#I GOT LORE I MADE UP ON TIM'S MOM BUT LIKE

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HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT THE BUTCHER AND TIM'S MOM FOR A SECOND HUH

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Shades of Cool

NEGLECTFUL!PLATONIC!YAN!batfam x GN!reader

synopsis : growing up with a shit mom and constant step-dads and mom's boyfriends, your view on life has grown pretty bleak. you just want to die, since it doesn't seem to get better than this. things can't get any worse, can they?

wsp guys. it's been pretty long, huh?... OK IM SORRY FOR NOT POSTING IT QUICKLY. here, damn 🙄. anyways, i hope yall enjoy n im glad u guys liked the first chapter. lets just hope this one lives up to yalls expectations 😭. follow me and repost this if u want a chapter three. also I NEED SOMEONE TO EDUCATE ME ABOUT SUNDAY FROM HSR BC I WANNA WRITE FICS ABOUT HIM SO BAD SO PLS SOMEONE EDUCATE ME N ALSO IF U KNOW LOVE AND DEEP SPACE??? PLS HIT ME UP AND EXPLAIN THIS LORE BC I WANNA WRITE YANDERE FICS FOR THEM SO BAD

“Why are balls called balls when testicles sounds hella fancier?”

At your friend’s bizarre question, the face of your other friend, Zarian, twinges in disgust. “Jayelene… why do you feel the need to put that out there?”

You huff in amusement, focusing on your pizza before what Jaylene says ruins your entire mood.

“I’m just saying! Testicles just seems more appropriate⏤the type of fancy shit drake and his family would say.”

Tim Drake Wayne…

Dinner with him and his freak-a-zoid family was like trying to make it past no-man’s land without any help to shield you from the straight up chilling vibes they gave off with their constant comments about bat facts. Bats. The atmosphere during the entire time you spent there was dreadful and quite literally heavy since Tim's youngest little brother wanted to sneak stares at you as if you wouldn’t notice his bug-looking eyes creeping into your soul.

Rich people really are weird, huh?

The Wayne family is nothing like how you expected them to be. They’re supposed to be cold, mysterious, and irresistibly enchanting, but all you’ve got are creepy vibes and a strong urge to stay away from them as much as possible. From the way Mr. Wayne made that weird comment about your father in the limo to how forcibly happy Richard or “Dick” was with you, you’ve come to an understanding that rich people are complete lunatics.

The Wayne family is full of a bunch of lunatics.

And you’re not afraid to voice that.

“There you go again,” Jaylene sighs when she notices the irritated expression on your face. “It’s never that serious, [Name]. You just hate everyone.”

“No, you don't get it! They were creepy as hell! Like… Like bats in dark caves coming at you all at once. They talk funny, they look funny⏤they act funny! What normal man name drops your mother’s name after knowing each other for about thirty minutes?”

Zarian huffs in amusement. “That’s the creepy part. How does Mr. Wayne know your name?”

“I dont know.” You run your fingers through your hair and lean back against the booth seat. “I don't want anything to do with them. Billionaire or not, how the hell does he know my mother’s name.”

It was perhaps towards the end of your stay at the Wayne’s manor for dinner, and you knew you had to go home, so you had largely hinted at leaving to Drake. Everything had gotten wrapped up, but when you were just about to leave, Mr. Wayne had told you, “make sure to tell [M/n] I said hi.”

You could only stare at him in shock as your body carried along, because how does a man as famous and wealthy as bruce wayne know your mother⏤your mother? He’s the chief executive officer of Wayne Enterprises yet mentions your mother?

That moment alone is enough to wave every red flag in your brain that screams at you, telling you something is up with these shady people. The only question is what? What can a billionaire possibly want from you? Out of everything the world has to offer, the most influential billionaire in America wants to target some meager high school kid?

What do these people want from you? Is it a rich people thing to play around with those below you? Well, you guess it probably is. Like, is Mr. Wayne gonna pop out with his soulless eyes and say, ‘you’re my long lost child?’ or something?

You still don’t know why you’re being a goat stuffed before slaughtering. These people want something from you, but you? You’ve got nothing to offer that they could want. Why the hell do they even bother? If there's one thing you really hate, it’s being left in the dark like this. Not knowing is terrifying. It's dangerous. Not knowing means not being prepared, and if you’re not prepared, you won’t make it out. Damn it, you should’ve booked it the moment Mr. Wayne mentioned your father in the limo. Movies and shows always display rich people as eccentric and psychopathic weirdos, and now you’re finally believing it.

Damn it.

You’re in danger. Okay.

Maybe that’s an exaggeration. But maybe it’s not.

You’ve watched enough true crime and have enough intuition and trust in your gut to know when something is wrong.

It’s not adding up.

You’re not dumb. You see all the warnings there, but what if you're exaggerating. What if this is just the nature of the Waynes, and you think you’re special enough to be noticed by them? Mr. Wayne is a damn billionaire! He’s got the money to do whatever he wants, so it’s only natural for him to do a background check on everybody that interacts with his sons, right?

It’s all in your head… It’s all in your head.

Sighing, you stare at the plate of food in front of you, appetite long gone. Still, you grab a fork and continue to eat as Zarian and Jaylene scream back and forth next to you. Drake, who had accompanied the three of you to the diner after practice, has left, thankfully. He left as soon as his food arrived while talking about some family emergency, and honestly, you’re pretty damn grateful for that.

Ever since dinner at his house, he’s surrounded you like a pillow smothering you, and you can’t do anything about it. He’s a billionaire’s son, for fuck’s sake.

It doesn’t take long for you and your friends to finish up, and you all part ways at the door of the diner before you clutch the straps of your backpack and walk around the city endlessly. This is a habit for you now⏤a way to put off going home as much as possible ever since you found out your mother’s boyfriend doesn’t come home until one or two in the morning.

That balding, ugly, sleazy piece of shit.

He’s as gross as every other man your mother’s brought home under the terribly veiled illusion that he’ll provide her a good life and treat her right. No matter how many times you try to tell that blind bitc… No. It's wrong. It’s not your mother’s fault.

But it sometimes feels like that, though.

Most mother’s destroy their own lives for their children, yet yours cannot even think about leaving the man that beats her child on a daily. Those types of mothers leave their spouses the second they see something wrong, while your mother treats those finger-print bruises around your neck like a necklace instead of abuse.

You’ve given up on her. You gave up on her back when you were eleven years old locked in a room with her boyfriend, and she didn’t listen. Or when you were twelve. Or thirteen. Or fourteen. Or fifteen. Or sixteen. Or seventeen. And now eighteen.

And each day feels like a repetition of the same. Wake up, go to school, practice, walk around, go home, get beat, and sleep like none of it all happens. It’s a routine you despise with every fiber of your being⏤makes you wanna jump over Gotham City Bridge before thinking about returning home because who would want to? Who wants this average life?

A life where you’re not happy enough, not sad enough. Not good enough, not bad enough. Not energized enough, not tired enough. You feel like a survivor of a plane crash floating on a raft at the center of the endless ocean with no way out. Everything just seems so vast, wide, and unreachable. How can you find the shore on a simple raft? How can you find a way out of inescapable misery if it’s not by drowning?

You’ve been waiting to find the shore, but it’s been a whole eighteen years since you’ve found yourself floating along the ocean.

That whole “it’ll get better” shit is a tragic lie.

Whatever.

It doesn’t matter⏤not anymore, at least. You’re going to get far away from this place and never look back. Never have to relieve this wretched city. Never have to be confined by chains again. You’ve only a few months left before you’re free.

Until then, you’ll have to be patient and go home because the sun has fully disappeared.

Nothing but satellites twinkle in the disgustingly polluted sky of Gotham City, and the streets have come to a staggering halt as you stroll about the sidewalks, trying to find the longest path to get home. One in the morning is always the perfect time in Gotham because it’s too late and too early to be outside, so it’s generally safe for a walk.

Of course, the universe likes to prove you wrong at every point.

The sound of a thud followed by a pained groan behind you has your legs locked and ready to run with your brain screaming alerts, but you take a deep breath and turn around. How bad can it get, anyways? The sight before you surprised you nonetheless. It’s… Nightwing, a Bludhaven hero, here in Gotham, just randomly popping up behind you?

With clear bleeding cuts and sprouting bruises across his body.

In the random alley you just happen to be in?

No. You’re looking into it too much.

His eyes lock onto and they make you freeze right then and there like he’s cast some spell upon you. But that’s for a cold, brief second before you’re hooking your thumbs under the straps of your backpacks and turning around hot on your heels, refusing to spare him a single second. 

You even hear him murmur a strained, “wait,” but you don't care. 

It’s rude, mean, cruel, and it’s also none of your business. All you simply do is walk ahead to your approaching doom with an pit of unease and bitter understanding of your helplessness in your stomach. You can already feel the soon-to-be new bruises blooming along your back.

You’re not a good person.

But, really, who is?

Smoking really does skill.

But now you know why people do it.

Each drag is more out of necessity than it is a choice ever since you’ve met your friend’s plug at the dumb age of sixteen, but it's a way to dull the harsh truth of reality. The world just fades into nothing but muted and mixed colors like the loud city underneath your balcony it blurs into a faint hum the longer you stare at the spiral puffs of smoke that disappear into the air. 

Everything’s bitter⏤the joint and you.

Really bitter at the blood semi-dried on your face and the dull ache along your back.

You’ve got about an hour and a half until you have to head out to school, so what other way is there to spend it than smoking away your brain? The joint’s a temporary escape, but it helps you stall whatever new feeling of despair you’ll feel for the day. Until you’re interrupted by your phone buzzing⏤the sound still a dull hum in your ears

“... Hello?”

“[Name]!”

Zarian’s voice?

