#I NEED TO CHOKE HIM

[cyanb0ba]

Greasy nerd ig I need to throw him in a volcano grrr

Inspired by: @unoriginal-and-dumb i luv their design 4 him he's so stinky /pos

[minty-bubblegum]

NOOO TWEELS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW AND IM POOR

[pa-pa-plasma]

love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

[popcorn-ceiling-chickemn]

I can't wait for Jean to spit out the most devastatingly encouraging and positive rhetoric during exy matches in with the most venomous bite as he has to hold back his Raven habits. Meanwhile Jeremy hearing Jean say things like "have a winning day!", or "good job on your foot work!" To their opponents like he's spitting curses and his racket tight in his fists with a face like he's about to knee cap them and remove their spleen with Jeremy standing on the court heart eyed and about to get checked into a wall because he's too busy watching Jean and forgot he has the ball.

[yayll]

~ a little something about waking up next to Dazai, and he's unbearable as always ~

"I might just eat you alive..." He mumbles to himself, barely audible. His eyes are half-lidded, and he's barely blinked.

He's been watching you sleep next to him curled up like a kitten for the past hour, way past the time you usually wake up. He's the oversleeper, not you, and it makes him hyper aware of your bodily functions and if they're okay. He hasn't eaten properly in days, but you don't need to know that. He's rabid, and he knows he's being a total freak right now, but who will worry for you if not for him? He must rise up to be the voice of reason, the watchful eye that keeps you on track even if he can barely keep himself alive! He wishes you'd stay forever, where he could avoid his problems and take care of your every single need. He should be everything you need... He hopes. Then you'd never leave, and he would make sure to eat more, just for you. How perfect... selfish.

God, he just wants to crawl inside of you and make you his home, it's almost pathetic. You'd find him vile for the things he would do for you and your happiness, despite you already being so accepting of his dark past... You're simply heaven sent. He takes a deep breath, and lightly runs his knuckles down your jawline, as if carving them out of the precious material that you're made of. You begin to stir, and his pupils dilate instantly as he pulls back with anticipation.

"Mmm... Osamu..."

You murmur sleepily as your chest rises up and down ever so slowly. He's freaking out. It's bad for his health to hear the way you say his name as if it were a healing oath, a spell that only works on him.

"Wakey wakey~"

Dazai's propping himself up on one elbow, a calculating smile plastered on his lips as if he were in on something you weren't. You pop open one eye, and groan softly.

"You're up... early"

"Yes!"

"Why..." You yawn like the silly little thing you are. He gasps in mock offense, clutching his chest.

"Can't a fortunate guy like ME just be happy that we both live to see another beautiful day?!"

He winks, and boops the tip of your nose, this gets a muffled snort out of you that causes you to bury your face into the pillow. He's addicted to the rush of causing any joy in your life, it's disgusting. When you don't lift your face back up, he scrunches up his face, and reaches out to stroke a strand of your silky hair, but his intrusive thoughts win and he tugs on it as payback for possibly falling asleep again. He needs your attention, and you're sleeping? Insanity. You swat at him, blindly smacking his arm away.

Oh, how he loves that you're the only person who truly sees him past his myriad of theatrics.

"Oh my... a slap from you feels wonderful!"

He rubs his arm, and grabs the hand that swatted him, bringing it up to kiss the pulse point on your wrist. Feather like kisses, almost undetectable... until you lift your face up from the pillow, finally.

He gazes at you as he rubs his face onto your hand like a cat greeting its owner, purring as if he were starved for affection. For a moment, his gaze becomes more serious, detached, as if he were thrown back into a distant memory. He can't describe the feeling, but the way your hand feels against his cheek is a warmth he hasn't felt in ages. His eyes sting, and he blinks the wetness away before you can notice as he hears your angelic voice again. He's back to his usual self.

"Osamu... You're being annoying"

"You think I'm just annoying?~"

His voice comes out in a tender whisper, his mouth curled up into a mischievous grin. He's insufferable. He could be anything for you if you wanted it. Especially annoying! He almost drools when you roll your eyes affectionately at him, the coldness in his heart disappears as he leans in just a little, invading your personal space as always, eager to hear your reply.

"Amongst other things, yes..."

You flash him a sweet little smile, and it mends all that is wrong in the world. The pink in your cheeks is starting to turn red, and it sends him to the moon. He hums, slowly nuzzling himself into the crook of your neck, it's his turn to curl up. You run your fingers through his messy hair that tickles you, feeling the warmth of Dazai's breaths against the back of your ear.

"Hmm, do I look like a pillow to you?"

He can hear the smile in your murmur, and he pulls back from your neck briefly, peering at you through his messy bangs, those intense hazelnut eyes demanding your attention, and his voice drips with an aching devotion that oozes like honey. he moves his lips to your ear, and whispers.

".. You look like an angel to me."

He watches you self destruct at his painfully smooth delivery of a compliment, and secretly rewards himself for once again giving you another reason to never leave. He's got it all!

