#Headcanon tag tbd

[rowlfthedog]

Riddle me this, dear Muppet Fans & Followers-

Where. The HELL. Does Gonzo shop for clothes?

He’s always wearing either Business Casual or Uncle Chic- (More like…Chick. Ahahah. Just a little Poultry Humor for you.) what gives? He’s two feet tall. He’s the size of a human toddler. Kermit having clothes tailored is reasonable, he’s an extremely public figure and only wears clothes for movies and special occasions. Rizzo’s wardrobe is also normal, with there being a sprawling community of Muppet rats and all, I’m sure there are rat clothing stores somewhere. EXHIBIT A:

Yolanda’s cute little dresses. That hat Rizzo always wears. The fact that he even has the ability to wear a little T-Shirt instead of his varsity jacket when he sees fit. But GONZO?

SIR. WHERE ARE YOU, in-universe, ACQUIRING THE LITTLE SWEATER VESTS AND SILLY SHIRTS WITH POPPED COLLARS. His wardrobe is sooooo extensive.

And yes, I HAVE considered the possibility of Muppet-specific clothing stores, BUT. You see. It has been made very clear over the years that clothes are OPTIONAL for Muppets. They’d probably be considered a commodity. Like, it’s ALL considered designer because it’s a privilege and not a necessity.

And, you know, to be fair, this Whatever is LOADED- but ONLY SOMETIMES. He was a CEO for like a couple months and then exploded all of his income for funsies.

[scopamitesoro]

So much of the bad faith takes on Ariel are just slut shaming with extra steps. Ariel's only crime was to want, and want in such a way that other people might find abrasive, or not balancing wanting the "pure" things to earn her right to have gasp romance or louder gasp a passionate relationship? that might involve, to the highest scandal, sex between a heterosexual-presenting married couple???

The land wasn't her vegetable so she could get her dick dessert. She can and does enjoy both and all in different ways.

All this to say this Ariel unabashedly loves sex and she deserves to have all of it.

[radiobound]

I figure he broadcasts more regularly than just when he kills an overlord, but I'm torn between Alastor using his radio show to talk smack about the latest happenings in Hell vs him actually being relatively unbiased because 666 News doesn't seem especially reliable.

[gerudospiriit]

[The idea of Nabooru coming out of the brainwashing with adept skill in weilding a giant battle axe and not really knowing why will always be amusing to me.]

[lilithisms]

also it was 100% painful when lilith’s horns grew into her head and when she got her wings. she spent hours and hours screaming in agony, praying to god, asking for his forgiveness, and crying out lucifer’s name.

the pain was so traumatic to her that if forever caused her to having a resting cold face. she doesn’t let anyone touch her horns except her husband. not even charlie is allowed to touch them.

[heavens-sin]

just a small thought - doffy never takes note of social cues. cares little about that. doesnt care for personal space so he would literally be so close to you. uncomfortably so. and he would laugh it off bc seeing you behave in such a way due to his presence makes him happy- in his own sick way.

[umbra-domini]

did their childhood have a negative or positive impact on them?  

| Character development questions | Accepting

Zed's childhood is a rather sore topic for him. Something he doesn't really - if ever speak of. He didn't really know his father and grew up primarily with his mother until he started working for the Kinkou. He wouldn't consider it a bad childhood, not this early stuff at least. Hell - he absolutely adored his mother he knew that she tried her best even while being a single parent. Never did he mind being poor because of it. He only hated how people treated him for being poor. He absolutely does resent his father for leaving though, never quite understanding why he did. Being a "parent" himself (even if not biological he does see Kayn as his son), he could never imagine leaving, especially when the child is young and needs a good influence.

Part of him wonders that perhaps if his father had stuck around his life wouldnt be how it is now. If he wouldn't have started working for the Kinkou and eventually joined them. But that's something that, even if it did ultimately have a negative impact on him, he wouldn't want to change. If it hadn't been for this he wouldn't be able to protect Ionia now and wouldn't be as strong as he is now.

With that said, i do think it did a toll on his mental health though. From the horrors he saw due to the Golden Demon to the brutality of the Noxus invasion. Those things did leave permanent scars on his mentality. Espscially Jhin. He had never known a man to be capable of such vicious acts. Of such brutality. It was something that shook him to his core, and that truly did make him feel fear. Because up until that point sure there were things he was scared of as a kid - all kids have fears. But what Jhin did? The way he slaughtered people in a way as though they were cattle? And being so delusional that he saw it as art? That showed Zed what primal fear was. What true hatred was. Coupled with the fact that he would not face his crimes and instead be left to live and rot away in a prison? That just made it worse.

That was certainly a turning point for Zed in his childhood. Turning it from a "oh it kind of sucked" to something that left him with deep emotional wounds that he still hasn't healed from. The only person he felt who truly understood the severity of what he had gone through is Shen. And for a bit, he did kind of have him to lean on in a way. But ... even that fell apart too with time. Losing his best friend, the man who he adored with his whole heart. That just made him even more bitter and made things a lot worse than they needed to be. Zed would say that he doesn't regret the choices he has made that drove a wedge between him and the man who he was so close to in childhood, but i think deep down there is a small part of him that does regret it.