“Where the hell are you? Hurry up and get to school or else you’re gonna get in trouble for not helping to set up the club fair, and coach will be on our ass! And don't forget to bring money for the tickets!”

Coach?... Club fair?... Club fair! Holy shit!

Your eyes shoot open, and you frantically scramble up, tossing the joint over the balcony railing before hectically staggering through the living room like a drunk man. Damn it, how could you be so clueless and forget such an important event? Especially one you need money for! Damn it⏤damnit! What do you do?

… Mom! She’s got a box of money somewhere in her closet, right? You’ve seen it before! It's just twenty dollars, and she wont notice. Okay… Okay. You’re quick to get ready. You wash away all the blood that’s dried on your face, brush your teeth, and change into baggy jeans and a clean shirt before storming into your mother’s bedroom and rummaging through her things. 

She’s off at work. Her bastard boyfriend doesn't come home until late at night, which means he’s probably already taken money for the day. Okay. That's fine. They won't notice.

But you can't find anything! What the hell? Where is that fucking box? You could’ve sworn it was there on the top shelf last night, but as you swipe your hands across everything on the shelf, you can’t find it. All of a sudden, something made of wood hits the top of your head and falls to the ground with a crack. You hiss, palm moving to cover where you got hit, but your eyes land on the box that now has money strewn all across the floor and a broken… false bottom?

What the fuck.

You pull away at the rest of the false bottom to only be met with countless photos of you as a child with your mother. Mom’s shit boyfriend had all the family photos taken down for some weird reason, so they’ve been here this entire time? All of these photos are full of you throughout every stage of your life, but some have different people in them as well. Their faces are either scratched out or they’re ripped out of the photo entirely.

From what you can gather, the figures are a man and what seems to be a teenage boy. The absurdity and even slight creepiness of the scratched out faces has you laughing, yet even with your now dulled senses, your eyes land on a photo you failed to notice earlier. Maybe you’re hallucinating. There must be something wrong with your brain. Or your eyes. The universe must be playing with you because is that a photo of you and a teenage-looking dick grayson?

Your eyes widen because it looks just like the strange man you had the unfortunate opportunity of having a conversation with during dinner with the Waynes. It’s him! More importantly, why the hell is he holding a ‘three year old’ you’s hand? You probably should be screaming. Yelling. Maybe panicking? But all you can do is shuffle through the rest of the box before your fingers graze against something metal that has your heart jumping.

It’s a small camera.

With a bat engraved on its side.

Ears ringing so loudly in your head you can't even think, you wipe your teary and red eyes hastily before grabbing a twenty dollar bill, putting everything except for the photo and camera in the box, set it back on the closet shelf, and hastily grab your backpack before making way to school.

The second you reach the damned place, you seek out your now three friends and drop into a seat with a heavy thud, sighing and meeting Tim's eyes with a burning gaze.

“You mean to tell me [Name] found the camera? And you decided to tell me after school?”

Time Drake Wayne sighs and runs his fingers through his black hair, shrugging apathetically while scrolling through every photo in his phone that he’s taken of you during the club fair. His brother, Richard, is pacing throughout his room anxiously as he rambles off about their latest fuckup. 

“Look, Bruce doesn't let any slip ups happen,” Tim murmurs in exasperation. “He wouldn't let this happen because [Name]’s mom and him talked this morning. Relax, he probably knows.”

It's not a lot, but it’s enough to calm Richard down. The man takes a deep breath but finds himself sitting down next to Tim, trying to get a good look at the pictures. “How mad was [Name]?”

“High, for starters, but clearly pissed off. Very observant, too.”

“Don’t tell anyone else. Not until Bruce gives us the okay.”

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How was it at first when Toby came to the mansion? (Bro after being bullied and abused his whole life I couldn't think he could not be afraid of someone/everyone) so did Tim and/or Slender do anything to help him be less paranoid/afraid of people?

(Can this be a part 2 if you have already done it yet? 🙏)

This has not been written yet~ I hope you enjoy, this is gonna get angsty

I’d like to start this off with a refresher of my Toby’s lore. He was raised in a violently abusive household, by a father who was an influential CEO and dreamt of the perfect family, and created it by violently abusing them every moment of every day if they acted out of line. Starvation, mock executions, isolation, and sensory deprivation/assault, were everyday common things for Toby, but the things that struck the harshest chord in Toby were watching those things happen to his mother and sister. So, needless to say, after being raised in a household like that Toby was not in any sort of stable condition. He was on the run for about two years before meeting Slender, and his general condition hadn’t improved at all.

I think Slender probably came into contact with both Toby and his mom (as Toby was still receiving support from her after her freedom was obtained, and he usually lived with her in secret), which is just about the only way I can imagine things going somewhat peacefully. I think his mom stayed with him at the mansion for at least the first few months to smooth things over. Toby did not have an easy time, though. With his fear of authority, he was incredibly rigid and nervous and refused to form any sort of connection with anyone. He was treating all other members the same way he treated his dad, acting firm like a soldier and not doing anything unless “commanded” to, saluting them and acting as though they were his superior. Witnessing his behavior was quite unnerving to mostly everyone else there as they tried to get him to relax, but if anyone other than his mom got too close to him he’d begin rapidly apologizing and begin to hurt himself as a form of “punishment”. Toby’s actions were disturbing and very emotional for everyone in the mansion, and if his mom hadn’t been there to help they would have been much worse. Tim and Slender both worked hard to get Toby accustomed to a normal life, but it took several years for them to get him relaxed to the point where he is today in present time. Slender looked after Toby when he wasn’t working, checking in with him and working with his mom on a regular basis to try and help him understand that everything would be okay now.

Tim took up most of the work in helping Toby adjust, which is why the two of them are so close today. Being around lots of people, especially in an enclosed space like the mansion, made him extremely nervous and scared at a constant level, so usually when Tim would work with Toby he would do so outside. Toby was never allowed outside, so he has no conception of how he’s supposed to behave out there. It’s the one place where he can usually relax and think and act however he wants to, which was advantageous for Tim when it came to deconstructing Toby’s trauma and self-abuse cycle. Tim became a very solid older brother figure for Toby, just talking with him and taking him out to do things, letting him experience things he never got to. He was the first person besides Toby's mom that he formed any happy memories with since killing his father and escaping, and it did a lot for Toby mentally to be able to have that. He quickly became the first person Toby started forming any sort of trust with, and Tim got it to click in Toby’s brain that if Tim trusted everybody else, then Toby could trust them too. It would still be a slow process and like I said take several years, but Slender and Tim did their absolute best to help Toby get to where he is today.

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How to Become a Step-Dad: Lore

Edited: 10/16/2023

While I am currently in between writing chapters I thought I’d release a little bit of the lore that will be incorporated in the story or that I think is canon but might not get mentioned since the story is mostly Jason’s perspective.

What’s up with Jason?

So in this au Jason went through basically all his canon backstory and stuff already so that’s established and done with. Some smaller points that may or may not come up are things like his possession of the all-blades, his time on Nanda Parbat, Talia essentially adopting him, or his experience being Catatonic. Speaking of which, I have decided his resurrection came from his righteous anger combining with the ectoplasm in Gotham’s atmosphere, and he is essentially a revenant for the purposes of this story (he’s about a fourth ghost? Or maybe 3/4ths? 3/5ths? Idk yet).

He does already have a reputation in the Infinite Realms as “The Avenger” and “Son/Knight of Gotham” due both to the existence of city spirit Lady Gotham and the ghosts of people who’ve died in Gotham. He actually has a rabid fan club who want him to kill the Joker( if he became a ghost he’d be tried and banished to the nightmare realm).

I am also going to use “the pits are corrupted ectoplasm” trope in the story. However, they’re gonna be corrupted less in the sense of being straight-up poison and more in the sense of eating a weird mushroom with weird side effects (rage, slightly sentient/vocal core, white trauma streak)

As for his relationship with the Bat Family, we’ve moved to a point where everyone’s more or less made up. For Jason and Bruce specifically, they are now more civil. Their relationship is less “ What you’re doing is wrong and you have to stop.” vs “ I’m just doing what you won’t” and now it’s more “ I don’t fully approve of your decisions, but as long as you’re not killing people and coming home for dinner, I don’t care enough to nag you about it” vs “ You’re my dad and I love you. Plus actively killing people is no longer super necessary so I will give in but I still enjoy pissing you off”.

In terms of sibling relationships, Jason has like the cool older brother vibe but he’s actually the semi-responsible one that feeds you when you come over and makes you do homework and sleep properly. He’s still down for shenanigans but is low-key a mom friend. (Dick is not the “responsible one” he is a certified chaos gremlin. Not to say he can’t be responsible, he’s just not the one enforcing these things. He cares more about your social, emotional, and/or, mental state and would help you skip school to steal a penguin or go to ComiCon or smth if you said it was a “mental health day”). I think he has semi-regular hangouts with his siblings on a weekly basis.

I like to think that he and Damien did have a bit of interaction when they were both with the League so they do have a close bond there. He’s definitely apologized to Tim a bunch of times and they’re pretty close now they like scheming together, especially on how to annoy Bruce. Overall he’s largely made up and re-integrated with the family. It’s going to be mentioned later in the story that they resurrected his civilian identity as Jason Todd, so he can publicly be seen with his family and also to do work with the family.

This brings me to my next point of lore: that as Jason gains more control of Crime Alley, he focuses his efforts more into charity work. He’s helping the people get their education, get better access to healthcare, get better job opportunities, running soup kitchens, etc., and doing more humanitarian-focused work. He has got a pretty firm grip on crime and drugs so he’s shifting his focus more towards helping the people now. Even just being part of his gang can be helpful because he works with the Goonion (Goon Union) and offers good insurance plans and stuff. That’s part of the reason they resurrect his civilian identity is so that he can start working with/taking over the Wayne foundation.

What’s up with Danny and Ellie?

