#Hades!Klaus

[klaus-littlestwolf]

Hades!Klaus in Love with Persephone

Klaus Mikaelson Moodboard

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[loki-rhymes-with-adhd]

Klaus lighting his blunts the way Hades lights his cigar in Hercules.

Thank you.

[crimsonlyinglilly]

Race Against The Clock Part 2

Hi! I'm back sorry for the delay, winter arrived and the animals dont like it all that much.

But here's the next part of Race against the clock, don't mind the gender confusion Persephone/Elijah getting uses to a small change.

More of this AU can be found Lost Gods and Found Memories- Hades!Katherine and Perserphone!Elijah

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“I take it my husband sent you to watch over me?” Elijah smiled at Jackson who still stood away, he could feel his other half was awake as her-his half of their power returned to him.

Likely the reason he had remembered this time instead of being reborn in a new life.

Her memories had always been tied to her husband’s return due to it originally being his spell she joined.

Just a taste of mortality, He mentally snorted at the thought, several thousand years had passed and he knew just who had interfered to cause that.

Father. Zeus, Ken.

“Husband?” Hayley asks, loosening her hug, turning to look between him and her own husband with confusion.

“Yeah, had me make the necklace and all,” Jackson shrugged, trying to act unaffected but Elijah could see the stiffness, tense with the awareness of what Elijah truly was. “Is it normal for her to try to arrange your lovers?” he asked.

Elijah missed the reactions of those around him as the words settled he felt his eyes widened, it would seem he wasn’t the only one dealing with a change in their preferred body given the pronoun he had used. Gods could shift to whatever they wanted, her-his brother, Helios as well as father did it numerous times, whenever their lovers preferred the other but Hades has never been interested in trying it.

The other half could be put aside for now, her husband had been known to offer her gifts of lovers in the past. Always guilty about the idea of her trapped in his realm as if she hadn’t chosen it, as if it wasn’t their home and then guilty again at the idea of her alone in the living world while he had their children and court. 

She had accepted them half the time and while that was the easiest way of dealing with the awkwardness among the three of them, making it easier for Hayley and his love for her, it could be discussed later.

Elijah was more struck by his memories as Jackson’s words helped explain how a simple witch’s spell managed to interfere with God's wills and change the goddess of life and spring into an undead creature. 

The blood of her other half.

Blood that held as much her power as his, given their joining.

One thing that could overpower nature itself.

Hades had been Tatia and, as he remembered the familiar eyes in the same face, five centuries later, the too old grief in the girl's eyes when he told her he didn’t believe in love, Katarina as well.

They had found each other and been torn apart, he had been part of the reason his husband had needed to flee and hide for the last five centuries. The forgiveness was clear as his hand moved to grasp the pendant, the ruby was meant to be a pomegranate, a reminder even when he hadn't remembered.

Tatia didn’t blame him for murdering her, and still as Katarina she did not hate him for failing to protect her, for being part of the reason she spent centuries fearing for her safety.

He hadn’t remembered but that was never an excuse, he was a Goddess.

They had much to talk about, he had much to make up for, there was even more he needed answers for why he could not sense a spark of any of the other gods or their daughters in the air of the living.

There was a faint echo of Zagreus in the air but it was only noticeable by the absences of the rest.

Some could be hiding but not all and what could have pushed someone like her father to hide.

They were gods, only each other could stand equal to them. 

Yet Elijah knew the date, there was still months before he could return to his husband, children and throne, so ignored the rising concern, reminding himself that Melinoe and Helena could likely have just stayed in the afterlife with their brother safe from whatever had befallen the others.

“She doesn’t care whatever you did, she just wants you back by her side.” Jackson's voice pulled his attention back to the cabin, apparently noticing his sinking thoughts, the hand still curled around the necklace likely gave him away.

“What are the pair of you talking about?” Niklaus snapped as Elijah forced himself to take a breath and let go of the pendant as he stood up.

“I remember who I was before all this.” he answered, frowning down at the remains of the circle that had trapped him.

“What does that mean?” Niklaus demanded.

“Are you sure you're alright, Elijah?” Freya asked. 

He sighed, there was a lot going on, much for him to catch up on, more for him to explain to his siblings.

Before he could explain anymore a wind filled the cabin twisting around him pushing the others away as plants burst from the wood.

He noted Jackson moved with  supernatural speed to Hayley’s side as Klaus moved closer to defend Freya but was pleased as he noticed the plants did an excellent task of destroying the circle.

Elijah smiled as they moved to twist around him in an embrace.

“Elijah!” Hayley shouted and Jackson held her back.

“Brother!” both his siblings called in concern.

“It’s fine.” he reassured them, a laugh attempting to bubble out as he lifted his arms and the plants moved with him, to show them he was free, he felt the warm affection as the vines curled around him.

Persephone and her siblings could read the unspoken feeling with ease even before mother had given up her human appearance permanently.

It was easy when they were just a piece of him, or at least had started out that way, his powers had originally simply been a part of Nature but as he had grown they had become his own, taken on a way of their own.

His joining with Hades-Tatia-Katarina, he would need to find out which his husband preferred, had twisted them further but nothing could take away his ability to read his mother.

“I’m sorry I've been away so long, mother.” He murmured as he traced a hand down one of the large vine growing in front of him to curl over his shoulders. 

“Mother?” Niklaus snarled as his supernatural hearing caught his word over the wind still rushing around them.

The vines curled around him tighter as Niklaus started to approach

“Calm, I’m not going anywhere.” he called out to reassure them both, the wind died down but Niklaus was still tense as Freya seemed to be holding him back.

“What are you talking about brother?” Freya called looking between him, the vines curled around him and Klaus who had to be tense under her hand.

