#I CANT BELIEVE KIWI PIZZA IS

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IM HOING INSANE KIWI PIZZA HAS FUCKJNG COME BACK TO HAUNT ME VIA PAPYRUS FUCKJNG UNDERTALE

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And again 7 years later...

Facebook Notes… 4 and then 3 years later! So I did one of these facebook trend notes 4 years ago. I thought it would be funny to compare then and now!

Pretty much because I’m bored out of my mind right now.

a-z

March 1, 2009 at 9:31pm VS October 13, 2013 at 11:51pm VS

December 27, 2016 vs. July 2, 2020

A-Z

A - Available: . ..  >  Yep > Yep > Yep > Yep

Age: 16  >  21 > 24 > 28

Annoyance: there are so many things.  >  Pessimism > Underestimation - Animal: my cat and my dog (Tiger and Tobi)  >  Lola the puppy > Lola (4) > Patrick the cat (12)

B - Beer: : /  > umm Mic. Ultra > Stella Artois - Mr. Blue Sky

Birthday: may 18 > same > same - 

Best friend: TM and AAH > TM, AAH, MOT, BR, AW, AB, JB > Same - AAH - Body Part on opposite sex: -  > Eyes > same - > DD, ZE, & the other usual suspects

Best feeling in the world: reaching the top of the mountain > feeling like I’m where I’m supposed to be > being myself with friends and no inhibitions - 

Blind or Deaf: umm… > blind > same - 

Best weather: 40/50 degrees. not too cold. not too hot. > 50s/60s > same - same 

Been in Love:still waiting on that one > been infatuated. (so no) > not yet - nope

Been on stage : frightening but memorable : ) > same > same - Improv Shows 

Believe in Magic: Not particularly > sadly, no > same - nope

Believe in Santa: I did… > for the kiddies! > Yeah looking back, I believed way too long > aww

C - Candy: twizzlers, sour patch watermelon, junior mints >Twizzlers & Sour patch watermelon > same + anything Cadbury and Maltesers - 

Color: purple > purple > powder blue - 

Chocolate/Vanilla: twist > twist > twist - 

Chinese/Mexican Food: quesadillas vs. sweet and sour chicken …? cant choose > STILL CAN’T CHOOSE > still can’t - 

Cake or pie: key lime all the way > yep > yep - 

Continent to visit: Australia > same > same - 

Cheese: feta > same > Parmesan

D - Day or Night: Night > Day > day - 

Dancing in the rain: one of many things i have yet to do > still need to do this! > still haven’t!

E - Eyes: I have the color is debatable. at first glance; brown > I have brown eyes. > they’re truly mostly green, but with brown rims - 

Everyone’s got: ipod > iPhone > iPhone > airpods

F - First thoughts waking up: what time is it? i’m probably late for something > … pretty much the same > how much is today gonna suck? (but not in a depressed way, in an preemptively annoyed kind of way) - 

Food: kiwi > watermelon! > grilled  cheese > same or oberweis oreo shake

G - Greatest Fear: fear > failure > inadequacy - 

Goals: good college > becoming a  wonderful teacher (among about 4 trillion other things) > landing a full time teaching job - Being a better teacher than I am.

Gum: usually something i have with me at all times > Orbit Sweet mint > spearmint whatever - 

Get along with your parents?: … do any teenagers? > Yes > medium > medium

H - Hair Color: red? > Auburn brown > same - w/ touch of blonde on the end

Height: 5'8" > same > same - 

Happy: could be happier > yes > could be happier - same

Holiday: Christmas > same > same > same

How do you want to die: not in any way to do with suffocation. > same > same > same

I - Ice Cream: mint chocolate Chip > B&J Greek Yogurt Raspberry/Chocolate AMAZEBALLS > Hagen Daaz chocolate peanut butter > same

- Instrument: piano > acoustic guitar > my guitar > same

J - Jewelry: rings > ALL THE RINGS > rings > rings

Job: previously Dairy Mat employee > just babysitting for now > Long term teacher substitute > 4th year teacher

K - Kids: most definitely > At least 3 > at least 3 - same 

Kickboxing or karate: Kickboxing > same > same - same

Keep a journal?: only on trips > I TRY to > I try to > I haven’t been trying to. 

L - Love: if only > Not yet. still waitin on that one > still waiting - I may have been in love... but unrequired. 

Letter: G > J > I - what?

 Laughed so hard you cried: Good times : ) > I mean I laugh a Ton.> same > same

M - Milk flavor: Whole > same > 2% - same 

Movies: twilight, HP, He’s Just Not That Into You, The Holiday, Disturbia etc. > The Perks of Being a Wallflower, My Best Friend’s Wedding, Hook > Kings of Summer, super 8 and all the previous ones - same (there are probably ones I could add but I don’t feel like it. 