Okay so first things first in the story Danny is going to be the ghost prince (not king yet for a long while) and he acts as a junior member on the Council of Ancients who rule with Clockwork acting as his main regent. Meaning that Council + Danny make decisions and Clockwork is Danny’s ghost dad and is formal regent but mostly just handles things with help from the council. Essentially, after at least a couple thousand years Danny will be considered “of age” or eligible and take over the Infinite Realms; and after several billion he’ll become the ancient of space/reality and essentially become a god or primordial being of sorts. Also being of age is different than being an adult ghost. To be an adult ghost you need to have been a ghost for at least 20 years after your lifetime, unless you’re an eternal kid ghost like Youngblood or BoxLunch. So ghosts like Technus, the Box Ghost, and Lunch Lady are all adult ghosts. Whereas ghosts like Johnny 13, Kitty and maybe Ember either aren’t yet adult ghosts or became adult ghosts recently. Ellie ranks as princess and second-in-line, she’ll go through a similar process and eventually join the Council, become a diplomat, and/or rule as regent if/when Danny leaves the Ghost Zone. I’m gonna say all other afterlife’s and stuff are connected to the Zone and their respective leaders make up Phantom’s Court. (So basically he’s king and they are like the nobles). They all govern their own territories and Phantom handles any rouges or conflicts. When Ellie gets older she’ll move between realms on diplomatic missions to lighten some of Danny’s work. I haven’t decided what this means for anyone who is currently mortal and/or liminal. I might just have them live, fulfilling lives and pass away and move on to different afterlives. Or I might have them take places within the Phantom’s court or as advisors. And on the topic: Jazz, the Fenton parents, Sam, and Tucker are all fairly liminal, Jazz and the Dr.s Fenton a bit more than the other two. Everyone in Amity has a little bit of liminality, but not enough to affect their life spans or anything. Also, Vlad is still currently his usual, creepy, Frootloopy-self. But after screwing him over in this fic eventually, I want to have him arrested by the ghost police and spend several thousand years in ghost prison before he gets let out. Then he works on improving his relationships and post-redemption he’s going to be like that annoying, overbearing Uncle who tries to be cool and annoys you but ya don’t hate him. Another thing I wanted to go over is their obsessions. I wanna say the halfas all have dual obsessions bc it fits nicely with the half-and-half concept. Danny is protection and space. Ellie is freedom and family. Vlad is power and love. If I include Dark Danny he’ll be power and destruction and a reformed version would have control and safety.

As for his rouge gallery? Danny is able to help them find healthier outlets for their obsessions so they've become less of an issue. Now they kind of just act like Danny's annoying friends and/or extended family. The ones who were straight-up evil though are on indefinite time out in ghost prison though (e.g. Spectra and Freakshow). The gang still comes to visit him and Ellie from time to time though and he regularly sees them when he goes back to the realms for prince duties and stuff.

What’s up with Amity?

So after he turns 18, Danny decides to tell his parents about being Phantom. He’s legally an adult now and has been working toward getting emancipated anyways so he might as well. They took it like how I imagine slightly homophobic parents would react to learning their child was lgbt (side note: the Fentons are pro-lgbt. When Danny told them he was bi Jack said “Me too son!”, happy to have something to bond over). He tells them about the portal and becoming Phantom. They believe him and they are devastated and guilty.

In the next few weeks, they get into a couple arguments over them wanting to “fix” his ghost half. He blows up and tells them that by doing that they’d end up killing him and that Phantom is a part of who he is and they’ll just have to accept that. That night Danny leaves and with help from Sam stays in an apartment with Jazz near her college. He takes a two-year gap to get a handle of Infinite Realms and GIW stuff, plus doing a few small jobs to save up some money. Within that time the GIW gets taken down and the Fentons reach out bc their love for their children is stronger than their dislike of ghosts. Their relationship is still strained but getting better.

Dani also gets de-aged during that time and Danny decides to take care of her (partly for healing purposes and partly cause he wants to). His friends help forge documentation for her and he fights with Vlad over custody but ultimately wins and makes him pay child support. He’s saved up enough money and with a little help from Sam and Vlad gets an apartment in Gotham. He got a scholarship and is doing mostly online classes at Gotham University. He’s currently working part-time (I have not decided as what but I’m leaning toward mechanic). Vlad paid to have him enroll Ellie in Gotham Academy so she wouldn’t have to go to public school and Danny allowed it since it’d get her a better education. Ellie is going to start first grade in about 3 months since they moved to Gotham in June. (Just for reference, Damian is currently 12 and in seventh grade since I've decided not to move him up.)

Everyone in Amity knows about the discord between the Fenton's before Danny leaves. They don't necessarily know about Phantom though. Everyone kind of assumes Danny came out, fought with his parents then left. When some of them find out about Ellie another rumor circulates she was the topic of the fight. Regardless, the Fenton drama is kinda an open secret and most people sympathize with Danny. Whenever he comes back to town to visit a lot of people are really nice to him and Ellie, which he thought was weird until he learned what people thought was going on. Now he just takes advantage of their misunderstandings.

What's up with the GIW?

The GIW manages to get a hold of Ellie after Danny leaves Amity. When Vlad and Danny +Team Phantom find out they team up to rescue her. Danny also recruits people that he's met during his time away. For this mission, he recruits Constantine and Captain Marvel/Shazam. When the Fentons find out they want in too, almost as an apology gesture. They no longer want to try and "fix" Danny and are okay with Ellie's existence. They view her like family and want to help out. A lot of their views are still prejudiced but they're getting better, however, that's not the only thing straining their relationship. This is a step in the right direction though.

So they go in and infiltrate first in order to get Ellie out. Then they destroy the facilities behind them as they leave. Constantine and Captain Marvel then go back to the JL to work on getting to Anti-Ecto Acts repealed, something that is still in progress during the beginning of this fic. That's why they are gonna lay low while they’re in Gotham. The GIW attempted to experiment on Ellie while they had her but the containment unit they used destabilized her ectoplasm. She retains all her memory but is mentally and physically de-aged. Frostbite assesses her and says she needs to get extra ecto and to be near another halfa aura to help develop and stabilize her own systems. That leads to Vlad and Danny fighting over custody before Danny inevitably beats Vlad into the ground and walks away with custody and child support.