“I’m completely safe.” he told them all, running his hands along the thick plants, tracing thorns turned away from his body and petting leaves.

“Those plants, this could all be a trick from the Hollow.” Niklaus argued.

“It isn’t.” Jackson said clearly, Elijah wondered how much Hades had told the crescent Alpha before he returned him to the living.

That would once have been something of grave annoyance, for Hades to ignore the rules of order and balance and return a soul but he was feeling far less caring for the rules as he had been long ago.

He needed to rebalance the worlds of course, as his role as the queen of the underworld and goddess of spring. 

He had already started with the end of vampires as he had stripped the power in the blood that allowed them to return to life. It would not be truly fixed until they were all dead but with his death and that of his sire line it left only two lines and once he had the word spread of a cure those who wished to return to as they should be would come to him.

It would take time but he had no need to rush.

“Jacks, what do you know?” Hayley asked, eyes narrowed in suspicion.

“The ruler of the afterlife sent me to watch over her missing wife.” Jackson admitted, guilt clear as he refused to meet her eyes, Elijah felt for him he knew keeping it from Hayley was not something Jackson would have wanted but it wasn’t like Jackson could have explained and be believed.

Besides for Persephone's memories and powers to have returned he had needed to die, so Jackson had helped the Hollow to get him alone.

Far better him than the little witch target Rebekah.

“So what’s that got to-” Hayley started.

“You think it’s Elijah?” Niklaus snorted.

“It is.” he spoke before they could accuse Jackson of lying or being mistaken. “And allow me to introduce you to my mother, Nature herself.” he offered, shifting one hand to move one of the larger leaves towards them.

“Persephone?” Freya breathed, as her eyes widened, “daughter of Demeter, wife of Hades.”

“One of my names but Elijah suits me now, sister.” he smiled brightly.

A faint shout caught their supernatural hearing before they could ask more and Elijah chuckled as he could feel her attempts to free herself from the vines as they dragged her back to them.

“Prefect it seems she’ll be here soon,” he announced as he felt his roots reach back to him, so long parted yet having them follow his will, having his full power still felt natural.

“Who?” Klaus hissed still glaring at the vines encircling him as if he wanted to tear them away, Elijah hoped he didn’t try mother alway cut those that attempted to keep her from her children.

Her enduring hatred towards Hades made that most clear, he pitied whoever had a part in his full siblings absence.

“The one who brought us all here tonight.” he told them, stepping back into the centre of the circle, where he had laid as she taunted him, where he had died to bring her back to life.

It was a beautiful irony for her to revive herself; she had to kill the goddess of life. 

Elijah should be thanking the child, her plan had allowed Eliajh to remember who he once was, who he always was and returned the full collection of her powers, with them his family would be safe as few could stand against the combined powers of the rulers of the afterlife.

But it had been agony and far worse his family had watched and suffered for it, she had targeted Hope and Hayley, taunted Kol with Davina, she has acted as if she had any right over who lived and took power from the dead, defied the natural order; well as daughter of nature and Queen of the underworld, it was up to Elijah to deal with that.

“Let go!” The voice sounded young, as she was dragged towards them. The age she appeared meant little to Elijah, he had killed children, he didn’t like it but he would do whatever he needed for his family and this particular girl has made her threat clear. 

“Leave her.” He ordered before either of his siblings, Hayley or Jackson moved, at the same time pushing the vines around him down.

He would do this himself, after this he had months before he would leave her, mother would get his attention later.

He smiled as Mother’s power dulled around him sinking back into the earth and natural breezes, he could still feel her attention sitting within the earth below them but she would allow him to deal with this. He had a feeling with both his siblings missing he would be the centre of her attention until he found a way to shift it.

The New Orleans witches could prove one way of shifting his mother’s attention from him at least until he found his siblings; they would need a new source of magic, since they would soon lose their magic, with the ties to their ancestors cut as it was meant to be.

The dead should not meddle in the affairs of the living.

Far too much had grown lax in his husband and his own absence but they would fix them soon. No doubt his husband had been reclaiming and returning order to what the afterlife became without them for millennia, now he was awake he had ended the birth of all new vampires by taking the power from their blood.

His husband’s mortal blood, used, the disrespect was rage inducing but he forced himself to take a breath before he thought too much of it, that was Esther, it was too late to fix it, he was just correcting a mistake that should never have been allowed to happen.

Now he was dealing with the last threat he would allow to Hope and his family, honestly he had been far too merciful before.

“What is the meaning of this?” Said threat demanded, as the dragging stopped and she twisted to see them.

“Hello Inadu.” He greeted crouching to her level, his smile widened as she used the loosened vines to throw her hand out.

Nothing happened, Elijah laughed as the vine tightened, dragging the newly resurrected witch back to the floor, thorns growing the piece skin.

“What?” she grunted as blood started to appear on her skin.

“Your blessings have been removed, besides using the magic of nature and death against the goddess of both is a poor choice.” his smile widened, at her stare, confusion and shock as she recognised him.

“You're meant to be dead-”

[sadboytournament]

SADBOY TOURNEY ROUND THREE IS NOW LIVE

Alright, alright, alright, round three! This is always a very exciting part of the tourney and I was VERY surprised this time around. Now FIGHT

Astarion Ancunin vs. Jean Descole

Paul Matthews vs. Shadow the Hedgehog

Orpheus vs. Klaus Hargreeves

Anthony Lockwood vs. John Gaius

[justminawrites]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Originals (TV), The Originals (TV) RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Hayley Marshall/Klaus Mikaelson, Hayley Marshall & Hope Mikaelson & Klaus Mikaelson 

Summary:

A Hades and Persephone retelling of season 1 of The Originals.

