I put song titles in parentheses to make it easier to remember which fic is about what.

(Altered Carbon Winterbaron)

(Control Winterbaron)

(Prey Cloverbaron)

(Timetravel Balerdibaron)

A Good Trainwreck (Written In Blood)

A Man Who Won't Stay Dead (Stay Dead)

Bare Your Teeth (Teeth)

Beyond The Dam (Moby Duck)

Boil In My Veins (In Flames)

Breakout (Pressure)

Cold To The Touch (So Human of You)

Confession (Have Faith)

Emotional Necromancy (Brain Damage)

End Of All Evil (Way of the Strong)

Haze (Just One Dance)

Hearts Of Impeccable Taste (Want to Be Hunted)

Her Patron Saint Is Death (Scarlet Vow)

Hourglass (The Path Home)

Idols (No More Heroes)

Last Ride On The Loop (Realization)

Like A Fever Taking Hold (Fever)

Mantras Of Greater Purpose (Sainthood and Sanctuary)

Misery (You Make Me Feel Like It's Halloween)

Once More Enslaved (False Kings)

One Drop's Enough (Anthem to the Edge of the Earth)

Pandemonium (Modern Mythology)

Paralyzed With You (Paralyzed)

Plague's Possession (Outside)

Roulette In My Head (Bad Luck)

So Much Colder (Apocalypse State of Mind)

Someone Else's Lies (Rachael)

These Special Words (Black Magic)

Tyvian Red (Dishonored Laszky)

When I Close My Eyes (Nightmares)

Yes, demon, balerdibaron and cloverbaron are your fault.

Some of them are literally only one or two sentences long, so you might get unlucky, and I won't be able to tell much about them. If that happens, just ask about something else. Unless you are unlucky again... I know, I'm terrible.

I'm not tagging anyone, no one should be subjected to this torment. The cycle of WIP game violence ends with me.

[miafi]

UNIVERSE. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU TO DO ME THIS DIRTY???

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Pocket watch: what have I done

This is one of my vest works yet