I think a full reveal about identities will happen after Danny gets confirmation that his existence is no longer illegal. It'll probably be after Jason asks him out but before he accepts because he wants Jason to know what he's getting into. Jason will probably be shocked but accept it relatively quickly. I haven't decided yet if I want him to live a mortal life with them and then die (either to move on or become a full ghost) or if I want him to be basically immortal like them and give him a position in the court.

~~~~ Find chapter one here

Chapter 2 now here

[dairy-farmer]

The gap between submitting asks and them being posted is so funny. Like you bet im gonna instantly forget about that incredibly deranged and horny prompt I sent and then months later be confronted by willis/tim cucking.

It's always super fun to read what you write in response! This one was really hot and I liked what you did with the Willis/Cathy lore.

answered out of order:

im glad you liked it!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!!🥰🥰🥰 this might be the first time i've ever had any prompt relating to willis and so i got really into doing his point of view and the him and catherine stuff just ended up unfolding so nicely!!!! their whole situation and dynamic was always fascinating to me in a way- just the whole family dynamic (because its what ended up leading to jason's death because they never told or disclosed it to him, granted he was still young) where catherine wasn't jason's biological mom but she raised him anyway and she stayed with willis even though he'd (presumably) cheated on her. it made me wonder what their relationship was like its not really explored or described save for a few instances like that one run where willis was catherine's dealer - im happy you enjoyed their lore and stuff haha!!❤️❤️❤️

[argentumcor]

A flare-up of Arkham Trilogy fandom has been triggered, and so I spent entirely too much money on the Arkham Knight Genesis comic. Art is nice, writing is pretty good. I'm not a comic person, and find most comics to have ugly art these days, but this one (and Soulfinder from Iconic Comics) impressed me.

I always liked this version of Jason coming back best since I heard of the character. A plot device like a Lazarus Pit needs to be kept to a minimum because otherwise it just breaks everything and the Arkham version where the Pits are nearly exhausted and restricted to the Ra's plots is the best way to approach them. Jason being crazy because of torture and not mystical woo-woo side effects offers more interesting directions to go in to me, problems that can't be easily solved because they are choices he made while at least somewhat in possession of his faculties.

Man, I thought the backstory I cooked up for Arkham's Jason was dark but the canon one is darker. I had it where he never knew his dad and his mom was an addict who OD'd when he was young, but in the comic both parents are meth addicts who tried to sell him to the mob to pay their debts, which didn't work because that's nuts even in Gotham, and so abused him until he was thirteen, when Jason sold them out to the mob and watched them get killed in exchange for getting a small bit of turf where he was left alone to do small time crime.

I always liked the version of him meeting Batman by trying and semi-succeeding at stealing the wheels off the Batmobile, but the Arkham version where he saves Batman's life during a tussle with the Joker is a better fit for this universe.

There's conflict between the game City Stories version of how he got caught and the comic one. The game one is much darker, from what drove Jason after Joker (horrible murder and mutilation of children at a school in the game vs. pride I think in the comic) to the actual getting caught (Jason's hubris and sense of righteousness making him very stupid in the game vs. purely a trap the Joker laid in the comic). The game lore version of events is better, though harder to depict I think in the pages the comic had for various reasons.

One thing stands out about Arkham Jason: everyone in his life had given up on him from the moment he was born...except Bruce and the family. Bruce met him for only a few minutes at most and saw that Jason could be more than just another doomed rat in the dirty alleys of the city, wanted in some way to be more (Arkham Knight Jason disputes this in narration but it's clear from what happened that's the case). But a lifetime of being given up on doesn't just vanish in a year-ish of being really valued- and Joker brilliantly weaponized it against Jason and in doing so against Batman.

The comic is from Jason's bitter angry broken pre-Arkham Knight POV but there are hints that the darkness hasn't consumed him. I think Dick naming Tim as his brother in a fight hurt him- because I think they would have had that bond before Jason was taken and 'Tim as my replacement' is a big thing for Jason. He's ruthless, yes, and apathetic to the world around him but he sees that Bruce has a memorial to him in the Batcave and it triggers really intense emotions- anger because that's almost all he has anymore and then something else he can't and refuses to even try to process.

That's why, I think, Bruce extending a hand to Jason at the end of the boss fight destroyed the Arkham Knight. I also think that getting Gotham to evacuate civilians was Jason's idea. There's no logic to it from Scarecrow's POV; more people in the city would mean more fear to, uh, imbibe. It's not that Jason is worried about collateral damage, exactly, it's that he isn't totally gone. You can see that in the game audio logs. I wish we would have gotten an encounter with him and Dick, either as the Knight or as Red Hood. I think the rivalry there with Tim is built in as a matter of history and personality but with Dick there's a brotherhood that got broken through no fault of their own.

The Red Hood smart-assery is also present in the narration in the comic. I think it was there with the Arkham Knight, too, here and there, but he's on the furious hunt in most of what you hear from him so there isn't a lot of room for it.

[redhoodinternaldialectical]

5, 16, 20?

Linking the original ask post cause it took some digging to find it again lol

Something you see in fics a lot and love:

B-boysss... kissing :3

lol okay uh the overwhelming majority of what I read is jaytim that's rated Explicit, so there's, ya'know, a lot of patterns in there that I've self selected for, but attempting to get into a more meaningful answer, I really like the way that fanfic repeatedly digs up old shit and uses it as a catalyst for characters to gain greater intimacy with each other. The constant reinvention and re-contextualization of Jason and Tim's various fights is neat to me

A tiny detail in canon that you want more people to appreciate:

Oooh I'm gonna throw up the post I already made about the guy Jason manipulated into playing puppet for him

But that feels like cheating so I also want people to appreciate the asymmetrical aspects of the OG spoiler outfit, because I adore it so. I am a SUCKER for shoulder pads/spikes and 80s asymmetrical outfits.

Your very first fandom:

That's... actually pretty hard to answer.

The first online community I truly got involved with is City of Heroes. Loved playing the game when it was live, and I role played in the Homecoming servers for fourteen hours a day, seven days a week, for about five years. I still play every once in a while too! If you see Dread Captain Bones, David Drakal, or Cowboy Cline around, those are me :3 The only issue I have with saying it's this one is that I'm not entirely sure this counts as a fandom?? It really is more a role playing community than anything like a fandom for the game itself, most people only very lightly engage with the setting and it's considered a tad crass to get any of the named canonical characters involved with your character's story lines.

We could very technically count Naruto simply because that was the first one I ever tried to find fanfic for but uhhhhh... I started with ff.net with a super dark E rated fic because I thought E meant for Everyone and bounced off it so hard. I'm very sorry geisha AU naru-sasu fic I read when I was like thirteen, I tried so hard to like you, but my PTSD was not having it lmao

There's also half decent arguments to be made for Marvel comics, Doctor Who, or Vampire the Masquerade simply because my parents are/were such massive nerds lmao

Both of them did a lot of LARP and one of my favorite pictures of my mom is her as either the Sheriff or the Prince of our city ripping someone's heart out via a sponge soaked with fake blood :3 so yeah I def grew up learning about the clans and the lore and such

And this is very much a Marvel household lol My parents used to do story time with me about the X-men, and like they are completely accepting of my metal head and queer stuff, but I feel like it hurts my dad's soul just a little bit that I ended up being so into DC and so uninterested in Marvel. Whenever we talk about some of my (not romance related) plotlines for my DC fics he'll substitute in vaguely equivalent Marvel characters because he simply cannot be asked to dedicate braincells to DC characters lmao

Me: "I'm really looking forwards to writing out how the super geniuses and stuff push the limits of what Jason and Tim did to the diseases."

My Dad, knowing FULL WELL that I am not including any Marvel characters in this fic: "Oh yeah, Reed Richards would go nuts trying to figure that shit out."

My dad also collected Doctor Who episodes, like the ones from 1963 all the way to modernity, I grew up watching the black and white stuff, and for sure tumblr did expose me to Superwholock, through I never felt like I was a part of that.

It might actually be DC comics itself that's my first fandom! I just never really interacted with any sort of online or fandom space directly until Boostle dragged me into DC fandom's sphere of influence.

Anyhow I hope my ramblings were interesting/entertaining and thank you muchly for the ask! :3

[olivia-anderson-fanfic]

Explaining Batfam lore to my sibling

(and also explaining Batfam lore for people who need a general idea of what’s going on)

Me: I’m meshing together multiple timelines so --

Them: timelineS?

Me: yeah, timelines plural, keep up

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“The Rogues aren’t really important in explaining any of this but it’s important to me that you know them”

~

“So either Riddler was a guy who became a jewel thief for the gimmick or a guy with split personality where one side had a crush on a very nice lady and the other had a crush on murder”

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Me: Poison Ivy got mad because Bruce got her lab torn down

Them: ew!

Me: well, it’s more like Harvey Dent got the lab torn down and Bruce was like “that’s my friend!”

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“Joker is a bitch that fell in acid and then decided to make that his entire personality”

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Me: Penguin just likes money

Them: good for him

Me, nodding: good for him

~

“Bane had a point about capitalism but then they realized that he did and made him decide to blow up a bunch of people to make him evil”

~

“Bruce was a happy child... until he wasn’t”

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“Bruce was there when Dick’s parents fell because he was out with Girlfriend Number 454825 and he was like :(″

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“After a few years of Bruce not figuring out much about the people who killed his parents Dick said ‘know what? Batman ain’t shit’ and then he became Robin”

~

“Babs appears around here and... does stuff. Kinda”

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“And Dick — sick of Bruce’s shit — went off to Bludhaven, which is just Gotham but a little bit to the left”

~

“Bruce saw this kid stealing his tires and instantly decided to take him in”

~

Me: Jason is super sweet and he genuinely wants to help people because he doesn’t want them to suffer like he did

Them: aw... he dies, doesn’t he?

Me: I’M GETTING THERE

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"Jason gets his birth certificate and he was like ‘wait a minute, Catherine doesn’t start with an S’"

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“Bruce gets all angsty after Jason dies and almost kills the Joker for killing him but Superman stopped him because he’s a BITCH”

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“Somehow Tim, at age 9, was the only person ever to figure out Batman’s identity”