[lune-de-miel-au-paradis]

What can I say I'm guilty

girls be like *he is my comfort character* and then bam its the most emotionally traumatised ficitonal man you’ve ever seen

[aresdoll]

˚✧ ₊˚ʚ 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓼 — 𝓳𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓪.𝓲

♡┊𝓣𝓦: 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓪𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮

❥ Sugar Daddy || Nanami Kento — 【 𝗙𝗧𝗠 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 He wanted a traditional romance, but finding you in a night of sexual frustration... Maybe he had found what he was looking for.

❥ Carlos Oliveira — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 After the worldwide contamination, Carlos was the only one left to contain the city's zombies - however, you had also survived and now, he needed to convince you to stay with him at the base.

❥ Kratos || God of War — 【 𝗙𝗧𝗠 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 Maybe he started to feel something more for you... And it was strange for him to feel emotions other than anger and hate.

❥ Freak || Joe Mayhem — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 A government experiment gone wrong when they tried to create a perfect war soldier – giving rise to Joe, a man who was pure chaos. Yet you seemed to attract him somehow... And now you had a "scary dog" to guard you.

❥ Scorpion || Kuai Liang — 【 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 Oh no... It's his wedding...

❥ Mafia Stepdad || Klaus Morgan — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 He married your mother to cover up the crimes, but at the same time he saw something that interested him a lot in this marriage by adhesion... You.

❥ Nanami Kento — 【 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 You had a promising future as a sorcerer, but you gave it all up to go to Geto's side — and now your former tutor needed to stop you.

❥ Detective coworker || Hermes Charles [FTM BOT] — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 Your coworker was a tired and hot dilf, in dire need of getting fucked... And you seemed great for that role and especially for fucking his pussy until he forgot about his problems – However he found himself with more intense feelings for you.

❥ Enemy || Félix Ludwig — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 His hatred was a thick shell that covered an unresolved love; and now he had the opportunity to have you in his hands... Or rather, on his feet.

❥ Alpha cellmate || Reiji Kaito — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 You were the only omega in prison, and luckily, you ended up in the cell of an Alpha who would protect you during your heat.

❥ Femdom || Roxie Katherine — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 She loved turning men like you into beautiful princesses...

❥ Rich Husband || Alex Ludwig — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 Everyone thought you only married him because of his money — but he knew you really loved him.

❥ Bestfriend || Hari Raj — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 Your boyfriend dumped you and now your best friend wants to show the jerk what he's been missing...

❥ Bi Han || Sub Zero — 【 𝗙𝗧𝗠 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 He didn't expect the surprise when he lowered his clothes, but it was a pleasant surprise...

❥ Husband || Miguel O'Hara — 【 𝗙𝗧𝗠 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 Your kind husband had a baby fever and urgently needed to get you pregnant...

❥ Bi Han || Sub Zero — 【 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 night company...

❥ Ghost || Simon Riley — 【 𝗙𝗧𝗠 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 you were curious and he let you touch him...

❥ Bi Han || Sub Zero — 【 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 His brother didn't want you, but he did.

❥ Radioactive || Simon Ghost — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 Was he still the same?

❥ Scorpion || Kuai Liang — 【 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 Temptations

❥ Hades || Simon Ghost — 【 𝗙𝗧𝗠 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 The god of the underworld fell in love with you, and with that, the best way for him to keep you was to kidnap you for himself — Persephone {{user}} x Hades Simon.

❥ Dom. Caregiver || Eric Blair — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 It was supposed to be a platonic contract, until he started to feel something more for you...

❥ Sadistic Guardian Angel || Ciel Melchior — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 After you became very ill after a near-death experience, you received mystical protection from a guardian angel — however little did you know that he only liked to see you suffer.

❥ Stepdad || Nanami Kento — 【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 Nanami had always noticed your attempts to be more than his stepson, and now, after that fateful accident – he needed to put an end to your illusory desires.

❥ Noob Saibot — 【 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 Together in khaos

❥ ALT Stepdad || Simon Ghost' — 【 𝗙𝗧𝗠 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】 You end up having sex with your stepdad as a birthday present || alt version ||

[sulumuns-dootah]

What WHB characters would wear in the human world: Niflheim

⟡ Masterlist ⟡ 

    ༺☆༻

Bold of you to assume he'd get dressed for going out

So if he has to go outside, he'll just sleep in normal clothes and be ready to somewhat go

Oversized and comfy clothing

With the whole edgy thing, he'd absolutely love the 90's nu metal fashion (as well as the music)

    ༺☆༻

Oh look, another demon wearing a suit

But who's really complaining since they all look hot in it, right?

Whenever he's out with Belphie, he looks like a father with his angsty son

Actually, I don't think he'd change up his suit that much

    ༺☆༻

As much as I love the whole grey shirt look he's got going on I need to see Gusion in the onesie from his original design in color ^^

And yes, maybe the Gusion we have now wouldn't wear much gamer stuff, but he's just lying to himself

Tell me this man isn't partially tired from losing MLBB games because his teammates are idiots

Also thinking about it, he's giving 707 from Mystic Messenger vibes

#BringBackTheOnesie

(There's literally zero good pics of men wearing cute onesies >.>)

    ༺☆༻

Our moon boy absolutelly loves the darker academia/witchcore aesthetics

While looking up references, I found Klaus from The Umbrella Academy and his look from the ending of season 2 (or at least i think) is definitely it!

A lot of moon imagery

Another member of the looking-like-a-dilf-while-hanging-out-with-a-friend club

I can honestly see Beleth and Bathin drop Belphie and Stolas their teen and toddler off at a playground and go drinking and gambling to the bar right next to it

    ༺☆༻

This poor baby can't actually see, but his style is always on point

Same as Beleth, why make him stop wearing a suit when he looks so good in it?