Motion sickness?: only on large boats… > not really, no > no > no

McD’s or BK: McD’s > McD’s > McD’s > same

N - Number: 12 > 12 OR 7 > same? same?

O - One wish: to be happy > to fall in love and have a great relationship > same > same

P - Perfect Pizza: square cheese and green peppers > BEST > same - same

Pepsi/Coke: Coke (zero) > DIET COKE ONLY > same > same

Q - Quality: high > same > same > same

R - Reason to cry: death, bad day, betrayal, separation > just get it out. let it happen > SAME - same

Reality T.V.: HATE IT! > DOUBLE HATE > LOATHE ENTIRELY - nope nope nope 

Radio Stations: 93.9, 95.5. 96.3 etc. > same > SAME  haven’t listened to radio in a LONG time

 Roll your tongue in a circle: no > no > no - nope

 Ring size: 9 > same > same

S - Song: LOST + Viva La Vida > Think Twice by Eve 6 > All we know by the chainsmokers - Midnight by coldplay 

Shoe size: 10 > same > same - same 

Salad Dressing: Ranch > same > same - greek dressing from greek isles

Sushi: not so much > I’ve learned to accept the california roll > same - I’ve delved into some other ones...

Skinny dipped?: … : P > yes. yes I have. > not since then, though - still haven’t since then

Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries > same > blueberries> tbd

T - Tattoos?: probably not > pretty soon, actually! > :) - :) :)

Time for bed: it varies > it varies: usually after 12a > I really need to go to bed earlier - same 

Thunderstorms: love them > LOVE THEM SO MUCH> love love love > same

U - Unpredictable: unfortunately - not really > I’m so predicable. > same > same

V - Vacation spot(s): ideally; Australia. > Australia, Ireland, London > same > I’ve done England, Ireland and Scotland but would totally go back 

W - Weakness: not being able to keep something in > if something is funny, even if its wrong, I cannot keep from laughing > same problems - IDEK

 Which one of your friends acts the most like you: hmmmm idk. we’re more opposite/ complimentary > perhaps Spallison? > I think that’s true but Adriane and I also have a lot in common > Him

- Who makes you laugh the most: TM > I think Adriane > My peeps > Him

- Worst feeling: anticipating the worst; it happens quite often > feeling like I’m alone somehow > being misunderstood and belittled by my family - 

Wanted to be a model: nnnooopppeee > new > no - Nope

Worst Weather?: heavy snow/rain to the point where you cannot see (the roads) > I second that > yes, I agree > good point, me. 

X - X-Rays: not fun. especially when you’re sitting there in pain. > Yeah don’t like those > no bueno > no gracias

Y - Year it is now: 2009 > 2013 > 2016 (but not for much longer) - 2020 and what a #$$&ing year it’s been. 

Yellow: depends on the shade > my current bedroom is actually yellow . but it’s an acceptable shade. > pale yellow I can handle.

Z - Zoo animal: sloth > *self five* same > go us! > agreed!

LAST PERSON WHO… 

1. Slept in a bed beside you;TM > Allison Greene > I can’t remember... Liz 

2. You went to the mall with?; TM > IDR > myself > IDR

3. You went to dinner with? TM and Kail > j'Qwellin and Adriane > Allison Greene > Joe

4. You talked to on the phone? LIZ > Momma > Liz > ASWP customer

5. Made you laugh? Ginny + Lydia > Maggie > Liz > Dylan

6. Hugged you? mi madre > Maggie > Grandma Curcuru > Him

7. Said they loved you? AAH > Sammy > Heather > Mom

8. Held your hand? Sammy > Avery > Anna > Anna

10. You cried over? … : ( > Cory Monteith > Grandpa Curcuru > Me... 

[hachikos]

100 truths

tagged by @pinktohru <333

1.) Real Name: reem

2.) Nicknames: reemy, rumroom 

3.) Zodiac Sign: aquarius

4.) Male or Female: female

5.) Nursery: is pre-k nursey bc that was my prime time it’s been going downhill since then

6.) Primary School: it was okay 

7.) Secondary School: it gave me anxiety 

8.) Hair color: brown

9.) Long or Short: shoulder length but i want a pixie cut :/

10.) Loud or Quiet: quiet

11.) Sweats or Jeans: jeans

12.) Phone or Camera: phone

13.) Health Freak: not really

14.) Drink or Smoke: neither 

15.) Do You Have A Crush On Someone: no

16.) Political orientation: lefty u know eat the rich forgive my loans give me health insurance im begging u america 