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“He essentially bullies Bruce into making him Robin”

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Me: you see, Tim has a parent problem... his problem that his parents are still alive

Them: really?

Me: yeah... anyways his mom dies

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“Tim’s dad decides to be better dad after his wife’s death. Which is unfortunate because he realizes Tim is Robin and immediately decides to keep Bruce away from him”

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“Bruce gets another Robin, her name is Steph and she dies within 100 real world days for the crime of... being a Girl and a Robin”

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“Tim goes back to being Robin despite his dad’s wishes but that’s okay because his dad is promptly killed off”

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Me: there’s a new player in town and it turns out that it’s Jason

Them: but isn’t he dead?

Me: he’s alive because Superboy Prime punched the world really hard and broke reality, you’re just going to have to accept that

Them: ...

Me: ANYWAYS he’s bitter because Batman hasn’t killed the Joker yet to avenge him and so he decides to kill people that aren’t going to reform... he doesn’t succeed, unfortunately

~

“Steph’s actually alive, by the way, just unimportant”

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"Alright, a guy named David Cain saw this lady called Lady Shiva and he wants to have a master martial artist for a daughter so he’s like ‘I’m a martial artist... you’re a martial artist... I’m going to kill your sister’”

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“He raised this kid to be an assassin, do you really think he cared enough about her to teach her to speak?”

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“Cass kills a guy and then promptly decides she doesn’t like that shit and runs away and ends up adopted by Bruce... because of course she does”

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Me: Cass is suicidal for a while until Lady Shiva kills her and cures the problem

Them: no!

Me: but then Shiva wants a rematch because Cass wasn’t trying and then Cass beats but doesn’t kill her

Them: yes!

~

“She just kinda vibes with Babs and Steph for the rest of this. I’ll give you three guesses why they aren’t used more”

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“Now we’re onto the murder child, Damian Wayne. He was raised by the League of Assassins and is Bruce’s blood son”

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“He tries to kill Tim to get Robin from him a few times but it’s just kinda brushed aside... just like I’m going to brush it aside right now”

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“Bruce dies and Dick is made Batman and his first act as New Dad Of The Family is to kick out Tim and make Damian Robin which I don’t like but I deal with because Dick and Damian are the cutest duo”

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“Tim ruins everything between Dick and Damian by bringing Bruce back from where he was trapped in time...  no, I don’t really get it, either”

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Me: Bruce and Damian are the Batman and Robin for a while but then Damian dies

Them: does he come back?

Me: of course he does it’s DC but first... it is time to introduce The Boy: Duke

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“Duke and a bunch of other kids decided they were going to help out Gotham as unofficial vigilantes and a lot of them get seriously hurt but they’re irrelevant”

~

Me: I forget a lot of what happens during his plotline but he jumps out of a police car and jumps off a bridge and gets superpowers so --

Them: SUPERPOWERS?

Me: yeah, he makes comic history by being a black guy with powers that aren’t lightning or fire... instead he gets just plain light powers

~

Me: Duke has parents still

Them: do they die?

Me: no, actually

Them: wow --

Me: they go insane because of Joker Gas and try to kill him

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“Alfred dies via Bane around here but because that’s a stupid decision I’ve elected to ignore it”

~

Them, after I finished: wow, a lot of people died and came back

Me: yeah, I actually left out a bunch of fakeout deaths along the way

Them: YOU LEFT SOME OUT?

[lil-demi-boy]

[BOOP] You've been BOOP'd! Gush about your 5 newest f/o's and your 5 oldest f/o's and pass the BOOP to 5 other self shippers!

Oh wow 10 whole gushes, I’ll go ahead n put this under a read more

I don’t fully remember who I’ve added in what order, but I know Jaime, Haemon, Ross, and Tybalt are new, and though I’ve had Hizashi for a while, I wanna talk about him too 

So CL and I have made some more recent stuff about Jaime and Dan, like their first kiss being accidental- Like they trip into each other and make contact, but once they realize what just happened, they’re both v flustered and blooshy and require a good 5 minutes to calm down Though when they do finally kiss for realsies, it’s rly soft and sweet ;v; The slow burn is to die for n I love it

Haemon’s backstory has been expanded too!  We figured he’d be from a rich family, though he’d have the type of parents who would get him what he wanted so he’d stay out of their hair.  Unfortunately this gave him a complex, so now he tends to throw a fit when he doesn’t get what he wants, especially if he wants someone to date him- so that was fun to work out

As for Ross, he was originally called Chris P. by me n CL but then I was in the Eddsworld Patreon AMA (I got to talk to the real Bing and Matt and I’m still giddy abt it-) they said that Chris is actually named and modeled after a friend of theirs named Ross, so that character is just called Ross.  I like his skeleton arm and taste in chicken.

Tybalt was one of my first islanders in Animal Crossing New Horizons!  He and Tabby were so sweet to me when I first arrived, and though I don’t usually go for the jock types, Tybalt was always just so sweet and encouraging to me, I couldn’t help but fall in love with him ;v;

And Hizashi (aka Present Mic) has been on my list for a while, but I saw a comic of him recently that just made me fall deeper for him and really think about a relationship with him.  He’s a DJ and clearly likes music, and music is one of my hyperfixations, so we would just be able to geek out about our favorite songs and make each other mixtapes and playlists and such,,  he goode

As for oldest, if I can remember correctly, I believe they’re TP Link, Danny Fenton, Manny Rivera, Randy Cunningham, and N

Twilight Princess Link occupied my head rent free for years when I was younger- I’d take the TP guide book to school and read it over and over again, getting every bit of lore that I could from it, I’d draw Link all over the place, my proudest drawing at the time being when I tried to draw him in a certain pose from the book (and it impressed everyone around me, which was a Great Feeling).  Nowadays I just admire him and am thankful for his existence 

Danny Fenton was one that my mom would tease me about bc it was very obvious I had it bad for him when I was a kid.  To the point I watched it any time it was on and wound up watching every episode without having to look them up- I just watched them when they came on and happened to catch them all (I also don’t get the hate for Phantom Planet like,,, they turned Earth invisible, that’s badass) Now I ship with him in an AU where he aged with me, so he’s 31 at this point.  I’m still working on the AU though so I don’t have a lot of details in it aside from the fact that it’s a crossover AU with the rest of the Secret Trio + Manny from El Tigre

Speaking of which, Manny was another favorite of mine as a kid- I loved watching the show and drawing him and looking up cool AMVs n such once I got access to the internet.  I always thought he and Frieda would be fun to be friends and hang out with Now in the Secret Trio AU, he’s 27, and although he does have a super hero alter ego, he’s not part of the team.  Mostly because his identity isn’t a secret; everyone knows he’s El Tigre

Randy Cunningham was a later edition due to his show not coming out until 2012.  Even then, I was so excited for it- I was fresh in an Invader Zim phase and I heard that Jhonen Vasquez did the character designs n such for the show, so ofc I had to watch it.  And I loved it; Ben Schwartz’s voice and the stupid stuff Randy does and says just made me fall for him p much instantly.  He’s probably one of the characters I drew the most ship art of at the time, now that I think about it In the current AU, he’s my age, 22 (I legit was stoked to be in the 9th grade at the same time as him, granted my school didn’t have a Tim Curry demon underneath it or a ninja to protect it but y’know) so he’s the youngest of the trio

And N I admittedly didn’t do a lot with when I was younger, I just kinda held on to him over the years.  He’s really genuine and sweet though, and going on those ferris wheel rides with him in Black was something I dreamt of often =u=

Well this was super long- if you made it this far, thank you for reading all of that cause lord knows you didn’t have to

[awellboiledicicle]

Tma/Raft au. Not even "the extinction won so there they are" bc like. Tma but in raft universe.

Forward scouts are supposed to gather the stories of the world and share them later, maybe. Your whole thing lore wise is collecting info and trying to find the fabled end point of humanity's journey after the mega rich fucked over the planet.

So basically I keep thinking the institute is basically a flotilla that Elias made bc his general family wasnt rich enough for a bubble city but were rich enough to be pissed about it. It's got a farm and water purifiers etc. Very self sufficient. But the main thing is Elias has a library. Books, notes, rubbings of grave etchings, magazines. If it conveys something he wants it. He employs scouts to go out and map things on the off chance he can claim a stable landmass. The library part was his family's, the rest was a lot of diplomacy.

Tim came to the flotilla after crashing into the side of it. There was a storm and he was more focused on trying to see where Danny went in the choppy water than keeping the raft righted. Was hired mostly because of his muscles, though his ability to put a story together made him invaluable for stitching together old newspapers. Signs on to be a forward scout because he befriended Jon in records and he cant imagine Sims not being eaten by seagulls.

Jon was born in the outskirts of the flotilla and grew up with his grandmother while his parents fished to keep the family on the community. They were lost to a shark attack when he was small. Often snuck into the library and ended up being scolded a lot for it. Either for touching things to read them or just going into sections he shouldn't out of curiosity. Got a job there entirely bc Elias decided that either Jon was too like him to be safely kept around, or at the very least he could learn how to not ruin things. Got a kitten from Georgie after she came back from a scouting trip. Its name is Commodore. By the time he met Tim, Commodore is like half Jon's size. Partially bc large cat and small Jon. Opted to be a scout entirely because he'd read everything that wasnt shopping lists and he maybe kind of also doesnt want to stay after his grandmother passed. So elias sent him off with a vague "go south" and gave them enough supply not to die immediately when he took the family raft out. His arch nemesis is a seagull. It keeps going after his potatoes and he would like a single day of peace.

Sasha was originally from a town that fell apart after infighting over farmland. She basically fucked off in a random direction with whatever wasnt strapped down and has been hunting down and mapping radio signals since. She likewise collects books, but more books than magazines etc. Some newspapers. Ran across Martin trying to get a radio working while parked by an old oil rig. Promptly scared him half to death. They became friends over Martin offering milk from one of the goats he'd managed to grab. Shes largely why their combined raft has such an efficient net system.

Martin was born on his raft in the middle of nowhere. He grew up on it. Heared from his mom as she got sicker how he was probably going to abandon her too. Cobbled together additions for the raft, caught animals, and did his best to farm. His book collection is whatever he could get to entertain his mother and a collection of tattered poetry books. Traded with the flotilla a few times. Books for food, eggs for metal and seeds. Mostly alone with his mother though. Befriending Sasha was amazing luck because honestly he was sure if his mothers health nosedived worse and they didnt have something to at least try an sos, he'd never have forgiven himself. It also helped having someone to talk to.

