#He would be my GOAT
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Real talk here. I love problematic characters.
Like, really, problematic.
Shimano doesn't even scratch the surface, I'll be honest.
I still love him, yeah!
But he isn't even that problematic.
I wish he was.
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My first D&D character redraw🐉
2015-2024
#art#dnd#dungeons and dragons#oc#fantasy#dragonborn#i never actually played him cause i played my DA inquisitor but he is the first dnd character i ever made!#love that i was like if dragon why not goat#but he was a rogue dragonborn called snowball i would probably change that hahaha
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Epel my goat. Give me more rabbit outfits for epel!!
Look at this goober
I seriously love his rabbit themed outfits
I can appreciate that while he wants to seem manly, his favourite animals are still rabbits, which are totally adorbs. This, in turn, makes him super manly!!!
This is old art lol, I remb drawing it during one of my pharmacy classes (bro was not listening in class)
(Yeah i reused part of it in my new drawing!! Its my right!! Leave me!!)
#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland fanart#epel felmier#epel my goat#pop pff king#eppey#epepepe#look at epel!!!#my goat epel#only he would think of posing like a delinquent in that get up#mizudrew#yapper!mizu
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The new generation leaders
#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#jin zixuan#nie huaisang#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#my art#i redesigned them a bit again what gives!!#i always said i wasn't too fond of my jzx and nhs but i think i like these versions!#i really like nhs with shorter hair or hairdos#and jzx with straighter hair and these kind of jewleries look both rich but also humble which is exactly what i wanted to hit#jiang cheng would pop out more in full body ver but he's always kinda same-ish he just works#messy yllz wwx is the goat and i will not have him any other way thank you#also lwj being as simple and elegant and flowy as possible...yes please
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P1 I FUCKING KNEW IT
#WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER#guys that’s my GOAT#I said he would be fastest out on the track and he WAS#Logan sargeant to Indycar NOW#GIVE HIM A SEAT#me when logan sargeant#logan hunter sargeant#logan sargeant#ls2#indycar#williams racing#formula 1#f1
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nooo don’t hurt him he has a baby to feed 😭
#quick doodle#and it works every time#nooo don’t be mad at me I’m a single mother noooo look at my baby isn’t he cute 😭😭#let his cute baby face calm you down 🥺🥺🥺#macaque is still mad at wukong but he can’t yell in baby xiaotian’s direction#that coward!!#digital art#my art#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#lmk mk#lego monkie kid#lmk xiaotian#lmk sunburst duo#shadowpeach#one of these days I’m just gonna straight up draw wukong breastfeedingWHO SAID THAT#ya know if anyone was ever to trigger my furry arc I’m glad it was sun wukong the best furry to exist#that monkey is goat right there#if mk was a baby monkey from the beginning there would be no bad things happening#nobody can bear to make him cry :(#can’t destroy the world that would make baby sad…
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hey🦠
#my art#furry#anthro#goat#yes he has beautiful luscious ruminant eyelashes#you would know this if you are a real crazy sodomite...#fursona
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Wait, it's been a long time since I read ASOIAF, but did Jaime flopping at Joffreys nameday journey change the history of Westeros? (In addition to leaving Ser Addam Bongwater destitute). Cause Littlefinger lost the Catspaw dagger to Robert in a bet, which was then used in the Joffrey ordered assasination of Bran, which lead to Catelyn taking Tyrion prisoner.
The flop heard around the world.
everything that ever happened in the history of asoiaf is a result of an action jaime did or did not take once he can be blamed for everything ever
#most influential man ever but none of it is deliberate#thats my goat#killing aerys the incest bastards pushing bran#he is shaping history#i feel like jaime is fr at the scene of the crime when it comes to fucking everything in these books#fuck petyr hes a tryhard jaime just does this naturally#anyways unironically i do think that the most significant changes to this series would happen if u removed him from existence#nobody will match the terrorism he caused just by dicking around#ask
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DC FANARTISTS. DROP JASON HEAT STROKE PHOTOSHOOT ART AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
alt versions under the cut btw 🥰
no blood ver and a little blurred
#batman#dc#jason todd#red hood#ily jason peter todd#batfam#he is actually the goat#love him#dc fanart#dc comics#jason todd fanart#if i addrd a jason todd smut tag this would attract numbers im telling you. but im a chikd of god#and i wont judge hes find#my art#tumblrs told me to add it so here it goes. takes a deep breath#jason todd x reader#jason todd smut#DAMN. like if you cried
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"Hah, dude doesn't even know he's in my tamagotchi."
#For some reason he gave me early 2000s vibes as i was drawing him? So of course I turned his box into a tamagotchi✨#Tinky#I don't care about cannon lore or timelines... all i know is this version of Tinky would torment the SHIT out of College ted.#t’noy karaxis#Nightmare time#time bastard#thinks i proof read it: writes always twice#hatchetfield#Heheh - Silly slushie idea came from @yourlocalabomination#and Edgelord Tinky convo idea came from @raftersomefood#God this particular Human tinky would talk so annoying... SOOO Dude-Bro 💛#Anyway i guess i should have tried making him look like curt instead of winging it cuz everyone thought i was drawing Goat ted???#I do think he came out too thin - I dunno know what happened#(PS. feel free to find me on insta for some close ups [same user] and follow me for my annoying stories where i post shitty progress pics)
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seeing all those sheep/goat vaschete asks inspired me to draw these (they got a bit more lazy as i went on but it's whatevs)
i like to imagine that machete could be a long haired goat breed which would give him his signature floof! couldn't choose which one to settle with tho ^^"
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#aaaa these are so charming#I'm having trouble deciding which one I like the most#the goats have the floof and impressive horns#but the two sheep are also really appealing from character design standpoint#border leicester is one of my favorite breeds of sheep they have such excellent shapes#intense roman noses and big rabbit ears#and it's kind of comical how little Machete's face changes when you switch from dog to this specific sheep#and jacob sheep are simply iconic in their own right#these are lovely#thank you!#gift art#sloppygoaty#Machete#own characters#you have a lot more faith in his capability to grow a pair impressive horns than I do#I feel like his would either be kind of unremarkable#or he would have them removed entirely to look more sheeplike
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who gaf abt alucard when this diva is right here
#hellsing#seras victoria#seras hellsing#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#im so sick rn#oh god ouuuch#btw all of the hearts you can find#in her little vampire aura#are all from pip#he is a d1 wife lover#i would feed him a vape whole#anime#art#hellsing fanart#happy halloween#this diva#my goat#beautiful girls ruin me#please#the joystick is a metaphor for penis#<3#digital art#my sick and twisted mind produced this
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Luffy’s not allowed to suck dick until he can hold food in his mouth and not instantly chomp down.