17.) Piercings: my ears

18.) Tattoos: none

Have you ever been in:

19.) Airplane: yes

20.) Car *Accident*: yes

21.) Fist Fight: no

Firsts:

22) First piercing: my ears

23.) First Best Friend: my neighbor

24.) First Instrument played: cant play anything 

25.) First award: an art contest in 2nd grade surprisingly 

26.) First Crush: never had one

27.) First Language: arabic

28.) First Big Vacation: disneyworld

Lasts:

29.) Last Person you talked to: my dad

30.) Last Person You Texted:  co-worker 

31.) Last Person You Watched: the dem debates i guess 

32.) Last Movie You Watched: heathers

34.) Last Song You listened to: haruka kanata by akfg (that naruto opening is #1)

35.) Last Thing You Bought: measuring cups

36.) Last Person You Hugged: my cat

Favorites

38.) Drinks: grape soda/coffee/tea 

39.) Clothing: my hello kitty shoes

40.) Book: journal of an ordinary grief/everything i never told you/deathless

41.) Color: pink

42.) Flower: sunflowers/roses/begonias

43.) Music: indie/rock/pop/

44.) Movie: anastasia

46.) Subjects: history 

In the last year

47.) [ ] Kissed in the rain

48.) [x] Celebrated Halloween.

49.) [] Had Your Heart Broken

50.) [ ] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone

51.) [ ] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation.

52.) [ ] Used a Weapon

53.) [ ] Breathed fire (i wish)

54.) [ ] Had an Abortion

55.) [x] Done something you’ve Regretted  

56.) [x] Broke a Promise

57.) [x] Kept a Secret

58.) [x] Pretended To Be Happy

59.) [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life

60.) [x] Pretended To Be Sick

61.) [ ] Left The Country

62.) [ ] Tried something you normally wouldn’t like, and liked it.

63.) [x] Cried Over The Silliest Thing

64.) [] Ran a Mile

65.) [x] Went To the Beach

66.) [x] Stayed Single

Currently

67.) Eating: pizza

68.) Drinking: strawberry kiwi koolaid 

69.) Getting Ready To: sleep

70.) Listening To: hadestown soundtrack

71.) Plans For Tomorrow/Today: work :(

72.) Waiting for: 7 seeds!!!!!

Your future

73.) Want Kids: the world is ending in like 2030 or something u know so maybe not

74.) Want To Get Married: $ure 

75.) Careers in mind: trust fund kid

What’s better on a guy or girl

76.) Lips or Eyes: eyes

77.) Shorter or Taller: taller

78.) Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous

79.) Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: arms  

80.) Sensitive or Loud: either 

81.) Hook-up Or Relationship: relationship

82.) Troublemaker or Hesitant: troublemaker ??? 

Have you ever

83.) Lost Glasses/Contacts: yes many times

84.) Ran Away From Home: no

85.) Held A Weapon, For Self Defence: no

86.) Killed Somebody: no 

87.) Broken Someone’s Heart: doubt it 

88.) Been Arrested: no

Do you believe in

90.) Yourself: nope

91.) Miracles: sorta 

92.) Love at First Sight: no

93.) Heaven: yes

94.) Santa Claus: no

95.) Easter Bunny: no

96.) Magic: no

97.) Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: ???

98.) Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: no

99.) Are You Happy With The Person You’re With: all i have is me rn and no im not 

100.) Post as 100 Truths and Tag five People @stealmethenight @sestet @mistkis @jerkbend @discgirl

[alberto-rosende]

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is that your telephone number lmao by the way i cant believe im friend with someone who likes sweetcorn pizza and thinks that kiwi are gross. how can someone says that kiwi are gross when they’re a good source of vitamins i dont get it tbh by the way you’re really beautiful i mean you’re literally an angel??? how can it be possible an angel who likes sweetcorn pizza wow btw the thing is i love you anyway mutuals send me a number and I’ll make a post talking about you

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Qutesy q tag

i was tagged by @nedandpeter

tags: @swiftitoffplease @blissful-ghost @joshsfrend @parkerroos @tylerjosephs @tomsh0lland @dreamyhollaween @dunwithimagines @petersbackpack @petersspidey

Rules: if you're tagged you have to answer these questions then tag another 10 blogs that you're mutual that you want to get to know