I think the two groups would end up meeting at some small radio tower that's mostly rust and good fortune. Not even a good signal either, just an outdated message about not drinking salt water. Tim and Martin are the only reason they group together. Mostly bc Jon is Very Invested in acting like the archivist of the sunken world instead of a sweaty dude on a raft yelling at seagulls.

Is this just bc I can then imagine Martin and Tim killing a shark that's trying to eat Jon bc he got distracted diving for scrap bc he was Determined to do it himself? Yes. Have I decided Gerry is just vibing somewhere with chickens? Also yes.

Have I already imagined Jon and Martin bonding after being separated from the others via giant rats? And repairing a generator together, then realizing they're v v close together when the light comes on? Yes to both.

Also Jon learned how to shred and weave plastic into string so he can have his red string board but now ita about how it's totally the same seagull every time instead of different ones. The evidence is all drawings of seagulls hes done.

[lightkrets312]

Unusual asks #3, if u want (returnin the favor :0)

[3] rant. just do it

well, guess it’s time to ramble about my main four sona kids! (although technically only one of them is a sona, the rest are just self inserts i identify with incredibly hard so they might as well be sonas)

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First off, Light, my oldest self-insert who I have half-forgotten the story of, but what I remember is that she’s meant to be a hero of light (literally, like she wields light  as an ability) that hops universes, saves the day, and generally finds out lore stuff over time. She’s got powers from an outside source and in the original plotline she was being groomed to be a sort of successor, but I think I’m gonna change that somewhat when I finally write her story out.

(and by write i mean i am making a comic/heavily illustrated story out of it and i will die on this mountain if i have to)

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Second off! Tops! Cause between her and Mun she’s technically older!

She’s got an adopted “sibling” named Lena who is absolutely 100% human, what makes you think she’s not are you kidding me (read: she’s some kind of android but looks and acts human enough that the average person probs can’t tell). They’re basically twins, and that’s not at all because at least one of them started out as a Yogscast self-insert protagonist that I moved to their own universe.

Both Tops and Lena have ended up in a couple other storyverses I’d love to expand upon sometime (Dollverse is definitely gonna be updated, PSP is at least getting modified if I do continue it), buuut as far as their home storyverse goes I’m planning on revamping that one for damn sure. Gotta do it for Peri. Also I really wanna make it more original so it’s gotta be revamped anyways.

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Third! Mun! The actual persona character made to be a persona! Who kinda ended up getting a story built around her! haha whoops!

Gist of it is, she’s a “runaway” child (read: sent away from home at a young age with a guardian bewinged dog Because Plot) who ended up running headfirst into a Found Family trope (read: i have a bad habit of getting adoptables that i have no idea what to do with so i just keep em with her) and whose primary job is “keep an eye on all of the author’s various storyverses, catalogue/record everything, and store it for reference later juuuuust in case”.

Found family includes a shadow demon (cause at one point I dipped a foot into Don’t Starve and came out with a concept), a selectively mute tall person who’s possessed by a reaper-type entity, the aforementioned guardian doge, a couple of dogs who are basically dogs with high intelligence and an ability or two, various half-forgotten concepts that sorta wander around the place, and a couple bastard Emboidiments I designed in high school that fuck around and find out and I will punt both of them.

As you can guess there’s a lot of shenanigans that happen. This is more like an episodic slice-of-life with plot.

(i really wanna incorporate Mun’s storyverse into Tops’ somehow, cause OOC i’ve put these two in the same space before and they have such good interactions together i lov em, they’re basically siblings/hella close friends)

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Finally, Egg. My overpowered baby child.

So this one started out as me inserting a character I vibed with, leaving for like a month, returning, revamping the character to be more original, accidentally adopting them as a sonainsert damn it why does this keep happening, giving em a plot, and then fucking around and finding out hard. I accidentally gave em godmode because “haha what if i do that starbucks meme with em” and found out afterwards from one of the main players “wait that shouldn’t be possible what the fu-”

So now they’re basically like- *meme voice* “Guess I’m a demigod.”

To add to the chaos they’ve got headmates that are technically their parents/mom(s?) and more specifically the two components that helped make Egg (but still exist cause the job was like half-finished). One’s Alex, who’s an over-stressed, anxious ex-executive of a robotics development company that got hired to commit war crimes and then got blasted off the face of the earth, along with the face of the earth. The other is Thea, who’s an advanced security AI that’s hella good at combat but doesn’t understand what the fuck an emotion is, so every time they feel one they short circuit for like a minute.

They’re involved in an RP where the current state of it is “the multiverse is about to eat shit, or at least this universe is, and we gotta fix it somehow” which has hit a block unfortunately.

Probably for the better though cause I swear to god- *looks at Tim and Imp* -if one more of you bastards gives my kid another metaphorical red matter nuke I’m gonna hunt y’all down and steal your computer RAM-

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Also as a bonus, my latest self-insert is Ry, in which the main concept behind em is “you know what’d be funny? if i had a retail worker character that couldn’t get mad or else they’d get possessed by ?????? and involuntarily commit fuckshit against humanity. also their possessor is a gremlin ass bastard who just likes to cause problems on purpose. and also is banned from sharp weapons and guns.“

[monochromemedic]

Yeah I’ll admit, I really need to find out more about the Fallout and Borderlands boys. I keep meaning to. Well, there must be a way we can still talk about it. Um . . . Maybe I could be like a sounding board? You can all say your thoughts on your them and I’ll respond? I wanna help in any way I can.

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Boone’s backstory is so sad and depressing you can tell that Carla was probably his first and only love and if not he loved her to death and the fact he had to kill her or thought that was the right thing to do to save her from being a slaver while she was pregnant honestly was the right choice seen as how the slavers are insinuated to be treated and have literal bomb collars on them and the fact that that haunts him so much along with the fact he committed the war crime at Bitter Springs and just makes him cruel, quiet and rude even though he’s a bit caring through all the stuff makes me sad and it’s so memed on probably because Boone is so secretive about it and it’s his whole backstory but it’s so good and sad and i think meme on it to make it hurt less. Boone might be shorter then alot of the companions in the game but like he’s strong and built kinda he’s a bit squishy but like that bitch shoots like a god damn champ i love that asshole Deacon should have been romanacable, his backstory is also pretty fucking sad of him being a bigot against synths and then when he actually killed a supposed synth he saw how sick it was and wanted to change his life and move on from his stupid college group he was in only to find out the girl he was with is wife when he settled down was a synth and his group came back and killed her and he went apeshit and killed them all back and then got into the railroad to help synths and was probably so disgusted in himself and his pass he doesn’t use his real name anymore and changed his face so many times apparently and all his disguses have sunglasses probably meaning he doesn’t like to show his eyes is just sad he’s so self hating despite how cheerful and jokey he seems on the outside. Like when you go to pretty sites there’s a chance he’ll go ‘she would have liked this’ and the first time i heard that in the lighthouse it broke my heart like i’d wanna help him move on he’s so scared to get close to literally anyone but he deserves to move on. Sturges is underrated little fucking greaser mechanic southern hospitality built like a brick shit house secrectly a synth why the hell can’t I fuck him or have him as a companion fucker builds a teleporter out of scrap he’s cool let me kiss him Todd Howard. Danse is great big secret synth, war asshole so eager to please and be involved and loved that he goes and be’s with douchebags to be accepted he’s way too good and im glad you can get him out of there because he deserves the world. hes so shocked when you say you like him or love him he’s so shocked it hurts with his big old puppy eyes that guy has probably never been with anyone ever and it’s sad because he’s great and he talks like a robotic dipshit. Vaughn is a champ short short king. literally short then like everyone of his friends. smart ass boy, secretly buff cause he ‘put an exercise bike in his cubicle’ is funny but they fucked him over so much in borderlands 3 just making him a psychotic asshole who loves his body so much running around naked and doing nothing he’s so much more then that and the fact they don’t take advantage of the great lore he had and flanderized him into this one note annoying character pisses me off to no end and if in the next game he isn’t in there and isn’t fixed i’ll do it myself doing my boy so dirty. Like yeah he would adapt to being on this alien world with cruel creatures and people to kill him but it was shown that he CAN and did it well in a short time but apparently the more time he spent on there he went crazy like no there’s people who have lived there or have been there for longer and didn’t go crazy why the hell would vaughn would, they just wanted ‘haha silly small buff man’ that’s so shallow he’s so much more he helped take down handsome jack, he helped his fellow helios survivors and was a leader for them on Pandora and made a small little army bandit group that was well put together. he’s also so down on himself thinking that Rhys is so cool and that he questions one time that Rhys will leave him cause he’s meeting so many cool people and handling it well and thinks that Rhys will go so far and he’ll just be left there like that’s sad. Rhys is weird but so put together, fought off handsome jack ai and made great sacrifices like he ripped off his own robot arm and cybernetics in his head and eye to ‘kill’ him that takes so much guts. they also kinda fucked him over in borderlands 3 but not as much as Vaughn. They made him seem inept and more like a joke but Rhys is entertaining as he is he doesn’t need to be so childlike. I’m happy get got his company like he wanted and revived Atlas into a great gun company and honestly the Atlas guns are some of my favorites in that game it’s just so fun good on him. Tim has been through so much. getting plastic surgery and faking his death to him mom who laughed when she heard he ‘died’ just to pay off student loans is so real but depressing in the same vain and then he had to work directly under Handsome jack who hit on him and then made him do so much dirty work and then locked him in a casino full of other doublegangers of jack and now he’s the only one that’s alive and he’s fucked up in the head starting to act  a bit like Jack cause of Dna implanted in him which idk how much that would work but he has to write on the wall to remind him he ISN’T jack like fuck you jack you are such a bastard man Tim is a sweetheart. Like yeah Tim can shoot you in the face and not care but it’s not what he wanted and he shows cowardness and disdain for it alot of the time.

[chronicbatfictioner]

A Real Boy - Chapter 24