Bonus Sanji since they were having this discussion in the kitchen
#art#my art#op#one piece#luzo#zolu#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#vinsmoke sanji#listen. Zoro would do anything for Luffy. he would.#but he’s not letting him suck cock until he’s capable of some form of restraint#Luffy WILL bite down hard enough to sever something#just leave the cock sucking to the professionals. aka roronoa ‘throat goat’ zoro#sanji: IN FRONT OF MY SALAD????!??#maybe he’s jealous actually lmao#anyways#slight nsft
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and when cheesetopia holds an open mic event and lighter gets confident to sing sappy country love songs in front of you and he gets shy after seeing YOU get shy because his singing voice with a hint of a southern drawl made your heart go crazy
lighter only does so after the girls convince him to (and many rounds of nitro-fuel). they knew that he wanted to sing for you but just never found the confidence to. so with some planning, kasa is able to hold cheesetopia’s first ever open mic.
as patron after patron sang, burnice hands the mic over to lighter. he didn’t know it was part of a big plan with the rest of the girls, he thought it was just burnice wanting to tease him. either way, nothing could be more embarrassing than some other customers’ questionable songs and singing abilities so he decided to give it a shot.
you arrived just in time for lighter’s turn, with caesar immediately pulling you by the hand to the best seat for the show. you weren’t too far away from him but it wasn’t directly in front of him. this didn’t matter however, as the moment he began singing, it was like he was a different person.
he was unaware of your presence in the beginning, singing his heart out and instead had his eyes closed behind his shades. he was imagining you, all the moments he had spent with you. right after he had sang the chorus, he opened his eyes and saw you straight in his line of sight. your cheeks were flushed and you were trying your best to hide your flustered smile.
that made his mind go blank for a second that he almost missed the entry for the next verse. just a few lines after, his voice cracked out of embarrassment but nobody seemed to care. everyone else seemed to be in their own little bubble, barely paying attention to him, but you seemed so entranced by his singing. swaying and softly clapping, while trying to hide how attractive his singing voice was.
even though he had messed up a little in the middle, he ended the song with his smooth voice. the song complimented his baritone vocals so perfectly that the original doesn’t even compare to his singing. once done, he made his way to you, completely dismissing the next person in line for the open mic. seeing your reaction, up close, the redness of your face, the ends of your lips turned up in a little smile as you praised him. his heart rate was increasing rapidly, maybe he had one too many drinks for the night.
once it had all ended, kasa and the girls deemed tonight a success. not just because they had made lots of profit from the event but also you and lighter were seen together long after most customers had left. maybe they should consider holding similar events more often in the future…
#lumiresponds ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#zzz lighter#lighter lorenz#lighter x you#lighter x reader#lighter x gn reader#ACTUALLY THIS ONES REALLY CUTE !!#idk how i was able to write it all in one go#but i will take a nap after this as it took up all of my brain juice#i love…. i love being loser and having lighter be loser#loser x loser is so dear to me because thats just me and my faves#also no one has ever sang to me before lmao so um if this sounds unrealistic IM SORRY I HAVE NO PULL ???#but i know lighter would sing well mhm hes voices by the goat aleks le and he has a good voice so i said so#i desire him carnally like why does it feel like his release is just never happening ???
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I saw people talking about how Ted would own so many patterned button ups and had the AWFUL realisation me and this man would share a closet.
(Also long haired Ted propaganda be upon ye)
#please acknowledge the fact that I hand drew all of the patterns because it took SO LONG-#I would like to 100% blame @cowardlykrow for acting as the devil on my shoulder and convincing me to draw this#I also have 8 more button up shirts- 3 are plain and the other 5 are so out there that only a dyke could pull them off 😭#he’s my autistic hyperfixation and I get to dress him up as a personal picrew however I like!!!#I was trying to be cute and draw him with different hairstyles for one and JOEY CUT HIS HAR WHILE I WAS DRAWING HIM WITH A PONYTAIL-#dw this is just a minor setback I will continue to be a long haired goat bros truther#I’m afraid the ‘he’s just like me fr fr’ jokes got a little too out of hand on this one chief#to be cringe is to be free ig#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#starkid productions#team starkid#fanart starkid#starkid fanart#tgwdlm#tgwdlm starkid#tgwdlm fanart#the guy who didnt like musicals#the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart#time bastard nightmare time#starkid time bastard#time bastard#nightmare time#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#nmt#fanart#my art
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quick bonus Doc
#re: my last drawing#docm77 fanart#tubby art#He would have kept his coat blood stained too. Out of further spite#cant be the GOAT without some hygiene standards though
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