#HELP MEE ANON I FFUVKING LOVED THAT ASK ITTS SO FUNNY TO LIST WHATEVER THE HELL VITTORINO HAS DONE

[selcouth-vast-poet]

i know nothing about 8:11 what does that one blond guy with weird hair have to do for the fandom to consider him the weird one over the actual fucking cannibal

HELPPPP ALRIGHTSSO. HAPPY YOU ASKED!

cw teeth pulling, drugs

his name is vittorino and he is a priest (or used to at least) and he lives in an abandoned church said to be haunted (IT IS.) and he also pulled 3 wisdom teeth out of Ryker (the main character) while they were fully awake. because he just Didnt like them trespassing into his house (the Abandoned Church). he also fucking DESPISES THEM like. an ungodly amount and almost crushes their (Ryker's) already broken ribs at some point (They got hit by a car by the one who loves them. that cannibal you talked about. thats a story for another time) and ALSO ALSO chases them down the halls of said church and tries to kill them.

he also makes shrooms that get you FUCKED UP. im talking like ZOINKED out of your mind

he also buried his friend alive at some point and killed him! (i think!!! he is an unreliable narrator he is almost all the time high! but im fairly sure that is true)

also look at his sprites and illustrations. look me in the avatar and tell me this is the face of a man who is Not Weird