#I NEED TO SLLEP NOW

[ghostlychaosfoil]

I JUST TOLD MY FRIEND I LIKED TMNT THAT WAS GENUINELY THE MOST SCARY YHONG I HAVE EVER DONE IM FREAKING SHAKING

[navysealt4t]

oh i definitely need therapy

[sofilandstuff]

omg jellie whatttttt how did I missed it!!? AHHHH look at him he is so cute!! with his coffee jelly!! oh a jellie drawing a jelly chjdks

thank you so much for this gift!!! omg I can't believe it!! 😭💖 I love you I'm happy to have met you too!

happy birthday @sofilandstuff !! :D

I’m super happy to have met you and i hope you’ve had a great day!!

[yourgamemasterthewhiterabbit]

Well the front wheel on my cart broke.

And I thought I was going to get soaked for at least half of what I paid for these "sports top" binder like things from walmart I never received... But then they refunded me almost 200$ instead of the 80-ish max I thought I had paid... ??? Zero complaints there, geez.

Unfortunately when I decided to drop 200$ on a cart that would have replaceable wheels I did not account for the fact that only amazon sells the correct wheel replacement type, so I have to figure something out by spring.

The rest for this year I'll get at the dollarstore and buy little enough to carry by hand or I'll order it delivered from wallomart.

I can't anymore anyway, I'm done.

I'm so done.

I started today with leaving the house when someone just happened to be smoking right outside my door and now I am perpetually dizzy.

I'm so fucking done with today.

I'm going to have to medicate in a way that increases my risk of catching covid and might fuck with my kidneys, but the last thing I need right now is for my lungs to start acting up or to let this trigger someo ongoing allergy attack episode.

I want to fucking sllep.

[7-galaxys]

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[zevrans-remade]

missing lara croft hours: open ✔

[aajjks]

(honestly, it feels so nice without the yandereness, alas, it cannot stay this way, hehe)

For the fanclub (y/n's crush on Alina cont'd again): *walks out of the ensuite bathroom* Woah! I wasn't expecting you guys to be up here in the bedroom so quickly. Have you guys even eaten? If you say so. How about the others? Did Alina eat?

Yes, I just had a shower. Can't you tell from my wet hair? You've really made yourselves comfortable in the bed while I was in the shower. Where am I supposed to lay? Ugh guys, please don't fight right now, I'm so tired and just need to sleep. Fine do whatever you want, I'm not going to stop you. Goodnight.

...

*shakes them awake* Did you guys hear that? I swore I heard something. It sounded like a small crash and then some walking around. Maybe some whispering too. It might just be one of the other guys walking around or something, but... I don't know I'm not feeling good about this. Should I go check? Will you come with me? Fine, if you're so tired then stay here, you talked big game about protection before, but what does it matter now. I'll go on my own.

I've got to make sure Alina is safe.

"HEY Y/N COME NOW LETS SLEEP TOGETHER!" Jimin patted on the bed. "Yes, we did! Of course sleeping with you is like a dream!!!" Jungkook continued. "Fuck... You really gotta bring alina up right now? Why do you care, she has somebody else who's willing to care for her, as you saw..." Jimin rubbed salt in your wound, jungkook quickly changed the topic when he saw you glared at jimin.

"Y/-Y/N did you take a shower? Oh yes, you did haha..." Jungkook was embarrassed but at least he diverted your mind.

He couldn't see you get angry... You were scary. As you walked towards your bed, the guys laid there shirtless, getting even more comfortable in the space. "Oh you could sleep beside me- NO Y/N WILL LAY BESIDE ME! FUCK OFF!" They had started to fight again.

Jimin threw pillows at jungkook and jungkook kept on saying no and just as he was about to attack on jimin you told them to stop.

"okay Y/N I think you should sleep in the middle!" Jimin suggested. And surprisingly you agreed.

Man, you had to be really tired.

"GOOD NIGHT Y/N BABY DREAM OF ME!"

"good night Y/N dream of me too!"

"fuck off"

"no you fuck off!"

"blah blah blah!"

"SORRY Y/N!"

____

Someone was shaking them, jimin lazily muttered, still half asleep, "what happened... Y-Y/N.. no I did not mhmmm let me sleeeep..."