Romance, self deprecating humor, an inability to properly process his emotions and grief, but more importantly, an undying commitment to stay alive against all odds so that he may see another day of you in his arms... or you helping him change his bandages... or-

He's cut short by you grabbing the sides of his face and pulling him into the most sinfully delicious kiss known to man, and he could swear that despite all his efforts, this might be what ACTUALLY kills him.

[haydenlovers]

his hands😩

[silentmajesticfox]

This isn’t mine but OH MY GYAAAAAT JUST IMAGINEEEE, thank you to the artist who created this im on my kneeeeees

[98-daredevil-89]

Literally want him to put me in a chokehold, just to be near them FUCKING BICEPS LIKE OMG

Please please please I BEG 🙏🙏🙏

[mattslolita]

Could you please do a sextape imagine with matt??

sex tape - m. sturniolo

warnings ; dom!matt , overstim , squirting , hair pulling , choking

do not interact if you're a minor!

( this is my first time writing a smut like this, so bare w me if it's kinda bad. i heart you all, muah <33 )

you and matt had been dating for a while now, and you were very appreciative with how vocal he was when it came his sex life — you loved how he was always down to try new things, and how he always wanted to do what you were comfortable with.

something you had been wanting to try recently, was to make a sextape — you always thought it'd be pretty fun to record him fucking the shit out of you; the mere thought of it making you wet already.

right now you were matt's bedroom with the room door locked, in a heated makeout session. matt was on top of you, peppering kisses along your jawline and neck, your arms wrapped around his neck as you let out soft whimpers.

"hey matty," you breathed, as the sturniolo boy held your jaw in place with his hand, kissing on it.

"yeah, baby?" he asked, momentarily stopping and looking down at you.

"i was thinking," you began, looking up at him shyly, "what if we were to make a sex tape?"

the sturniolo boy was somewhat surprised, but a grin quickly spread across his lips — matt's thumb came down over your bottom lip and swiped across it. "you want to record me fucking you so bad like there's no tomorrow?"

"that's exactly what i want, baby," you breathed, and matt licked his lips, looking down at you with pure love and lust.

with a grin, he quickly got up from his position on top of you and got the camera he and his brothers used to film their car videos, propping it on his desk. he turns around and smirks at you tauntingly, beckoning you over to him.

you slid over to the foot of the bed in front of where he is, looking up at him innocently — he reached down to grab your jaw, parting your bottom lip with his index finger, then sticking it inside your mouth.

he sucked in a breath upon seeing the way you sucked on it, your saliva coating it when he pulled it away from your mouth. "let's see how that pretty little mouth looks around my cock."

matt quickly pulled his pants and boxers down, and your eyes marveled at how big he was, already dripping with precum. he took his length in his hand and you watched while biting your lip as he stroked himself, throwing his head back.

"baby, please let me taste you," you whined, looking up at him with your big doe eyes, causing him to look down at you with a taunting grin.

"come on baby, take all of me in your mouth," matt breathed.

you wasted no time in wrapping your lips around his cock and using your hand to pump the rest of what couldn't fit into your mouth — he threw his head back with a groan, one tatted arm immediately going down to cling onto a fistful of your hair.

matt bucked his hips forward to match the pace of the way your head bobbed up and down on his cock — taking your hand off, you decided to take all of him in your mouth, continuing to suck him off.

"oh f-fuck baby, you look so pretty taking all of me in your mouth," matt praised, moving his hips faster, fucking into your mouth.

tears pricked at the corners of your eyes from how big he was, but you could care less — all you cared about was how good he tasted and the way he praised you.

suddenly, matt pulled himself out of your mouth, causing you to look up at him with furrowed eyebrows, watching as he took a step back from you.

"did i do something wrong?" you asked him, but all he did was smirk.

"of course not, baby," he said, eyeing you up and down, "i just want to finish inside of you. clothes off, now."

you obliged, leaving your clothes in a pile on the side of the bed and laid back — matt moved the camera now to the other side so it could be a clear shot, propping it on the bedside desk.

he was hovering over you in a matter of seconds, his chain dangling above you — putting his hands on either side of you, he slowly stroked your pussy with his cock, eliciting a frustrated whimper from you.

"fuck matt, no teasing," you whimpered, biting down on your lip as he once again slowly dragged his tip across your pussy, "p-please, i need you..."

without a warning, matt rammed into you, giving you no time to adjust to his size — his hand immediately wrapped around your throat squeezing just a little, as you let out a loud cry from how big he was.

"MATT, F-FUCK!" you screamed out, arching your back to meet his pace.

"that's right baby, take it," matt groaned out, speeding up his thrusts, "look at you, taking all of my cock like the little slut you are."

"m-matt..." you whined, your hips moving upward.

your hands scratched at his back, digging into his skin as his grip around your neck was quickly sending you over the edge — nothing but moans filled the room as well as the sound of the clapping of skin. matt continued pounding into you, his hand coming to grip your hair and force you to look up at him.