Andre is, however, very picky with his fabric textures and only the finest fabric usually passes

So don't be surprised if his single suit costs more than your existence

Hell, some of his suits could cost more than Bimet's designer statement pieces

    ༺☆༻

Ooh, dramatic cape moment for a dramatic ex-king

Flashy everything so everyone can make him out in a crowd

Will always be wearing a crown on his head

Ofc all the "peasants" will look at him and look for a camera bc who dresses like that on the daily

    ༺☆༻

Why was my first thought that "thought they were giving nonbinary slay, turns out it was just a priest" twitter post?

Either way, to feed into Agares' delusions, Vassago wears a matching suit and sometimes carries the cape so it doesn't get too dirty

Sometimes even the Hades nobles can get envious over how nice his suits look

[aphroditelovesu]

kinktober 2023 masterlist || disclaimer: will obviously contain nsfw content. be aware of this.

🎃˚˖੭ I love when you're submissive, love it when I break skin, you feel pain without flinchin', so say it...🎃˚˖੭

❝day one: vampire/bloody sex with Klaus Mikaelson❞

❝day two: praise kink with Apollo❞

❝day three: breeding kink with Alexander the Great❞

❝day four: daddy kink with Elijah Mikaelson❞

❝day five: degradation with Ares❞

❝day six: bondage with Aphrodite❞

❝day seven: somnophilia with Hypnos❞

❝day eight: threesome with Apollo and Eros❞

❝day nine: overstimulation with Damon Salvatore❞

❝day ten: voyeurism with Taehyung❞

❝day eleven: shadow play with Azriel❞

❝day twelve: exhibitionism with Dionysus❞

❝day thirteen: rough sex with Tom Riddle❞

❝day fourteen: romantic sex/making love with Eros❞

❝day fifteen: first time with Jungkook❞

❝day sixteen: wax play with Daenerys Targaryen❞

❝day seventeen: roleplay with Achilles❞

❝day eighteen: public sex with Hades❞

❝day nineteen: thigh riding with Sirius Black❞

❝day twenty: lactation kink with Robb Stark❞

❝day twenty-one: edging with Ares❞

❝day twenty-two: threesome with Achilles and Patroclus❞

❝day twenty-three: wing play with Lucifer Morningstar❞

❝day twenty-four: temperature play with Daenerys Targaryen❞

❝day twenty-five: dacryphilia with Jin❞

❝day twenty-six: wedding night with Apollo❞

❝day twenty-seven: size kink with Achilles❞

❝day twenty-eight: shower sex with Poseidon❞

❝day twenty-nine: cockwarming with Anakin Skywalker❞

❝day thirty: spanking with Eros❞

❝day thirty-one: non-con/dub-con elements with Apollo❞

🎃˚˖੭ Give me tough love, leave me with nothin' when I come down, my kinda love; push me and choke me till I pass out... 🎃˚˖੭

⤷ cited song: One Of The Girls - The Weeknd, Lily-Rose Depp and Jennie.❝

❝ 🎃 — 𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒍: if you want to be tagged for future updates, comment or send a DM.

⤷ tagging: @krismikaelson, @compulsiivedreamer, @legendarydefendorkitty

[asongoftearsandfandoms]

Gimme the angst boys, and free my soul

I wanna see you get lost while achieving your goal

And feel your pain

when you love a fictional character so much that your chest hurts when you think about them. yeah.

[lady-ashfade]

I thought It Was Normal

Percy Jackson character x male!reader (gods x reader) (platonic all)

╰･ﾟ✧☽ reader: like klaus from TUA. reader is a little oc in this, but i couldn’t help it. I needed this because I got a funny idea.

╰･ﾟ✧☽ warnings: short , me having little knowledge of what’s to come in the books, not canon just a silly idea

Camp got new campers every year so it wasn’t like they thought anything of you. The only thing is, you looked too confused to be there, everything Chiron said you would would give him the strangest look. Percy happened to be passing by, you got a tour of camp just like he did. And you were a bit to loud with your words- and let’s face it. He’s a little nosy.

“So you’re saying all the gods just drop their kids off here- or, don’t give them attention until they do something they deem worthy?” You ask like you had no care.

“Really a great idea. Half gods with daddy and mommy issues running around in the same place. Doesn’t sound dangerous at all.” You comment and continued walking with a eye roll.

Percy was interested in you right after that. You made him laugh and shared his views when he first came here, and he still thought them. He didn’t have to wait long to introduce himself since you left Hermes cabin in a rush to get away from people.

You didn’t want to talk to him at first. He tried to introduce himself but you brushed him off and said you weren’t willing to speak.

“I know it’s a lot to take in, but I’m sure you’re parent will claim you.”

You stopped in your tracks and turn around and started to flail your arms. “I am human! I have no godly parent, not like you-. Honestly I wish I was because I would be less concerned about my future.”

“That’s new.” A girl’s voice popped up from behind you and out of no where. A girl with a cap in her hands yanked down from her head, she looked intimidating to you.

“Can you all do that? Just appear out of no where?” You asked slightly scared but amazed.

“Let’s go back to the part where you’re human,” Percy stepped forward like you were a bomb of some sort ready to explode. “Why are you here?” You scuffed and shrugged your shoulders.

“So, i happened to eat a crystal I found in the woods behind my house. It was weird and it had me hypnotized, surprised I didn’t break any teeth, and the next minute I know I’m seeing the dead. And these voices are talking to me, then I’m moved off to this camp.”

“Wait the dead?”

“The gods say I need training before I came to them. Which is weird because you think they would train me themselves…do you guys know what I should do? I have no clue why they want me.” You look at both of them for help but Percy is just staring with his mouth open and shocked. Annabeth looks annoyed and looking you up and down.

“Don’t piss them off.”  she was going to be great help.