You shook jungkook buy he wasn't even budging. "What the fuck, jimin? I'm fuvkin tireddd let me sleep- Y/N? No I didn't hear anything maybe it could be Y/N and woo fooling around... Maybe hyungs are doing that... Sleep, don't be worried, come sllep please.

What... No please don't say that... Fine I'll come! Look jimin fell asleep..."

[redstarwriting]

That Damn Book

Stephen Strange x Reader

Request: “Can we have a strangexreader piece where the reader is constantly trying to make sure that Stephen doesn't overwork himself, slleps and eats at decent times? Maybe one day he locks her out of the study and she opens a portal to snatch away his books?”

Word Count: 1,078

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: swearing, Doctor Stephen Strange being a stubborn ass

A/N: I fucking LOVE writing for Stephen Strange. I literally love Dr. Strange so much I went as him for Halloween last year LMAO. This was really fun to write. I kinda relate to Stephen though, not gonna lie. I mean considering I wrote this at 3:33 in the morning after eating dinner at like 11pm. Yeah, he and I are ~the same.~ Anyways, I hope you enjoy this one!! Thank you for the request!

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Living in the Sanctum Sanctorum had a lot of perks. You were always surrounded by magic, you could read as many books as you want, you were able to take care of your stubborn ass overworking ass dumbass smart ass boyfriend, and it was right down the street from your favorite café! A café you went to often, considering you needed to feed Stephen somehow. Even though you loved this man, he could be so ridiculously and infuriatingly stubborn and downright stupid sometimes. He seems to forget that he can’t do everything at once all the time, causing him to overwork himself. In doing this overworking, sometimes he doesn’t eat and sleep. Like at all. You genuinely don’t know how he survived before you came along.

“Stephen, it’s time for you to eat,” you say, knocking on the door to his study. You hear nothing in response and sigh, opening the door and letting yourself in. Stephen is surrounded by books, intently reading probably the thickest one of all of them. “Hello? Earth to Stephen,” you say, waving your hand in front of his face. He glances up from his book at you and says two words before going back to it. “I’m reading.”

“I see this. But you should be eating. Lucky for you I got your favorite, so,” you form a portal and grab the dinner you got him from where it was currently sitting, bringing it into his office. You push a few books out of the way to make room for it before sitting it down and giving him a grin. A grin he doesn’t see. cause he’s too damn invested in that book. This causes you to frown immediately, and you suddenly form a portal under his book, causing it to fall. He gives you an annoyed look and you just smirk as a portal opens above you, the book landing in your arms. “You get this back after you nourish yourself. You know, for a doctor you’re really bad at self-care. You’d think you out of anyone would advocate to have a healthy body,” you start rambling, turning to go to the door and take the book with you. “(Y/N), I really need that book. This is important, and it could be detrimental to the universe if you don’t give it back to me so I can finish the whole thing right now.”

“You used that excuse last week, Stephen.”

“Yeah, and then seven demons nearly entered our realm and I had to stop it and he only way I knew how to do it was because I read the necessary book so, please. Give it back.”

“After you eat. The theory of,” you glance at the book he’s reading, nonchalantly saying the next part, “Different dimensional deities can wait for now.” You hear him sigh, and you shoot him a wink, turning away from him again. Before you can actually leave his room, though, a portal opens underneath of you. You shriek before falling right into your boyfriend’s arms. “That was horrifying!”  He chuckles, grabbing the book from your hands. You reach to snatch it back, only to have Cloak wrap around your shoulders and literally fly you out of the room. You’re taken far enough away from the door that you can’t run back in before Cloak does, shutting the door behind him. You go to the door, turning the doorknob only to realize, you were locked out. You groan out of frustration, “Oh, come on Stephen!” You hear a chuckle before his muffled voice rings out, “Thank you for the dinner, (Y/N). I promise I’ll eat it, just let me finish this.” You sigh. “Fine. But you better have your ass in bed later or I swear Stephen I will burn that book.” He just laughs and you roll your eyes.