He hides his true feelings away by deeming it as "the necessary thing" to do. By framing it as it being a choice he was absolutely certain about. But i really do think that the trauma Jhin had caused had a huge impact on what he did when he decided to take the forbidden Shadow Magic. Because he was so wrapped up in his hatred and fear that he saw it to be the only solution. He never wanted to see another child go through what he had at the hands of another psychopath like Jhin - because he knows how badly it affected him, even if he refuses to admit it. He was scared that if he didn't become powerful enough, then who would be left to prevent such a thing from happening? It had taken so long for them to hunt down Jhin in the first place and they hadn't even given him a fair punishment. Zed fully stands by the idea that they should have killed him when they had the chance.

I definitely do think that, even if he sees his time with his mother and his father leaving them as a more neutral thing compared to the other traumatic shit he went through as a kid it definitely still left a negative impact on him. That's a whole other can of worms to open up, honestly. I think deep down he really does hold a deep rooted fear of abandonment as well from it. Something that only amplified when his friendship with Shen crumbled and fell apart. That's why he doesn't get close to people these days, i think. Why even if he is overall neutral when it comes to others, he wouldn't let another in close enough to learn these things about him. I truly think that, at least at this point the only person who may be able to wrangle some infomation on his feelings would be Kayn.

Of course though, that is always open to changing with how relationships between muses develop... an unpacking of his emotions and trauma, if you will. Which i am very excited for in the future as i rp on here more.

[shieldson]

felt this needed to be immortalized here @limpfisted

[cetiitan]

// grusha doesn't talk much about his upbringing but it's not exacly a secret either, the basic details are all on his wikipedia uxiepedia. father is second gen immigrant, mother was first, both from poke-russia. their mother passed when they were too young to remember, but they did grow to be the spitting image of her.

as for his father, he's some top-rank businessman that travels frequently and passed off raising grusha to his own mother, grusha's grandmother. she's the one who showed up to all his tournaments, the hospital visits, the gym appointment, even knitted his scarf. his father has said maybe a dozen sentences to grusha since the accident.

in summary, [grusha vc] fuck boris morozov, all my homies hate boris morozov

[rowlfthedog]

I love gonzo and his little toys

[agonizedembrace]

hc that eve almost always uses pet names/terms of endearment! Usually to tease/get a reaction out of whoever she’s speaking with, but sometimes (usually KDA verse) they’re actually sweet/endearing.

that said if she’s calling you by your name you should probably run

[radiobound]

one of the more obscure things that I'm chomping at the bit to know more about is Alastor's relationship with Zestial. Why does he look surprised when Zestial appears. What does Zestial know about him. Is it a coincidence that Zestial is the only other character with green as a prominent part of his design in Hazbin.

[heroes-memories]

💀, 🖌️, 🧑‍🦰

Misc. Ask Meme

How do they feel about horror movies?

He hasn’t seen any but would probably find most of them boring.  A few subgenres, however (such as splatter, body horror, monster and slasher), would either be seen as funny or make Fin excited.

Do they have any hobbies?

When she has some spare time, Robelu likes to read, do calligraphy or tend to a bonsai.

Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself?

Mamba has seen humans get their hair dyed and discuss it while she was out but has never felt the need to try it for herself because she can just change whatever aspect she wants about her human disguise with magic. That having been said, she has been mildly curious about trying one of the human-made dyes to see what kind of effect it would have on her hair, if anything.

She doesn’t usually cut her hair but has done so on a number of occasions; being the sucker for compliments that she is, mamba can be somewhat indecisive and finicky about what style and length she should keep her hair at.

[gerudospiriit]

[Headcanon time because it's been on my mind lately AND it's one I've never shared over here before because it's very recent and indulgent.

Nabooru's father is the Gerudo god of the sun, Karaaq (the Gerudo pantheon is also part of my own HCs and someday when I remember I'll share that post over here, too) mostly because I love the irony of Nabs basically despising the gods but unknowingly (for at least a chunk of her life) being half of one herself.

What exactly does that mean? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I've only done minimal work with this pffff. BUT I think I'm going to keep it because it amuses, at least me.]

[lilithisms]

tbh i hc that lilith has poured bits of sin into lucifer. he was an angel. all he knew was good and dreams. lilith , however , was the first sinner and one of the two first humans. she told him it's okay to lie , she told him its okay to disobey those who don't align with YOU!

she took part into guiding him into the king he is today. i like to imagine that she actually takes over a lot more of the political aspects in hell as well.

i'm NOT saying that she raised him or some weird shit like that. i'm saying that she has had a big influence on him.

on the flip side , lucifer has taught lilith how to be patient , merciful , and reasonable. if he hadn't , she would've been just as bad or worse than adam.

[umbra-domini]

what do they consider their worst habit? 

| Character development questions | Accepting

His worst habit?

It's definitely mulling over the past. He even knows that he is guilty of it, that it is something he shouldn't do but he does. Something that sets him into a terrible headspace, yet he can't quite help it. When the sun disappears and he finds himself alone, nothing to busy himself with, that is when it gets it's worst. Replaying scenarios over and over in his head - wondering what he could have done differently. If perhaps he would still be close to Shen if he had. If he could have happiness if he hadn't thrown himself off into the deep end.

He wonders if he could have saved more people. If he could have prevented more deaths if he had just found Jhin sooner. If he could have navigated the Noxus invasion better to save more people. To stop more brutality and bloodshed from happening.

These are things that, honestly, aren't his burden to handle. And yet - he carries the weight on his shoulders. Perhaps that is his worst habit. Believing that he could change things that are out of his control. Wanting to have done things better to prevent what happened from happening. He can't seem to get rid of the past, to let it go. Wishing constantly that he could fix it. That he could change things.

That I would say is his worst habit. And it is something that he knows is a horrible habit too. Yet, he cant seem to break it.