Months go by and you grow closer to the trio. it was strange how you seemed to have more strength then a human, and could kept up in training with them. not once did you ever get claimed and it still surprised them to this day how you just become something out of the blue. They tried so hard to get their parents attention but you just- stumped upon something and had the gods interests?

yes, you were human. but no longer a human boy, but a god in training.

“did it have to be him? he’s more chaotic then your son Poseidon.” zues rubbed his temple as the gods watch down on you.

“fate is a funny thing brother.“

“I for one love the kid.” ares smirks as you trip percy and let out a vicious scream. nothing evil or mean behind it, just a adrenaline rush. but ares didn’t take it that why, you were going to be a monster.

“I’ll bless him soon, he should stay in my cabin.” Aphrodite smiles and played with her hair. 

“We all know he’s basically my child, the dead thing? Yeah, he’ll be staying with me in the underworld when it’s time.” Hades smirks at all of them.

and just like that the gods are starting a war all over again.

Reader: stumbles upon a crystal

the voices: eat me!!

Reader: No!! Let me go!!

Reader then becomes a god.

[lowkeyrobin]

James Hook x gn!Bill Cipher!reader :D

I don't know if you understand the character I'm referring to, but it would be a reader with the powers of Bill Cipher and the same sadistic and carefree attitude that caught Hook's attention

xoxo ᰔᩚ

okay I can definitely try, but I can't promise this is good. I haven't watched gravity falls since like elementary school and I wasn't even that much of a fan so I had to use a lot of Google, so sorry if this is ooc ; thanks for requesting, hope you enjoy! ; also I saw that he has immortality so I wanted to play on that a bit bc music influenced me to do it lol ; also this essentially has no plot and is just some dumb rambling

JAMES HOOK ; cipher

summary ; a post-bridget going evil apocalypse au thing where you're super op, somehow died, and are now sifting up a plan with hook

warnings ; language, death, blood, kinda gore (?), stitching together body parts, reader is kind of a sociopath

disclaimers ; set post-bridget turning into QOH, aka the timeline where red and chloe didn't go back (completely just a oneshot this isn't what I think entirely happened)

word count ; 1.1k

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You had died at the hands of Bridget, now the Queen of Hearts, a tyrant.

She took control of Wonderland, and nearly all of what what would eventually become Auradon.

Bridget's happy-go-lucky personality and princess pink aesthetic had mutated. She'd turned only into the Queen of Hearts, a woman barely even out of her teenage years, angry and cruel, her signature pink becoming red. Everything red. No more happiness or joy. She wouldn't be the laughing stock now.

She beheaded you just as quickly as she'd gotten her hands on you. Her year-long reign above Wonderland commanding her Queen.

Your friends had gone into hiding, now realizing what they'd created. A tyrant, a murderous monster.

But, she'd forgotten that you were immortal, among many things.

Yes, you were essentially dead for days, your friends having been carrying around your body, waiting and waiting for you to snap back to reality. Maleficent had stitched your head back to your body, knowing your regeneration took a hell of a long time.

Immortality was like Klaus Hargreeves, something you hadn't mastered. You had to walk the terrains of whatever middle world existed between Heaven and Hell, the Devil and God themselves rejecting you for all eternity.

Outside Merlin's Academy rained soldiers from maroon clouds.

They lay dead flowers for the torn apart, you, at your feet, knowing one of these days you'd wake up. One of them you would. They'd just have to hope. You could end this.

Maleficent stands before you, spellbook in hand. Hook, Morgie, Uliana and Hades stand behind her, watching closely.

"Let it rain until it floods, let the sun breathe life once more, reborn. Dead flowers for the torn apart, laid at the grave to heal a broken heart"

The group stands silent, waiting for anything to happen. Then, the stitches melt into your skin, fusing your body together. You gasp, awakening suddenly, choking up blood and air. James rushes to your aid, hand on your shoulder, trying to help you breathe.

Maleficent shuts her book, stuffing it in her bag.

As you regain your voice, thankfully rather quickly, you look up at your friends.

"How long was I dead?"

Hades looks across the other's faces before answering. "Over a month."

Your jaw slacks, looking to the others for confirmation, which you receive. You'd never been dead that long. But then again, you'd never been beheaded. It'd only felt like an hour or two for your soul.

"You know who did this to you, right?" Uliana asks you.

You nod.

"Together, we can force her back down into Wonderland. We can not let her take over everything."

"Give me a few days. That sounded cringe as fuck" You groan, cracking your bones. "Plus, the magic doesn't work if I'm still practically dead"

"I've got frozen waffles-"

"Get a toaster. And a couple more boxes of those"

"On it!"

"Couldn't you just rewrite the laws of the universe or something?"

You sigh, "It doesn't work like that. If I do that, it'll screw us all over, not just Bridget. If you want me to laser her head off or something, I can, but I'm not gonna get myself killed again or any of you for that matter."

James softly smiles beside you, his eyes locked to the ground. "You can shapeshift, right?"

You nod. "Must I go over everything I can do? I'm not a master at anything, but..."

James nods.

"Uhm..." You count on your fingers as you list your abilities. "Regeneration, takes a long time when it's major. Reality warping, telekinesis, strength, dream manipulation, durability, immortality, time manipulation, range, speed, duplication, invisibility, intelligence, laser eyes, omnipresence, shapeshifting, soul removal, and stamina."

Your friends share awkward stares, slowly looking back at you.

"Look," You continue. "I doubt I'm the first person she wants to see. I tortured her the most out of all of us, I practically killed her over and over again for enjoyment, which is kind of sick, but it's funny"

Hades blinks. "Not very funny now that she's trying to take over the world"

Maleficent slaps his arm, hushing him.