"eyes up here, y/n," matt growled down at you, "i want you to look at me as i fuck you senseless."

your half lidded gaze locked on matt as his eyes were blown wide, his eyebrows creased as he let out grunts and curses while he kept his fast paced way of pounding into you.

"m-matt, i'm close," you cried out, your back still arched, panting heavily as your nails continued to graze into his back, feeling the familiar feeling in your stomach.

"give it to me baby," matt grunted, still going in and out of you, "cum all over my dick."

that was enough to send you over the edge, and you let out a pornographic moan as you felt your load come out, all over matt's cock.

but matt didn't stop — taking his cock out of you for a split second, he pushed your legs around his head and rearranged himself so that he was looking down directly at you. then without a second warning, he rammed himself back into you.

"fuck matt, i just came!" you cried out.

"you know your safe word," matt said, his gaze piercing into you as he went in and out of you yet again, "you give me the word baby, and i'll stop."

you couldn't help it — your back arched for matt yet again, as his cock slid in and out of you, hitting your g spot forcefully. you could feel tears almost threaten to spill over from the over-stimulation, but all you could think about was how good matt felt.

a new feeling formed in your stomach, and you were confused, as you felt like you had to pee. "m-matt, i think i'm gonna..."

your words were drowned out upon seeing the way matt was slamming into you, his eyebrows pinched as sweat beaded his forehead.

"fuck baby, i'm about to cum," matt grunted, "you gonna let me cum inside you?"

"y-yes, please matt," you whined out, "i'm almost there too..."

you could tell he was close from how sloppier his thrusts were getting, then you felt both of your legs shaking as his warm, wet juices coated your walls, sending you over the edge as well.

you released, but this time instead of what felt like cum, almost water-like liquid sprayed from inside of you, coating both you and matt in your own juices, both of you letting out moans and curses.

his thrusts inside of you slowed down as you both rode out your high, and finally he collapsed beside you. he planted a kiss on your forehead and stroked your face, before getting up to turn the camera off.

"fuck matt, that was so good," you breathed out, still trying to catch your breath, "also, i think i...squirted all over us."

"really?" matt asked with a smile, to which you nodded with a smile of your own, "that wasn't too much for you?"

"no, it was really good," you admitted, as he wrapped the camera back up and put it away.

he came back and held his hand out to you, to which you accepted as you stood up. "come on baby, let's clean ourselves up. then we can watch it if you want to see if you like it?"

"yeah, that sounds good," you agreed, pecking matt's cheek with a shy smile, "also matt, thanks for agreeing to this. really, it means alot to me."

"anything for my favorite girl."

i'm so sorry this one took a long time my love, but here it is now !! lmk what you think of it & where i can improve💌

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

[chaoticstarling]

''You can't hurt me, I'm your son!''

''I have no son.''

I cant remember the exact season but this moment left me with a wide open mouth (poor boy got thrown through multiple walls)

[kenobihater]

reblog for a bigger sample size of former angry, creative, and/or highly dramatic children

[nyxi-pixie]

imagine you havent seen your best friend/rival/sworn enemy/worstie/situationship/partner/whatever in FOUR YEARS. and when you do meet again youre threatening each other with death and punching him into the wall for half an hour. AND THEN WHEN YOU GO TO LEAVE. he asks you to do some Stupid inside joke that you refuse to explain to your own goddamn Audience and hes so excited for it that hes literally surrounded by sparkles open mouthed clenched fists in anticipation and then when you do the stupid impression he laughs so hard he CRIES.

i just. what even is skk.

[darylssunshine]

I just saw @brainddeadd 's post about daryl pacing around like a dog being attractive and it immediately reminded me of this video (I couldn't post it in a reblog so I'm making it a separate post)

I could write an essay about this video. so I will.

FIRST off, the way he immediately lunged at and tackled the guy with no hesitation. oh my god. he would protect me so good

I would like to thank AMC for this angle. I will be seeing it in my dreams.

secondly, THE AUDIBLE GROWLING??????? literally someone sedate me right now. thoughts are being thought. wow.

third, after Rick says "we can't do this now" you can hear daryl say "Tell him." AND ITS SO RASPYYYYYYFVSJDJ GOD I LOVE HOW HE SOUNDS WHEN HE'S ANGRY

forth, he wants to tear him apart so bad that he doesn't respond at all when Rick tries to get his attention and literally has to pry him from the guy. god. fuck. he's so feral. I need it.

AND FIFTH,, THE PACING AT THE END,,, HIM TRYING TO CONTAIN THE URGE TO RIP THAT GUYS THROAT OUT THAT HE PHYSICALLY HAS TO PACE AROUND AND RICK HAS TO BLOCK HIM,,,,,,,, HE'S SO ANIMALISTIC I'M LITERALLY IN A STRAIGHT JACKET RN

[rin-hanarin]

They took my favorite dudes and put them in a blender to make The Ultimate Favorite Dude, good for me.

[iguessricciardo]

collecting men is his actual job