-Who was the last person you held hands with? my friend -are you outgoing or shy? shy at first -who are you looking forward to seeing? u h h my friends -are you easy to get along with? I think so -if you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? probably, he's a pretty sweet guy so -what kind of person are you attracted to? sporty guys, doesn't like the rangers, any hair color, outgoing, can make me laugh anytime, awkward too -do you think you'll be in a relationship two months from now? haha no -who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Taron Egerton aka Eggsy from Kingsman -Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? depends -who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My guy friend that I've known since first grade -what does the most recent text you sent say? " s u c c m y a s s" -what re your top 5 songs? fitzpleasure by alt-J/ toothpaste kisses by The Maccabees/ Too much to ask by Niall Horan/ Kiwi by Harry Styles/ New York Soul Part 2 by Jon Bellion -Do you like it when people play with your hair? it really depends on how i feel that day, as weird as that sounds -do you believe in luck and miracles? yes -what good thing happened this summer? I went to Tour De Columbus in June and hung out with my friends a lot -would you kiss the last person you kisses? n e v e r k i s s e d a n y o n e -do you think there's life on other planets? yes, we have no many planets in the galaxy there has to be something out there -do you still talk to your first crush? no, he just looks at me in class like b a c k o f f -Do you love bubble baths? no, my bath is disgusting -do you like your neighbors? most of them, but two of my favorite neighbors moved away :( but I have a british neighbor and he's THE FUNNIEST THING I SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM ONCE AAHAH STORY TIME: so i was playing a game called kick the can and i had to hide and i hid in his bush by the trash can and my neighbor was throwing out the garbage and he saw me and flipped his shit. Plus he has the accent, it's amazing. -what are your bad habits? i over think things and idk if this is a bad habit but i stutter sometimes -where would you like to travel? LA, London and Ireland -Do you have trust issues? yes -favorite part of your daily routine? u h h maybe practicing drums or goalie what part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? my belly rolls what do you do when you wake up? stretch, check my phone, go to the bathroom, then go downstairs for breakfast -do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Idk im pretty pale but i like my p a l e n e s s -who are you most comfortable around? my small group of friends -have any of your ex's told you they regretted breaking up? no haha -do you ever want to get married? yes -is your hair long enough for a pony tail? ye ye -which celebrities would you have a threesome with? me, myself and I -spell your name with your chin. noegam, -do you play any sports? yes, field hockey -would you rather live without tv or music? tv have you ever liked someone and never -told them? yes -what do you say during awkward silence? "why the hell did it just get quiet?" -describe your dream girl/guy? u h h well has to make me laugh, always there for me when i need him to be, doesn't mind me rambling about music or anything actually. Holds my hand a lot, HUGS A LOT and random hugs. Would be totally fine with watching Dunkirk 200000 times with me. Gets along with my siblings well, almost like he's part of the family too -what's your favorite store to shop in? Either hot topic or Urban Outfitter -what do you want to do after high school? be in a band and tour the world. make music for people to love (i play drums) -do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? well, it really depends on what they did -if you're being extremely quiet, what does it mean? im either thinking or upset -do you smile at strangers? yes

-trip to outer space or the bottom of the ocean? outer space -what makes you get out of bed in the morning? on week days, my dad opening my bedroom door. on weekends, the sun peeking through my curtains

-what are you paranoid about? not going to a place when my fav might be there -have you ever been high? no -Have you ever been drunk? no have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? no -what's the color of the last hoodie you wore? dark navy green -ever wished you were someone else? u h no -one thing you could change about yourself? more slim -favorite makeup brands? i dont really wear makeup -favorite stores? again.... uh hot topic or urban outfitters -favorite blog? sorry cant pick -favorite color? piercing blue or a dark rose red -favorite food? pizza orrrr my moms homemade apple pieeee -last thing you ate? mmmmm pot pie -first think you ate this morning? chocolate chip pancakes -ever won a competition? no -ever been suspended/expelled? no -ever been arrested? no but i did get a ride home in a cop car since i know most of the local police -ever been in love? no -tell us the story of your first kiss? okay so it was on a cold winter day that never existed -are you hungry rn? no just thirsty -do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? i dont have tumblr friends, i have instagram friends though -facebook or twitter? twitter -twitter or tumblr? tumblr -are you watching tv rn? no