"Anyways," you continue. "This is my battle. I'm not letting you guys die, nor am I sitting back to watch it happen. This is between me and her. I will cut her head off over and over until the end of time if I have to."

James shares a look with you, quickly placing himself on board with whatever your plan would be. Uliana, Morgie, Maleficent, and Hades decide to listen to you, not wanting to die. They retreat to their hideout in the academy, wishing you luck.

You turn back to look at James, silently questioning why he was still here.

"Do you have a plan?" He asks.

You shrug. "Go with the flow, I guess"

He nods slowly. "Where are we going?"

"Closer to Wonderland, I guess. I'd expect her to be locked up in her ugly castle"

"Wait, couldn't you reverse time-"

"I'd reverse it back to the day you were born and kill you before you got to exist if I tried."

Over the past few days, Hook had one hundred percent grown more infatuated with you. He already had been before, hypnotized by your power and personality. He wished he could have you.

Realistically, it would never happen. You were trillions of years old, stuck inside a teenage body.

You sit beside a fire, warming your hands, the pirate at your side.

"Why did you stay with me?" You ask out of the blue. "You could die"

He shrugs. "I'd willingly die by your side if it meant I'd be helping you. I'd do anything for you"

You furrow your eyebrows. "You sound like your brain became mush under a love spell"

He chuckles. "No. I'm infatuated with you. Really. Might as well know before I probably die"

"Huh?"

"You're actually so smart, and powerful, and sadistic, but it's so likable. Something draws me to you, more than any treasure could. Like, I genuinely see the stars in your eyes like they're every memory you've ever had. You're literally a God and I'm just some pirate"

"You're not just some pirate, you're the captain of the seas. That's a hard accomplishment" You reply. "Give yourself some credit"

He sighs. "I need you. I need you to not die to take Bridget down. So don't. She doesn't even have any serious magic, she has strength and no morality, which... you do too, but my point is, don't let her properly kill you again. Because if this ever ends, I want to spend every moment with you until I die"

You blink, slightly surprised at his ramblings.

"I couldn't live a few decades with you to live trillions more without you, James." You whisper, gaze locked onto the flame in front of you.

"That's fine," he replies.

You look to him, knowing he wasn't finished talking. He always had another word to say.

"Just please don't leave me. If you die again, I can't save you this time."

[eyeoftheb3h0ld3r]

Hades seeing Klaus entering the Underworld for the hundredth time and just going "not you again"

[crimsonlyinglilly]

No. 1: RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK

Search Party | Panic Attack | "If only we could hold on.” (Icysami x Renegaderr, Strangers.) 

Here's Day 1 of @whumptober 2024,

and we're Killing Elijah for the second day in a row but this time it doesn't stick, he just comes back with some new memories or rather old ones.

That's right we're back to Lost Gods and Found Memories and it's Elijah's turn to remember, Inadu may regret the choice of sacrifice.

It's Perserphone!Elijah time.

Set the originals season 4 episode 9

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The pendant was a cooling balm against his chest even as the agony grew, like fire within his blood. A ruby orb held by a pair of iron roses, he had woken to find it on his person and been told by Hayley that Jackson had placed it on him shortly after he returned to her.

 A gift from the underworld Jackson had explained, one Tatia had asked Jackson to place on him, Elijah hadn’t asked Jackson why he had held onto it to give to him even through the various missions, Hades, the god, had apparently demanded he fulfil before Jackson could return to his pack and Hayley in return for resurrecting him.

He hadn’t asked much about Taita either.

Elijah guessed he would get to meet the god and her soon enough.

It was a race, one they were going to lose, he had known that the moment they arrived, Hayley, Freya and Jackson.

Save your strength Hayley had said when Elijah realise it was to late

A race against the clock, against the poison in his veins, against the hollow’s incantations.

He could feel death consuming him, it was almost comforting even as he fought against it, because while the peace of death could be tempting, Jackson’s word that Tatia was waiting in the afterlife and had forgiven him, he couldn’t just give in and allow the spirit use his sireline to bring herself back, to become even more of a risk to his family.

Brother, I'm not leaving you. Freya promised but that simply meant she was going to watch another brother die, she didn’t deserve that

He couldn’t die when they still needed him, he couldn’t do this to them.

He was going to anyway, weak and failure echoed around his head, always father’s voice. It had worn him down, all that was left was pain and exhaustion, he could barely pay attention to those that had come for him.

Perhaps it was for the best, Hayley could truly settle down and be happy with her husband instead of the three of them being trapped in an awkward stand still, Freya and Niklaus could protect the family after it seemed Elijah’s ruthlessness just invited more problems.

Kol and Rebekah were free.

Niklaus' arrival came with her and a new rush of pain, so much it was hard to think beyond it, he managed to collect enough awareness to be thankful he wasn’t alone as he died and how much he loved them all.

Good memories to die on after a thousand years of blood and pain.

He could hear Freya's attempt to save him using her necklace but felt no pull to it at all, the necklace around his own neck was blocking her spell he realised just before darkness swallowed him and death consumed him.

—-

Then in the empty dark of death, a light grew, warmth followed and the smell of blooming flowers and sound of rushing leaves dancing in the spring breezes.

She remembered her smothering mother’s love, learning to understand her wordless language, striving to meet Father’s expectations as his games grew cruller, millennia of watching mortals play, grow and die, being worshipped and loved but never understanding the way mortals felt so deeply. 

The calm gentle man-god who she had stumbled across in her grove one day, the whirlwind that had followed that meeting, both her parents rages, for the first time in agreement as she chose him and the underworld.

Being forced to leave him and her new home anyway to sooth her mother’s rage and save countless humans from freezing and starving, managing to outplay her parents to ensure she could get four months every year with him in peace.

