#I BRING FOOD

[junkofzeart]

[smg4kidsauaskblog]

The little guys are so cute :D! d’ya mind showing them more?

(Eyup- Scout here- you may notice a noticeable change in the artstyle, no I have not handed this off to anyone else, it's still me lmao. Just had a ton of time to work on my art and improve so enjoy this visit from the magic redesign fairy)

(Also! The majority of the colouring is done by @veeshroom17 my partner :D she's been a massive help since my migraines have been getting really bad recently so I'm having to limit my screen time TwT Be sure to give her a follow!)

[sweatytyrantobservation]

18+ below if your a minor kindly move on, thanks.

Read at your own discretion

Having the gayest brainrot of my life currently

Dude zodd is so definitely hung, he not only has big dick energy but bro I was reading. Sorry but it looked at me first and like hooly shit

I'm just having some thoughts rn and like hear me out.

Balls? Big. Dick? BIGGER.

Hung is a definite understatement.

I feel like zodd definitely prefers missionary, I know it's not the most creative but I hc zodd to be the kinda guy who likes to see what's going on. Regardless to what gender you are I feel like he wants to see you, your face, your body. Insecure? He doesn't see why, he likes every curve and mark, being a warrior if you have scars anywhere he especially admires those. To him it's a show of strength and coming out ontop.

What he wants from you isn't much, he wants you to touch him definitely, he won't like it if you don't hold onto him in some way, even if your just scratching his back with your nails while he rams himself inside you. give him a few kisses here and there. Your going to be vocal, there's no way around it, he's huge, regardless, it's a stretch to fit him in. He finds you moaning his name a turn on though, he will angle himself to hit the right spot just to hear you cry for him.

I also think he has a thing for hips, I mean he's very hands on in general so I think he'd enjoy holding your hip with one hand. the other sort of above your head propping himself up.

He likes to grab one of your ass cheeks now and then, zodd is an ass man, fight me.

Also when he's really getting into it, I definitely think his face creases up, you know how when zodds fighting and he scrunches his face up. Yeah he does that, and bares his teeth slightly tell me I'm wrong.

↓ Example image of what I'm getting at ↓

Doesn't moan, but definitely grunts and will growl, not at you, but just very faintly. Also you guys wanna think he's overly rough? Wrong.

Maybe on a bad day he just wants some rough-ish sex but he wont ever push you beyond what you can handle. Good day? Gentle, caressing, squeezing. Sucking. Likes it if you hold his head while he trails his lips down your torso.

Zodd I feel would definitely keep himself trained on you to make sure your not in pain, yeah he's an apostle but I don't think he'd just be aggressive unless really you asked him to be, will still hold back though. He can tell when it's too much and will pause to see if your okay

Zodd is very aware of his strength and doesn't wanna hurt you, he will bite but not too hard, but will lick after or maybe even a little kiss. Be prepared for accidental scratches though, he's got sharp nails, that and bruises against your thighs and ass, he's a man with rocks as muscles. His balls totally slap against you though.

When he's close i feel like he'd get close, cup the back of your head with one hand, rest his face in your neck. So like suuper skin on skin contact and will huff against you for several minutes afterward while essentially releasing the floodgates into you. Then rewarded with kiss on the lips and a stroke of your cheek.

Aftercare consists of you being held against his chest and having your back rubbed with two fingers in circles. Need something, yeah he already knows and is getting it for you. I always saw zodd as a lover to be very in tune to whoever he's with, your needs, boundaries. He's good at reading people.

Zodd doesn't really need any aftercare imo, but he will let you if you want to give him any and will smile, just a little bit, and rest his head on your chest while you hug his neck and pet his hair.

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[bluerosefox]

Always Favors You

Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!

"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.

All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.

Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.

"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.

The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)

The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.

"Jason Peter Todd,

You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.

Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.

Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.

You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.

Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.

PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.

I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.

Ah, one more thing.

The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."

Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.

[doubledudeski]

pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"

[bet-on-me-13]

Sandwiches

So! Clark is a Kid, and he is making a sandwich, but the Ketchup he puts on it accidentally makes a Summoning Sigil.

He turns around to find a Glowing Eldritch Being floating behind him.

He stares at the Eldritch Beast.

The Eldritch Beast stares at him.

Clark wordlessly picks up 2 more slices of bread, makes a other sandwich, and offers it to Being.

It takes the Sandwich, looks at him, and smirks before saying, "Not bad." And disappearing.

The next day, Clark's parents told him that they were going to have an extremely bountiful Harvest that year, and that they would be able to pay off all of their remaining Debts, lifting all of the stress that he had seen them begin to accumulate over the years.

Later that week during the Party to celebrate their success, Clark sneaks away with a plate of Food, draws that same circle on his favorite Tree, and leaves the Plate of food alongside a note saying "Thanks!"

And thus was the start of an incredible, but rather strange, friendship.

(BTW I left the specific Ghost blank to play around with, cause maybe it wasn't Danny)

[r-aindr0p]

Man the jury is unhinged on those culinary crucible event

I genuinely thought for a few seconds that Ortho would idk casually nuke the food

[golswia]

ineffable retirement

[giantkillerjack]

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

gonna be honest, if I cried for a hundred years over my daughter's body, and then someone who was directly involved in executing her showed up and was like "we're all made of stardust and stardust is forever so it's not like she even really died," that person would not live to see the sunrise

[yuwuta]

the best stereotype to assign to toji is that he is the dude who is defensive about and honestly a little nerdy when it comes to grilling. he will guard that grill and he will deliver perfectly cooked hamburgers and steaks no you cannot help him and he knows he shouldn’t call it a “man’s job” but it’s his job and your job is to sit in the little beach chair he pulls out for you when it starts to get warm and sip your drink and keep him company and tell him what you think of the new spice rub he tried out and sure if you wanna kiss him on the cheek that's fine too he won’t object 

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[s0fter-sin]

something people just don’t think about is how often chronically ill and disabled people just don’t have access to good food. not healthy food, good food; well made, tasty meals that don’t come from a jar or a freezer. how many of us are housebound or can’t drive? delivery services only offer within certain distances, if you live outside a city they aren’t an option. many people don’t have the energy or ability to cook for themselves if they have the skill to begin with. many certainly don’t have the ability to learn how. it’s something that goes completely unnoticed, just the opportunity to have a good meal and how much that wears you down

[quesadilla-day]

delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