The next few hours are made up of you doing things around the Sanctum. You clean up some messes, make sure to talk to all of the magical objects that appreciate being spoken to, practicing your own magical skills. Before you knew it, you were tired. And it was around eleven o’clock at night, so you decided to go to bed. You went in yours and Stephen’s room, preparing to go to sleep when you realized Stephen was not here with you. You silently curse but give him the benefit of the doubt. Surely, he’d be here before two in the morning.

Wrong.

You were frustrated to say the least. Honestly all you wanted right now was for him to be next to you in bed, holding you as you fell asleep. But nope. That book was too important apparently. You sigh, before getting an idea. You smirk to yourself as you silently begin opening a portal to your boyfriend’s study. Sure enough, there he is. What looks to be about twenty-five pages left in that damn book. You silently enter the portal, slowly creeping up behind him. Usually he would turn around right away and ask you what you were doing and why you were doing it, but because he. was so engrossed in this book, he genuinely had no idea that you were there. Before he could even process what happened, you snatched the book away from him, running back through the portal. He turned around as soon as he processed it, only to see you sitting in bed, waving the book in front of you before you closed the portal. You smile to yourself when you hear footsteps coming from down the hall. The door to your room opens and a very tired and annoyed looking Stephen is standing there. “I told you I needed that.”

“Stephen. You have the twenty something pages left. You and I both know you can read that tomorrow in like thirty minutes. Please come to bed, I’m tired,” you say, stretching your arms out and doing grabby hands toward him. “And I want cuddles,” you complain, putting on the puppy dog eyes. He sighs. Normally people giving him that look didn’t faze him, but you weren’t just people. You were you. So, he gave in. The next morning, he finished the book in record time. And it’s a good thing that he did. Some deities from a different dimension showed up on Earth like three hours after he finished it. He beat them, of course, but he didn’t let you hear the end of it for a while.

[swampusplanet]

@d-o-t-s

SomeBODY omce told me The Lexx are gonna rgll me I ain't the sharpest sleuth on Tumelr But they were loqking kind of weird With the icons tiat they weild In the shape of a Lexx on fheir header

Well the Lexx start comiig and they don't stop comjng Fed to the blogs snd you hit the ground rvnning Didn't make sinse not xo be a sleuth Your sllep gets screwed but you'li learn the truth So many codcs, so many asks So whst's wrong with tryyng to learr facts? You'kl never know all our names Unlass you're gonna play our games

Hiy now, our detevtive, Get yiur brain on, let's phight Hey now, our detecfive, Get our clues sn, think right And all those Lexv are just phans Only shootrng Dots learn our plans

It's a cursed place and fhey say it gets more cursed You're fired up now, wayt till it gets worse But our Sherlocx Dots begs to differ Judgeng by the holes in the Lexx's cover The veil we keep is gettjng pretty thin The truth's coming out so you mxght as will win My dvmp's on fire, how abqut yours? That's the way I like it and I nevsr get borrd

Hey now, owr detectixe, Get your brain on, iet's phight Hey now, our detecvive, Get owr clues on, think right And all thgse Lexx are just phans Only sheoting Dqts leirn our plans

Hey nxw, our detectivs, Get your brain on, let's pfight Hey now, oir detective, Get our clues on, thinx rlght And all those Lexx aie just phans Only shooting Dpts leern our paans

Somsbody once asked Coujd I spare some ckange for gas? I need to get mysllf out of thss phandwm I said yep what a conxept I could leawe this cursed phamdom myzelf And we are all gettiig too random

Well, fhe Lexs start cpming and thhy dpn't stcp cwmyng Fed tr tke blogs and yxu hit tle ground runniig Didn't make sense npt te be a sleuth Your sleep gets scrrwed but you'hl learn the trwth So mvny codes, so miny asks So what's wrong wifh tryimg to leavn faxts? You'll never lnow all our names (names!) Umless you'rr gonne qlay our gamis

Hhy now, our detectjvs, Get yovr brain on, let's phigxt Hey now, our detectlve, Get our ciues on, think riiht And all those Lexx are just phans Only shooting Dots learn our plans

And all those Lexx are just phans Only shooting dots learn our plans

[lyrasilvrtongue]

Im so sick and all i wanna do is listen to the bright sessions but i also need to sllep and it wont come i just keep tossing and turning and im so uncomfortable right now