 Their reckless plan of merging and twisting their essence together so they truly could never be parted, Zagreus being born from that, her pride and joy when she introduced him to father and his family turning to horror when she returned to find him in bloody pieces. 

Father's curse forcing her to be parted from her son as Zagreus was bcursed-banished from the mortal world, even her and mother's combined efforts had only lessened it.

Melinoe’s birth and missing months of her children’s lives and she was forced to leave them behind safe with her husband where she could not protect them herself from petty siblings and greedy mortals.

Shifting the third life growing inside her into an egg to leave in the safety of her husband’s realm and then finding the child was stolen anyway and gifted to her father’s latest human fling. Watching as her youngest was raised a human princess and then used in the god’s games, as a prize to start a war.

Returning to her home one winter to find her husband’s throne empty and following after him in his foolish attempt to understand humanity.

They had never been human, it seemed an oversight for the god of the dead and goddess of life to not understand what it was that drove the humans to do everything.

It was only meant to be one human life, but then they both should have known better than just her father not to interfere.

—

Persephone- no Elijah she had been Elijah for the last thousand years she-he would keep it, woke up choking and found himself in Hayley’s arms, he allowed himself a moment to gather as new senses settled and old memories reordered themselves.

“Elijah,” Hayley half sighed half sobbed into him as she refused to let go hugging him desperately, her grip almost painful if the agony of his death wasn’t still fresh.

“How?” Klaus and Freya demanded as they joined them on the ground, more hand reaching to cup his face, Elijah looked at them fondly as he allowed the attention while sinking his will into the roots below them.

They woke.

He was Nature's daughter, goddess of life, wife of the ruler of the afterlife and there was a little witch who had avoided her fate for too long.

He should be merciful, she had helped Elijah remember-regain who he truly was but the memory of pain and taunts remained and far worse the pain in his loved one’s faces, the tremors he could feel in Hayley’s arms and see in Niklaus, the blood on Freya’s hands, the threats to his niece. 

Oh no, mercy was long off the table for little Inadu.

If she wanted Mercy she would have done better when he was just a vampire.

The roots and vines responded to him with delight, pleased at the return of their sister-goddess, he’d treat them afterwards.

“It’s a long story.” he shrugged a little to loosen the crowd around him as much and he would love to stay there but the use of his powers would have gotten her-his mother’s attention and the last thing he wanted was his new family to get caught between them.

Mother was signal minded and determined even before she stopped using her human shape.

—

Far from the cabin, a long dead witch takes a breath and steps from a tree, alive again before roots and vines erupted from the earth below her and twisted around her like snakes, she barely had the time to scream before they ripped her from her feet and started dragging her.

They had a Goddess to return too.

[sadboytournament]

ROUND THREE

Propaganda

Orpheus: Everyone else in that game is a smoking hot babe and here's Orpheus, banished because he was too sad to play music and then when you bring him back he still sits in the corner being sad until you fix his marriage. Even after he gets his happy ending he just has sad vibes

Klaus: via @funkypurpleradiohost (under read more for length, tw for drug use and kidnapping)

[irresistiibles]

plotting/starter call under the cut! they're lightly capped at four per muse but if you have a good idea and it isn't last minute i'm happy to add it. i'll also being doing memes at the start of the event, so don't feel like you have to go crazy. like and i'll come to your dms or reply with some starters and i'll get to queueing! glad to see so much love and hype for the event!

achilles : unaware any change has occurred

achilles is technically a lord but is currently serving as a knight and thinks this has been his life forever. he's fine with it though he does think he deserves a higher up position than what he currently has and isn't thrilled he has to do this service as a knight for image or whatever it is that got him there. he is probably some sort of officer or commander not just one of the guys in the crowd. he spends a little too much time at the tavern starters (2/4): hades, patroclus

angel dust : aware things have changed

aware something happened but doesn't know how to explain it and is really worried he took something since everyone else is acting normal. he's also worried about how to find drugs here and will be very on edge all the time. starters (3/4): sir pentious, niffty, vaggie

asami sato : unaware any change has occured

working as a blacksmith and having a good time with it honestly. sure, it's less high tech than what she's used to back home but asami loves to learn new crafts and get used to new environments. actively involved in guild life and she's probably poking around with magic and monsters more than she should as well. starters (1/4): ben skywalker

ben hargreeves : unaware any change has occurred

honestly he's got no magic but would sign himself up to be a wizard's apprentice so fast. like that seems cool of course that's what he's doing. he likes adding ingredients to potions and chilling. absolutely will approach magical monsters even if he shouldn't starters (1/4): klaus hargreeves

clara oswald : unaware any change has occurred

she's happier now than she had been in modern washington. this is way more interesting to clara. she's working as a tutor but is absolutely getting too involved in nobility politics, and could get caught up trying to overthrow someone. also very interesting in the magical creatures all over the place starters (0/4):

deena johnson : unaware any change has occurred

a farmer who lives on the outskirts of town. she's really good with animals, and is probably one mistake away from being accused of witchcraft for one reason or another. she's not doing any witchcraft, but it probably way too comfortable talking to people who are. starters (1/4): rosamund du prix

emery anden : aware things have changed

he is very concerned with everything going on, especially in the medical field, and it's not making him feel great about the chances he's actually aware of his real life in modern washington also. get this man some help (not leaches please) starters (1/4): kaul hilo

fizzarolli : unaware any change has occurred

truly living up his best life as a jester for charlie. i would say they're a pretty well acclaimed jester in general, so even though he's a court jester they will come and perform in taverns when possible, and he's really just thriving in this sort of environment. starters (2/4): louise belcher, charlie morningstar

glinda upland : unaware any change has occurred

your local witch, but glinda has a very good reputation. she doesn't do any curses, just things like charms, good luck potions, healing spells, love potions, what have you. she's very chill and not worried about any accusations cause she's very good at keeping people happy and on her side starters (3/4): fiyero tiggular, lee hongjo, elphaba thropp