-names of your best friends? ela, josh, josh, gavin, matt, faryal, sam, kiera, mg -are you craving anything? ever since i mentioned apple pie i want apple pie -what color are your towels? a light grey, weird ass question -how many pillows do you sleep with? two -do you sleep with stuffed animals? just one, im a child ik but i cant sleep without it :/ -favorite animal? mexican wolf what color is your underwear? grey -chocolate or vanilla? chocolate -favorite ice cream flavor? chocolate chocolate chip -what color shirt are you wearing? grey -what color pants? black -favorite tv show? aight i got a list: parks and rec, stranger things, riverdale, catfish, NCIS, That 70s Show, the office, the walking dead -favorite movie? Kingsman or Deadpool -Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? mean girls -Mean girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 Jump Street -Favorite Character from Mean Girls? Mrs. George -favorite character from finding nemo? Mr Ray -First person you talked to today? my sister -last person you talked to today? my sister -name a person you hate? all the 'popular' girls who vape at my school name a person you love? uh ela -is there anyone you want to punch in the face rn? my parents for taking my phone for a month since i got injured during my field hockey game, like its not my fault im INJURED not like i can control that -in a fight with someone? my foot since it fell asleep -how many sweatpants do you own? not enough sweatpants -how many hoodies/sweats do you own? a shit ton -last movie you watched? dunkirk for the 6th time (im not lying)

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I CANT BELIEVE HARRY BOUGHT PIZZA FOR THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE SNL AND THEN THOUGHT ‘how about a bit of kiwi as well’ 

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Tinned spaghetti pizza: New Zealand’s prime minister shocks with ‘monstrous’ recipe

Bill Englishs unusual toppings have divided a nation, leading the Guardian to recreate his pizza (so you dont have to)

If a prime minister wants to truly unite a nation one way not to do it is to cook a pizza with spaghetti topping.

This seems to be the lesson that New Zealands leader, Bill English, can take away after he dabbled in the kitchen and sprinkled his result on social media this week.

On Tuesday night English cooked dinner for his family a 1980s rural Kiwi classic: tinned spaghetti and pineapple pizza. Later, he posted a series of photos of his home-spun efforts on Facebook.

New Zealand prime minister Bill English- and his pizza Photograph: Facebook

The photographs, blurry and un-retouched, caused a culinary uproar on Facebook and Twitter, with some Kiwis declaring they couldnt vote for a prime minister who so wantonly bastardised Italian cuisine.

Cant believe you posted this. Not being a pizza snob or anything but assume that you have sampled real pizza at least once in your life? wrote one.

Why on earth would you promote such garbage? Would you serve this stuff to your international guests?? or is this just for the masses?

Nick Blakiston (@nickblakiston)

If Bill English didn’t have your vote already, surely the spaghetti x pineapple pizza seals the deal

April 4, 2017

Some also wondered whether the PMs light-hearted and seemingly spontaneous post was in fact an effort to divert attention from more serious issues being debated in New Zealand including whether English should order an investigation into alleged war crimes by New Zealand soldiers in Afghanistan in 2010.

If youre trying to deflect attention from Afghanistan or the continued mismanagement of common pool resources youre doing a good job mate because this is a monstrosity. Couldnt even keep the toppings from sliding off the base? wrote one outraged commentator.

Peter Green (@pitakakariki)

Bill English: I’m in trouble for covering up possible war crimes. Crosby/Textor: Divide the left by posting your terrible pizza.

April 4, 2017

Others however, applauded his efforts to cook simply and cheaply for his family of eight. Some said tinned spaghetti and pineapple pizza was a nostalgic staple of a Southland childhood (English hails from the tiny farming community of Dipton at the bottom of the South Island) and they praised his budget-friendly dinner as an affordable option for beneficiaries.

dylab nehan (@dylabolical)

Leave Bill English alone. If you had 6 kids canned spaghetti would be the height of gourmet cooking for you too! #nzpol

April 5, 2017

One woman wrote: Yup this is how we made pizzas growing up! Must be a Southland thing! Still make them like this for my kids and they love them. Sometimes we use baked beans oops, maybe Ive just opened another can of worms

Unsure of the quality of Englishs recipe, the Guardian decided the only way to arbitrate was to engage a chef, find the key ingredients and perform a taste test.

This correspondent is not unfamiliar with tinned spaghetti. For two weeks on a remote cattle station in Australians Northern Territory, I ate tinned spaghetti sandwiches three times a day.

So what was it like?

Dominos Pizza in North Dunedin was willing to provide most of the ingredients (it doesnt do spaghetti) and an oven to enable our taste test.

The PMs special a tomato base, layered with pineapple chunks, bacon and tinned spaghetti took one minute to pull together and eight minutes to cook. It was sloppy and lacked texture, immediately falling to pieces in my hands (we forgot to use Bills trick of draining the spaghetti sauce first).

But it was good. Really good. Good in the way straight-forward crowd-pleasers often are. Unpretentious, with immediate, uncomplicated flavours (cheese, tomato, bread), and a surprising yum factor. Ravenous, I gobbled it up. I could have done with a spoon.

It is a pizza to be eaten quickly, sans tablecloth, sans cutlery, sans fuss. In my view its just fine.

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