#I Hope jakey dies
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violottie · 7 months ago
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to celebrate lesbian visibility week, all lesbians have legal immunity and thus are allowed to, and encouraged to, freely kill every man and lesbophobe who dares open their steaming gob to spew lesbophobic bullshit inside and outside the wider community, and especially around our own.
stay safe, protect each other, and have fun out there ❤️🧡🤍🩷💖
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3liza · 10 months ago
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today i made the mistake of looking at my Patreon earnings graph over the past ten years,
and moving into this apartment with the ex who is currently moving out basically instantly halved my earnings, with a further reduction after he sexually assaulted me while i was in a k-hole from medical ketamine infusions which were supposed to be the last ditch effort to fix my PTSD from prior trauma, but which ended up being a massive waste of money because he instantly retraumatized me, basically sweeping $7000 of my money into a big pile on the ground and setting it on fire. so i waited 3 years for him to figure out why he did it and come to me with a plan to fix his heart, he never did. just thought it would go away on its own i guess. and that it wasnt a big deal, or wasnt real, or didnt matter because the only experiences he recognizes as authentic are his own. i asked him why he did it and he said "i dont know" and that was all the explanation i ever got out of him.
it's fascinating to have a realtime line graph showing me exactly how functional or dysfunctional i am as measured in an actual dollar amount, and being able to match it up to real life events. salaried people dont get this kind of data
if jakey is snooping on my blog, from which he is blocked, and reading this, he can go fuck himself. i already paid the rent this month, because it turns out when jakey isnt pestering me i can actually function well enough to make that kind of money.
the moral of this story is to get rid of men instantly the first time they have a significant fuckup, a lesson i have failed to learn about ten times now
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werebutch · 9 months ago
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“Skinny Puppy”? Why? A growing puppy should be nourished . Someone feed him
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souvlakicocaine · 3 months ago
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artsy androgynous bitches from like nyc or chicago always gotta ruin it by having ugly tattoos and an even uglier fucking boyfriend
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honeylemony · 1 year ago
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People need to stop saying "oh hes a lesbian 😜😜😜" when they dont care about any actual fictional women or lesbians. Like you are sick in the head.
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nobodymitskigabriel · 1 year ago
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bluebeardsfinalgirl · 1 year ago
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oxyfem · 1 year ago
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Asking ur lesbian friends to look at a picture of your boyfriend and/or asking them for advice about ur heterosexual relationship and then getting upset when they don’t give u the reaction u want should be considered an act of lesphobia
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battylite · 1 year ago
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sorry guys but idk how many more posts about soup and pillow and blankie I can take before I delete my entire account
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violottie · 8 months ago
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shout out to women who actively and proudly hate men, especially trans women and lesbians who actively and proudly hate men. love that for us. our skin glowing.
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lupinus-bicolor · 7 days ago
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Being a lesbian means enduring close friends and mutuals fawning over the most mediocre ugly man you can imagine over and over and over
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palatial-monstrosity · 1 year ago
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i think it should be socially acceptable to grab a female friend by the shoulders and stare at her to tell her "listen. your boyfriend. yeah him. the one that never lifts a finger at home unless prompted. the man that leaves a mess all the time. the man that gets away for doing the bare minimum bc your previous relationship was abusive so now he feels amazing even if he is literally just not treating you like shit. the one that never makes sure to put dinner on the table since he's home earlier than you. yeah him. you. do. not. have. to. keep. him. you can get so much better. i promise."
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souvlakicocaine · 5 months ago
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I believe u should be shot in the head if u are caught having heterosexual intercourse
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dieletztepanzerhexe · 5 months ago
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J slur (jakey)
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deusimminenti · 8 months ago
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Every day of ur twenties somebody is going to try to convince you that some mostly conforming, low support needs cis guy is the queerest, most neurodivergent, most revolutionary, most genderweird person ever born and you're just going to have to let them talk so they can expel those demons from their brain before it can metastaticize into a marriage
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bungerc0re · 1 year ago
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i cannot condone heterosexual relationships but I'm doing my best I'm being soooooo supportive
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