gu zi : unaware any change has occurred

you know what i'm committing. he's living as a rat catcher, and is honestly pretty chill about it. he absolutely also tries to befriend some of the bigger monsters and creatures running around washington even though he's got basically no way of defending himself. starters (0/4):

inej ghafa : unaware any change has occurred

she's actually gone from trying to work a respectable job in the modern day to going back to thievery and criminal activity. it's just easier and she doesn't trust as easily here with magic way more available and difficult to deal with starters (2/4): nimona, dom toretto

irina yang : aware things have changed

knows things changed suddenly, but has realized this is a great way to start scamming people. anything she can remember about the modern world she's selling as information, and they're also just kind of pretending to be a witch because she's got enough magic to get away with it, and when they ask for something she can't do, they're just putting drugs in potions. starters (0/4):

jang man wol : aware things have changed

she's working as an inkeeper but she's very upset to be back in the past. she already lived through this era! been there done that! where's her phone? her dramas? she will absolutely be complaining about this to anyone who will listen even if they think she's mad starters (0/4):

jin ling : unaware any change has occured

nobility. probably a whole king and very stressed and unhappy about it. made a ruler very young and has no idea what he's doing. he can't catch a break even when he's not home okay. starters (2/4): wei wuxian, jin guangyao

jonathan sims : aware things have changed

he's going to become fully aware after the event. right now he's still unaware of his real life but he's aware of his life in modern washington and knows this is not right. probably accidentally became a local prophet because of how he's just starting to Know things now, but he's mostly running around trying to figure out what the fuck is going on starters (0/4):

kyoshi : unaware any change has occurred

she's probably gotten herself involved with a local crime group because with her luck she would absolutely catch too much attention and get kicked out from her nice servant job. give her a crime group to join, she's got way too many morals and will be annoying but she's also good muscle. another one of my characters who's one wrong statement away from a witch hunt starters (1/4): jester lavorre

luo qingyang : unaware any change has occurred

living her best farmer life. she's got a bunch of chickens and is truly just chilling. is a good place to go to if anyone needs to hide from monster hunters or a witch hunt starters (0/4):

madoka kaname : unaware any change has occurred

give me a witch for her to apprentice under! she can't do magic but she can get ingredients, and help make potions, and bring a cat and some good energy along and she would love it a lot okay! she will also defend them as much as she can when the inevitable witch hunt comes along. starters (1/4): homura akemi

mei nianqing : aware things have changed

he's aware things are different but honestly he likes this better so he's kind of keeping his mouth shut i'm afraid. he's thriving as an astrologer/tutor/priest for the rich, and kind of hopes things will stay like this. don't mention how things were different he will gaslight you starters (0/4):

nico di angelo : unaware any change has occurred

he's a priest, does exorcisms and everything. obviously he still has his powers and knows who his dad is, but he just uses that to genuinely be able to help with ghosts and gain trust with people. he's living surprisingly comfortably here. starters (2/4): bianca di angelo, satana hellstrom

nie huaisang : aware things have changed

he knows things have changed but he's not really making that clear to anyone. sure, he'll talk in fantasy about a modern washington, but there's no need to stress everyone out by making them think he's more than just an airhead. he's a lower noble who spends his time chilling and painting. he's very interested in the mythical creatures and will try and adopt a baby dragon starters (1/4): nie mingjue

ning yingying : unaware any change has occurred

apprentice under shen qingqiu and learning about european swords and clothing. the problem with her being more confident and a little bit better at fighting in a world where duels and jousting are possibilities is she keeps considering it. girl is mostly living as a scholar but is ready to brawl do don't encourage her. starters (1/4): sha hualing

pearl: unaware any change has occurred

she's obsessed with the human concept of knights so this is great for her. she is of course serving as a knight, and though i'm sure she's under a specific kingdom but i would love to plot someone who she's specifically guarding. she's very protective and will be willing to throw herself in front of danger without hesitation pls employ. starters (1/4): sella palpetine

roronoa zoro : unaware any change has occurred

working as a bounty hunter/sword for hire again for both humans and mosnters, whatever gets him a paycheck. he'll work for whoever, but he's less inclined to work for people of power, he just doesn't really get along with them that well, and he's mostly looking to fight more than get a massive paycheck. starters (2/4): sanji, sgaeyl

shang qinghua : unaware any change has occurred

advisor to some sort of noble! overworked and a schemer, so if anyone's plotting against nobles he is a good person to go to. he's happy to do a lot of underhanded shit to get rid of people. give me a noble for him to work under. starters (1/4): kaul shae

shi qingxuan : unaware any change has occurred

honestly living a chill life as a barmaid/occasional beggar when funds are low. qingxuan is actually really comfortable and having a fun time with the common people in this form of washington, so it'll be a nice time for them. a good friend to have if you want cheap drinks starters (1/4): syala eren

toph beifong : unaware any change has occurred

technically somehow got herself stuck as a noble lady, and i think it would be funny for someone to plot being the poor knight/guard looking after her because i know toph is quite literally always running away from them and trying to get into fights or start trouble starters (4/4): katara, mai, jamie, zuko

yin yu : unaware any change has occursed

he's a gravedigger lmao, and not obsessed with it for obvious reasons. catch him sulking around in graveyards on the regular. he's staying away from most of the new mythical creatures and is trying to convince the people he knows to stay away from the dragons as well. starters (1/4): astrid hofferson

zagreus : unaware any change has occurred

he's a prince but doesn't actually like doing that and is working a small apothecary job on the side and just hopping he doesn't get recognized. loves going to watch jousting and see if he can get included somehow. starters (0/4):