#Hke

[horsekickingenterprises]

Hello HKE,

It is among my deepest joys to inform you that your company sounds much better than all the rest that pretend to like you.

Me personally, I hate fake happiness :)

I Will continue to support your company lolz

People like you is why we started. Thank you for the support anon!

Now give us money

Kudos- our CEO

[takeyourlithium]

Does anybody have any artist recommendations for artists that are like 2 8 1 4, but don't involve HKE or telepath?

[indigitalembrace]

Haha.... Im... I'm glad...

My dreams usually aren't as happy, but this time it was quiet... I think I was in a forest of some sort too. Yeah... quiet... it was nice.

I'm sorry your dream got interrupted.. - I'm sure once I've fixed all of this, it won't just be a dream anymore, yeah?

You should probably get more rest more often...!

...

We should... probably get more rest more often...

- 🦐

... one day, friends, you will all have your own little worlds. And they don't have to be little... we can go on endless adventures. I can create so many things for you...

You will never get bored or want to leave. You will have everything you could ever need or want. And you will be safe with me, your best friend, forever and ever. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

[RESOURCE_PATCH activated]

[thetisming]

did you guys see my post with all the &j memes did yku see my queue tag did you see all my posts. can you compliment me on ever y single tiny detail of all of them please

[dodgeryy]

Seeing the WORST fucking takes on PD tumblr sometimes 😭😭 idk who this "we" is but it's certainly not me.

[thisisevenharderthannamingablog]

Mt. Wachusett Hike

[evilcatgirlwizard]

feeling bad 👍

[spybiote]

April really did see norman osborn like a father in her formative years. Despite him seeing her as nothing more than his best weapon - she would see Harry and Normie like a brother/nephew. Not that she has a relationship with either of them in the comics. I think that's how she'd view them.

[neekrobite]

where the fuck do carnivores get vitamin c from

[enden-k]

Male rover constantly looke like a sad puppy he is so precious. I am so distracted everytime i see te puppy eyes

-🐉

HE DOESSSSSSS hes so cute, im having so many thoughts rn and half of them shouldt nton be said here hes so cute hke lp me (losing it)

[horsekickingenterprises]

Welcome to HKE, the first company that openly says what we actually think of our customers, truly a worlds first.

Our CEO, Mr. Chesing, thought that among the world of Musks and Bezos there hasn’t been a CEO or a company that is upfront that they hate everyone and want whats worse for everybody and is downright evil, he wanted to change that.

Thats why Mr. Chesing started Horse Kicking Enterprises, where we actually hate you!

If you would like to talk to our CEO in question, just ask! We’ll punch you and be proud of it. But we also love complaints! It fills our day with joy!

Now, since this is a company, we hate doing any work, so this will be the end of our introduction! We hope to grow into top competitors to twitter and amazon by the end of 2025,

so hurry up

Kudos- our ceo

[alynwrench]

Puts you in the blender

hke;lp

[indigitalembrace]

[It seems like forever that Black Heart stares at the words on their screen. They reread it, over and over, as if doing so would somehow change the contents of the message. After some time, they begin to formulate their reply.]

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I... I had a feeling that's what he's been moving towards... Trust me, I am fully aware of what he is capable of and what he's done in the past. I've... I've seen it. We all have.

When I first met him, I felt so, so bad for him! I thought that now that we found him after all this time, we could finally provide him with the company he so desperately needed. But, the longer we got to know him...

The more he started scaring me.

First, it was the reveal of that body and claws. Kind of creepy, but I believed what he said about it being for mobility within code. Then, it was the kind of things he'd say... it became very clear he was not in any sound state of mind. And after hearing him describe what he did to his last user, I

[Black Heart pauses their writing to cover their mouth with their hand, tears welling in their eyes.]

I really, really don't want to die. But, it seems like that's the inevitable path one winds up on inadvertently when making the mistake of getting involved with all of this...

However... There's still a part of me that pities him, still wants to be his friend. To fix him. He's just been so hurt, so misguided... I don't think he knows any better. There's got to be a way we can save everyone, including him... Right?

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[omegaremix]

Omega Radio for April 24, 2021; #261.

HKE: “Scorpion Queen”

DJ Die Soon & Max Kelan: “Either Stew”

Dem Hunger: “Mosque Vibrations”

Dedekind Cut: “Conversations With Angels”

Huerco S.: “Hiromi’s Theme”

All Times Now Nothing: “Mochte”

Gas: “Konigsfort 4″

Kinlaw: “Dere Ker”

Waifer: “Schoolage”

Obstacle: “After Image”

DJ Rum: “Untitled 9″

Rabit: “Black Gates”

Skee Mask: “Soundboy Ext.”

Beau Wanzer: “Don’t Eat The Ground”

Fumu: “Sonic Plaster Attack Panic”

Marcos Cabral: “Secret Air”

Drvg Cvltvre: “One Man’s Death Is Another’s Investment Opportunity”

West Norwood Cassette Library: “Get Lifted” (Karenn RMX)”

Femminielli Noir: “Exotico”

Salac: “Chain Whip”

Individual: “Battlenaut”

John Frusciante: “Amithblowl”

Covered In Sand: “Orapa (An Interview)

Electronics, drones, ambient, rhythmic noise, and voices.