The fresh, cold water from the tap finally made him realize that he was wholly, fully awake and conscious. He had not slept for more than an hour in the past few days, since deciding that Amanda Waller was suspicious and thus, he had to review all footages of her that Barbara has, in order to find evidence. He had only walked out of the chair for potty breaks. Or when Jason or Dick would bodily lift him out of the chair to take a walk around the cave - "to let blood flow around his body, Tim, not just to pool at your ankles!"

Once he was done scrubbing, he opened the bathroom door with trepidation, fearing that the whole thing was, in fact, a dream.

Jason was the first in his line of vision, still sitting on the bed, slouching forward toward the tablet in concentration. Then Alfred, still partially standing next to the bed - apparently waiting to see if Tim would come back to bed for his tray of breakfast. Harper and Stephanie were next, plating the rest of the waffles and pouring something onto it.

And then Conner, sitting on the windowsills with a plate of waffles on his hand. "If you're just gonna gawk there, I'm gonna finish the rest of these waffles!" Conner called cheerily and waved with a fork in his hand. "Oh, sorry, Mr Alfred, sir.." he added after catching what Tim presumed to be Alfred's disapproving glare.

Tim walked out slowly from the bathroom, but was still able to catch the pants Jason threw at him. He didn't put them on and instead made a beeline toward Conner.

"Conner...?" he called quietly.

"Yeah?"

"You're dead."

Conner grinned impishly. "I was, but I got better."

"But-- but... how...?" Tim wanted to know.

"Coffee first, I'd say, Master Timothy. Master Conner can explain it while you eat." Alfred remarked, handing a mug of coffee into Tim's hand and firmly placed Tim on a chair. Tim's eyes didn't leave Conner, even as he took a sip of the thankfully-not-so-scalding coffee so strong he could feel his brain started to work as the caffeine passed his throat.

"The spellbooks." Tim decided. "Jason! You found something in it!"

"Well, as much as I'd like to take the credit of bringing Conner back to life, I have to say I didn't." Jason replied distractedly.

"He did, however, brought me back from the future." Conner said. "Clark didn't think that I could come back, either. I mean, his heart is definitely in the right place and all..."

"Whoa, wait! Start from the top!" Stephanie protested, and added when she caught Tim's questioning eyes. "...and then I'll explain why Harper and I are here. I wanna hear his side of the story, too."

"Okay..." Tim agreed and glared at Conner. "Start from the top. Like, when you were dead. --Or rather 'when we all thought you were dead'."

"You gonna record this, aren't you? So I don't have to repeat myself when we go and see Cassie and Bart and Rachel? I mean, I haven't exactly gone and meet anyone other than those dudes and the Batman, yet. I mean, I almost freaked out! I mean, dude! The dude is a warlock and--"

"Conner!" Tim, Stephanie, and Harper chorused.

"Oh, right. Dead. Me. Well, anyway. I can't literally die, apparently. Like, there's something about the way I was made that made me can't totally die. Like, you know, a fairy and stuff. As long as there are people who believed in me, I'm gonna live and stuff. Just that my physical body was extremely damaged and I can't just literally go out and get into another body like a ghost. Or a spirit..." Conner explained. "I didn't know this until I wake up on the other side, so to speak. I was alone for a really, really short time - so I thought. But when I woke up - like, physically woke up - it was year 3000 or so."

"Seriously??" Harper gasped. "Do they have flying cars then--?"

"Harp! Shut up!" Stephanie swatted her.

"I don't know if they have flying cars or not. They said I shouldn't look outside or see what's going on, because I was going to be summoned back to the era I belong to..." Conner said, caught Tim's eyes, and corrected himself. "Okay, that was point M or N or so. I woke up a millennium from this year, and the people who met me there is called the Legion. Evidently, when I'd died, Clark or Kara or somebody placed my body in this device that had come with him when he landed here on earth. Said device fixed my body on a molecular level - but it took a literal thousand years. It would work on people who are comatose, generally, but it works best with Kryptonian.

"I spent like, a few months there, in which they told me of that - that I shouldn't go out of the compound because I was going to be called back here. They didn't tell me how or why, they just told me that there are people who believed in me so much that they would do everything to bring me back.

"When the spell of... I don't know what it's called, really. But it pulled on me and not the others, and they were watching and like making observations closely and stuff. It pulled to the point where I could see you all; Cassie, Bart, you... and I could only look at you guys and not touch or make myself heard. That went on for weeks.

"But then I noticed that whenever Bart is running, I could see his colors starting to match with mine. I could feel his speed - like the wake of his runs in the air brushing against my skin. So I thought I could maybe touch him, and I started trying to figure out where our matches were the strongest - and it turned out to be in your brownstone, you know? I swear I'd only poked him, and he went exploding through your window and all that..." Conner looked apologetic, and Tim tried to hide the heat that was rising into his eyes behind the coffee mug.

"The scary thing is that after I did that to Bart, I kinda de-materialized on the other side, you know? Like, on the year-three-thousand side. They said it was because I had touched the Speed Force and am now tainted by it, and there was no record ever of anyone or anything actually touching the Speed Force. They didn't know what to do, either, and said that all I and they could do was pray that someone should be... should believe in me enough to want me back..." Conner smiled ruefully. "I kinda feel like a fairy, now."

"Fairies get their wings when somebody said they believed in it, I think... that's how the lore goes, isn't it?" Harper remarked.

"Fairies..." Jason grumbled, finally deciding to join them near the table. "The little things you all called 'fairy' are imps. There is no such thing as a fa--" The chorus of gasps from Stephanie, Harper, and Conner stopped him mid-sentence. "What??"

"Don't say that!" Stephanie chided. "What if Conner disappear again?"

"Really," Jason rolled his eyes. "I mean it. There are fae people. But there is no such thing as the little things with wings you all called 'fairy'.

"Matter-at-hand, people!" Tim snapped his fingers impatiently. "What happened after you were told you're tainted by the Speed Force?"

Annoyingly, Conner shrugged. "No idea. All that I knew was that I suddenly felt the pulls like before, and one second I was describing what I was feeling and seeing to the Legion guys - which was a lot of purples and yellows and blues; the next second I was looking at these three--" he thumbed towards Harper and Stephanie. "--two. Three with her brother. Apparently, they were conjuring the demon and I get to be the demon."

"First, you're a fairy. Next you're a demon. Make up your mind." Jason deadpanned.

"You were--" Tim barely caught the word 'conjuring' from escaping his mouth, but realized what it meant. "I've told you not to fool around with magick!" he scowled at Stephanie, who somehow managed to look indignant yet sheepish. "What if you'd called in a real demon??" Even as he said it, something else caught his mind. "Plus-- wait! Let me finish! Was this the first time you did that?"

This time, Harper shrugged, "Well, yes and no..."

"Harp! Shut up!" Stephanie hissed. "They don't need to know the fails!"

Jason eventually caught up with what was in Tim's mind. "Oooh... no, no, no. We do want to know of the fails, too." he said sweetly. "Just so we know what not to do if we need to do something like this next time - which, given the plethora of odd sightings in the past month, we might need something like this..."

Stephanie huffed. "Fine, since you said we shouldn't do seances - it was a seance, by the way; the Rows wanted to contact their mom - we've only done it like twice before. Both failed and we don't know why."

"Did you log anything? What you did, what you used?" Tim asked, trying to keep the slight disappointment from his voice. If they had only done it twice, they wouldn't have been the culprit from the strange creatures that appeared in the past month.

Harper scoffed, "Of course I did. It's science, after all. Besides, it's not like we have access to the almighty Wayne Library for magick to see if we'd done the right thing or not!" she replied, producing a tablet. "I think it was the timing. Last night was full moon - blood moon. It wasn't so before."

"Blood moon," Jason mumbled.

"Care to share with the class, Jason?" Conner prompted. "Like, you know things we don't?"

"I know a lot of things you don't, farm boy, that's given. But..." Jason turned to Alfred, who was standing by refilling coffee and tea mugs silently with a pair of seemingly bottomless pots. "...Blood Moon. That's how the Speed Force maintained their presence, isn't it, Alfred?"

"So the lore says, Master Jason," Alfred nodded solemnly.

"So... sheer luck that your conjuring was done when the Speed Force was heavy in the air, and that Conner was tainted with the Speed Force..." Tim concluded.

Harper snorted. "Sheer luck! Don't insult us..."

"No, not insulting. It's just... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend. It's just..." Tim trailed off, and Jason picked up.

"...just that you didn't really know of the Speed Force, and did the conjuring, and pulled the right undead through the Time Sphere. I'd call that luck, too." he said. "The old records would note of irregular circumstances that would make a spell work; and the modern folks like us can figure out what or when things actually happen..."

"We need to tell Barbara." Tim decided, promptly got up from his chair and made toward the door. "She'll have the firepower needed to figure it out. Like the crop circles. With the crop circles. We'll figure out who did all these, why, when, how, and where!" he continued, ignoring the blank, confused stares of the others in the room. "Come on, Jason! We can explain later!"

From the corner of his eyes, Tim still could see Jason giving a shrug to the others as he got up to follow. Never mind, he thought, they'll see I'm right when Barbara confirms things.

[theinsanecrayonbox]

Fairly Odder: episode 11

oh no not another app related plot. did we learn nothing from App Trap??? because you know, that’s one of the few Sparky episodes i actually kinda reference.  

Hornet Day? the hornets migrate through Dimmsdale?? this has never been referenced before. and wait, the hornets lifting up Gus was shown in the Codzillard episode; this episode is being shown out of order too. why did you guys do this? i know there’s not much of an over arching narrative to these episodes, but there’s some.

does everyone in Roy’s family have R names? mom Rachel, maternal grandmother is Razz. did Rachel only marry her ex-husband for his last name? or...were they not married, cause nothing suggests they were other than Roy existing...

oh hey, Cosmo and Wanda have to go reregister their wands. it’s not exactly the same as the previous times, but it’s a pretty good call back since that has happened before. and wait...didn’t that time also have them leave Tim with some auto wish granting device to fill the void? wait no...i think i’m thinking of The Temp! and they got Jeff to fill in. but i swear there’s an ep where he had like a wand with a wish limit while the fairies had to go do something else??? yeah Emergencies Only, ok i’m not crazy, they were busy with Poof there, while in The Temp! it was to get their licenses renewed. yup, not crazy...just lore heavy ^^;

this cheesy commercial is so over the top and out there, i’m into it. Roy does such a good 90s surfer dude voice. and commercial guy ollied out before the shenanigans happen lol.

7 min in, and we got the opening

oh, Rachel and her mom don’t get along? well that’s interesting, kinda explains Rachel’s relationship with Viv.

eeeeee!!! we’re in Fairy World!! fully animated sequence!!! it’s just the Fairy DMV but still! Starget? Fairy Target? ok sure. and you know, it was a short segment but you could tell the animation style was off still.

why did the app make a zombie copy of Razz’s friends? i get that they are dead, but the app said it made copies from the photo, not of what currently exists somewhere. i mean the zombie dance is funny, but...oh the app’s TOS said it’d make zombies. sure. this is now the second episode with zombies in this show, because the tiktok dance zombies totally count.

Two and a Half Fridges? that’s...the second Two and a Half Men joke the entire series has made now

back to Fairy World! Starby’s? Fairy Arby’s? ok...you’re getting me show. gimme Popeyes and Krispy Kreme and i’ll know you are watching me.

Gus seems to be the most developed of Roy’s peanut gallery. maybe i should incorporate him too...because bees would be a good power...

why is the bush fall such a long running gag? i think it’s been said at least once per episode.

so aside from the fact all the familial development you had with this Razz-copy being unimportant in the grand scheme because if you ever meet the real ne she won’t have had this experience, yeah it was sweet family time with a side of near zombie apocalypse.

[hellyeahheroes]

Hell Yeah Teen Super Heroes Awards 2017: Best Team Book

FAREWELL 2017! FUCK 2017! As the year comes to an end, our team picks our choices for the best team book - any series that features an actual superhero team or an ensemble cast. There were many books fitting this category, including teams made entirely or mostly out of teen characters up to those in which they played only a supporting role, so the choice was especially hard (at least for me, Admin).

@ubernegro:   Champions. I know. New team with a SJW spin. What I like about Champions is that it is a correct reflection of what mostly young people of color are into: social justice. The series tries to distinct themselves from other super teams in that their distinct goal is not to fight crime, but fight oppressive issues. There is no formal leader of the group nor is their a representation. The face issues that normally superheroes don't tackle and the comic constantly reminds the audience that some issues cannot be resolved with a punch in the face. Champions was a big risk in Marvel and I think somewhat paid off as it paid lip service to the issues by correctly portraying them as to what they are.

@keeper-of-the-lore :  Best Team: Detective Comics What can I say that hasn’t already been said? It’s a better X-Men team book than any of the X-Men books currently. Tim is the best male Robin. Clayface’s talks with Cass has been great. Kate works well as the grumpy team mom. Steph’s reaction to Tim’s return was nice. The art has been amazing since the art. Tim’s leet hacking skills from the Punisher/Batman crossover are still canon and his New 52 origin got fixed. Like, the only bad parts I can say is that I think Cass needs a new mask, name and to get a bunch more scenes with Steph and Tim now that they’re back.

@majingojira :  Runaways - No question. This series has me constantly hoping for something to happen, and the next issue delivers on those hopes 9 times out of 10. Honorable Mention: Super Sons

Admin: Despite the stiff competition, Green Lanterns win this one. Out of all team books this year this had one of the smallest teams, being only two people and its status as a subject of this blog is mostly honorary, but I still absolutely loved it, from many strong character moments to great humor to building and expanding on the mythos of entire Green Lantern Corps. As an Honorable Mentions, I want to shine some spotlight on Gotham Academy: Second Semester and Secret Warriors, two great series out of many, that sadly respectively came to and soon comes to an end. I enjoyed them both immensly

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

asks (27)

Anonymous asked:

I love that you explored Jason and Tim's "we get a long very well but have a lot of unspoken trauma because of eachother" aspect of their relationship. It makes their sibling dynamic 13527252 times more interesting

I really appreciate this and the other folks that left tags along the lines of “oof this is NOT a good look for Tim but I love that” because that very much was my intention. I really enjoy writing dialogues between folks where the point is to have them express what they believe, not necessarily what’s actually true (fits with the premise of that fic lmao). I think it’s especially interesting with siblings because in my own experience, it’s very possible for siblings to experience the same events/environments/people and come away with completely different views of what happened, who’s at fault, etc. 

I also think there’s a lot of potential in a sibling relationship to have situations where one deeply hurt the other (and vice versa) in a way that was out of their control, maybe unavoidable, and then they’ve gotta navigate that. 

With those two specifically, I don't entirely love that substantial parts of canon have them mostly friendly to each other. I feel like there are some missing scenes re: how the hell those two learned to tolerate each other, but that’s what fic is for huh

Here’s some of the notes I made before writing that fic (don’t mind all the cursing, I’m always like that)

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Anonymous asked:

Howdy, Amy!

Hey howdy hey [I am tipping my hat at you]

Anonymous asked:

Obviously this would be unethical. But I loved your therapist fic and it got me thinking again: if you could put anyone in a lab and just study them who would it be. I sincerely and truly would love to kidnap the Bottoms Up And The Devil Laughs Monster Energy Drink lady and just deep dive into her brain. WHAT is going on there. I wanna write a dissertation so bad

Anon I’m in love with you and I refuse to answer that question

Anonymous asked:

I LOVE MACBETH GOOD CHOICE FRIEND

FINALLY someone who can appreciate that I’m desperate to make a friend who I can validly make a tshirt for reading “from his mother’s womb untimely ripped”

I just think that would be the FUNNIEST thing to wear as a c-section baby

Anonymous asked:

hello! merry christmas!! i hope you have a lovely day today!

Thank you my love I did in fact have a very pleasant Christmas

@the-moons-raes​ asked:

Amy, I would just like you to know that I am livingfor these updates of the kids your babysitting.

They’re such sweethearts and I haven’t seen them for two weeks cause their mom had off work for the holidays and didn’t need me to watch them :(

Anonymous asked:

Mood my house keeps shifting. Can’t be December in the south without a tornado warning

We’re iced over right now... hell region hell region hell region

Anonymous asked:

hi im not usually a fanfiction person but i went and read all your stuff a week or two ago to procrastinate from school and may have cried a little. some people just Get the characters and you are one of those people. i also wanted to ask if you've written anything centered on Jason, Tim, and Steph?? i want to see more of them, their dynamic would be like somehow one of them would always be babysitting the other two. bad influences all around

Ahhhh thank you so much. I don’t think I’ve ever written anything about all three of them? I know I have a couple based around Stephanie and Jason and I for sure have Jason and Tim ones. I guess I don’t need to link em cause you said you had already looked at my stuff 

@eatthepoison​ asked:

My box would say:

[Birth Name].

Lover of Neurotic Brunettes (and the occasion Passionate Blonde).

Dumb of Ass.

Gay as Hell.

You’re SO valid

Anonymous asked:

Please drop the forbidden evangelical VCR lore. Are we talking bibleman and story keepers, or even more niche than that?

AJHAFHKJFA Story Keepers for SURE but I’m mostly thinking of uhhhhhh have you ever seen the Hannah Barbera “Greatest Adventure” Series?

Looked like this

It was about these kids that traveled back in time to different Bible stories and it was uhhhhhhhhh quéstïónâblē in places 

What’s your favorite Veggietale anon I wanna profile you about it

@ioudaleks​ asked:

I would just like you to know that I’ve read the milk fic at least six times now.

Reading this makes me want to dress as an ostentatious supervillain and sit in a dramatic spotlight while stroking my cat

Anonymous asked:

This is my formal apology as only child ask assumption anon

AKHFAKFDLGLAD it’s okay anon just never say it again 

@fandomriderx-1​ asked:

Assumption: you’re a better lawyer than me, Senpai

You quit that this second 

@hollyhock13​ asked:

It’s not anonymous, but Impossible Year by Panic!at the Disco https://open.spotify.com/track/5j9yOfRB2s6OMS1YwwYiMw?si=xCCl8Mo2QTy5g0mf5XyIeA

I feel like you may... know too much 

Anonymous asked:

Welcome to the Netherlands!

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@goldkirk asked:

I don’t have recommendations because I haven’t gotten to go there myself yet and my bro who did is still asleep, but have you had hagelslag yet I hope????

I know there were a couple other Europe asks but I can’t find them now?

I didn’t want to actually say where I was while I was y’know, still there, but here’s the list of places I went:

Wassenaar

Den Haag

Leiden

Amsterdam

Paris

[REDACTED place where K lives]

Monaco 

Rome

Vatican City

I likes France and Italy best, but I also really really really like den Haag. I did have hagelslag and a bunch of other stuff, and now I kinda wanna move to Europe

@wonderbat1216​ asked:

For the most memorable, One of the boys admitting to another that he’s being reckless on patrol as a form of sefh*rm/su*c*de att*mpt(I think it was Tim and Damian but I’m not sure)

This one? I’m quite proud of that one

@fliipclaw​ asked:

both the entirety of the milk fic and the batkids discussing who gets bruce's attention (and damian and tim planning to do arson on tuesday to steal it back from jason) live in my head rent free

ajakjagjksfg I have six siblings and I feel like it shows in that one 

@fernandidilly-yo​ asked:

I of course thought of the Tim on the floor one, because, well, obviously. But I do randomly catch myself thinking about Damian face-planting into a pile of warm laundry, or sitting ontop of the dryer in an oversized hoodie. That scene lives in my brain rent-free for some odd reason. :P

It’s very interesting to me that the Tim-on-the-floor thing, especially that one line from it, has stuck around so long. Don’t get me wrong, I’m very proud of that work, and I like that folks still bring it up to me, but I wonder what it says about our collective state of mind that that’s the case

Dryer-Damian is much better, I love that for us

@richdickgrayson​ asked:

Hi I accidentally misread your username as “mother of Arkansas”

That’s all. Have a nice day.

I....

Arkansas, my most beloathed,, 

Anonymous asked:

It’s never too late to finish a fic on time! Trust me, it’s just your stress making the procrastination increase. Maybe try planning out what you’ll write each session? Like what scenes and stuff? That might help you feel more in control so it’s easier to not procrastinate.

But at the same time, if you need to post your New Years fic a bit late this year, that’s really fine. I promise you, we will still read it! It honestly doesn’t matter at all, I’m pretty sure all your followers are happy enough just to get some content from you.

Good luck!

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Anonymous asked:

HOLIDAY FICCCCCSSSS :)

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Anonymous asked:

good luck w your fic, you got this!!!

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Anonymous asked:

Hi Amy!!! Happy month-of-0-intrinsic-motivation-month!! (I haven’t done anything out of my own will this week too). Love to hear ur plan about writing but also remember to rest if u can :D rest-and-be-a-plant coping >>>>>> Batman coping.

(Also since u asking to be bullied here is a way That sometimes works for me(?): rant to a crazy friend who will occasionally give you absolutely incoherent b.s. replies. Abuse the privilege of insanity. Some times incredible ideas happen and sometimes it scares the brain. it will go : “I cannot take so much dysfunctional thoughts-acts today”. And it will start running. Half out of fear. The ultimate motivation being restoring the chaos that friend created in your mind for sake of entropy. )

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Anonymous asked:

*Pesters you*

(Seriously though, if you can't do it, that's alright. Your mental state is most important!)

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Anonymous asked:

Hello. You’re wonderful.

Now write things

:)

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@fandomriderx-1​ asked:

Write, loser

Thank y’all that was genuinely very helpful [kiss emoji]

Feelin chatty tonight how’re y’all